#it's not a bug it's a feature

[canisalbus]

It sounds strange to say but Machete’s thighs look so soft… Marshmallowey.

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[vamprisms]

love how tumblr will gaslight gatekeep girlboss when you try to search your own blog for a post. like on most sites you can coax an old post out eventually with the right keywords maybe a google search. but with tumblr it's like. oh you think you made that post? you must be losing it ...haha just kidding. but you never made that post. sorry you think i'd hide a post from you i would never do that to you; i love you. y'know a couple of other social media sites have mentioned that you've invented posts too... not that we've been talking about you we're just worried about you... you must not have made it, you're probably just confused there's no way you could be going insane... right? haha. maybe you should go lie down though. you did however reblog a countdown to halloween gifset of scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed back in 2017 though check this shit out

[whorascope]

I feel like I was summoned from an ancient sarcophagus just to make this indie sleaze ass mood board. 2010 Bridget would be living for it.

[spellmage]

got a stunning bug while i was talking to raphael yesterday

[traegorn]

Being on Tumblr is occasionally having someone take an old, deeply personal post you made some time in the past about your semi-abusive ex and in the tags make it about Jason Todd.

This isn't a complaint.

This is me being deeply amused.

[sentient-clutter]

been thinking a lot about why it takes me an astronomical amount of Introvert Energy to carry on conversations via DMs, but I have absolutely no mental block about commenting on my friends' posts or posting my own stuff. because this is exactly inverted from how I am irl (one very deep convo with one person at a time; talking to groups makes my brain short out).

But! upon reflection, I've realized that I only have 2 modes of social operation:

- Monologue (I have Thoughts and I'd like to Tell You Them, thank you for coming to my TED talk)

- Pirate Parrot (sitting quietly in the vicinity of my friends and squawking a stray comment once in awhile)

...which lend themselves great to posts and comments, respectively... but neither translate very well to long back-and-forth conversations.

[forgottenbones]

Kaiba Tells Emma Why Chess Isn't as Good as Duel Monsters

[vesmoth]

it's so thoughtful of tumblr to limit my social media usage by making the app un fucking usable after scrolling for a whole ten minutes! 🥰🥰🥰

[sforzieplaysgames]

ATTACK OF THE FLOPPY HAIR

If you think that I'm too old and mature not to stop and laugh every time Gabby's hair does this, you'd be wrong.

[earanie]

it's just my luck that the one time I *seem* to be in a good place writing-wise I need to get out and run errands

[lancedoncrimsonwings]

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This mannequin scared the crap outta me every time squaring up every time I came in. I think I caught it in the right position on that plinth approximately once.

It put himself in the naughty corner after I solded it.

Though the mannequin in the basement was creepier, this specific one had a habit of duplicating one of the dragonpriest masks, I farmed that for the gold for a long time!

Same house where a horse decided to make itself at home, so honestly wandering mannequins kinda tracks...

glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequins

when i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postion

[onenicebugperday]

Rosy woodlouse, Androniscus dentiger, Trichoniscidae

Photographed in France by bvcruz

[aquamarinebling]

isafrin measurements comic based off this post of mine; bc someone asked, and I am a lady of my word (sometimes) <3

[egophiliac]

hello! i wanted to say first that i'm a MASSIVE fan of your work hehe. but i'm curious if you've ever said it before-- who are your favorite twst characters and why?

thank you! 💚💜💚

honestly I like pretty much all the characters a lot, but diasomnia definitely holds my heart (and my art). all four of them are my special little guys. episode 7 has been such a delightful treat for me and me specifically. >:)

pre-episode 7 I would've said I couldn't choose between all of my beautiful morons, but getting Lilia's backstory did shoot him up into the #1 favorite-of-the-favorites boy slot! he's an old man who's done with all that war and tragedy business and is now focused on the most important part of life: playing video games and wearing cute outfits! he's 5'2" and built like a twig but he can suplex anyone in the room! he's really bad at pretending to be an Average Teen! what's not to love

also I just. really enjoy how main story Lilia is all:

and every-other-story Lilia is more like:

the duality of grampa. it's real good.

THAT SAID I am also extremely fond of our esteemed headmaster-slash-horrible bird dad. he's a fancy goth with the soul of a harried accountant. he might be the mastermind behind the entire plot, or he might just be an idiot. he might be both at once. he's awful. he's magnificent.

[lilybug-02]

Angry Bugs!

Bug Fact: The origin of the word "bug" is still unknown. Linguists suggest it came from the Middle English term bugge ("something frightening"). Likely connected to Scottish bogill ("goblin"), Low German budde ("louse, grub"), and Welsh bwg ("ghost").

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[dagreb]

I've decided to accept the mobile refresh glitch as a thing I cannot change