#it's so funny? compared to twitter and insta

[shironoegakite]

Sky: Children of the Light x Tears of the Kingdom

Is there even an sky community here? No? Okay.

Anyways, have these two I made and didn't post here lmao, they're 1/4 and 2/4 (because sky dailies.)

[ingravinoveritas]

I personally think its disgusting of what she posted yet again its all about her and she the reason why micheal keeps trending 4th day oh please he was trending for days before she came in the picture. And for someone who has no career and basically living off her parter who works so hard and been ill with virus the last few days and haven't been able to perform and she post this. Taking the credit for something that has nothing to do with her. He very grateful that she keep him grounded what that suppose to mean ? He was doing better before she came in the picture since he been with her his career have been slowed a little and she probably the reason for it

What do u say ?

Oh, boy. I saw this a little while ago, and all I could think was that the bar is so low at this point--like halfway between the fourth and fifth circles of Hell--and this still somehow falls short.

I know there has been a lot of talk about the t-shirt Anna is wearing (which was a gift from a fan at the stage door of Nye), but for me, the t-shirt is the least concerning part of all this. It's a reference to a quote from Staged (it's the title of a season 1 episode, in fact), and I am sure Michael found it funny. The only problem is that without the context of why it's a joke, it actually just isn't that funny. And it sets the stage for everything else that is happening.

Which brings me to the caption she wrote, which was what primarily caught my attention. The reason Michael is currently trending on Twitter (X, whatever we're calling it) is because of the overwhelmingly positive response to The Assembly, which aired last Friday night. He is receiving a tremendous amount of praise for being on the show, how he spoke to the interviewers, and the respectful and joyous atmosphere that was cultivated on the show. And rather than allude to any of that--not to mention Michael being sick recently, or the trip they went on to Disneyland Paris--Anna made Michael trending on Twitter about her.

That is what stands out to me the most. The idea of "keeping him grounded" that is coming across more like kicking someone when he is already down. That he somehow needs that, and that she would have us believe he is "grateful" to her for, what...comparing him to a loud bird? Repeatedly making fun of his looks and interests without a shred of respect or affection behind it? I'm also confused by the implication (and the irony) that Michael somehow has a large ego that needs to be kept in check when she is the one coming across as self-involved in this Insta story. So, yes. I'm at a bit of loss here.

I just keep thinking of the things she could have said instead. How she could have uplifted Michael, wished him well on returning to the stage tonight after several days' absence, said how she was glad to have spent time with him or taken care of him while he was ill. Just something that would give him a reason to hold his head high. But I guess it might just be easier to convince herself/everyone else that he is smiling if his head is hanging down instead.

I am just glad Michael is out performing again tonight and getting to be on stage and do the thing he truly loves to do. But those are my thoughts, and I'd be glad to hear from my followers about what you think, regardless of whether you agree or disagree...

[sssunflowersmiles]

Holgers insta posts ranging from happy birthday mama ily ❤️🥰🥰🥰 to thirst trap compared to his twitter where it's think pieces, iconic replies and 'no offence to my opponent' is so funny 😭😭 never change Holger never change 🫶🏻

(also don't get a pr manager, for the love of god please don't 🤞🏻)

[ryuucha]

Ah, hello?

Um, I don’t usually post something like this but I feel I need to.

I’m curently mostly on twitter, and if you’re there you know how rollercoaster that site is hahaha. Not sure why I’ve been hesitant to open either tumblr or insta..….. and truthfully, I’ve been having some anxiety with my own drawing ability even though I keep drawing things for a long while…

But just now I open this site and sees people still liking and reblogging my very old arts with very kind, funny, excited tags and comments? Specifically the drawings I made just because I want to draw it??

You don’t know how much that suddenly makes me smile, how it oddly makes me feel lighter today and think that It’s ok to just draw what I want, things I like, without doubting and comparing myself to other people constantly even to my own friends.… Makes me miss the time when I don’t think much of what people will think, or fearing that I miss out on the trend when I post my drawings.. even if the feeling only last for a day, I think it’s a good progress.. I’ll remind myself to remember this. This is also the main reason why I write this.

I’m trying to rebuild things, crossposting some of the arts I made, and hopefully I can open an international store for my merch and comic soon.

Lastly, I’m not that good at writing words that exactly best fit with what I feel, and sometimes I don’t know what to say at all. For those still around and cheering on me even though I now rarely post here, thank you so much. I wish you all the good things in life!

[twopoppies]

Hi Gina ! Hope you are doing well. I am quite new here but there's always been a question in the back of my mind when thinking about Harry's use of social media... Is there a reason Harry doesn't use Twitter much? I mean he posts on Instagram when he's touring, he has posted a few Insta stories here and there, but he's never on Twitter. Do we know why? I was on Twitter this morning & I was kind of surprised that he hasn't posted in a year (since December 2022, literally). He just isn't on Twitter anymore... Could it be because of the general toxicity on Twitter (I mean, the people are kind of ruthless over there) ?

Again, I'm quite new here so I don't know much about this, but when I compare his use of social media to other celebs that I like, there seems to be a general absence from social media on his part lol (obviously he doesn't have to post anything, it was just something I've noticed). Thank you for reading this (and sorry if you've already answered that question)!

Hi, sweetheart. Harry used to be on Twitter and IG a lot. And he was so funny and often very cheeky. When he went solo one of the things he said he did was try to “claw back” some of his privacy and not have every part of his life on display for the public. Part of this involved reducing his use of social media.

I think he also recognized how toxic it was and how unhealthy it was for him to have to read the things people said about him. Ultimately, his IG became strictly career focused with the very occasional personal post—like the 10-year 1D anniversary post—or, now and then, an IG story.

I just think he really has stopped giving the world so much of himself and now limits the glimpses we get of his personality to his concerts, an occasional interview, and his music.

[mossy-paws]

I used to follow you on instagram, wonder why you went dark, but thats none of my buisness, and I find you via a image of a griffin lady tearing her shirt off from a roblox game????

Immense improvement, cant wait to see more.

HELP yeaaaaaah i used to be on insta, i just don’t really like the platform that much compared to like twitter or tumblr, especially because the algorithm on there is so horribly jank, insta also just doesn’t really like. Exist for PHIGHTING like as in there’s no fandom there and I’m really just not in a place to try to help start one if that makes sense, it was too stressful juggling tumblr/instagram at the same time and Twitter/tumblr is much better on my mental health 💔

I find it really funny how THAT was how you refound me LMFAOOOOO I’m glad your sticking around HEHE

[skepticalarrie]

Allie, I just saw H' insta story. Isn't it kinda offending and not cool. It's like he's taking a dig at us. It's your show bro, you should see to it that the prices are at a normal range. We aren't rich like you. I hate to compare Louis and Harry, but Louis is literally so good with what he's doing for affordability and fans in general. I really don't think H doesn't has any say in all these vip princing for his shows. It's all about principles I guess.

I don’t think it’s about that, I think people making it about price tickets are missing the point *completely* I’m sorry. Yes, Harry’s tickets are ridiculously expensive, like a lot of other artists that are as hyped as he is right now. Maybe Harry could try to do something about it and make it more affordable?? Absolutely! But to be honest I think he’s just playing the game and that’s how it is.

As for the sign… it was obviously a joke IMO, I have no idea if that person actually went into debt or whatever and that’s not my problem (or Harry’s). The point this person was trying to make (and when you translate the sign to portuguese this becomes so obvious) was that they did a lot to be there so they deserve to be noticed. Which is basically the same as those stupid signs he used to read in america “I ran over a deer on my way here” “I missed someone’s funeral to be here” “I got fired to be here”. It’s all the same thing, I have no idea why Harry encourages these kinds of signs so much, clearly most of them are not even real, it’s just people trying to be noticed. So IMO the sign is obviously a joke, but not a funny one. On top of that, and what’s more concerning, is that encourages the behaviour of competition of who is “real” fan, better fans are the ones going to every single show, no matter what. Real fans buy everything, go everywhere, stalk him, etc. It’s the only way of showing their love. It’s such a toxic fandom culture. I had an anon very recently talking about this kind of behaviour on twitter, it’s fucked up! So that’s why I hate it, it’s not that deep, but I don’t think he should be encouraging that anyway, I think it’s annoying.

[lietpolski]

Denmark, 0! (I'm so glad they added an all option!)

!!! ok here we go :D

1) what would their social media page/activity be like: i've discussed this w/ a friend but i think denmark is the most technologically capable after sweden! i think on twitter he's a little more professional (but he loves rting feel-good stuff) BUT he shines on insta. it's full of artsy pictures of the danish countryside and embarrassing videos of him and his friends on his stories :,)

2) what animal they remind me of: i don't care that it's predictable that man is a puppy!!!! manga denmark is a golden retriever but anime denmark is a yippy chihuahua with that fucking voice

3) my thoughts on their design/aesthetic alone: LOVE!! i think his canon outfit is really nice compared to.... whatever the other four are doing!! his hair is dumb but it's dumb /affectionate /i love him

4) physical headcanons: i got a few! he's an early bird!! and a light sleeper. physique-wise he's the second tallest nordic and he has BIG ass arms (an axe was his main weapon so!! makes sense to me!) he has a huge sweet tooth + he loves pastries!! but his favourite is whatever norway bakes because he's a softie :) as for actual food.... this man survives on sandwiches hot dogs and beer. get well soon x

5) social headcanons: denmark is the nordic with the most friends outside of the group!! finland comes close, because everyone loves finland and he has estonia & hungary, but i think denmark's outside friendships are more involved! a strip that really stuck with me is one during the denmark-norway period, where he goes to the netherlands and asks him to give him the buddy price on weaponry and ned agrees despite how he usually is :,) within the group, i see him as having an older-brother-but-kinda-dad relationship with iceland. sweden and him are close now and they're just the brothers who had a fallout but now r coping by insulting themselves jokingly (only when they're a few drinks in sometimes it's not a joke). he and fin only became close in later centuries but their personalities are super compatible so they're great friends!! and he and norway... oughghhg you're talking to dennor lover #1 here HAH to me they've been basically on-and-off in love for 1100 years or so :,) i'll go more into it in a future post so i'll stop here but!! yeah!!

6) psychological headcanons: i feel like i covered most of this in my denmark analysis!! but hm yeah for me his greateast fear is for sure isolating his family again. and despite how carefree he acts, i think he weighs his decisions very carefully because of what happened in the past when he didn't. i think he's actually really good with dealing with anger in modern day (he's had a lot of practice) but he regrets how he used to be before. speaking of before!! i love to think abt him from the viking era to approximately the late 1500s just... cocky bloodthirsty denmark is really fun to explore and i think people should play it up more instead of making him p much as sweet as in modern times! i dont think he wouldve been anything like that to anyone but his family and own people (also animals btw this guy loves animals 100%)

7) ship(s) with them that i like or at least consider: in terms of like... my version of canon i'm a dennor soloshipper i think :,) BUT i find denmark/norway/finland/sweden fun to think about!! also denmark/estonia is a rarepair i think is veryvery cute. and some classic nedden never hurt anyone!

8) made-up connections with other characters that weren't in the canon (friends, enemies, whatever): yes!! estonia as i just mentioned! he was danish land once and he's a nordic fanboy now so they have to have some kind of relationship! also prussia; i know they do have the whole awesome trio thing going on, BUT i think historical denmark & prussia is not spoken about enough. the 2 were on the same side all the time back then!! finally i find it really funny if he and poland get on each others nerves HAH again because of historical reasons!

9) headcanons about their past: again covered a lot of these already but!! here's one that's a little different. denmark was the first to become christian, and i think he would've annoyed the fuck out of norway and sweden (who were still norse pagan) about it! sometimes it just got him exasperated eye rolls, sometimes it got him beheaded, yk how it goes

10) content about them I'd like to see more of: anything i love denmark sosososo much more iceland & denmark content!!! i adore norway & iceland don't get me wrong but they for sure overshadow ice & dan when it comes to familial dynamics and it's a shame! also i think a lot of the historical content focuses on the viking era, the fall of the kalmar union or 1814, and i'd like to see more of him in the 1500s-1700s!! he was up to interesting stuff!!

[better-queer-rep]

something I think is funny about tumblr culture is the way we gush over our mutuals and can't believe any of them follow us back. They're like gods/goddesses to us all

I can't think of any other social media site where that happens that way.

Twitter - bunch of people screaming at each other about random stuff

Facebook - a place that reminds you of everyone's birthdays because you'd forget otherwise

insta - no thoughts, just pictures

Idk...I'm not on that many social media sites anymore so maybe I'm missing something that compares, but it's definitely unique

[failsquirrel]

it's so funny when articles act like this site went the way of myspace and became a ghost town immediately after the porn ban. it takes 5 mins to come on here and see that isnt true, the userbase has certainly shrunk but it is definitely an active website. just look at this post, it was made post-pornban, 100k+ people have interacted with it. however i think there may be a reason for that "dead site" mindset.

it might not actually be this deep but here's my overanalysis: it isn't about the site not having any posting activity, it's about the site not being able to be marketed to, tracked and exploited to the same level of other sites. all of the more "typical" (idk a better word for this) people moved to instagram, twitter, tiktok etc. and the people that are left here are those with more fringe views on capitalism and advertising. the site also doesn't encourage people to share their personal information the way other social media sites do, and doesn't require things such as a phone number to sign up for.

obviously there is advertising and tracking. almost every site nowadays has it. but its very small compared to apps such as insta and tiktok. plus users here are not going to react to it in the same way users on the more mainstream sites will. and so this might as well be a dead site since they can't wring enough money out of it idk i might be talking nonsense here but as someone who's decently versed in the mindset of advertisers thanks to college it would definitely fit with how they see the internet

occasional posts from users

[historixally-accurate]

falls through the ceiling and lands in your inbox...hey gold. thanks for the concern, i appreciate it </3 life unfortunately hasnt gotten easier lately, im still mad busy and slated to be even busier until like late november. god get me out of here i just want to draw minecraft men!!!!!!!!! [insert my school's name here] you are NOT skibidi for this. rolls comically into a table in my despair. hope you survived math tuition and it wasnt too bad. again i hope my little ezsay can make you smile :) lets get started !

i did see the fulham stream you were talking about, but i was busy and couldnt pop in T_T i would love to talk but im still relatively new to the mcsr fandom, and im really self conscious, haha. i agree with you, fulham's chat seems really nice! although i dont really have anything to compare it to, other than mr hax's chat...ive only recently started to talk outside of posting my art, and my twitch account is uh. a few days old. i was a youtube viewer before this, and i made a twitch account just to watch mr 21mustard u_u my friends joke about how im an old person because im borderline social media allergic. this is NOT TRUE. JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NO TIKTOK TWITTER OR INSTA INSTALLED DOESNT MEAN I AM GERIATRIC!!!! madge. the best thing thats come out of this is the joke that my favourite social media is google classroom. (it is not. i swear on my apple pencil its not.)

i agree that the change from the T score system to the A level system was a huge one and aftually i still dont know if i agree with that. ill send my best wishes to the next batch of juniors too. godspeed midgets😍

love that ur picking up slang from fein and fulham. i also believe theyre explodable. and may i also suggest "weird" as a replacement word. idk man... speaking of speech patterns beong affected, i think i can be deadpan sometimes. a result of watching too much content of my deadpan content creators, i guess. COUGH zylenox COUGH gamerboy80. 80 specifically, lol.

its so good to finally have someone to relate to about never being awake for content drops/streams. before this i was kinda resigned to forever being behind on infodrops. so when i was still in a largely western fandom i would just wake up every day, open up tumblr and quietly observe whatever shitshow had happened last night. mcsr gives me hope. it really does. im not joking when i say i was a grade A lurker >_> i didnt have a proper mutual until this year when i joined mcsr :)

god you mentioning your emerald design reminds me i DO STILL NEED TO GET TO KNOW EMERALD... i still know next to nothing about him help. dyou have any recommendations on where to start :D? AND I AM AN AVID FUNNY WATCHER AS WELL. im terminally down bad for alisster compliations and funny channels. using the word baby sensory is crazy😭😭its lowkey true though. personally a funny clip to me is from the vid "minecraft speedrunners with above average IQ". its the clip where anjou spills his yoghurt and screams in deapair. yes i know theres something wrong with me.

my mom gave up on saying gen alpha slang, but my dad uses it at all the wrong moments. nightmare flashback to when he said "sigma" in the larger family GC when wishing someone a happy birthday💀i nearly died of second hand embarrassemnt. HAPPY TO HEAR THAT OUR HUMOUR IS SIMILIAR!!! my humour is always described as degenerate by some of my friends jokingly. in my defense my sense of humour hasnt developed past p4 humour. skibidiest griddy is crazy btw i hope you know i broke out into the widest smile when i saw that.

about fein and mime, upon further reflection, theyre the same person in different flavours. okay but they both have the same snark even though they express it in different ways. maybe im not making sense here ill stop rambling. and i think your emerald design is really cool man. call you ramsey cause my man is COOKING STRAIGHT GAS💥💥💥LIGHT IT UP

finally another milk before cereal perosn😭😭😭i thought this day would never come. https://youtu.be/MyWGw1x26NU?si=lojmAq_b2NCMSNcB please watch this. literally all of hbg pours cereal first with the exception of my goat ninjabrain. i use my spoon to meaure the amount of milk to pour in the bowl every time (i pour till the level of milk reaches the spoon handle etc), so i just vary the amount of cereal i put in. people who get so heated up discussing these sorts of things are so funny. i love casually dropping my milk first fact into IRL conversations when i first meet people to see if i can get em riled up. its probably gives them a horrible impression. just wait until i reveal i can do a split with my stomach on the floor. freaky.

giving a whole gastronomic analysis of pineapple on pizza is absolutely Wild but go off king! when you say chips my brain goes to potato chips. do you actually mean you eat potato chips with tomato sauce...wtf. what taste buds.... but thats still not the worst ive heard, i guess??? the weirdest combination ive heard is ranch suace with WATERMELON. WATERMELON. LITERALLY WHAT IS THAT. whats the wierdest youve heard of??

food rewards in return for good grades wow. i dont think ive ever heard that one before. where do you find that shit in SG??? i swear no place serves that. unless im dumb help.

I SEE YOUVE ALSO WATCHED THE DRUNK SILVARRUNS FUNNY VID. tahts shit was so funny bro i swear its the goddamn drunk ahh finger waggle that gets me every time. and the insistent "redlime. REDLIME BAN __" . and the fact that fein literally had time to get elytra and loiter aroundthe end long enough to build an I heart U while silver was struggling drunk. then he proceeded to snatch the win from silver literally what is wrong with them.

you deserve all the compliments btw your mime art mever misses. i loved the latest talkingmime thumbnail art btw. thumbnail game banging.

have a gyattastic day and a rizzful night! dead tired but hey the grind never stops (i literally still have lessons tomorrow. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SCHOOL.) hope youre alright :D

see you soon, sgmcsr anon

p.s. I RECENTLY SMASHED MY PB IN MINESWEEPER. i can now clear a medium in under a minute smile. next goal is a sub 50 u_u best of luck for your own speedrunning shenanigans :>

oh my god anon I'm so sorry I too have been so busy I just. haven't built the energy to respond 😭😭😭 IM SORRY but I'm on a bus to amath tuition so I have time <3

nonnie if you have time. you have to hop into the fulham stream.. it's awesome. tilted ranked queuing by yours truly (mr fulham) and so many nice chat members... I've never talked in hax or mustard chat ever... but I do miss hax hackingnoisess..... where is he. ALSO I WAS LIKE. YESTERDAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT HAX WAS FROM HONG KONG????? insane. I didn't know?!?! and MONGEY LIVES IN AUSTRALIA.. absolutely wild 😭 and fyroahs from Vietnam... the Asian mcsr community is GROWING. this is such a dub.

don't worry about not having social media because although I have Instagram, I don't have tiktok (thank god). YouTube shorts and Instagram reels have already cocked up my brain so. no more tiktok <3 I think it's walright to not have social medias, I deleted twitter 2 weeks back and I have never felt so much peace ever.. wonderful... no politics... wonderful mongey life..

I TRULY WISH THE P6s WHO GOT THEIR PSLE SCORES A VERY HAPPY GOOD LUCK AND IT ISNT THE END OF THE WORLD.. godspeed to all the brainrotted midgets... near, far and wide.... santa is calling for his elves..

apart from the stuff I've picked up from fein and fulham, I've picked up shit like "unlucky" or "insane" from desktopfolder and other mcsrs ^_^ "HOOOOOLLLYYY" from couriway, or "RIGHT..." from every other mcsr that streams. I'd say my personality is now just a mix of fruitberries and everything else. I don't know. please don't judge me... I watch fulham, mime, and mongey the most in terms of streams, but i dont think I've picked up anything from them :') also about the grade a lurker? most of my subjects before EOY were subpar. after finding mcsr I got 4/7 As for my subjects :3 mcsr saves lives on god

sadly emerald doesn't have any funny channels, he only has his twitch highlights </3 they're all equally as funny. gen alpha speech has RUINED ME.

(update it is 3 25 pm I got cooked)

continuing on, I cannot go one sentence without the word skibidi. feinberg as polluted my speech. help. svae me. I need to be. normal. I hope I am funny. I hope. I just hope. people say I'm funny but guys I don't know!

YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT MIME AND FEIN BEING THE SAME PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT FONTS. I love them oh so dearly. I would die for the mime and fein duo. save me... save me..... I don't think my art is that good 😭 there's stuff I can definitely improve in, I don't know why people hype it up so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but thank you nonetheless <3

I watched that video. I am absolutely appalled that none of them put milk before cereal. EXCEPT MY GOAT MR NINJABRAIN. bless his soul 😭 for me, the amount of milk depends on the amount of cereal I put. so if I put half a bowl of cereal, I do a quarter bowl of milk so it soaks enough ^_^ it makes it taste nicer. I don't really gaf about how people eat their cereal, I just like the expression people make when I tell them I say one or the other way LMAOOOOOOOOO awesome. they are so shocked.

listen buddy I will defend pineapples on pizza with my LIFE. it's one of my favourite foods ever, I'm sorry Italians :') okay if I explain that ketchup and tomato chips are like chips with salsa would thst make it sound more appealing?? because that's the case for me 😭 I SWEAR I AM NOT THAT WEIRD PELASE.. ranch and watermelon is fucking RANCID what the hell. I don't like ranch unless it's the wingstop ranch, DONT MIX BOTH. THATS FUCKING REVOLTING.

idt there's any places in SG that do that, but some tuition centres give you free snacks sometimes (like mine) . yay. free snack.

THE SILVERR MODS FINGER WAGGLE AND SHOO SHOO AWAY ACTION IS HILARIOUS AND HAS BECOME A DAILY PRACTICE. I DO IT EVERY HOUR. IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. shoutout my AA goat feinberg aa minecraft for still oblitersting him despite getting the elytra and writing a whole ass message out of blocks for him 😭😭😭😭 drunkenruns my spirit animal.

THANK YOU... SHOUTOUT TALKINGMIMEFUNNY FOR COMMING ME.. I had fun. the video was so awesome. I'm happy people like the thumbnail as much as I do :'3 YEAH

anyway, that's enough gold yapping, have yet another mongeyful pyun pyun kawaii night or day ahead, I'm going to go grind out my feinberg cosplay lmao.

(ps THATS FUCKING SICK. good job anon... I want to really pick up minesweeper. so cool. so cool.)

obligatory mime doodle. doodle. doodle.

[golbrocklovely]

As much as the boys find their musicallys cringey I kinda love them, maybe because most of them are adorable. They tried so hard and at times clearly had fun with it, though I can understand why they stopped. It was a fun time full of content back then though compared to now where we get barely anything for months on end and then suddenly a huge content drop as we approach October.

what's so funny is YEARS ago, back when i first joined the fandom, there was a video that had all of their musicallys in it, and it was an hour and thirty minutes long. it got deleted or removed a couple years back. so as someone that watched all of their musicallys at one point, ngl.... most of them aren't that cringey. i don't think they're non-embarrassing either, but i don't think they are like 'wake up in a cold sweat from a dream' type of cringe lol

tbh they were just doing what everyone else was doing. i actually think their tiktoks from the trap house 2.0 era are more embarrassing bc they were trying too hard to be funny.

i get why things are more spaced out now. i think in a way they ran themselves thin doing what they used to do. bc at one point, they were posting on twitter once a day, once a day on insta, and then sometimes twice a week on youtube. then things calmed down a little, but they would still post once a week on every platform and that can be exhausting and really time consuming. not to mention the internet isn't exactly the most lovely place to be on all the time, so it's mentally taxing to do it like that anymore. colby outwardly admitted to being unable to read comments all that much anymore so.... i get it. it sucks, but i get it.

[jan-uinely]

lol so as i have literally no life [before the quarantine, during the quarantine, after the quarantine] but especially during the quarantine, i have created a burner insta to literally just look at pretty pictures and follow drag. so the number of lives that i watch is ridiculous [up from zero as of like 2? weeks ago]. anyways i am in TEARS bc lagoona and rose were on live prepping for the insta thing and jan just pops into the comments trying to get their attention [and they don’t see it so she asks for help getting attention] and suddenly everyone is all like JAN NEEDS YOU TO CALL HER and it was just the funniest thing to me. 

[frankcastleonlyfans]

𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄, 𝐋.𝐏

pairing: lee pace x girlfriend!reader

summary: everyone is short compared to lee

words: 699

reblogs, feedbacks and likes are appreciated. i hope you like it!

18+ warning

warnings: none!!

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The thing that most people comment about my relationship with Lee is our height difference. Most of the time we don't really care about it, and it doesn't affects us in any way, but, we can't just ignore it. It's there, and it makes it's presence when I'm on tip toes trying to get something from the heightest shelf in kitchen, or when we're on a plane and he doesn't really fit much of the space. Sometimes I call him "big bird" when he is annoying me, and he calls me "shortcake" all the time. Also, when we're walking our dog out people gives us funny looks. And I'm not even that short, I'm 5'4, but everyone is short around my boyfriend's 6'5 tall figure.

It's hella cute to see a big man as Lee, walking a tiny black flat coated retriever on the streets. Even though walking Gus out drives attention, being seen around with me gives people enough to talk about, so we just have been avoiding to get out of the house together. Long enough to people start speculating we broke up. Which is funny, because we just got engaged.

"Gus, go tell your father that dinner is ready," I said to the dog beside me, that went running out of the kitchen.

We're celebrating our "one week engagement", so I made Swedish meatballs with spaghetti for the occasion. I'm not very good at the kitchen, and that's one of the reasons I still ask myself "what have this man seen in me?", but I still try to impress him. Lee on the other hand is a great cooker. I wonder if there's something he can't do.

After I set the table, I poured us some wine and waited for my fiancé while scrolling through my twitter time-line. It's funny to read people's theories about our "possible break-up".

"HI honey, I'm sorry it took me so long," Lee says while walking down the stairs. He comes in my direction and leans down to leave a peck in my lips. "What are you reading?" He points to my phone.

"People are saying you're one of the most eligible bachelors in Hollywood at the moment," I smirked at him and he scoffed rolling his eyes.

"Please, it's only have been four months since we're last seen together. I don't understand how people can jump to that "break-up" conclusion so fast," Lee commented, taking a full fork of spaghetti to his mouth.

"To be fair, you've been only posting pictures of Gus on your insta..." I shrugged.

"It's your fault, shortcake. You say you don't like to exposes us so much," He raised one brow at me.

"Yeah, I don't like to see people saying the same things all the time. It's kinda frustrating having everyone pointing out our height difference in the comments of every single picture of us," I mumbled and he took his hand to meet mine in a supportive way, his thumb caressing the back of my hand.

"I know, I'm sorry baby. You know I would shrink myself for you if I could," Lee said and I snorted, sipping from my glass of wine.

"You're so silly, big bird" I looked at him with a silly smile on my face.

"And yet, you love me madly. I must've been doing something right," He shrugged and I bit my lip.

"I can think a couple things you're doing just right," I murmured under my breath as I sipped from the wine, and I could feel his burning gaze at me, just as well his wicked smirk.

"Oh, really? Mind to list those things for me?" Lee said in his low voice, putting down his cutlery. I finished my glass, feeling a little more naughty because of the alcohol.

"I could spend the rest of the night listining all the great things you do to me, or... we could just go to our room so I can show you in practice," I bit my lip harder as I pressed my thighs together, and I watched his look getting darker in lust.

"Oh shortcake, I'm about to add some more things to your list."

[lizardsfromspace]

Enjoying all the people trying to TAKE DOWN cynical takes comparing all the crypto ads in 2022's Super Bowl to all the Dot-Com ads in 2000's Super Bowl & in the process revealing that they. Have no idea what "Dot Com" actually means

Like hohoho, you say Dot Coms fell, but you're posting this on Twitter, on your iPhone, and posting on Insta and-

None of those were? Dot Coms? Apple is a hardware company from the 70s, and the others came about years after the Dot Com boom.

Like, "Dot Com" doesn't...mean...all online commerce. They aren't saying internet shopping fell somehow. It specifically means the massive wave of e-commerce businesses in the late 90s and early 00s where terrible ideas got outrageous funding, or good ideas (a lot of modern delivery apps have Dot Com precursors) expanded too quickly, only to inevitably fail. Like, a lot of them spent that funding on ads and vanished after.

It's just funny that one of crypto-nerd's rationalizations is rewriting the Dot Com boom to be some kind of rejection of the internet, Dot Com to just be any commerce website, and to see the continued popularity of any internet business as somehow evidence that Dot Coms never experienced a "fall"

Also the Dot Com ads had sock puppets in them while the crypto ads are universally smug and even defensive so, Dot Coms stay winning

[serpenteve]

The soc book fandom is much bigger than the sab one but in the grander scheme of things, neither of them hold a candle to the actual show's fandom now and even less to what it will become, from what I see on social media platforms, Tumblr but especially the bigger ones like twitter and Instagram, in terms of ships so far, darklina seems to be winning, there was even a hilarious tweet from an soc fan with like 1k likes about how they're bitter the books got made into a movie bc they knew darklina would be the biggest ship and it happened and they said we'll pay for it or something... 🤣 🤣. The soc books were/are popular but compared to big book franchises they're very very small, obviously a show on Netflix is gonna have much more exposure and so far darklina seems to be very beloved by the stans and the locals but also very hated which is quite funny and reminds me of reylo on a smaller scale, where we're busy making content and the rest of the people are holding pitchforks wanting to burn is a the altar for simply existing. My favorite thing about all of this besides the fact that we get do much great stuff and fanfiction will be our lord and savior after whatever shit they pull in S2 bc I've already read multiple with a better magic system, better characterization than lb could even muster in her lifetime, it's the fact that I am crossing my fingers that they got a review about the most popular things and it is again darklina and Aleksander if twitter/Tumblr/insta/imdb/YouTube are to go by, idk about tiktok that site is a hellscape full of the dumbest takes to ever manifest out of mankind so I do not venture there, anyway my point is, imagining lb fuming over this fact brings me some small measure of relief and satisfaction.And if these things were not based on books where we knew the ending and I've seen a lot of people unwilling to watch bc they know darklina will not be endgame, and if we weren't sliding towards a repeat of the 19th century where people but this time women are trying to tell us what to enjoy lest it corrupt our minds and we become whores (ie if this was the TVD/twilight era) the fandom would be at least twice as big and we could've been able to bully them by sheer size into a darklina endgame but more importantly a darkling redemption bc it's what he deserves.

I'm so dumb that hadn't really even thought about how many new fans would be joining from the Netflix show! I kind of assumed the only people who would be watching would be all the original trilogy fans and SoC fans and that maybe the show would spark some interest from people who've never heard of the books but that it would only be marginal ☠️

But judging solely on AO3, the number of fics for Darklina has shot through the roof. Like, I think prior to the show, we had maybe like 300 fics? And that was from the entirely of 2012-2020 and now it's surpassed 700 new fics in since the show's release 😂

The Darklina thirst is real 👀

I actually don't expect them to change the show's ending, but considering how the majority of the trilogy fandom was already fueled by a mountainous foundation of spite, tears, and rage after that garbage ending, it can really only mean MORE Darklina fics and content 🙇🏽‍♀️