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cl3fairyyy · 7 months ago

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i fear that if i say what i'm thinking right now i may be admitted to a ward

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silusvesuius · 8 months ago

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justa bunch of heads

#planet of the apes #my art #i need to see proxy on the big screen more than i need air rn #i also want to wipe my memory and watch that scene in War when ma*rice told seeza that he's starting to sound a lot like kober and -#- seeza got so mad he started growling and heavy breathing. for the first time again. i'm gnna jump bro

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chillguy180 · 6 months ago

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Part 1 🫀🫀🫀 pounding

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cobra-wives · 1 month ago

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GET OUTTA MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!

#STOP ITTT STOPIT STOP IT STOP ITTTT!!!! STOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!!1!11!1!#WHY ARE WE SO HETERONORMATIVE!!!! LET THESE CHARACTERS BREATHE DEAR GOD #cobra kai #i dont make it a habit to complain about what hoity toity account bros say but hgfngnfhffhfhhdfhjf. what!#oh these two characters are asian? SHIP!#[in the format of the meme]#i lived in a world where i was so scared of kreese/kim that #i didnt even face the possibility of kim/chozen.#heavy sigh. and look where we are.#chozen toguchi #kim da eun

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boxguysaur8 · 6 months ago

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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS UR BIRTHDAY WAT!!!!

WHEN I GET YOU. WHEN I GET YO

#tumblr user appri-dot when i get you #EXTREMELY LOUD HEAVY BREATHING #fud3. dude #grits my teeth . clenches my fisyt #DAMN!!!#DAMN!!!!!#DAMN!!!!#DAMN!!!!!!#“hi bro do you want any leftover cak-” SUBEUEBEHABHWEBJWHBEBEYWHWBEBBQN1BBEBABHEW #jumping off the walls #actually i bounced off a cliff #this is Real And True(tm)#heh . COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH

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royaltea000 · 5 months ago

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we know that alfred is insane over gil, but is gil insane over anyone? it doesnt have to be the degree of insane alfred is

Gil is insane overall so it’s very hard to spot a difference when he’s being more so but I like to think, as all unhealthy sibling relationships go in this series - that he’s obsessed with Ludwig. Not to the extent that Ludwig is fixated on him but he’s very much an overbearing helicopter parent in his own trying to make it seem like I don’t give a shit way. He’s calmed down sooo much in modern times but I Know that boy was going through like no less than 20 lessons a day when he was born

#man y’all thought AUSTRIA was a strict parent #Gil’s kinda worse cuz he’s like the kinda teacher who’s like yeah I’ll show you again if you don’t get it no prob but you Will Get It.#I truly believe that there is no way to be a country and to have a normal relationship with your sibling at the same time #speaking of Al I truly believe he is the kind of guy to just come out with a truly insane batshit pickup line like #I wish I was Ludwig so I could’ve come outta your vagina 👁️👁️#[heavy breathing]#Gil’s like what’d you say?#I said you smell nice today are you wearing a new cologne ^^#I had to sit down and think about this answer for a while #everyone feel free to tell me who YOU think Gil would be insane about I’m curious #Gil would let Ludwig cannibalize him if it meant he would be better for it and he really was prepared for that to happen at some point #but that’s normal bro behavior so I dunno #thanks for the ask this was fun!

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phoenixcatch7 · 10 months ago

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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.

He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.

And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.

And then he gets reborn a human.

He is, as the kids say, big mad.

How by Primus do they do anything??

#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in #the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho #Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes #No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster #Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself #Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much #And all I get is SMELLY #No wonder your species started global warming #Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss #shen qingqiu #transformers #scum villain's self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot #He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down #At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again

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dweebpheles · 4 months ago

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I'm literally begging for support, and you call it harasmoi and throw RocheCiri into the trash, instead of evaluating my pictures, stupidly because they are not holy rorvethtotalitarianism

Babe I don't ever acknowledge hate asks but this is so fucking funny to me. I actually started laughing when I checked my inbox. There are 18 asks chilling in my inbox, all on anon, and all obviously from you/one of your burner blogs I'm guessing? Because I already blocked the account you messaged me from to begin with, so I already know who you are and I'm assuming most everyone else you're harassing does too. I have not been heavily active in the Witcher fandom for almost 4 years and anyone who used their eyes and scrolled this blog would see that. I simply LIKED an art post I enjoyed, and all this bullshit started because you were lurking on said artists' blog and snooping in the notes to find people to harrass. I'm not "calling it harassment", this IS harassment. You jumped into my DM's. You've sent me EIGHTEEN asks on anon, and I'm sure there's more to come, and all of this started because I liked a Roche/Iorveth art post. If this (ship drama) is SERIOUSLY the biggest thing you have to worry about in your day to day life, I envy you, cause bestie your life must be so easy and so uneventful that you've got to generate your own shit and stir the pot to feel a little bit of excitement. Peace and love 🫶 mwah

#i usually dont...act this way to strangers but bro get a fucking grip #touch grass and breathe oxygen when was the last time you saw sunlight.#im sorry your dad didnt hug you enough youll get through it babe i did too lmao #is this person on heavy street drugs because i could drop acid and im sure i still wouldnt be this fucking out of pocket.#get a grip get a grip get a grip #laugh rule #this is actually so entertaining

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fearandhatred · 11 months ago

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i'm never getting over this mf 👇 like it's so serious