#it's a silly little pirate au

[aliteral-ghost]

This is a fic I wrote for the 100 minutes challenge! This one was themed around adventure, and I took inspiration from the prompts childhood and treasure! You can find it on ao3 here!

Ren and False reminisce about their first failed expedition after failing to find treasure.

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They were not successful in their attempt to find the buried treasure. After looking for several hours, nearly digging up the entire beach, Ren and False decide to take a break before heading back to the ship, sitting on the knotted roots of a nearby mangrove tree. 

“We haven’t had an expedition this bad since we were kids, have we?” Ren muses, pulling at a loose twig and starting to snap it into tiny bits.

“No,” False says. She likes things to go right, and is pouting a bit because of it. The map said it was going to be at this spot, and it lied. She doesn’t like that. She doesn’t like uncertainty. 

“That time… it sure went badly, didn’t it?” Ren asks, laughing. “Didn’t we manage to get lost in a mineshaft and completely waste time and energy before we ran out of time and had to go home?”

False laughs as well, remembering the amount of dirt and cobwebs they were covered in. “And you-didn’t you nearly fall into a cave or something, and I had to pull you out?”

“The first of many, many times you’ve saved my ass.”

This is true. False and Ren are inseparable from each other, but they’re also inseparable from trouble. In their many years of exploring and collecting treasures, they’ve met challenges that would kill explorers with less conviction and experience. A massive kraken, hordes of other pirates, they’ve seen it all. But their first exploration didn’t go quite as well.

“We…” False pauses, trying to remember what had happened. “We heard about it from Bdubs, right? He was bragging about this treasure he had hidden one day and said that no one would ever be able to find it.”

Ren huffs a laugh. “You were so convinced we could find it, because we’re so much better than Bdubs, and I just wanted to do anything that you were doing.”

“You were like a sad puppy, always following me around,” False stares off into the horizon, where their ship is waiting, bobbing on the waves. “It was kind of cute, honestly.”

“You thought I was cute?” 

She looks over at him and sees that Ren’s eyes are the largest puppy dog eyes she’s ever seen. “You were so small!” False exclaims. “And you kept tripping all over yourself to keep up with me!”

“I was, wasn’t I?” Ren laughs. “It came in use in that adventure, though, we would have never gotten out if I hadn’t managed to squeeze through those fallen beams.”

“Sure. That’s the only reason.” It might have been, if she’s honest with herself, but False would never tell Ren about that. She’ll never give him a win like that. “We never found that treasure, though, did we? I can never remember.”

“Nope!” Ren claps his hands. “And we never told Bdubs that we even tried to, because we knew that he would hold it over us for the rest of our lives. We’re not gonna tell anyone that we haven’t found this one either, are we?”

“Absolutely not.”

Ren laughs. “That’s what I thought. Come on, the rest of the crew is gonna start worrying if we take much longer.”

They hop down from the tree roots, headed for the beached dinghy nearby. They may be older, but it feels like they’re kids again. As they’re walking, nearly at the waterline, Ren trips over something. It’s the edge of a gilded box, poking out of the wet sand. 

“No way. It was right here?” False throws her hands up in exasperation. The shovel she’s been holding goes flying, and nearly hits Ren in the head where he tripped and fell. Better the shovel than her sword. 

Ren stands up and pulls her away from the buried treasure. “Not a word of this to the crew,” he insists. “They cannot know about what an utter failure this has been.”

The crew knows full well that Ren has a proclivity for being clumsy, even though they won’t say it, but False just nods and laughs. “Of course, captain. Anything to protect your ego.”

They return to the ship, Ren complaining the whole way, and don’t say anything about it to the rest of the crew when they arrive. There are some adventures that don’t need to be shared.

[littleplantfreak]

umemiya’s pirate outfit is imo his hottest merch but if they made pirate chika he’d steal the show

[d011zk1ll]

Guys I love @bigfatbreak Feralnette!Felix so much that I based my spring ball outfit off of them. It's insane they're in all my workbooks at school doodles In the corners and stuff. He's such an amazing character I go feral (get it)

It's not completely done, the little waist chain thing is arriving tomorrow and I'm painting my nails blue after school tomorrow (I'll reblog it with photos of the full outfit when I've got it all on tomorrow w/ close-ups of the jewelry. The earrings I've already got close ups of that I'll put below because make me think of so Felix sjnfjdkd/vvvvvpos) (you also can't see the ribbon in the hair so I'll get a close up of that too!!) (and the shoes!! They're these really nice chunky black boot heels that I've had for years and never used)

[avidenthusiastoftomfoolery]

Oh I gotta actually post art today. Uhhhh here

Pirate and his sad backstory be upon ye

His name is Callum Everwant Carrion Crow, and he’s my little guy ever

(TW under the cut: death via execution, hand chopped off, more implied death)

Army Dreamers got me in a chokehold sorry guys :>

[shallowoak]

Blegh, patooie!

Ace Finds that friends are never far away!

Deuce Chronicles his adventures in friendship!

[valeovalairs]

Well since the Riptide hiatus has been extended I think I might commit to the legend au to fill the Riptide shaped hole in my heart in the mean time.

[closet-of-bones]

Okay the tsams space pirates au is happening I've thought too much about it, have a story to tell and two character designs done already - working on the next one effective immediately. I have the ideas planned for 11 characters already...I have to draw 11 of them because I am a masochist

Man I already have some semi-cohesive world-building for this stuff. I started rambling on and on to myself in my notes app like any sane person would. The beginnings of the story are being set. And a way of including y/n's if anyone's down to interact with the funky space robots. Just let me get started I'm already on a roll-

Maybe I should just go to therapy... ( . _.)✍️

[shaperaverse-brainrot]

Screaming crying throwing up too many fic ideas not enough writing power to write them

[sweetwhitechoco]

I keep having dreams of Sonic Prime S3's first episode, and I'm not able to watch the first few minutes without being interrupted mid-dream or get jolted awake.

I already wrote my oneshot on that, and thought it would leave my mind since then, but apparently not.

This is the third time this week, and dreams of Sonic have been happening since I first started watching this show last June/July. But particular dreams like this were coming and going for a few months already.

I'm not hyperfixated.. am I?

[angeart]

holding so many aus gently in my arms.

so many.

they're spilling everywhere jxcbjnxb help

[askfairyromano]

ITS BEEN FOREVER HOWS IT GOING BABE. i hope youve missed me! wouldnt blame you if you didn't, but i mean who else is teasing you about your (lack of) sex life? speaking of, have you gotten into any mischief since ive been away? please, spare no detail if you have! especially if it involved discovering more about this hand kink you totally don't have going on! ah, my schedule as finally calmed down a little, so now i have plenty of time to torment you <3 or joking poke, if that makes you feel better! now, as for this golden cage of yours, my darling. i think you need to give yourself more credit. youre older than you were when things happened back then, right? stronger, too. smarter. youre more capable, more intelligent, more perceptive. i think maybe you should consider your ability to get out of situations like that. youre not so weak anymore, and you shouldnt doubt your capabilities. now thats not to say totally throw away everything you have! thats a huge decision that shouldnt be taken lightly. but i dont know, don't let your doubt in yourself be the thing that holds you back from considering all the options you have at your disposal, hmm? you deserve to give yourself every available option~ and who knows. maybe that is your way of finding someone with those big hands to make you feel safe, right? at least give yourself the freedom to consider it.

(i gotta say, with how busy my schedule has been lately, checking your art has been such a highlight for me, so thank you for updating so promptly. you really have been carrying my will to power through this adult bullshit lately 😭♥️ if i want to send in one of those nsfw prompts for you, do you want me to specify a character to go with roma or would you prefer free reign and you can do whoever you want? im down for whatever, i want you to have fun! hope youve been well, dear!!)

[to-skit-or-not-to-skit]

personally, i find it fascinating how the warriors fandom deals with aus. anything goes usually, and most of the time people come up with really cool ideas for these little battle kitties. it's really interesting because it follows this pattern of bad books where the books do not utilize its full potential, so the fandom has to do it because the canon just wasnt good enough. and the truth is the books COULD have been good. in all honesty, the premise of kitty cats worshipping cat god and fighting in the woods really isn't that bad? it makes for some interesting scenarios.

but since the erins are stupid and don't think about what they write, we get kittypet xenophobia and ableism and misogyny and no self awareness. without all the horrible writing and shit character moments and discrimination, these books could be something to look fondly back upon for their writing, but they're not. the fans have to fill in the gaps in the erins' writing with maps and aus, because the books are so bad that it leaves readers wanting more than the erins are willing to give, because they honestly don't care about readers. but the fandom does, and the fandom makes aus and maps and art of this silly little battle cat series. and i think that's great

[cvpidzzz]

guys

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thoma and lannion switch with tanjirou and nezuko with lanni as the slayer and thoma as the demon.

EVERYTHING BEING STRICTLY PLATONIC TOO !!! >u<

[ricky-mortis]

Designs too fun not to doodle myself :)

Did someone say curtwen mermaids? No? Just me? Well anyway, here’s my curtwen mermaid designs for mermay :D

[moonlight-records]

Princess Backpack | LN4 (SM AU!)

pairing: lando norris x biker!reader (they/she pronouns!)

summary: an f1 driver and a biker finally take their crushes off of social media

warning: minor suggestive if you squint

FC: none!

a/n: for @norrisleclercf1 as a treat for passing your exam!

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[sirlanval]

SOOOO excited to finally share the piece i made for @aafranmayazine !! i had so much fun with this silly little pirate/mermaid au of my fav girls <3

leftovers are now open! pls go and check out this amazing zine!