#it's a goose

[fancychaostraveller]

I have made something.

It's Gooseneto, in bright red and magenta

And Peace was never an option.

*heavy gasp* IT'S COMING CLOSER

IT'S OVER US- AAAAH

(And so Gooseneto, that like its owner Magneto doesn't appreciate humans, has attacked us. -and won-)

(Thanksfully Professor X talked it to not end us all)

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[anxietyproblem]

[noble-crimson]

Can’t talk, still recovering from that absolute UNIT of an episode……oh my gosh, Kingerrrrrrr 😭✨

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Pompeii by Bastille fits them so well and it won’t stop playing in my head 😭

[great-and-small]

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

[a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hmm I sure wonder what my followers associate with me most

[toothedgoose]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets arrested at Five nights at Freddy’s

[moch1rice]

I need her to start killing actually she deserves it

[six-tooth]

I can't believe we got a canon funnybunny interaction

[zeurelart]

Kinger is a magician.

[bob-artist]

Since the Canada griffin was proudly mentioned recently I figure it can’t hurt to ask if you do happen to have plans to design Canada griffin goslings at some point in the future? (muse permitting)

I DO NOW.

I present to you

honklings

[happyheidi]

𝖻𝗒 𝖺𝖾𝗋𝗍 𝗏𝖺𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝗋

[great-and-small]

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong