#it's not easy being green

[yellowbugifs]

293/365 days of regina mills

[joannerowling]

Slytherins may interract. Just a little.

[mollyollypuddingpolly]

I was overwhelmed with the need to draw this, so here you go.

[aarons-ramblings]

I just watched Wicked. The main message of the film is simple.

[chronicallychthonic]

Listen up Chucklefucks, It isn't complicated!! The Muppet Joker kins Kermit the Frog and is also dating Kermit the Frog. I am the untethered soul of a Kermit the Frog plushie brought to life by attention, affection, projection and semen, forged in the fire that also killed me! Keep the fuck up!

[thegoodplacey]

Redid my Elphaba costume for a Halloween party last night. I am so excited to see Wicked!! Tempted to wear for the premiere 💚🩷

Also included a side by side of my 2017 attempt. Got much better at the makeup 💅🤭

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[ultrameganicolaokay]

She-Hulk by Pablo Villalobos

[xocdddd]

i need reddit users and muppet joker fans ASAP. has the muppets uncle posted anything??? I NEED to know the lore PLEASE REDDIT USERS ILL DO ANYTHING FOR MUPPET LORE

[kookaburra1701]

WIP Wednesday: Katabasis

I was tagged by @saltymaplesyrup, thank you, friend!

I am tagging @gilgamish and @tallmatcha and @expended-sleeper

Fandom: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Rating: T (blood and violence) Category: Gen Genre(s): Action/Adventure Main characters: Khemor gro-Skaven (Male Orc LDB), Calder, Gregor

Summary: A prequel for Nostos, detailing how Khemor went from a senior magus in the College of Whispers to becoming the Last Dragonborn, Thane of Windhelm and the Pale, confidant of Ulfric Stormcloak and traitor to the Empire. =================================

“Really, is this necessary?”

“Jarl’s orders. This is the finest mail in the armory.” Galmar’s gruff voice held a hint of reprimand. He stood in front of the pavilion flap, arms crossed, and glowering at Calder and Gregor while they maneuvered their thane into a light chain mantle. Khemor had already fussed about the padded tunic (in Calder’s opinion, it could barely be called a proper gambeson), and Calder could tell from the edge in his voice that he was about to flatly refuse the chain-mail.

“It’s not a full hauberk, Thane,” said Gregor from Khemor’s other side, where he was running his hands beneath the mantle, ensuring the tunic beneath lay flat.

“Do you actually think Jarl Balgruuf will become violent?” Khemor asked, as he craned his neck around to watch Calder lace together the gusset behind his shoulder.

“Balgruuf?” said Galmar with a short laugh. “Absolutely not. He’s an honorable Nord. But not every one in his court is a Nord.”

“Do you mean his housecarl?” asked Calder.

“Shor’s bones, no!” The scorn in Galmar’s voice was thick, and Calder regretted speaking up as his face heated. “Irileth fought in the Great War with Balgruuf, and by all accounts she has the heart of a Nord, and the honor of one. No, I’m worried about those flighty Imperials. The Whiterun guard is full of them: trained by the Legion, and Legion in all but name. Even the Nords. I wouldn’t put it past some hot-headed fool to think he or she is going to solve the Empire’s little problem single-handed.”

“And by ‘little problem’ you mean me.”

“I mean Skyrim’s fight for freedom. But...you are the most potent symbol of our cause now. Neither Ulfric nor I am willing to risk your life to a single arrow in the back.”

“Nor are we,” murmured Gregor, giving the mantle a final tug to settle it into place. Khemor gave him a wan smile.

“If Balgruuf takes all leave of his senses, and you have to fight your way out, the honor guard consists of soldiers I have hand-picked,” Galmar continued. “I have every faith in their capability to guard your retreat so your housecarls can keep you safe...and of course you have the Thu’um, your wits and...magic if it comes to that. But a cowardly attack no one sees coming? That’s what armor is for.”

[yellowbugifs]

98/365 days of regina mills

[foundfamilyhq]

[weird-potion-effects]

PETITION TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BE GREEN

[queenarielviolet]

I am happy to report that the Wicked movie not only passed the Bechdel test, but also the Shrekdel test (meaning that 60% or more of the runtime has a green-skinned character featured on the screen).

[chronicallychthonic]

Her mind is Mine. I am going to Kill our ex-boyfriend Robert.

[starlightcleric]

I mentioned her last night, but you must all gaze upon Herja, my BG3 character from my new game with my husband, who, with Longstrider, has a move speed of 17 meters :D