#it's not rlly part of this meme ig but it does fit

[lakesbian]

#i mean i think the shadowstalker incident does fit the original meme albeit he doesn’t ask for permission#and then alec ‘grew up in a sex cult’ vasil becomes the voice of reason compared to taylor motherfucking girlkissing hebert#i’m replying to you and not brain so i can be properly peer reviewed if you see fit

the thing is that "i'd kill for you please ask me to kill for you" / "no" is being used to indicate character 1, like, is really deeply caring about and dedicated to character 2 and expressing that in an insanely over the top way while character 2 is like [firmly, sighing] No. whereas alec doesn't even care about taylor all that much they are literally just like. coworkers/(in his head but not in taylor's) work buddies. And the thing is that he just has enough wrong with him to casually torture someone for a work buddy. but beyond that, "i am doing this to help taylor :)" is only a fraction of the reason why he did it--it was just the part he was consciously aware of. i've discussed before how much anger alec is liable to have towards heroes (cops)--from his PoV, they're people who get to happily participate in and be cared about by society despite having done nothing about his dad Ever + being de facto hostile towards him for circumstances he really can't control, and sophia is a cop. so there's likely a lot of jealous anger there. then there's the jealous anger we know he eventually realized he was experiencing over sophia having (from his PoV) a good family that cares about her. and Then there's the fact that she abused taylor, and he's thinking about his dad much of the time he's torturing her. he is doing a ridiculous amount of projecting/getting pissy about Unresolved Emotional Issues he's associating w/ sophia, and his idea that he's doing taylor a favor is rlly just the top layer he's actually capable of being aware of, not by any means the definitive part of the act.

also, taylor doesn't know about any of that shit. as far as she's concerned there's no "no." just him going "if i were u i woulda put lice on those guys....we could fuck w them for u if u want idk why u dont do anything" "I am not going to do anything dont fuck with it" "ok ig uess" and then it moves on

this but where the edgy dark character is the one saying no to murder and the pure innocent cupcake is the feral one

[izzymalec]

shadowhunters but with lyrical masterpieces

And it’s just too hard To watch it all Slowly fade away I’m leaving today

[stardustanddaffodils]

aw no?? that truly sucks a lot i'm sorry :( apologies for assumptions and also sounding super salty but it rlly sounds like they're east asian there bc like. lmao. no other part of asia would be THAT confident abt people not being asian unless their history stretches back to the part of asia that has been deeply acknowledged as basically all asia is for like fucking forever. like what is this??!! tbh asian academic/strict parents jokes are a thing i am ok with with my friends who yk are going through a lot of the stereotypical shitty asian stuff and also who i've known for absolutely forever, like since diapers forever, but it's so weird to think that it's to the point that asian jokes are Internet Memes^tm and a bunch of kids r just talking abt issues they have with their families and with their lives and academics like they're haha funny and #relatable and idk. reduced to this very small view of what asia is? like it's COOL that there's a community for that but also 1. that sounds fucking miserable to just spend so much time complaining abt your shitty parents and 2. that example just feels like gatekeeping ethnicity my guy and it doesn't sound fun at all

yepp,,

like. i make (or used to make) asian parents jokes n like. i see the validity in that (tho ive been trying to do that less bc it does sometimes make ppl uncomfortable n. idk it feels like minimizing? idk how to explain it) but. nods. yes

and to your point. it is kind of sad maybe? just that. these are lives and experiences and yeah maybe they are influenced by culture but the fact that. parenting styles (however "good or bad" they might be) and cultural values & expectations (ie being smart? i guess that could fit here?) and also like experiences... like a lot of asian parents or grandparents want their kids or grandkids to be doctors or lawyers or scientists of some sort bc its well paying, respectable, & allowed them a stable life or could provide a stable life that they didnt have... like making jokes abt your experiences. okay ig! but the fact that all of these stereotypes came from something that. has reason and meaning is. yk? i dont know how well my thoughts are conveyed but goodness i guess the more you think about stereotypes the more its like. stop using them as a Haha Funny Stereotype moment pls? these are things With Meaning, and the fact that they're often true of a certain group of people comes from Somewhere

[elysicndrcvm]

━♡ guess the 23 YEAR OLD FEBRUARY baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because CHU EUNHA is just as BEDAZZLING as the month of FEBRUARY. wait, why do they remind me of JACOB BAE? beyond that, they seemed JOYOUS and SAVVY upon first glance. i heard someone say they’re sort of DELICATE and QUIXOTIC though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX 1 / APARTMENT 0215 / FLOOR 3 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as a PATISSERIE OWNER/NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE STUDENT. ( ez, 21, she/they, gmt. )

     well hey there !! im ez but you fellow dallyeogers can call me ezzy, i have been in dallyeog before so some may remember me as having someone v different to my new bb i bring u now, i joined before with miss tam carmen !! anygays i return with this lil angel who i am all ‘ i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ’ over already even tho i literally came up with him like two days ago. you can find his pinboard here ( which btw i fuckeN love like he’s so aesthetic to me u go king ) and i made him a lil playlist which u can vibe to here. you can learn more about him under the cut but he’s a super soft-hearted gentle dove of a muse and quite...simple for me ?? sdhdh that’s not the right wording but U GET IT djjflg he isn’t super full of angst or trauma he’s just kinda viBIN livin his best life so that’s fun !! but ye without further ado: 

so as u kno from his app he owns a patisserie, it’s his lil babey and he is very dedicated to his craft and makin sure all his ideas for the place and the baked goods he sells are like rlly quirky and avant-garde. like he is so passionate about it u dont even KNOW, he tries to make sure most of the stuff on his menu is something like fun and new u wouldn’t get at just any old patisserie or cafe and that it’s super varied and also kinda aesthetic af? the place is very like trendy. it’s called patisserie d’elysian cause ya know he’s an extra biTCHH and proud.

he has three pupperino’s. all as adorable as each other, snickerdoodle is his golden lab and often ppl shorten it down to snickers, butterscotch is his dapple daschund pup, shortens the name to scotchie often. toulouse is his fancy toy poodle boi, shortens the name down as toto. if u are on the shortened name basis with his pups then u can consider urself one of his close pals. 

he’s actually adopted by his aunt but she raised him like she was his mother so that is what he considers her, she’s on his mother’s side but they are half-siblings. in terms of first name reasoning as well she just liked eunha as a name and didn’t even think about how it is traditionally for a female, she liked that it meant gift from heaven so it stuck. his father is still around, he’s just quite elderly so it felt like a better living situation for him to be raised primarily by his auntie. unfortunately his mother has passed on but no tragic story, she just went peacefully in old age. 

he dyes his hair quite often, it’s currently like a really pastel blue with black streaks consistently throughout like lil ones so it looks super cool. but he’s also had it be a more electric blue, lilac, and a duck egg kinda faded silvery blue. it’s naturally dark brunette. has brown eyes kind of a hazel hue. 

his style is kinda androgynous ig?? he just lives for soft retro fashion, lots of color in his wardrobe but also lots of tapered short and t-shirt fits frequented, sweater vests, rolled up jeans, high skater boi socks, soft jumpers with shirts, shirts in bright colours or satiny texture worn over plain white t-shirts, cardigans, pastel denim jackets, jeans with printed patterns on like clouds, flowers etc, favors yellow and blues. sometimes does eye makeup, occasionally wears heels bc he’s a baddie or super heeled boots/chunky shoes. 

obsessed with music, can play violin and guitar. he’s a big mitski and rina sawayama fanatic, likes anything that sounds peaceful or calming or has like a good fun vibe to it. also likes the trademark gay icons like carly rae jepsen, lorde, etc. he’s not ashamed. obsessed with mamma mia movies. but also likes rap which is rlly funny cause its like the bad bitch female rappers only and like he’ll listen to it while arranging his sock drawer or making his bed or something ajdjdj it’s like hype anthems for being a baddie and a hoe and he’s just doing his night sleepy routine adkfkf. 

showers, blankets, music, baked goods especially bagels are his happy places. 

very much a sensitive lil romanticist, falls in ‘love’ like five times a day, he just likes to giggle and smile around pretty people and admire the artwork hnghdh, he’s like yeARNS though ya know?? like he’s all i will flirt by making prolonged eye contact, i made you a playlist, this song makes me think of you etc. it’s either memes as flirting with him or elaborate love letters u never know what ur gonna get akdkd. 

awful sense of humour, loves his friends more than anything on earth except his pups, would fully live in a huge house of just like his pups and all his closest buds for all eternity. likes fruits way too much, enjoys puns about fruits way too much. milkshakes, sushi, orange hues and bus rides are some of his absolute favorite simple pleasures of life. clouds, flowers, salt lamps, the sunrise over the sea, skateboarding, fresh soda, teddy bears, busy street markets, parasols, fish tanks with exotic fish, sorbet, bike riding, polaroids, record players, rain at night against floor to ceiling windows with a fresh steaming pot of tea on the desk beside it and warm fresh sheets from the laundry on his bed, ponds, skateboarding. all little joys in life that give him like the biggest pleasure dopamine hit in the world. 

his cousin actually owns a florists so he has flowers just littering his apartment like a lot and it just looks like he has ten million suitors from the late eighteenth century attempting to court him but no all these flowers are from him to him or worse from his aunt djfjg she sends him some for valentines every valentines, pls help him, pls send him flowers. 

studies nutritional science and he fucken hates it. do not ask him shit cause he doesn’t KNOW OKAY? he doesn’t understand it either. he took it because he needed something to go alongside the passion for baking that was a real ‘qualification’/job so that is the only reason he’s doing it. no point doing a baking degree after all when he’s already a baker with a business, he’s super young still he gotta keep his prospects open. so YAH. he’d rather be doing culinary arts but eh. nutritional science sounded better and more logic based. the real miracle is he still gets top grades all the time even tho he spends his life like wtf am i even doing is this even legit akdkdk. school is the worst thing in the world for him watch his mood instantly deflate the second its brought up. 

despite being a quixotic, he’s a lil afraid of intimacy. like oh god does he love it, those small touches and acts of affection u kno? the subtle things that normally go unnoticed, eye contact, brushing of hands, linking of little fingers, rubbing a thumb, kissing eyelids or foreheads or palms or shoulders in little gentle pecks, back massages and rubs or finger tracing patterns absent-minded, shoulder massages, laying your head on someone’s shoulder or on their lap, knocking knees together, exchanging a small glance only the two of you get before bursting into laughter, smiling into kisses, napping together, having blankets placed over you warm and fresh, or towels put ready like it, someone making you something they know you like a lot. that’s his sHIT. but like he’s terrified still, someone skimming their fingers on his skin makes his breath hitch like he’s a scandalized and alarmingly aroused victorian woman sjdjd. he’s literally still a virgin, he hasn’t even had his first kiss okay my baby is delicate be gentle with him akdkd but he still LIKES PASSION AIGHT kfkf. 

real soft spoken, honey tinted voice like i shit u not this boy talks like he’s an angel sent from heavens above to guide you to the paradisaical garden of eden or some shit akdkd. ur gonna fall in love with eunha’s voice before u even fall in love with any other part of him like his adorable beaming smile or stunning eyes akdkf. 

has dance parties around his room when getting ready in the morning, listens to bella’s lullaby unironically yes from twilight yes u heard right, bit of a himbo streak sometimes in his obliviousness djfjf. quite silently subtly funny actually much like jacob himself. 

he is gay, afraid of driving, cannot do math, blanks out often and he is valid for all of those things. has a collection of cartoon and disney animal movie dvds. has a dream notebook. always has blue painted nails in some kinda shade. 

does not enjoy turning in assignments bc he is scared he’ll fail, avoids looking at his grades for weeks after they’re released and hates knowing that they’re out. 

cannot dance, dances often. collects vintage stuff esp clothes and mostly sweaters. likes midnight trips to corner stores and fields where he can just lay and look at the stars. makes friends rlly easily but has super bad performance anxiety. cannot ever have a messy room like even the tiniest bit messy. even like clothes being stacked on a chair instead of away. 

bakes peanut butter, banana and choc chip muffins (they r called monkey bites normally) whenever he’s super stressed. if u want to cheer him up when he’s anxious or stressed then u should give him french lavender honey, chia seeds and caramelized pear on toast/bagel. it is his comfort food. he fancii when he needs a pick me up. treat urself and all that.