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After watching Impel Down again, I don't think Crocodile ran up a single step in that entire jail. He just whooshed up all of them with his sand powers. Which I'm sure he was trying to pass off as efficiency when in reality this man would have been wheezing after the first flight of stairs.
Like yes, clearly he's incredibly durable. He endured the boiling water bath like it was nothing, his pain tolerance is through the roof. But look at me and tell me this 46 year-old, huffs nicotine like it's oxygen sour fruit reptile who just got off of two decades of barely exerting himself in Alabasta save for very recently and then spent a month or so in the worst jail conditions you can imagine is going to bolt up six whole floors like Usain Bolt.
The only thing that propelled him forward that day was sand, spite, and the need not to be outdone by that idiot loser jugglo with way too much energy.
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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh
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has anyone noticed lately how black friday deals or any type of "sale" deals aren't actually deals. like i had something on my amazon wishlist that was $19.99 before, and now it's saying it WAS $49.99 but is on sale for $19.99 for a "black Friday deal." as if it wasn't just $19.99 two weeks ago at regular price. like these damn websites atp are straight up lying and trying to trick people into thinking something is on sale/is a good deal when it's not. and this isn't exclusive to that one item or even just amazon. i've been seeing it everywhere. the fuck
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A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto鈥檚 Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.
Four years later to the date, it returned.
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theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind
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thinking about creatures.
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Safe - Anna Calleja , 2020.
Maltese聽, b. 1997 -
Oil on panel , 30 x 40 in.
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is there a way to eat a croissant that does not involve the indignity of bathing in croissant flakes
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