#it's a owkr night

[humanityinahandbag]

took an edible, got high (still high), and decided to try and find roller coaster tycoon on steam and ended up in the reviews section and yippee ki-gay i hit the fucking jackpot

Like this very honest (and earnestly sweet at first) self critique:

Or what about this wonderful pro/con list of more expensive game options:

This person right here is a master of sound and acoustics, an appreciator of auditory Borgia.

There were some reviews from tech people as well who gave super helpful advice. I just thought that this dude had the best description I've ever heard for annoying little bugs on the computer. I want this person to write newspaper headlines.

And this one?

Shakespeare.

And here's even more brutal honesty from people who understand just how feral we were as kids and probably continue to be as adults. Every one of us was apparently living childhood with the gumption and drive of a pack of raccoons stuck in a dumpster. Our only goals were anarchy and OSHA violations.

And when they quote the game, it reads like an ominous short sci-fi apocalyptic horror story.

But my favorite probably would be this incredible set of reviews that Steam dropped right beside one another that absolutely describe the game in what I can only describe as a visual masterpiece.

10/10 ⭐️ Guest 203 Has Drowned :D

want to blaze this post because you get it

[dolliezo]

Also you wanna ramble?

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omg yes pls im goign to ramble about a couple of my shows caus i have love them and i love them and just yes

ook im going to start with strange world cause i love it

ethan is so adorable and i want to learn how to do his hair he's just a little dude whos a love sick puppy

he seems like the best boyfrined tbh like hes jsut ugh idk man its jus thim

and diazo would be such a cool boyfriend or friend in general

and despite being a cool calm and collected boy i know for a fact that he has random boosts of energy that makes him become childish and playfulhes just ahim hfu fgwah

i have no words i am wiped for these boys

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rottmnt is such a good show and for what>

like donnie and raph and mikey and leo are just so cool and cute and adorable

tehyre amazinf and i want to baby them and give them affection

forehead kisses all around

im creating a cuddle pile with raph on the bottom donnie next then leo and then mikey

i want to go on skating dates with Mikey, him teaching me how to do it i want to let him ramble about this interests and such with me

i want to collect plushies with raph cause i know for a fact that he collects them and names them i want to let him ramble and come to me for comfort i want to hold him close so he can let loose and feel protected and small, like he doesn't have to be on guard around me to protect me

i want to learn how to create little things with done i want to give him ideas and thoughts to think about i want to let him rable to me about his ideas and such

i want to laugh and scold leo for all of his stupid and idiotic jokes that are enough to make me laugh i want to listen to him give me ideas on what he wants to do and all the stupid things he's thought about doing

i want to listen to all of them ramble about that stupid tv show and the comics and such

i want to have cooking nights with them and have night outs with them

i want to leanr about april i want to know her hobbies and likes and dislikes

i feel we dont get enogh of her and such but i just want hold her and cuddle eiwth her and do her hair cause shes so pretty and kind

i want to be bale to just, kiss her on the cheek and hold her tight

i lvoe them if you couldnt tell :,)

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ok so bee and puppy cat is so cute and i love them both so much

especially the family that owns the cat cafe they're so adorable and cute

i want to help bee with her adventures and help puppycat with his things and curious behavior

i want to be seen as cool in his eyes so he tries to impress me

hes adorable and i want to squeeze him and hug him close like a plushie

i want to do bees fluffy curly pretty hair and see what kind of styles i could make it into

i want to work at the cat cafe with the handsome boys that own it and owkr there wbves

i want to pet the cats and hold them close and such i jsut

ohohoh and job bot i think is its name is so cool and sarcastic and for what?

i want to work for it and get cute outfits for the jobs and jsut

have a cool jhob like that! going to universes and helping with their problems

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don't get me started on toh

i squeal whenever is ee hunter on screen cause he's so cute and oblivious an di love him

hes jsut "yes let me do this so i can impress belos"

i hate belos sorry clem but he pisses me off

i want to kick him and make an oc that kills him right away when they learn what he's done and what he is going to do and acts as him for a bit before acting like he died and becomes the new emperor and shit

just because i want to squeeze him to death and not in the good way

and willow is so cute

i want to learn about plants form her shed be such a good teacher ghera

i want to play that sport that i forgot the name of that shes captain of her team in just so i can hang out with her more

shes so sweet and i want tot be able to kiss her and cuddle her and hug her

and gus would be like a little brother to me and i want to let him ramble and vent to me and help whim with shit

i just want to gvraesl i wnt him to be my sibling so bad he's so cute and adorable

but like

hunter yk?

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also im currently watching croods and i must say

the mom is so hot and cute and omg

her names ugga and shes really really petty

her hair is so cool looking and shes strong and the boss even if grug, the husband, acts like he's the boss lol

and eep is so cute too? like how come shes adorable and her hair is pretty red and her eyes are a pretty color

the only question i have is why is her hair red? ugga nor grugs hair is red vrnfekja

also guy is kinda cute too-

love belt and sandy theyre adorable and the bug killer cat

i think his names chunky but i don't know for sure

such cool colors for a killer cat :D

[dromaeo-sauridae]

im trying to writei a esiours post but it sthae time of night when only one ieeye owkrs an i hcant see help fuck