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Something funny that happened today if you need some distraction.
Okay so my boyfriend is a dork and he doesn't know about One Direction (or anyone from Hollywood for that matter). I wanted to talk to someone about everything going on, and since he HAS to listen to me,I was telling him about them, and I sent him pics of all the four members. Didn't send Liam's because I don't think I can bear it today. So I was explaining all the lore to him and just out of curiosity I asked him which members he thought looked the best. And he said Louis and Zayn and I was like!!!!
#he said harry looked the oldest and was very surprised to learn he was actually the youngest#it's not snark or anything#just thought it was funny#🥹
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A day out and not so emotionally charged, I want to say that I think everyone should work to unpack their internalized fatphobia, but also their aversion to bugs. Yes, I recognize it's an extremely deep seated reaction for many of us, but your life will SIGNIFICANTLY improve once you can look at a bug or a representation of a bug without triggering a fight or flight response. I know it's hard, especially when the source of that aversion is related to personal trauma. I literally have this issue wrt cockroaches to the point where even the emoji can greatly upset me on a bad day, but it used to be a lot worse and applied to more bugs. Now I'm not exactly singing their praises every day, but I'm much less likely to have my day ruined by a surprise visitor. I can look at more things online without having my guard up. I can appreciate newer content for one of my Favorite Games.
You don't have to love bugs, but getting to a point where they are as inconsequential as like, a pigeon, is such a massive improvement in life.
#flight rising#and the first step is to stop calling anything resembling an insect disgusting because they are inherently neutral creatures <3#SNARK ASIDE. there are so many bugs in the world. you will benefit greatly from learning to no longer fear them.
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I watched Grave of the Fireflies and I'm still not recovered from that movie 😭✌️ ref under the cut
#speed draw because that's the knly way anything escapes WIP hell#Damian and fireflies still LOL#I'd love to see Damian to react to his younger self in a timey wimey shennanigans situation#anyway 😭✌️#Damian Wayne#Damian Al Ghul#Babian#Baby Damian#kinda#Batman#Batman and Son#Dc Comics#Robin#Batman and Robin#Batfam#Snark art#grave of the fireflies
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Harvey Specter is the father figure that Neal Caffrey wishes Peter was and Neal is the surrogate son that Harvey wishes Mike was send post.
#suits tv#suits usa#peter burke#neal caffrey#suits#white collar#harvey specter#mike ross#no because neal is snarky and playful but also hardworking and willing to do anything for love and affection#and harvey is a hardass and wants things done his way when he says to do them but loves fully and unconditionally#neal would snark and bite but would ultimately do what harvey tells him to do#and harvey would be that stable source of love and care that neal needs#neal would honestly respect and appreciate harvey#and harvey would trust neal and get things done to protect him#ignore peter and mike biting each other in the corner they do that
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The "Actually, I believe he prefers to be—" "That'll do." Exchange lives rent-free in my brain like. What was Soap going to say? Was it 'L.t'? But I think technically Alejandro is higher ranked than him (Ghost) right(?) So I'm not sure if that works entirely and 'L.t' seems to be something that other marines/or soldiers under their command picks up anyway (probably from Soap idk, but others do call Ghost that). Was it like, 'Simon' or 'Si'? I know he calls Ghost Simon occasionally and maybe the quick shutdown of Soap's sentence comes from Ghost wanting to keep the emotional distance from others. But considering the absolute vitriol of which Ghost says, nay spits, "That'll do." I wonder if Soap has gotten away with introducing Ghost with the stupidest names, like 'Ghostie' or 'Sisi', in the past 💀
#ghost soap#ghostsoap#random fucking thoughts always and forever#i never stop thinking about them#how Soap survived introducing Ghost with stupid names is beyond me but it's probably for gay reasons#represeed gay reasons at this point#mw2#cod mw2#okay doing it in a very media critic character analysis way though#i think it establishes a very clear differentiation in the relationship between ghost and soap#that despite their prev missions and etc ghost still isn't at a point where he trusts others - even someone he has been deployed with for a#while with something like his introduction/name#he doesn't trust soap to not snark up or define his presence as anything but the way he wants it to be#professional //clinical //without closeness#probably because he recognizes soaps very casual golden retriever tendencies tbh#but yeah#giggles this dialogue exchange vs the shenanigans in the alone mission#character development my beloved
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id like to thank ninjago episode snake jaguar for everything but nothing all at the same time
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#sensei wu#ninjago wu#zane julien#previous master of ice mention#2024#(going to do this everytime) FOR CONTEXT : dr juliens 1st death and garms banishment took place in a similar time frame#so wu wouldve been young when he met zane for the first time#also i am very aware zane is ooc here ! prior to getting his powers and them actually settling in his body and mind.. he was a bit of a#jackass in my eyes. we see bits and pieces of zane snark in the series itself BUT like. dr julien described zane as acting different post#getting his powers. and we know elemental powers can mess with how someone behaves. kai being a hot head... so yeah#really wise whimsical old man stuck in the body of a 19 year old#VERSUS#egocentric grown ass man with no friends who lives in the woods and is a robot#they become friends. zane calls wu 'kid' every sentence#i forgot that wu doesnt visit zane often in canon. uhhh basically in my version bc avg zane fan thing to change canon: wu goes to dr julien#house and sees zane. he knew ice had 'gifted' zane his powers and how that could really fuck up a person. he shows up everyday for a week o#two and him and zane talk while zane swims or cuts wood or whatever. wu says their house is in the way of his walking path as an excuse#eventually wu stops showing up and dr julien passes and life goes on as we see them in canon#does rhat make any sense at all ? probably not i have a horrific headache#uhh at the time of writing this we are on s7 (on rewatch) so if anything changes ill lyk . lolsies#ask me about them please
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about the livestream ama
Jonny Sims saying the Contrarian and the Skeptic were a buddy cop duo was so based and real of him
(And that the Opportunist thinks everyone loves him but they don't)
but what interested me most was him saying the Hunted and Cold would be friends. I've never really thought about that pairing before but it does work. The Hunted's main thing being keeping the body alive could help balance out the Cold's general blasé nature when it comes to death, while being rational enough (focussing on his senses and what he knows is real) for the Cold to actually take him seriously. While the Cold being able to push the Hunted to act somewhat like the Stubborn, but slightly less strongly. He's confident that they can get the job done, and with the Hunted keeping them alive they could get a lot done without either really getting sick of the other. Just two reliable guys.
A little off topic but I think they'd work pretty well as a trio with Paranoid too, given a little time for Paranoid to get used to it. Cold's confidence plus Hunted's survival instinct could give him something reliable to work with, and I think he could help him by pointing out when they're going to far in either direction and going to get themselves hurt, as both can be rather single minded (on different things, mind you, but definitelythings that could leave them with blind spots) while Paranoid thinks of every possibility and could probably bring up flaws in any given plan that the others wouldn't notice, and at least Hunted would probably take it into consideration if its going to get them hurt or killed. Like a scared little peer reviewer of any plans the other two would execute
#rambles#slay the princess#voice of the hunted#voice of the cold#voice of the paranoid#voice of the contrarian#Just me thinking too hard about my little guys again#Voice interactions intrigue me so much#I also feel the contrarian and Paranoid could get along#But specifically in a post Canon state where they're allowed to grow and be safe and have a nap#They'd be terrible in a danger situation no question#But I firmly believe Contrarian would find Paranoid's snark hilarious like here's this mess of a man and he's secretly full of banter#Basing this off that moment in nightmare where first time he's given a real opportunity to say anything he's immediately like#'Fuck the Narrator' Contrarian would love that you can't deny it#And Paranoid could use something fun to distract him from his own thoughts#voice of the skeptic#voice of the opportunist
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Just finished the aai collection and I feel like we don't talk about how much of a bitch miles is. Like I'll prob go back and get more receipts later but he's such an asshole in his head,, he's so snarky I love him
Like,
Go off babe your such an asshole ily
#nick's got his outwardly silly/competent and inwardly snarky/freaking out thing#but miles is straight up a mean bitch about everything.#theyre so lucking hes too polite to say anything most of the time#im glad i get to see it tho. his snark is truly funny as hell#aai#aa#ace attorney investigations#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#god i love him sm#oh the only exceptions to this is when hes being gay as hell or missing his dad. both of which i also love to see
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still mad that we didn't get Vecna possessing Steve. haha silly Steve who asks stupid questions and everyone dunks on as if he's not an athlete and one of the better combatants in the group. Steve, who knocked out a trained soldier at 19. Steve, who has been beaten to hell every season and gotten right back up afterwards. just goofy old Steve.
but what if Steve wasn't actually Steve anymore?
#first of all it would have been ICONIC#second of all I have a very niche type#and it's brunets with big brown eyes that use a baseball bat as their weapon of choice#with a dash of possessed by an evil spirit for spice#ugh. fine. I'll do it myself#seriously though can you imagine THAT twist reveal???#they carry on that schtick with steve saying things the narrative frames as dumb#and the other characters all humor and/or snark at him for it#and then he just drops the act and sudden things get serious#begging the duffers to give joe keery literally anything to do in this show#sorry but kind of looked bored as hell throughout S4. at least to me#and tbh I would be too if my role consisted of forced 'dumb' dialogue. getting beaten up. and pining for my ex#steve didn't even get to have a standout buddy for the season#lucas and max were paired up. eddie and dustin. and robin and nancy were together most of the season#and it would have been cool if that was done with intent. but it just wasn't#okay I'm done rambling in the tags now#strangerthoughts
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oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock
#say one thing wrong to me and you will have a wonderful few days with the rock#if angry silly girls have 100 fans etc if they have 0 fans i have died#sorry i saw a YouTube meme i vehemently disliked on principle and got mad at the only child behavior-#kipspeak#she is just short tempered and uses anger to mask other more ‘shameful’ emotions!!! alphy did the same thing with just deciding not#to express them. which is still not good and I think why he breaks and ends up teary so often now#this shortness does not translate to actually being mean to people. she only uses being mean as a shield for herself and being snarky#Is just fun for her. it’s fun for Me. you have to inconsequentually tease people or they’ll never learn to laugh at themselves#the twins and thancred 🫵 do this thing where they have big emotions but they don’t want anyone to SEE they have big weird emotions#so alphy pretends he doesn’t have them under a veneer of dignity and alisaie pretends the emotions are Something Else. thancred is#just so emotionally constipated he has trouble expressing anything. he’s got enough baggage for a flatbed#anyways. alisaie is such a compassionate and kind girl and she learned how to make snarky jokes and went ham. and she hates appearing sad o#weak or vulnerable so she blocks it off with an unapproachable emotion so no one pities her and they maybe get on with the plot#it is in fact also great at getting ppl to move away from the sad or embarrassing topic. even if the tradeoff is being more offputting#she would never (grabs youtube meme) she would never seriously bully her brother. this is sibling ribbing only. Cain instinct#just leave her be she is learning how to snark humor and she loves it she loves being sharp. alphy has wit he just keeps it close#my brother didn’t learn how to tell or receive a joke until he was 14 he took everything so seriously. he can do it now though and he’s#HILARIOUS. Don’t tell him I said that. my man knows exactly where the funny points are even if he hasn’t learned when to stop yet#too many tags. Whatever. jokey snark alisaie who sometimes compliments is happy alisaie grouchy snappy angry alisaie is way too stressed#very easy way to tell between the two. even alphy can tell between the two I believe! He tends to rib back in protest if they’re having fun#and try to stop her if they’re not having fun. case in point ‘what is that supposed to mean?!’ vs ‘alisaie ryne was only trying to help.’#I know they’re twins but that’s such an intensely older sibling thing to do that it reels me#LONG TAGS AND THREE EDITS TO ADD ON SHORT I resent this stereotype taken too far into ooc behavior. it happened with nya#It will happen again and as a postscript let me regale you with Things U Can Notice About Character Motivation and Actions—#I’m not done let me s#she and raha are friends now I decree. ‘haha you like me’ SPUTTERING PROTEST FROM BOTH
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some more oc doodles, just one in fact. this is of one of my non rook oc that i have paired with illario. give me a forced together angry rivals that hate eachother story to unlikely battle duo lovers and ill eat that UP.
#dragon age#theyre forced together simply because their respective factions wanted to torture the two#and so they are forced to do missions together suffice being such opposites#but idk they go through a lot#i also really wanted to make a character that illario doesnt want to get with simply cause aundra is so cold and rude to everyone#and for aundra someone who is willing to snark back at anything she says. and idk the opposites vibeee#they also balance one another out#the scenes i have in my brain with them.... GUHHH anyways#illario dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#da#aundra tag#also like Literally Please I know its butchscar but its different i swear. but also the same image slightly but I SWEAR#but nonetheless back to these two#like the idea of them learning that theyre not assholes in eachothers eyes but deeply flawed individuals#anywayssssss
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So the thing about me getting more used to driving is that I have discovered that I am, in fact, a speeder. Primarily on the highway. Less so when I'm making a bunch of turns, bc turns still scare me. But me hangin out in the fast lane thru the whole highway drive and getting annoyed at 2 trucks blocking my way for 10 mins so I had to go five Under... idk going faster means less time spent in the car and I'm going straight Anyways. So like whatever lol
#speculation nation#making sure i dont go Crazy fast bc i dont wanna get a ticket or anything#but a normal fast for the highway? yeah sure#ive found tho that people HAAAAATE me leaving a proper following distance#thats one thing i will not concede on. i will Never become a tailgater.#especially not on the highway. i need space to stop if i gotta slam on the breaks.#hate when ppl ride my ass too. im tempted to find some kind of bumper sticker to tell ppl to back off hfmahfms#one of those 'if you can read this youre too close' kinds of things.#probably wouldnt do shit. but at least it'd be a way for me to speak my mind about it.#and to be clear this isnt someone riding my ass bc im going slow. like i said i have in fact been going fast.#but the worst times were when i was stuck behind another car ANYWAYS#so theyd ride my ass and id be like 🤷♂️ i dont know what to tell you bub#and then bc i leave a following distance (still going the same speed as the person in front of me tho)#they get annoyed and speed to go around me. then get stuck behind the same person i was stuck behind.#and it's like wowwwwww you got to the road block so much faster and cooler than me... do you want a reward... a little trophy...#a good grade at being a douchebag?? youve got the golden star!!!!#so. yeah i have also been introduced to the timeless experience of Getting Pissed At Fellow Drivers and badmouthing them in my car.#i wont actually do anything to retaliate but it is my God Given Right to snark at them where they cant hear me.#also i got an air freshener for my car earlier this week and im lovingggg it#good smell. makes being in the car even nicer. i love my car ❤️❤️❤️
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"little mushroom is good because it doesn't have icky stuff like age gaps and stuff"
...Well, one of the ship was just born/became sentient and is a literal mushroom, so when you think about it....
Like he's essentially the danmei equivalent of Born Sexy Yesterday.
Is it problematic yet?
He's also a fungus.
Lololol
#snark#they also mentioned erha as problematic because of age gap#as if that's the main issue in erha#not the onscreen noncon between the main ship or anything#it's that the rapist is younger than his victim#(I love erha I totally get it but if you're going to cancel it...like age gap?)
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Meg’s Parr skirt moodboard
#elisabeth has opinions#too overwhelmed for anything but snark today#but I have opinions#six the musical
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I just saw a post complaining that s4 was a slap in the face to Gerard Way and how hard he fought to get his comics on the big screen. Girl, I hate to break it to yo but s4 is the most loyal to the feel of the comics out of all of them. If anything, he had more writing in this season than any other
#tua#tua s4#tua season 4#the umbrella academy#i read the comics literally a week before the show came out#not only was the klaus plotline literally just the second novel's klaus plotline#but the vibe of all the characters was straight out of the comics#in the comics they fucking hate each other and are mean to one another all the time#allison fucking locks vanya in a room to show her all the bad things she did in the past#everyone is constantly belittling luther for his figure and can't see that he's just depressed#klaus fucks off after dumping his family in vietnam and then abandons his baby#diego does nothing but snark at people and abandoned vanya's one chance of being special so he could get bonus points from dad#five doesn't do anything to help save the world outside of what the comission asks him to#and even then he only does it because they force him to#this season was the comics#bestie i'm sorry but it was
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Life has settled into an easy rhythm. I do the things I’ve always done– even though there’s only me for the whole house, the house is much smaller than my old one, so it’s not hard to keep up with, even while pregnant.
As it turns out, being a leader at the Watcher’s Lens hall is pretty much a full time job without pay, so Javi makes ends meet in his free time by growing produce and selling it in the yard. He hopes that soon we’ll have a big farm, maybe even with chickens!
I help out by knitting little things he can sell alongside the produce.
The only bump so far is that I’m still getting used to the Watcher’s Lens after growing up Irisite. On the Great Blink I asked Javi what his resolutions were, and he said he didn’t make any since the Lens’ don’t celebrate the Blink.
Mariah: But couldn’t we make resolutions anyway? Resolutions are really good for planning goals for the year.
Javi: There’s no reason we can’t make resolutions any day of the year. Really, we should be resolving to be our best every single day, not just at the beginning of the year.
Mariah: I suppose that makes sense. Just culture shock, I guess.
Javi: Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.
#fundie simblr#fundie sims#fundie snark#gen 2#dominguez family#modest sims#quiverfull sims#ts4#ts4 gameplay#Mariahs greatest character trait is that she will believe anything you tell her#gullible queen
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