#it's not a crime if the crime is objectively funny

[capricornsicle]

Teen Wolf 5bx09/5x19 "The Beast of Beacon Hills"

How stupid are we to be doing this? We're not stupid, we're desperate. ... How desperate?

You can request gifsets! Drop an ask to make a request, and I'll do my best to fulfill it or refer to someone more capable. I'll accept any request except those for Derek, Stiles, and Peter, since they already have so much content in this fandom.

[morganbritton132]

Everytime I read a stranger things fic where the older teens or the adults are really responsible about alcohol, I think about the time my mom told me that her aunt used to pay her in alcohol to babysit. She was twelve.

[din-of-hyrule]

so ive done something exceptionally funny in gw2 and um. if you see him make sure you attack him ruthlessly

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[ktsphere]

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[spacexseven]

Hi still dying with uni (and a cold) but. wtf is fyodor's ability.

[3liza]

[pjharvey-moved]

apparently my brother didn’t actually get ARRESTED he got DETAINED and then let off with a warning (and a lifetime ban from the water park) i’m sorry for lying online

[atopvisenyashill]

i love when people are like “oh i definitely think bloodraven’s methods are evil but i do think his goals are noble” no i’m saying i think his goal is evil he just doesn’t realize exactly how evil or he just doesn’t care. i think he’s bran’s evil mentor and the turning point in both of their stories will be whether bran ~accepts the pomegranate seeds~ or whether he rejects them. bran is fleeing that cave no matter what he chooses, but he will choose and brynden is gonna have an opinion on that choice!!

[animezinglife]

Let me get this straight.

This man gave us a free goat and he's on trial for it? I think not.

[fitzrove]

Due to popular demand (= @armandjolras told me to, it's her fault) I am posting my um. creation from last night. publically...........

DISCLAIMER: this isnt a serious historical assertion, ww1 and esp Germany's conduct in it was really bad and it's probably problematic in 80 diff ways to say that This is the reason it started KWLDPKDLFKFL. To me its fumny though 😭😭

[gemharvest]

This is still the funniest way anyone could have opened a call-out thread I'm being so serious. Later in the thread they brought up the artist being racist/ doing other shitty things but they chose to open with 9/11 cat. I'll give them this, that's definitely one way to make sure people read your thread.

[finalpam8000]

The Five Phases of being a Seventh Doctor Fan

Hehe what a silly little guy!

Oh wait he’s not silly! That’s just a mask hiding the fact he’s a master tactician who controls the universe like it’s a chess board! And will use any move to take down the forces of evil!

Wait a minute he’s not actually a chess master! All his plans are in the verge of failing at any moment! And when they do fail, it’s always his “pawns” that get hurt! He’s just an egomaniac who’s so desperate to feel in control he’s willing to hurt any of his friends!

No no he’s not an egomaniac, but a very sad sad man who’s lost all sense of stability, and is trying to atone for all those who died in his name. He thinks the only way he can do that is to make the universe a safer place, whatever the cost. However, his own guilt has blinded him to the fact that all his schemes are both pushing away those who care for him, and aren’t really helping anyone! Soon he’ll be left defenseless and alone. Deserted by his friends, who have finally lost patience with being treated like pawns.

Hehe what a silly little guy!

[jonquilspool]

theory on where otto is: he’s at the hightower, lady sam just did that to him for a little bit before letting him see his brother and nephew. for a laugh

[thewingedwolf]

a lot of my free time is spent listening to a podcast run and researched by a professor of genocide studies who went into those studies specifically bc in an attempt to escape the violence of his angry, alcoholic father he signed up to go off to war in afghanistan only to realize that the whole war and war in general is a) stupid & boring and b) a series of horrific war crimes that had made the civilian population deeply suspicious of him even tho His Morals Were In The Right Place (tm). when he got home and threw himself into being anti violence, joining anarchist orgs & studying theory & trying to understand why he was sent to the other side of the world to be traumatized for no good reason while traumatizing the local population with his very presence, his shithead father died & he found out that his father was Like That bc their family was chased out of armenia because of genocide and it kicked off a cycle of violence & anger in the men of his family. he absolutely lost his shit, got his degree in genocide studies, and moved to armenia (do not ask me how he convinced his wife to do this with him. he’s really open about every other aspect of his life except his wife and kids which is imo very valid).

all that to say, he has this interesting perspective of war in that he has this cultural trauma of being the victim of a horrific crime while also himself being the perpetrator of imperialism & serving in an area that had recently been the site of several horrific war crimes (really similar to tim o’brien, who served in my lai several months after the massacre but didn’t know the massacre had happened & pieced together what happened from the horrified whispers of the civilians & brags from soldiers). it makes him both hyper critical of soldiers who do terrible things & empathetic to soldiers who are forced from home to do terrible things & angry on behalf of civilians who are victims of war crimes. i have ragged on him for being Very Midwestern about certain things but his research is interesting & sad & well done, & it’s really made me think about my own place in The Greater World & every time the internet loses its mind over some aspect of history i am violently reminded that most people just look at history and go “but MY SIDE was justified actually” when that’s such a BABY IDEA OF HOW HISTORY AND WAR WORKS.

[simmyfrobby]

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please he is the funniest little guy in the whole entire world