Someone needs to get Joel off of Minecraft building this many “biggest buildings” can’t be good for the mental health
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I drew max jägerman!!!!! I'm so happy with this drawing
Max is also on of my favorites, he steals the show everytime he gets on stage
Long version beneath the cut
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And today in WHY THE ABSOLUTE TAPDANCING CHRIST DO YOU RUN A HOMELESS SHELTER IF THIS IS HOW YOU GONNA ACT
client: so my close relative is on life support and it a family decision whether or not we pull the plug. I have strong feelings and am going to go to the hospital to see him and give my vote for the family decision. Can you hold my bed if I’m not back by curfew?
Friend coworker: I’ll ask Boss but I can almost guarantee we can’t hold your bed.
Me, waving my arms futilely from my cube behind them attempting to communicate telepathically: I am the most Lawful Good person you will meet in your life and I swear to you this is an instance where it is better to ask forgiveness than permission. Just tell operations to do it.
Client: oh thank you so much
Fc: don’t thank me yet.
Boss: I’m disinclined to do it. I don’t want to give people the impression we just, ya know, hold beds.
Fc, audibly upset: I’ll tell her we can’t hold the bed.
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!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Not even “okay but I want you to verify the story first, is one of her family members willing to take a call”
Just “no.”
…I was seriously considering looking for something else before this.
I’ll be updating my resume tonight.
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I love whenever someone accuses rui of doing something he literally did or would do and he goes :( why would you say that about me (fake crying) Nobody Care Me… & everyone who has met him before is just like 😐 knock it off. Even funnier when emu joins the bit… tsukasa and nene are like rui are going to do something insane? And he’s doing his crocodile tears bit like I would never do such a thing and emu is like you made him cry!!! why would you do that!!!
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