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[deconstructthesoup]

I've cracked the code

Fantasy High Freshman Year: A version of what movies and TV shows think that high school is like, with fantasy elements

Fantasy High Sophomore Year: A story where a bunch of high schoolers are going on your standard high-fantasy adventure

Fantasy High Junior Year: A version of what high school is actually like, with fantasy elements

[coffincoitus]

I know it sounds kinda edgy and pretentious but I've literally had this immunity to a fear of the dark or the supernatural for as long as I can remember bc to me even if demons etc were real I can't think of why they wouldn't be more scared of me than I of them

[wine-dark-soup]

honestly my relationship to mmorpgs these days is literally "JUST WALK OUT you can leave.meme" and it changed my perspective and i'm having way more fun now. if you really just want to enjoy the game in short bursts, just don't join a guild/a free company/whatever it's called in the game you're playing, except if they're really chill with people coming and going. which often isn't the case because, can't blame them, you often join a guild to do content, and it takes time to do content.

[springthings]

allie fleur nsfw inspo sb that exists in my pocket and my pocket only... team u are making me think about making it pretty fr

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[karvviie]

this is what happened right

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[coffincoitus]

the thing that got me as a kid about the fox and the hound is that they weren't just doomed opposites. is that despite being from different worlds they were equal in the fact that they were both killers, one by nature and the other by nurture

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[captainjonnitkessler]

Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[aphel1on]

nothinggg better than torturing an emotionally repressed character until every single trauma they've ever refused to process starts spilling uncontrollably out of the cracks. like a matryoshka doll situation of repressed trauma and baby you better believe i'm going in there with a hammer