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#it's still just so funny
sage-nebula · 2 years
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You ever think about how embarrassing it has to be to be Eggman . . . like he doesn't feel any shame or embarrassment of any kind, he has an ego the size of the Death Egg (if not bigger), and that's all well and good for him. But like, he's a genius. He's a genius, but he's also a grown adult who has had several decades to work on his inventions and further his understanding of engineering and robotics. And that's all good, but then he's routinely matched (and sometimes even bested) by a literal eight-year-old child. Depending on whether anthros lose their baby teeth at the same rate as their species or at the same rate as human children, Tails could still have baby teeth. He's scared of thunderstorms. He likes to watch cartoons and he has a bedtime. But he can hack Eggman's systems, and create superior robots, and was legitimately this close to creating a cure for the metal virus before the zombots sabotaged him. Eggman might not feel any embarrassment over this, but he should. Tails clowns on him daily just by existing. Look at the accomplishments Eggman has to his name, and how many years it took him to make those, and then look at the accomplishments Tails has done, at a fraction of Eggman's age. Like that's just embarrassing, and so very, very funny.
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oleandy · 1 year
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Sorry about your oath but I've been trying all of act 1 to break mine so thank you so much for this
HAHAHAH, i'm so glad i was able to help give you a hint in ways to break your oath as an ancients paladin!
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artkaninchenbau · 8 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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Bonus:
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theoldkyokodied · 1 year
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
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jq37 · 5 months
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You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.
But Fig?
She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.
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The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..
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joshuamj · 2 months
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Hero.
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egophiliac · 19 days
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
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why does he meow?
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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bloodybellycomb · 2 years
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Tumblr announcing that they are unbanning nudity immediately after elon musk starts burning twitter to the ground is like pouring gasoline into an already open flame and then spitting on the ashes. The vindictive pettiness is so entertaining to watch--just outstanding
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randomloserlover · 13 days
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cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas
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mxcrayon · 9 months
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losing my actual mind rn
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i had this interaction in the dropout discord (i am the first and third person). short. simple. i only got the first year bc of a discount + a gift card i had, so i was planning on using this person's suggestion.
then, i got this.
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oh my god!! how nice!! how sweet!!! how thoughtful!! i gave them my email and they sent over a subscription, i thanked them profusely. i was very grateful, very touched.
hours and hours later i was still thinking about it and i recalled how, in the email id gotten about it, it said "tao yang sent you a subscription" and id seen that and thought "oh haha like the tao yang" and then moved on
but now, thinking back, i was like.... theres no way, so i googled tao yang.
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......
TAO YANG BOUGHT ME A FUCKING ANNUAL DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION
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stil-lindigo · 2 years
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when worlds collide
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umblrspectrum · 24 days
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"smaller mass" you say
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Michael Afton knows the FNAF Mimic’s secret..
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