#it's the big brain

[biosurvive]

@biovaliant -> "So... I know this is like, way early, but... mine and Jill's 20th wedding anniversary is next year and I was thinking about buying an old school bus to tear apart and turn into an RV. Obviously, I'm going to build it with her but I was hoping you could help me tear out the interior and keep the bus hidden until then?"

Chris probably looked slightly frazzled, olive colored paint smeared on his cheek and brown hair that was slightly longer than usual so his cowlicks had returned in full force. Despite his mess of an appearance, he was walking on air, the long weekend overall had been so pleasant thus far, just himself and the three people he loved most in this world helping decorate his first official home that wasn't a shitty apartment or the brownstone he had grew up in. Claire had of course offered to help him paint the dining room, and the two set out to do just that while Jill and his husband drove to the nearby furniture store to pick up the new purchases and bring lunch back. He knew Claire had offered to help out of the kindness of her heart, and he had an itching feeling that she missed him just as much as he missed her, but he also knew she had an ulterior motive just from the slight bounce of her heels and her gait and the way she was all too eager to have her wife and brother-in-law hustled out of the home. He waited patiently, ever the vigilant brother as they filled the once bare white walls with a soothing olive, pointed glances sent over to Claire periodically as he painted until she finally talked about whatever was on her mind.

He hadn't expected such a sweet question.

A warm chuckle fills the room, and he's already in auto pilot mode, sliding his brush into the tray of paint so he could walk closer to her and clap her on the shoulder. " I can make a few calls. Got a soldier who owns a farm, he owes me a favor. Not too far from here either. " Not that there wasn't plenty of hiding spots for a bus in Canada, but it was better safe than sorry when Jill was a known sleuth. " But yes, you can count me in. Piers too, you can expect his help regardless, but I'll still use all my powers to convince him anyway. " He pauses, reaching out to smear a matching bit of paint on Claire's cheek. " I can hardly believe it's almost been twenty years since you tied the knot. Looking at you both, seeing you so happy. It delights me. Mama and Papa would be proud, petit oiseau d'amour. " The French spills out naturally despite the rarity it comes from Chris, it was painful reminder of parents long gone, but when it's spoken between them it almost felt like their father was still around, whispering devoted things to either his beloved wife or darling children.

Choosing to not dwell and mourn them on this happy day, he grins, smearing yet another blob of paint on Claire's face before backing away before she could return the favor. " Now that we got that settled let's get back to painting and hope that our beloved spouses bring back decent food. If it's not burgers and fries I say we both divorce them. " There's a smile to his words despite the empty threat, and he's already looking forward to helping Claire with her little romantic gift, stone skin couldn't hide a soft heart that bled for his darling family.

[skyrim-forever]

big plans tonight

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[egophiliac]

(this one's been getting stolen a lot, so please be aware that if you see this anywhere else (even with credit), it's been reposted against my wishes! please do not use my art in your videos/reupload to pinterest/etc., thanks!)

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gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

[forgetlove]

always that one crazy coworker am i right

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[legionofpotatoes]

Lead them to paradise.

[jamnsketch]

venus // pluto

[egg-noodle]

Spider web collar.

[hollis-art]

regular hero: clark kent! this guy can't help but help people

+ some close-ups of my favorite panels!

i love him...

[notherpuppet]

Some chapter covers I made for the “My Deer Nanny” AU 📻🍎 These were so fun to make! They gave me a picture book feel 🥹♥️

Click here for PDF download (free, pay what you want option)

[beautysnake]

What he doesn't know wont hurt him.........

[o0kawaii0o]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🗣🗣🗣

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[sylvansleuth]

Riz, you fucking cracked it!