#it's hot it's summer y'all
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#zero context needed 👀
#owen wilson#haunted mansion#this is so hot girl summer of him <33#sometimes i wonder if he knows he's the king of cinema?? here's to blessing y'alls dash with the owen stan experience#aka the most glorious feeling i've ever known everything life was before pales in comparison tbh :'))))#and yes i know the trailer quality in no way supports such big gifs but looking that good does!!#haunted mansion spoilers#movieedit#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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Try anything once, come hot, come cold! If we’re not foolish young, we’re foolish old. I long have known myself what Love can do, For, in my time, I was a lover too. - The Canterbury Tales
A medieval celebration of the pleasures of the flesh, inspired by The Little Hours, The Decameron, and The Canterbury Tales.
01. A Poste Messe (Caccia A 3 Voci) - Lorenzo Da Firenze 02. Exiit Diluculo - Estampie 03. Glass Window - Mediaeval Baebes 04. Main Title - Maurice Le Roux 05. The Feast of Fools / The Banquet - New London Consort 06. Echo la primavera - Anonymous 4 07. Quen A Omagen - Trouvere Medieval Minstrels 08. Tempus Est Iocundum - Al Medievo 09. St. Vitus' Dance - Carter Burwell 10. In May, That Lusty Season - Libana 11. The Feast of Fools / First vespers - New London Consort 12. In Primavera - Sonores Antiqui, Köyhät ritarit 13. Ad Honorem Tui: Audite Principes - Trouvere Medieval Minstrels 14. Lo Signore ringraçando - La Reverdie 15. L'Amour De Moi - Mediaeval Baebes
(8tracks)
#put this together a few years ago and posted it to 8tracks#felt the right time to share it here#have a hot sexy medieval summer y'all#music#medieval music#anonymous 4#mediaeval baebes#carmina burana#playlist#medieval#middle ages
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Can mosquitoes like. die already. It's November. It is actually getting cold, not as cold as it used to, but cold. Just fucking die.
#we have to deal with painfully hot summers#can y'all adapt to the hot temperatures and fucking die when they drop under 20 like you used to? thanks#nette speaks
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🍒 : how much does my muse value companionship? do they constantly keep people around them, or do they prefer to be alone often? do they have or desire to have many friends? do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?
🍉 : which of the four seasons suits my muse best, and why?
for Dan Heng
Ironically, @kkriitters also asked the cherry question 😂
🍒 :
Dan Heng is the person who seemingly attends events only to hide in the corner or leave incredibly early. To him, he values companionship over almost everything else but has a low threshold for socialisation. He has his selected group (currently, the Astral Express) and he will seek different people out depending on what he needs or what he has the capacity to deal with. Whilst he loves March and Caelus/Stelle, sometimes they can be overbearing, and during times where he'd prefer more quiet company, he will seek out Welt or Himeko. A new friend is a blessing indeed, but also a commitment in Dan Heng's eyes and not something he actively seeks out. If someone just so happens to fall into his friendship circle, then he will cherish that friendship in a very Dan Heng way. Protective, always concerned about their well-being quietly, but also needing to withdraw to the archives to rest and regain his energy.
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Autumn. The time to settle down for the colder months, the excitement of summer over and the cooler, calmer weather beginning to settle in. Warm drinks and cooling nights, fallen leaves in shades of green, yellow and orange. Not quite entering hibernation, but the intensity and heat from the months past beginning to settle in behind you. The feeling of homeliness and having space to rest and recover. A time of change, ready for a time of standstill, or to be prepared for the harsh cold to come to your doorstep. A period to move forward, knowing that what's over is over and there is no turning back.
#idk if y'all know this but i'm Australian and i think the watermelon question very much embodies that fdajssdfjkl#i do not like summer it is too hot and too busy#hsr muses#dan heng#ask game#miraiq#kkritters#answered together so there wasn't a rinse and repeat
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WIP Title Game
I was tagged by @riotstarruika!
Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.




(I had to censor the one because it's such a specific ship that when it gets anonymously posted for an exchange in a couple of days I don't want everyone to immediately know it's me.)
Tagging @saintmouthed @akallabeth-joie @opens-up-4-nobody @fremedon @everyonewasabird and @riotstarruika again, since it's been so long that you probably have entirely new WIPs by now. XD
#also I drafted this in April but apparently tagging people was too many spoons#so the fic (Favourite/Fantine) is now up#it's technically been written since before posting#but the pacing was annoying me#had a minor breakdown. got therapy. changed jobs. back babyyyyyyyyyyy.#and starting writing again in ... November XD (new job is great but now I have a social life idk man)#tag game#cannot overstate what an absolutely insane state this original tagged post found me in though#I had just driven five hours through the hot SE Asian summer to my old host family's village while listening to Yellowface#and also anxious about a workplace issue#I arrived at my grandma's house and deadass thought “oh no what if they find out I'm white”#y'all it's been seven years I LEARNED [language] with them I AM UNAMBIGUOUSLY WHITE#and then I saw this post and started doing screencaps#and then my brain said “but what if people realize I stole my work from someone else?”#again for SIX YEARS this is literally NOT something I have ever done I have always written my own work#Yellowface had me THAT fucked up#anyway it was a joy Ms Kuang hmu when your latest criticism of an academic institution releases <3#ask game#APPARENTLY
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I just want y'all to know that I have not given up on the webcomic in any way, progress is just slow. Here's a floating Spiral head for everyone.

#pmatga#my art#pacman and the ghostly adventures#spiral#fanart#illustration#sketch#he is too pure for this world#the ultimate bro#listen y'all when i figure out a work life balance#and defeat the chemical imbalance in my brain#i'll be unstoppable#I'm finally out of my depressive slump#and I'm taking a second to breathe because it's like I'm terrified that the happy and all the good stuff are just temporary#or I'm delusional#that's a comforting one#i think this is yhe begining of a new victory that's what it is#hot girl summer to the max#pray for me#❤️#sorry to rant#webcomic page coming soon
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dan and phil: has a fanbase that's notoriously passionate about them being in a romantic relationship
dan and phil: notoriously keeps their personal lives private
dan and phil: are smart enough to make jokes they know will rile up their fanbase because they think it's funny
#like#I've been in an open relationship for over 5 years now#I'm poly#im not seeing any of these jokes as “jealousy” it's teasing for Y'ALL'S benefit#they're way too private for their relationship status to simply be “boyfriend/boyfriend” and how tf do u explain#all the hot boy summer jokes while living in a house you built with someone#but also like cmon let's not pretend like some of us have a higher morality based on our relationship guess#like the entire phandom and a lot of yall are convinced there's a relationship between two men who again have#never outright said they were in a relationship#every one of us is speculating let's not act like some of us are more right than others#we're all just writing fanfic
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Me: I really should get back to work on my original projects. I have so many fresh ideas and it's been a really long time since I've sat down with them!
Also me: yes but what if we wrote thousands of words in dragon age fanfiction instead
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ok but i wanna see the members who covered jelly pop doing hot summer and vice versa
#MATT DOING HOT SUMMER WOULD BE FATAL#and i KNOW y'all rosins out there would go crazy over mr. “i'm sexy no matter what i do” doing hot summer#similarly i NEED to see gyuvin and ricky doing the cheeky butt slap part in jelly pop#zerobaseone#zb1#nina thinks
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I know summer weather isn't the kindest (especially where I live), but man I love summer things.
I love summer clothes and summer dresses, I love summer colors, all the yellows, oranges, greens, blues; all the bright things. I love summer fruits and refreshing cold drinks. I love summer splashes in the pool and ice popsicles. I love just the general vibe of everyone being on holiday from school/college.
Is the sun burning my skin off? Yeah, pretty much. Will I let that bring my spirits down? Absolutely not.
#summer#summer vibes#summer vacation#it's hot#and unbelievably sunny out here#like the sun is giving us everything she's got#but man#look at the bright side#y'all#come on#!!!
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birds of a feather
fandom: top gun maverick rating: m pairing: bradley ( rooster ) bradshaw x female reader ( callsign vulture ) word count: 4090ish warnings: public sexual acts. talk of death ( rooster's, goose's and carole's ). angst. two adults being stubborn fools. talk about breasts. talk about ruining hawaiian shirts and dress whites. kind of playing around with naval deployments and what not. author’s note: welcome to day 6 of ally’s wet hot smut summer, titty fucking with bradley ( rooster ) bradshaw x female reader. so i wrote this and posted this when I was struggling to figure out how to write my Austin pieces and right around when my nephew came to stay. i put in another writing tumblr just since this one is very elvis/austin focused it felt weird having top gun in here. same reason if i write for across the spiderverse i'm putting it there too, feel free to follow it if you want to see not austin/elvis stuff from me but don't expect the same level of output perhaps. i am linking the fic rather than copy and pasting and only putting my ally writes and ally's wet hot summer tags. now beyond that welcome to what was supposed to be cute titty fucking that turned into 4k words of angst then titty fucking. i hope y'all enjoy! also special thanks to @blurredcolour for holding my hand on this once again and @ab4eva for being an a+ cheerleader.
#ally writes#ally's wet hot smut summer#( this will probably be the only time i do this but sup y'all. welcome to my brain needing to be organized. )
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No matter how she tried she would never be stronger than herself.
--- Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy
#Anna Karenina#leo tolstoy#oh it's a hot mess now y'all#hot hot mess#going up in flames#anna's life is falling apart#and the worst part is#she walked into hell with eyes open and hands ready for it#summer tbr
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(yuck! the weird part of summer came early! my attention span is shot and my head is full and fuzzy and my stomach feels like i'm forever inching toward the first major drop on a rollercoaster - i don't know why i'm anxious and confused! listening music makes my brain glitch and reboot and i'm super struggling with task initiation again. should i just go see "Across the Spider-Verse"?????)
#y'all i am super routine oriented and i always go bonkers in the summer#yes yes i know i can go on a hot girl walk etc#or whatever?#i know i feel weird too because i'm sleeping too much#i'm just so fucking anxious about financial stuff#y'all know this#since when do universities chop federal loan disbursements into two parts?????#okay maybe i will go to the movies - please assure me that it will make me feel better#just eating a fucking corndog parked in my driveway#does anyone else feel like they're -in trouble- all the time????
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free jt now a real bitch free ole dirty ass hoe still hatin on me
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With JoAnne Fabrics going out of business I feel it is my duty as a cosplayer, historical costumer, and general sewing gremlin to help teach y'all how not to be reliant on evil overpriced mediocre big box stores for fabric and cosplay supply, cause if I catch y'all going into Homophobia Lobby to get cosplay fabrics imma have to start throwing hands. And frankly you guys all deserve better.
- Find a neighborhood full of brown people. Probably a slightly poorer neighborhod. I know, I know, but they will have small independent fabric stores. Selection in each may vary. Hispanic and Caribbean areas will give you prints that EAT. Muslim areas will give you fabrics with amazing drapery. Indian and Southeast Asian areas will give you beading that would make the House of Worth wet with envy. (Try to avoid oldwhitelady quilting stores unless you are a knitter or are specifically trying to cosplay Kirsten Larson.) (Also ask while you're there for lunch/dinner spot recommendations. Your fabric store guy usually has a buddy with a joint nextdoor with the best *insert relevant ethnic food here* you'll ever put in your mouth.)
- DEVELOP A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OWNER OF SAID STORE. This I cannot stress enough. Abdul, my fabric guy, can and will get me whatever I want cause he knows me, knows I bring in other young people, and knows I will be back every month for more. Indie fabric stores tend to have older clients. They are anxious to see faces under 60. Just chat with whoever is in there about the kind of stuff you want and need and they will help you. This also frequently leads to discounts. I have not paid listed price for fabric in years and just walked out of Abdul's with 7~ yards of gorgeous teal satin for 10 bucks. Not a yard. Total.
- Do not be afraid of mess. The best shit comes from stores that look like a hurricane went through them. Don't try to understand the organization. (One day, 4 years into your relationship with the store, suddenly the fabric gods will reveal the knowledge to you.) Again, talk to whoever is in there about your project. They'll help.
- Give up on one stop shopping. Get your crafting supplies elsewhere. Like a small independent hardware store. There's usually an old guy in there that reminds you of an uncle who will also help you.
-Worbla and whatever other Cosplay Specific Material you're using is a fatphobic material straight from Satan's hot taint, you do not need it, and any old hardware/tractor supply dad will help you find better, more durable armor/weapon/detailing material. Don't snub your nose at paper mache and plaster of paris. Venetian Mask makers have been using it for years. Balsa wood is also your friend. Hardware store Uncles will teach you to work with both.
- Elderly people are your bffs. If you see an old person TALK TO THEM. They know how to do all kinds of shit. I know there's a hesitation around old people because of the political climate and a fear that they may be homo/trans/whatever-phobic, but hey....minds are changed by making friends. My elderly Muslim fabric supplier is an Our Flag Means Death fan because of me gushing about the teal I needed for Stede Bonnet. He wishes me happy pride now. He put bolt of rainbow in the window in June and kept it up all summer. And he'd never had a thought about queers before me.
- Don't feel limited to Craft and Fabric stores. Hardware stores are cool. They stock outdoor fabrics and umbrella and furniture covers that are very durable....my first cosplay was made out of patio furniture covers. Also upholstery stores and upholsterers have velvets and damasks and faux leather and real leather and all sorts of rich textures. Most of them will part with a few yards pretty cheap. Second hand sheets and bedspreads and curtains also make some really cool garments. A significant amount of my ren fair garb started as household goods.
- If you are forced to order fabric online, please for the love of all that is holy DO NOT BUY FROM MOOD or any other famous store. You're paying for their branding and their place on certain reality shows I will not mention. Indie is always cheaper for the quality and usually not abusing their workers.
- If the fabric/hobby/hardware/upholstery/etc store you develop a relationship with is inconveniently far from you, see if said owner is willing to take your order via phone and send it to you. You'd be surprised how accommodating people in the crafting and sewing world can be.
It all really comes down to having to form a community. I know finding multiple small stores is a lot less convenient than Joannes. But forming a relationship with a local supplier will, in the long run, yield you much better results AND put money and good back into a community near you.
(And if you're in the NYC area DM me and I'll put you in contact with Abdul. He's the absolute best and I'd do anything to help him and his business grow!!!)
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ooh thats a new result
@stars-and-stuff @stranglingfigs @nebulous-bitch @hey-this-is-laurel-speaking
@anxiety-lemsbian @violetcoloredskies @aussie-homosexual @hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe @automaticcatsandwich
@mastertrinny @nervoustoastthing @axiewaddle and @ for anyone else who wants to /nf
Let's all be in a TV show!!!
> Do this quiz
> do this picrew (Based on urself + quiz answers)
> tag ppl
> profit.

Tags (/nf ofc):
@mxlilly @circus-of-horror @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair @microsoupmouse @the-firefly-jar-system @punkrockinchair @theplushiesystem @coded-pup @florasolarsystem + ANYONE else who wants to join
#tag game#readerboss <3#beloved <3#WHO WANTS ME TO DIG UP MY PAST RESULTS !!!!#no one#but like yess thats a new result because there is no reasonation with this uquiz anymore because y'all my mental health is great#like sorry but the development this particular tag game has shown me through is incredible#and so like the little things are the celebration right#and this feels like a glorious reminder of the effort i've put into my mental health and the light at the end of the tunnel#which is really great#so thanks to everyone#also ahhh not my picrew like we can totally ignore how its summer and wouldn;t be wearing a jacket ever because it is just TOO hot#but also the euphoria seeing my picrew was glorious because thats me y'all like ahhh because aren't i actually slaying
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