#it's not a bug it's a feature

[canisalbus]

It sounds strange to say but Machete’s thighs look so soft… Marshmallowey.

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[vamprisms]

love how tumblr will gaslight gatekeep girlboss when you try to search your own blog for a post. like on most sites you can coax an old post out eventually with the right keywords maybe a google search. but with tumblr it's like. oh you think you made that post? you must be losing it ...haha just kidding. but you never made that post. sorry you think i'd hide a post from you i would never do that to you; i love you. y'know a couple of other social media sites have mentioned that you've invented posts too... not that we've been talking about you we're just worried about you... you must not have made it, you're probably just confused there's no way you could be going insane... right? haha. maybe you should go lie down though. you did however reblog a countdown to halloween gifset of scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed back in 2017 though check this shit out

[spellmage]

got a stunning bug while i was talking to raphael yesterday

[whorascope]

I feel like I was summoned from an ancient sarcophagus just to make this indie sleaze ass mood board. 2010 Bridget would be living for it.

[traegorn]

Being on Tumblr is occasionally having someone take an old, deeply personal post you made some time in the past about your semi-abusive ex and in the tags make it about Jason Todd.

This isn't a complaint.

This is me being deeply amused.

[sentient-clutter]

been thinking a lot about why it takes me an astronomical amount of Introvert Energy to carry on conversations via DMs, but I have absolutely no mental block about commenting on my friends' posts or posting my own stuff. because this is exactly inverted from how I am irl (one very deep convo with one person at a time; talking to groups makes my brain short out).

But! upon reflection, I've realized that I only have 2 modes of social operation:

- Monologue (I have Thoughts and I'd like to Tell You Them, thank you for coming to my TED talk)

- Pirate Parrot (sitting quietly in the vicinity of my friends and squawking a stray comment once in awhile)

...which lend themselves great to posts and comments, respectively... but neither translate very well to long back-and-forth conversations.

[forgottenbones]

Kaiba Tells Emma Why Chess Isn't as Good as Duel Monsters

[the-laridian]

Unless you want people to know what you're backing, you'll want to make sure these are set to OFF; this has already started rolling out, and mine were on by default.

[sso-moonchild]

You don't have to wait a full hour for the cauldron

Ok so after doing any of the following you should be able to use the cauldron even though an hour has not passed; -Pumpkin hunt -Galloper's memories -Haunted trail ride -Ghost hunt (the castle cellar one) -Ghost hunt (the go-out-of-the-portal-and-find-the-guy one)

Everything but the Galloper's memories I haven't turned in before using the cauldron (so basically: I get back from doing the quest and I go straight to cauldron before talking to the green exclamation mark) and I don't know if turning in the quest changes things.

There might be more ways and these might not be foolproof, but this should give y'all 5 additional tries at the cauldron in quick succession :)

[vesmoth]

it's so thoughtful of tumblr to limit my social media usage by making the app un fucking usable after scrolling for a whole ten minutes! 🥰🥰🥰

[sforzieplaysgames]

ATTACK OF THE FLOPPY HAIR

If you think that I'm too old and mature not to stop and laugh every time Gabby's hair does this, you'd be wrong.

[earanie]

it's just my luck that the one time I *seem* to be in a good place writing-wise I need to get out and run errands

[pikaboops]

great salt lake finally looking a little better

[lancedoncrimsonwings]

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This mannequin scared the crap outta me every time squaring up every time I came in. I think I caught it in the right position on that plinth approximately once.

It put himself in the naughty corner after I solded it.

Though the mannequin in the basement was creepier, this specific one had a habit of duplicating one of the dragonpriest masks, I farmed that for the gold for a long time!

Same house where a horse decided to make itself at home, so honestly wandering mannequins kinda tracks...

glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequins

when i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postion

[the-oracle-of-the-lost]

it's truly the tried and tested Doctor Who formula for a showrunner to say "yep we're doing a soft reboot of the show! this is a great opportunity for new viewers to jump on board!" and then immediately pivoting to lore heavy additions and continuing 60 year old character arcs and pulling random plots from obscure 90s novels.

[aquamarinebling]

isafrin measurements comic based off this post of mine; bc someone asked, and I am a lady of my word (sometimes) <3