#it's really not that serious
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i feel like people here are taking things like ppl buying labubus too seriously. they're just cute dolls/bag hangers. people like them so they buy them. ppl who buy labubus aren't doing anything inherently evil just because you don't like them.
#like ur allowed to think labubus are ugly or whatever#and i get that things getting scalped and sold for a ridiculous price is bad#but someone getting joy from a little trinket?#why is that bad?#you don't need to have a moral high ground over everything#it's really not that serious#scout says words
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I find it amusing that some folks here keep entire blogs dedicated to hating a single fictional character and every relationship they have. You say you hate this character, but they also live rent-free in your head 24/7. That's a lot of commitment for something you don't like.
#i was looking for some shippy stuff and came across this one blog with a lot of bold opinions#and while i didn't entirely disagree with them on everything they said about this one character and their relationships#the way they expressed themselves in their various posts was still like... woah#calm down#it's really not that serious
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seems counterintuitive to:
- go into a ship tag - write a whole-ass essay on why people shouldn't ship the thing, with arguments that are 100% based on personal HCs and not the actual source material - declare you've got an agenda to convince people not to ship it - block anyone who's either politely like: "hello, are actual fans of this ship the audience you're going for? would you be cool with untagging this?" or "hey, i think your argument has flaws in it <CITES CONCRETE EVIDENCE>"
like, what is this person actually trying to accomplish? genuine question
#if you can't stand the thought of people engaging with what you wrote#ESPECIALLY when it's about something as low-stakes as a children's comic#then it's probably not a very good argument#and you're better off staying in your lane#if you feel that strongly about it; at least be willing to talk with actual humans about it#commit to the bit!!#i cannot relate to this mentality at all LMAO#at the end of the day; we're all just expressing ourselves by shoving barbie dolls together#it's really not that serious
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lots of people on this website have superiority and self worth complexes themed around being "good kids" and once you notice it it's so obvious in like every other mental health and parenting and psychiatry post
#like sorry you base your entire sense of worth on the fact that you followed rules as an 8 year old#I'm going back in time to chew up your eraser#it's most blatant in the way every feel good inner child post reads like “and if you were a Bad Kid then you were actually a Good Kid on the#inside“ or some shit#first of all lmao. second of all children don't really have moral positions they just filter their environments through themselves#sometimes you look back and understand that you were an asshole to your peers because you were all at developmental ages and your life#sucked#it's really not that serious#but you don't see them saying that because theyre holding onto the idea of ontological Goodness that lets them position themselves above#other people as adults#youre not going to get a lollipop for it!!!#txt
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#i don't believe that people for serious reasons sort their books any way but by author#and then obviously by release date/series within that#i am being told that i am being JUDGY#also if you sort your books any other way HOW DO YOU FIND THEM#i really need to know#polls#can't believe i forgot to include genre in here
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Everybody do the wenis!
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#artists on tumblr#animation#dropout#game changer#sam reich#ify nwadiwe#mike trapp#siobhan thompson#pic#couldn't help myself from doodling this up#I am a very serious animator yes#thought about doing more frames but the like. club penguin energy really delighted me LMAO#fanart#yes? yes#for sure lmao
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Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.
#I love my BAMF batfamily#but then switching from scaring the shit outta the JL with how good/serious they are and then going home to fight is so funny#And Bruce is so so proud of his kiddos… but they really need to cool it during Mario Kart or they’re gonna burn the Manor down#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#dick grayson#batfamily headcannons#tim drake#jason todd#justice league#damian wayne#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#kate kane#batman family#bruce wayne loves his kids#Bruce Wayne is proud of his kids#Bruce Wayne is also a little scared of his kids#batdad#black bat#spolier dc#red robin#red hood#robin#robins#the batfamily is fucking nuts
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redrew my humanformers because they have changed quite a bit :3 (especially bulkhead)
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#humanformers#bumblebee#prowl#bulkhead#optimus prime#ratchet#the worst family u could ask for#not even true#theyre all so cute#i really like bulkheads new desing i think he looks super cute#i gave them human names too!#they still go by their “code names” though hehehe#except for when op is really mad#“BEAU!!!” and bumblebee almost throws up from stress#LOOOL#thats how he knows its serious
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That’s not your medicine? - DC X DP prompt
Another idea I can't work on because time isn't on my favor, so I'm just begging someone else to write it TwT.
Slightly inspired by this post.
Years have passed by, and the ecto-acts were never repelled. Time has gone by, and Danny’s Jason's husband. Jason, friends and the family have noticed that Danny isn’t human but don’t bring it up because Danny seems terrified every time the subject seems to be about to be brought up (Yes, even Bruce wasn't able to question Danny. How would he? He tried to bring it up once and he was sure Danny was going to faint right then and there).
Danny has some health issues. Fatigueness, muscle pain, random dizziness, fevers that seem to come out of nowhere. Apparently it is a chronic issue, since Jason caught Danny taking some red pills early in their marriage. Jason didn’t recognize the medicine's name, something Blossom, so he imagined it was something specific to his species.
The married couple had been living happily for years and the family adores Danny.
One day a ghost faces into his house asking Danny for help, and of course Danny basically has a full on panic attack at being outed. Jason holds him close, grounds him and lets him calm down.
The ghost tells Danny that they need to do some errands in the human world, but the GIW has become way more active around the area he needs to visit, and needs to know how Danny has managed to hide so far. The conversation goes somewhat like this:
“I’m sorry, I don’t think you would want to do what I do. Even if you do, I’m not sure you can.”
“Please just tell me, I’ll decide if I want it by myself.”
Danny sights. He disappears for a moment in their bedroom and comes back with his medicine. He opens the bottle and inclines it to let the ghost see.
“I take this.”
The ghost looks into the bottle and is absolutely horrorized.
“Danny, you- you’re poisoning your core!”
“I know…”
“What do you mean poison?” Jason asks, alarmed “Isn’t this your medicine?”
Danny won’t meet his face.
“How can you be consuming this!? How long-”
“I don’t have any other options, okay!? I can’t run into the infinite realms and hide like the rest of you! I have to reside on this side of the veil!” Danny snaps at the ghost.
“But this… you must be in excruciating pain.”
#Choose whoever you want to be there for the reveal#I really want to read Jason's reaction to it all#The Blood Blossoms pills have a small dose that disrupt Danny's ecto-signature#He pays with health issues#But his actually living instead of being on the run#In his eyes the exchange is worth it#His ghost side still works#That's how the little tells come out#But it's way weaker than it was before#He's poisoning it weekly after all#His human side process the poison - His ghost side heals - he eats another pill#dpxdc#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#jason todd#danny phantom#dp x dc#I also taught about it being#dead serious#A gentle husband Damian would also be perfect#dead on main#angst
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)


Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted#sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time#also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#nurse anya#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing curly#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#myart#anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES#had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit#IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT#im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media#am i doing it right#GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS#i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol#honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too#i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently#which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti#i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them#edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol
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#my art#hatsune miku#kasane teto#vocaloid#synthv#fanart#tetomiku#now that i'm almost finished playing the new deltarune chapters i will go back to posting regularly#also i was originally going to make a much more serious/thoughtful piece but i decided i really want to see uhhh... well... y'know...
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Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*
#if it startled you that something so irreverant and lowbrow would come up in a high fantasy serious world#...then maybe ask yourself if this is really a serious high fantasy world#also i do think its just elitist that everyone complains about the tumblr references and not the word for word bible quotes#like maybe the author was trying to make a point about why you accept that catholicism is a cultural constant but not memes?#maybe take a step back and ask yourself what kind of cultural artifacts you think are important enough to be worth mentioning#tlt#htn#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#tlt spoilers
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Im gonna be honest, i watched The Menu last night and all that been on my mind since then is getting a cheeseburger
#dungeon meshi#labru#laois touden#kabru#the art of a lemon wedge#idk what to tell u#like yeah i was stuggling to paint this cause it isnt my full impressionist pallete and i kept tighting up too much when it came#to rendering that i gave up trying to do super serious painting and went back to my old habits#but also#more importantly#i really wanted a cheesburger
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MORNING
synop: soft sleepy morning sex
warnings: fem reader, pnv, unprotected sex, really romantic, softcore prn, husband/wife talk, pet names (baby, pretty girls, and more), light praise
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the morning drifted in slow and syrupy, edges blurred like paint on wet paper. the bed cradled you, soft and heavy. lulling your body into stillness, your limbs slack, your eyelids unwilling to open.
the static light of the sun peeking into the room from between the blinds was dreamy. weight rested across your tummy as you rolled to lay on your back. eyes drifting lazily over the ceiling fan– still not really awake.
lando’s arm had found its home across your torso, hand tucked under your waist like it belonged there. he always held you like that, as if you might slip away if he let go– even in sleep.
his face is tucked sweetly into the side of your neck. his nose brushing the delicate skin, it might have ticked if you weren't so comfortable. your skin tingled, but there was nothing left to feel except the soft hum of satisfaction.
you watched him with all consuming love. his tanned skin against yours, the windswept curls hanging sleepily against his forehead. his hand clenched around your waist– featherlight but claiming.
his eyes blinked open, wonderfully slow. you watched as his consciousness started kicking in. watched as alertness eased into his facial expression. watched as his first decision of the day was to look over to you.
your eyes connected, filled with sleep and something much deeper. he smiled, seeing you were awake, leaning down to kiss you. lips connecting as you could still taste his smile.
“good morning pretty girl” he said against your neck as he rolled to lay atop you. resting his waist between your legs, your hands found his hair.
he hummed contently as your nails scratched light lines in his scalp. joints and limbs relaxing impossibly more, all but melting into you.
“love you” he said, coated in that morning voice that made you just a bit dizzy.
he turned his head up to rest his chin between your breasts. you looked down at him, adoration seeping from every one of his pores. in another life, you might have been worried about how you looked from this angle. but not now. not with him, not like this.
“love you more” your lips twitched, wanting to kiss him, but being too happy to move. “you look so hot like this” your hand moved to his face. lightly resting against the bow of his cheek. fingertips ghosting over the bridge of his nose, and the divot around his eyes.
he couldn't take it anymore. he muscled himself up to be mouth to mouth with you. kissing you with dreams still lingering on his tongue. mouthing slow, and honestly.
your hands dragged up his sides, really savoring every moment. the kiss held something quiet but burning. you felt it start in your heart and spread throughout you like the warmth of a fever.
wet lips dancing with one another, as if the stars had made them a pair generations ago. his body was tired, still magnetized to the bed. but with your lips on his, he felt like he could do anything.
reality blurred in and out. time and space contorting into something less linear. like your mind and thoughts had been completely taken over. taken by his mouth, and how it moved against yours.
he pulled away just long enough to look at you. faces only a foot apart, his eyes studied you. they flicked between different parts of your face, like in just that amount of time, he had forgotten how breathlessly beautiful you were.
every time he saw you felt like the first. especially in moments like these. moments of you that were entirely his own. moments that made him think about forever.
the way he looked at you, like you really mattered, like you were the only thing that had ever mattered at all.
“wan you to be my husband, need to wake up to you like this every mornin,” you whispered, splittering with desperation that pooled in the deepest part of your stomach.
his mouth was on you nearly before you could finish. kissing you with just a fraction of more pace. more friction.
“don't talk like that” he told you between kisses. never wanting to be separated by more than an inch.
he had managed to climb himself up your body. the lower part of his stomach resting just against your crotch. you hadn't noticed it before. your bodies were just close together, and there was no intention behind it.
now it was the only thing you could think about. your hips flinched before you could stop them. grinding, just a fraction, against him. embarrassment flooded over you like cold water.
followed quickly by mind numbing heat. lando’s hands had moved to your hips, gripping you tight as he adjusted you both.
pressing his bulge against your sex with the perfect amount of force. friction bumping your clit.
his hips found a slow and agonizing roll. eyes never unlocking from yours. boaring into you with such intensity you felt your head spin.
he dipped his head to kiss you again. slower, somehow softer. sleep still hung thick in the air as both of your bodies begged the other for support. lando held himself up by his arms, legs still flaccid against the mattress.
rutting against you, using it to keep himself up right. his lips slurred whilst you kissed. he didn't care how he kissed you, neither of you did. the only thing that mattered was that he was kissing you.
the length of his cock dragged against your clit, parting your folds as he pushed more into you. you were gasping into his mouth. hips stuttering and breath catching. opening your eyes to see him smirking down at you. pure joy plastered across his face as he had you like this.
exactly where he wanted you.
he dropped his head to your shoulder and continued teasing you through your shorts. you could feel his smile against you, but it all felt too good to care.
the fluidity of the light and colors of the room made you question if this was a dream or not. your blinks were still slow, tired. but every bit of brainpower you had was focused entirely on the outline of lando’s cock sliding between your sex.
“you gonna let me fuck you?” his voice was ragged, and muffled against you. “gonna let me take you right here, first thing?” he teased.
your head was nodding before you had really even comprehended what he was saying. looking up at him with big wet eyes. you looked almost… pitiful. some dangerous mix of love and desire grew beneath the hardness of lando’s cock.
he hooked a finger inside your shorts. the back of his knuckle gliding against your slick. wet and leaking through your underwear. your mouth shot open as you felt starved for his touch.
using his thumb to push your shorts and panties to the side, he slowly dipped his middle finger inside of you. teasing the edge with just the tip, and slowly letting you suck him in. your wet heat making it easy for him.
taking his finger so well, he was buried completely inside you and you were still insatiable for more. he pulled it out, as slow as the morning creeped along. diving back in and curling to hit a sweet spot.
a moan was pushed from you. his mouth hovered just against yours. letting you make noise, but being just close enough it was nearly kissing. he looked down at you through hooded eyes.
your legs separated, opening yourself for him more. your cunt relaxed as he pumped torturously slow in and out of you. you leaked, more lubricant than you needed now. tempting him, daring him to fuck you.
your brows crinkled and eyes fluttered languidly. the tip of his finger continuously curling into that one spot.
he pulled from you completely, and you looked like you might cry. devastated at the loss of him. you just looked so sweet, lan couldn't help but reconnect your lips. needing to taste how beautiful you looked.
he held you, weakly, but enough. you were mush and pliable to his hands now. willing and wanting to do anything he asked.
his hand raised to your mouth. separating your lips and lightly setting them against your bottom one. you took his soaked fingers in your mouth before you even realized what was happening.
expecting to find his lips, but finding the taste of your own pussy had you purring against him. you sucked his finger clean without hesitation. air escaped lando’s mouth like he had just seen something holy.
you let your eyes shut again. content with his fingers in your mouth and the weight he applied on top of you and against your crotch.
he moved to free himself. pulling his plaid pj pants down just enough to have himself springing out. his thumb held your clothes to the side of your slit, the rest of his hand gripping your thigh with strength that would hurt if you didn't need this.
he grunted as he laid his cock against you. glistening with arousal, he pushed it through your folds, the tip dipping in just barely. enough to give you a jolt of electricity.
“say what you said earlier” he lined himself up with your hole. you knew what he meant. Instantly.
“want you to be my husband” your eyes gleamed up at him. his hips moved faster than his head. sinking into you the second that word left your mouth.
every inch sunk inside of you with ease, aided by your begging wet walls. a moan left lando as his eyes rolled back so gently before he closed them. head falling back to your shoulder. letting you support him.
he stayed still, for you both to adjust. you adjusted to the stretch his cock gave you, pleasure tingling at the edges of the pain until it was all you could feel. he adjusted to the pressure and heat of your cunt. doing everything he could to not finish inside you right now.
but the way your cunt was throbbing around him. maybe you wanted him to.
when he convinced himself he was ready, he could take it, he pulled his hips away just a bit. snapping them back against you the second he felt cold air around his drenched cock. the shift of cold air to your heat was brain numbing.
his dick moved and twitched against the nerves deep inside you. sleep and pleasure mixing to have you nearly nonverbal. just moans and mewls escaping you as his tip pulled away again.
he pushed back in, slower now, staring at your heat from his lazy positioning.
“god, you feel so fucking good”
his mouth parted as you enveloped him again. a weak breath leaving him as your pussy opened even more for him. loosening to take him, to keep him in you as long as possible.
“that's it baby,” his hips found a steady rhythm. only pulling halfway out before he was diving back into you for more. the pattern was slow, stable. soft popping noises every time his hips collided back with yours.
your hands scratched at his neck where his hair ended. keeping him flush against you, relying on him as you supported half of his weight. he perked up enough to look at you. lips brushing against yours, as his pace never changed.
“again,” the look in his eyes held every other word he might have used to explain.
“my husband” your eyes lulled, focused only on him, a gentle gaze that held nothing but truth. “you're gonna be,” you leaned forward, kissing him. wet and still, speaking through shared saliva. “my husband.”
he grunted into your shoulder. head collapsing back down, as the noise was strangled and unstoppable. gritted teeth and a locked jaw couldn’t keep him quiet when he had you spread open like this, begging for forever.
he moved his other hand to wrap under your thigh. spreading them both to be as wide as comfortably possible. your shorts snapped back against him, attempting to close you off, but his cock had other plans.
he still fucked gently into you, your shorts and panties now dragging along the side of his shaft. a sharp hiss, too much friction. he swore against you. picking up pace to the one you liked.
angling himself to hit that spot, the one that sent you tumbling over the edge faster than you wanted. he split you wide, faster now, more desperate. you fisted his hair at the back of his neck.
he had to close his eyes, seeing you was too much. he didnt want to finish before you, but the way you looked right now was fucking exhilarating.
you clenched around him with muscles too deep for you to be controlling. he knew what that meant. he knew you better than you knew yourself.
“gonna make you my pretty little wife,” his voice was honey dipped and laced with sleep, yet rough at the edges with desire stronger than you could imagine.
pleasure exploded through you with force. starting from the outer lining of your cunt and pulsing through your body like a heartbeat. your arms and legs wrapped around him and squeezed. clenching every part of you, holding him like a vice.
you clung to him like you might lose yourself if you didn't. like he was the only thing keeping you together. your ears rang, eyes shut so tight it hurt. every part of you was wound up to its tightest setting, pleasure running its course.
until you felt warm spurts of lando’s love coat your insides. sending a part of himself so deep neither of you could reach it. touching nerves that had never been stimulated. he came on top of you with a fragile moan. broken yet entirely whole.
the tightly bound coil loosened as waves of bliss crashed over you. gentle euphoria took hold of your entire body, rocking you in and out of consciousness.
lando’s breath was the first thing that clawed you back to reality. his face was flushed, ears red and eyes blown like you were god herself. he dipped down to kiss you, his pace slowing to a still.
his tongue cradled yours delicately. curling and flicking to feel every part of your mouth.
he pulled away, smiling lazy, but drunk with love. the sleepy morning tugged on his eyelids, asking them to close.
he laid his head to your chest, listening to your heartbeat. so real, so you. it pulled him deeper, closer, to the spot in your heart that was made for him.
you smile down at him, his breath keeping you present in the moment. softly in and out, lungs filling and expanding. so alive, so him.
#this is like my favorite thing ive written#i really love him#like#its serious#lando norris x reader#lando norris fanfic#lando norris x you#lando norris#lando x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#lando norris smut#lando smut#ln4#lando norris imagine#ln4 x reader
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transformers one hunger games simulator with drawings!!! PART TWO!!!
part 1
this is technically round 5 but im not posting all of them here

sentinel keeps getting murdered first and i think its so great LOOL

...orion. 😭
every time
does he know 😭😭
dee and bee together again!

hey this feels familiar
dear god 😭
half the friend group reunited!!!

sorry elita

THE WINNER IS CHROMIA 😭😭 STEALING THE WIN FROM MINERS ONCE AGAIN!!!! 😭
#transformers one#hunger games simulator#for a moment it really felt like it was building to something and then chromia won IJOBKGKHMFLKG#WHICH IS ALSO ACTUALLY REALLY IN CHARACTER???#AND THATS SO FUNNY 😭😭#i make the drawings as i generate the simulation#so i end up being just as surprised as everyone else#i was building something with elita and dee but then elita fell in a hole and dee lost a 2 v 1#u cannot be serious 😭#COME ON ELITA#the simulator is geniunly so fun i love how random everything is#at the same time i can still attempt to build something out of it and its really fun
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