#it's very fun for me

[ahollowgrave]

Day 18: Escape

Odette would call herself a "reformed" pick pocket. But sometimes she just can't help herself.

She has yet to be officially caught.

[sweet-allien]

Xavi: I'm out of Barça

The players: *Activate the prime*

[adhd-mode-activate]

watching my friends listen to The Magnus Archives is so funny because every single one of them has had a different response to it

Friend 1 (who got me into it) - philosophizes and also watches in confusion as I actually get horrified by things because it's more Interesting than horrifying

Friend 2 - in love with Agnes. has many Emotions and doodles many things

Friend 3 (still in progress) - combination fascinated and horrified and very quick-witted in figuring out how the world works and exactly what's going on

Friend 4 (still in progress) - horror brain go brrrrrr

[ananxiousgenz]

I love you too!!! it's so late and I'm so eepy but yk what it's okay bc I get to see my mutuals doing their stuff yk

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[rittzart]

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

[captainsweet]

Uhh, I'd probably be an author or artist. Most likely artist as I used to, and still do, love art and even had my sibling give me mini art lessons because I wanted to draw like them lmao. Author has been my go to though for all these years so it's really either or.

@bleepbl0pbloop @cezzamid Answer.

if we lived in a world where u had to do the career u were first interested in as a child what would u be doing, id be a firefighter

[anna-scribbles]

adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse

bonus:

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

[black-quadrant]

sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

[wormspoodle]

saw boomposhpow's awesome fanart of this fic, read the fic, and subsequently felt compelled to make fanart as well

fanfic is by the skin of your teeth by Rev on ao3 !!

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[crazysodomite]

playing with my phonetaur