#it'snow2inthemorningandi'memotionallyexhaustedfromwritingandGOT goodnight

[sweatermuppet]

life rlly just feels like a vicious cycle of whispering to yrself "im good. im kind. i am a lover. i am. soft handed." & it returns back to you as "are you sure? are you sure? are you sure?"

[chaoticgouda]

shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade

Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!

[francisforever2014]

goodnight to women with big noses and women with nose bumps and women with hooked noses and women with crooked noses i am kissing you right on your beautiful face

[skiinny-witch]

“I would always wanna play Poison Ivy.”

[chocolatecakecas]

its auld langing absolute syne

[gauntletqueen]

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

[woodwool]

wizards only want one thing and its disgusting

[fluffygif]

Blinky eye

[starbuck]

[kyunmei]

losing my sanity

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

[husband]

[cor-lapis]

BENNETT MVP (call that a 5th wheel (of calamity))

Edit: thank you everyone telling me the last tweet is abt Kuroko no basket. I'm still scared though

[camgirlkaminari]

she never stood a chance

[your-mind-is-a-stream-of-colors]

[iguanamouth]

Could you edit another wizard with she/her pronouns please these are hilarious 😂

trifecta of myles pinkney pronoun wizards