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Happy Black History Month
Never forget the same man with Black Lives Matter on his early videos is the same guy who made an entire audio roleplay where people use the magical police to take away someone's rights
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#i don't fuck with quinn. don't get me wrong. but saying a person doesn't deserve rights...#it's not the flex you think it is.#look. we could have worse. people who listen to escaped. thoughts and prayers you are delivered from walter soon#but like... sir. this is not very black/poc ally behavior...#speed run#redactedasmr#redacted
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hello! i’ve been recently scrolling the internet and have recently found a concept that you might find interesting. i’m not sure if you already know, but here in the US we don’t allow for there to be any officially lost submarines on record. this means any submarine in our military history that hasn’t returned is not considered missing but still on their mission.
these submarines are called “still on patrol” submarines and there’s about 52 of them ww2. this concept made me think of you because of how easily it can be taken in a more spooky sense.
but a very sweet tradition we also have is that a military radio operator will send out a message to these submarines every year to wish them and merry christmas and let them know that we remember them.
anyways, i just thought this was a lovely concept that might interest you! have a lovely day 💜
What a fantastic and resonant piece of information - go write a story about it!
#You thinking of me means you've locked onto the spooks in the idea#Now it's on you to make something cool from it#Doesnt have to be published#Doesn't have to be public#Doesn't even have to be good#But go flex those creative muscles
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Here's a big old Fire Emblem Search & Find I did for the FE3H Masquerade Zine! Find the Golden Deer, but see if you can't find the rest of the students as well! For the ultimate challenge, see if you can't name every character! (Disclaimer two characters are NPCs with no names)
#double bonus can you identify the 2 or 3 fe3h characters that AREN'T in the scene?#i say 2 or 3 but i probably forgot more :( im using you people to check my work#fe3h#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#fireemblem#im not going to tag everyone but you're welcome too! good luck!!#instead let me tell you about the mini narratives i came up with while drawing this#soren is waiting for Ike to get back with food#seteth just noticed flayn dancing WITH A BOY from afar#rhea was supposed to sing but got superseded (she's okay with it actually)#monica and ferdinand are trying to start a dance off with edelgard and hubert (its not working)#Ashe stepped on Annette's toes and is freaking out. Lorenz is trying to give pointers but it's only sort of helping#balthus absolutely stole some of the betting pool money. i think i forgot to ink the coins falling out of his hands! dang#metody and shahid are going to become great friends and have a wirlwind romance before one betrays the other in a cutthroat fashion#Lysithea left a single cake slice on the table and Miklan is just happy to have gotten his before she showed up#ike and leopold had a flex off#Gilbert is stuck between young lovers this isn't a narrative i just think it's funny#oh and of course Sylvain managing to piss off Sera Charlotte and Maribelle while Felix ignored him and Ingrid looks on#that's supposed to be roy not eliwood btw i forgot to color his headband so it's basically eliwood#that's all i can think of rn but if you played#thank you!!! i hope you had fun#this was SO much fun to make thank you to the mods for facilitating me#haha this post has been up for 20 minutes and people are already pointing out so many characters I forgot. ur keeping me humble
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Day 177: KANNA HALLOWEEN DOODLES PART 1 (pretend it's Halloween still) (it's a working title)
#your turn to die#yttd#kanna kizuchi#shin tsukimi#a kanna a day#my post#my art#i didn't forget what i promised!! well ok i did but then i remembered so it's fine#i was originally planning on posting all of them together in one post but then my huge brain flexed an epic idea#that i can make it several posts#cus i wanna draw them all but i received a lot so you lot will have enough content for dayyyss#idk i losty train of thought#f naf movie came out more than a year ago do u ever think about that
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“zionism is white supremacy” shut up and open a fucking dictionary. open an encyclopedia. open a goddamn history book.
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zionism doesn’t mean the absence of rights for everyone other than jews. zionism means establishing and continuing to defend a country that keeps jews safe, because we’ve learned from 3000+ years of being kicked out of literally everywhere else that if we don’t protect ourselves, no one will.
grow up. stop being so childish. y’all are just mad it’s harder to kill jews than it used to be.
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#israel is not an apartheid state#also learn some basic definitions of these words before yall throw them around like ping pong balls#stop screaming about ethnic cleansing when there are 2 million arab citizens of israel jfc#you guys are So Dramatic#check your biases at the door#also making up outright LIES to back up your claims is not the flex you think it is#you guys aren’t slick lol#jumblr#antisemitism#hamas#palestine#leftist hypocrisy#israel#gaza#i/p war#i/p conflict#fact check
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Wait his little sideburns are kinda feminine and I might be living for it
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Jesper: I am not a ‘former gifted kid’, I am still gifted. Put me in a fourth grade class and I’ll annihilate them all like I did the first time just watch
#kaz: thats not the flex you think it is#jesper fahey#soc incorrect quotes#soc#six of crows incorrect quotes#six of crows
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aoi and sakura!!! houghgsgh
i wasn't planning on giving them similar sailor-style uniforms but actually i like it now that i look at it. polar opposite girlfriends
aoi is the ultimate sukeban (female gangster). she started up to defend her younger brother from some bullies and ended up leading multiple gangs through sheer charisma
she prefers intimidation over violence, hence the kendo sword that she never got proper training on how to use (she mostly carries it around for dramatic effect)
is a little devious. will not hesitate to frame, injure, or throw someone under a bus if she thinks they've wronged her or someone she cares about
sakura is the ultimate moral compass, in this au her longtime friend kenshiro entrusted her with 'strongest human alive' but also with a message to uphold peace with that strength
she maintains a calm demeanor to seem more approachable to people. as a result, a lot of people trust her
is very careful of how she uses her strength. avoids fights whenever possible
#sakura ogami#aoi asahina#sakuraoi#danganronpa#my arts#roleswap au#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#i'm so sorry that sakura isn't allowed to flex her sleeves off in this au but she has to do it to set an example for the dress code#i actually loved drawing aoi here. advanced pudding head#idk where aoi got her nike jordans but i think she deserves them also she looks cool af#sakura gave up the title of ultimate martial artist. i think if given enough prep she could beat the ult. martial artist in this verse#but she's out of practice so it'd be a close thing#these are two of my favorite designs <333#if you look reallly closely into aoi's eyes you'll see a hint of intense and unfettered madness etched deep in her soul#if you look deep into sakura's eyes you see a quiet resignment#aoi could have been ultimate swimmer if she didnt become a gangster. but her brother is on track to become the ultimate swimmer#so she's glad she stuck with being a gangster so she could scope the school out for him before he enrolled
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Why does everyone forget that Astarion is a stupid little dum dum when it comes to his ascended version? I mean, are you really falling for his "I'M A BIG AND STRONG VAMPIRE ASCENDED™ AND NOW IF I CAN DOMINATE IN BED, I CAN DOMINATE IN EVERYTHING ELSE TOO"? Just listen to what he says; it's all fantasies about how badass he will be and some kink ideas involving throne sex. Look at him—he has no idea how he’s actually going to achieve any of it. I wish we could ask him about his plans. How does he intend to make his grand scheme for world domination a reality? I imagine it would be an extremely hilarious dialogue.
Tav/Durge: So, what’s our plan for taking control of Baldur's Gate? You sounded so confident; you must have a plan, right?
Astarion: Of course I have a plan, darling. I'm a vampire ascended; there’s nothing I can’t do. We will manipulate, puppet, dominate, and show them all how powerful we are. And voilà, we rule the city! 😁
Tav/Durge: ...Um, okay, but could you share more details about this whole 'manipulation and domination' thing? How exactly are you going to pull this off?
Astarion: Little love , there’s nothing I would like more than to paint our splendid future together. Listen closely now:
Step 1: We acquire new, fancy, and elegant clothes; we will look so fabulous in silk, diamonds, and gold! 💅
Step 2: We stand before all the patriarchs of the city in all our glory, and they will weep and cry because they’ll never be as beautiful, powerful, and fabulous as we are! 😁
Step 3: We talk to them, and they will all enthusiastically agree to do whatever we, the most perfect, intelligent, and competent people in the world, tell them to do. 😃
Step 4: We rule the city from the shadows like mastermind puppeteers we are😎
Tav/Durge: ...I really doubt it will be that easy...
Astarion: Why would you doubt that, my treasure? I am VAMPIRE ASCENDED™ and you are MY DARK CONSORT™. There’s nothing we can’t do together! 🥰
Tav/Durge: *realizing that even the sacrifice of 7,000 souls wouldn't be enough to give this man even one brain cell*
#ascended astarion#astarion#astarion x durge#bg3 durge#durgestarion#astarion x tav#baldurs gate tav#baldur's gate 3#dark urge#like really tav/durge will do all the hard work while astarion will just stand there and flex#“I'm not a plan person”#stupid dummy astarion#becoming a yandere won't make you smarter than you are already.“#You all really think Astarion will be the one negotiating with dukes and lords and doing all the paperwork?#nah it's all on tav/durge#he will just stand nearby looking beautiful#and making some arrogant salty comments about how pathetic and miserable everyone is compared to him and his DARK CONSORT™
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everybody's talking about vi x camgirl!reader but how about, and stay with me here,
camgirl!vi
#this bitch knows she's hot af#like just imagine her flexing and stuff#riding her pillow like she's strapping you#GOOD LORD#much to think about#oh so spicy#arcane#vi#vi x reader#vi arcane
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Shen Qingqiu is where he belongs: hanging out with Izutsumi on a lesbian's carabiner
Thank you so much @meltedmush for your lovely art!!!
#is it weird to share a picture of my keys? perhaps.#i don't think there's any identifying info here though#unless one of you weirdos recognizes the library card#im just amused that sqq has cat ears and he's beside a catgirl lol#my carabiner will be LOUD and jangling. dyke flex.#i've removed my friends' spare keys because honestly it was getting ridiculous how many keys i carried
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User @lasttarrasque may have blocked me, but anyone who is unblocked will see our last interaction. What they said to me was "if you're as right as you claim to be (you're not), just ask people to read my sources and see for themselves". Which by the way, I did. I've shared and analyzed the same sources they continue to use. You can find them here.
I don't have to CLAIM to be right, I live here. I have seen this happen with my own two eyes and yet I continuously link sources to back that - which I shouldn't have to do, my own living experience should be heavier than any sources you all claim to have, and I don't think you're asking other oppressed people on the internet to link sources to prove they are oppressed. To you all this might be an exercise of thought, but not to me.
And the fact that some of you will have the audacity to say you are more educated and care more about venezuelans than venezuelans do, but will still mock venezuelans and say "Vuvuzela" to them... What kind of educated and empathetic person would do such a thing?
#btw blocking venezuelans wont suddenly make you right#you're just screaming to the world “i am actively silencing venezuelans who are talking to me about their history”#and thats not the flex you think it is#venezuela#venezuela libre#free venezuela#us centrism#fuck maduro#personal#all eyes on venezuela#fuck tankies
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and now I'm thinking about idolish7 and how it really said 'okay so we admit that seven main characters is a lot and a bit much to start us off with at once' at the beginning and then really just made us invested in their characters within a few episodes anyway
#they were really insane for that#like we got invested by the sheer power of tsumugi falling in love with them already#but then they actually had stories and every character got spotlighted in some way#and the writers just flexed that yeah you CAN write seven protagonists after all#and even though riku is the centre and tsumugi is the protag self insert i dont think anyone of the i7 crew felt like a side character#nor that riku felt like the main main character#idolish7#fandom spamdom#note's notes#apparently im just going feral over old obsessions now#but i7 giftweek is coming up and i was thinking about them again
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actually the way I see it it's more like this
trans men: I am afraid of cis people, I am continually made to feel lesser in the presence of cis women, cis men, and other trans people, I feel unsafe, I feel uncomfortable, I constantly experience systemic misogyny and transphobia that not only limits me in my career - it makes me fear for my bodily autonomy and my rights in my country
this fucking guy: I can't believe you don't like that people hate you -you should hear the way I shit talk you lol
can we please stop pretending that women can never hurt men? can we stop pretending women are always more oppressed than men? because that assumption is cisnormative.
actually I find it really interesting that bodily autonomy was brought up here, since you would assume that a good little progressive tumblr user would be aware of how little control trans men have over our own bodies. the term bodily autonomy comes up a lot nowadays with row v wade being overturned. did you know trans men could be denied abortions and other "women's healthcare" even before the overturning? did you know that testosterone is a level III controlled substance? did you know that, like all trans people, trans men have to get a shrink to verify that they're not hysterical self hating autistic little girls just to make our own decisions about our bodies (decisions that cis people -including cis women- are allowed to make at a whim) but yeah no totally we're complaining about nothing we're not oppressed like women are
#yeah i probably would throw up i cant believe you think thats a flex#attictictic#transmisandry#transandrophobia
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if you claim to ship ninerose but dislike rose in s2 because she was "a whiny jealous bitch" fun fact the ninth doctor would kill you actually
#like that's his wife!#also news flash you might just hate women!#and hating on tenrose is not the flex you think it is. sorry you hate fun ig. youre missing out big time#rose tyler#ninerose
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I was re-reading Gene's autobiography and omfg I forgot about this part
"There was no one I could talk to about it, really. Sexual discussions with my mother were off-limits. I did eventually mention it to one of the guys at school, another self-styled rebel. And he must have talked it around because soon everyone seemed to know. In the schoolyard, girls would point, and I acquired some additional celebrity to go along with my band celebrity because I had done it."
#gene this is not the flex you think it is#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#you think this might have contributed to his views on women and sex?#combine this with his absent father and his poor sweet mother its no wonder#kiss army#rock n roll#rock and roll#it doesnt excuse anything but jesus christ
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