#it's not NICE

[crowleychild]

I just ask the media for a show in which a man thows himself overboard, stiff as a board, not thinking even about swimming, in order to find the love of his life

[jewishcissiekj]

oh yeah so I was staring so confusedly at my therapist for the last 10 minutes of our meeting today because I was talking about how I feel like I don't have meaning in my life and there's a hole that's always there and then she was like 'ok drink water. now let's talk about your choices and about math because once you reclaim control of your life you will reclaim control of your life so you should do that' and I think she forgot what I said it was very embarrassing for me

[braxix]

Erestor: So, I decided I'm gonna start gaslighting you.

Glorfindel: You're gonna start gaslighting me?

Erestor: That's not what I said.

[cat-or-kitten]

You don't mean that 🥹no no no i already waited for 22 days i can't go another 16 days 😭💔

[talksaboutracing]

I've just seen a video I wish I'd unsee. In a way, serves me right for looking into this (after finding about it in a driver hashtag on IG) as I was curious, but well. It's heavily implied a certain wag was there. And the behavior in that video by those girlies is very concerning, sick and in a way scary.

I have wags filtered in here (so I don't know if someone talked about this at all), but for this particular one, I think I will also have to unfollow people too as I don't want to see her face ever again even by (untagged) accident or in relation to pics of her bf. Or even reminder that there is a post I filtered out by tags. Just no.

(I won't be answering any questions about this. If you want to find out, feel free to search for it yourself. You know which drivers I mostly follow, so it's probably easy to guess who this is about. Or you can live in oblivion and call me a hater, I don't care)

[shadowbugtidbits]

"Driver Who Punched Shadowbug in the Eye Watches His Car Get Destroyed After the Same Shadowbug Returns with Some of Her Friends"

...Yeah...they can be a bit spiteful if provoked like that. It'd be justified, too.

[lobaznyuk]

this is actually the least offensive OU leo i've seen

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[foolfortune]

[not-messed-up-enough]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt that it was otherwise

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[inthereellife]

YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!

If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd

Noah Lyles won GOLD!

Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!

[cat-or-kitten]

When you have to read the ff from @riveramorylunar on your Laptop because you're Smartphone say's no not gonna do this read it somewhere else 🫠 thank you Smartphone thats so nice off you 🙃 well takes this you dumb b....

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.