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unopenablebox · 3 months ago

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all sorts of things are difficult in life but at least while im doing my labwork i can listen to a ten-year-old podcast about the crusades by an astonishingly bored-sounding australian woman

#it's wonderful.#no interviews. no asides about current events. no dynamic ads for apollo global management asset solutions.#im not going to learn anything about this woman except the information in her podcast #which is that her daughter was uploading these sound files for her bc she didnt know how.#box opener

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origami-butterfly · 5 months ago

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throwing Mikey/Ty right back at you for the fucked up ship bingo as well and Eagle/Bax and Kayne/Eagle (shamelessly promoting that crackship)

Bingo!!! I love Ty being a weird little freak about all the Mike's, but I think it's more obvious with the Mikey's. I'm thinking specifically about when Michael was being broken out of the compound, and one of the compound Mikey's found Ty and was like "Oh thank god it's you 🥺🥺🥺" anyway, I need a fucked up scientist to be weirdly obsessed with me who said that

While listening, I was on the fence about them, but then I heard the bit about Eagle cutting Bax's eye out, and I was sold. That said, I don't like Eagle as much as a lot of the fandom do.

I LOVE this crackship!! They're definitely perfect for each other. I think they should hunt each other for sport. You're so smart for putting them together.

Fucked up ship bingo

#ask game #friend fizz <2 #i love ty and his fucked up relationships with the mike's are just the cherry on top #eagle/kayne is such a brilliant crack ship #it's wonderful.

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lrndvs · 3 months ago

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compliments from girls go hard

#comic #the girly girls are girling girling #this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg #anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was #all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao

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some-pers0n · 11 months ago

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#will wood #sp-rambles #For people wondering this is entirely about people being mean to the only music artist ever (Will Wood) on Twitter #Like obviously of course it's also about how people will degrade and twist jokes into being homophobic and ableist #by generalizing and making it out like people who listen to stuff they don't like are autistic and gay and whatever other slur applicable #Twitter is a cesspool though idk what's any different #Anywho still listen to Will Wood my beloved please please pleaseeee

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dear-ao3 · 4 months ago

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#ao3 #ao3 tags #ao3 funny #thank you for submitting !!#submission #it was 5 chapters long if you were wondering!

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psychicbluebirdmiracle · 5 months ago

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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

#HE WENT ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE???????#BRO THATS FARTHER THEN THE STUPID MEDITERRANEAN CRUISE IM GOING ON IN A FEW MONTHS #BRUH WHAT #NO WONDERS IT TOOK HIM 3 YEARS #the odyssey #epic musical #epic odysseus #odysseus #epic the musical

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sinizade · 2 months ago

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Wonder Woman ⭐️ Save me big strong Amazon princess, big strong Amazon princess save me 🛐

#dccomics #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #dc fanart #wonder woman #diana price #diana prince #diana of themyscira #wonder girl #cassandra sandsmark #dc robin #robin #batman #bruce wayne

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opt1gan · 1 year ago

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#super mario wonder #mario #princess peach #toad #this is from a while ago but im still fond of it #i have yet to play wonder and im still very excited about it!!#my art

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jackyjackdraws · 4 months ago

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Local scientist enters the Olympics without any equipment nor protections

Gets a silver medal

Refuses to elaborate further

Leaves

#paris 2024 #gravity falls #stanford pines #ford pines #Gravity falls fanart #love that absolute chad of Yusuf Dikec #no wonder he is a living meme now #his energy is damn raw and hard

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theygender · 10 months ago

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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

#rambling #uhh #tmi #request to tag #i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently #greatest hits

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notbecauseofvictories · 11 months ago

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

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catwouthats · 3 months ago

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THEY MAKE ME INSANE