#it's just gonna be my bestie and me against the world i guess.......

[songtwo]

7 out of 9 friends r gonna be taking different classes than me next semester this is so evil

[intuitive-revelations]

Legend of Ruby Sunday live notes

Obviously spoilers below, recorded as I watched. Definitely gonna watch again though. I think I might do a seperate write up about 'what to take away' because oh my god does this episode throw a lot at you!

"Uncle"!!

We're definitiely getting a UNIT spin-off aren't we? I recognised the soldier guy straight away (tbh, when I first saw the 60th trailers he looked so odd in the shots used I thought he was cgi/deepfaked). If we do get it, I do hope they go for the military vs science conflict like I imagine - he'd be a good 'antagonist' for Kate in that regard.

Ooh... just pointing out the anagram in-universe....huh.

"TARDIS technology." Oh she's doomed this episode, I can feel it coming.

Oh! And we're doing the Susan mention?! Ok?!

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE PRE-TITLES WHAT? WHY?

Must be a redirect, though, surely? 'Susan' is not much to go off. It's silly they're jumping to this straight away in-universe, even with the TARDIS anagram.

"Well, except the obvious." "We'll get him." Is that a Musk slam?

Mel!

"Call me Sue" that's a bit of evidence against. Though if it is somehow Susan, her actually being 'really nice' would be cute.

Ruby Rose besties! Ruby Rose besties!

Hm. If this is somehow Susan, we are so going to dissect that thing about Sue Triad's parents.

Donna mention. :)

Oh my god, I've just realised. The TARDIS is a central part of this mystery, and that's exactly what Mrs Flood claimed to recognise...

Uhh.... what's up with Flood?

"HE WAITS NO MORE."

We're really settling on the Susan thing, huh.

"He never mentioned a granddaughter." Five Doctors fans keep losing.

"If you've got a granddaughter, that means you've got kids." "Well, not quite. Not yet." OMG WE'RE DOING THIS?

(Also...he definitely HAS had kids before - and not just Jenny and Miranda. But wild that we're implying Susan isn't the child of one of them.)

"I bring disaster. What if I go back and ruin her?" Hmm... so far kinda compatible with To the Death?

"Especially the Prime Minister." lol.

"N-dimenionsal time", thanks, I'll absorb that into my interpretation of time, time tracks etc. in the whoniverse.

Mel lost her family. Is that a reference? Doesn't immediately bring something to mind.

I like the way the lights are fading up and down, very TARDIS-y.

Ooh, the VHS-y environment.

"The greatest power of all: memory. Time is remembered. Memory is time." MEMORY TARDIS MEMORY TARDIS.

"What is the memory of a time machine?" No way.

Ok, getting ready for a twist. RTD said where people were is important.

...or not?

The one who waits?!

Well there goes the colonel. No surprise.

Hmm... the description "it's everything" sounds a lot like the Void ship from Doomsday.

"It's the Beast." Not that 'Beast' surely?

"It's so old. It's been waiting. It's been waiting for so long." So those "one"s are the same, confirmed?

"It's the TARDIS" AHHHH.

It's groaning again! "It's made that noise before."

"What if it exists around the TARDIS now and we just can't see it?"

I don't think this is our Susan, but if she somehow is I'm really enjoying her dorkiness.

...that's two "no more" drops so far. Hmm...

"AND I THINK WE CAN SUCCEED" Hello?!

It's woven into the TARDIS? Some sort of parasite maybe? Didn't RTD say something about the splitting in The Giggle being important?

"He has hidden in the Howling Void. He has hidden within the tempest." WAIT I WAS RIGHT?! It's Void related. The Eternals called it the Howling didn't they?!

"All this time, he whispered and delighted and seduced, and the vessel did obey. For none should be more mighty and none should be more wise than the King himself." UHHHHH.

HARRIET F*CKING ARBINGER (and she said she was born for this... of course)

WAIT THAT'S SAXON'S THEME WTF

"I dream of worlds with orange skies." HUH? I guess that could be from Boom, but you know what I'm thinking

"There is the Toymaker: the God of Games. There is Trickster: the God of traps." I f*cking knew it. The 'Pantheon' is the Pantheon of Discord!

"There is Maestro: the God of Music. There is Reprobate: of Spite. There is the Mara, the God of Beasts, and the three-fold deity of malice and mischeif and misery." Ok Mara mention... BUT also, "three-fold" that's deliberate right?! Like the Six-Fold God?

"The mother and father and other of them all."

SUTEKH!

"Did you think I was family, Doctor?" Phew...

And it's Gabriel Woolf voicing him! That's good.

Wait... he also voiced the Beast... huh. What does that mean with the reference this episode?

[miracleonice87]

#18 - Paris: Barzy

from m’s midnights prompt list

cw: 18+; gets just a lil spicyyyy at the end

a belated birthday treat for @kerwritesthings 🫶 enjoy!

18. Paris: “Privacy sign on the door / and on my page and on the whole world / romance is not dead if you keep it just yours” 

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“Wakey wakey, Sleeping Beauty.”

You woke to Mat’s gentle whispers and feathery kisses to your upper back and down your arm, sighing blissfully as your senses finally roused. You turned onto your back to find him resting on his side, freshly showered and donning the plush, white resort bathrobe. 

“Good morning, handsome,” you greeted him, your hand coming to rest on his stubbly cheek, thumb stroking his jaw.

He beamed, gathering your fingers in his and pressing kisses to each one. “Hated to wake you, but our brunch reservation is in about an hour,” he told you. 

You nodded, arching your back to stretch your sleepy muscles before sitting up in bed, tucking the covers around your bare chest. 

“What time is it?” you asked, rubbing your eyes as Mat chuckled, flopping onto his back. 

“Just after 10,” he answered. 

Your eyes went wide. “Jesus,” you muttered. You reached for your phone on the nightstand on your side of the bed, then snuggled back into Mat’s side as you turned off “Do Not Disturb” mode for the first time in 36 hours and scrolled the bevy of notifications that immediately appeared on your screen.

10 missed calls

4 missed FaceTime calls

13 iMessages

Bestie - iMessage: do you wanna grab drinks later?? 

Bestie - iMessage: bitch why tf is your do not disturb on in the middle of the day

Mom - iMessage: Hi! Just checking in because I haven’t heard from you today. Hope all is well! XOXO

Sis - iMessage: Did you watch Vanderpump tonight?

Sis - iMessage: HELLOOO

Sis - iMessage: I’m going to bed, better wake up to a text from you so I know you’re not dead in a ditch somewhere

Broski - iMessage: where tf are you, dude

Sis - iMessage: Guess not. Call meeee pls

Bestie - iMessage: your sister called me this morning, you better tell one of us you’re alive

Broski - iMessage: yooooooooo???

Bestie - iMessage: are you with your secret boyfriend? your sister just asked me and I’m pretty sure she’s onto something

Mom - iMessage: Your sister mentioned that you might be with a guy. If that is the case, PLEASE be careful!!! XOXO

Sis - iMessage: Oh you are SO completely with that dude

“Your family think I kidnapped you?” Mat asked behind you, ghosting his fingertips back and forth across your shoulders, sending a tingle down your spine. 

You breathed a laugh and locked your phone. “Little bit,” you answered, rolling over onto him, belly to belly. “Let ‘em,” you proclaimed, tossing your phone to the end of the bed.

“Whatever you say,” he said, allowing his hands to travel down your back and come to rest on the curve of your ass, giving each of them a hearty squeeze. 

“You left the privacy sign on the door, right?” you whispered, rolling your hips into his and combing your acrylic nails against his scalp slowly, suggestively. 

He swallowed hard, then let out a shaky breath through pursed lips. “Y-yeah.”

You gave a single nod, then lowered your head to whisper, “good,” in his ear before biting at the shell of it, causing him to shudder beneath you. 

You chuckled devilishly, starting to shimmy your way down the mattress, leaving kisses along his body in your wake. 

“Mmm, I think we’re gonna be late for brunch,” you told him softly, trailing your nails down his abs. 

The six-foot-tall, two-hundred-something hockey player beneath you whimpered like a newborn puppy as you toyed with the waistband of his briefs, smirking all the while.

[swimmingismywholelife]

Proud of You

Summary: Kepa gets called up for the National Team for the first time in almost 3 years and you couldn't be prouder.

Warnings: bestfriend!kepa, fluff, me projecting how much I love Barcelona

A/N: This is my first smau and so I hope it doesn't suck. I just really wanted to post about Kepa starting for Spain again lol

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yourusername: Congratulations on the win against Norway to my favorite Spaniard pablogavi! ¡Vamos España!

Tagged: sefutbol

Pablogavi: ¡Gracias! ¡Te quiero y te veo pronto!

yourusername: ❤💛❤💛❤💛❤

kepa1inmyheart: NAHHHHHHH SHE VIOLATED I'M DEAD 💀💀💀

y/nbestgirl: Kepa really out here losing his bestie to a literal kid

kaihavertz29: how did you win on the field and completely FUMBLE off the field

yourusername: it really do be like that

Kepaarrizabalaga: .....you really gotta do this to me huh?

yourusername: it's not my fault he plays for my favorite team and you don't

Kepaarrizabalaga: WE DON'T EVEN PLAY IN THE SAME LEAGUE

yourusername: and visca Barça your point???

chelseafan10: y/n really said Barca >>>> Kepa 💔

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yourusername & kepaarrizabalaga

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yourusername: For real though, I'm so incredibly proud of you. You've been through so much but you never gave up and it's paid off. Starting XI for the National Team!! And a clean sheet too! You deserve the world and more. So proud to call myself your best friend Kepa te quiero ❤💛

yourusername: and yes, I guess you can be my favorite Spaniard again 🙄

Kepaarrizabalaga: gracias princesa for never giving up on me either. Te quiero mucho ❤💛

k3palover1: WTF WHERE DO I GET ME A FRIENDSHIP LIKE THEIRS I HATE IT HERE

Pablogavi: I was gonna be offended but I love this friendship so I'll settle for being second best

yourusername: don't you worry Pablito it's still Barca >>>> every other team Kepita is just an exception ❤💙

Kepaarrizabalaga: .....you're lucky we play on the same team and I actually kinda like you pablogavi

Pedri: LMAOOOO PABLO ABOUT TO GET HIS ASS B E A T

Taglist: @neverinadream​ @pulisicsgirl​ @masonspulisic​ @lovelynikol16​ @chelseagirl98​ @bracedes​ @lizzypotter14​ @notsoattractivearenti​ @thoseboysinblue​ @pianoisland​ 

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

Hi wackus have you heard about the new multiverse special Shadybug and Claw Noir that releases in November?

Personally I can't wait to see it as an evil Lb and Cn is always something I've wanted to see for years.

In my pov i see them as not really complete alternate versions but the worst aspects of their personality taken to the extreme,like they've suffered through things our Adrien and Mari did but were unable to overcome them and kind of snapped midway,but that's just my view what's yours?

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT OMG! EVIL LADYNOIR!!!!!!

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 I'M SO FRIKIN EXCITED 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

here's my theory. i don't really think they're gonna be like, evil evil. their costumes are too silly for that and the show has usually made villain character design very subtle and nondescript, like gabriel's s5 all-white suit, tomoe's traditional cheongsam & culottes thing, and lila's little middle school girl outfit. toxinelle and griffe noir are having way too much fun with their costumes, making me believe they only look evil on the outside.

as to what could have led to them becoming "villains," hm. what i'd LIKE to think is that...they know things 👀 they know things, they're rebelling, and it only looks like they're on the bad side bc they're trying to get the butterfly miraculous (?) but like...knowing what we know now, why wouldn't they? it's the two of them against the world, as always, so my best guess is that the world is against them in this universe. and ladynoir are sticking together bc they're partners and besties and totally and completely in love.

[alittlextrathatway]

I got another prompt from Sand86802 on twitter.

Posting it here again since it isn’t quite long enough for Ao3.

Played with Violet’s POV on this one. Set in a post 11x22 world.

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“Never take advice from someone who’s falling apart”

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Location: The El

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It’s been a while since Sylvie and Violet spent time together off shift. Even longer since Violet spent any considerable time in the presence of both Brett and Casey at the same time.

Tonight, they had an extra ticket to a concert Sylvie had been dying to attend for a Taylor Swift cover band that reimagined the singer’s work in big band or jazz styles. Violet isn’t a swiftie, but she’s always up for new experiences so she took the extra ticket. Originally, she thinks Casey’s sister was supposed to go with them, but she canceled for some reason. Some sort of teaching emergency.

To top it all off, this concert was a part of Brett’s birthday celebration. Her first birthday as a mom and her first time away from Julia for longer than a couple of hours since the baby officially became hers a handful of weeks ago. Confidentially, Casey confided in Violet that he wanted it to be special and so full that Sylvie never had a moment to feel anxious over leaving Julia with Cindy and Herrmann for the evening.

Violet admired his ambition and effort. Even though, in her heart of hearts, she knew no one could stop Sylvie from feeling anxious about leaving her daughter alone.

They’re on their way to the show now. They opted to take the El to save on the parking fee and time spent jammed up in traffic. Violet sits on one side of Brett with Casey on the other.

The recently engaged couple is sickeningly cute. Casey’s arm is slung over Sylvie’s shoulders, pulling her against him. She went willingly, slotting against him as if she was always meant to be there with her back molding to his side and her head resting in the crook of his neck. Casey turns so he can rest his lips against the crown of Sylvie’s head, kissing her sweetly.

Looking at them now, a person would never guess they’d ever been apart.

The train stops and the doors open, allowing a pregnant woman and her toddler to board. They all clock her as she enters the car and, like her, notice there aren’t any available seats.

Casey kisses Brett’s temple and then releases her. “I’m gonna go hold the rail over by the door and let this woman have my seat.”

“You’re amazing,” Sylvie praises, nodding approvingly.

“Let’s not get carried away,” he says with a fond chuckle. “I’m not a saint. It’s just the polite and decent thing to do.”

Sylvie watches him cross the train and point out his vacated seat to the woman with a besotted smile on her face before she scoffs and glances over at Violet. “Not a saint. Of course he’s a saint. I mean, look at him.”

Violet chuckles mutely, watching as the pregnant woman thanks Matt profusely and waddles her way toward them. “I see him. He’s great.”

“I can’t believe I ever thought I could do without him,” she says with a contented sigh. “I mean, what was I thinking? No one holds a candle to that man over there. Not for me anyway.”

Violet bites her bottom lip, an apology slowly clawing its way up her throat. She’s held it at bay so far, but her guilt grows larger every day. Even quicker than normal during the rare instances she’s directly confronted with how truly happy Matt makes her best friend these days.

Sylvie and Dylan were never going to work out. Not when Sylvie’s connection to Matt is as strong as it’s proven to be. Violet should have seen that sooner.

“I’m happy for you, bestie,” Violet says, linking her arm through Sylvie’s. “Since he came back into your life you’ve done nothing but glow.”

“Thank you.” Sylvie lays her head on Violet’s shoulder affectionately. “I felt like a part of me shut down after I broke it off with him. Like losing touch with him meant losing a piece of my heart. I should’ve known then that ending it was a mistake.”

That does it. Violet can’t hold off her apology any longer. Sylvie’s right. She should’ve seen it and she probably would have too if Violet hadn’t interfered.

“I should’ve known it too,” she says, sighing tiredly. “They way I kept pushing you toward Dylan…God, looking back I was so selfish, Sylvie. I’m sorry.”

“What? No, Violet, my struggles with my emotions aren’t on you. Matt and I had things we should’ve dealt with sooner and we ignored them. That’s on us. All you wanted was to see me happy. I get that.”

No, she really doesn’t. “It wasn’t just about you being happy though.”

Sylvie’s smile turns bittersweet. Her expression is empathetic and all knowing. It’s a look from her that’s potent on anyone, even perfect strangers. When Brett gives someone that look, they feel encouraged to spill all their secrets and struggles.

“I know,” Sylvie replies. “It’s okay. Grief manifests itself in all kinds of ways.”

“Dylan and Evan were friends and I guess I—I guess—“

“You wanted to hold onto that piece of him for as long as possible?”

“Yeah,” Violet agrees. “That’s a good way to phrase it. It goes to show you, never take advice from someone who’s falling apart. I was still spiraling hard when we first bumped into Dylan at the hospital. At the time, I thought all the pieces fit, you know? I know now I saw only what I wanted to see. I sent you a long way down the wrong path.”

“I started down that path long before we ran into Dylan, Violet,” Sylvie states, gently correcting her. “Cut yourself some slack. You were still reeling. I know what that can do to a person. Hell, I moved back home and intended to marry a man I barely knew after we lost Otis. My grief over him kept me from realizing I’d made the wrong choice for far too long. If anyone gets it, it’s me. It all worked out in the end. I have Matt, Julia, and the boys. I’m happier than I’ve been in a very long time. That’s all that matters.”

“I guess so.” She wishes she could say the same but, while she’s through the worst of her grief, she’s far from happy.

“You’re gonna find that too, partner,” Sylvie assures her, as if she’s read Violet’s mind. “I know it. No matter what that happiness looks like for you, I am certain it’ll happen. You’re the best so you deserve the best.”

No, Sylvie’s the best. The amount of grace she extends to everyone around her is practically miraculous. “I already have the best friend I could ask for,” Violet says, giving Sylvie a pointed look. “And that’s all the happiness I need for now.”

As cheesy as it sounds, it’s a truth Violet feels deep in her bones. Sylvie’s friendship will always be the gift that keeps on giving.

[the1975attheirverybest]

hes just being messy, he was with meredith in la last wednesday and then now is like very public with gab. i actually feel pretty bad for meredith, the unfollow makes me think she thought they were more serious than they were. i dont think dating casually is a crime but all parties should at least be on the same page 😕 (no need to post this just telling you)

I’m very confused by all this and I guess y’all really don’t understand boundaries, respect, or consent. But since I’ve deleted just about 40 asks about this in the past 48 hours or so, fine. I guess we are talking about this. (Not directed at you alone or anything just my general feelings on the subject and on the fandom.) you wanna talk about Matty’s love life? Let’s talk about it.

Matty is 34 years old. Which means he’s well above the legal age of consent and, yeah, god help him, as a cis straight man, he do be acting like an absolute child sometimes, BUT it’s his life. His decisions to make.

From everything that we know about him, and especially after the ENTIRE FUCKIN WORLD turned against him over the summer, he is a lot more kind, compassionate, smart, self-aware, gentle, and pure-hearted than anyone’s ever given him credit for. Even his own fans. Say what you will about Matty Healy, but if it were me, in his shoes, I’d feel more than entitled to be Turner bitter towards the public what with the way we all (yes, we, as his fans too) have been treating him. But NOPE. Matty is a way bigger person than most of us. He didn’t say a damn thing. He kept his mouth shut and his head down and he did what he needed to do, he never let any of it deter him from being vulnerable and honest with us and putting on the best fuckin show that he could possible put on every fuckin night.

If that doesn’t earn him the benefit of the doubt then I don’t know what will.

I’m not sure why or when some of us have decided that it is our place to observe what goes on in his love life, to monitor his following/followers lists, to draw conclusions based on those numbers, or to consume public glimpses of his interior life as if it’s some tv show or movie or reality tv, even when those images are taken without his consent, and decide Meredith is not “marriage material” or Gabriette has “an aesthetic that I can finally get behind” (which, by the way, is a very sexist and disgusting thing to say about them as well as Matty, but I guess this fandom is hypocritical and will turn against its own values as soon as Matty Healy’s dick is involved), but at some point apparently that happened and we started to treat him as less than human.

Fine, fine, I’ll even give you that much. Be sexist. Be judgmental and creepy and all up his ass. But to do all that and then “feel sorry for Meredith” call him a “mess”??? When you LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM?!!!!! How do know she thought it was more serious than it is??? Were you there??? Since we’re making judgements and assumptions based on the tiny fragments that we see, I’m gonna go ahead and make a judgment of my own and say since I didn’t see you in the middle holding one of his hands and one of hers, then you weren’t there. So why do you feel qualified to talk about what he may or may not have done??? Do you know him? Is he your bestie???? Did he confide in you??? Hmm? Fuckin tell me!!!!

To summarize: he’s a form of entertainment to you. You don’t care about his boundaries. And you have such a low opinion of him that (despite him proving in what is objectively one of the worst things to happen to a public figure, that he’s endlessly graceful and kind) you will comfortably assume the worst of him without A SHRED OF ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING EVIDENCE. So….why are you a fan? Hmm? Why do you feel comfortable supporting someone you think so little or and have no respect for as a human being?

If any of you really think “he deserve love” and “he deserves companionship.” Then you’d shut the fuck up, stop engaging with content that commodities and dehumanizes him, and mind your fuckin business for fucks sakes.

I mean, how would you like it if, based on a 7 second story on Instagram, or a tweet you made about your personal life or whatever, I (somehow who knows absolutely nothing about you) came up to you and was like “omg I noticed so and so has unfollowed you. Then two days later you posted a pic with this other person. You must have really crushed someone’s heart and led them on making them believe you were more serious than you actually were. And now you’re using this other person who appeared in a picture with you. That is concerning behavior my friend.” If you’re okay with me doing that to you then you and I must live wildly different realities.

[the-path-to-redemption]

Salem! - mylittlerwde

ask meme

Long Post Ahead

SALEM

What are my top four favorite non-romantic relationship dynamics for them? - She and Tyrian got me in a grip, bro. They are so Bloodborne-coded, you have no idea. I also like the one she has with Watts, as little as we have, because he doesn't actually worship her, she's just a matron for his goals and she likes the developments he brings, a good evil partnership (even though she's still very much in charge). I also like the antagonistic relationship she has with Ruby, and how she taunts the poor thing about Summer. It was good, despite all of the flaws. Finally, I fuck with her and the Hound tremendously. God, what a fucking nightmare it was lmao, with how she just treats it better than her lackeys, almost motherly, until you realized that there is a person in there, there is a Silver Eyed Warrior that she captured, tormented, and disfigured in that Grimm. Man, when the horror hits like this, I almost forgot I hate the way CRWBY writes lol.

What season were they at their best and why? - O O F. I seriously cannot pick one, because wow the good moments she has just fucking comes and go without any consistency huh. Well, if I have to choose based on overall enjoyment? Probably 7 or 8, because they actually let her go full-on horror monster, and boy do we need that.

What season were they at their worst and why? - Uhhhhh, I would say...6? Because the way they wrote her backstory and how it went was wack. I love the evil bitches from the start, I do, and I was one of the people who never saw Salem as a good person even before she turned Grimm. But the narrative of Lost Fables was lame, and her complexity was nonexistent because "noooo my man died wahhh :((((" and I...I wish that by itself extended into more? Like, she was sad that what she thought was hers was taken from her, and that spiraled into a need to control the world instead of just like, destroy it for a man that she still murdered when he rightfully gtfo, I guess. Her character trope and the way it all went down are ideas that have been executed better, look no further than the character Father from Fullmetal Alchemist.

How would I rank their outfits from worst to best? - Well, seeing as how both of her outfits just reeks of Orientalism and sexism, both of them belong in the fucking trash. But if I have to rank them, the OG comes first, then her "war" outfit because....what was even there, bestie?

I'm not doing anything H*rry P*tter related, so this ain't gonna be a thing at all.

What do I think this character would be like if they were on the opposite side (good characters are bad, bad characters are good - Huh...Now that's an interesting thought. I thought she would be like Ozpin at first, but then I was leaning more towards her being a hermit trainer who watches over the world in the shadows instead of being a Headmaster, while the Headmasters themselves are either her close friends or studied under her before going into their Huntsman career. I can also see her having her own Huntsman training sect where her students have a unique style of Grimm hunting and Dust utilization due to her being a magician, but upon descending into the world they must never find her again (Baoshan Sanren from Mo Dao Zu Shi is a good example of this trope). A really low-key person.

If I suddenly had control of RWBY, what would I want to do with this character after the events of V8? - First of all, erase Vol 9-. In all seriousness? I would have her kickstart that world domination already, and keep up that level of high stake for the characters to actually deal with. Salem has become a high-level threat, and that would've made the tension not just between the main cast, but them against the world because of their actions, be more interesting. And obviously, have her just fucking blow Cinder apart already. That bitches literally did shit for you but steal the work other lackeys did for you, Salem, just kill her.

[astralscrivener]

for the fic ask game! ★✎ϟ (for this one, in my case it's gotta be every angsty moment you write, especially every time keith cries or has a breakdown in soopits lmao <3<33)

★ what was the scene you most wanted to write in [fic]? what was the hardest scene to write?

gonna use SOOPITS for this question as well! in terms of chapters that are already posted, for what i wanted to write:

keith's almost assassination. i had been sitting on that for YEARS. that chapter started as a oneshot idea shortly after s3 aired (and the fandom put together in like 5 minutes that "shiro" was a clone). the oneshot never came to fruition, and then when i started SOOPITS i realized i needed to use it. desperately. the broganes angst. the klance angst. the chaos of "oh okay so we just have a secret assassin on our ship drifting in space. cool cool cool". very among us. i tried to write an among us oneshot a few years later during late 2020 and then realized that was essentially the entire s5-6 arc

the s6 finale (6.06 & 6.07). i had the ending of s6 planned FOREVERRRR i had the scene of lance in the black lion in my mind for YEEAAARSSSSS i had the keith & lance vs kuron + shiro vs sendak fights in my head FOREVERRRR i would constantly make music videos in my head to those chapters on my walks to class for a good 2 or 3 years. i dearly miss walking across the quad with starset or the score or hidden citizens blasting in my head.

the KEITH BREAKDOWN in OPERATION KURON (6.05). another chapter i had rattling around in my mind for years. like hey it sure is fucked up that your older brother is actually a clone who tried to kill you! you know all those walls you had up? it is NOT going to be enough to hold this breakdown off. MAN. MAN

hardest scene? the goddamn TRIAL. before the current chapter which is giving me grief (gameshow rewrite), the trial chapter took me AGES. i started it in like september 2019. by the time i updated it, it was ten months later. july 2020. covid had started. everyone's lives were in shambles. i rewrote it dozens of times. i watched judge judy as "research." i had extensive talks with nicole. i hated writing that chapter so bad but i feel like the ending was rewarding enough

✎ how do you think readers would guess a fic was yours if you posted anonymously?

so i actually do have a reliable answer for this. keith and lance almost always have a very "us against the world" kind of mindset in my fics, and i guess someone reading one of my fics one time didn't look at the author that closely and realized it was me when they did their whole "you and me" "us against the world" shtick so. devoted klance ig! disgustingly in love dumbasses!

ϟ tell me what moment/scene in [fic] made you sicko in the window.jpg to read and i’ll tell you which scene made me feel that way to write

my GODDDDDDD first of all thank you. i also go bonkers over writing keith being emotional. he's very repressed in public / in front of the team and in private he is a mess and emotional. boy has walls up

scenes that made me sicko in the window to WRITE are indeed all the scenes where keith is emotional, especially those scenes in s4 (particularly 4.05) where he tells off kuron. stand UP for yourself bestie !!!

also, all of the scenes in 6.06/6.07 with keith, matt, and lotor, and then in 7.01/.02/.03 with keith, matt, and pidge. i LOVE writing keith and matt as friends/relating to each other, but also i love writing keith and pidge as besties who relate to each other. i am having a GREAT time making matt avoid his own trauma.

oh and also? the entire operation kuron chapter. actually just all of 6.05-6.07. absolutely fucking bonkers. cackling at my monitor the whole time

thank u for the asks these are fun !!

fic ask game!

[avas-snazzical-corner]

✨Primis Sparkle Squad ✨

Drabble #1

A/N: Heehoo look what I cooked besties! While brainstorming about our little dlc thing, I brought up how funny it'd be to have a Gorod Krovi style opening for one of our maps! Context on why we're falling and location are mentioned since we haven't gotten there yet, so yeah. I put my blood sweat and tears into this bad boy so I hope you enjoy it!

Word Count: 1835

Tagging the Squad: @aliceindaisychains999 @shinmiyovvi @jamieaiken919

REBLOGS/FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED!

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At first, after not only being nearly run over by a horde of zombies, Ava nearly drowning in the coldest river imaginable trying to grab something edible other than canned beans, and getting caught in a snowstorm that left she and her friends snowed in at an abandoned factory for almost a week, Maddie thought things couldn’t get worse than they were now.

That was 10 minutes ago.

Now she and her friends were currently falling from the sky at an alarming rate.

Needless to say, it got worse.

“WAS THIS PART OF THE PLAN, JULIA?!” Maddie cried, the wind whipping past her face, making it hard to hear herself, let alone any of her teammates.

Beside her, Julia fell, trying to regulate her body, and spinning in the process. “NOT EXACTLY!” She called back.

The four of them plummeted through the sky, passing through light clouds and getting whipped by the wind. As she tried to right herself in the air, Maddie heard screaming, just loud enough to reach her ears despite the howling wind. “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!” Was what she heard, but due to how the wind canceled out her hearing slightly, she couldn’t pinpoint who it was. She had a pretty good guess, though.

Before she could actually investigate who was screaming however, something big and heavy slammed hard against her back, sending her falling further and faster, the sky whirling around her and making her dizzy. She lost control of her fall, sending her flailing in the air and out of control.

In the midst of brief panic, Maddie’s arms flailed as she was practically tossed around, trying fruitlessly to even out her fall. Looking down, she saw two pale arms wrapped tightly around her, clinging like a vice. Looking behind her to confirm her suspicions, two snow white wings were being roughly buffeted by the wind, and her suspicions were indeed confirmed. It was Ava.

“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Ava screeched, her hazel eyes bright with terror as she stared wide eyed at how high up they were (and how fast they were falling). Maddie tried her hardest to regulate her body with her younger friend clinging to her backside like a koala, which unfortunately failed. In fact, it was causing them both to fall faster. The movement caused them to flip upside down, diving through the sky.

“AVA!” Maddie shouted. “YOU NEED TO LET GO! WE’RE FALLING TOO FAST!” The youngest member only cried in fear, her eyes now squeezed shut. “I HATE HEIGHTS!” She cried out. “WE’RE DEAD! WE’RE ALL GONNA HIT THE GROUND AND GO SPLAT!” She cried out.

Maddie’s eyes rounded with brief sympathy for her friend. “WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY!” She assured, raising her voice over the howling wind. “WE’RE GONNA LAND AND EVERYONE WILL BE FINE! BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO LET GO BEFORE WE CRASH INTO SOMETHING!” The younger only clung tighter. “I’M NOT READY FOR WORLD SAVING, MADDIE! I’M A COWARD!” the winged girl wailed.

“YOU’RE NOT A COWARD! YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE! TRUST ME ON THIS!” She shouted once more.

Surprisingly, that got Ava to let her go, albeit after some hesitance, finally stopping the endless spinning, and allowing Maddie’s head some respite from the pounding headache she was no doubt about to experience from all the dizziness once they landed. The shorter nodded her gratitude before leveling her body out to fall evenly like the others.

Meanwhile, Ava, still very much on the verge of a full on panic, somehow managed to...somewhat level herself out. She mimicked what she saw her friends doing, ungracefully splaying her limbs out, her wings flat against her back to prevent them from catching the wind and throwing her off.

For someone who had a pair of wings on her back, Ava was terrified of heights. Well, not necessarily heights itself, but falling from said heights. The ground seemed miles away, and something about being so high up felt both freeing and terrifying at the same time. It made her stomach flip. She took a moment to observe everything around her now that she was sort of stable. Julia, Maddie, and Shin were all falling at the same rate she was, their eyes fixed on the rapidly approaching ground, even though they were still miles high. The winged girl got the sudden realization right then, that while she had wings, and essentially a way to prevent her fall once they got closer to the ground, they did not. None of them had any way to break their fall, and Ava wasn’t strong enough to carry all of them down safely. Her stomach hollowed with dread. What would she do? What could she do? She was useless from up here! If she didn’t do something, their lives, and their mission, would be in grave danger.

Ava began to feel sick at the images of her friends’ bodies hitting the cold, hard ground that began to fill her head, when her eyes landed on something much farther down than them, among the falling debris. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to be a body, but by the way it wasn’t moving and how beaten and bloody it looked, whoever it was was long dead by now. But her eye caught something else on the free-falling corpse. On its back was a bulky pack, one she recognized as- A parachute! Ava’s eyes widened. That was it! If one of them could reach that parachute, they would be okay, and none of them would end up as broken, bloody corpses on the ground. If she could move fast enough, her wings could propel her towards it and she could reach it. Stupid idea. She thought. But it might be our only chance.

With a glint of uncertainty in her eye, the winged girl took a deep breath and shot downward towards the body, her wings flapping powerfully behind her, propelling her downwards. This is crazy. You’re crazy. Her mind whirled as she shot through the sky like a hawk. She kept her eyes trained solely on the corpse, practically rocketing past her teammates in a blur of blue, black and white. As she rapidly got closer, outstretching her arms, she extended her wings out to glide to the side.

With a grunt, she barreled into its side, grabbing hold of the parachute. The force of her impact caused her to start spinning out of control again, the sky spinning rapidly in her vision. Ava breathed heavily. Everything was moving so quickly, it was overwhelming her. Her anxiety spiked as it caught up with her adrenaline, her heart beating like an intense drum against her ribcage.

The brunette saw something zip by out of the corner of her eye, and she squeezed her eyes shut, when suddenly, the spinning stopped. Peeking open one eye, Ava saw that the sky no longer spun around her. Opening her second eye, she looked down, and saw the ground was still very far down, and her form grew rigid. Her heart skipped a few beats, and she quickly scrambled for a hold before she slipped. Looking up again once her hands were clamped securely around one of the body’s arms, to her surprise, right across from her, holding onto the body’s other arm, was Shin, her dark eyes gleaming with determination. Following behind her was Julia, who grabbed the adjacent leg. Maddie followed after, grabbing the other leg and linking them all together via the bloodied corpse.

“PULL THE RESERVE!” Shin ordered, her dark gaze fixing on Ava. Without hesitation, making sure everyone had a tight hold on the body, the winged girl grabbed the pull cord and yanked it hard. A few seconds passed before the parachute was released from its confines, and the four of them jerked, before the fall gradually slowed. Now, the team of four dangled, the wind reduced to a much more calm state now that they weren’t essentially falling to their deaths. With the respite, they all took a much needed breather. For a few minutes, none of them said anything, the only sound being the wind and their breathing, until Julia broke the silence.

“That..was close.” She panted. Shin nodded in agreement. “Too close.” Maddie agreed. “Is the Kronorium alright?” She asked. The leader looked down, opening her satchel and sighing in relief as the ancient book was perfectly nestled inside, unharmed. “All good.” She nodded, closing the worn leather bag.

She then glanced at Ava, who was blankly staring ahead, almost like she just saw the horrors of the universe. “Ava?” The eldest brunette tried to catch her attention by waving her free hand in front of her face.

“I can’t believe I just did that.” The winged girl eventually said, blinking twice as she slowly came to, her hazel eyes seeing past the fellow brunette still, form rigid. Maddie reached over and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder, flashing her friend a smile. “Hey, what you did was very brave, if you ask me.” She soothed gently.

“Yeah. If you hadn’t done that, we probably would have really gone splat.” Julia nodded. Shin smiled softly at her comrade. “Give yourself more credit, man.” She added. “I don’t know if we would have managed to get to the parachute in time if it weren’t for you.”

Their words brought a small smile to Ava’s face, and her tight grip relaxed a bit as her prior tension slowly wore off. Maybe she wasn’t as useless to the team as she had once thought.

“Hey, look!” Julia suddenly piped up, looking past the other three. Following her gaze, Ava saw behind her a beautiful sight. The sky was dappled with orange and yellow hues, spanning across the horizon. The clouds hid the sun, complimenting with pink as the light lit them. The four of them watched the sunset with looks of awe. This wasn’t a view you’d get from the ground. It truly was magnificent.

As the team watched the beautiful scene, Ava glanced around at her teammates with a fondness in her eye. Julia’s leadership and empathy, Maddie’s wit and compassion, Shin’s courage and strength, it’s what made her glad they were here with her right now, helping save the world. And with all of them working to right this shitstorm of a story once and for all, maybe they’d do it. No, they would do it. Together.

“..So...” Ava spoke up. “When exactly are we supposed to land?” She asked. The silence that followed was booming. The four girls exchanged glances, not saying a word. They all looked down, and the ground was still very far from them. Awkward mumbling followed. Seems as though they weren’t gonna land for a good while. Maddie tapped her fingers absentmindedly against the worn fabric of the parachute’s bag.

“..Uh…Anyone got any good waiting games?”

Silence fell over them once more. Until Shin passed a glance at the others.

“..Any of you know how to play Would You Rather?”

Would You Rather it is.

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[the-storyteller-and-her-soldiers]

Bewitching Fate/New Self-Insert?

So as y'all know I've been hyperfixated mainly on FF14 and FFSOP as of late. Y'all also know that my royal s/i is my ff14 s/i because I want all my loves together~! (Canon be damned, my worlds now!)

BEWARE: Spoilers for FFSOP and FF14 (mainly Shadowbringers)

So some of you also know that at the end of SOP Jack and his friends become the bringers of darkness Chaos and the Fiends of Chaos in order to create new Warriors of Light for the land they inhabit. Well, in FF14, Guess what your character becomes?

Ding Ding Ding If you guessed a Warrior of Light, you get a cookie and kisses from your f/o (the kisses were gonna happen regardless, but yeah)

Well, the organization that Thancred and all my friends/family are in -- the scions -- work with the Warrior of Light to bring light to Eorzea! And any beings of darkness are considered an enemy...

Well, Jack still has his 'day job' as my s/i's royal guard! So when she ventures off and ends up staying in Eorzea longer than planned, you know he and our friends aren't too far behind. The only problem on top of the internal cruel twist of fate of me being a WoL is that people in Eorzea can see others' aetherial balance...

So let's just say the first meeting between factions was very... tense to put it lightly. If it wasn't for me so excited to see Jack, Jed, Ash, Neon, and Sophia, then vouching for them to the point I said "I'm a princess and the only one who can slay primals! If you wanna fight these guys, I hope you found someone else who won't become a mindless slave to the primals 'cause I'll quit. Not my land so it really shouldn't be my problem BUT IT IS!"

Needless to say, everyone lowered their weapons but kept their eyes peeled for any sort of slip-up from the other side. Especially Thancred when it came to Jack... If anyone asked, he said it was simply because he couldn't risk such darkness corrupting their strongest ally further... But who knows why he'd spy in on softer moments..?

--

Now fast forward to ShadowBringers where I and the scions find ourselves in a situation to save a world overrun with Light. This place is so off-balance that the light has turned many of its inhabitants into angelic-looking monsters known as sin eaters who only live to consume aether!

So now it's my job to slay the mightiest sin eaters known as Light Wardens in order to bring darkness back to the realm and restore balance.

The only problem is I'm the only one who can take in their light without transforming immediately myself. But even then we don't know how much light I can take...

Fast forward EVEN MORE to the death of the final Light Warden and me taking in their light. That was the straw that broke my frail form's back and instilled the beginning of a transformation.

My daughter Ryne (A girl originally known as another Minfilia since she was bestowed powers to prevent a total flood of light) was powerful enough to halt the corruption but not cleanse it and no way is currently known!

SO with that said what if Jack and our friends were also with the scions. Therefore when they see the transformation and how some of my allies will be so quick to turn against me should I show any signs, they decide to join me in the enduring battles since who better to bring back the darkness then those who embody it?

Also cue a moment where I make Jack promise to kill me if and when I lose myself, much to our mutual dismay

But with that said: a whole sin-eater AU has been in my mind so I even have a design at behest of my bestie @floweringforgetfulness for biblically accurate Becca (I still lose myself to giggles with that) I have a design (THANK YOU BESTIE!!!!!!)

The only thing is that as a Light Warden/Sin Eater they usually go by names like "Innocence" "Tesleen the Forgiven" "Eros" "Philia" so I kinda wanna keep that name so I was thinking something along the line of Paitence since the others are like greek forms of love/virtues

So any ideas would be appreciated!!

taglist: @jellyfish-ships @canongf !@hadesgoddess @nyandereneko @disneymarina @goldenworldsabound @singingdeepinme @violetsandmilk

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Doodles dump! Digital edition >:3c

Bcs on the sketchbook I did references for my current comic and thus I won't spoil u yet :3

This time is a lot of Jade for sum reason :v

We starting with the new au i didn't explain: the fight club au

The premise is basically MK meets Streetfighter, meets twst, meets real world. With Epel trying to get around New York and attending the prestigious NRC school for mages. He uncovers a secret fight club and gets recruited by a misterious fighter in order to uncover a secret drug ring.

The magical girl au :D

This was more of silly doodle time, but there are a few hints of the au's plot :P

Lowkey I didn't know how Ace was gonna look like at first, but now I know EXACTLY why he turned out like this. Parkour I guess :'3

This is from the lettler exchange p5 x twst au :v

Noting how I confirmed that the velvet room attendees are siblings, I HAD to make a few shenaningans in between them :3

Lavenza and Floyd are the ones who get a new fusion method, thus Igor(the deemed parent), Had to instruct Floyd first so he could tell Lavenza as well. I really like how the uniforms turned out tbh.

And yes, this implies that all the attendees are mers. Lavenza, Theo and Elizabeth are eels, while Margret and Azul are octopuses. Might draw those one day :v

For context, it's this spuerhero au. :'3

Ace is the funny lil guy that has and absolute TRAINWRECK of a backstory. And Riddle as well, but I wanted to practice a bit on backs and side profiles, but I also wanted to add sum context ;3

TWO :D

I tried to get around model references, because GODDAMN some of those peeps look like sum bones are in the wrong place :v

also colored vgs, bcs I saw some using those and I do enjoy sum complementary color sumtimes :'3

And what better au than jjba au? The first one is ur hint at the main plot idea of this au, while the latter is a ref for Azul and his stand: Dark Side Of The Moon. I tried to also see how realistically his stand would resist against things, seeing how it is made out of bulletproof glass, also a lot of Drag inspo for his stand tbh. :'3

You know it, I know it, WE AIN'T ESCAPING THE MLB MILD AU<3

It's a sort of tease of what happens during the mlb specials, which all happen post the main 4 seasons ya'll read and saw me losing my shit abt. :'3

YES, THERE WAS A REASON I TEASED MALLEUS'S FAM DRAMA!

Think that NY and Shangai Specials happen at the same time, but each of the our main 2 heroes go through sum self discovery post all that chaos with Madame Moth. Riddle with accepting the flaws of himself and coming in terms with his new family dynamic, while Malleus comes in terms with the tesnsion and the chaos around himself and the fact that he cannot ignore changes he doesn't like anymore.

And the other miraculous au, this time the maleidiazu hard au version.

Since Jade got the butterfly miraculous, I thought that the twins would be ABSOLUTE MENACES to Azul.

For Jade's design, I saw those very pretty butterfly decorations photos and I fixated on Gabe's butterfly tending hat. I also wanted to allude to his eel form, so I imagined a long, sleek, trein, reminescent of a cocoon, that can flare up and reveal it's true shape of a half wing, the top vest part acting as the 2nd part of the wing. He looks pretty aloof, the kind of person you'd assume would be nice, but the veil is like your warning sign, with the butterflies always sitting on the outside, all alert. I really liked how he turned out and probably is one of my favorite designs in this au tbh.

And again, Jade for the last one: the Jjk mild au. damn, I can't find the post

I knew right off the batch that I wanted this mf to get some inspo from Nobara's uniform, just because I think Floyd-pre curse era would have a more yuji insp uniform and since in cannon jjk these 2 were like besties and up to shenaningans at first, I thought it would be a fun and subtle reference. :3

The reason that yellow overall is shown, is bcs underneath the jacket, Jade has a top of a similar shape, mostly to accomodate his brother.

It's fun to think that Jade's so reserved and acts humble, but in here there's literally the truth. He's thrown in this world with 0 knowledge, trying to gather up the disaster that was left behind his brother and just fix things that he isn't responsible for in the first place, all for his own selfish reasons. It's fun :D

and that would be all for now :3

[lightningandfireinmybones]

omg girlie congratulations on the interview success!! the smut prompts are so hard to choose from sddsczmx like how do i choose 1-140 ok hmmm maybe “i can’t sleep without you here” and “spend the night with me” “don’t be afraid it’s just me” in a valaemond breaking up when they're young but slowly finding their way back to each other world? maybe “no panties?” “open your mouth" “get on your hands and knees, right now” “guess i’ll have to cum inside you then” “i don’t know what to do then 'let me teach you” for a horny one? please pick and choose whatever you want!! i will go feral over anything you write!

bestie thank you!!! trying not to get too excited but also celebrating small victories so

we’re gonna go w/ the first three for a softish   “i can’t sleep without you here” and “spend the night with me” “don’t be afraid it’s just me” (9, 12, 53)

It’s the silence, really, that wakes her up. Valaena wasn’t sleeping well to begin with, the bed big and empty, but what little sleep she was able to find slips between her grasp like sand out of an hourglass. The world feels too still, too tense, like it’s waiting on something.

Or someone, rather.

When she turns over and sees the shadow in the plush chair under the window, she doesn’t scream, but she does suck in a sharp gasp, sitting up so fast her head spins.

“Don’t be afraid,” the shadow says, deep and steady, “it’s just me.”

“Aemond,” Valaena breathes, taking in the gleam of moonlight off the sharp planes of his face. “You shouldn’t be here.”

He shrugs, limbs long and loose. With just moonlight on his pale skin and the dark black of his clothes sucking in all the available light, he looks like a god, coming to the earth to watch over her.

“I can’t sleep without you,” Aemond admits, voice frank and a little wrecked. “Needed to make sure you were okay.”

Safety infuses in her, the irritation she thought she’d feel at his presence nonexistent. 

“I can’t sleep without you here, either. The bed feels too big.”

If she was hoping Aemond would move at that, she’s sorely disappointed. He just stares at her, scar a knot of white flesh in the moonlight. His eye wanders down her form, from the way her tank top is slipping off her shoulders, leaving so much of her exposed to his gaze, to the way her fingers bunch in the comforter. Valaena is surprised by how much she longs for him to throw off his stupid trench coat and crawl into bed with her. 

“Are you going to call your guard dogs on me?” Aemond asks sardonically, his fingers tapping rhythmically on the arms of the chair.

“Daemon and Jace aren’t here. Nobody is. They’re taking Joffrey to tour colleges,” Valaena admits, sheets slipping down further. Her tank top is doing little to cover her anymore, but she can’t bring herself to fix it, not when Aemond is looking at her like that after so long without him.

He shakes his head. “They should know better than to leave you alone. You attract trouble like a magnet. A girl like you, all alone in this big house, by herself?”

She knows she shouldn’t, knows this is a bad idea. She does it anyway, tilting her head to the side until her loose curls spill over one shoulder in the way she knows drives him crazy.

“Then stay the night. Ward off any trouble I may get into.”

Finally, Aemond moves, prowling closer like a jungle cat until he’s right above her, forcing her chin up to maintain eye contact.

“And what if I am the trouble, Valaena? Hm?”

This close, he smells like cedar and the rain still gleaming in the silver of his hair. Her thighs clench together, she can’t help it. Even through the barrier of the sheets and comforter, his keen eye catches the movement.

“You leave me but you still want me. You really are my little slut, aren’t you?” Aemond leans in closer, so close she can smell the mint and the scotch on his breath.

“I am,” Valaena gasps out. “Please, Aemond.”

So gently, he brushes his lips against the hot skin of her forehead. 

“I’m not a one-night stand, Valaena. Don’t ask me to stay unless you want it all.”

Words die in her throat. She wants him, she needs him, she’s terrified of life without him. These past weeks have been hard enough, she can’t imagine a life without Aemond.

“Please,” she says brokenly, the Valyrian spilling out. “Take me. In every way.”

Aemond’s smile is a vicious slash in the moonlight. 

“With pleasure, Sweet Girl.”

[charleslebatman]

hi bestie!

i have been thinking for sometime if i should send this or not but i decided to do it.

i saw all the alexandra twitter likes when people find out her account and before she deleted it; and i remember thinking "humm theres A LOT to unpack here"

first of all - her oldests twitter likes (from 2019 that i think that was when she created it) were the problematic ones that you have the screenshots of. I agree with everything you said about it and you, who is directly affected by that law, have every right to be mad and angry with her. - im not gonna defend her on this. in the same time frame she also liked a tweet from a very weird account but the content was fine (they were talking about the importance of different cultures in society) - and i checked at the time and she didnt follow the account so 🤷🏼‍♀️.

but i have to said it to be totally fair: her other likes (from 2021- 2023) are so different from the problematic ones . Like, it shows a totally different view about the world and politics. I remember she liked tweets heavily criticizing piers morgan and the way he talks about meghan markle and antiracist suff . and yes she liked tweets about the war (ukraine and afghanistan) but the tweets weren't making fun of it (like so many people said) - in my perception it was about the dirty politics and the powerfull people and countries interests behind it (and i 100% agree with them tbh) i don't have any screenshots of it so i can't prove what im saying but istg that i have no reason to lie about it and its mostly based in my own opinions its ok if people desagree.

and in the middle of it she also liked stuff about ecole du louvre - so i think that was the turning point for her. it is common for people to go through certain changes in ideals and conceptions when they go to college. you mature and start to see things with another mentality. so maybe she changed?

idk, it is like you and other besties said before - she is a rich and privileged girl so -im disappointed but not surprised - that she liked some problematic stuff and if she changed thats good for her.

we can talk about more about it if you feel like it (because i know its not a easy subject for you and i don't wanna push it too much).

anyways, thanks for creating a safe space that everyone can share their opinnions, bestie :) 😶‍🌫️

Sincerely, I don't care if her other likes are true or not. I've seen enough with this retirement law. I could talk for hours about the consequences. About how it's enough to show that she's not as kind and gentle as we're led to believe.

How it disgusts me to see someone liking the very first one on l’Echo de la Boucle, but I'm also going to annoy people. It's not just political opinions, she's making fun through this like of people who are going to kill themselves at work and of women for whom this law is very sexist.

The first tweet said, "working more will make you younger" basically. Even the rich unionists were against this law. It's the first time that so many unions were in agreement. There were real scenes worthy of war. Perhaps other French people will tell you I'm exaggerating, except that we tend to take a lot of things in a humorous tone to put things into perspective.

I'm quite surprised that so few talk about it. I guess because it's related to Charles and it's hard to imagine him dating someone like that. I've said it many times, I love Charles but he's no angel or saint.

Plus, thanks bestie I’m glad to learn you’re feeling safe here. ❤️

[girl-of-ink]

For the ask game: Yugioh, Komaeda x Hajime, and L Death Note! Feel free to do more also, I think you should do bakugo also for the character one just 4 fun ❤️❤️

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Yugioh:

Favorite character:

Yugi!!! he's my blorbo i love him so much i'd kill 4 him

Least Favorite character:

umm yami marik scares me. his duel against mai in the manga is utterly terrifying

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

PUZZLESHIPPING! the ship ever. soulmates. they ARE canon to me i'm sorry

wishshipping! nothing like some good old yuujou <3

dragonshipping, very underrated in my opinion, atem loves jou so fucking much

would it be cheating so say feathershipping here? puzzle + wish + dragon, what's not 2 like?

heartshipping. they're cute :)

Character I find most attractive:

mai <3

Character I would marry:

anzu?

Character I would be best friends with:

i wanna hang out with yugi so bad, yuugi mutou are you free this friday let me know if u want to hang out this friday when i am free

a random thought:

nobody understands atem actually. there are like 3 fic authors who Get Him and everyone else is wrong i'm sorry

An unpopular opinion:

yugi IS a better duelist than atem. some of you know this and are correct, but many people out there are blind to the truth.

My Canon OTP:

very funny to me that there are literally no canon ships in yugioh. takahashi was like "ok i'm gonna set up the barebones for some ships" and then he just. never came back to them ever. the peachshipping scene in duelist kingdom is so cute and then it just never happens again. iconic. in my mind puzzle is canon tho so i'll go w/ that <3

My Non-canon OTP:

it's still puzzle! they're everything 2 me. in theory i like lots of other ygo ships but i only ever actually read or care about puzzle sorry

Most Badass Character:

i guess it's atem? but that's not the side of him that i like the most, i prefer him when he's just a guy

Most Epic Villain:

thief king bakura is kinda sick not gonna lie. his intro when he breaks into the castle w/ atem's dad's mummy is so cool and sexy of him

Pairing I am not a fan of:

prideshipping can never work tbh i'm sorry. the only acceptable prideshipping is insane pining kaiba and atem just being like. okay. can i go home now i want to see my partner. dude just literally does not care

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

kisara girl in another world i KNOW you would have fucked so hard

Favourite Friendship:

...it's still puzzle. am i boring you yet?

Character I most identify with:

this is kind of a hard question. i don't think i'm that similar to any of them actually. but i guess atem is my uwu sadboy that i can project on sometimes

Character I wish I could be:

tbh i want yugi's life where's MY magic jewelry that has my soulmate inside it

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

komahina:

When I started shipping them:

tbh immediately upon starting the game. during their first conversation i was like. yeah i'm not gonna be normal about this

My thoughts:

they're in love and they're really so very bad at it <3

What makes me happy about them:

island mode is so funny actually, komaeda is a horrible guy to date. anywhere you take him there's like a 50/50 chance of him being like. god this sucks i thought you liked me but i guess you hate me goodbye forever. and then hinata shakes it off and goes out with him again. over and over. obsessed with the unpredictability of this man. he is SO bitchy and high maintenance and yet we cannot stay away

What makes me sad about them:

komaeda's attitude change post-final dead room is really both funny and very sad to play. one day he's your insane bestie who loves you so much and the next day he's like actually i hate you, you are a worthless little worm with no talent and i can't fucking stand being in the same room with you. :((((((((( bestie don't say that

Things done in fanfic that annoys me:

you can't make komaeda normal. please god you cannot do that to him. i'm so utterly obsessed with everything that's wrong with him that if you try to fix him, i will simply not read it

Things I look for in fanfic:

i really like it when fic writers are able to turn the funny repeated voice lines like "THAT'S WRONG!!!!" or "I AGREE WITH THAT!" into plot-relevant and emotionally affecting moments

My wishlist:

i want them to make out and be weird and fucked up together idk

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

tbh i don't think komaeda could be with anyone else. hinata theoretically could go out w/ other characters, esp chiaki, but i wouldn't really care. hinanami is far too normal for me, it's the insanity of komaeda that really draws me in, so hinata could definitely go out w/ nanami, i simply would not read it or care about it

My happily ever after for them:

i guess they cure komaeda's cancer and get him to a more functional but still insane mental state and then they hang out and bother each other forever. they get married someday and komaeda still says the usual komaeda shit about "wow i'm so happy right now, i wonder who's going to die because of this :)"

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

L:

How I feel about this character:

he's SO cool and awesome and i like him so much.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

yeah it's just light.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

we barely see this, but i do like to imagine L's relationship w/ the other wammy kids.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT make him normal or nice or sane. you cannot sadboy woobify this man into being a sympathetic romantic lead. he is absolutely just as insane and unethical as light and this fact must be acknowledged

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

i wish he & light had angrily made out at least once before L died. they really both needed it so bad

Favorite friendship for this character:

i guess maybe naomi?

My crossover ship:

tbh i simply do not have any crossover ships for anything. ships stay in their canon for me

Bakugo

How I feel about this character:

i literally cannot stand him. he may be one of my least favorite fictional characters ever written. he sucks so bad that he drives me completely insane every second he's on screen. i would kill him if i saw him irl

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

kirishima, i guess? but i don't like care about it bc that would involve caring about bakugo.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

like. bakugo & going to therapy? bakugo & staying dead this time ???

My unpopular opinion about this character:

HE SUCKS. SO BAD. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY EXCUSES HE'S JUST TERRIBLE

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

i wish he would die❤️ or at the very least he should go to therapy, apologize to izuku, and then never show up onscreen again

Favorite friendship for this character:

i don't care

My crossover ship:

no

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Stranger things incorrect quote generator (feat. Russian Gang, The Girls + Will, The Babysitters and random shit)

Pt. 6

Russian Gang

Murray: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Hopper: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

(gay Murray rights)

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Hopper, gently nudging Joyce aside with their foot: Joyce, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Joyce, their eyes enormous: You kick Joyce? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Hopper! Jail for Hopper for one thousand years!

(idk what is going on..)

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Joyce: What is everyone for Halloween?

Yuri: I’m superman.

Russians: A clown.

Joyce: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

(slay)

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Yuri: Ah shit, I forgot.

Dimitri: Forgot what?

Yuri: How do you expect me to answer that?

(I think that's their dynamic)

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Hopper: I just want someone to take me out.

Joyce: On a date?

Dimitri: With a sniper gun?

Murray: Both if you're not a coward.

(Murray getting the best lines)

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*Hopper dies in a game with ships*

Joyce: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.

Joyce: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.

Murray: Legend has it that Hopper still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.

Hopper: Of course I do.

(Stop stealing his drinks, he needs them after dealing with all that matchmaking)

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Murray: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Dimitri: *sighs*

Dimitri: I killed a man.

(just saying him and Hopper 👀 anyway)

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Dimitri: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Dimitri: What an idiot.

Dimitri: *realizes it's Yuri*

Dimitri: Wait, that's MY idiot!

(their dynamic)

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Joyce: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Hopper: Cannibalism.

Joyce: *confused chewing noises*

(She is, but she could also kill you)

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Hopper: We’re getting married, bitches!

Joyce: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

(wouldn't be a problem for me)

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Murray: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Joyce: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

(He'd be the best)

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[The Girls + Will]

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Nancy: Thanks fam!

Erica: Oh no.

Vickie: *cries* I love you too.

Suzie: Sounds fake, but okay.

Will: *A flustered mess*

El: Can I get a refund?

(I feel like that's their reaction to Mike saying I love you to them, at least 3 of them)

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Erica, at Suzie: You're my significant other.

Suzie: Yeah I am!

Erica, at Nancy: You're my child.

Nancy: Yes boss.

Erica, at Max: You're my bitch.

Max: Yeah I am- wait, what?

Erica, at Will: My bestie.

Will: Naturally.

Erica, Robin: HA, GAY!

Robin: Fuck you.

(just ignore the Nancy one and Max..? Also her and Suzie would be such a power couple tho, anyway, I just love the Robin one)

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Suzie: And now for a gay update with Vickie and Nancy.

Bonus: Them: *looking at Robin and Chrissy building Ikea furniture*

Vickie: Getting gayer.

Suzie: Thank you, Vickie.

(I saw something on tumblr saying Robin building Ikea Furniture and Nancy just watching her, so I added that)

(also Vickie answered because Nancy is too mesmerized)

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Suzie: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Nancy...

Chrissy: As you should be.

Suzie: No, for real, they're kind of-

Chrissy: As. You. Should. Be.

(That's Suzie meeting the Girls for the first time)

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Erica: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Chrissy: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Erica: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

(this is 100% Erica, tell me I'm wrong)

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Vickie: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

El: The cow??

Vickie: What?

Nancy: El, W H Y?

(that's when Vickie adopted El. Because I saw a post once where Max is Ronance's child and El is Chrickie's child)

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Robin, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.

(Why horses tho)

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El: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

(and that's when Chrissy adopted her)

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Erica: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Chrissy: No, I said "Erica, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

(You can't tell Erica what to do and what not to do, but I feel like she wouldn't do that tho)

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Suzie: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

(She would say that, wouldn't she?)

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Will: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Robin: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

(They Gays™ bonding, also it remind me of the Tik tok when Millie says "it's shocking 'it' took 3 years to come out" and then comes an edit of Will's fruity walk and the text 'it')

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Max: What's this?

Robin, hugging Max: Affection!

Max: Disgusting.

Max: ...Do it again.

(mother-daughter bonding)

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Nancy: Here you go, Erica, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Erica: It's cold.

Nancy: A nice cup of coffee.

Erica: It's horrible!

Nancy: Cup of coffee.

Erica: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Nancy: C U P.

(I think she regrets adopting Erica, or well Robin adopted her, but they together so)

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Robin: Define “dream”.

Nancy: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Vickie: That’s too dark!

(Her in S3? Idk)

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Chrissy: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Vickie: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

(They're joking.. Or are they 👀.. Yes they are don't worry... 👀)

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Nancy: Go fuck yourself.

Robin, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

(Well Damn-)

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Chrissy: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.

Nancy: Well, you always have a smile on your face.

Chrissy: Thank you.

Nancy:

Nancy: What drugs do you take?

(Chrissy probably got them from Eddie)

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Chrissy: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

(She probably used that phrase for cheerleading once)

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El: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Erica: Please, just say fuck.

(Max can teach her)

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El: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Suzie: Make lemonade!

El: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.

(Max is already making progress)

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Nancy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Erica: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Will: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

El: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

(you tried El you tried, also I just find Erica's funny because of the Russian Elevator thing and the falling)

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El: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Robin: Max is the scariest thing I could think of!

Max: Robin told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

(That's love, bitch 🙏)

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Vickie: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Robin: You were gone?

(no Vickie hate, but that was me after she didn't shows up until the last two episodes)

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[The Babysitters]

Argyle: Hey Steve?

Steve: Yeah?

Argyle: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Steve:

Steve: ...What.

(That was when they first met, it's canon)

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Nancy, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Robin: Blue flavor!

Nancy: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Robin: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Nancy: Blue is not a flavor!

Robin: BLUE FLAVOR!

(Erica be calling Nancy a nerd)

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Nancy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Robin: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Argyle: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Robin: We’re not talking about flavour, Argyle!

Argyle: Flavour counts!

Robin: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Steve: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Robin: Okay, but-

Steve: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Argyle: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Robin: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, ARGYLE!

Argyle: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, ROBIN!

Nancy: I- Jesus-

(No ducks or rabbits were hurt in this quote)

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Eddie: What do we think of Robin?

*pause*

Argyle: *sighs* Nice pal.

Jonathan: I think they're gay.

(Jonathan has a gaydar?)

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Argyle: So Steve was just using me?

Robin: I’m sorry, Argyle.

Jonathan, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.

Argyle:

Robin: Ok, that’s a time-out.

Jonathan: No, I was just trying to-

Robin: Go sit over there!

Jonathan: *walks away in defeat*

(Steve was using Arygle for weed or smth to get closer to Eddie and Jonathan saw it coming. I love Robin)

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Steve: We have a problem.

Nancy: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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(derogatory)

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Robin: We have a problem.

Nancy: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

(affectionately)

Eddie: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Argyle: Is that a picture of you?

Eddie: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

(Would he?.. He would... Or not?.. Idk... You know what, he would)

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Eddie: Thank God you were there, Nancy. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.

Nancy: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.

Eddie: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting then out of their shell.

(Nancy is a cop and Eddie (probably a criminal...drug dealer) is her best friend or well slow burn best friend (they already friends but are gonna be best friends), anyone?)

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Jonathan: Do we have any orange juice left?

Robin: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Robin: Sorry, we’re all out.

(When Jonathan was still dating Nancy)

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Jonathan: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Robin: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

(same timeline)

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Nancy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Eddie: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Steve: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Robin: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

(now this, this is perfect)

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Nancy on stage: Everyone's talking 'bout climate change,but when is Steve gonna start talking 'bout some underwear change? Am I right ladies?

Crowd of People: *cheers*

Nancy: *pulls out a gun and shoots Steve until they run out of bullets*

Nancy: *reloads, then shoots Steve until they run out of bullets*

Nancy: *looks into camera after a brief pause* Who killed Steve?

(girlboss, gaslight, gatekeep queen, she slayed, she ate and left no crumbs. I was the crowd btw)

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Nancy: When I was your age-

Robin, mocking Nancy: When I was your height.

Nancy:

Nancy: Listen here you little shit-

(I love the 'Taller person is younger, and smaller person is older' thing... Because that's me.. I'm most of the time.. Well I'm always smol and most of the time older than my friends)

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Steve: May luck (and this picture of Eddie eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

(that was Steve to Robin after she said that quote above lol)

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Eddie: Robin, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Robin: Steve, Eddie wants you to get out of the house.

(affectionately, they are platonic Soulmates)

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Jonathan: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Argyle, blushing: Okay.

Robin: It's fucking summer.

(Robin did it the next day)

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Robin: *coughs blood*

Steve: Don't die, Robin!

Robin: Don't tell me what to do!

(I love those fanfics, Robin angst ✨)

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Argyle: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

(the A in Argyle stands for Angel because without him they wouldn't have found El or the pizza dough freezer ✨Argyle Appreciation✨)

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Argyle: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Argyle: *turns around and helps Jonathan through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Jonathan.

Jonathan: Okay.

(yeah Jonathan, why would you break into a house?)

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Eddie: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Jonathan: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Argyle: I ate it too-

Jonathan: See?

Argyle:: -On purpose...

Eddie & Jonathan: ...What?

(he did, but I did too..)

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Argyle: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

(Jonathan be having good taste tho)

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Eddie: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Steve: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Eddie: Seize the dick.

(I'm not even surprised, but also I'm surprised that Steve knows that.. Robin taught him someway)

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Argyle: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Argyle: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Jonathan: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Argyle: Ominous positivity.

(Yes)

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Argyle: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Robin, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

(I want them to interact)

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Eddie: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Robin: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Nancy walks in*

Robin: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Bonus:

Nancy: Hey Robin! Good that I found. I need som-

*Robin kisses her*

Nancy: *blissed out* wha-

Robin: *casually walks back to Eddie* ok now your turn again, Truth or Dare?

(Nancy stands there frozen for a few minutes and just walks away forgetting what she wanted to asked)

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Eddie: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

(it's just a spicy funny story)

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Nancy: Argyle-

Argyle: *sighs* Jonathan used to call me Argyle...

Nancy: ...Because it's your fucking name.

(I don't even know what to say)

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Nancy: Why don’t you go talk to them?

Argyle, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Nancy: What? So you go tell them they’re cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Argyle: They could hear me.

(Nancy trying to get Argyle to talk to Jonathan)

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Steve: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Robin: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Steve.

Steve:

Robin: ...The nightmares.

Steve: *wrapping their arms around Robin* Awwww, sweetie-

(They definitely cuddle, this is canon, this happened off-screen after Season 3, I love their friendship)

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Eddie: I like your top, Nancy!

Robin: I have a name, you know.

Nancy: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

(it's your fault Nancy, you chose her, now you have to deal with stuff like that. Also imma die on my 'Robin is a Top' hill)

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Eddie: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Argyle: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Robin: Drunk.

Jonathan: Wasted.

Nancy: Dead.

(Argyle never made bad decisions, he's too good for that, Steve just stayed silent because he'd be double dead)

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Jonathan: And here we see Robin and Eddie in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Robin: Gaelic bread.

Eddie: Grueling brad.

Robin: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

(Why beans 😭 glamorous tho 💅)

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Argyle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Eddie: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Steve: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Robin: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.

Jonathan: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Nancy: Mental stability, my old friend!

Argyle: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

(did that hit a little too hard? I'm sorry)

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Jonathan: The Ocean is a soup.

Steve:

Steve: Do elaborate.

Jonathan: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Steve: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Jonathan: *Tilts head*

Steve: The Ocean is a Soup.

Jonathan: The Ocean is a Soup.

(Steve got high with Jargyle)

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Steve: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Jonathan: That's deep.

Argyle: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Jonathan: That's deeper.

Nancy: ...You guys are idiots.

(Nancy found Steve high with Jargyle)

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Robin: Just be careful, Nancy!

Nancy: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Robin!

Nancy: It's everything around me that's careless.

(Robin was there with Nancy when they found Steve and Nancy leaves)

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Robin, to Nancy: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Nancy: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Argyle, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Nancy cute or small.

(Nancy came back and Robin is now high too and flirting with Nancy, Nancy got flustered and angry, and left again. Argyle is spitting facts)

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Robin: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Eddie: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-

Robin: We are not doing this!

(Robin after she realized what she said, and Eddie trying to embarrassed her more)

(end of story)

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Eddie: Didn't you die?!

Argyle: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.

(I just love the 'dude', it's so him)

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[Random Shit]

Enola, knocking on the door: Eleven, open up!

Eleven: It all started when I was a kid.

Enola: That’s not what I-

Millie: Let them finish!

(I love Enola, and this is so accurate lol)

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Enola: Millie, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Millie: Eleven, Enola wants you to get out of the house.

(Damn)

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Enola to Eleven: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

Millie: Cockroach ankles!

Enola: Ye- uh, what?

(Stop insulting El)

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Eleven: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Eleven: Oh no, where did it go?

Millie: ELEVEN WHAT THE FUCK?!

(I feel you Millie, also idk if she's scared of spiders, but this is funny)

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Eleven: I couldn't do this without you, Enola.

Enola: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.

(I love this)

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Eddie: Go big or go home!

Maya: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.

Eddie: I'm going big!

(That's how Maya reacted (while watching) when Eddie cut the rope)

(I wrote Robin, Maya, Eddie, Joseph, Steve, Joe and with this quote and those two people it chose, it's the only good connection I can think of)

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hope you enjoyed it 👍 Um, that's it 👋 byeee, lots of love ✨🥺❤️✨