#it's both hard and very fun to do tbhhh

[onehundredfallenpetals]

Somebody said you disappeared in a crowd but I just turn around and there you are (unexpected post canon shuake reunion <3)

[97keanu]

high asf rn wondering what keke characters would be fun to smoke with. neo and ted are in my dream blunt rotation lmao

*˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ omg wait let me get into this real quick, as a crusty stoner myself, I love this idea (nsfw of the top 5 below)

CW: drug use obvi, aggressive sex, bdsm, choking/spanking/slapping, some dub-ish con, degradation.

So obviously Ted would be the ideal candidate for a smoke sess. Expect the vibes to be extremely chill, likely watching a comedy or feel good movie, he's already set up with the snacks and if not, he loves taking a high walk with you down to the corner store to obtain such things.

Ted also loves high sex, he loves taking his time with you and giving as much as receiving (likely even giving more tbhhh...) He is the type to cuddle his way into sex, somehow you two go from spooning and watching harold and kumar, to him pulling you on top and you grinding yourself all over his cock through his jeans. He likes when you two take things slow, really enjoying the high and each other. He may even be open to sharing you with Bill if that's something you're also open to 🤭

Now, Neo however would be a whole different vibe. He gets high then starts getting extremely deep. What starts out chill very quickly turns into his conspiracy theories and how he's plotting to secretly over throw the government. The good news is he is not immune to the high horniness, and with a few well placed kisses, he's like putty in your hands. He quickly forgets all the crazy ideas he was on, and instead is more focused on how he can get you to sit on his face as soon as possible. I also think he is just as likely to Dom as he is to Sub while high. He may get too high and need you to take control, riding him and using him however you want. He may also find himself suddenly feeling bold enough to finally try that fantasy he always wanted to (maybe it's just me but I see his dom tendencies to be very rough in style, like, I need him making reader a rope bunny, taming a high, bratty reader, choking/slapping/spanking(his high mind is fascinated by how red he can make your cheeks.), using your whole body up as much as he can, degradation mixed with praise when you're a good little slut for him <3 (he's such a perv he likely even gets off on the fact that he feels like he can use you as he pleases while you're so high you can hardly fight back.) 😩)

I personally think both J.W. and J.C. would not be likely to get high with you (J.C. gives me drunk sex vibes for sure tho :3c) but I do think J.W. would take care of your every need (and I mean EVERY need) while you're high. He puts on a movie you enjoy so you don't get anxious, he talks to you sweetly, running his hands through your hair while you enjoy your high and relax. That doesn't mean you two won't have slow and relaxed couch sex while J.W. take over when you can't(expect some service top!J.W. who lays you down on the couch and pleases you until your a twitching moaning mess <3).

Meanwhile J.C. would be more likely to tease you relentlessly and not give you what you so desperately need until you're begging him. He has you all riled up, and you can't tell if you love him or hate him, and he doesn't let up on his mean and grumpy tendencies just because you're intoxicated. He is more than likely to make you work for it, making you grind on his thigh while degrading you for being such a horny slut that can't help herself. I could also see him into using some slaps across the face just to see those pretty little tears of yours well up while he tells you you're not allowed to cum yet, but it's so hard when he's bringing you so close and your body wants it so badly...

With all that in mind, I'm also going to say fully realized Demon!Kevin is going to do SUCHHHH dirty things to you when you two smoke. I would even bet that with his love of vices, he gets you both high in an effort to make sex better, and it would be SENSUAL as all hell. He is shotgunning the smoke into your mouth, he's taking it slow, he's not afraid of breaking out leather whips and toys to really draw out the fun. I'm sure he would love to tie reader up as well, making sure youre helpless for him, and then he can enact his real plan, which is to edge you and overstimulate you until the neighbors are worried for what's going on next door. He likely uses toys as well as his own cock and hands to spice things up, expect vibrators, nipple clamps, ball gags, the whole lot to be used on your so easily manipulated body. And you're like putty in his hands for the whole thing. What makes Kevin so fun is he makes sure to use the first half of the high to completely fuck you out of your mind, until your entire body feels light and fuzzy, and then uses the later half to clean you up and cuddle, whispering sweet things into your ear and catering to your non sexual needs now instead. As much as he can be a bdsm dom he also is extremely well versed in aftercare <3.

*˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳Thank you so much for this ask, sorry it took so long to get to!

[1111jenx]

🎏 Advanced Astro Tag 🎏

Hi loves I wanted to start this astro tag to get to know you all a little bit better:') Feel free to join the game if you want to no pressure<3!

The placement/aspect you relate to the most: Leo Rising or Leo Venus. I feel that pride imprinted in my bones haha, but I can't imagine me having no fire in me ever😭

The placement/aspect you relate to the least: This is actually so hard to choose haha but I think Sun trine Moon. I don't feel it as much as I should despite it being very tight in aspects (0.8° I think?) But I guess it also make sense cause it does brighten my Pisces Moon a lot

The placement/aspect that is your favourite: Mars conjunct Jupiter 11th house. Makes me so humorous by nature🥰I love entertaining AND intimidating people at the same time hehehe, not to you guys tho

The placement/aspect that is your least favourite: Uranus in the 7th house. Makes me emotionally unavailable 😍 Sometimes its so hard to just ✨feel✨

The placement/aspect you wish you had: Any Aries or Mars placements, they are the few people that get me simp so hard;)

The placement(s)/aspect(s) you often get romantically involved with: Libra rising is common, Leo Venus is also very common, Aquarius placements, fixed Moon or water Moon🥲, Mars Rising, Aquarius Moon are my kryptonite, Leo NN (😂), Libra/Aquarius/Capricorn Mars and Capricorn Venus hehe

The placement/aspect you would never date: Cancer Moons. Never again please I an so scared one time is enoughhhhhhh

The placement/aspect you think deserve more love or attention: Virgo Rising, Mercurians' beauty, 2nd house stelliums, Mars Rising, 12th house placements, etc

One mutual's chart/placement you would like to have rather than your own: @bratz-kitten literally the one chart I would trade mine for, or @rattaemin's chart is also so cuteeeeeee

Lilith and why you love yours: Aries Lilith 7th house, Scorpio 4°. I love how seductive I can be ofc heheh but I know I'm really tough in love and it takes a lot to make me fully committed. This is good bc it gives me so much stability among loads of chaos.

The Sun sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Leo Sun💀 Libra Sun and Scorpio Sun.

The Moon sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Aquarius Moon or Sag Moon haha, funny how they're some of my closest too

The Rising sign(s) people often misunderstood you for: Someone rly thought I'm a Cancer Rising (I'm not) or a Libra Rising (how). But I can see why they might think I have a cardinal Rising tbhhh

The Moon sign(s) you relate to the most: Aquarius Moon, Cap Moon, Sagittarius Moon, Aries Moon

The Rising sign(s) you relate to the most: Aries Rising, Libra Rising, Aquarius Rising

If you were a planet, what planet would you be: omg I would be either Saturn or the Sun HASHHA i love them both with all of my heart

Tell me ONE story that you think embodies all of your natal chart: one time, after comforting my friend who had just found out her long term fwb do not want more, I proceeded to call the local floral shop and got a dozen of roses for her. I didn't forget to lecture her and we were just drinking rosé and oversharing all day.That night they had a party and everyone was invited including the dude. He came in her bedroom cause obviously they're gonna "talk". He saw the roses I left on her nightstand and asked her wtf is that and she told him: "Flowers." He proceeded to go bat shit crazy and idk what happened in there but they didn't return to the party. I had fun. She had fun. We won. 🥳

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