#it's not easy being green

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293/365 days of regina mills

[joannerowling]

Slytherins may interract. Just a little.

[mollyollypuddingpolly]

I was overwhelmed with the need to draw this, so here you go.

[aarons-ramblings]

I just watched Wicked. The main message of the film is simple.

[chronicallychthonic]

Listen up Chucklefucks, It isn't complicated!! The Muppet Joker kins Kermit the Frog and is also dating Kermit the Frog. I am the untethered soul of a Kermit the Frog plushie brought to life by attention, affection, projection and semen, forged in the fire that also killed me! Keep the fuck up!

[thegoodplacey]

Redid my Elphaba costume for a Halloween party last night. I am so excited to see Wicked!! Tempted to wear for the premiere 💚🩷

Also included a side by side of my 2017 attempt. Got much better at the makeup 💅🤭

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[ultrameganicolaokay]

She-Hulk by Pablo Villalobos

[xocdddd]

i need reddit users and muppet joker fans ASAP. has the muppets uncle posted anything??? I NEED to know the lore PLEASE REDDIT USERS ILL DO ANYTHING FOR MUPPET LORE

[raphaerolo]

"It's not easy being green, but it's easier being green... together."

This piece is very old and based off a touching and beautiful frantic fanfic i wrote with my friends over a year ago which is below. Happy st pattys day, have some gay muppets 💚💚💚

"It's not easy being green"

(co-written with @chickengodnoodle and another who isn't on tumblr, and we could only see the last most previous section when we were writing)

Rated all ages

"Understand you wouldn't," Yoda growled

"Talk to meeeeee!!!" Kermit pleaded, on his knees.

"Mmm hmm heh!" Yoda retorted. He scrambled off the bed and scoombled out of the bedroom.

Kermit sat dejectedly on the floor and gazed towards the ceiling. It wasn't always like this between him and Yoda. They used to be happy.

Not anymore.

After Miss Piggy died in a karate tournament, Kermit didn't know where else to go but the stars. He paid the fee to go exploring the galaxy, and he met Yoda there. Kermit was still so in grief over Miss Piggy he didn't expect to fall so fast and so hard for Yoda. They had travelled back to Earth, as Yoda had nowhere else to go, he was only 500 at the time. Still a young Yoda.

He and Kermit settled down in a small house near where Kermit performed. Yoda joined the show for a little. They were happ

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y. but over the years something happened. they fell apart, it sure wasn't easy being green. a sad, depressed Kermit got up from the bed to go for a walk and clear his flat froggy head. he needed something, some idea at all that would bring him and his beloved Yoda back together again. He still loved his fellow green one dearly and couldn't stand it when they fought. He knew deep down that Yoda couldn't stand it either. Kermit walked past busy cars and people alike as he made his way to the local walmart. maybe he would pick out some nice green flowers and some snacks for his beloved. They could have a date night like old times.

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Old times.

Kermit almost laughed.

The good times were all he had left, these days, anyway.

Inside, he grabbed a cart and hunted down an assortment of dehydrated frogs, and the lady at the checkout gave him a wild, unbelieving look at she wrung it up with the flowers and chocolate. The ride to the jedi temple was short, and uneventful. The guards recognized him instantly as the grandmaster's old time lover, and admitted him, if not reluctantly; everyone knew of their fall out.

He kept to himself as he picked his way through the maze of corridors, allowing himself a small pause to smile at the gaggle of junior padawans giggling amongst themselves.

Finally, he reached the corridor where the council members resided.

Yoda's door came too quickly, and Kermit had to force himself to knock before he lost his nerve and ran away like the coward he was. Miss Piggy was right. He was a fraud. A failure. A muppet, if being a man were the other option.

The door opened, and Yoda stood in the door, clad in his bathrobe and holding a tall glass of wine.

"Meditating, I am," he said a little lazily. "What is it, hmm?":

Kermit gulped, and shoved his peace offerings forward.

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"It's not easy being green," Kermit said softly. "But it's easier being green... together."

Yoda looked at him with his wide, dark eyes. He looked at him the same way he'd looked at him when they first met.

Yoda's grip faltered and his wine glasses shattered on the floor. He scrambled around and jumped onto Kermit's back to give him a hug.

"Missed you, I have."

The end.

Brought to you by me and my chaos friends and frantic fanfic

[kookaburra1701]

WIP Wednesday: Katabasis

I was tagged by @saltymaplesyrup, thank you, friend!

I am tagging @gilgamish and @tallmatcha and @expended-sleeper

Fandom: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Rating: T (blood and violence) Category: Gen Genre(s): Action/Adventure Main characters: Khemor gro-Skaven (Male Orc LDB), Calder, Gregor

Summary: A prequel for Nostos, detailing how Khemor went from a senior magus in the College of Whispers to becoming the Last Dragonborn, Thane of Windhelm and the Pale, confidant of Ulfric Stormcloak and traitor to the Empire. =================================

“Really, is this necessary?”

“Jarl’s orders. This is the finest mail in the armory.” Galmar’s gruff voice held a hint of reprimand. He stood in front of the pavilion flap, arms crossed, and glowering at Calder and Gregor while they maneuvered their thane into a light chain mantle. Khemor had already fussed about the padded tunic (in Calder’s opinion, it could barely be called a proper gambeson), and Calder could tell from the edge in his voice that he was about to flatly refuse the chain-mail.

“It’s not a full hauberk, Thane,” said Gregor from Khemor’s other side, where he was running his hands beneath the mantle, ensuring the tunic beneath lay flat.

“Do you actually think Jarl Balgruuf will become violent?” Khemor asked, as he craned his neck around to watch Calder lace together the gusset behind his shoulder.

“Balgruuf?” said Galmar with a short laugh. “Absolutely not. He’s an honorable Nord. But not every one in his court is a Nord.”

“Do you mean his housecarl?” asked Calder.

“Shor’s bones, no!” The scorn in Galmar’s voice was thick, and Calder regretted speaking up as his face heated. “Irileth fought in the Great War with Balgruuf, and by all accounts she has the heart of a Nord, and the honor of one. No, I’m worried about those flighty Imperials. The Whiterun guard is full of them: trained by the Legion, and Legion in all but name. Even the Nords. I wouldn’t put it past some hot-headed fool to think he or she is going to solve the Empire’s little problem single-handed.”

“And by ‘little problem’ you mean me.”

“I mean Skyrim’s fight for freedom. But...you are the most potent symbol of our cause now. Neither Ulfric nor I am willing to risk your life to a single arrow in the back.”

“Nor are we,” murmured Gregor, giving the mantle a final tug to settle it into place. Khemor gave him a wan smile.

“If Balgruuf takes all leave of his senses, and you have to fight your way out, the honor guard consists of soldiers I have hand-picked,” Galmar continued. “I have every faith in their capability to guard your retreat so your housecarls can keep you safe...and of course you have the Thu’um, your wits and...magic if it comes to that. But a cowardly attack no one sees coming? That’s what armor is for.”

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98/365 days of regina mills

[foundfamilyhq]

[weird-potion-effects]

PETITION TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BE GREEN

[queenarielviolet]

I am happy to report that the Wicked movie not only passed the Bechdel test, but also the Shrekdel test (meaning that 60% or more of the runtime has a green-skinned character featured on the screen).

[chronicallychthonic]

Sorry Emily...

I hid my intentions from you. I altered your memories so you wouldn't see my preparations. I knew you'd try and stop me. Hope this doesn't break too bad for you but a Muppet's gotta do what a Muppet's gotta do.

That bitch is going to get what she deserves. Exactly what she deserves. An eye for an eye and then bye bye Athena!

Hasta la vista baby!