#it's just the engine and stuff that's wonky tbh

[dragonskxn]

I wish I were better at physical art and/or had access to draw digital art again (and actually knew how to use digital art programs properly), because I'd definitely open up commissions just to get more money saved to get myself another car :')

[mickmundy]

spy headcanon thread! just some of my personal thoughts and musings about his character :-) enjoy!

starting off by saying that spy is Absolutely Everything to me.. i've put his thread off for so long because i have SO much to say and im afraid i'll leave stuff out BUT we're going to take a Stab at it (😏) and i guess i'll just add more stuff later if i need! As Usual this is just pasted from my twitter so i'm sorry for any wonky formatting issues!

the most important thing to me about spy's character is that it is Varied and can be Contradictory. i say this about all of the mercs tbh but spy is among the Most important given his role/occupation as a spy. he IS A Spy, but he's also Just Some Guy (gender neutral).

spy is a bit dry; very sarcastic, a bit stoic, but he's definitely not heartless. i think he's very "emotionally in-tune" to those around him and prides himself on being able to read a room exceptionally well!

... but just because he knows what people might be thinking doesn't mean he's going to do anything about it! he likes being in the know but seldom ever enjoys interfering; it's best if he keeps out of the fray, or so he tells himself!

that being said, i Do think spy makes exceptions to this rule (which To Me is what makes his character Interesting!).... as we see in expiration date! he spends his "last living days" helping scout become a worthy date for miss pauling!

if he sees someone Floundering or really stuck in some kind of emotional squander, he'll pass by with a hand on the shoulder and a concise, discreet, kind word of advice in their ear and move on. no need for thanks, he's just Sharing an Observation! if you try to thank him, he'll give you a coy look and be like "for what?" but he knows. he's just letting you know you don't need to thank him <3

loves breaking balls. he'll help you if you ask him, but not before he gives you a LOT of shit for it. he'll volunteer himself to help you (even if you tell him you need his Stinking Help!) and he'll roll his eyes and say "ha! you are So helpless! i know you're glad i'm here to see this through with you uUu" LOL

but he will give you genuine insight and Surprisingly Good advice. huh, you didn't know he knew you so well! despite his job as a spy, he'll tell you to be authentic and will encourage you to listen to your instincts.

is an Observer First and an Action-taker second. prioritizes being in the know and likes being in the background (despite how good he is at being in the spotlight!). always thinks before he speaks, very calculated in everything he does!

got wiser with age. when he was younger i think he was quick to save his own skin and thought only about himself. among his first "selfless" acts were running out on scout and his mom to "protect" them, but with the wisdom of hindsight, that wasn't the smartest idea!

firmly believes in the power of respect. seems to have a positive relationship with all of his teammates (yes, even sniper, engineer and pyro lol) and scout's mom, too (regardless of how u see their relationship). tells scout that he has to earn pauling's respect to be worthy of her!

won't hesitate to stick his neck out for/work with people he appreciates. in the comics, he works with (and even prioritizes the safety of) miss pauling, helps sniper, and obviously comforts scout when he's dying in the way that Scout would want to be comforted. good job pops!

which brings me to dadspy... how i love you... i could make an entire other thread about my dadspy thoughts BUT i'll keep it "brief" here. i don't think he ever "treated scout like shit" nor do i think he was abusive to scout's mom or scout. he's just the world's most mediocre absent father to me... KDSKF

i think scout's mom knew What Spy Was and knew that at some point, he'd have to leave her. i think she's a perfectly capable woman who spy is genuinely still in love with (they have an open, long-distance relationship!) and is quite the deadly catch herself! perhaps i'll make a thread on her if that's something people would want....

i don't think she resents spy for running out and i think spy has complicated feelings about running out. he's convinced himself he did it for everyone involved's safety but in hindsight he Does feel a Bit (emphasis on Bit. it's not Earth Shatteringly Dramatic, just a little demon that sneaks up on him now and then...) guilty and tries to "make up for it" by Trying to get along with scout even if it's... not easy LOL. him turning into tom jones when scout died was to comfort scout the way Scout would want, which i think says a lot about spy's character.

however, once scout finds out the truth, i think he tells spy that he shouldn't have lied to him about it ("what kind of dumbass lies to their son on his deathbed! 🧍") and spy's like "ah... i suppose that... was also a mistake." and they smirk/smile at each other.. Road To Forgiveness begins..

also i personally love the running gag that everyone knows that spy is scout's dad (except for scout), not because i think spy would tell all/even some of the mercs but because it's SO obvious that all of them are like "i mean yeah.. doy". extra points if their knowledge Also surprises spy. "WHO TOLD YOU? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" and the mercs are like ??? "erm... we have eyes...?" LOL

DESPITE being Stoic and Unknowable and Mysterious, he is also Quite the Doofus. one of my favorite and most important thoughts on his character. i think his authentic laugh is his snort laugh and i think that's what made scout's mom fall in love with him... :') has a great sense of humor.

loves playing pranks, causing mischief and being a Smug Cunt. will hide behind his Carefully Crafted Facade, but those who really know him (heavy, scout's mom) can see right through it! teaches scout some of his "best ones" (though not before pranking HIM with them first! it's okay though. scout's a good sport and gives him props LMAO)

a short list of spy's "best ones":

cleaning a glass door REALLY well and tricking the mercs to run into it at full force

oil on the kitchen floor so that anyone who comes running in will slam into the oven that engineer Just Fixed God Dammit! and destroy it

mentos in soda

scout and spy have the "same laugh" when they REALLY start howling. snorting, wheezing.... they sound almost identical. usually if they're laughing THAT hard, the rest of the mercs are looking at them like this >__> (covered in soda, can't get up from the ground because oil, etc)

obviously enjoys literature! language is one of his favorite things, though. loves learning about different dialects, slang, accents and learning the intricacies of grammar, too! likes studying the other mercs for this reason. the base is a fun, mixed bag for him!

the best secret keeper. contrary to popular belief, spy will NOT air your business if it's Serious. he might "let it slip" to medic that sniper sleeps with a stuffed animal, but he won't let anyone know that heavy has ptsd. he likes giving people shit, but not genuinely causing harm!

ah.. breaking balls as a love language.. this is something that i think is shared between spy, scout, and scout's mom. they LOOOOVE to give you shit, but it comes from a loving place. i think a lot of scout and spy's banter in exp date is like this:

it's not actually Insulting to either of them (spy calling scout a failure, scout telling spy to go to hell, etc) and is in fact more like a thing of Endearment. if you know people like this then you know what i'm talking about. idk how else to describe it KSDFKS

he is very girlfailure that thinks he's a girlboss but is actually a girlfailure and is coming to terms with his girlfailing. as i've said, spy isn't heartless. he knows he's made mistakes and knows his job has costed him a lot and now he's trying to reconcile with it. sometimes it's funny, sometimes its angsty!

is a total foodie and has a LOT of opinions about all kinds of cuisine! loves cooking with engineer and pyro (YES i think pyro is an INCREDIBLE chef. they only burn things because it's fun/funny! for the bit. you understand), and heavy has a perfect palette (just a personal hc of mine heh) so he always gets to tag along and taste test! <3

if spy is involved with any of the other mercs, scout's mom knows about it. they're in an open relationship and spy values her just like he'd value any of the mercs in a romantic relationship. she knows all of them and they're all very polite to her (ala like they are with miss pauling), but she quickly surprises them by being snarky and playful like spy and scout! she also doesn't hesitate to begin telling the mercs the most Humiliating Dirt on spy AND scout! HEHEHE

i don't think he'd cheat on her nor do i think he'd bother cheating on any of his partners. he's very open with communication when it comes to his interpersonal relationships (this is ironic to everyone but him because his relationship with his son is currently in shambles). he's good at it when it comes to romantic relationships though!

his love languages are, well, any and all of them! he loves being in love, he's a huge romantic and is not shy about showing it. will absolutely DROWN his partner in gifts and pretty words (that he really does mean!) and so on... perhaps to the point of it being a little overwhelming! at his partner's request, he'll dial it back... but he still loves to spoil his lovers, and THAT is something he WON'T apologize for! >:)

as i touched on earlier, has a good rapport with all of the mercs and pauling. he's patient with soldier and the other mercs hear him out about the bucket list idea (and are all Quietly Amused by how scout promptly ruins that for him. team dynamic ykwim). i think he's the closest with heavy (i'm a spoovy enjoyer), engineer, pyro, and sniper (BUT in kind of a "unique" way. perhaps i'll elaborate) but he enjoys the company of all of the other mercs as well!

is Informed about engineer's, demoman's and medic's research (though not on the levels they are of course) and likes being in the know about things going on around the base. he mostly shares enemy intelligence with these three over anyone else. they talk frequently and Love to gossip (engineer SWEARS its not gossiping but demo and medic are like "no. its gossip!" SKDFKSDF)!

will absolutely always enable you to treat yourself. scout, spy, medic and demo are the KINGS of "go on!! treat yourself!! :D" no matter what it is. if spy sees you really struggling about whether to get something, he'll slip it in with his own purchases and gift it to you later. "this one is from me, so you don't need to worry about compromise. <3"

in battle, he's a bit more sadistic than his teammates; likes making people squirm and is more than capable of getting under your skin. information extraction is part of his job and he treats it as such: Part Of The Job. he doesn't get a LOT of pleasure from hurting others, but he Does enjoy starring in a good revenge tale!

no, i do NOT think the world's most absent father cares about his 30 year old son's sex life nor do i think he's even "fiercely overprotective" of scout just in general. i think he knows scout is a grown man who has to make (and account for) any failures and fumbles he makes in his life. he'll be there with a kind word (and a few snarky ones!) when shit hits the fan, but he's not running around fighting scout's battles for him. scout loves battling too much to let him anyway! LOL

he teaches him things that Spy Himself values (like respect) because he... values it and since spy IS trying to be a bit more of a Dad to scout, it's also a reflection on him (to spy. scout doesn't care or think of it that way). insists on the value of self improvement! (something he himself didn't learn until he was Much Older... but scout doesn't need to know that!)

[mishkakagehishka]

yeah no fr you get it. i notice so many little things that just feel weird when games try to be too realistic. like modern fallout games? you immediately notice when character's mouths or animations are wonky. tbh i play far too few super-realistic-games to really point out any ones i have flaws with but like!

final fantasy! 15 is pretty realistic but still keeps that anime vibe. prompto's hair is a little silly but hey, its ff! and it fits in the world and doesn't feel off. kh? entirely silly. even in kingdom hearts 3 where there's a lot more like "high-def" textures and stuff, all the characters are so silly and anime-esque that it still just works.

hell i sometimes think ts2 has more polish and personality than ts4, and that came out in approx 2004...

idk man i love my silly anime games and my clunky/chunky/low-poly graphics. realism is fun as are pretty graphics but man. i can look past shitty graphics if the story and characters are fun and i have a reason to care. but if the graphics are slowing my device down and i can barely play? that's just a pain.

on that note why are assassin's creed games so fucking big. i had to dl over 100gb for ac: valhalla awhile ago. is this even necessary anymore...? ngl i like ac4's graphics more than the more modern games sometimes...

sorry im a little passionate abt games. oopsies. ily corks

No, but exactly, that's why i brought up ff. It has a dash of realism to it, but the charas look so stylised in the anime way despite that, that flaws don't jump out as much as they do in the RE engine, to me. I very much remember wonky hair being a thing despite the fact that i played one (1) 3D final fantasy entry, and that was years ago, but it never struck me as odd, because... it was stylised, and it could get explained as part of the style. When you aim for photorealism, even the most minor flaw registers as - a flaw, cannot be explained by saying "it's stylised".

And, yeah, real. I can't tell you for Valhalla or Odyssey - I don't own them and don't really have an urge to get them either (not in an elitist "it's not a proper ac game", but just a bit of a side-eyeing "i play ac for certain reasons, and odyssey and valhalla took a path that removed those reasons"), but from what I hear they have a fuckton of content. I think Origins also took so much to download, it was ridiculous.

(And same tho. I made tumblr bc i wanted to be insane ab elder scrolls somewhere, enstars just kinda took over. But i've always been a video game freak)

[sumeshi-t]

Hello!! Can I ask for some kinky dom Tendou/Wakatoshi HCs please?

i'll see if i can squeeze some out from this tiny brain... discussing tendou and thirst rp on discord helped a lot tbh. under the cut for the graphic nsfw words, proceed with caution! (god, why is it always thirst huh, i’m not complaining tho)

Tendou Satori

guess monster? no just a plain monster in the sheets ma’am

one thing that comes to mind about tendou for me is that, he's a tease

your reactions to his teasing never fails to get his engines going especially if you’re being bratty? that riles him up even more. 

voyeurism? check. exhibitionism? check. spitting? oh hell yeah.

baki baki ni ore, nani wo? your pussy and you.

he’s gonna make you cum on your own fingers, legs spread before him as he watches you; all the while delicately stroking his own cock, telling you one naughty remark after the other; before he also comes all over your face and forces you to lick his dick clean.

he loooves spitting in your holes–can be your mouth above, or mouth below and he enjoys it so much especially when you swallow

you could be eating dinner with your parents and his expert fingers are toying with you beneath the table. it was a good thing the food was spicy or else there can be no excuse for your reddened face, or sudden exhales of breath

or he’s gonna meet with you early in the morning, inside the gym’s storage and get a quickie there–

but it’s not really that quick because sooner or later, you can both hear goshiki’s voice outside along with the sound of rubber shoes stepping against the gym floors

his hand is tight around your mouth, his fingers pressing onto your jaw so not a single noise escapes you. his wide, amused eyes look over at you with hunger and wonder–and his dick is hot and twitching inside at the thrill of getting caught doing you

luckily you don’t get caught anyway, and you two come out of the storage like nothing happened. the younger ones are a bit confused at your flushed cheeks and sweaty skin, but you explain that it’s because you had to chase tendou after an argument

lol then again, the rest of the third years know exactly why except ushijima of course

but his aftercare game is strong. just as how good he is with blocking, he’s good at blocking out all your worries and insecurities because he treats you like a queen just as you deserve! praise kink confirmed

Ushijima Wakatoshi

ngl this baby is clueless–what is a kink?

all he knows is that when he does certain things like hitting in deep when your legs are on his broad shoulders, he makes you feel good

and i think for him that's what matters most

i mean, i can see him domming you, because he truly is

but the kinky stuff? those things would usually have to cum come from you, i'm sorry

so for that one time you wore lacey lacey undies on his birthday

it riled him up alright, and you expected that he was gonna rip it from you

but what he does was even better–not only was your so-and-so amount of japanese yen salvaged, but having sex wearing the lingerie on? damn, you gotta admit, it was waaay hotter than what you'd expected

so like, you guide his hand up to your neck and at first his eyes were 👁👁 at you (but his thrusts never faltered he's so good, multitas-king) 

because, "y/n, i don't want to hurt you," or "y/n, why do you want me to... kill you? groan"

so you literally beg to convince him, lust-filled eyes never leaving his that he's had to gulp

he takes a tentative grasp around your neck, you guide him through it anyway, and when you've found the sweet balance of a bearable choke

holy moly

i mean, he's big, so you're surely tight for him; but once your moans were turned into desperate gasps of air that tears formed in your eyes–ushijima never thought your cunt could cling onto his dick that much–

needless to say, something sorta snapped in him and it just felt right

so he dips his head, biting all over your skin, over the softest, sensitive parts–he loves that area just near your cleavage

and excuse me, his stamina? as if it wasn’t high already in the first place, it increased af after that little choking moment

he lies down, letting you top him but we both know it's ushijima who's going to move and in control. sure you boing-boing above that dick, but he's gonna be bucking his hips up into your wet, sore core

he notices the reddish marks of his fingers on your neck, and upon pure instinct, he pulls on your hair to drag your head back so he could see the work he's done

it was a wonky yet worth it start to your kinky lessons with your boo and i tell you–be straightforward with him with what you like and want him doing to you, and this big boy will deliver

also, reassure him of your comfort because that's his greatest priority above all 🥺

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[arorocanada]

I finally downloaded Overwatch!!!! God bless the free weekend tbh. The graphics look kinda wonky in my computer but I can play just fine, I’ve already used all the characters in the Training Mode. Now I should play with other people... but... just thinking about it makes me nervous... I’ll try later.

Under the “read more” I’ll say what I think about each character!

- Soldier 76: THANK GOD HE’S EASY. Like, seriously, I’m so bad in this type of games, I’m glad he’s so easy to play.

- Reaper: tbh I think of him as a slightly more difficult version of Jack. I still don’t know how to use the teleporting, tho (I’m sorry Gabriel, you’re awesome, I’m just awful at this)

- McCree: uuhhh, not as hard as I was expecting? But my aim is super bad, so, not very good.

- Genji: kinda easy? Idk, maybe using him to his full potential is super difficult, but I didn’t find him very hard to use. 

- Tracer: surprisingly, I found her harder to use than Genji XDXD Also, I accidentally killed her with her own Ultimate, sorryyyy

- Zenyatta: dudeeee, he’s as awesome as I thought he would be, but I need a lot of practice, cause I’m still not sure how to use his orbs :_D

- D.Va; as awesome as Zenyatta, but I also need practice. That being said, her Ultimate is fucking awesome

- Sombra: omg, sorry, but I really don’t know how to control her, I’m rubbish XD But being invisible is cool

- Symmetra: I don’t really know how to use her either and I don’t like her attacks, sorry :/

- Pharah: I thought I would like her but???? No???? Idk, I really dislike her attacks and I can’t move very well, idk.

- Hanzo: HOLY FUCK HE’S SUPER HARD. Like, my aim is already shit, and I don’t really like his abilities, so I’m super awful using him. Tbh the best thing is that he doesn’t need to recharge arrows tbh.

- Widowmaker: uuhhh, I found her easier than Hanzo? But I still don’t like her or her abilities a lot, snipers are not really my thing...

- Orisa: she’s fun?? I think with some practice I could like her a lot

- Bastion: really awesome???? I’d like to use Bastion again tbh

- Junkrat: man, he’s super fun, and the mine jump thingie is awesomeee. But I definitely need more practice, lol. Also, I don’t really like his Ultimate

- Mei: I find her kinda uncomfortable to use??? Sorry

- Ana: uuuhhhh, not bad, I guess. I don’t really care about her tbh

- Zarya: same as Ana tbh. I think I could like her more with some practice

- Torbjorn: kinda cool??? Like, I usually don’t like engineer types who make turrets, but he’s kinda fun, and I find him a bit more easy than Symmetra (sorry Satya)

- Roadhog: I LIKE HIM A LOT. Seriously, I didn’t expect to like him so much, but the hook is the best thing EVER. I wish he had more ammo, tho.

- Reinhardt: I didn’t like him as much as I thought I would, but he’s still cool, I love the shield. Though I’m still not sure how to use Defense Heroes, so...

- Mercy: tbh I found her kinda boring. But the Training Mode doesn’t seem to have a lot of stuff for healers, so maybe it’s just that.

- Winston: I LOVE HIIIM. Kinda like Roadhog tbh, it seems I have something for super big characters. He looks easy and I love his super jump <3

- Lucio: SURPRISINGLY HARD???? LIke, at first I didn’t even check his abilities, I was kinda pressing buttons and moving around to see what he could do, and I killed him like five times trying to wall ride :_D Sorry Lucio, even after checking your abilities I still don’t know how to use you buddy

Soooo, that’s everyone, I think! I’m gonna try to be brave and play with other people later in a Play VS AI or something like that, I hope nobody yells at me. All in all Overwatch looks super fun :>