#it's the heavy breathing bro
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cl3fairyyy · 7 months ago
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i fear that if i say what i'm thinking right now i may be admitted to a ward
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silusvesuius · 8 months ago
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justa bunch of heads
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chillguy180 · 6 months ago
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Part 1 🫀🫀🫀 pounding
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cobra-wives · 23 days ago
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GET OUTTA MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!
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boxguysaur8 · 5 months ago
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS UR BIRTHDAY WAT!!!!
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WHEN I GET YOU. WHEN I GET YO
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royaltea000 · 5 months ago
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we know that alfred is insane over gil, but is gil insane over anyone? it doesnt have to be the degree of insane alfred is
Gil is insane overall so it’s very hard to spot a difference when he’s being more so but I like to think, as all unhealthy sibling relationships go in this series - that he’s obsessed with Ludwig. Not to the extent that Ludwig is fixated on him but he’s very much an overbearing helicopter parent in his own trying to make it seem like I don’t give a shit way. He’s calmed down sooo much in modern times but I Know that boy was going through like no less than 20 lessons a day when he was born
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phoenixcatch7 · 9 months ago
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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.
He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.
And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.
And then he gets reborn a human.
He is, as the kids say, big mad.
How by Primus do they do anything??
#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in#the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho#Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes#No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster#Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself#Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much#And all I get is SMELLY#No wonder your species started global warming#Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss#shen qingqiu#transformers#scum villain's self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot#He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down#At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again
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dweebpheles · 4 months ago
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I'm literally begging for support, and you call it harasmoi and throw RocheCiri into the trash, instead of evaluating my pictures, stupidly because they are not holy rorvethtotalitarianism
Babe I don't ever acknowledge hate asks but this is so fucking funny to me. I actually started laughing when I checked my inbox. There are 18 asks chilling in my inbox, all on anon, and all obviously from you/one of your burner blogs I'm guessing? Because I already blocked the account you messaged me from to begin with, so I already know who you are and I'm assuming most everyone else you're harassing does too. I have not been heavily active in the Witcher fandom for almost 4 years and anyone who used their eyes and scrolled this blog would see that. I simply LIKED an art post I enjoyed, and all this bullshit started because you were lurking on said artists' blog and snooping in the notes to find people to harrass. I'm not "calling it harassment", this IS harassment. You jumped into my DM's. You've sent me EIGHTEEN asks on anon, and I'm sure there's more to come, and all of this started because I liked a Roche/Iorveth art post. If this (ship drama) is SERIOUSLY the biggest thing you have to worry about in your day to day life, I envy you, cause bestie your life must be so easy and so uneventful that you've got to generate your own shit and stir the pot to feel a little bit of excitement. Peace and love 🫶 mwah
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fearandhatred · 10 months ago
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i'm never getting over this mf 👇 like it's so serious
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nothing-behindher-eyes · 1 year ago
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somethin ab this picture
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makes me genuinely feral.
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chillguy180 · 6 months ago
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Part 2 of my heart pounding 🫀🫀🫀
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inutaffy · 1 year ago
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i almost passed out at school again guys
#this time tho was worse#didnt loose my hearing i lost my vision a lil bit still#i had a cough this morning probably from my germ infested sister and i thought i was fine so i was going to the bus stop and HEAVING my#lungs hurt when i was breathing it was prickly#GOT ON THE BUS AND EVERYTHING WAS DOWN HILL FROM THERE FUCKING GOD#dude#head hurt stomach rolling cramps the astute need to throw up#i was fighting that for a whole 20 minutes#i get motion sickness but not unless im reading something and I WASNY and yet#i was GRIPPING THE SEAT#put my head down and closed my eyes on the seat in front of me and PRAYED#at the end of the bus ride everything was heavy#the blood drained from my face i could feel it i had to bite my lip to make sure i still had feeling in my face bro#lung thing might be my asthma spiking i had it as a kid so idk#anyway ans then my back was killing me#got off the bus#could barely put one foot in front of the other#body aches i was HOT IT WAS LIKE 40 DEGREES AND I TOOK MY JACKET OFF. I REPEAT I TOOK MY JACKET OFFFFF#i got into the school adn these 2 people were standing there by the steps to check IDs and i looked at those steps with a PLANNN . to sit#i tried to sit down but one of em noticed how pale and not good i looked#led me to the nurses#called my mom 3x before she picked up#she couldnt get me til like an hour and some later#i was just writhing on the bed#dying#it got a little better and i switched suddenly from hot to COLD#and im on my period so thats a factor i guess but its not a regular hot flash it was BURNING#anyway she picked me up and i groggily got up#passed my friend in the hall and she widened her eyes at me and i pointed at my mom ahead of me and she said bye#one person knows im out sick but we aint got no classes together today
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jkpng · 5 months ago
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suddenly feeling a painful nostalgia for summer 2022 proof and jitb era. taking psychic damage by the second
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bluevaractyl · 5 months ago
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I was going to get so much done today but nope :(
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kokoronbain · 2 years ago
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I got the new chance to see again the Mario Movie so...
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This time I am ""cosplayed"" as Mayor Pauline (ft. My Peachy Plush again 😆)
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chicxulubimpactor · 3 months ago
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YOOOOOO FIIPINO TIM DRAKE?!?!?!?!?
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red robin design :) i think i'll do pages like this for some others this was so fun
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