#it's not finished lol

[thatoneslytherinnerd]

i just saw a texting story (an app) I wrote a long time ago with the marauders + Valkyries + Skittles and I'm absolutely wheezing

james told the marauders abt his crush on reg and sirius went 'OMG WE CAN BE BROTHERS'

barty+evan+regulus' private groupchat is called regevarty

"at least potter takes romance seriously" -evan

regulus mentioned something about Evans crush, barty went ???????, reg was like 'oh you're good' (as in Evan didn't have a crush on someone else), barty went 'my plan shall proceed', Evan was confused, barty said 'you'll find out when the time is Right', and Evan went 'that sounded like a fucking threat' (it's literally his plan to confess to Evan) (it's got fifty steps and is super romantic)

sirius telling James all the things reg likes so he can win him over

james promising he won't gush and then sending an entire paragraph about why he likes reg

james reading and annotating the picture of Dorian gray for regulus

this making regulus freak tf out even before he realizes it's for him bc JAMES IS READING AND ANNOTATING MY FAVORITE BOOK SHAOIEHFODIKJG

sirius calling James a brotherfucker (affectionate)

the Valkyries being genuinely concerned for james' health because he's reading????? and he hasn't asked lily out in??????? weeks???????????

'prongsie'

'how the fuck did James eat so fast' (dorcas) 'idk but i'm jealous' (Evan) 'of the food?' (Regulus)

regulus giving James a shovel talk about himself

james: he said if this was a prank/I hurt him/I cheated on him he'd kill me james: I think I would let him

james teasing Sirius about his crush and Sirius threatening to revoke his blessing of jegulus

james confessing to regulus with flowers and blushing/stuttering through the whole thing

regulus freaking out about the copy of Dorian gray + the long note in the front of it

'you're so in love' (barty) 'hey hey hey slow down there buddy' (regulus)

'HE ASKED YOU OUT A N D ORGANIZED A DATE??? he's a miracle' (Evan)

bevan telling reg to tell James that they need to Talk at some point

'his face was red but not like really red just a little pink in his cheeks but his ears were very red and what the Fuck did you two do to me why am I still Talking About Him' (regulus)

barty doing ): instead of :( and Evan and regulus feeling personally attacked about it (so did I tbh that was so jarring for no reason)

james being physically incapable of mistreating regulus

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[dr11ft]

chicana miku 🤎

[kaitcake1289]

in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open

[notherpuppet]

Let’s Dance

Part 2/12

Part 1 | Part 3

[spicyraeman]

accurate post game sleeping arrangement

[textless ver below the cut]

[noisyghost]

corvidae

[ferncloud]

falin

[artist-rat]

fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[ink-the-artist]

Many things to love

[porrigens]

some unfinished pegoryus

[assassin-artist]

"Let us go together, my dear Consort eternal."

[shynverlight]

Oh how the tables turned…

[wanologic]

in no way was civility achieved

[isjasz]

listen i thought it would be funny