#it's so simple like we should all just chill there like it's the beach too

[yuexias]

no one asked for an update but the island discord mumu is like idk, 70% done now

[flippinpancakes64]

Day at the pool with the Cullens

I love pools and I love swimming so here we are

All additional photos I found on Pinterest

Edward:

Volleyball expert

Loves having competitions to see who can "hold" their breath the longest

(There's never an actual winner, it's just who gets bored first)

Loves to tackle you in the water

Can and will sneak up on you to pull you under

Roughhousing x100

Will think you're boring if you just sit on the side of the pool

He wants to play, dammit

Wears a nose plug unfortunately

He doesn't like the feel of the water in his nose

Can and will stay there all day

He doesn't go out of his way to go to the pool, but when he does he never wants to leave

I imagine he'd like swim shorts with a pattern

He doesn't want to wear something boring

Alice:

Diving board queen

She could go to the Olympic level if she wanted to

Definitely an attacker

Will sneak up behind people just to scare them

Does that freaky thing where they go underwater to swim through people's legs when they don't expect it

Loves seeing how fast she can lap the pool

Loves getting on Emmett's shoulders and wrestling people

Splashes people

Not too fond of the beach balls or volleyballs but she will play

She wears something intricate and definitely uncomfortable looking

Stylish tho

Jasper:

Not really interested

He came along because everyone else went

He prefers baseball

He's in the water though

He might join in on volleyball or diving, but I think he'd prefer to just chill out on a raft or a tube

He just wants to enjoy all of the positive emotions around him

He might swim around with you though if you ask him

He's not opposed to doing anything

Would really enjoy a lazy river though

He just wants to veg out and I love that for him

Just lets Alice choose whatever she wants him to wear

Has absolutely no preference at all

Rosalie:

You're lucky if she touches the water at all

Prefers to lay by the poolside and "tan"

She really just enjoys the heat from the sun

Like a lizard under a heat lamp

Might dip her toes in

If you beg her to get in she might go to the shallow end and stand there for a little bit

If you splash her it's over for you

So best just to leave her alone :')

Will throw the diving toys though

Like those girls on tiktok who are tanning and throwing the toys for their boyfriends like they're dogs

That's her

She thinks it's funny

MIGHT get up to retrieve the ball if you guys throw it out on accident

Heavy on the might tho

She'd wear something cute with a pretty pattern

Emmett:

King of the Pool

Roughhousing final boss

Will start actually wrestling with people

He brought the water guns

Shows absolutely no mercy

His favorite game is water chicken

Always the base guy

Even though he's not supposed to be fighting, he still does

Is the one mostly diving for the toys Rosalie throws

Wears goggles just because they look funny

Has broken the bottom of the pool before

Would do it again too

Likes to pick people up and throw them as far as he can

Jumped off the diving board and did a cannonball once

That's how he broke the pool floor

Wears the most idiotic trunks he can find

Since it's only their family at the pool, Alice can't use the whole "keeping good appearances" thing as a reason why he should wear what she picks

Carlisle:

Likes to let loose a little bit

He has to act old to keep appearances, so everyone forgets he's physically only about 25

Like Alice I think he'd enjoy the diving board

Would love to unwind on an inner tube as well

He likes to swim to the bottom of the deep end and just sit there

He finds it peaceful

Won't join in with the fighting though

He's here to relax and have a good time

Keeps it simple and classy as far as suits go

For the longest time he wore a speedo though...

Alice quickly put an end to that

Esme:

A less grouchy Rosalie

She's here to enjoy the sun and the warmth

She would also enjoy sitting on a raft and floating though

Lazy. River.

She would enjoy watching more than anything

Would keep score and help be a referee

Would also throw the diving toys

I feel like she would enjoy just wading around though

Making laps or just floating slowly

This is her big relaxation day

I think she would enjoy suits with a bit more coverage

And she would love flowy skirts or shawls

It makes her feel elegant <3

Vampire! Bella:

Another roughhouser here folks

She went her whole human life being a walking accident, of course she's going to make the most of actually having reflexes

Loves to do just about anything

Volleyball, basketball, diving, chicken, wrestling, water gun fight

Literally anything

Is usually Edward's partner for chicken

Loves to do things that humans absolutely cannot do

She's still getting used to it and everything

One time she stayed underwater for a full 5 hours

Just to see if she could

Will ask you to time her laps around the pool

She goes for a more practical suit

Something similar to what she had when she was human

[nwjws]

who the hell is ni-ki ?! - TWENTY

; SYNOPSIS - school sucks. especially when everyone’s avoiding you like the plague - all because you’re the principal’s daughter. so it comes as a surprise when a strip of paper falls out of your locker one day, with a corny pick up line written on it. now you only have one question on your mind: who the hell is nishimura riki?

TWENTY ...if you don't like it, you can return it 💋 (1.5k words)

once you had realised your feelings for your best friend, all sense seemed to have left you. now, you were an awkward mess around him, always either too close or too far.

through relentless begging, your friends had agreed to accompany you on your hangout with riki as a part of the plan, but made you promise to ask The Question on your own.

the plan was simple:

- get riki to the beach at sun set at 6pm - y/n confesses her feelings (script attached) at 6:10 - have fireworks at exactly 6:18, right at the end of y/n's prepared speech (minji and jungwon in charge of this) - she asks "will you be my boyfriend?" - riki says yes and they get together!

the hangout itself wasn't much different from previous ones between you two (you liked to think of them as dates, but riki didn't have to know that). usually, you two just did whatever, having fun until the sun set, when he'd then walk you home.

the day took a sharp turn however, when you had all been skating at the local skatepark.

you'd been going down a ramp, when riki crossed by on his own skateboard, causing you to roll right into him. as a result, you two had crashed, with him landing on the low-raised platform in the middle. he groaned as his head hit the concrete with a resounding thud, arms wrapped around you to protect you from the fall.

"riki!" you gasped as jay, danielle, and hanni rushed to his side. "oh my god, are you okay?"

"no, i'm riki," he jokes, to which you slap him at.

"not funny."

"that was a really hard hit," jay frowns, helping the boy sit up.

riki winces and grips his forehead. you and the others ask how he feels, but he can't seem to focus or hear you clearly. your panicked heartbeat pounds in your ears, afraid of how badly you hurt him.

jay fished his phone out of his pocket and shone the flashlight around the younger's eyes.

"his pupils have a slow response to the light, he might have a concussion," he concludes. you feel dread run down your spine, blood chilling.

"we have to bring him to the hospital," danielle says so fast you almost don't catch what she says.

hanni and jay help him onto his feet, and you open the door to jay's car, and the five of you rush to the hospital.

you stare out the window, trying to calm your breathing as you wait for riki to wake up.

he'd fallen asleep on the ride, and you prayed that he would wake up faster. you weren't even sure he would at first, but the doctor assured you all that he'd only sustained minor injuries; there was nothing to be worried about.

danielle and hanni had gone down to buy some snacks from the vending machine. you didn't want riki to wake up while you were gone, so you opted to stay.

"he's fine, you know."

you hummed in acknowledgement that you'd heard what jay said, but you don't think you'll really relax until he wakes up.

you should have been more careful, controlled the board away so you wouldn't crash into him. then, he wouldn't have ended up hitting his head, nor would he have found himself unconscious in a hospital.

jay seemed to realise you were overthinking, and put a hand on your shoulder. he bit his lip in uncertainty, not sure how to get you to calm down.

"it was me, you know." you turned to him, confusion lining your face.

"what was you?"

"i'd been the one discouraging his friendship with you. well- mostly me," he confessed. "i was scared you'd turn him in or something, and your dad would expel him, and he'd have to retake the year at another school."

"oh. so it was you who planted those thoughts in his head," you stated lightheartedly with a raised eyebrow.

jay scratched the nape of his neck. "yeah... about that. i'm sorry, y/n. i was so focused on getting him to graduate despite all the things he's done. everyone's always talked about riki as this spectacle, and he's cried to us so many times about it. i guess i got protective over it, and didn't realise that maybe you really did just want to be his friend."

you smiled softly, grateful for his apology. you tried to show your forgiveness with a hug.

"it's alright. he talked to me about it a few times, but i always reassured him. he hasn't brought it up in a while, so i figured he finally got it through his head."

"i hope so."

when you heard the ruffling of sheets, you two quickly turned to your friend, slowly waking up.

"you're okay!" you cried, hugging him tightly.

"ow- yep," he chuckled, patting you on the back. you realised you were hurting him and let go, but he kept a hold on you and rested his chin on your shoulder.

"i'm so sorry," you whispered. "i'm so sorry, i'm so sorry, i'm so so sorry."

"it's alright. don't worry," he laughed. "this isn't the worst thing that's happened to me."

"i don't want to know."

"i'm glad you're okay," jay sighed in relief, and that's when you finally let go. "i'll go call the nurse."

once he left, you turned back to riki, and caught yourself in a staring contest.

your breath caught as his eyes rooted you on the spot. you couldn't look away; neither could he.

and then, you hit him on the arm.

"OW-"

"you idiot, don't scare me like that again!"

"i didn't choose to have a concussion!"

"you scared the shit out of me!"

"i didn't mean to!"

you trapped him in another embrace, almost sobbing into his hospital gown. you could hear him laugh, before wrapping his arms around you and pushing the hair out of your face.

"you totally ruined my plans for today," you teased.

"what plans?"

"i was planning on bringing you to the beach, where i'd tell you all about how much i like you. there was going to be-"

you suddenly stood back up, remembering the original plan of the day.

you grabbed your phone in a haste and checked the time.

6:15pm.

you forgot to tell jungwon and minji that you wouldn't be at the beach because you'd all been so worried over riki. they probably thought everything was still going as planned.

"y/n, what's going on?" riki pressed curiously.

just then, familiar exploding sounds were heard from outside, and you opened the window to see.

even from the view of the hospital building, you could see the fireworks fly into the air, a show for everyone to see. you hadn't realised how big the fireworks jay had gotten were.

you felt riki walk in close behind you, and you looked up to find him staring at the bright lights outside. although the beach was relatively war away, they were still pretty clear from here. the bright colours illuminated his face as he stared in awe, and you had to force yourself to look away.

"...does that say 'thank you, riki'??"

smiling sheepishly, you nodded. "umm, this was the plan that we had. i was supposed to get you to the beach at six and make it all seem natural. and then i had a confessional speech i was going to say - it was all scripted and everything!" you laughed embarrassedly, looking at the floor. "and then, the fireworks were supposed to play at the end of my speech, and i was going to ask-"

he cut you off as his lips crashed down on yours.

you were stunned for a moment, before kissing him back, feeling him sigh into the kiss in relief. this was your first kiss, and it was with the boy you loved so bad. giddiness tickled your stomach, and you prayed that this wouldn't be the last.

when you two parted, riki couldn't keep his smile down, eyes tracing your features.

"i love you," he whispered, barely audible.

"i love you too," you whispered back, afraid that any loud noise would shatter the moment. "will you be my boyfriend?"

"yes!" he giggled, embracing you again and jumping you two around in circles.

but then he paused, and created space between you two. "wait, no."

your jaw dropped. "no?"

"no, i don't want to be your boyfriend - just yet."

"what do you mean?" you pouted.

"we should get together on my birthday," he wore a cheshire smile on his face. "so our anniversaries could be on my birthday. the best day ever."

"but your birthday's in five days," you whined.

"you can wait five days, right?"

"what if i want more kisses?"

"i'll give you as many as you want, but i want to start using labels on my birthday."

"you're so childish," you rolled your eyes. "so what are we for now? just friends who kiss?"

"i do not want to be just friends," he shook his head. "but i definitely want more of this," riki said, pulling you in for another kiss.

"i guess i'll give you some more..."

"i love you, not-friend."

"just shut up and kiss me, not-boyfriend."

— NINETEEN ; MASTERLIST ; EPILOGUE

; AUTHOR'S CORNER ! pretend this is before his birthday 😇 you can tell i wrote this on the spot, no proofreading, not really in the right mood for the scenes but wtv... i love the more than friends less than lovers trope and while this isn't exactly that im practicing for when i do write it also omg i've been neglecting my blog im so sorry yawl its bc ive been preoccupied (read: obsessing over tbosas and pjo)

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[thewritetofreespeech]

Gale x Tav

words: 811

rating: G

summary: basically there are too many things about Gale being 'the perfect husband' and having 'the perfect marriage with him', but even the best couples have bad days and fight.

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It’s been hours. And the two of you still hadn’t talked.

You pull the covers tighter around your body. Surely a pseudo comforting mechanism to make up for the phantom cold you were feeling. It was an emotional chill, not physical. This might be the first night in a long while that you might go to bed alone, and it’s certainly the first night in a while you aren’t going exactly willingly.

You and Gale had a huge fight. You can’t even remember what started it exactly. It was something small. Simple. Yet it seemed neither one of you were willing to get over your mole hill and now there was a chasm between your two mountains.

Playing the fight over in your mind, you were trying to figure out where you went wrong….

“You’re being ridiculous.”

“I’m being ridiculous!” You snap back at Gale. “Ridiculous. Yes. I’m being ridiculous because I asked you to help out in your own house.”

“And I said I would get to it later!” Gale snapped back. He rubbed his temples with his hand across his eyes. “Gods above, would it kill you to have a little patience from time to time??”

“Perhaps. If we had it your way we’d still be on that beach by the nautiloid for how long your ‘laters’ take.”

Your husband glared at you. “Insulting my character. My, what a fine fall we’ve made for decorum in this house.”

“I’m not insulting your character, Gale. But what about you! You just called me ridiculous and that’s not insulting my character?!”

“It’s not insulting your character if it’s true! And you’re being ridiculous!”

It had all gone downhill from there. More insults. More backbiting. You both said things you didn’t mean, like you saying you should have stayed in the Gate if this was how things were going to be and Gale wishing he still had his orb because it seemed the only way to get out of this conversation.

He had taken off not long after that with an “I’m done” and stalked off to some remote, quite corner of the tower to cool off. You hadn’t seen him since.

Now that the fight was over, and night was closing in, you wished you could talk to apologize. But you didn't want to be the one to go to him. You didn't want to 'lose'. Which you knew was toxic and childish, but you couldn't help the way you felt.

So, that never happened and for the first night in a long while that you go to bed alone. Quiet tears on your pillow.

The next morning you wake up. Face puffy. Eyes red. No real sleep to call your own, so you went downstairs to get coffee.

You find Gale already there. His own cup in his hand. Looking equally disheveled and un-well rested. But, and most importantly, another cup across the counter in front of him. It’s steam wafting up from the mug so you knew it was fresh. Cautiously, you move to the counter and take it. “Are we still fighting?”

“Do you want to keep fighting?” Gale asked back. Not trying to instigate the fight again, but gauge your commitment to continue it.

“No. I don’t.” You sip your coffee carefully. Even though you’re fighting, it was still perfect. “Where did you sleep?”

“In my study.” There is an ornate couch in there. Leather. Expensive. More of an art piece than a comfortable piece of furniture. His lack of sleep may just be from trying to sleep on that rather than the tossing & turning you did last night. “I didn’t think you’d want me.”

“You could have come to bed.”

You probably wouldn’t have talked, and it would still be ‘cold’, but it was still his bed too. “I don’t like it when we fight.”

“It’s not my ideal way to spend an evening either, my love.” Though he said it his ‘my love’ doesn’t have the same warmth in it it normally does. “Look…I’m sorry if I upset you.”

“I’m sorry too.” You apologize back. “I didn’t mean to….”

“We both said things we didn’t mean.”

The two of you sip your respective coffees. Not really sure where to go from here. Yes, you apologized. The fight was over. But apologies weren’t like the incantations Gale threw around all the time. They weren’t actually magic words to make all the hurt you felt a moment ago go away.

“Do you want a hug?”

He didn't say anything, but Gale sat down his coffee and came around the counter to you. You both wrap your arms around each other, but it’s awkward. Stiff. There is love between you in the hug, but that chasm you built last night was making it harder to each one another. It would fill. You both would mend. But for now it was just going to be a little uncomfortable around the house.

The two of you separate and go back to your coffees. Sticking to safe topics like what you would like for breakfast. Hopefully you couldn’t disagree to harshly on that.

[tytarax2]

Beach Day

Sure thing <3

Writing this while my nail polish is drying

The last few scenarios I've written are a bit out of character, but it's what I think the guys are like outside the stadium

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The sun was shining brightly as you and Riano arrived at the beach, the ocean stretching out before you in a breathtaking expanse of blue. You set up your spot near the water, laying out a large blanket and propping up a colorful beach umbrella. The rhythmic sound of the waves and the salty breeze instantly put you at ease.

“Look at this view! I’ve been looking forward to this all week,” you said, unpacking the picnic basket with a satisfied smile.

“Me too,” Riano replied, spreading sunscreen on his arms. “It’s the perfect day for the beach. What did you pack for lunch?”

You grinned, a hint of pride in your voice. “Just a few of your favorites. Sandwiches, fruit, and those homemade cookies you love.���

“You’re the best. Let’s take a swim before we eat. The water looks amazing.”

Hand in hand, you ran towards the waves, laughing as the cool water splashed against your legs. The initial chill of the ocean made you gasp, but soon you were both fully immersed, swimming and playing in the surf. Riano lifted you into the air and twirled you around, both of you falling back into the water with a splash.

After a while, you returned to your blanket, dripping and happy. The sun began to dry your skin as you wrapped a towel around yourself.

“That was so much fun. I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard,” Riano said, handing you a towel and shaking the water from his hair.

“Me neither. This is perfect,” you replied, enjoying the moment.

You sat together, enjoying your picnic and the sound of the waves. Riano reached for a sandwich, taking a large bite. “These are delicious. You always know how to make the best picnics.”

“Glad you like it. How about we build a sandcastle next?”

“You’re on. Let’s make the biggest, most epic sandcastle this beach has ever seen.”

You spent the next hour crafting an elaborate sandcastle, complete with towers, walls, and a moat. A few passersby stopped to admire your work, and you and Riano beamed with pride.

“Not bad, huh?” Riano said, stepping back to admire the sandcastle. “We make a pretty good team.”

“We sure do,” you replied, brushing sand off your hands. “I think it’s time for a break. How about a walk?”

As the day turned into evening, you took a leisurely stroll along the shoreline, watching the sun set in a blaze of oranges and pinks. The sky's vibrant colors reflected on the water, creating a mesmerizing view. Riano wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you close as you walked.

“This has been an amazing day. I love spending time with you like this,” Riano said, his voice barely audible over the sound of the waves.

“Me too, Riano. It’s days like this that make everything feel so right,” you replied, leaning into him.

You paused, standing together at the water’s edge, the waves gently lapping at your feet. The sky continued to change colors, and with the sun dipping below the horizon, the first stars began to appear.

“You know, we should make this a tradition,” Riano said, looking up at the emerging stars. “Just you and me, taking time out to enjoy the simple things.”

“I’d like that,” you said, turning to face him. “We could use more days like this. It’s nice to disconnect from everything else and just be together.”

With the sun fully set and the sky now a canvas of twinkling stars, you walked back to your blanket, hand in hand. You lay back on the blanket, gazing up at the night sky, the gentle sound of the waves providing a soothing background. Riano pointed out constellations, his voice calm and steady. You felt a deep sense of contentment, knowing that no matter what the future held, you’d always have moments like these to cherish.

Eventually, you began to pack up your things, the beach now illuminated only by the moon and stars. As you gathered the last of your belongings, Riano pulled you into a warm embrace.

“This was perfect,” you whispered against his chest.

“It really was,” he replied, kissing the top of your head. “Let’s do this again soon.”

You nodded, smiling as you both returned to the car, the ocean lingering in your ears, a reminder of a day well spent with the person you love.

Masterlist

[pr1ncesspopstar]

Lime and Coconut - FFXIV Write 2024 - Day 24: Bar

Ao3

[Depicts alcohol use and drunkeness]

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“Please, enjoy the tastes of Tuliyollal!”

Two wooden platters slid onto the table off the waitress’ arms, lightly sloshing the contents of the various glasses placed upon them. A flight of short glasses, just enough to savor the flavors and depths of each drink, without imparting too much alcohol into the system yet. Some looked deceptively simple, familiar amber liquids akin to that which was served back in Eorzea, contrasted with that which seemed more like harmless fruit juice, and that which was clearly unique to Tural with layers of color reminiscent of the golden sunrise upon the dark sea.

“Thank ya kindly!” Halditar nodded to the waitress, who bid them call her should they need anything else. Something sure to happen, if the past few days of exploring the bars dotted all along the beach was any sort of reference point. “So, which shall we try first?”

“I would say I’m most partial to the drink with crushed ice, ere it melts in the building heat…” Urianger fanned himself with a paper hand fan, sweat already collecting on his exposed arms and shoulders, still white cast from the sunscreen his drinking pal had forced him to apply, else the red already starting to blossom across his complexion would only get worse.

“Aye, cheers then, friend!” she held to him his glass, and the rims linked together, sending small chips of ice cascaded down their fingers before tilting the bottom of the glass up.

The first thing that coated Halditar’s tongue was a creamy, thick coconut liquor. Soft, and the perfect base for the dancing notes that followed. A sharp zap of lime that made the smooth comfort of coconut become a tropical, nearly spicy burn over taken by a funk that was like drinking swill that happened to hit the spot. All washed over and finishing with a natural sweetness only nature could provide, no sugars or syrups added to amplify the flavor. Not an ounce of artificiality to be found as she swished the smooth liquid in her mouth, feeling lime pulp snag between her teeth before gulping.

“Fuck, that’s nice,” she groaned, tilting the glass again to chew on some of the ice. “Calling it a punch is misleading, but they can call it whatever they damn well please if it’s that good. I might need to push to know who they buy their fruit from so I can snag some myself.”

“Agreed, beyond being the perfect representation of the idea of the New World, its quality far surpasses any other coconut drink we’ve had so far. They made it the canvas, not the main event, as it should be.” As usual, the Elezen offered a far more articulate analysis than Halditar was one to give, at least while still sober. His long, limber fingers trailed to the next drink. A pastel orange-pink  mixture with a frothy head and accompanying lime piece. “This one is made of mezcal, and I have not heard much from other patrons other than it being ‘surprising…’”

“Let’s hope it's a good surprise then,” she offered silent cheers to whatever gods that listened that such would be the case before downing it.

If the previous drink gave the illusion of spice through zest, this one showed her what a properly hot drink was like. A sweet note of prickly pear and floral notes pulled her into a false sense of security before her throat and mouth were assaulted by mezcal’s signature burn of smoke and acid, but with the citrus it rounded off the sharp edges into something that still contained a hint of sweet. A chill ran through her in delight, holding onto the liquid as long as she could endure before the overwhelming senses forced her to swallow.

“I feel bad I didn’t go sipping and just demolished the poor sucker, there’s some complexity to that one. And it’s made with cheap mezcal too, which is even better in my mind.” she coughed, getting the smoky taste out of her system and Urianger swirled the drink with a look of distrust. They had found quick mezcal was not his favorite thing, Elezen palette just a touch too delicate to find any joy in the harsher liquors where the whole appeal was the burn. But together they were determined to sample every drink together, so he did.

As expected, his lips did curl a touch in disgust, but he chipped away at the drink with the aid of water sips every so often. After knowing the profile, that such a feminine drink contained such harsh flavors made its status as ‘surprising’ understandable, and looking around why it seemed most popular with those that hailed from Solution Nine. They were more open-minded to things that tasted far different than they looked.

“The fruit flavors were indeed impressive. Perhaps another take with a finer mezcal could be noteworthy.” Halditar couldn’t help but chuckle at Urianger’s verdict. It was clear that was the only compliment he would give it as he quickly moved on to the next glass to wash it all away. It was the one with a multi-color layer. The most exciting looking of the bunch, and perhaps the most exciting flavored. As the roe watched her companion go wide-eyes, and take the drink in a single go. A rarity, as Urianger was determined to savor every order, no matter how nice. This was something special, clearly.

She couldn’t wait to hear his verdict, taking her own cup and drinking carefully, refusing to shotgun this one. Despite how much she wanted to upon feeling the chill of mint dance between her lips and kiss her tongue. It was balanced bliss in a chilled (though now somewhat warmed) glass, layered so each sip was an experience. A little extra sweet to brighten the earthy flavors of tea and truly enhance the taste of vanilla and spices. And rum, oh sweet, wonderful rum. For how much she enjoyed mezcal, rum was a mistress of Halditar so missed from Eorzea. It was here, but it was not nearly as popular, and that which lacked the aged, historic barrel flavor from those across the salt. But this one, who needed no aging due to being over proofed and tasting wonderful as it danced with lemon because of it? Tural instantly felt like home now.

“Sweet Nymia, has definitely been one of the best ones yet. Might even be my favorite…” Halditar, licked her lips, savoring the lingering kiss of flavor she sampled.

“It is in my top three so far, for certain.” Urianger nodded.

“Shall we order a full size? Just to make sure?”

“It doesn’t hurt to be thorough in research.”

Come nightfall, watching stars slowly fade into the growing black expanse above, both were laughing and chattering with piled up glasses and bottles in hand. They had been cut off some time ago, but kept the gil flowing with light meals so there was no chance to lose their spot at the open-air bars edge. Their faces were flush and voices surprisingly so for two drunks, but perhaps that was only natural when two softer souls were inebriated, gates removed.

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“... And I could not help but think, ‘If ye doth have the foresight to predict an enemies movements day, even weeks in advance, how could ye not think the first reaction of another chocobo to seeing her egg is missing would be to gather her fellow mesters and hunt the dead meat which took?’” Urianger’s laugh was slow and light, more a giggle as he wiped tears from his eyes recounting the story and hearing Halditar laugh in turn. Gods, what wonderful dirt to tease Thancred with. Not herself of course, stories to impart on to Ryne, which still gave the Roe similar such joy. “Truly, he looked no different from the muddy patch once they finished trampling and pecking him. I believe they stole his shoes and coat for good measure.”

“Poor Thancred, I envy his tailor though. I have never met a man with such bad luck in the way of losing clothes in my life!” She tried to sip from her bottle, but found it empty. With a shrug, she set it amongst the rest, their table filled to the brim. Around them the tables and crowds were starting to thin, her vision slow to follow how quick her head turned. She curled her toes and shifted her limbs. A bit heavy, but she would just need to avoid steps and she would walk fine.

“We ought to head out, rest up for our next outing in a few days. That fancy place near the palace.”

“Of course, my friend, of… course…�� Urianger made to get up, sitting tall and shifting his weight. But nothing followed. Again, Halditar could hear the legs against the wooden floor, but the Elezen did not move from his spot. His brow furrowed, Halditar could only compare the expression to a dog thinking after he caught his own tail, unsure what to do. Before an embarrassed grin dressed his features. “I seem to be unable to move my legs!”

“Ha! I warned you to drink more water with your cups, lad!” Halditar laughed. Oh, what a familiar sight, the fate of many young sailors that dove into grog a bit too eagerly and ended up needing to be dragged back to the ships. She was sure if she did the same with a man as tall as Urianger it would have been a sight, but she was kinder than that. She rose to her own feet and made her way to his side, taking his lanky arm and throwing it over her shoulder. “Good thing you have a mount jost as reliable as any chocobo tonight, friend. I’ll even sweeten the deal by promising not to steal your shoes!”

“How very kind you, my noble steed.” Both were laughing as they made their way out of the bar, the staff thanking them deeply for their orders and generous tips, and service to Tural these past weeks. The night time air chilled their flushed skin and provided a perfect path of moonlight to follow back to their cabins upon the pier. Their words were lost in the wind, as the heat and touch between their bodies felt familiar. A bond she never thought she would have with another.

“I'm happy I get to be here with you and everyone. And I’m happy you’re here, Urianger, everyone is.” Halditar stumbled as the words slipped out, unable to stop them as they came to mind. It was tender, and perhaps sappy, but it needed to be said.

“And I am grateful for every moment we’ve gotten to learn about each other, kind knight,” he spoke the last words in her mother tongue, emphasizing just how seriously he meant those words. The form was proper, clearly from learning the language as an archon over speaking it as it was meant, but it was special nonetheless. Just another layer to the warm bond they shared to no alcohol could dull or twist their sense of.

[stardustsunny]

Dreams come true;

Word count: 4.3k Pairing: taehyun x fem!reader Genres: fluff, angst Warnings: a kiss?

song recs.: new west - those eyes taylor swift (feat lana del ray) - snow on the beach

Note: the pics of Tyun with the bike were the main inspiration for this. also, it's not supposed to be that big lol and I'm sorry beforehand but the ending might be a suck ㅠㅠ but I still hope you like it!

It's almost the end of August. The new semester in college will start in a few days. You spend your last days doing nothing but chilling with your best friend Kai. You have known this boy since kindergarten and that's when you two became inseparable. He is your friend for life and you have been together through thick and thin. So now you are lightly swaying on the swing on the playground near your home "Hyuka, are you ready for the second year of this hell?" You asked the boy sitting on the swing beside yours "Nope, I'm not..I wish we have at least one more month to recover from the previous year" he answered sourly.

You sighed, you wished this too, but to your regret, that was not possible. However, there is only one thing that makes you want to get back to college as soon as possible,  precisely speaking certain someone. Kang Taehyun. A well-known bad boy, who happens to be a friend of Kai since the first semester of last year.  You've never thought that he will befriend someone like Taehyun. Actually, you haven't met him properly yet, just saw him a few times when you came to Huening's class before went home together. The longest conversation that you have with him begins with a simple "Hi" and ends with "Bye" and nothing more. Though, it was more than enough for you to develop a really small crush on this boy, that grew slightly bigger once you accidentally saw him getting on his bike. Oh, girl..that's when you fall deeply, even though you swear to yourself it's just a small simple crush, you always tried to find him in the crowd, or you casually hang out near the college sports field where he hangs out sometimes. Every time you wait for Kai you hope to see his new friend too, but it happens to be a kind of rare occasion. 

Kai saw that you spaced out a bit "What are you thinking about?" and that's when you caught yourself on the mindless thoughts about Taehyun, you cursed under your breath "Let's go home, it's getting late" you got up and Kai followed your movements.

These few days flew by so fast, maybe it's because you did nothing but sleep in your bed till noon, hang out with Kai, and playing in some stupid games with him on PS5.

The day when college starts came and for you, it wasn't the best day at all as your morning was like hell. First of all, you forgot to set an alarm and of course, you overslept, you woke up only thanks to Kai's call. You didn't prepare the clothes and you didn't have much time since you were extremely late for your first class. You put on a skirt and a tank top, apply just a bit of makeup, and grab your bag. You were late for almost 30 minutes already, you understand that you won't make it in time, so you messaged Kai that you won't be present in the first class and will arrive before the second.

With this you decided that you should compensate this rough morning with some caffeine and go to this cafe you visited with your friend a few months ago, it's not that far from the college so you definitely won't be late for the next class.

Who knew that it was kind of a destiny that you overslept today and you met Kang Taehyun in that same cafe? You clearly didn't. When you received your order you decided that there is plenty of time before the class and you thought that it would be nice to drink coffee here. But what you didn't expect to see when you looked for a free seat is that Kang Taehyun will be here too. He sat at the table beside the big window, scrolled something in his phone mindlessly, and sipped his coffee. You doubted whether should you approach him or not, but determined to give it a shot, you just hope that he at least remembers your face. "Uh..Hi? Is this seat free?" You were awkward as heck, but you keep going.

He looked up "Yes, why?" What the hell did he mean by "why"? Isn't it pretty obvious that you want to sit here? "Don't you mind if I sit here?" Yes, you are impatient, and? "Ok" and he returned his gaze back to the phone screen. Was he always that indifferent? He seems brighter and friendlier by your friend's side, well maybe it's because he doesn't even remember who you are and that's how he is with strangers. There are a lot of questions in your head so you decided to ask at least one "Um..don't you maybe..remember my face?" You smiled sheepishly watching him as he again looked up at you and raised one of his brows. "No? Why do I have to remember you?``Sure, he won't remember, you didn't even introduce yourself properly back then, so you think it's time to do it now. " I'm Y/n a friend of Huening Kai. We've seen each other a few times, but I guess you don't remember " you felt just a tiny bit shy so you diverted your eyes from his face and to the street out of the window. "Oh..cool. I have to go already, see you around" he gets up and leaves the place, you watch him getting on the bike and leaving.  You feel a bit sad, that he didn't recognize you and was so emotionless and cold towards you, but at the same time, it's fine with you because you are just some random stranger to him. 

Soon you arrived at college and you have a few minutes before the class so you came to Kai's auditorium to greet him and ask about his day. You patiently wait for him to come out while leaning on the windowsill, you check the time every few minutes and there he is. Kai smiled at you and came by to greet you with a hug. You talked for a few minutes but you should have already hurried to your next class so you promised to meet him at recess and tell him about your awful morning.

When you found the auditorium, it was a really spacious one for lectures and there were lots of seats. You decided to sit in the middle row beside the window in case the lecture would be boring so you can occupy yourself with something. 

More people come to the auditorium, some of them you remember from last year and some of them were new to you. It seems like there are a lot of people who decided to choose this class. The professor came in already and started the lecture,  but suddenly the door was opened and the boy with slightly grayish hair came in, he apologized for being late and headed to the seat beside you. Well, everything would be fine if only this boy wouldn't be Taehyun. Is it some kind of joke? He didn't pay any attention to you and you think that it's better to concentrate on the lecture too. 

You peeked at him sometimes, actually, you expected him to do anything but pay attention to what the professor was talking about, also his notes were so neat that you almost felt embarrassed when you looked at yours. When the class ended you didn't even get a chance to say something to Taehyun as he disappeared from the room just like a ghost. 

Finally recess time! You're craving to eat something and meet Kai so you can complain to him about this day. By the way, he texted you a few minutes ago to ask if you wouldn't mind if his friend joined you two, of course, you won't. You are always excited to meet new people.

You took some food in the cafeteria and found a seat that the three of you can occupy.  Soon you heard the sound of chairs being pulled back. You lifted your head up and saw Kai smiling at you and greeting you for a second time this day and when you shifted your gaze to another person you saw him. Again. You hoped that Kai had other friends besides him but to your regret no. Taehyun's face though was surprised "You?" was everything he said to you. There is no "Hi" or "It's nice to see you again" but this dry question. Kai's eyes shifted from you to his friend "Huh? Have you guys met each other before?" he honestly didn't expect that you already knew each other. "Yes and unfortunately it wasn't really pleasant" you huffed out.

"Actually I planned to complain to you about this certain person that was cold and kind of mean to me today" you don't know where this hatred came from, maybe you were just fed up with his coldness and ignorance from only this one day. "Guys..I guess you just need to introduce each other properly, I'm pretty sure you will be able to befriend." Kai smiled nervously. He wanted two of his friends to actually find a common ground. "Let's forget everything that happened before and start from scratch,  okay? Y/n it's Taehyun, my friend and a groupmate, Taehyun it's my childhood best friend Y/n." He pointed at his friend and then at you. Both of you sighed and decided to try for the sake of Kai, you shook each other's hand as a sign of truce.

At first, the conversation was tense, but as time went by both of you tried to make some decent conversation, you even learned that he likes cats and even owns one. By the end of the break, you even cracked jokes to the boys and both of them laughed. Maybe, he is definitely not that bad.

That's how the next month went. You grew closer to Taehyun with Hyuka's help. Yes, you still bicker,  like a lot, but that's now a friendly one and not the wanna-choke-you-right-here ones. You learned more about him, for example, that all that "bad boy" thing started just because people see in him that clichéd image when you are wearing black clothes, smoking, riding on a bike, and of course skipping classes and being that cold and mean guy to others. But no, he's far from that image, yes, he smokes and has a bike, and yes,  he's skipping classes sometimes but just because they're really not interesting ones for him. Even though he's skipping, his grades are quite high and it turns out he's like a walking Wikipedia. 

Taehyun recently spent more time with you and Kai on the break, he also hung out with two of you outside the school and this only makes your heart beat faster every time you see him. Especially his little gestures whenever you greet each other, he used to hug you and Kai when you were meeting and you want that this hug will last for a few seconds longer. When he pulls the chair for you to sit when giving you his notes if you can't keep up with the professor's lecture.  Everything about these little gestures makes your heart flutter. You still try your best to not show your feelings as you're pretty sure he didn't see you as anyone but his friend.

Today Hyuka asked you to hang out at his dorm, watch some movies, or do anything else to distract yourself from a rough study week. You lay on his bed while he was sitting beside you looking for something you both can watch.

"Well, Y/n, how long will you act like that?" Kai stopped scrolling for a second and diverted his gaze to you. That was such an unexpected question and you don't really get what he means by that. "What do you mean? I didn't act like anything" you looked at him with incomprehension in your eyes. "I mean..you think you didn't think that obvious? With all of your blushes, long stares, accident hands brush, and other things. Anyone could guess you have a crush on Taehyun" he rolled his eyes like this question was the most obvious thing. But that is not what you are worried about, it's that you must be really obvious if even your best friend who usually can't see anything, did notice your crush. You wanted to keep it a secret as long as you could until you actually move on. "I don't know what you are talking about Hyuka, I don't have any stupid crushes on anyone, especially Tae. It's impossible to like someone like him" you laughed nervously, you should keep acting like that, you should convince him. "Y/n do you think I'm stupid or blind? It's the most obvious thing on the planet that you like him! Stop this pretending and just tell me, I want to help you, I want you to be happy" Kai almost yelled at you, that's new. You didn't expect him to yell at you over something like that. But you don't need anyone's help, you prefer to deal with anything by yourself without anyone's help, even if it is your close friend.

"Listen, I really appreciate your trying and understand that you wanna help me and everything but I do not need your help, ok?! I will deal with my feelings by myself. Pretend that you didn't see anything!" You snapped back at him abruptly getting up from his bed, you didn't plan to hurt your friend but you act before you think and that is your biggest problem. Kai's face shows the pain from your words, you wanted to get them back but it was too late. "Okay,  if that's what you want I will, but from now on don't even think to ask me for any help and get out of here I don't want to see you in my room!" That's not how you think this evening will go, if only you won't be that stubborn with accepting others' help this situation won't even happened in the first place. You sighed, mumbled a quiet apology, quickly grabbed your things, and went to your dorm. The heated conversation that happened minutes ago feels like the stupidest thing in the world and you felt so bad acting like that to your only close friend.

The next day Kai didn't show up at your dorm to go to classes together. He didn't even text you something like "good morning", but you didn't either. You didn't see him the whole day and even during recess, he didn't show up at the cafeteria and Taehyun too. The next few days were like this: you saw Kai a few times but he ignored you completely. That hurt but maybe you deserve it for your rudeness. Today was the third day, you sulked even more because you feel incomplete alone without Huening Kai as your second half. You slowly go to college, listening to some calming music in your earbuds, the pout visible on your face, when your eyes caught a familiar motorbike that is parked beside that same coffee shop you were at on your first day of this semester. As you still had plenty of time before the class you decided to grab a latte and find a certain someone inside the shop. 

When you came in you began looking around and spotted him in the far corner of the room, after ordering coffee you went straight to his table. "Hi! Is this seat taken?" You smiled sheepishly looking at him, the deja vu hit you at this moment,  it reminds you of your first proper meeting. Taehyun raised his head up and smiled instantly "Hi, y/n! Nope, you can take it" he scooted closer to the wall so you could sit beside him on the soft couch. While you waited for your order you talked about different things, it's easy to make a conversation with the boy once you know him better. "Y/n, I know it's not my business, but are you and Kai okay?" He looked at you with concern and slight worry. You didn't want to bother him with your problems, you know that fight between you and Kai was a bad one but you will definitely make it up no matter what, you just need some time. "Well..we kinda fought? It was kinda bad considering that we didn't even talk but it will be fine soon.." You didn't realize when your voice started shaking and Taehyun took your hand in his, that small gesture makes your heart flutter. "I'm sure you will make it up soon, right?" He smiled at you softly and squeezed your hand a bit to reassure you that everything will be alright. "Y/n..what do you think about skipping today's classes and going somewhere?" That was a totally unexpected question from Kang Taehyun himself. Yes, he is skipping sometimes but not the whole day. However, your inner voice told you to agree to his proposal and forget about your problems just for a day. "That's nice of you, but are you sure you want to skip the whole day-" you didn't get the opportunity to finish your question as Taehyun squeezed your hand tighter and pulled you out of the coffee shop to his bike. "There, you should wear it, 'cause safety is our first priority" he shoved his helmet in your hands, you wore it carefully and he smiled at you "You're so cute" he called you cute..does he want you to explode here and there? 

Taehyun get on the bike and motioned you to do the same "Did you ever ride the bike?" You shook your head negatively,  obviously, you never had such an opportunity.  "Okay, I bet you like it. Give me your hands" he took your hands in his and set them on his waist, you felt a blush creeping up on your cheeks and you are glad that he can't see you from behind. "Hold tight onto my waist so you won't fall" the next thing you heard is the engine started, you instinctively grabbed onto his waist tightly and snuggled up your upper body to his back. You've never seen it but Taehyun smiled softly at your moves. And with that, the ride begins. You expected that it would be fast, but you didn't think that the speed would be this high. You squeezed Taehyun's waist and the t-shirt out of fear and shut your eyes tightly. "You scared? I feel like you closed your eyes'' he chuckled at you "y/n don't be scary, open your eyes and watch the beautiful scenery around " you decided to trust him and slowly open your eyes, at first everything was so fast you can't make out anything of the scenery but once you adjust your eyes you saw that you head out of the town "Where are we going?" You tried to sound louder so the boy could hear you through the wind. "It's a surprise, you will like it." 

You sighed and leaned closer to his back. Soon you stopped by a gas station to have some coffee and rest for a few. "So will you tell me where we are heading?" You are impatient to know your destination but Taehyun is so secretive about it. "Nope, wait until we will arrive, you definitely like it, I promise" he smiled and handed you a cup of coffee and a cookie he bought for you. "Huh? What if I don't like it?" You watched him suspiciously while sipping on your coffee,  it wasn't the best one but to be honest you don't care about anything while you look into the boy's eyes. Taehyun leaned onto his bike and chuckled lightly "Stop with your silly questions, you mentioned this place once when we were at a cafe the other day. So drink your coffee and take a look at these beautiful yellow trees around" he grabbed one of your hands that holds a cookie and took a bite, smiling at you with a mischievous glint in his eyes.  "Hey! It's mine, you should have bought one for yourself" you did it just to make your feelings less obvious,  but you feel butterflies inside you at his actions. "Have you finished your coffee? We should get going if we want to arrive on time" Taehyun stands up and looks at you as you nod and hands him your cup that he takes to the trash can. Within a few minutes, both of you get on the bike and continue your little journey.  

In 30 minutes or so, you arrived at a small village. Your eyes were closed due to how comfortable it was to hug Taehyun all of this ride, but suddenly the engine came to a stop and you slowly opened your eyes and saw the seashore in front of you. You hopped off of the bike and took off the helmet and then gasped at the view. "Wow…is this real?" You can't believe what you see, you dreamed of the trip to the sea for a really long time, especially when it's not the season when there won't be many people around. You mentioned it once on your hangout with boys, but you never thought that Taehyun would remember it. "Well, I was right, you liked it" he smiled at your amazed face. He took your hand and led both of you closer to the water. "I never thought that my dream will come true anytime soon and that you will be the one to make it real" you looked him in the eyes softly. "Do you feel better now?" Taehyun is still holding your hand in his hand and gives you a small squeeze. "Uh..yeah, much better now, thank you" both of you smiled at each other. Then Taehyun motioned you to sit on the sand, it was like a silent invitation for you to sit and listen to the waves comfortably. Today's weather is really fine, it's warm and not windy, perfect weather for the sea trip.

But it's still not that warm for you who wears only jeans, a light sweater, and a jean jacket, so you decide to scoot closer to the boy because you feel his warmth radiate. "Are you cold? I can borrow you my jacket if you want to" he tilted his head to see your face and you knew that this move of his is very dangerous as your cheeks became hotter, you pray that he can't see the blush on your face. "N-no, I'm fine, really, don't worry I'm just comfortable like th-" you can't finish the sentence cause you felt the arm wrapped around your shoulders and moved you closer to Taehyun's body. You didn't expect this so your body froze and all you heard was the waves and a little chuckle coming from Taehyun. "Why are you so flustered, hm? Do you like me maybe?" there is nothing you wanna do that badly than wipe his stupid smirk from his face. "W-what?! No, how can I have a crush on someone like you, I d-don't" you tried your best to hide the feelings but the stuttering you can't deal with, that's the thing that always occurs anytime you are nervous. "Really? Are you sure about it? Cause I think it's quite the opposite" he leaned closer to your face, such close proximity only makes you more flustered and there is no point for you to denying your feelings anymore, your body betrayed you really badly. "Y/n..What if I say that I like you? Since our second meeting at the cafeteria, you were so cute when you laughed at this stupid story from your childhood  Kai telling me. Since that day I thought that maybe I will have a chance with you." your flustered state slowly changed to shock ones. Kang Taehyun,  the boy you had a crush on, is now telling you that he likes you. At this point, everything looks just like a dream. "You have. I mean you have a chance..cause this feeling is mutual" you almost whispered the last part of the sentence. The next thing you felt is Taehyun's soft and plush lips on yours. The kiss was sweet and full of tenderness, it didn't last too long and the boy was the first to break it. He leaned his forehead against yours and looked into your hazed eyes. You wrapped both of your arms around his neck and reached for a second kiss, this one was longer and slower, your lips moved in sync, and with every move you wanted more, it felt like a good wine that you wanted to drink more and more without stopping. But eventually, both of you need the air so you break the kiss, through the panting you heard Taehyun's low chuckle "Didn't think you will initiate the second one, but that was hot" you on the other hand used all of your courage so you shyly buried your face in boy's neck "Just shut up Kang Taehyun" you heard the vibrations of his laugh and his hands moved to your waist and hugged you tightly. "So…does this mean you will be my girl now?" Oh.." his girl" you almost squealed at this, it was your dream since day one, and now you hug the boy of your dreams sitting on the shore and he asks you to be his girl, this doesn't feel real. "Earth to Y/n, I'm still here waiting for your answer" you were too much into your thoughts, you raised your head too fast for your liking but still nodded "Yes, and will you..be my boy then?" there is no point asking for it, but you still need it. "Of course, I will" he pecked your lips with a smile tugged on his. That's how dreams come true, unexpectedly but at the right time.

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[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

Always to New Horizons (StH/KH AU)

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Chapter Two: Three Kids Fail at Planning to Sail

“Shadow?” 

“Hmm?” 

“Do you really not remember where you came from?”

A beat. “Nope.” 

The two boys sat on the edge of the tree. This palm tree grew in a strange way, different from the others they’d seen or read of, its trunk almost completely sideways. Adding to this, it was the only tree at this edge of the beach, the rest several feet behind, making it a perfect spot to sit like they were on a natural bench, surrounded by the calm, relaxing beach, under the orange-and-pink setting sky, watching the waves dance and reflect the beautiful lights above. It was the main hangout spot of Sonic, Shadow and Sally, the three kids who preferred to hang out here than the more populous, crowded island. That larger island, just a few minutes’ rowboating away, held several simple houses, a community building, a one-room schoolhouse, a few farms, and the old café that the three teenagers had called home ever since they’d washed up. People often said that everything washed up to the Destiny Islands at some point or another, no matter what world it came from. 

“Tell me what you remember again.”

“Why?” 

“You remember more than the rest of us do. And if we’re going out there, we should know a little bit, yeah?” 

Sonic had been a baby when he arrived, only a few weeks old, maybe not even a month. How he’d survived was anyone’s guess. Sally arrived when she was six or seven, and had swiftly befriended Sonic after they tried to beat each other up. Then Shadow came when he was about eight, with a blank stare and little memory of his past. Sally said she didn’t remember much, either. Sonic wasn’t sure either of them was being fully honest, but he didn’t want to push it. 

“How many times have I told you guys the same stuff?” 

“Maybe this time we’ll figure out the secret importance of something or other.” 

“Then wait for Sally to get back, she’s the smart one.” 

“Hey, I can be smart when I want.” 

Shadow hmmed, then turned to look at Sonic, who was now hanging upside-down from the tree-bench. 

“Pleeeease?” 

Shadow sighed and stretched his arms, leaning against the little bit of the tree trunk that stood upright from the ground. 

“My world had a lot of stars. Even more than this one.” 

“Wow.” Sonic breathed. He could hardly imagine it; he’d spent so long looking up at the night sky, every night of his life, and he still hadn’t been able to count the stars above. The idea of even more was… intriguing. 

“I remember always looking out a window. The rooms I was in were always white or gray, but the sky had so many colors. I remember racing down the halls, excited for when the night  outside would change.” 

That was how they had become friends. Sonic and Sally kept breaking into Shadow’s room, too curious about the newcomer for their own good, and though he didn’t talk to them for a while, he finally reacted to their prodding when Sonic had asked if he wanted to race. He said that it was pointless, because he was the fastest one here, and Sonic had taken mock offense to that, and they’d run across the island together. 

“And I remember my sister. Maria.” a faint smile came to Shadow’s face. “She shone brighter than any star.” 

“Like, literally–?”

“No, not literally, idiot!”

They both burst into laughter, then. Sonic had asked that the first time Shadow talked about Maria, and Shadow had slapped him upside the head. The two had then begun wrestling until Sally yanked them off of each other, pinning them down until they chilled out. From then on, they had to say the same things when Shadow told the story. It was tradition, after all. 

When they calmed, Shadow sat back up, smiling at the sky. He’d always go quiet here for a little bit, remembering the little things about his sister. Then, like always, he looked to Sonic’s excited green eyes, and said, “She’d race me up and down the halls. I always won, but she kept running anyway. We’d pull pranks on the other people there, setting up buckets of water or confetti-releasers. She’d cheat at cards, every time, to the point where I thought that was just how you played. And at night we’d sit at the sky and look at the stars, and she’d tell me about each one. About the worlds they held that we would see together one day.” His face fell slightly. “I don’t remember any of them. But I remember her smile as she talked, the way she’d spread her arms for emphasis, flap her hands with excitement at the future in store for us. Then she’d pick me up and carry me to our room, and as we fell asleep she’d sing… something.” 

Sonic tilted his head. “You still haven’t got the song?” 

“Sometimes I think I do.” Shadow whispered. “Then I wake up.” 

Sonic never understood that. 

He sat up and stretched, eyeing Shadow as he gripped onto the tree bark, staring at nothing. Then he turned back to Sonic as well, smiling a little. “But it’s alright. We’re gonna go see those worlds on our own.” 

“Hell yeah, we are!” 

There was a shift in the wind, and then suddenly Sally was on the other side of Sonic. Her sloppily-cut red hair fell over her eyes as she leaned over, gripping the tree bark and carefully managing to push herself over the trunk. 

“Okay, losers,” she said, “I think I finally got the clove-hitch-knot down. So we got half the raft tied. If you can help me with the second half, we can get the base done and start gathering supplies.” 

“Awful bold of you to assume we can get Sonic so much as an inch into the water.” 

“Hey!” Sonic shouted, as his friends both burst into laughter. “I can go in low water, it’s fine!”

Sally covered her mouth, trying to look serious. “Sonic, if you go overboard, you really need to be able to swim.” 

“Not if we tie me to the boat.” 

“You’ll just flip the boat.” 

“Which will wake you up and you’ll fix it. Easy.” 

Sally smirked a little. “I can’t fix everything for you forever.” 

“Keep telling yourself that.” 

Shadow smiled ruefully at the two of them, and then muttered, “Wanna get the base raft completed or not?” 

“Yeah.” Sonic nodded, sliding off the tree. “Race you there!” 

“Do not–” Sally groaned, as Sonic and Shadow both took off as fast as they could. “Boys!” 

Sonic didn’t know then, as he raced off, kicking sand into the air, that he and his best friends would not get to sit on that tree again for a long time. 

 ~

They tied the raft, and Shadow grabbed their woven baskets and said he would go get their food. He was better than them at gathering stuff from the village without looking suspicious– Sonic could never do anything normally, and Sally would end up trying to diplomatically bargain which would hold up the line, and then she would feel bad about doing so and start crying, and Shadow would start punching people for upsetting her, and it would be a whole thing. He left Sonic and Sally behind to tie up their sail, which they got done faster than they thought, so Sonic suggested decorating the raft a bit. She found some pretty vines to tie around the mast, and he began tying flowers in between the wood. 

“You know what Shadow will say when he sees those.” Sally suddenly said, as she finished wrapping her vine. 

“Yeah.” Sonic rolled his eyes. “They’re gonna die in twelve seconds, Sonic, why do you like flowers so much if they’re… what’s that thing he says?” 

“Destined to wither.” Sally laughed. “You sure you wanna hear his dumb voice for however long we’ll be out to sea?” 

“He’s gonna have to hear mine, so it’s a fair tradeoff.” 

Sally laughed again and then walked over, sitting beside Sonic and kicking her legs into the waves. She splashed him slightly, and he gasped, then did an overdramatic fall onto the raft. 

“Oh! You’ve killed me! You’ve killed your best friend!” 

“Water. Sonic the Foundling’s one weakness.”

“That, and undercooked chili dogs.” He flipped over onto his stomach, kicking his legs in the air. 

As he gazed at Sally, though, he paused for a moment, his heart skipping a beat. She was turning to look at him, reaching down to grip onto the logs to maintain her balance. But the grip was so tight, more tight than necessary, her knuckles straining. And her smile, it didn’t quite reach her eyes. And that wasn’t right. When she smiled, really smiled, you could see an entire sky in her eyes. It was too clouded now. 

“Do you think Shadow’s changed?” 

“Huh?” 

She blinked, and then, her tone dropping, her voice suddenly much quicker, she said, “Sonic, let’s just take the raft and go right now. Just the two of us.”

“Wh-what?” 

At the sight of his surprise, she turned away, so her face was hidden, and laughed. “Just kidding.” 

“What’s gotten into you?” Sonic managed to pull himself up, sliding to sit beside her. 

“Nothing, really.” 

Sonic bit his lip, and then slid a hand over hers. “You know, Shads told me something the other night. He said he used to not want to leave. But then he thought, well, we could always come back here. Right?” 

“When’d he say that?” 

“Few months ago? I dunno. Time isn’t real.” 

“A while ago, that tracks.” she said, her eyes drifting to the waves. 

“Sal?” 

“It’s like, the more we talk about going, the more he acts like we’ll never come back and he’s… cool with that.” 

“And what about you?” 

She took a deep breath. “I think there’s someplace I was meant to be. I don’t know if it’s here. But I’m sure we’ll find out.” 

“Together?” 

“Yeah. All three of us.” She looked to him, and then said, “Don’t ever change, Sonic.” 

“Seriously, Sal, are you okay?” 

She nodded, and let go of his hand. “Just… excited to set sail. You know how it is.” 

 ~

There were always a couple of orphans on Destiny Islands. People came adrift of all ages, at all times. Some stayed for only a few days before vanishing once more. Some never left. But the population was never bigger than a small village’s worth, so they weren’t sure if it was smart to build an entire orphanage when they could, you know, build an addition to the food preserves. So the children were meant to sleep in a little apartment atop the makeshift café. It wasn’t bad at all, really. The place always smelled of coffee, and you could always hear laughter downstairs. Any orphans staying would take great joy in running down the stairs to help with orders, or practice on the instruments laying about, or ask the patrons how their day had been. Sonic was mainly keen to talk to the gatherers, while Sally found the farmers fascinating and Shadow was always somewhere with the sailors. No matter who was working in the café or who was visiting, there was someone there to watch after the kids. The whole village would raise all the children, they liked to say. 

The café was closing for the night, the lanterns dimming as people began to blow their fires out. Sonic, Sally and Shadow were sitting on the stair steps, watching people begin to clean up and leave. Usually the owners would stay the night in the breakroom, but this week they were visiting family on the other side of the island and the orphans were old enough to survive a few hours on their own, so nobody would stay the night with them. They were alright with that. After all, nothing dangerous ever happened on these islands. Or, as Shadow liked to say, nothing at all ever happened on these islands. 

“Hey, boys?” Sally spoke up. 

Sonic and Shadow turned to look at her, green and red eyes meeting blue. 

“Here.” she said quietly, and then reached out a clenched first. Curiously, Shadow and Sonic reached out their own, and Sally dropped something into each of their palms.

Both held the same necklace, though the colors varied between each shell. Sally had picked five shells for each and tied them into a star-symbol, though not as well as she would have liked, as they were a bit loose. 

“They’re–” Sonic began.

“Yeah.” Shadow said.

Thalassa shells were a type of shell that, the sailors said, only appeared on the Destiny Islands. The sailors would often tell Shadow, who would tell his friends, that they would always make sure to pick one up before leaving, as there was a myth the shell would grant them a safe voyage. The shells themselves weren’t all that the gift seemed to represent, though; obviously, the shells were tied together to look like a papao fruit. 

Now, the papao they’d all learned about in school. It was a fruit that was also native to their islands, and shaped like a child’s drawing of a star. Old legend said that two people who shared a fruit would have their destinies intertwined forever. As such, it was a popular fruit for lovers, wedding receptions, and the occasional author. 

Shadow narrowed his eyes. “You’ve never been one to believe in urban legends, Sally.” 

“Yeah, and I still think it’s bullshit.” Sally said. “But… I dunno. I think these’ll at least remind us of home, even if they don’t work.” She then pulled on a string on her neck, pulling her own thalassa necklace out from beneath her shirt. “I made one for each of us, so we’ll never forget each other.” 

“How could we? We’re gonna be traveling alone together.” Sonic said. 

“Just in case.” 

“Just in case of what?” 

“You never know what could happen out there.”

“But–” 

Shadow put a hand over Sonic’s mouth to shut him up, and then put his own necklace on. He watched the bright colors fall against his dark clothes, and he let out another smile. 

“Thank you.” 

Sonic hesitated, and then put his own necklace on as well. He was never a jewelry person, but once it was on, it felt, well, right.

“Yeah, thanks, Sal. It’s really cool.” 

“Don’t patronize me, I know they look awful.” 

“No, seriously!” Sonic scooted inbetween Sally and Shadow, and threw his arms around them. “We’re gonna be the coolest people in these other worlds. And they’re gonna be like, ‘yo, where’d you get that cool necklace?’” 

“No one will say that!” 

“And I’ll be like, ‘oh, it’s a super cool best friend charm necklace my bestie made us!’”

“Stop it! Shadow, make him stop!”

“Absolutely not, I’m gonna say the same thing.” 

“Do you want me to take them back? I can take them back!” 

“I dare you to try!” Sonic shouted, and then leapt to his feet. “Come and get me!” With that, he turned and raced up the stairs.

“Sonic!” 

 ~

That night, Sonic awoke to the sound of thunder.

He’d never been scared of thunder, even as a little kid. Mostly he just found it fascinating, especially the sharp, quick lightning. They told him once that lightning could lead to fire, but it had never happened on their island as far as anyone could remember, so he didn’t see the problem.

Still, the loud noise jostled him out of his sleep. He yawned, and sat up, kicking the covers off of his bed. 

“We should stop trying to make alarm clocks,” Sonic quipped, stretching his arms, “We’ll never be better than Mother Nature, huh?”

He opened his eyes, then, and after blinking to adjust to the light, realized he was alone. 

There was a second of panic as his heart skipped, and Sonic’s eyes darted around the room. Sally’s bed was empty, and so was Shadow’s. They weren’t at the table in the corner, nor on the rug… maybe they just went downstairs to get a midnight snack? No, they wouldn’t. Sally and Shadow never liked to make other people wash the dishes they’d used, and they wouldn’t want to dirty any dishes when they planned to leave that morning–

Sonic’s eyes widened. 

“Oh no, the raft!” 

If they lost the raft, they’d have to start all over. 

Sonic leapt out of bed, and raced from the room he would never see again.

[lostacelonnie]

Hell yeah! Mood every time i go to a beach i always miss her after. I will keep my fingers crossed for your return on another trip. Oh those are all so good. Im especially a fan of churros & empanadas. I should get paella again sometime. That is a very mismatched group but i respect the vibe based friendship. Also reminds me i should get back to finishing mag archives thats a good podcast. Also been meaning to look into goth music to see what thats all about. The peak goal of adhd people. To rember. High luck stat to not be attacked by gulls. I think i got a tad bit there too because ive never been attacked by them but like. You can see the simple minded desire in their eyes. Especially if you have food. Damn best of luck to her. Thats like people tellin me they moved to florida, where the gators climb over fences often. Group chat for geo teacher fans that is amazing. Love that for yall. Oh there's one thing xabi & i share as i too do not know whats goin on so often. Thanks! I only hope i have enough but i think sw is in the back half so i can save even more pulls than i have. Probably will have to pass her light cone up like i did for seele's til next time. Meta can leave i dont care for it i use who i want when i want this is an anti meta zone. Oh? Im not sure. What to ask about them. Like i wanna know more of their role in the story of honkai i guess. What happens to them & all that. Welt seems to have history with otto/luocha. & himeko is my coffee lovin mom character i like her a lot. We love a girl who keeps complex machinery like the express working. Skirk showed up so briefly at the end of the archon quest but damn if it wasnt funny. Yeeting childe out of the abyss & just lore dropping on us all. I think i saw you played the story quest & learned about furina? I think it was uh. Durandal's jp va that she shared with skirk i cant remember cant wait to see if she becomes playable though. Oh damn really? The range is insane indeed what a queen. Oooh congrats! I also got her & had enough for her weapon next is navia but i might only have enough for her & try for her weapon later. Since arlecchino is a few updates out. Im not yet at a world level where relics matter but same. Not the best luck on that yet. 7 am exam? That should be illegal but i wish you luck on your studies. Especially with feelin a bit sick trying to study while sick is awful. Ooooh nice! Such a fun & good series. I just got the fifth volume last week & finally had time to finish it. Quickly became a favorite for me. Now if only i had time to read everything else im behind on.

FOR REAL FOR REAL ive never been much of a sea person but ahh this is such a universal experience... and thankies!!! while i could never Live in spain permanently [hot and everyone tries to talk to you] i did end up becoming quite fond of the country. GOD YEAH CHURROS ARE SOO GOOD generally speaking i like ALL spanish food. banger after banger after banger. need to learn how to cook some because i miss it so bad. but i DID manage to not fuck up scrambled eggs when i made them for the first time ever recently so thats a good sign for my culinary abilities id say. anyway IT IS AJDKKFJF but i vibe with them so its chill. ah nice!! im terrible with podcasts [can never quite concentrate on them.....] but i wanna listen to it Someday since i heard only good things ab it. also good luck luck with that!! i like goth music as in i think its Good and i generally enjoy it if i happen to hear it but its also sth i just Do Not listen to in my free time. i respect it tho. coming back YEAH AJSKDKFK I WAS JUST. observing the gulls the whole time but surprisingly nobody from my class was attacked ajdjfkgjs. and ill pass on the message when i talk to her next time AJKSLJFJG i really Do wonder what even prompted her moving there sometimes. i believe it was her boyfriend but also she changes those as often as clothes so she must Really like this guy, i guess. good for her tho shes my coolest sibling. and thanks SHJDKFKA were really devoted to her. also ive been accused of simping for her by the ice skater which is extremely funny because this is not even the first time ive been accused of being into a 30-40 y/o woman by someone at school [ITS ALL CHILL BTW its just for the shits. still. attacked and slandered!]. and same ajdkfjgj tho in his role its actually Quite Annoying for my class since like. we NEED to get things done sometimes and he just. does not do that. like literally our english teacher [who also looks like shes constantly dead inside and hates her job but we love her] did more to help us with this one thing than he did even tho she did not have to do that in any capacity. shes just epic. AHH GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!! i love ignoring meta sooooo much which might sound weird from someone who spends half his life grinding for stuff in honkai but its true. honkai is literally the only game where i care about meta and thats bc honkai meta is UNFORGIVING. but hey at least the gacha is much better with the 100 pulls guarantee for each char + 50 pull guarantee for gear pieces. IM NOT VERY GOOD WITH OTTO LORE TO BE ENTIRELY HONEST as in i know quite a lot of it but it hasnt quite Clicked in my head BUT IM ALWAYS HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS AB THEM YOU MAY HAVE [<- GUY WHO IS SOO SO NORMAL]. AND YEAH SKIRK IS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY TO ME like the way she was previously described painted her as just so strong and intimidating but her speech pattern is so funny to me shes so chill. i feel like i could meet her smoking her evening cig and shed tell me where to pirate shit. id do a polish joke here but it is literally untranslatable without a 30 minute long backstory so nevermind. AND OOOOOH EPIC ALSO RIGHT?????? i respect voice actors above anyone else. ahh good luck getting navia!!!!!! i was Planning to pull for her but im much less efficient at grinding rn since i got a screentime limit due to having fucked up eyes [which im Not following btw but i am trying to touch grass a little bit more at least] [this is also the reason why i responded so late im sorry the change kinda threw me out of the loop]. ah understandable i was. well not Very high but enough to have trouble without decent gear so yeah. good luck in the future farming tho!! AND RIGHT I AGREE tho honestly the alternative would be an exam at like FOUR PM which is actually Worse imo. i personally function pretty well during my 7am classes and learned to enjoy them [public transport is very charming early in the morning..... i get to catch the sunrise sometimes] but that is also because i live like maybe 40 minutes away from my school. so i get up at around 6 am to get to school.

[ignore the random paragraph break i hit the character limit JSJFIGKJSWIJF] some of my classmates, however, have to get up at 4 am which. respect i could never. anyway thanks!!! the exam went quite well actually hehehe im doing much better in history than i thought. im becoming a nerd along with my entire friend group. every single day someone has new historical memes to share and theres already some inside jokes as well. fun. AND AHHHHHH THATS SO EPIC!!!!!!! i love this series sososoososooso much even tho i didnt have time to start the 3rd volume yet... however i DID read a translation of the "she's so cheeky for a commoner!" web novels and im about to read the light novel so im quite excited for that. first and only loretta and pipi fan ever.....

[darksplinters]

𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗪𝗢 · 𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗗

𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗺 #𝟕

The wind howls. Dark tendrils of hair whip around my face, punishing me for daring to be outside. I’m nearly the only one. From my spot on the vast, vacant beach I can see a squat old man hurrying down a side road, in his hands, the object that spurred him out into the thick air of the coming storm: a pack of smokes and a brown bag heavy with at least two glass bottles.

𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴, 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴.

Mother Nature’s next attempt to rid this wretched little island of humanity.

Some say that Blackmoor is cursed, so beaten with weekly squalls that any attempt to repaint or renovate or repair – unless you are preparing for the next gale – is futile and foolish. But I happen to think the opposite, Blackmoor is blessed. It can only be by divine providence that every last shred of human settlement hasn���t been torn from this godforsaken rock by the tumultuous strength of the winds, or washed away by the angry battering of the waves.

A fierce gust tears down the beach, tugging at my clothes, an insistent lover entreating me to undress for her cold biting touch. I can see the swell of her clouds, rolling out over the choppy, grey seas. Blackmoor in her crosshairs.

My upstairs apartment is calling my name each time I have to clutch my jacket tighter around my slight frame. The upper level of a sturdy, split level cottage. Rented to me by a long-term resident of Blackmoor. Silas, a fisherman, was gone often and for weeks at a time, which meant that I would have the occasional relief of not worrying if my footsteps are too loud or if I’m bothering him with my comings and goings. With the potential for autopsy calls at all hours of the night, I could very easily become the worst neighbor. But Silas has never complained and I get the feeling that he quite enjoys the simple knowledge of someone else existing nearby. He doesn’t need the money that my rent brings. He explained when I first moved in that with the house having been left to him by his late parents, he was looking for a full time tenant to keep it from falling into disrepair during those stints away at sea. We coexist easily, with the periodic baked good left on his stoop, and periodic tin of imported tea left on mine. I wouldn’t call us friends, but there is an effortless and quiet coinciding.

All across the island residents are hunkering down, sliding the bolts on their doors, shuttering their windows, boiling kettles of water and pouring large mugs of tea and strong coffee. I should be doing the same, but I’m restless. Images of the still-unidentified man from two nights ago laid out on the autopsy table burn behind my tired eyes. Mutilated… mangled… the 6th victim of… who?

The ocean batters the shore in unrelenting heavy waves. I walk, slightly hunched against the chill with a mindless deliberation and try to conjure up a mental profile of the person responsible. But I cannot for the life of me produce a worthy suspect. My imaginings nearly always end up with jagged, rotting teeth inside a bloodied mouth. Grotesque claws grown from gnarled fingers. My mind can’t fathom the idea that someone capable of the type of human butchering I have seen doesn’t have some obvious, monstrous tell.

But I know that the truth is much more terrifying than iron ore eyes and ghastly scaled skin. The truth is that the person who has done this looks just like me… and just like my mailman, just like my local shopkeep, and every one of my neighbors.

A monster is terrifying not because he looks like one, but because he looks just like us.

A roiling wave of sand and sediment sloshes over my wellingtons, the force of it nearly making me lose my balance and I decide to finally turn back. But just as I stuff freezing hands into my pockets and feel the first few pricks of rain sting my cheeks, I see it…

A pale shape outlined against the shoreline. Unmoving.

I force my feet forward over wet sand, the soggy crunch of the beach beneath boots slows. Dread is a coiled snake in my gut. The stench of death rises above the scent of salt and I know what I’m looking at, paused a meter away.

Stripped down to briefs, the man’s discolored skin bloats with sea water, splitting grotesquely, peeling and slipping from muscle and bone. Filleted strips of waterlogged tissue hanging and half gnawed. I can make out the dark cavern of a deep abdominal wound, flesh caving in and five… no, six missing fingers. It’s difficult to distinguish the mass of cuts and bruises beneath the blackening sky.

Victim #7.

I need to call. I have 20 minutes, if that, before we are pummeled by the incoming tempest. Frantically, my hands search my pockets for my cellphone, gaze never leaving the swollen, malformed face of the body at my feet. Two pitch cavities instead of eyes. His jaw hanging crooked, disconnected at the joint, a silent, permanent scream. Where the hell is it?

Without warning, a heat blooms against the back of my neck. The subconscious awareness of human proximity.

“Missing something?”

The question sounds in a deep vibrato behind me and suddenly I realize I’m not alone.

[lifewithdavefarts]

DaveFarts - Episode 20 “Camping (T)Rip” [Episode List]

Tim, Dave, Adam and Greg go camping together to relax and chill for a day far from any responsibility, enjoying the sounds that nature has to offer. Those sadly include Dave’s farts and belches however and things get even gassier when Tim has to share a tent with him.

POV: Tim

Camping (T)Rip

5:30 AM.

I hate waking up early on Saturday morning. Who does? Yet here I am.

We’ve been planning this for weeks but in the end we managed to choose a date which was suitable for everyone’s needs and didn’t interfere with any of our jobs. No girlfriends (not that I had any… obviously), just us guys being dudes in the woods… well not far into the woods but kind of. We all are kind of city slickers after all and while we do like camping, we don’t it as often as we’d like to admit.

I already took a shower and put some clothes on (a simple t-shirt and some sweatpants), so we don’t mess up the schedule. Dave was a heavy sleeper so I went into his room to wake him up.

“Yo, sleeping beauty. Are you waiting for you prince?” I said, as I stepped in.

Indeed there he was, lying on his bed on his stomach, basically naked, only wearing a pair of white shorts, his body figure still being quite a sight in the dimly lit bedroom. 

“If you’re the prince, I’d rather just die here.” he joked, his voice muffled as he had his face buried in the pillow.

I clapped my hands like an angry housewife. “Come on. Get up. Rise and shine.”

His second answer wasn’t muffled at all instead.

Without moving, an enormous, airy morning fart erupted from his ass, surprisingly not tearing a hole through his white shorts. It was loud and proud, so powerful that I’m sure the neighbours were gonna hear it. As he ripped it, he couldn’t help but turn to me, his face still being visibly tired, but I could recognize his smirk, that silly-cocky smile he displays when blasting farts around me, knowing very well what effect they have on me. In fact, as the fart ended, he laughed, noticing the boner through my sweatpants.

“Bro if you wanna pitch a tent you could've at least waited ’til we were in the woods.” 

I simply walked out of the room, hearing Dave’s laughter behind me. Truth is, yes, I found that hot, but I too was laughing on the inside, despite the utter embarrassment. “Fuck off.” I stuttered, to which he replied with a distant, short, loud rip.

I heard Dave getting ready upstairs as I waited for him. Our buds, Adam and Greg, were heading to our place with the former’s car, who agreed to take it as long as Dave was the one driving, ‘cause he’s not very familiar with the countryside and dirt roads -not that Dave was a rally driver or anything, but he had some relatives out of town living in some farm or something, so he should know how to deal with such roads, more than us at least. 

Despite my bro/roommate’s oversleeping, we were right on schedule. Luckily we all packed our stuff the day before so we were basically ready. Finally, Dave joined me downstairs, wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of camo cargo shorts. And sunglasses: he looked like he was ready for a beach day rather than a camping trip. I probably stared at him for a bit because he is a good looking guy after all, and wondered how I got this lucky to have such a bro.

Before I could stare for too long, we heard some car honks coming from the front yard.

“You can stop staring, bro. Dumb&Dumber are here.” 

Oh. I guess he noticed. “I’m so-“ I tried to say.

“Yeah yeah you can apologize for thinking that I’m a good lucking guy later. We don’t have time for this.” he said, as we both got our stuff and rushed outside.

Dave was very patient with me, that’s for sure. He wasn’t annoyed by my appreciation, but rather by me still being so awkward around him. Again very embarrassing for me, but I’m glad that at least he knows that he’s hot -as he knows that I’d never cross certain lines… despite him regularly planting my face into his farting ass!

“Hey ladies.” Adam greeted us outside, helping packing our stuff into the back of the car. Greg and Dave shared an ironic manly handshake as if the two were businessmen, while I set our destination on the GPS.

After we finished stuffing Adam’s vehicle with things that we’re probably not even gonna need for our short trip, we got into the car. Adam and Greg in the backseat, I was on the passenger seat, as the navigator. And Dave, as said before, was the driver.

“It shouldn’t take long.” I commented, staring at the GPS screen. “Around 1 hour at least.”

“Thank you. What about the weather?” Dave replied.

“Well it’s gonna be… you don’t give a shit, don’t you?” I didn’t notice his sarcasm.

“You two can solve your sexual tension in the tent later by the way.” Adam said, annoyed that we were still parked in our front yard.

Finally, Dave got the car moving and our trip officially began.

Being the driver, my bro/roommate (broomate?) was also in charge of the music, some indie rock junk but luckily we all kind of had the same tastes so it’s fine. Me and Adam got into a silly argument about a singer while Greg wanted to convince Dave that today’s music is all bad no matter what. He had some good points, but as usual we chose not to listen to him in the end.

According to the GPS we were halfway there and honestly it was all going well. Greg fell asleep (it was early morning after all) while the three of managed to stay awake. We were just casually chatting and making jokes, until I heard that familiar sound, a sound that you better get used to if you’re friend with Dave. However, much to both of our surprise, as we shared a puzzled look, it wasn’t him: it was Adam.

I turned around, and indeed it was him, just ripping a huge, almost Dave-like one, the sound kind of muffled by the seat, the fart rumbling through his cargo shorts. 

“Sorry guys.” Adam apologised. “The pizza we had last night is kind of messing with my stomach.

“Yours too?” Dave simply replied, with a cheesy grin, and leaned a bit, keeping his hands on the wheel.

Now THAT’S the sound I’m familiar with. It was like my bro took Adam’s rip as a challenge to prove who's the alpha so he made sure to up the game as he usually does. The rip echoed in the car and woke Greg up, who thought we were gonna crash. Dave’s alpha gas earned him an applause and our amused (and immature) laughters, even mine. Despite everything, despite the kink, one gotta admit that he got some mad skills. And while driving on a dirty road, nonetheless!

It didn’t take much for him to hot-box the car, so we promptly rolled our windows down to let some fresh air in. As far as my fetish goes, I too appreciated breathing some clean air after that short competition. We then all resumed talking as usual, and Greg, perhaps mad because we interrupted his nap, started once again ranting about modern music and singers.

—

It took a bit more than 1 hour, but in the end we got there alive and well. We got the stuff out of the car and I started setting up our camp, the “camp” being literally two tents, one opposite the other, and a small fire pit in the middle, which we’re gonna use to do some BBQ later. We allowed Dave to have a beer already ‘cause he’s been driving the whole morning so he deserved some rest.

“I was wondering…” Greg said, looking around, as if he just now noticed we were in the middle of the woods. “what if a hungry wild animal bumps into our camp?”

“Don’t be a pussy.” Adam simply commented, annoyed. “Animals are idiots. Just make some loud noise and they get scared as fuck.” 

Even though I was busy with the tent, I could sense Dave taking that as a cue, an opportunity, from which end I still didn’t know. My bro took one long sip of beer and stood between Adam and Greg, as if he was there to save the day.

“Better safe than sorry, right?” he said, staring right into the woods, and emitting a long, loud belch, which echoed all around us. Whether Adam’s theory was true or not it didn’t matter: anyone would be scared of hearing that, human or animal. A master air-bender from both ends, as usual.

He earned some very immature compliments from all of us and he was himself pretty proud of that. He even made a flock of birds fly away, like earthquakes do. Impressive indeed.

—

After a few hours of drinking, playing some sort of football for idiots, and just chilling, we finally got hungry.

To be more precise, we were starving, as we didn’t have breakfast, if we exclude a sandwich that we shared in the car.

Despite the pizza that Adam mentioned earlier, he was the one who fired up the BBQ first, being, as he put it, “the hungriest he’s ever been”. We all chose how we wanted our steaks cooked, knowing very well that our friend was gonna cook them all “well-made” anyway. 

“This fuckin’ fire.” we heard him hiss at the BBQ.

“You ok there?” Dave walked to him.

“The BBQ won’t start.”

“Maybe I can help.” 

He looked so serious, so professional, we truly believed him, but we shouldn’t have trusted him.

All he did was turn around and rip another one of his blasts through his camo cargo shorts, right next to the BBQ, like he was trying to use his fart to fuel the flame… and to be completely honest we did see some sparks here and there, but we couldn’t be 100% sure. Still, I wouldn’t mess with Dave’s talent so I chose not to say anything.

Either way, that wasn’t helpful at all, despite the fart lasting 12 seconds. He did make Adam mad though, with the risk of also making our steaks taste like, well, ass; so we all cleaned up the BBQ and started over just to be sure, we were all a bit tipsy anyway so we couldn’t even be mad (though we had all the rights to be).

In the end, we managed to have our steaks and sausages (I’ll spare you the very mature jokes we all made that afternoon) well-made, as predicted, despite Adam insisting that they were all perfectly cooked rare like we asked.

More hours passed and we did some more activities, even some hiking here and there around the woods, without going too far however, for laziness of all things, plus we were all drinking non-stop, as 75% of the car was probably stuffed with beers, and going to an adventure was the last thing we needed in these conditions.

We had another BBQ in the evening as we could finish our food, then just chilled around the fire pit sharing stories and half-drunk chatting about the most non-sense stuff, such as “What does light taste like?”.

In the end, we started to feel tired, and so we went to our tents: Greg and Adam had their own, while I shared mine with Dave.

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In the tent we had no sleeping bags because it was a warm night, so we just laid down on some sheets and pillows and called it a day. The tent wasn’t big but we both of us fit nicely into it. We were lying next to each other, actually quite close of course, but Dave didn’t mind (and neither did I…). My broomate was still wearing his camo shorts, too tired to take them off, but was lying down shirtless, exposing his hairy chest and pecs. Again, Dave wasn’t an athlete, but he did sport a very nice body figure, which I certainly appreciated.

As I laid down next to him, checking some stuff on my phone, we heard Greg and Adam bickering like an old married couple in the other tent. We couldn’t fully understand what they were even talking about, but knowing Greg he was probably still rambling about today’s shitty music which, whether you disagree or not, at one point it gets tiring to hear the same thing over and over again.

But since I’m a hypocrite, this wasn’t true for Dave’s farts, which immediately made our tent shake. Instant boner.

To ease the blast out, my bro cocked his leg up, the one closer to me, showing off the loudness of his blast. The stench that engulfed me was pretty bad, as it tasted like the meat we had before, just rotten. The gallons of beer he chugged certainly acted as bonus fuel too.

7 long, loud and proud seconds and then once again silence.

“Looks like we’re gonna make some noise too.” he laughed, a bit tipsy from the alcohol but perfectly aware of his cruel teasing.

But I did laugh too, like the hopeless idiot I am.

I tried to focus on what I was reading, but next to Dave it was impossible let’s face it. The guy didn’t move but his leg was still up, and his ass wasn’t done talking.

A second fart erupted, very dry and (fittingly) meat-y sounding. Manly, basically.

I’m pretty sure Dave couldn’t smell his own raunchy farts, because there already was a sever lack of oxygen in that tent. And after the 8 seconds rip, he turned to me sporting his well-known cocky smirk.

“I’m just… you know…” he said, leaning a bit more on one side, fully pointing his ass at me. “…trying to scare wild animals.” 

And he made sure to scare me as well with a sudden loud rip. This time he was gonna tear a hole in those shorts I swear. That morning fart from hours before was nothing compared to the raw power I was witnessing. This third blast was however shorter (for his standards) than the ones before, ending at “merely” 5 seconds.

“Fuck.” I heard Adam say from the other side of our small camp. He sounded genuinely impressed. “How does Tim survive that?” he joked. Or maybe not.

“Yeah, Tim.” Dave turned again to me. “How do you do it?” he jokingly asked, with a smirk.

He then smiled, the smile of someone who knew he was brewing a big raunchy one. I heard his hand pushing me closer to his ass; I let him do it, as pretending to hate that was silly at this point.

My friend adjusted his position as my face got closer to his butt, and lifted his ass a bit… only to fully rest it on my face once I was under it. Despite everything, he wasn���t crushing me, as he was slightly leaning on one side, but believe me my nose was planted in his camo ass. Good thing Greg and Adam could hear us but not see us...

I went camping to hear the sounds of nature, and indeed what I heard right all over my face was the roar of a beast, so I guess it counts.

The fart was insanely big, one of his biggest ones yet, and made my head shake due to its power. The stench, which was already terrible due to his previous blasts, got even worse. As he ripped that monster fart, Dave cocked his leg up a bit more, once again to ease the fart out and also push my face deeper into his camo ass. He was having no mercy that night, as he made sure not a single particle of gas polluted the tent now, my face acting like a dam.

Silence followed that 16 seconds blast and I felt his ass bouncing on my face, a sign that Dave was laughing like an idiot. 

“Bro you ok?” he whispered, without moving however.

As I breathed all that gas in, I didn’t know what to say. It’s hard to get used to this, to Dave being such an alpha but also ridiculously chill about my kink.

“Tim you ok there?” Adam shouted from his tent, laughing at my (to him) terrible situation. The fact that they could hear Dave’s farts so clearly from there was yet another proof of my friend’s insane skills.

“Hold up, let me just…” he said, as he adjusted his position.

He then fully lifted one leg, kind of letting me go, but that didn’t mean he was done. I didn't move in fact, and kept lying there, closely inspecting Dave’s camo ass. And indeed sound came out of it… or rather, “came in”. He was sucking air in, supposedly brewing a massive one. I sometimes forget that Dave can fart on command; he rarely does it, not that he needs to anyway.

But when he does, it's like going beyond his own limits.

“This one’s gonna melt your skin off, dude.” he laughed. “I hope the tent doesn’t explode."

I could barely hear him over the sounds of the air going into his camo ass, but I guess he was truly saving the best and biggest for last. I was shaking, as I said I’ll never get used to it. He closed his eyes to force some last bits of air in. He was done.

He then looked at me and winked.

For an instant I’m pretty sure I went deaf and blind, as if a flasbang blew up right in front of my face. I quickly got snapped back to reality, my face right in front of my friend’s camo ass erupting one of the loudest farts I’ve ever heard, period. The roar of a beast, a beast forcing me to bow in front of it, and inhale all of the stench. 

Dave was truly the alpha, there’s really no other ways to say it, and I was more than happy to have a chill friend like him blasting me, once again realizing how lucky I was, ‘cause Dave got it all.

The fart kept going strong and made me sweat, my bro now just casually holding my head still, not that I was wanted to go anywhere anyway. 15 seconds and the beast was till roaring, with Dave spreading his long legs wide to make the sound even louder and the rip somehow even more powerful.

I feared that the tent was gonna turn into a hot-air balloon because of the amount of gas coming out of his ass.

10 more seconds and the beast finally went dormant. Almost 30 seconds in total. It was too much even for me.

I simply leaped again on Dave’s side and laid down before he could say anything, the fart still echoing inside my ears. Dave did the same and just turned to me, making fun of me with that stupid smirk.

“Nature’s beautiful, isn’t it?” he joked.

“Fuck off.” I said again, this time unable to hide my idiot laughter.

Dave simply punched me on the side in response.

“I’ve never seen a tent inside a tent.” he then said.

Took me a moment to realize, but yes, I pitched a pretty big tent in my sweatpants, but I can’t be blamed because I was sharing the tent with a fart master.

My bro simply turned his back to me, and went to sleep, muttering “My work here is done.”, not caring at all about my boner, ‘cause after all he knew about my fart kink, and the fact the got nothing out of all this was insane. 

I tried to fall asleep as well, hoping to “get rid” of that boner tomorrow morning, before anyone could wake up. Despite my bro’s farts, Adam and Greg also managed to fall sleep eventually, and I finally heard them, the sounds of nature, the wind, the trees dancing to the breeze… and Dave snoring right next to me.

End of Episode 20

[women-are-hot]

Her pt 6

Alexia began scrolling through her camera roll showing you random photos as she went. There were photos of your dates , of you post games and pre games. There were some of you just chilling at home and there were even some of you with alexia’s little cousins. When she came across the wedding photos she quickly skimmed past them hoping you wouldn’t notice. “Are those from our wedding” you asked cautiously,not wanting to pry if it would upset the girl too much. “Ehm yes they are but we don’t have to look at them if you don’t want to” alexia told you while gazing at the floor. “I would like to see if it’s okay ?” “Yes of course it’s okay cariño” your eyes snapped to her at the use of the nick name. It awoke something within you but you couldn’t quite place your finger on it. “I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to say it , it just slipped out by habit y/n” alexia rushed almost as if she was try to plead a case with you. Scared you would panic and she’d have to leave. “It’s okay I understand” you spoke softly.

Alexia began showing you the wedding pictures. You couldn’t deny it they were stunning. From what you could tell you two had gotten married on a beach on the brightest of summer days. You both wore the most beautiful of white dresses and some simplistic make up. Just they way you had planned it when you were little. You could remember those plans. How you’d sit on your bed at night writing in your diary all about your dream wedding. And in this moment you were looking right at it. You remember planning it all from such a small age and now here you were having experienced the whole thing but not being able to remember a single detail. Not even the woman you married.

The frustration and feeling of missing out you felt in that moment resulted you to tears for the second time that day. Doing your best to hide them from the woman. Although you weren’t successful. Alexia turned to you to see why you had gone so quiet and when she saw the tears her heart dropped. She placed the phone on the bed and gave you her full attention. “Y/n hey what’s wrong are you in pain , do you want me to get the doctor ?” Alexia asked panic laced in her voice. You shook your head. “No”. “Then what is it my love” “I mean y/n sorry I’ve done it again , I’ve made you feel uncomfortable haven’t I this is all my fault , I should go” alexia spoke beginning to gather her phone.

“Stay” you whispered hoping it was loud enough for her to hear. “You want me to stay ?” You nodded the thought of alexia leaving brought fear to you. You felt safe with her here. You had never felt this way before let alone with somebody you didn’t know but with alexia it was different. “Do you want to tell me what made you so upset ?” Alexia asked. You debated whether or not you were going to tell her but decided if you were ever going to get this marriage back you had to do things like this.

“I’m just so frustrated , I remember planning a wedding like that when I was little. I remember that I wanted a beach wedding and simple make up because I couldn’t understand why people would put so much make up on just to sweat it off while dancing. I remember I always wanted to get married in Italy but I can’t remember the day I can’t even remember the person I shared it with” you spoke with anger laced in your voice. Alexia began laughing and smiling for the first time in days.

“What are you laughing at” you questioned confused as to why she would be laughing at a time like this. “You just haven’t changed through the years my love, that same little speech about the make up was the exact speech I had got whilst we sat and planned our wedding 5 years ago and the beach in the photos well that was in Italy where we got married” alexia told you whilst smiling. “Really”you questioned in disbelief. “Really we planned our wedding from this little red diary you had from when you were a kid” “that’s the one I’m remembering” you told her. “I figured” alexia spoke confidently.

“Thank you for showing me the photos ale” you spoke. And then it hit you , it hit both of you. “Ale ?” Alexia questioned. You had used your nickname for her ……

AWWW. I LOVE ITTT 😍

[bump1nthen1ght]

Sex on the Rocks (Merman x Reader)

Pairing: Male!Reader/Merman

Genre: Urban Fantasy, Established Relationship

Warnings: 18+ content under the cut!, Size Kink, Breeding Kink

Word Count: 2578 words

Summary: You and your boyfriend discover some new things about yourselves.

Request: May I request a Merman x Male Reader? With a size kink, and breeding kink if you're open to that. Thank you! ❤️

“Can you see it?”

“Nope! This rock’s a bit too slippery-” An unflattering yelp leaves you as your hand loses its grip on the stone, your wet feet lacking any grip as you slide off the boulder and back into the cold ocean water. Your head goes under for only a second before Juno grabs you by the armpits, yanking you back up.

You sputter and cough, collapsing back onto Juno’s chest as you shake water out of your hair. Juno cranes his neck forward, barely hiding a laugh.

“You good?”

“Y-yeah, just...lost my grip for a second.” You shrug off Juno’s hands. He quirks an eyebrow up, like he doesn’t believe you, and you roll your eyes. “The water’s like, five feet deep, I’ll survive.”

“I don’t know.” Juno teases, playing with your messy hair, “I know you humans aren’t the best at swimming. But don’t worry,” Juno throws his large arm around your shoulder, “I can be your Orca in shining armor.” Juno winks, a strand of his long, black hair falling over his shoulder. He looks like he belongs on a romance novel cover.

You push yourself off of  Juno’s chest, giving him a playful slap.“Okay, Romeo, whatever you say. But we should find a place to chill out if we want to catch the sunset.”

Juno laughs, pushing his hair out of his face before he nods.

The two of you usually come to this cove on your date nights, finding a nice spot on the beach to laze around and talk before watching the sun descend together. But some teenagers had decided to throw a huge bonfire this very night and the beach was way too crowded for any alone time. Juno’s idea had been to swim farther out into the sea and chill on some rocks, but so far none had been both comfortable and able to view the horizon.

The two of you look around, trying to find a rock safe enough for you to climb, before Juno hums.

“I got an idea.”

You barely have time to get out a ‘What” before Juno’s arms are wrapping around your knees and hoisting you up into the air, your hands scrambling to find purchase in his hair  as your legs wrap around his chest. Juno shows no sign of exertion as he presses up even higher, shifting his forearm to support your thighs and pointing you towards the sea. “How about that? Can you see it now?”

The wheeze that leaves you is a terrible impersonation of a ‘yes’, your face locked onto the ocean  as you feel your chest begin to burn with embarrassment.

Your ankles dig into Juno’s shoulder muscles, barely wrapping around his large torso as  his tree-trunk arms carry you like a bag of flour.

You knew Juno was strong; He’s a goddamn Killer Whale Merman with an upper body the size of a small table, of course he’s strong.

But wow, did the way he easily throw you around turn you on way more than you thought it would.

You nod your head, taking a deep breath as you try and focus on other things, not about  rock hard your boyfriend just got you.

Unfortunately for you, the position you're in has your crotch pressed right up against Juno’s chest, in between his strong pectoral muscles.

Juno’s eyes drop to your navel, clearly noticing your growing bulge. His expression doesn’t even shift;  His arms just loosen and let your body drop down, until you and him are face to face.

“Are you hard right now?”

You nod, trying to play it cool. It wasn’t as  if this was  weird, you two were dating, but  something about getting a boner from something so simple had you a little embarrassed. Like you were 13 years old again, sneaking peeks at porno magazines and Monster Manuals under your covers late at night.

“Was it because I picked you up?”

You pause, nodding slower this time as you avert your gaze. But a claw comes under your chin, tilting it towards Juno with a slow, controlled push.

Juno had always been a huge teddy bear. You wouldn’t think it, what with the rows of sharp teeth, his long claws, and the myriad of scars that decorate his back and shoulders. But he was as sweet and docile as an Orca Merman could be.

But the look in his eyes at this moment sends a shiver down your spine; They’re so intense and focussed, if you didn’t know better you would think you were about to become his next meal. He rolls his gaze up and down your body, noting how your breath catches when he moves his hand down your neck. He runs his hand downward, thumb brushing against your collarbone and his claws tickling your pulse point. He licks his lips and the smirk he gives you might be the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen.

“Oh, you like that? Then how about,” In a quick movement, he presses his body up against yours, forcing you against a nearby rock, “This?”

Water drips from his chest and onto your face as he pins one of his hands right next to your face, looking down at you with a sultry look. You suck in a harried breath as an overwhelming heat resonates in your belly. The end of his tail curls around your ankles under the water and his other hand wraps around your neck. His grip is light, but it serves as a reminder of how easily he can pin you down, how vulnerable you are in his large, very large hands.

‘Thats, uh,” You suck up the excess saliva building in your mouth, “That’s...r-really good.”

“Hmm?” Juno chuckles, playfully squeezing your neck before his hand drops down to your chest. He pushes his palm into your skin and flexes out his fingers, covering a good portion of your upper half. “You like being pinned, my little mate?”

Words have fully departed from your mind, so you just nod your head, breathless.

Juno leans down and places a gentle kiss on your jaw. It’s light and delicate, like the Juno you know, but the heat it spreads across your body is anything but.

“Naughty boy.” He whispers in your ear, before licking a stripe up your neck. You lean and curve your neck into his mouth, desperate for his affectionate kisses and nips. His teeth just barely meet your skin, enough to leave little bruises and send shocks across skin. “I can’t wait to fill you up.” Juno wraps his atoms under your thighs, yanking them around his hips and forcing you upward. Your crotch presses against his navel as he shifts you both toward a flatbed of stone. “You’ll look so good, dripping with my seed.” Juno hoists your body up onto the rock, his large hand pressing against your stomach and pushing you onto your back. You do so easily, the cold surface feeling especially icy against your flushed skin. Juno pulls himself over you, his triceps bulging as he lays his massive form on top of you. As he rests on his forearms, careful not to crush you under his weight, water drips from his soaked hair and onto your face. “My pretty boy. My beautiful, fuckable, mate.” Juno purrs, claws stroking the side of your face.

You weave your hands around his neck, pulling him down for a searing kiss. His tongue easily overwhelms yours as his large chest presses down into you. Your hands travel to his back and clench around his shoulder muscles, craving the feeling of his skin on yours. He’s so much taller than you that you barely reach his lower abdomen, but you fumble your hand downwards to his slit, eyes still clenched shut as you make out.

The hardness of his exposed shaft finds your fingers, dripping with his pre-cum and hot against your palm. You squeeze, clumsily and fervently, and Juno chuckles.

“So eager.” He pulls away, a long strand of saliva connecting you two. “Don’t worry, it’ll be deep,” Juno thrusts into your hand with a grunt, “deep inside you soon.”

With a soft pat on your cheek, Juno scoots himself down your body until his face is level with your crotch. He grabs the tent in your swim shorts, giving it a playful squeeze before grabbing the bottom of your thighs and lifting you up. You shimmy your hips to get the article of clothing off, but before it can even go past your ankles, Juno presses your lower half upwards and folds you in two.

You crane your neck forward, trying to see Juno’s next move, before the feeling of his hot tongue on your ass sends your head back against the rock. You let out a groan as Juno’s tongue begins to prod the ring of muscle, his large fingers leaving indents on your legs as he voraciously digs in.

Jun has always been quite dexterous with his long tongue; On your first date he showed off how easily he could tie a cherry stem into a knot, which had done things to your body not exactly appropriate for a first meeting. It’s also slightly ribbed at the sides, teasing your insides at just the right spots and adding an extra hint of friction as he reaches far inside you. You pant and claw at the rock below you, before finding purchase in Juno’s hair. Your climax grows steadier and steadier. It strains your shoulders and neck, but you try and peer up and look at how perfectly he eats your ass out.

Knife sharp, baby blue eyes meet yours, and it’s like a gallon of ice-water has just washed over you, goosebumps rising all over your skin as Juno sends you a wink.

You’ve never seen this playful, dominating side of him before. You can’t help but thank your improper boner for awakening it inside him. Especially when he hits that part- that part-ooooh.

Juno detaches with a pop, his tongue sliding out of your ass as he licks his lips. With one hand still firmly gripped around your thigh, he pushes himself up so you’re face to face. His long fingers splay out next to your neck, his palm easily matching the size of your head, as you give him a dazed and pleasured look.

“You ready?”

You nod, drool pooling in your mouth as your eyes wander up and down his body, your lower half seizing as he playfully squeezes your thigh. He removes it to grab his shaft, spitting into his palm as he strokes and places his tip at your entrance.

“Tell me if the stretch is too much, okay?” Juno whispers, that familiar sweetness back in his voice. You nod, but all you’re focused on is that little bit of pressure, teasing what's to come.

Juno slowly inserts himself and  he both of you throw your heads back with a groan. He worries his  bottom lip as he sinks farther and farther into you, pressing your thighs up to your chest. The harsh scrape of stone rings in your ears as his claws dig into the rock, small pebbles flying outward as he leaves long, white marks below him.

Your eyes roll into the back of your head as Juno finally reaches his base, comfortably seating himself inside you with a small roll of his hips. His chuckle is stuttered, peppered with a moan as he gives another tiny thrust.

“Hm, good job, taking me all the way in. For a second I thought I might be too-” Juno humps with a little more vigor, forcing the air out of your lungs, “Big for you.”

You shake your head. “N-No. You’re just-Ah!-right.”

Juno laughs again, giving you a small peck on the cheek.

“Good.”

With that, Juno slowly amps his pace, adding more thrusts with a lot more power. His jutting  hip bones dig into your  ass cheeks as he punctuates each thrust; Grinding deliciously against your prostate before pulling out until only the tip is left. He moves the hand by your head up to your other thigh, clutching tight as he lays his weight against your lower body. Your knees have been pressed into your collarbone, the stretch a little uncomfortable for your lower back, but the shockwaves of ecstasy do everything to relieve it.

“Don’t think-” Ungh “I’ve ever been this deep in you before.” Ah “Can’t wait to f-fill you, it will be so delicious.”

Your tongue has started to fall out of your mouth as your brain grows fuzzy, your only responses being slurred “Yes” and “Uh-huh.”

“You’re going to look so good, dripping with my cum. I’ll pump you so full, my beautiful little mate.” Juno’s claws dig into your skin, leaving small, white half-moons in the meat of your thigh. “Perfect little breeder. You’ll take it all, huh? Don’t want to waste-” Juno gives a harsh thrust, “a-” and then another, “-drop.”

You nod, movement uncoordinated as  your climax begins to reach its peak. The burning in your gut feels red-hot, and you wrap your ankles around Juno’s lower bag, urging him to go deeper, hit even harder. Juno lets out a delicious moan.

“You want it? Say it, beg for my cum.”

Juno slows down his thrusts, getting tantalizing close to your deepest spot before pulling out. You whimper.

“Please, please! Give me your cum, give me it, all of it!”

Juno leans down and gives you a long, passionate kiss, before resuming his pace. Your lower half begins to  jerk as you get closer, closer, closer-”

“Ungh, cumming!” Juno roars as the two of you climax together, his dick pouring thick load after load into your ass. You can feel it seep into your skin, dripping out of your ass as Juno rides out his own orgasm with tiny humps. The shiny substance coats his navel and crotch, catching the setting sun as he finally pulls out.

Your legs scream with relief as they uncurl, relaxing your legs onto the cool stone below. Juno unfurls his claws and collapses next to you, chest heaving and his skin flushed pink. The sound of your breath and the crashing waves is all that lingers, both of you too tired to even form a thought.

A shaky claw pets the side of your face, pushing some unruly hair out of the way. You turn your neck to  the side, enjoying Juno’s content and debauched face.

“We should,” He sighs, “Do that position more often.”

All you can do is nod, leaning just close enough to give your boyfriend a bunny kiss.

“Yeah, definitely.”

As the two of you catch your breath,you notice the blend of purples and pink hues off the sky above. You crane your neck upward a tiny bit and catch the slightest bit  of yellow, hinting a trail to the sunset, still out of your view.

You cuddle up to Juno’s chest, resting your head on his pecks, and point upwards.

“Do you see the colors?”

“Yeah,” Juno whispers, a claw playing with your hair, “It’s beautiful.”

The sun falls far away, the night sky darkening into a pitch black, with few spots free of light pollution. The wind brings a chill and you know the swim back is going to be a bitch on your muscles.

But in the arms of your boyfriend, everything feels perfect.

[sachirobabe]

You mentioned in your posts that those are reposts from your wattpad, PLS share more 🥹❤️‍🔥

Always🫶🏽

Date night | O. Tooru

Warnings: Cursing⚠️

An: another repost from my wattpad

Female reader.

Wc: 1,494

"Why're you so upset today, what's wrong?" You asked your boyfriend as the two of you walked to his house.

It was pretty chilly, the sun setting and the warm breeze was fading into a more chilled one.

"It's the same thing that's been bugging me all week, Y/n." He said more forcefully than he wanted, he immediately regretted his tone. You didn't deserve that, you were just asking him a simple question.

"Ok I understand why you're so irritated, but you don't have to take that out on me. I'm just trying to help." You say calmly.

He sighs. "I know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to come out so rudely." He squeezes your hand. "What I meant to say was, Iwaizumi and I are still arguing and it's really bugging me."

You nodded, 'that's better'. "And I'm sorry you're still having your petty fight with him."

"It wasn't petty to begin with, we were actually arguing about something... I forgot what it even was about, now we're both being petty." Tooru exhales, talking about it is helping a little, but he'd much rather make up with his best friend instead of just talking about it.

"Did he forget?" You asked, kicking a rock in front of you.

"I don't know."

"You won't solve anything by talking to me, I think you should text him." You suggest.

"Me? Text first? Apologize first?" He laughs. "Do you even know me?"

"You always apologize to me first when we argue."

"Yeah but that's you, I'm even more stubborn with my friends, and technically it's not just my fault." He reasons, or at least he tries to. "Earlier today when we were heading to the gym, he was in front of me and instead of opening the door for the both of us, he shuts it behind him so I have to re-open it."

"And what'd you do back?"

"Ouch, you think I'd do something to get back at him?" He smirks.

"Tooru, we both know of it were in your favor, you'd petition to get him kicked off. You're so petty."

"Damn right I'm pretty." He smiles forward.

"I said petty." You deadpan.

"When he was distracted, I untied his shoes so he'd have to re-tie them." He confesses.

"I knew it." You laugh. "This is so stupid, go make up with him, why're you here with me."

"Because I love you." He dragged out the last word, now leaning his weight on you. You push him off of you, he was too tall for his own good and he was heavy.

"At some point today while I'm over, I want you to text him. This is stupid to be arguing for this long when you both forgot what it's even about." You squeeze his hand. He nods.

"It's our date night, let's not talk about this anymore." He kisses your hand that was linked with his, not wanting to stress you out with his own problems.

You mutter a response back, approaching his door. You waited for him to open the door, he allows you to slip in first, taking off your shoes and placing your bag by the door.

"Well what's for date night?" You excitedly ask, stars practically in your eyes.

"Hold on, baby." He chuckles. "Let me take a quick shower, entertain yourself in my room, we still haven't finished that puzzle from last date night." He led you to his room.

The 1000 piece puzzle sat in a corner of his room, waiting to be finished. The two of you fell asleep before you could finish and it remained there because the two of you were occupied with school and clubs.

Fridays were your date nights, he made sure to put you first in the mix of all of responsibilities, he's yet to fail on missing a date.

You sat in the corner, choosing to finish the border first, even though Tooru insisted to just start randomly, he said it didn't matter where you started.

The pieces that once looked like they were all the same, now started to form a picture, he hid the box from you so you wouldn't see it, but from the looks of it, it's a beach sunset.

"Any progress?" He emerges from the bathroom, steam entering the room and slowly fading, he was shirtless, going to his drawer to pick out a sweatshirt.

You hum, "I work a lot better without you hovering over me."

"That's me showing you I love you." He laughs.

"Well, show me you love me and do the puzzle." You grin.

He shakes his head lightly, his hair still damp from his shower, he smelled like the ocean mixed with clean linen.

Oikawa peeped outside and checked his watch, he deemed it the perfect time to start date night, which he still hasn't told you what it is.

"Ready? You might want to borrow a sweatshirt, it'll get kinda cold." He says, throwing you your favorite one of his, he just wore it too so it smells just like him. "I left a bag of stuff in the pantry downstairs, I'll meet you down there, yeah?"

You nod and he gives you a quick kiss on the lips, watching as you headed downstairs, a small jump in your step. Butterflies swarmed in his stomach, you're so cute.

He grabs a few last things, his phone, blankets, bug spray, and his speaker. He too now went downstairs.

"Wait here." He says to you as he passes you in the kitchen, the bag of goodies in hand, he enters his backyard and sets his things down.

He organized it so the two of you would be able to sit down in the two person chair, setting the speaker aside, playing both of your favorite songs.

"You can come out now." He chuckles, almost forgetting the most important thing. You.

"Bonfire?" You read his mind, he smiles widely.

"Is it okay?"

"More than okay. Thank you for making time for me." You kiss him, leaving him in a pile of mush as you sit down on the chair, putting the s'more supplies down. "Well? You gonna make the fire you outdoorsmen?" You tease.

"Yeah yeah, you're lucky I love you." He says, getting the pieces of wood situated, he also handed you the bug spray and you used it, you patiently waited for Tooru to finish so you could spray him too.

The two of you learned your lesson the last time you had a bonfire with some friends, even though the fire helped keep some mosquitos away, you still went back inside and woke up with itchy bites all over. It was very uncomfortable.

In no time the fire was started, he's gotten a lot better at this than the past times. Before he tried to burn wet wood.

"I almost forgot." He says remembering, running back inside after you sprayed him. The sliding door slams shut and his mother yells at him for it, he apologizes and meets up with you again. "My mom made your favorite."

"Really? I'll have to thank her later, that's so sweet." You say, taking the plate, he sat down beside you, covering the two of you in blankets, his arm around you.

You fed yourself and Tooru at the same time, his mom started adding more to the plate that was meant for you originally, but Tooru still continued to eat from it too, so she made it so the two of you could share now.

"Text him." You say breaking the silence.

"Already did, sent him a tiktok and he laughed at it, I think we're okay now. Thank you." He kisses your forehead, putting the plate down and bringing you in his lap so he could easily hug you.

"I love you, Tooru. This was really sweet, I'm not sure I'll top this for next date night." You chuckle.

"You always beat me, don't make me too upset or else I'll untie your shoes too." He kisses your cheek.

You laugh. "I feel bad, but I feel like Iwaizumi's reaction would've been so funny."

"The funniest, I wish I could take a picture to show you." He rocks the two of you. If he kept this up you'd be falling asleep in no time. Fridays were definitely your favorite day of the week.

Now you're brainstorming of ideas to beat Tooru next week, you know he won't really untie your shoes, or shut the door in your face if you manage to beat him. You're glad you were able to help him make up with his best friend, it's really been taking a toll on him.

It's very evident now because he has his head tucked in the crook of your neck, already asleep. You watch the fire slowly die out before before waking him up to get to bed before you're both eaten alive.

*do not steal or plagiarize.

[kkusuka]

Haikyuu poly headcannons!! <33

 Pairs: Kageyama & Hinata, Oikawa & Iwaizumi, Ushijima & Tendo, Sakusa & Atsumu, Kurro & Kenma, and finally Bokuto & Akaashi. 

part 2

Sfw AND Nsfw 

Slight time skip spoilers!!!

let me know what you want to see next

word count: 2.6K I got a bit carried away. lol

FEMALE READER

Kageyama Tobio  and Hinata Shoyo

Sfw

It's a constant fight for attention

They are polar opposites, Hinata is warm and energetic while Kageyama is confused and awkward, but  they both love you so much it hurts.

How you got together was kind of a funny story, you and Hinata knew each other from middle school and reconnected when you met at a local mall in tokyo. So when you and Hinata started hanging out more he couldn't help but brag to Kageyama about it, which led to him wanting to meet you and thus began the year long fight for your love. 

You couldn't choose between them so they came to the decision that they would just share you!

Your dynamics are pretty simple, you spend as much time with whoever is not at practice at the time, lucky they have two completely different practice schedules, Hinata in the morning and Kageyama in the afternoon.

That meant cuddling with Kags in the morning and cooking lunch with Hinata in the afternoon. 

You guys also have a weekly date night! You have a rotation of who gets to choose what they want to do. 

Unsurprisingly Hinata likes volleyball inspired dates, but he also likes the movie and picnic dates!

Kageyama is a bit more romantic, shockingly (he read a dating book), like romantic dinners and late night walks , shopping, anything to see you happy.

They also love anything you want to do, stay in? They make popcorn for movies. Dinner? Where, what and when should they make a reservation. 

They are literally so whipped for you.

Nsfw

Oh~ ho ho~

I am a firm believer that these two are switches. 

Hinata is a bit more submissive than Kags (for the most part), but he has his moments. 

And i have this thing where Kags makes you and Hinata fuck while he watches biut votgh of you are power bottoms.

Toys toys toys

I'm talking double ended dildos and vibrators galore.

Punishments are usually for Hinata and consist of you riding Kags while he watches, and its absolute torture.

They also have nights where they have you alone and those are sweet and romantic, rose petals and candles. 

It's never boring <33

“Tobio, doesn't she look so pretty?” 

“God Shoyo you’ll cum in your pants if you grind like that” 

“ go fuck yourself on the fucking dldo like a slut” 

Oikawa Tooru and Iwaizumi Hajime 

Sfw

There are two ways that this happened

1. You grew up with them and slowly fell in love through your life, and you all got together in highschool

Or 

2. You met Oikawa in Argentina, literally fell in love at first sight, stars in your eyes. This led to him bringing you back to Japan, which led to you meeting “Iwa-chan” (who looked much more beautiful in person). After hanging out everyday for about 3 weeks Oikawa bright up the idea of sharing

And here you are! 

You guys are all similar but you share personal things with each boy

With oikawa you have the obsession with aliens and you too even have a beauty routine that you do every night before bed.

With Iwaizumi you, of course, make fun of Oikawa at every waking moment. But! You also do all different kinds of exercise with him. You have a monthly yoga class and a swim aerobics program every other tuesday! 

These two spoil you so much it's ridiculous.

Perfumes, jewelry, clothes and even gaming things.

They will get you anything even if you don't want it (and they are rolling in cash so it doesn't really matter.) 

Nsfw

Iwaizumi rules the bedroom.

And as much as Oikawa pretends to be the top, he falls apart the second you kiss him neck. 

Favorite position?

Simple. It can go two ways.

Oikawa laying on his back, Iwa fuking him into heaven and you sitting on his face OR you on your stomach ass up with Iwa between your legs and Oikawa's dick in your mouth. 

The only real times Oikawa is in you is when Iwazumi wants to see both of you be pathetic sluts, or when Oikawa is being punished, mostly cockwarming while he is tied and not able to thrust in you.

 Double penetration?

 Your punishment.

Whine and cry all you want neither of them are slowing down, this is really the only time Oikawa is dominant in the bedroom

“Aw, Tooru, look at her! So pathetic!”

“You look like two whores trying to fuck, Harder brats” 

“Oh! Iwa her throat gets tighter when you do that!” 

Ushijima Wakatoshi and Tendo Satori

Sfw

Oh bby how did you get so lucky?

You have the best of both worlds!

Tendo, who you can joke around and cook with.

And Ushijima, your pillar and voice of reason. 

This relationship was 100% started by Tendo. No question. He saw you and decided right then and there that you were his, and what kind of best friend would he be if he didn't share with Wakatoshi! 

Thank god you were willing to do this, it would have Broken Satori AND Wakatoshis heart :((

This WAS the best decision of your life. 

Your first date as a threesome was so cute, it started with walking around tokyo and you stopped and ate in a small cafe. You begged them to pay and they didn't let you so this became a game to see if you could ever find a way to pay before them.(you're still failing to this day) 

After the cafe they took you to a small beach that had a little volleyball net set up. Insert uwus here

They taught you how to play, the basics if you didn't already know, and you guys played around until it was 2am 

All of your dates are different but they either end like that or cuddling on the couch wachting movies. OR you know ;))

Nsfw

UHHH there are two ways this could go. 

You being absolutely ruined by these two. Both being pretty big, they easily overpower you. 

Tendo also has the obsession with being in your ass while ushijima rips your poor pussy apart. 

Sadist tendo also makes a slight appearance, not letting yu cum for hours then making you cum over and over and over again

Or 

Mr. Tendo controls what you and Toshi do! 

Trust me Wakatoshi is still controlling you every waking second, but having Tendo tell him what to do (being slightly unaware of what to do anyway) gets him off just as much as you. 

And when he’s feeling more adventurous, Tendo has kept you and Ushijima on literal leashes at his feet while he just chilled out. (i literally love this so much-)

You guys do a lot of exploring!

“Harder Toshi, the slut can take it”

“” we don't have enough dicks to fill all your holes” 

“Satori! Please!” “Shhh, floor whores don't get to talk” 

Sakusa Kiyoomi and Miya Atsumu

My #2 pair 

DAMN, i can't even put how whipped they are for you in words. 

You defiantly knew Sakusa first. 

You two met in the supermarket, much to his displeasure he had to shop for himself, it was the classic strangers to lovers trope 

You both reached for the same countertop cleaner! 

To both of your shock you touched his hand and immediately started to apologize to him (he couldn't even reply because he was so stunned by your beauty) 

He snapped back and started to interrogate you about what cleaning products you use, you both didn't even realize how much time passed with you just talking about how you clean.

Eventually you exchanged numbers and texted almost all day.  

This led to him texting you back every chance he had during practice breaks, but he never told you he was a professional volleyball players AND happened to be on one of the top teams in the country, (you found out when he randomly followed you on instagram)

Eventually he got sloppy and Atsumu looked at his phone and found your number! Aren't you lucky ;) almost immediately after he started to question Sakusa about you

Who is she?

Where did you meet?

Is she pretty?

Gimmie her number Omi, i wanna know her too!

Eventually Atsumu just stole his phone and started to non-stop call you. 

“Uh Kiyo? This guy keeps calling me and asking me questions about you.”

“Ignore it” 

It got so bad that when you officially met atsumu he had followed Sakusa to your meeting spot, and you hit it off! (much to Kiyoomi’s disdain) 

After a few months, and a lot of talks, all three of you entered a relationship!

Your dynamic was great! You were clean like Sakusa and fun like Atsumu!

Perfect!

Another spoiling group, it's like they just know what you want. It doesn't even matter what you think :// no take backs :))

Plus you have girl time when they are at practice, a good time to plan surprises ;)

You even got Atsumu into skin and hair care (kiyoomi approves) 

You are literally perfect (and the hottest couple in the planet) 

Nsfw

Sakusa is in control.

No question.

He wants ti fuck you? Done.

He wants to watch you play with yourself. Already rubbing circles on your clit. 

He wants you to ride Atsumu until you squirt? You're bouncing on Atsumu Cumming and cumming. 

Believe it or not Sakusa AND Atsumu love messy blowjobs, seeing you slobber all over yourself and their cocks is the most beautiful thing to them. 

Atsumu also has the dirtiest most vulgar mouth on earth, will not spare your feelings one bit. 

But that doesn't even measure up to how Kiyoomi speaks to you. He has no shame is telling you that they are going to let everyone on the team fuck you senseless. 

Sakusa also loves to punish you and Atsumu for literally anything, he will tie you to each other and put vibrators in your holes and just watch you  two desperately grind on each other to get relief that just won't come. 

(they both love to ruin your orgasm too) 

“Go Whore i know you can bounce faster than that” 

“Look at her Omi! Isnt she the best little cumdump? Yes you are! Yes you are!” (pls he treats you like a pet) 

“Hey Miya. Wouldn't shugo just love to have her on her knees for him? I think we should let her sometime” 

I would do anything for these two- 

Kuroo Tetsuro and Kozume Kenma

Oh? You're the most spoiled pet in the world?

You definitely grew up together, aka you've had both of them wrapped around your finger since you were 8.

 You guys probably started dating after you accidentally let it slip that you were in love with the both of them. 

After you all confessed and talked for hours, you were officially dating!

Not much has changed, but they were more affectionate and loving and more physical with you. 

Your dates are really random, all the varying schedule and all. 

They take you to anime cafes and gaming cafes and ALL the different cafes. 

They always tell you you don't have to work but you feel bad so you started a makeup channel on youtube! And of course you were a sensation! 

You and Kenma make little collab videos and were voted as the cutest couple of the year! 

But that doesn't1 mean you aren't involved in Kuroos life just as much! 

You help him get ready every morning, he just “can't” tie his tie even after doing it since highschool. 

You make him a unique bento everyday! 

You even buy him little chemistry sets whenever you see that a new model was released!

Plus living with two cuddle bugs is a dream for any girl ;)

Nsfw 

The way that both of them are into cockwarming- 

Whenever Kenma is not streaming he wants you to sit on his cock, just be a good kitten and do it. 

No worries! Between rounds he'll start to pound you for as long as he can, but it's never enough  for you to cum :// too bad you'll just have to wait until he’s done, or when Kuroo some home. 

With Kuroo it's usually when he is doing more work in his home office. This is pure torture.

He won’t even pay attention to you until HE wants to cum. 

To add on to that neither of them are afraid of fucking you infront of people. 

Kenma has no fear of keeping you at his feet while he streams so you can suck him off whenever he wants. 

One time he was on a zoom call with his PR team and they had no idea you were deepthroating his cock under where the camera could see. 

Kuroo is the worst with this too, he’ll start fucking you when he knows he ahs a work call in a few minutes, so in the middle of fucking he’ll just answer the phone and make you shut up :((

Both of them together? You’re fucked. (literally haha) 

Kenma a bottom , 100%, just not as much as you.

Sex mostly means kuroo fucking you and sucking kenma off. 

“I wonder if everyone would still follow you if they  knew what a slut you are” 

“Kitten you have to be quiet for Daddy now, this call is important” 

“Look at that kenma, she’s cumming all over the place while drooling all over you!” 

Bokuto Kotaro and Akaashi Keji

The owl nest?  Yes Ma’am.

You were akaashis girlfriend first, but that meant you were practically dating Bokuto anyway. 

Akaashi? He loved it, you were just so cute when you tled to Kotaro! 

When he got excited, you got excited and you were just the cutest two babies in the world!

 The way you would talk for hours about nonsense and laugh about the stupidest things. 

Slowly but surely Akaashi braugh Bokuto into the relationship, and you had no objections! 

It started with small things like movie nights that turned into sleepovers that became full dates! 

Dates? Oh man you go on one almost every night! 

The movies! Bookstores! Restaurants! 

Even to the volleyball gym.

Sometimes Akaashi takes you to Bokuto’s games and you two just Cheer your lungs out!

This seems crazy but one time on your anniversary that took you to an owl farm! 

It was probably the funnest night of your life, and that was it all three of you knew that this was how you wanted to spend the rest of your lives. 

Nsfw 

Bokuto might be the driving force but Akaashi is the real mastermind behind the bedroom life. 

Sex mostly includs being railed by Bokuto for hours while Akaashi whispers sweet praises in your ears, telling you how good your gtaking Bokuto. 

Akaashi is also a firm believer in punishing people with toys,aka Bokuto getting ahead of himself and ignoring Akaashis commands which lands him tied up and a vibrator pressed to his sild until his orgass are dry :)

 Of course you are no better, cumming before your told or vene worse masterbating without permission. 

That lands you with a bunny vibrator, unable to move and just watching as Akasshi fucks Bokuto with your favorite dildo :( 

But if you'd just listen this would have never happened, just promise not to do it again! 

“Keji please, pease, wanna cum s-so bad” 

“Gee, you're just sucking him in huh? After all this time you still want more!” 

“You are just the prettiest little thing huh.” 

[renchinworld]

NCT DREAM AS TYPES OF GROOMS ♡

before, during and after the wedding

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, NCT DREAM! ♡

- gender neutral

- on crack, what’d u expect from this account lmao XD

- the picture qualities are Jurassic negative HD 0.4K but they still look good because dem visuals infinity/10

DISCLAIMER: Considering that not everyone has the same religion and wedding traditions, just imagine that this is for y’all own culture & religion’s weddings. Also, these men will be down to marry you a thousand times in one lifetime so.... conducting a ceremony again is no problem (that equates to more honeymoons and we love honeymoons).

♡ MARK

The “I do this for my squad, I do this for my gang” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: The type to inform family and friends a year before the actual wedding (he says it's an adult thing). You and Mark will have everything ready as early as possible so y'all can just chill as the date draws near. Will also be loud about it but not in an intentional way, he’s just neomu excited.

⊰⊹ DURING: Dude will throw finger guns to the guests *ehem* Johnny & Yuta *ehem* while he’s literally right next to the priest. He will also shed a few tears and laugh at himself for crying as he sees you walking down the aisle. Will never forget to thank God for blessing him with you ♡

⊰⊹ AFTER: Mark will dance with you in different genres (except there’s no twerking and grinding because you gotta leave space for Jesus). After the big reception, there will be a smaller reception at home with just you, him and yall parents before the actual honeymoon. He will do everything you like once you two are alone tho ;)

♡ RENJUN

The “You’ll remember this as the wedding of the century” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: Renjun's the type to write the most touching and heartfelt vow that will make you both cry and then add some savage twist at the end which will make everyone laugh (flashback to Haechan's birthday vlive). He will also make sure that everything--from the theme to the background music--is aesthetic af.

⊰⊹ DURING: Mans will 100% cry as he pictures you and him spending your entire lives together once he sees you walk down that aisle. Also, he is genuinely crying happy tears but will wipe them dramatically while he’s being filmed by your wedding videographer for ✧ remembrance and effect ✧

⊰⊹ AFTER: “Renjun, why is the temptation of wife OST playing in the background?”

He will sing close to your ear and give you a peck on the lips once in a while while everyone's busy partying. You two will greet the guests for a short while and then escape in a private plane to an island getaway for your honeymoon… it will take off in front of everyone because... ✧ art ✧ Also, get ready for the most romantic love making in Maldives ;)

♡ JENO

The “You thought it’d be no jam but it was actually the best wedding” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: Lets you take charge of planning, but when he suggests his ideas it’s so top notch that you’ll be all “why aren’t you saying more?” and it’s because he believes that the wedding is not as important as the person he is marrying (opposite to Jaemin: Jeno thinks you’ll be happier if he just lets you do whatever you want--as an act of letting you have freedom in your creativity). He’ll be super helpful if you need it tho so no worries.

⊰⊹ DURING: Will accidentally open your veil before the person in charge says “you may now kiss the bride/groom.” He doesn’t care about the cameras, all he sees is you, you and you. Jeno won't cry in the actual event but he will be teary eyed af for sure (he's saving the tears for when you guys are alone).

⊰⊹ AFTER: He will take all his chances to carry you and hold you in his arms all night long. Jeno’s signature eye smile will be plastered on his face all night. That innocent face also prepared a bed of roses and other surprises in your room ready for the honeymoon ;)

♡ HAECHAN

The “We’re not going home until someone blacks out” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: Haechan will pull a prank on you before the wedding so that you’ll coming running to him and he’ll see you (he can’t take the “you can’t see each other the night before the wedding” tradition because he misses you already). He will even make the vow writing a group activity lmao: “Whatchu writing?” “Haechan, stop looking! This is supposed to be a surprise.”

⊰⊹ DURING: He will tell everyone “I’m not gonna cry, that’s sus” but will definitely cry while laughing and get laughed at by family and friends lightheartedly. Haechan will say the funniest vows out of everyone but will also make you emotional because he can switch from being humorous to serious in 0.00001 second.

⊰⊹ AFTER: Reception is real party vibes; it’s not over until it’s game over. He might get bored eventually so you too will sneak out laughing in your wedding attires and just chill around the hotel’s swimming pools. He might also push you into a pool so he can save you and bathe you afterwards ;)

♡ JAEMIN

The “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: He’ll make the wedding planner question their entire existence (opposite to Jeno: Jaemin thinks you’ll be happier if he plans the wedding for you--as an act of service). He’ll be super open to your suggestions though and will immediately change up anything you don’t agree with so no worries.

⊰⊹ DURING: Jaemin will also give one of the funniest vows but it's because he's unintentionally funny in his speech delivery. He will say the sweetest and uplifting words, refraining from being too emotional because he doesn't want to see you cry... but you still do. Dude might do mild aegyo in front of everyone just to see you smile again (you know the finger on pouty lips one that he does with Renjun? Yep, that one).

⊰⊹ AFTER: He will drag you somewhere when everyone’s busy partying just so he can give you a kissth. He’s down to party with your family and friends but only if you’re always by his side. And he definitely won't care if the party's over or not--once he sees that you’re tired or want to be alone with him, he'll announce to everyone that you guys are gonna bounce… and bounce you shall ;)

♡ CHENLE

The “We can afford a Kardashian wedding but I’d rather keep it simple” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: Boi WILL 100% invite his bestie Stephen Curry. There will be three weddings: one for the grand wedding (at an arena for all of Shanghai to see--he doesn’t like this one but gotta keep those investors in check, you know?). Another for a small circle wedding (just family and friends). The last will be the “just the two of us casually exchanging chips and diamond rings while playing pubg” wedding

⊰⊹ DURING: Daddy Chenle will never forget to mention his son Mark in his vows and speeches. His whole clan will shower you with gifts and affection so much that he doesn’t know if he should be happy or annoyed because they’re not giving you two enough time to spend YOUR wedding together. He’s staying put though because hakuna matata #the scorpio side jumped out

⊰⊹ AFTER: No one else is allowed to touch you except for him. He will carry you bridal style away from the building and to his car so he can have you all to himself. He’ll definitely cry happy tears when it's just the two of you.

♡ JISUNG

The “We really should’ve married in secret instead” Groom

⊰⊹ BEFORE: Will let you take control of the event but will pitch in his creative ideas here and there. Jisung insists that you have a small wedding but the number of NCT members is far from small lol. There's also a high chance of a beach wedding because he loves the open area (gives him more space to breathe plus he’ll see Haechan and Renjun trying to drown each other in the distance and that’s free entertainment).

⊰⊹ DURING: Dude will 100% get clowned by the NCT members while saying his vows (honorable mention: dreamies). He might rap some of his words out of nervousness (which everyone finds cute because it is). He will be all shy and awkward at first and then surprise everyone by his sudden bold moves (e.g. dip you as he kisses you, say the sweetest things). He will also cry happy tears as he sees you walk down that aisle.

⊰⊹ AFTER: He's truly grateful for all the support and love of everyone who attended but as an introvert and an Aquarius Plus Pro Max, he’ll be wishing on the inside that everyone just goes home already so you two can have fun alone. Mans will still get clowned by the members even during the reception but he doesn’t mind because he’s clowning them back now. His hand will be glued to your waist all night and he will sneak in a few kisses here and there.

♡ OT7:

- Everyone will get clowned by the other members regardless of the event so a wedding isn’t an exception. So either you protect your husband or join in on the light teasing... or both. 

- You may also get clowned. It’s NCT we’re talking about.

- This is a work of fiction. Except the clownery & RenHyuck drowning each other in Jisung’s wedding. That’s true to life.

Happy Anniversary to our Dreamies >u< we love you guys sm!