#it’s such a cute picture bro I <3 seeing ppl happy

[10-59]

no vay……

[liverpool-enjoyer]

MAX <3

fun fact my phone now autocorrects "max" to "MAX" every time now. your influence is so strong bb 😌

i have come up with a mission.

send you gavi pictures for every day that your gone (im also making the rules up for this as i go haha) for multiple reason:

first of all you deserve to see all the gavi and second because i want it to let you know that you matter, especially to me. and what better way to do that then with your favorite person.

(pictures will follow) 😉

oh my gosh 😭😭 bro tell me why im so emotional n grinning like an idiot at my computer w teary eyes over being sent photos of cute soccer boy

but yeah i am cause the fact that you did the internet version of sending me letter in my absence??? omg. n they all included the loml. but like yeah im actually so touched by this fhsskfhdsk 😭😭 idk why i thought being away from the ppl i love would help me feel better but ig my sad was clouding my vision or something lmao.

but like yeah this was actually so nice of you i cant put into words. plus i loved the lil messages you attached n UGH i wanna hug you so bad rn. idk if i'll answer em individually cause tbh i like having em compiled in a place i can easily reach em 😭 plus your pics were ELITE omg. 11/10 photos. anyways im shit w words but please know how happy you always make me <3 i love you SO MUCH n like this actually rlly touched me n im gonna remember it forever ok im rambling now bye

[a1li-ens]

hello if ur still. willnignto talkab slow damage i would lvoeee to knoe ur thoughts on the other love interests and also towa himself as a character ! :3

IM ALWAYS DOWN TO TALK ABOUT IT YIPPEE!! ⭐

adding a cut to this i have a lot of thoughts lol (💖・ω・) (includes spoilers)

👨‍⚕️taku: OK HE IS MIXED FOR ME i like him in routes other than his own LOL i think hes rly fun as like a semi normal acting guy in weirdo town. Its cute he cares a lot about the ppl at the clinic and i like the scenes where he hangs out and eats with towa and rei so much its cute they are a silly family 😭

i think hes really fun as a nice dad or at least big bro in towas life but that is why i dont like his route romantically its WEIRD THAT WAY LOL... bro u have known towa way too long for this.. please fall for some other dilf or something!! his bad end was too much for me and i have a strong stomach !!! (less so the bugs and more the meth slave thing .. get a better hobby sir!!)

but otherwise i like him! him doing meth warcrimes besides the bug related ones are interesting and the whole mansion part of his route was rly cool and fun to read!! also hes just funny i love that hes always responding to things like -_-????

i like the breaking bad pictures.

🍰Rei: I LOVE REI SO MUCH so cute 😭 his was my second fav route in general! hes so sweet and its so cute how much hes always thinking about everyone 😭 i also love how he has so many hobbies he has!! I didnt quite like his route as much from a plot/worldbuilding perspective as much as some of the others+the moneymatch stuff in general was kinda not as interesting just because i think its like. nothing super new or exciting i guess! but im a character writing person so that doesn't bother me lol!

I rly love his self love / acceptance journey.. i am emotional.. even if I visually hate his stupid tiny haircut!! i hope he can lean back into some of his not traditionally manly side after he is comfortable with gender stuff 🥺

I think as a romance route his was rly nice!!! it was cute and sweet and its sweet the ways they support eachother 🥺💖 towa feels very like affectionate in a cat way towards him its cute! I like them as bffs maybe more they are just too cute that way 😭 i want to b reis friend as well

his bad end is GOOD !! towa looks COOL i like the corset ribbons.. i want to see a full body CG what else has he done!! wasnt expecting rei to be the eye pussy one but ill take it .

🐈Madarame: OK.. first half of his route i rly hated him SORRY TO FANS but thinking back on it and playing more i dont hate him now LOL I feel like even after playing i don't know enough about him as i'd like! i want to know what this bitch does in his spare time other than towa lol ?? its cute that he likes cats and i liked him and the boys all eating pizza!! the towa infiltrating in the cute suit part was rly fun too! i wanted to see him talk to mayu and kotarou and stuff more he doesn't talk heaps in general tho hfjhfh

regarding them as boyfriends i am a sappy romance person so their type of affection isn't my normal preference but it suits them! I think that why it was kind of hard to get through the start besides me never rly liking the ⭐problematic guy⭐ route in VNs LOL! but im glad in both endings they are so happy but was a nice surprise! yeah boys u have fun!!

🐇 fujieda : FUJI... I WROTE A LOT IN THE LAST ASK trying to think of new info i didnt write there. I love that he is actually kind of an airhead LOL i feel like he would be rly worried when towa said he caught ligma...... him before he teams up with towa is funny too like how often is he hiding in that concrete pipe???? is he comfy?? i love him.

theres prob more i haven't said about him but ill leave it at his lovingly drawn bazongas for now.

🎨towa: I LOVE TOWA.... LIKE OK... my skrunkly.. initial impressions i love every manslut character by default and he is very nice to look at. his personality is so fun omg what a bitch!!! i love that for him.i am biased because its also my dayjob but him being a medical receptionist is so funny LMFAO he seems terrible at it go king give us nothing !! obviously his hobbies make him rly fun to read about, i rly like his art hes good at it!!

plot and everything else wise UOUGHhhhh he makes me emotional. i am having trouble articulating about him because of this KJHBJHB no matter the routes i love watching him open up his feelings a bit 😭 the way he actually cares about people close to him even though hes been trying to convince himself he doesn't need other ppl gets to me 😭 his vulnerable moments make me emo... him wanting to see fujis scars in the shower especially got to me 🥺😭

his backstory stuff is rly well done too i think his mental health is rly well done in general 😭 but its kinda refreshing its not all magically better either afterwards boys got a lot to work through!!! but i am so glad he can smile in fujis route.. .uuuuu😭😭😭

I rly like how hes upfront and shameless about being gay and a weirdo yeah king own it!!! him being snarky and cheeky all the time is cute too!! i have more to say but i need to work out how to write it. he is important 2 me💖

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quick thoughts on non datable character stuff:

Ikuina - I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH i like guys who are so horny they become useless. his euphoria scene is really great LOL i know they dont but it would be fun if he and towa could be friends afterwards. can someone hack the game give him a route .

asakura- HIS TASTES ASIDE i think he was actually really interesting and cool to read about!!!! the angel thing was dope.. towa getting the wings.. so COOL

the guy in reis chap 2 mizuno was it??? was that his brothers name??? anyway i wasnt that interested in him LOL not much to say here

Mayu - SLAY HIS ENDING IS SOOO FUNNY.. stan a guy with like 3-4 clear nendoroids i like him

kotarou- ending should have been in a cleaner bathroom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eiji- I LOVE EIJI HE IS SOOOO CUTE AND FUN

SORRY TO WRITE AN ESSAY THERE IS SO MUCH I DONT THINK IVE EVEN ADDRESSED HERE LMFAO GAME TOO GOOD!!

[kyun-toast]

[ATEEZ] as University Students

a/n: I love college AUs but I'm British so I thought I'd chip in w some painfully British uni lad ateez

Hongjoong

Besties w his tutor

Got his life down on lock

One of those ppl that are always on top of their work, have acc done the reading and gets good grades but is still rlly cool and has a social life ygm

But thats only bc he lives in the library

Has a designated seat and there's an unspoken rule amongst the students that that's HIS spot, nobody sits in it

Often seen napping at said library spot

So well dressed. He’s one of those students that always catches your eye around campus or lecture halls

Bc he’s just so well dressed for a uni student running on 0 hours sleep and red bull

Probs studies smth like joint honours music and philosophy

Also Vice President of smth like filmsoc

Friends with the baristas at Starbucks bc he’s just in there for caffeine all the time

We all aspire to be like student hj, just more sleep pls

Seonghwa

Voted most eligible bachelor amongst students

Famous around campus just for being so pretty

He’s one of those ppl you see on like the first day of uni and it’s an instant crush

But you’ll never be able to do anything abt it you just have to admire from the other side of the lecture hall

Actually speaks up in seminars bc he’s done the reading sat next to hongjoong in the library

He looks like he’d play tennis for uni and varsity tickets would sell like crazy bc so many ppl have crushes on that man

He’d bring his lil meal prep packed lunches to uni lol what a little sweetheart

Been pictured in the uni prospectus at least once

Hongjoong makes him go w him to freshers fair for his society to use as bait so he stands there handing out leaflets for a soc he’s not even part of

Yunho

Doesn’t know what’s going on half the time he’s just happy to be there

This is v evident in lectures. Professor could be going on and on in a stats class and he’ll just sit there smiling

His gaming setup takes up most of his room and is also where most of his money goes

Texts u at 4am like hey u wanna get pizza

And you know he’s up at that time bc he’s been gaming all night

Still gets good grades despite the fact that all he does is game?

You ask him how he does it and he’s just like idk?

You are perplexed.

All soft in cute jumpers and hoodies but one day you’ll see him suited up at a formal and wow heart eyes

Super fun at parties too, have u seen that man dance?

You have multiple videos of him twerking

Yeosang

That mysterious boy at the back of class that doesn’t speak a lot but whenever he does its always smth smart af

Types really loud on his macbook

Looks like he doesn’t have any friends

But outside of lectures he’s always w friends that look equally as mysterious and cool

No one on your course knows anything abt him

But you see him at a house party once and he’s just stuffing his face w food having a great time

Feel like his alcohol tolerance is super low

Two shots and he’s out cold

And then you’ll see him again at some niche soc social like basket weaving or smth

Works part time at a cool clothing store like allsaints or cos

Chicken shop connoisseur, knows the best places in town

San

Actually studies rlly hard, i can tell he always gives 110% on whatever he’s set his mind to

Soft student always in oversized hoodies, spinning pens, v enthusiastic and pays attention in lectures

But when hes w wooyoung oh man

The enabler, 110% attitude towards drinking too

Pours drinks w 80% alc 20% mixer

“my mother didn’t raise a quitter”

Type to sprint home from the club bc he doesnt wanna waste money on uber

Will make animal friends otw and bring them home

You wake up and come downstairs the next morning and theres just a pigeon in your living room

On the athletics team which is why he may find it instinctive to run home when he’s drunk

San would like for there to be a greggs on campus

Mingi

ALWAYS napping in lectures, seminars, during lunch, in the library, u name it

Knows the best spots for it tho.

You didn’t know there was a secluded spot w bean bags under the stairs at the back of the library until mingi told you

Never missed 9am lectures but will nap through them instead

Gets freshers flu every year and the cough lasts for months

You hear someone cough in the room over and ur like oh, well there’s Mingi

Gives you the best advice at 4am in the library

Also best cuddles

Studies smth like aerospace engineering but regrets it bc he didn’t know what he was getting himself into

Considers dropping out every exam season but always pulls through w good grades?

Wooyoung

Bnoc thats all i have to say

Has like 4k followers on ig

Always running around campus for no reason

Woo and san together at parties u know its going to be buck fckin wild

Always got ppl swooning over him but he just wants to have fun!

No time for relationships! Only alcohol!

When he studies tho? £3 meal deal and writes 2 sentences kind of guy

Business management OR marketing student I can feel it in my bones

The type to tell u funny stories in a silent library and it takes everything in u to stop laughing

Ppl will look over at you two and youre just holding your breaths on the verge of exploding

Security will kick u out at one point

Tight w the local kebab shop bossman

Jongho

Brings everything in a backpack to uni like a year 7

Need a hole punch? Ask jongho. Painkillers? Jongho. Assortment of multi coloured pens? Jongho

Writes the best notes

They're all colour coordinated in different folders for different modules

All the office ladies dote on him bc he’s so sweet

They all offer him tea and biscuits

Youngest but is the voice of reason in the group

Wy will be like do u wanna get drunk in the library

And jongho is like bro ur deadline is tomorrow are u ok

The type to be filming all the other guys when theyre up to some questionable stuff for the memories

Feel like he’d be on committee for whatever course he’s studying

I get pharmacy vibes from this boy

Got job offers lined up for when he graduates

[linorangge]

Yugyeom as Your Boyfriend ! <3

(keep in mind this is a head canon !) requested by @americaspeach​

how you met:

- I would like to say that this man is my ult bias so just expect this to be rlly lengthy and cute

- u did graffiti art in an alley every now and then nd sometimes street dancers would show up 

- one day gyeom showed up with jaebeom and jaebeom started b boying

- everyone was egging him on

- since yugyeom got there with beom, ppl wanted gyeom to join in

- he started doing some pops and stuff nd he did rlly well despite NOT b boying

- ppl were pretty blown away from their skills, u included

- you did ur graffiti, making sure to check if he was still there

- as the crowd dispersed after a few hours u noticed him walking away

- u totally ditched the graffiti and u walked after him

- it was hard to catch up bc mans is TALL nd has the longest legs ever

- u went up to him nd tapped his shoulder

- he turned, nd he actually had to look DOWN at u

- “u did rlly good out there”

- “oh thanks haha”

- he was kinda shy abt it

- u kinda started a convo abt his hobbies while beom was standing there in the background

- you eventually started flirting with him 

- he flirted back 

- u asked for his number 

- he gave it to u 

- he told u to have nice night nd u went back to ur graffiti

- you literally forgot that YOU had his number but he didn't have yours

- so u waited for a week for him to text u

- nd then u realized,,,,,,,

- YOU had to make the first move

- so u did

- nd gyeom was like “who is this”

- nd u were like “graffiti girl”

- nd he was like “OHHHHH wanna hang out later”

- you said yes ofc

- u went to a lil bowling alley place nd he taught u how to bowl

- u sucked at first and he won the game

- afterwards u guys drove around town and listened to music while u talked

- at some point u guys parked at some random place nd he showed u vids of him dancing

- which prompted u to show him pics of graffiti you'd done

- nd he showed u his singing vids nd u were VERY impressed

- after awhile he took u home nd yeah

- afterwards u guys became more friends than lovers

- u became close rlly rlly quick

- u guys very noticeably had crushes on each other

- nd then one day u guys were sitting on ur couch 

- and he just kissed u ????

- nd he was like “omg im so sorry ill leave”

- nd u were like “no”

- and u guys just made out for like an hour 

- nd then he was like 

- “are we official now?”

- nd u were like “alright ig”

- u were dying inside tho

yugyeom as your boyfriend:

- so whipped

- he loves everything abt u

- puts “my”a lot in front of any pet name he calls u

- my baby 

- my sweetie

- my darling

- my y/n

- WHIPPED WHIPPED WHIPPED SOSOSOSO WHIPPED 

- he’s rlly giggly when he’s around u 

- or when he talks abt u to the sevens he get blushy and giggly 

- yeah he talks abt u SO MUCH

- “the other day y/n had to get on her tippy toes to kiss me”

- “gyeom you've told us this story like three times today”

- “then ur gonna listen for a fourth time”

- uses these emojis 🥺💞😽 EVERYTIME HE TEXTS U

- “are u feeling well today baby 🥺”

- GODDDDD SOSOSOSOS WHIPPED LITERALLY

- he sends u lots of texts throughout the day asking how ur feeling nd if u need anything 

- also likes to facetime whenever he can

- at the studio, during a shoot, literally any time

- he literally just likes to make sure ur doing ok

- hmmm 

- ur kinda one of his fav ppl

- he feels safe with u

- he tells u anything and everything bc he just trusts u that much

- pda wise

- he’s pretty affectionate tbh

- he’ll hold ur hand and give u long kisses

- nd sometimes ur like “bro we are in public PLEASE”

- nd he chills out LMAO

- alone he's a bit clingy

- he just likes being around u nd being in ur presence

- since there’s some height difference u sometimes just give up on kissing his lips so u kiss his collarbone/chest/neck

- HE LOVES THIS SO MUCH

- it drives him insane

- he gets shy around u sometimes

- if and when u guys do the uhhhhh secks

- he’ll be shy taking his clothes off

- and you’ll b like “dude we’ve seen each other naked like 7 times already”

- “ik but u still make me nervous”

- GOD SSOOSOSOS WHIPPED

- he also sometimes likes to sing u to sleep

- he takes requests

- sometimes u guys spoon in bed nd ur like

- “can u sing bruno mars”

- nd he sings bruno mars into ur ear softly

- the nights he does that u sleep so peacefully 

- overall u make him happy

- u make him feel like he’s on top of the world as cheesy as that sounds

- he thinks ur so talented nd beautiful in every way

- he tends to take u to the dance studio sometimes 

- nd u sit there and watch

- he’ll occasionally try to teach u some moves

- u learn a few every now and then

- sometimes u surprise him with food or sweets at the studio nd he just melts

- he likes to surprise u with random things

- random presents??

- “oh yea I got u this hoodie from ur fav brand”

- “what for”

- “just cus :) “

first time I love you was said:

- he said it first

- u were doing some graffiti art and u brought him along

- he was sitting back on a little bucket, watching u 

- he’d take pictures of you or of himself to pass the time

- and then u turned, halfway thru the artwork 

- u were covered in paint nd u had the biggest smile on his face

- “what do u think”

- he just stared at u

- he enjoyed seeing u do what u loved

- even more when u saw u happy 

- “I love you y/n”

- and somehow ur smile grew bigger

- u let out a little giggle 

- “I love you too gyeomie”

- he got up from his little bucket nd crossed the alley to meet u

- he embraced u and then pulled away to kiss you

- he felt like that moment lasted forever

[bakedhyuns]

Heio! Can you do a reaction of S/O going for the first time at EXO individual house? 🤗

ahhh i hope this is what you’re looking for... like the first time their s/o comes over to/sees their apartment? i got a LITTLE carried away here with descriptions and headcanons but... let’s GO!minseok - he’d obviously make sure everything is perfect (which wouldn’t take much, lbr, everything would already be perfect) and he’d probably be a bit nervous. IT WILL BE SPOTLESS.... AND IF U MESS THAT UP GOSH HE’S GONNA TRY RLY HARD TO REMAIN UNBOTHERED BUT U MIGHT JUST SEE A VEIN IN THE FOREHEAD.... maybe he’d try to cook something. make it like a cute date night at his place. obviously it would be impressive because it’s minseok. would kiss you so sweetly and thank u for coming over...... probably ask you to stay the night.....

junmyeon - oof...... junmyeon will so desperately want everything to be perfect the way minseok does but it just won’t be and maybe he will FLY OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE about it but it’s fine because you love him and you low key (high key) think it’s hilarious when he’s losing it about dumb things. he’s rly nervous about you seeing his place (probably it’ll be for a date)... and u gotta reassure him like 19383453 times that it’s beautiful and you love him and he’s doing a good job. and let’s be honest... his place isn’t perfect, but it’s expensive and that’s hot and ur fuckin tonight on those nice silk sheets

yixing - i feel like you’d be on a date and he’d be like “yo wanna see my place” and you’d be like “yeah man” and he’d be like “neato let’s go” (maybe not in those words ok).... anyway u know the beginning of the honey mv? his apartment looks like that in my mind. so it’s pretty lit. and when you tell him it’s amazing he’d probably just shrug or something like he really don’t care man. he probably cleaned up a bit just in case but mostly unbothered.... he’d make u coffee with his fancy espresso machine and make out with you on the sofa.

baekhyun - oh god here we go... this would not be planned. you’d both be drunk. you’d both been sitting at this stupid bar flirting all night when you both know y’all just want to leave and FUCK. so when someone (baekhyun) finally gets the courage to say something, you go to most convenient location. which is baek’s place. is it clean? nope. is there stuff everywhere? absolutely. does it matter? not at all. maybe when you wake up the next morning you’ll laugh at the way he keeps his things and he’ll pout a little but mostly he’s just happy to have spent the night with u :’)jongdae - i feel like you’d get like 6 months into your relationship and be like “.... dae why have i never been to your apartment” and he’d just be like “i like coming here :)” but rly he’s just like weirdly private about his stuff and kinda scared to fully let ppl into his life but u know.... anyway eventually he’d have to give in and bring you over. it would really just be... simple. minimal. but everything would remind you of him. you’d probably get a tour but it would be cut short because you wouldn’t want to leave his bedroom (wink)

chanyeol - chanyeol seems like he’s pretty romantic and cheesy and such so he’d probably plan some whole thing for you to come over and he’d have dinner and there would be flowers and candles and it would be INTENSE AF so just be ready for that...... underneath everything it’s still going to be very chanyeol though. he’s not going to hide his action figures or his music stuff. he’s going to be moderately all over the place. it would be comforting because it would be SO MUCH like him. he’d def take it rly seriously and say some shit like “i don’t wanna fuck tonight..... i wanna make love” cause ... chanyeol....

kyungsoo - i imagine you’d see ksoo’s place pretty early on in a relationship with him because he’d probably ask you to come over for a date to make dinner for you. honestly, i picture it rly cozy and comfy and soft and well kept and maybe i’m completely wrong but..... you know i just picture it to be.... a lot like kyungsoo. he’d cook for you and you’d cry because it was so amazing and he’d prob blush a lot and then kiss you. (etc)

jongin - okay but is jongin capable of living on his own...... no really.... y’all i straight up have a hard time picturing him living alone. i really see him living with at least one of the members until he has someone else to live with u feel me. but like imagine he takes you over and you’re like making out on the couch and suddenly chanyeol walks in and is like “hey guys” and you’re like HOLY SHIT and jongin is just like OH HI :3 and you’re like HOW DID HE GET IN and he’s like “i live here lmao” and jongin is like “oops i forgot to tell you..... wanna see my pajama collection now?”

sehun - i also picture sehun living with someone else but i also picture him being the type to just fucking have an “extra” apartment for when he needs it. so like he brings you there and you’re like bro you don’t fucking live here and he’s like yeah i do and you’re like no honey there’s literally nothing here like not even a single plate. and he kinda freaks out and apologizes and says he just wanted to impress you and he lives with other ppl cause he doesn’t like being alone and this really is his place he just doesn’t use it and...... he’s very cute so you kiss him rly quick and he confirms that the apartment does, in fact, have a bed.(ooooooooof i need to chill.... hope this is okay!)

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 29.08.19 lb

starting off itself with this mataji. nahi chahiye.

raima's baba is also in the picture. why he living somewhere separately from the mom and comatose daughter?

mumbai is such a bloody big city???? honestly, she's acting like it's an apartment complex and rohit is the watchman, ki uska saamna kiye bagair ghus hi nahi sakte.  

oh boy, sapiens3 se karenge treatment.

ughhhhhhhhhhh every minute i have to watch her makes me want to claw my skin off.

AUNTY AAP DECIDE KARLO AAP KO KYA PYAARI HAI, BETI KI JAAN YA ROHIT KA CHEHRA NA DEKHNA. god, honestly.

raima already giving all of us the middle finger.

oh boy, this girl just doesn't learn. he just compared you to his ex and you're still floating around on heart shaped clouds. come the fuck on, sona.

normally i would get mad at suman, but today i feel like this conversation was needed to shake some sense into sona.

god desis and their shaadi obsession. na raaton ko neend, na din ko chain, till the fruit of their loins is bound in holy matrimony.

i live for these tiny, casual, unscripted moments of bromance!

oh god janmaastami par bhi naach gaana karte hain yeh log.

rohan/tanya are hellbent on making yk leave his marketing job to become full-time family function singer.

yeh kaisa surprise hua??? one, you already told everyone, and two...... it's not even a.... ok chodo. won’t nitpick.

EVEN IF THIS WAS A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP ROHIT'S OBJECTIONS ARE 100% VALID. i would fucking freak if i had to meet my S.O.'s 60 thousand relatives any time before the wedding.

for once ajit is talking sense and helping rohit out, instead of adding to his problems.

ouffffffff veeeeeeeeena. i know you're desperate to get a bahu but calm down!

i love these two idiots so much.

good lord veena toh just needs an excuse to get sona to come over.

this time i'm on nishi's side. roz roz kya function pe sonakshi ko bulaana???

lmao look at these idiots’ faces as they watch the drama.

omfg akash shut the fuck up. your thing isn't even related to the matter at hand? kuch bhi. #teamNishi

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, yk! #weStanAGoodMan

no rohit! do not trust your enthu cutlet mom with this!

aw, why did they cut yk holding nishi's hand to persuade her, from the frame??!!!! i wanna see their middle-aged marital cuteness!

ugh back to raima's mummy. *applies calamine lotion on the hives already rising up on my arms at the sight of her*

YES PLS LET DR. DIMPY HANDLE IT. PLS.

oh god veena. bhoot ki tarah aise kyun mandaraaa rahi ho?????? i love you, i do, but you need to give your grownass kid some goddamn space.

i am rohit.

ok yk but back when you were wooing nishi some 20-25 years ago, mumbai traffic ka bhi toh yeh haal nahi tha? why do ppl forget all that when they start reminiscing about the good old days?

trollololololol.

lmao sona's freaked out seeing his weirdass smile.

awwwwww mummy waali bonding. cute cute cute.

jfc veena went and liked every single pic of sona's on insta.

"yeh mat kehna ki meri mom tumhe mujhse zyaada pasand karti hai."

"mujhe toh lagta hai!" haha she's sooooo cuteee.

ugh. look at this pint-sized homewrecker getting all excited to go mess around with a married man.

hey wardrobe, would it kill y'all to give her a dress that fits? the shoulder of her dress is literally falling off.

what is today, opposite day? i'm agreeing more with suman and kinda annoyed with veena.

hahahahahahhaha ravi ka tanka bhid gaya sunita ke saath!

lol the contrast in their expressions.

rohit ravi ka baap hai kya, jo aisa bhadak raha hai? teri khud ki love life toh hai nahi, usse bhi nahi banane dega, manhoos?

sona is the mosttttttttt wholesome.

"haan jao. gaadi bhi le jao! main bus mein chala jaoonga!"

sona jaisi boss ho, warna na ho.

haaaye, the graceful sass with which she shut him down.

"bilkul biwi waala rob dikha rahi ho."

a moment of shiny eyes.

and this fucker blows it all up to shit.

ROHIT YOU ASSHOLE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS PURE BEAN.

oh god i really do not care for this party of try-hards.

tanya does NOT deserve this bullshit. she's a sweet girl who's being massively fucked over by these absolute douchewaffles.

i have never seen anyone THIS excited for a game of rummy, of all things.

today in cishet men are the fucking grossest.

oh boy, the baby stories are coming out.

uncle really went there, and rohit is giving him suchhhhhh a "just fucking try me, pops. i WILL fuck you up." look.

sona noticed what literally everyone in the house has overlooked for god-knows-how-many decades.

baby bro to the rescue. *pats his floofy head*

but also threatening to out some secrets.

this is the big scandalous secret? that he wears socks to sleep? pft.

lol sippy family ka menu toh ab sona ke pasand/naapasand ke hisaab se decide hoga.

god she came all the way here and now has to go all the way back to goregaon for dinner. you sippys need to give her some damn breathing room. or a flat here in SoBo.

"............ kal phir??"

god i am practically dying from second hand empathy for her. bhagwan dushman ko bhi aise roz back-to-back social engagements na de. 

lol nishi's glee at suman not being able to come.

oh god veena, make like elsa and LET IT GO. HONESTLY.

"aa jao please. hum sab ko achcha lagega."

BRO WHUT....... SUBAAH HI TOH YOU DIDN’T WANT HER TO COME. AND NOW YOU'RE........ honestly, stop being such a selfish twat. what, she can't possibly have plans of her own for janmaashtami?? seedha seedha bol bhi nahi raha that YOU want her to come, taake she feels happy about it, and not pressured into it for the sake of this drama. god i hate men and their inability to articulate their feelings.

and suman was right, sona is too emotionally soft and koi bhi just takes faayda of it.

bless yk for making her feel welcome and wanted (since a certain somebody else, didn’t.........) 

oh god she wants mahaepisode type celebrations.

yeh sunke rohit ka sanskaari ‘omg mere family se kitna ghul-mil gayi hai!’ boner jaag utha.

uhhhhhhhhh, you work like.... 16 hour shifts, how the hell you gonna do these arrangements, that too in SOMEONE ELSE'S house, that’s like 3 hours away from your own????

lmao i really relate with nishi today. they need to write her more like this, wry and caustically polite, mostly keeping her no-holds-barred thoughts to herself/yk.

um, set ki art director ko set pe kaam nahi hai kya, that she'll come here and decorate your nakli boo-thang's house for a pooja???

lol big time mood, nishi. forever and ever.

[a-ffection]

1-99 🐸

BET YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT DO IT SCRUB. I tagged this #long post if yall dont want to see it btw sorry

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

According to Spotify Me its 1. Hail to the King - Avenged Sevenfold 2. The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson 3. Holy Diver - Killswitch Engage 4. Sick Like Me - In This Moment 5. Girls in Black - Airbourne 6. Shrike - Hozier 

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

MY SOULMATE DAMMIT

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

ugh ”Now the bad news, im afraid, is that we won't be home for supper.”

4: What do you think about most?

Money

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“Maybe not” - from you

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Without8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are cute; Boys are cute but at what cost?

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yup

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Idk last week11: Do you have any strange phobias?

Public bathrooms and men with neck or face tattoos

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

When i was younger i used to stick straws up my nose

13: What’s your religion?

Roman Catholic

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking the thot

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind, I don't trust most ppl to take pics of me

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Uhhh Avenged Sevenfold probably

17: What was the last lie you told?

idr

18: Do you believe in karma?

Yup

19: What does your URL mean?

It’s pretty self-explanatory 

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Procrastination; Loyalty 

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Currently Henry Cavill 

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Its on my to-do list

23: How do you vent your anger?

Chores lol

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Mushroom decor, books

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

TEXT

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Happier yes

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Crowds; Nature

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

”what if i tried harder and passed this class the first time around?”

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

YES x2

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Cell phone; cookie

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Nothing really

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

LA

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

West Coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Hozier

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To impact the world and/or its inhabitants in a positive way. 

36: Define Art.

Art makes you feel some typaway

37: Do you believe in luck?

Yes, only because i have horrible luck

38: What’s the weather like right now?

drizzling

39: What time is it?

6:23pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

yes and yes

41: What was the last book you read?

Sea of Strangers by Lang Leav

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Jaz, Jazzy, princess, noob (curtesy of my bro) 

44: What was the last film you saw?

Ready or Not

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Hairline fracture. Urban Air. Rock wall. Jumped off. Ouch.48: What’s your sexual orientation?

I like boys

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

lmao YES

50: Do you believe in magic?

I believe in portals to other dimensions does that count?

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yup

52: What is your astrological sign?

Leo

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Both

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Starbucks

55: Love or lust?

Both

56: In a relationship?

No

57: How many relationships have you had?

idk

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No

59: Where were you yesterday?

Why do you want to know frog boy?

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Dogs collar

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

No

62: What’s your favourite animal?

Owls

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Be really nice and smiley to them but like in a low cut blouse66: What is your heritage?

Native North American. Mexican, Spaniard 

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Sleeping

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Morningstar

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

I-

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yess

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog, my boss is a cunt anyway.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

Uhg a) Yes b) Things ive always wanted to do c) Probably 

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Love, since it comes with trust anyway

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Hail to the King

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

6744

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Communication, trust, honesty, time, consideration, maturity, sexual attraction

77: How can I win your heart?

Have these traits: Beard, muscles, weeb, a sweetheart, sense of humor, be Catholic, have a decent career path, give me all the attention

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

yes

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

uhh

80: What size shoes do you wear?

9 in heels; 9.5 in shoes

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Something that will make goth kids take pictures on my grave

82: What is your favourite word?

Bastard

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

The Sacred Heart cause im catholic and hispanic

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

Bad words and insults

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Old Time Religion - Parker Millsap

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Teal, Green, Red, Black, and Pink

87: What is your current desktop picture?

A pretty forest

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Id save it for a rainy day

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

”Have you ever watched hentai?”

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Put collars on them and teach them tricks

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Healing - people, the land, etc.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

dunno

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Ive already did that according to the therapist i had

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Im saving myself for marriage 

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Ireland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Yes

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Yes, when i was a kid

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yes, to Cali

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Your governments will always consider your freedom a burden

[go-ldy]

Riverdale 4x09

Picture UNRELATED to this episode. But I did not have a chance to do an episode post for 4x08 last week. However, the fact that THE Gina Torres was a guest star needed to be commemorated somehow. How is it that Gina Torres is so good at striking that tone between firmness and kindness all at the same time?

The point is 4x08 was excellent and maybe my favourite episode of the season and Gina Torres was there and then 4x09 was…. well…..

I’m going to start with Dark Betty. I have feelings about Dark Betty. IN THEORY, I don’t mind the idea of Riverdale exploring Betty’s darkness. Her propensity towards self-harm, desire to explore her sexuality, the fact that she was groomed by her serial killer father from a young age… all of these are interesting things. Not necessarily things worthy of being ~Dark~ but I can understand why Betty would want to distance herself from these things. Betty wants Dark Betty to be a separate entity from herself; something that is not part of her; something that she has no control over. If instead Dark Betty is just Betty, just part of herself, then that means the Serial Killer gene is part of her too, it means that digging her nails into her palms and chasing after serial killers with reckless abandon is also part of her, and something she has to come to terms with and accept.

So if this episode was actually about the lengths that Betty will go to distance herself from those traits only to finally accept by seasons end that there is no Dark Betty, there is only Betty (who happens to be a complicated individual with flaws) then… fine.

But I would guess that is not what we are watching. Instead I think that this really is just a plot about… hypnosis and brainwashing.

Cool. Cool cool cool.

I mean it’s Riverdale so I guess a hypnosis scheme so sophisticated that it releases Dark Betty on the world is probably NOT the most unbelievable thing that has happened but it sure did irritate me!! And usually I’m here for Riverdale being off the wall ridiculous. Remember the cannibalism dinner party? I was there for that! The cannibalism was FUN!

Dark Betty being triggered with hypnotic suggestion ala Angel losing his soul from a moment of true happiness is….

I will say I did laugh out loud at the flash forward scene of Betty standing over Jughead’s bloodied and dead body with a rock. They really want us to think they killed him!!! Although maybe the TWIST is that she DID kill him after all?? Who knows.

The thing is, Riverdale can on occasion actually do complicated emotional arcs for its characters (see my thoughts on Archie below). It just chooses not to most of the time.

Some other thoughts:

I’ve seen a lot of speculation about what the show is gonna do after they graduate high school. Will there be a flash forward? Will they all somehow end up at the same university? Let me put it this way. Characters have started dropping the phrase “Riverdale Community College” with surprising frequency. Meanwhile Betty was rejected from Yale and Hiram is on a path to stop Veronica’s ambitions for higher education. I think we can figure out where this is going.

I’ve come up with a new test for Toni’s scenes. It’s like the Bechdel test. The test is: Does Toni have a scene with a character who isn’t Cheryl where they talk about a subject other than Cheryl? 4x09 failed the test. I actually can’t remember the last time Riverdale passed the test.  Sometime in season 3 with the Poisons maybe? Sad. #freeToni

Archie is a mess. But I appreciate Riverdale giving him this long emotional arc in the wake of Fred’s death and also letting Archie feel and deal with his anger. Y'know, instead of putting it down to hypnosis and brainwashing.

Man so many ppl in Riverdale get shot all the time and are back on their feet with no ill effects in like a week. Who is this surgeon at the Riverdale Hospital who has developed this groundbreaking treatment for gunshot wounds? I feel we should meet this character.

I don’t have a lot to day about Jughead’s Baxter boys arc. It’s… there… . That boy does wear a lot of rings. Like a LOT. I like when he visited FP and was like: “I leave you for two seconds and you get SHOT” while bloodied Archie lurked around the corner. ‘Cos the same sentiment could apply to Archie. Jug, you gotta come back and save your best bro from himself.

Veronica vs. Hiram round 955333551 continues! Marc Consuelos does have excellent comedic timing. I think it would be kind of fun to see an episode of Riverdale from his perspective. Just think. Former mob boss/racketeer/prisoner finally makes it back into the world, determined to go on the straight and narrow in the family rum business only to be foiled at every turn by his daughter Veronica when all he has done is try and get her into Harvard. Meanwhile, Veronica does that classic villain thing where she tells him all of her evil plans before she carries them out so he can stop her. Not that I have any sympathy for Hiram, I do not, but literally every episode Veronica goes into a tear about all the ways she is going to take him down and… listen, girl, you gotta be sneakier than that. Just try, like…. not telling him. Just try.

I will end by saying that we are going into this midseason “hiatus” (which will be like three weeks lol) with two episodes in a row with little to no Bughead scenes. That is NOT cool. Bughead being cute is like 60% of the reason to watch this show and I feel let down.

[gayoongles]

50 questions tag

I was tagged by @mikrokosyoongs thank u bb🥺💘 1. What takes up too much of your time? currently studying + final projects😪 but usually my time is spent trying to keep up w all my kpop boys (mostly bts) hfudsihf 

2. What makes your day better? listening to music, playing my cello, talking to my friends, n rugby 3. What’s the best thing to happen to you today? BLACK HAIRED TAE IS BACK (im still not over it bye) AND I GOT BTS TIX

4. What fictional place would you like to go to? uhhhh idk? maybe the hp universe but ngl I havent watched/read much lately that takes place in a historical setting besides got and I know for sure I dont wanna b there hfdjhf 

5. Are you good at giving advice? I like to think I am but idk 

6. Do you have any mental illness? sadly yeah😣

7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? no, thank fuck. id fr die 8. What musician inspired you the most? yoongi, min yoongi, suga, syub, the love of my life, and kim namjoon

9. Have you ever fallen in love? wish I cld say no hahah but

10. What’s your dream date? idk I dont rly have one hfudshf I like amusement parks a lot but also cuddling sounds like an AMAZING date idea

11. What do others notice about you? ppl always comment on my hair (bc I always have it dyed) and my height first so I guess those fhiusdfhi, personality wise tho, that im v quiet

12. What is an annoying habit you have? biting my nails. I try so hard every day to not but it ends up happening anyway

13. Do you still talk to your first love? no, thankfully

14. How many exes do you have? 5 and all of them ended up sucking yeet😛

15. How many songs are in your playlist? idk bc I have like 7483758 playlists 

16. What instruments can you play? cello! and a bit of ukulele but I havent picked it up in a while so im probably rusty

17. What do you have the most pictures of? bts, but out of all of them probably jm or yoongi

18. Where would you like to go before you die? everywhere, but mostly Europe Australia and Asia 

19. What is your zodiac? ima go deep bc why not so: leo sun cap moon aries rising. feel free to roast me in my asks abt that idk

20. Do you relate to it? my zodiac? lmao my sun no but my moon for sure

21. What is happiness to you? music. 

22. Are you going through anything right now? umm stress bc finals r in like a week but other than that no not particularly. I did just get out of a rly bad like month, almost 2 month long depressive episode tho so its been rough bouncing back from that bc I got behind on a LOT of work bc of it

23. What’s the worst decision you ever made? not a specific decision but I trusted too easily in the past and it always hurt me

24. What’s your favorite store? I dont rly shop that much in specific stores ngl, maybe line friends tho? it was a rly cute store when I visited last month :(

25. What’s your opinion on abortion? your body, your decision. no one elses

26. Do you keep a bucket list? nah, theres things I wanna do but idc enough to write them down or keep track or anything

27. Do you have a favorite album? persona, lys tear, and dark and wild r so so superior dont @ me I won't change my mind

28. What do you want for your birthday? hfidshfi not 2 b that bitch but I always only ask for money

29. What are most people’s first impression of you? that I’m really quiet and reserved. also that im fucking short

30. What age do you seem according to most people? I got mistaken as 12 once when I was 18 but recently idk, maybe 17? probably not much younger now since I go to college

31. Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping? next to me on my bed bc I always end up falling asleep while on it

32. What word do you say the most? yoongi or some curse word probably

33. What’s the oldest age you would date? 22 or 23? idk I havent rly thought of it much. except id date hyung line for sure if they fucking asked, screw age preferences in that case.

34. What’s the youngest age you would date? 18 since im only 19 lmao

35. What job/career do most people say would suit you? anything music related 

36. What’s your favorite music genre? any varying kind of rock except most metal (alt, indie, classic, etc.), pop (and that included kpop), and hip hop

37. If you could live in any country in the world, where would it be? um? tbh I like New York but uhh any country that it’s legal to be lgbtq+ in since my trans gay ass wldnt thrive anywhere that it’s illegal obvi

38. What is your current favorite song? dionysus and home and also bonfire by childish gambino

39. How long have you had this blog for? I dont know tbfh, maybe a year and a half? two years? bc it was a marvel blog before it was a bts blog so..

40. What are you excited for? METLIFE DAY 2 LETS GOOOO

41. Are you a better talker or listener? listener. talking takes a lot out of me mentally if im sober unless im w someone im rly comfy w

42. What is the last productive thing you did? uhh this weekend I finished 3 whole assignments dsifhi that's abt it

43. What do you want for christmas? idk? money? to get to spend time w my dad n step sisters? christmas is so far away man idk yet

44. What class do you get the best grades in? music related courses and english/writing

45. On a scale of 1-10, how are you feeling right now? 6, wld be more if I wasnt stressed out of my mine but ukno

46. What can you see yourself doing in ten years? mmm my hope is that ill b a relatively successful music producer/engineer by then but we’ll see how that goes lmaoo

47. When did you get your first heartbreak? threeee years ago I think? its been a hot second

48. What age do you want to get married? bro im only 19 I dont wanna think abt marriage

49. What career did you want to have as a child? a vet! and then I realized u had to put pets down sometimes so I said fuck that

50. What do you crave right now? physical affection lmaoo

m not gonna tag anyone bc I kinda took an break from work that I shouldn't have to do this so fhidsh anyone can do this if u want idk

[popliar]

K-Con Australia, 20170922-23

The first Australian K-Con was held over the last two nights in Sydney, and @proteinscollide​ and I were there. I'm very behind on everything else as a result! I need to watch Knowing Bros! ANYWAY, short version: IT WAS SUPER FUN. Lots of rambling under the cut as usual.

22 September: SF9, Pentagon, Victon, Girl's Day, Exo

23 September: SF9 (again!), Up10tion, Cosmic Girls/WJSN, Wanna One, Monsta X

Overall this was an extremely well produced show and a really fun show - I had such a good time! Okay, the "convention" part not so much (I'll talk about this a bit at the end of the post) but at both evening shows, the concert ran like a slick machine, stage following stage with no pause, good sound and no technical hitches. Visually the show looked great, with massive screens giving good views of every performer as well as fantastically atmospheric backdrops.

It didn't sell out on either night, and again I'll talk about possible reasons for that more later, but as a vehicle for hallyu and for promoting Korean culture this is potentially such a powerful instrument. One of the most striking K-Con images for me is the footage of K-Con Paris from 2016 - the pan from the section of the crowd for the French dignitaries and delegates, all politely seated and clapping, to the massive auditorium of French youth going absolutely wild for these pop groups from the other side of the world. This show didn't have that element of official endorsement, it was much more a straight-up pop show, but hey you never know, that might come…

Soft power has its limits, for sure, but within those boundaries Korea is working so very hard at being the very best it can be. I admire the gumption, and more importantly to Korea I am happily consuming the product! Give me more product! I'm here for this!

As far as line-up goes, this K-Con wasn't the best. Exo are absolute stars of course and there were other notable groups like Monsta X and Girl's Day; on balance however this was a really rookie-heavy sausage-fest. The prevalence of rookies is probably partly bad timing - the show coincided with the DMC Music Festival (which was eventually cancelled anyway due to labour disputes, argh, we could've had it all!).

But the boy-heavy line-up? Frustrating. Apparently WJSN and Girl's Day are the first girl groups to perform here since 4 Minute some three-four years ago. WHY? Perhaps there's a perception that since Western fans are mostly girls then they'll only turn out for boybands - I know in Korea the audience for girlgroups is skewed towards boys. However, here in the West, pop as a whole is coded so heavily female that I'm sure wouldn't be a problem. I've been to many Western female pop star concerts and trust me, the girls SHOWED UP. Hell, at this very same arena, Little Mix are performing later this year. Besides, this argument falls flat if you look at other K-Con line-ups which, although boy-heavy, still manage more than a measly 2 girl groups. Gosh I'd have been so happy with the addition of any ONE of Red Velvet, Mamamoo, Blackpink, Pristin, Gfriend, Twice, etc…

...that was a long intro. Let's talk the show.

Chanyeol (EXO)

Night 1

The first night of K-Con began with a pre-show of kpop dance cover groups (they were all good but some were REALLY GOOD) and Kevin from U-KISS as MC (did u know he looks like Lee Pace around the eyes?), doing his cheesy best to hype up the crowd and also promote the con's primary sponsor.

Then the show got started with a VCR, featuring Monsta X's Minhyuk in a sort of spaceship-themed narrative? I don't know what I saw but apparently K-Con's first Oceanic showing needed heroes or defenders or something, i.e. kpop groups? Whatever cool. I do know it involved Minhyuk looking at a picture of a kangaroo so we're all good.

Also apparently Sydney is the city of "arts and culture" and also "romance"? I'm flattered on behalf of my home, and I can assure you we have plenty of all three, but really?? Those are not, like, the first words I associate with Sydney. But ok, you do you K-Con!

Exo's Suho and Sehun then came on as the night's special MCs to deliver a brief introduction and be cute together and make the crowd scream. Naturally, there were Exo jerseys and banners and lightsticks all over the place; earlier in the day I got handed a cute banner to celebrate Chen's birthday, which I then promptly used to test proteinscollide's knowledge of Exo band names. (She improved greatly through the evening!)

First group up were rookie boyband SF9 - I've enjoyed their songs and MVs without knowing much about them. This rapidfire 3 song performance made me more of a fan! They just hit all their beats really well, both in terms of performance and in their brief introduction ment, advantaged by one member who was a fluent English speaker. Their line distribution is kind of weird - there's maybe three members who dominate the vocals and the dancing, especially Taeyang who I kept thinking of as "that one guy who looks like Shinee's Jonghyun" - but not enough to detract overall. I have no favourite but maybe my favourite is the rapper with currently red hair who reminds me of SVT Jeonghan and Pentagon's E'Dawn.

Something like K-Con is the perfect platform for a rookie group to get this kind of exposure. My own first exposure to kpop (aka the reason for my eternal downfall) was winning free tickets to a Boyfriend & JJCC show - I knew nothing about them, knew next to nothing about kpop, and JJCC were a hot mess sorry - but seeing the groups in person and live was enough to make me want to know so much more. I feel like this SF9 set functioned in much the same way. It was SO much more impactful than just an MV or a youtube clip or a gifset. This is how fans are made! (That said… I'll get to it, but SF9 got two bites at the cherry. Why?)

Next up were Pentagon and their brief set was great. Their songs are such bangers - I SAID BANGERS, DON'T AT ME - and they were really polished and powerful. Kino's opening dance solo was super charismatic, and E'Dawn (aka the only one I can consistently recognise) was working that jawline of his so well, lol. He does the bad boy thing very well! I admire it! For their ment, they played the "Pinata" game as seen at other K-Cons this year, i.e. a random game was selected. (Would the game be 'Propose'? It was not propose, but one member did get down on one knee to E'Dawn anyway, good job good fanservice.) In this case it was a random dance play, and it was very amusing and silly.

Probably my favourite thing about Pengaton is how far and fast proteinscollide has fallen for them. Can you believe at this time last year she didn't even know all the MX member names? Now the student has exceeded the master! Post your Pentagon post bro!

Sehun and Suho came back to introduce a special stage: Exo's Chanyeol in duet with WJSN's Seola, for his OST track Stay with Me. This was a nice, pretty interlude and a bit of a breather after the fast pacing of the first two sets.

Seola (WJSN)

Third rookie group Victon bopped cutely to a very Australian-themed video backdrop and they were very entertaining, without necessarily making me want to seek them out further. I think that's more to do with their concept being more cute than Pentagon and SF9's, so less appealing to me on those grounds. But they have their charms and most importantly one had a mullet! I'm HERE for the mullets, don't even think I'm joking.

Next up were Girl's Day. They're down to 4 members now but their experience and their casual confidence made them so enjoyable to watch. They played their hits including Something, Expectation and Ring My Bell with such a sense of fun and sexiness, dominating the stage and playing to the crowd with the relaxed ease of vets who have nothing to prove. There was a hunger to the rookies that gave them more edge but sometimes you just wanna watch really talented ppl relaxedly doing their very talented thing.

With everyone acutely aware there was only one act left to take the stage, a couple of SF9s came out to MC a special stage. They did the usual "how are you guys enjoying the show" and "we love Australia" and all that jazz, and then made the fatal mistake of asking an open-ended question:

SF9 MCs: so who is Australia's favourite boy group? Crowd: BTS!!! MCs: Yes, Exo!!! #awkward

I lol'd! I am sorry! Bless you Exo but c'mon!

This was followed by a brief VCR of Australian fans naming their favourite boybands, and then a really fun special stage of boyband covers:  Pentagon covered GOT7's Hard Carry;  SF9 covered Exo's Monster; and Victon did BTS's Fire.

At last it was time for EXO - MUCH CHEERING FROM CROWD!  Exo-Ls were out in force. There were also tons of lightsticks in the crowd and everyone was hyyyyped.

Now some context for my reaction: I can name all the Exo's and I like some of their songs, but I don't quite click with their aesthetic/dynamic in the way that I do with BTS, etc. They were also at something of a disadvantage, with D.O absent from the line-up (I had to count them twice to make sure sob) and Lay MIA from this entire comeback (though I guess that's no longer surprising).

So let that be the background for me saying that I was totally entertained and impressed by their set. Starting with Power and ending with Ko Ko Bop, they came out and gave a great show. They are after all professionally charming and who was I to resist?

For me again it's that idea of a live show being so much more powerful than a video, even for something as preplanned and artificially constructed as pop. A concert is such a powerful reminder that it's more than the performer, and it's more than the audience too - it's about the relationship between the two, that alchemy of atmosphere and act that you only get in that specific environment.

Yes, Kai was deadly with his fucking winks and seductive looks (how dare you sir), but the way the audience reacted to his performance is what made the show go off. Xiumin aka Cat Pirate was also a scene stealer for me, and it was very darling when Chanyeol threw confetti at his head at the end awwww.

(I just wish, like, SM were less SM-y. I got a message from proteinscollide after the show - "Girl walking thru car park: shout out to SM who never give reasons for why members aren't there and if they're ok". Um, yep. I had to check on twitter to find out that D.O was off filming a movie.)

Ending stage was as usual with everyone coming out as tons of confetti rained down. I think a SF9 hugged a Victon? AWWW FRIENDS. A good night.

Night 2

We started again with dance cover groups - colour me EXTREMELY impressed by IME Dance Studio - and Kevin from U-KISS giving away a prize to whoever in the crowd did their best impression of their favourite thing to do in a hotel room. This led to a really hilarious scenario as the cameras zoomed in on 2 girls "dancing" together. "Yes, they're dancing!" Kevin said, "of course they're dancing!" Everyone just cracked the fuck up, Kevin included. They got the prize, bless them, which was - ofc - a free hotel stay!

The show started with the same VCR as the day before and then I was EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED by Monsta X's Jooheon and Shownu taking the stage together to drop an absolutely fire performance. Jooheon's duality is amazing - cuddly scaredy-cat off stage, fucking monster on stage - he was SO GOOD. Shownu's dance break was great as expected and I cried tears in my heart bc I love them.

SF9 returned for the second evening - again, they were slick and impressive, and they namedropped kangaroos and meat pies in their intro ment, good work on ticking off those keywords lol. But I really don't know why they got sets on both days? Did FNC decide they really wanted to build that fanbase and made the necessary commercial arrangement with the promotors? Like I said, stages like this can be real turning points in making a fan. So that's fascinating. If anyone knows, lemme know?

Daehwi (Wanna One)

Three Wanna Ones then took the stage to briefly MC. It was definitely Kang Daniel and uh, two other Wanna Ones! *hastily googles* It was Daehwi, who was the most fluent in English and was super cute & cheesy, and Minhyun, who was also cute but I don't remember much? Sorry team. The only Broduce bro I can 100% identify is Daniel, and sometimes Jaewhan. But! I think I'll remember Daehwi from now on - he was pretty memorable and did the most heavy lifting in the ments. Anyway they delivered some potted intros and then on to the next one.

WJSN then performed a special stage, covering two Kylie Minogue songs as two subunits - Locomotion (which I note came out in 1988, older than every single K-Con performer except for Sojin of Girl's Day) and I Can't Get You Out Of My Head (2001 - there are rookies debuting born in 2001! And younger! God i'm so old). Firstly much love for preparing a special stage with local appeal that didn't feel pandering and really spoke to the long history of amazing women in pop, and secondly THEY WERE SO GOOD. Fun, bright, poppy - I love them.

They were followed by Up10tion who did a high energy set and I remember why I liked them! They're good! I don't quite click with all their songs, especially their more recent ones which I feel are a bit hit and miss, but just like every other group in this K-Con they delivered their set with professionalism and skill and charm.

There was then a brief interlude with MX's Kihyun and I.M, MY TWO LOVES, MCing an audience dance game. We got to see Kihyun doing the Twice TT dance and my world was made. Gosh I love them.

WJSN

WJSN then came back for their set and I just really like them so much. They have that sleekness that I've come to associate with Starship because of them and MX, with both groups always having good choreo and catchy hooks. I like their concept a lot too - they're cute sassy cheerleaders, yes, but I also feel like there's this very cool edge to them, they could easily cut you! I love that! As they acknowledged in their ment, 2 members couldn't make it due to filming schedules (I think it was Cheng Xiao, the dancey/gymnastic one? And Mei Qi, possibly? I'm sorry, I don't remember) but they were still very good and I enjoyed their set a lot. And their main rapper - god, I'm sorry, I don't know if it was Bona or another member - she was SO GOOD? She had so much stage presence. Gosh. I need to find out her name.

Next up were Wanna One. Now, ofc, Produce 101 never officially aired in Australia. We had to watch it on the internet like a bunch of animals. And yet out of all the groups on both days, their fans were definitely the most intense and the most scream-y - yes, more intense than the Exo-Ls and the Monbebes!

I only ever saw snippets of P101 and as I said I can only ID Daniel with certainty, but I was, hmm, not surprised I guess that they turned out to be endearing? CAN U IMAGINE, a group of young men voted for according to their charms turns out to be extremely charming?! The shock!  (From a purely commercial standpoint, what a brilliant exercise this has turned out to be. I think the limited timeframe for Wanna One to make bank lends an edge of urgency to their fandom and means their machine is also geared to maximum efficiency. Make! Bank! Now!) And because they're young and new, there was a certain edge of rawness and spontaneity to them which is naturally part of their appeal too. I still don't quite know what I feel about Kang Daniel - like I know he's very fond of cats and therefore a good person, and he has this easy, cocky stage charisma which makes his appeal seem very straightforward. But I think I found him most endearing when he missed a step at the end of his dance solo and there was just the cutest expression on his face, like "my bad."

For their Pinata game, they did photo time with hyung line posing "cutely" and maknae line posing "sexily" followed by some kind of free for all - A HOT MESS, lol.

Daehwi also went off script - or at least, he said he went off script, but can you ever really know? We need to go deeper! - and wished happy birthday to Kuanlin, getting the whole audience to sing along too, awww. As I said: what a group of charming young men; the self-awareness that they were constructed to charm ultimately means nothing.

FINALLY MONSTA X. They're, like, my second favourite group after BTS so I think I would've been just fine if they'd shown up and waved at us and sang like a song or two. But they didn't! They were really, really good. As headliners they had a signficant chunk of time and I think I was smiling from start to end, non stop.

They've turned into such good performers - with something similar to that same easy confidence that Girl's Day and Exo had - and I felt like they really did the most, on the second night, with connecting to the audience. Their performances were all on point, and everyone of them looked and sounded great but Jooheon especially killed me with swag and Wonho's collar & cleavage can fuck right off, ISTG. It just made me so happy to see them doing these songs and choreo I love so much - Shine Forever and Beautiful and Fighter - and they ended with Hero, my very first MX song, which was amazing. (I am a little sad they skipped All In but ok I can live with it.)

For their ment, they played the proposal game, with three members doing their very best fanservice lol. A very happy woman in the standing area got to be audience surrogate as I.M laid on cheesy lines (something about angels and heaven, IDK, why is he like this and why do I love him so much), Kihyun sang a ballad to her (next to me proteinscollide died a death), and Wonho came down to the barrier to to give her a heart, selfie & cheek kiss. It was so! Cheesy! And Wonderful! #the selfawareness does nothing

Everyone then came out for the goodbye, though MX were the only ones who felt relaxed enough it seems to actually get silly with the confetti and do some more spontaneous bows & waves to the crowd. By comparison to every other group on the 2nd night, they must be the old hands at K-Con by now - they've done SO many. Gosh I hope they come back to Australia for a full show. I love them so much.

Fuck, I'm now at 3300 words so let's wrap this up quick:

Unlike other K-Cons which seem to have a proper programming and convention stream, the "convention" part of this was really a disappointment. Minimal programming, minimal stalls (less than 10 vendors), all in one room. It was free entry which is fine I guess except that people were queuing up forever to get inside due to the limited capacity and it was H O T (over 30 C each day) out there. In the end I queued for an hour, and spent about 15 minutes inside. It was really not worth it. Luckily proteinscollide & I had options and just went away for a few hours to pass the time before the show, but I imagine there were a lot of kids left hanging around Olympic Park all day with nothing to do.

The shows didn't sell out. What does this mean? Possible thoughts:

-It was really expensive and the audience skews young. Like, the premium tickets were REALLY REALLY expensive and good tix were expensive. I could afford decent tix, but if I were in my teens? No way. I'd have had to ask my parents for it.

-Sydney has had a run of shows including an Australian-exclusive BTS show. If you're interstate and you already spent $$$ going to BTS, or for that matter $$$ to go G-Dragon in your own state, how much money do you have left over for concerts in this year? There is a limited capacity for this audience to keep spending. Promoters should be careful not to spread us too thin. Put more shows on in Melbourne! (Though I don't know - are there more Koreans and east Asians in Sydney? I suspect there are. The audience, again, skews heavily to those of us who are Asian-Australian.)

-Exo, MX, and Wanna One are very popular but don't have the same mainstream reach in Australia as BTS. BTS also had the advantage again of being earlier in the year, only the 2nd major kpop tour in the year I believe. Since then there's been other kpop and khip-hop shows for people to spend their money on. I really thought Exo would give BTS a run tho, given how well their latest album performed on Australian iTunes charts.

...that was not a quick wrap-up.

TO CONCLUDE: I HAD A GOOD TIME, THANK U FOR READING.

[tenpercentsugar]

1-92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?i think it was daniella and yeah totally but she won’t put out

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?never that

3. Have you taken someones virginity?i still have mine so probably not

4. Is trust a big issue for you?uhhh ion know cuz i’ll tell pretty much anybody anything abt me but i don’t trust ppl to drive me anywhere lmao

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?i don’t have time to actively like anybody rn. plus i’m hit so i’m not trying to waste brain space

6. What are you excited for?warped tour bihhh

7. What happened tonight?i saw cars 3 and got high but that’s abt it

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?not disgusting but usually annoying. when anybody gets drunk, actually. gender has nothing to do w it

9. Is confidence cute?for sure

10. What is the last beverage you had?blue powerade from my local bp

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?prolly like….2 at the most rn

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?the only jeans i own

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?get high and sit down for hours at a time

14. What are you going to spend money on next?gas or cigs

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?i change all the time i’ll definitely change within the next 3 months

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?dani, ash, or taylor

18. The last time you felt broken?i couldn’t tell you. like im sad rn but not broken

19. Have you had sex today?only w my right hand tahaaaa

20. Are you starting to realize anything?yeah but that’s probably j my brain cuz i’ve been pretty dumb abt taking my meds lately

21. Are you in a good mood?not particularly but ive still got more weed to smoke so give me a lil bit

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?fuck that!!! i used to have nightmares as a kid abt sharks i am soooo coo on that

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?yeah actually

24. What do you want right this second?someone to drive me around and i get to pick the music

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?i would probably say “that’s nutty. anyway” cuz i don’t care

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?most of it is lmaooo

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?that’s a no-go. that makes no sense.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?it was probably something taylor said

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?not anybody on earth

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?no but i usually give it to em anyway cuz i love being a big fuckin idiot

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?couldn’t hate ash if i tried. couldn’t even think of a single reason why i would even potentially hate ash. love that piece of shit

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?i don’t have feelings for anyone bro im not on pills anymore

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?yeah actually wtf fuck soda

34. Listening to?the sound of my ceiling fan. i wanna be listening to yung lean

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?pens 4L

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?no do you?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?not in my life but i can’t decide if that shit’s real or not for others i suppose

38. Who did you last call?i don’t make calls

39. Who was the last person you danced with?i think i wanna say it was either ky cam or tori

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?cuz it was appropriate for the situation

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?i know i’ve eaten them recently at grad parties

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?nope

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?yeah i’m a human i get nervous

44. Do you tan in the nude?not that i can remember

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?no i don’t care cuz 2016 damn near didn’t even happen

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?no ugh which really sucks cuz i love falling asleep in the middle of the conversation so i have something to wake up to

47. Who was the last person to call you?ash and i couldn’t answer cuz i was looking at lightning mcqueen

48. Do you sing in the shower?nope

49. Do you dance in the car?go thru my me tag and find that vid of me driving bro. yes i dance in the car every time i get in a car

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?damn near in like 4th grade on a field trip

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?my senior pics so three years ago

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?no bitch i love hairspray

53. Is Christmas stressful?yeah fuck a christmas i cant buy anybody i love anything and i hate snow more than anything on this earth

54. Ever eat a pierogi?nope but taylor and ash know how to make them if i ever want to

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?i don’t fuck w pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?stay at home mom, teacher, marine biologist

57. Do you believe in ghosts?yeah dude definitely

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?everytime i get super baked and listen to specific playlists and dissociate like a motherfucker

59. Take a vitamin daily?just vitamin thc tahaaaa

60. Wear slippers?shit’s weak

61. Wear a bath robe?even weaker than the slippers

62. What do you wear to bed?basketball shorts n a t shirt

63. First concert?fucking skillet bro hahahaha i went w a church i didnt belong to to go see christian rock in real life

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?target all day everyday forever

65. Nike or Adidas?adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?depends on the day lmao mostly cheetos tho

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?miss me

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?i think you have the wrong number?

69. Ever take dance lessons?i never paid for them but sometimes i went w my friend to her lessons cuz why not

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?not a profession specifically, but i do see them making good money

71. Can you curl your tongue?yeah i have good genes

72. Ever won a spelling bee?third grade bitch!!!!

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?i don’t even cry when i’m sad/i’m not cayla

74. What is your favorite book?baby help by marilyn reynolds. it’s a nostalgia thing

75. Do you study better with or without music?with but it can’t have words

76. Regularly burn incense?not anymore :-( sometimes i miss 2014 me

77. Ever been in love?only with perth x bon iver and klonopin

78. Who would you like to see in concert?bryson tiller, the weeknd, zayn, frank ocean, partynextdoor, vince staples, denzel curry, tame impala, father john misty, neck deep, motionless in white (for the 8th time), damn near yung lean as long as nobody brings a gun this time

79. What was the last concert you saw?future, migos, and tory lanez in noblesville w jarrett and dylan

80. Hot tea or cold tea?hot tea when my throat hurts, cold tea forever always

81. Tea or coffee?tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?soft ass snickerdoodles

83. Can you swim well?i can swim but like don’t ask me to race

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?everyone should know how to do this?? isn’t this a normal thing to know

85. Are you patient?i’m getting more patient i think

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?dj for sure

87. Ever won a contest?one time i got a free case of snapple from one of the bottle caps but i think that’s it

88. Ever have plastic surgery?not interested

89. Which are better black or green olives?no olives

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?i don’t care if you wanna test drive the car before you buy it. i’m not a car salesman

91. Best room for a fireplace?the den

92. Do you want to get married?yeah definitely bro i’ve been hella fixated on having a family lately

thanks homie youve always got my back

[kooolbe]

~Procrastination~

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

actually maybe lol

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

nope:)

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

i think so

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

oh yeah

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

bout a week ago

6. What are you excited for?

school to be over

7. What happened tonight?

it’s about to be tonight

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

can’t say i’m not that girl

9. Is confidence cute?

duh

10. What is the last beverage you had?

coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

maybe one or two

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

si!

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

oh god. still deciding. may go to a tash sultana concert

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

coffee or getting my phone fixed. one’s a small purchase one’s a large:)

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

nahhhh. i legit wish lol

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

always changing baby boo

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

oh god thats a very very very small amount of people.

18. The last time you felt broken?

always baby

19. Have you had sex today?

naw

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yup!

21. Are you in a good mood?

somewhat. high and lazy rn

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

if there was like protection from being killed by them somehow

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

actually i’ve been told that, so ya 

24. What do you want right this second?

a big dab

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

aw:) *dying/crying inside*

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

at the roots yes..

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

literally nothing today so don’t remember!

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

no. not school shooters. def not those ppl.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no dats my bro.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

no. they prob assume

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

that’s me!

34. Listening to?

cars on the highway 

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

mechanical pencils yeeez

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

the general area yes.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes

38. Who did you last call?

my mama

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

kayla<3 my bfff

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

tryna fuck them! and did:)

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

so so long ago. longer than a year. 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

no:(

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

yes:)

44. Do you tan in the nude?

nah i wish man. i should man!!

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

um no but i would be more strategic with my moves

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no:/

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mama

48. Do you sing in the shower?

yes hun

49. Do you dance in the car?

duh

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

ah yes at a summer camp

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

last year at graduation

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

no!!!!!!

53. Is Christmas stressful?

yes!!!!

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

yes<3 need to find a vegan one

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

eek not a huge fan

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

actress

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

ye

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

YESSS

59. Take a vitamin daily?

i stopped:/

60. Wear slippers?

nah!

61. Wear a bath robe?

depends who I'm living with but at college yes

62. What do you wear to bed?

big shirt and boxers

63. First concert?

hilary duff

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

wal or tar

65. Nike or Adidas?

adidas

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

im vegan so fritos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

sunflower all the way

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

NONE

69. Ever take dance lessons?

yes

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

model lol

71. Can you curl your tongue?

si

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

yes actually

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

yeah!

74. What is your favorite book?

i really liked girl on a train

75. Do you study better with or without music?

without:/

76. Regularly burn incense?

no but i should. only when I'm smoking weeeed

77. Ever been in love?

yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

EVERY RAPPPPPPPER IN THE WORLD

79. What was the last concert you saw?

oh wow. uhhh was it nicki minaj? that long ago....thats sad...

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot

81. Tea or coffee?

COFFEEEEE

82. Favorite type of cookie?

again I'm vegan. buttttttttt......some sort of oatmeal cookie

83. Can you swim well?

decently.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

of course!

85. Are you patient?

barely

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ lol

87. Ever won a contest?

when i was a child lol

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

no

89. Which are better black or green olives?

neither r great to me

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

fuck away 

91. Best room for a fireplace?

living ?

92. Do you want to get married?

who knows at this point:)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 28.09.17 lb

the fake tadi isn’t turning anika on like shivaay thought it would. tai tai phisssssssss! 

fake tadi is quicklyyyyyyy turning into real tadi. 

YEAAAAAAH BABYYYYY

OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY THIS FUCKING SONG COME ON LIKE THE FAKE CGI BG WASN’T BAD ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOOD

ok ignoring for the seskiness. 

honestly the fucking bad cgi and lighting changes are making it super difficult for me to concentrate. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

BILLU PLEASE!!!!! HAATH SE BHI AAGE KABHI BADHEGA??????? 

ouff yuck forehead kissing like a brother is not what i meant. 

OH HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS BILLU! GET IT!!!!!!!!!! 

aaaaaaaaaaand KLPD. 

“shivaay singh oberoi ki shaadi ho rahi hai” 

and for the how many’th time???? like, at this point, it’s not even news. tu har do teen mahine shaadi karta hai. 

pft billu is greaaatly overestimating his market value. 

“swayamvar” “somvaar??” “swayamvar!”

anika’s is like fuck you, you just killed my lady boner, imma go sleep. 

nope, too late to do damage control, shivaay. girl’s like byeeeeee. 

LMAO THE FAKE FOX NEWS - BOX GOSSIPS 

whooooooo the fuck are these girls??? where were they before his three (four??? i’ve lost count at this point) other marriage attempts??? 

oh boy. who this with the omnious hand tattoo? it’s a trishul (for shiva) too. obsessed fangirl????

fuck it’s so easy to just smuggle yourself into this fucking house inside some item. pehle dhol tha, abhi carpet. like... come on. 

what do you mean it gets too late???? WHO ARE YOUUUUUU??? 

whyyyyyyyyy is khanna in charge of everything from security to electricity to decoration to shivaay’s meetings to god knows what else??? LIKE... HIRE MORE PPL, SHIVAAY. HONESTLY. 

catering ki taraf se ho toh yeh decoration ka kaam kyun kar rahi ho??? 

yuck the decorations are so tacky. and the large pictures of them, god. so embarrassing. 

pinky, maybe if you actually asked for forgiveness instead of just... demanding it, or taking it as a right....??? 

dadi kuch zyaaada laad nahi kar rahi pinky par??? 

MY GOD HIRE MORE PPL, KHANNA IS JUST ONE PERSON

snort, i’m loving this new more jokey and familiar khanna. 

“sir, aapko mere pe bharosa nahi hai?????” “TUJHPE NA, KISI KO BHAROSA NAHI HAI YAHAN PAR.”

lmaoooooooooooooo. toh phir naukri pe rakha kyun hai isse? for his cute puppy dog eyes and videography skillz? 

lmaooooo is it just meeee or was there bhar bhar ke snark in khanna’s smirky “shaadi mubarak ho” hee hee 

anyway, he made shivaay laugh, so guess his job is still safe despite being a colossal fuckup. 

“pagal hai yeh khanna. kaam chod ke sab achche se karta hai.” 

aaaaaand there’s khanna’s character sketch for you in one sentence. 

OUFF OH WHO THISSSSSSSS

pfffffft “zindagi ka sabse bada din”. honestly, after the second time, it starts to lose it’s charm. 

god what new chore does dadi have for shivaay now

ooooh, i like shakti’s dupatta/stole/whatever 

LMAO WHAT, DADI IS A BADSHAH FAN HAHAHAHA

even pinky is ecstatic at that. wow. who knew oberois had such mainstream and... “youth” oriented taste. 

ok whatever, fwding this stupid little plug. 

must these three always make a dramatic entrance like this together, at every function???? matlab, apna hi ghar hai, there’s no need to be soooo dramatic. 

the ladkewaale’s side is little overpopulated no? 

EXCUSE ME WHO ARE THESE RANDOS BRINGING ANIKA??? weren’t omru supp to be on anika’s side and be with her?????? THE FUCK.

billu you’re going to sprain your neck if you stretch it anymore to look at her. 

lmaoooooooooooooo bechaara

hahahaha rudra’s face like “bhaiyya could you chill and not be a damn loser for 5 seconds pls.”

hahahaha this poor munchkin. dadi is cockblocking to the maxxxxxxxxxx. 

LMAO OM’S FACE. EVERYONE’S JUST LIKE BRO COULD YOU CALM DOWN A SEC

“kyaaaaa kar rahe ho?” 

no really billu. the fuck you doing? 

“she’s looking GORGEOUS. bhaabi’s killing it bhai! tabaaahi lag rahi hai!”

lololol, abhay’s putting in salt in shivaay’s wounds. 

LMAO OMRU HAAAAAAAAAATE HIM SO MUCH

lo, haldiiiiiiiii bhi nahi aayi. in logon ka kuch time pe hota bhi hai?

please om, you’re not exactly loving abhay either. don’t think we’re not noticing all the stink eyes you’re shooting him. 

“woh ddlj ka raj malhotra banne ki koshish kyun kar raha hai???”

pfffffffffft. no but truly, is begaani shaadi mein abhaay kuch zyaada hi deewana ban raha hai. 

waaah, bhai apna artist bhi hai. watch outtttt omkara! 

lolllllllllll these assholes. 

such attractive assholes though. my boys! *squishes them all together*

woooop, sabse pehle maa. oh boy. 

great, dadi’s emotionally blackmailing billu into it. 

omRu and shivaaaaaaay NOT HAPPY. 

LMAO K3G TITLE TRACK WHAT NONSENSE

OMFG OM PLEASE STOP WITH THE NAINO KE BAAN. KUCH TOH DIPLOMACY DIKHAO. 

lolololol billu is soooooooo mad at dadi for doing this to him

IS PINKY FINALLY ON THE GOOD SIDE OR NOT???? WHO THE FUCK WERE ALL THE PHONE CALLS TO? WHAT ABOUT SVETLANA? IS THIS NEW HIDDEN WEIRDO IN THE HOUSE THANKS TO HER??? I NEED TO KNOW ALL THIS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO MY FEELZ ABOUT HER. 

that one crookedass tika. 

that sorted itself out in the next shot! 

billu’s stone face tho. sigh. 

OMFG WHAT BAAAT WITH SHIVAAY BITCH JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY

tej and shakti cuteness. 

eeeeeeeeeeee. my boyssssssss. 

fuck offffffffff, why so adorbzzzzzzzzzz. i love you shitheads so much. 

why’s everyone just putting it in the same three spots. itni badi... ok not badi.... lekin itni body padi hai uski, put it other places too? 

billu is now throwing tantrum about wanting to haldi up wife. 

wife’s reaction: 

ahaaa wife is just as utaavli over here. these two have zero chill. 

lol billu just got smacked over the head. 

om, you’ve been pacing the length of your room coz you haven’t seen YOUR wife. tu toh rehne hi de. 

lol abhay has a nickname for om: ghalib. 

aaaaaaaaand rudra just got haldi bombed. 

OMG THE MURDER IN RUDRA’S EYES LOLOLOL RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ABHAY

shivaay’s reactions are the best hahahahahaha: 

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. 

masha’Allah @ the faces of this show honestly. 

i hate this weirddddd low pitched version of lafzon ka rishta

awwww, sahil having complex. 

shaktiji here to make pinkyyyy feel better 

i’m so glad to see them happy. i know pinkyyyy was a bitch to the infinite degree, but i can never fully hate her coz my scorpio heart knows what it’s like to be a jealous possessive crazy asshole. 

rudraaaaaa finalllyyyy got one in on abhayyyyy 

OMG WHO IS THIS TRISHUL WAALI 

SOMEONE COME GET MY BABY SAHIL AND INCLUDE HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ok badshah is here and i can’t handle such naach gaana so fwding, as much as i love him 

what nonsense, he’s not even performing for real, just lip syncing pffffffffffft

ahaaaaaaaaaaa billu’s managed to sneak over to the other side of the curtain using badshah as a cover! 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SNEAK OFF MY BBS!

kasam has been invoked. 

“humaari zindagi mein kuch bura nahi hoga. sirf achcha hi achcha hoga.”

don’t make promises you can’t keep, bro. 

but you guys cute. so go on. 

ghoongat waali bai mistook abhay for shivaay. methinks abhay might be instrumental in coming to rescue in this situation??? 

“kal raat se tumhe dekha nahi hai. it was the hardest day of my lifeeeeeeee.” 

so overdramatic. hey, remember when she left you for 3 months???? 

“main chahta tha ki main apne hone waaali biwi ko khud haldi lagaoon.”

TOH KARO NA JALDI. WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE A FUCKING YEAR NOW BITCHHHHHHHHHH

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omg omg omg he’s finally gonna say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING DADI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok i honestly am done with dadi and her interference. woman, get a hobby!

oh suddenly ppl care about sahil. pffffffffft. aaaaj tak toh itna concern nahi dekha. 

theory: abhay is going to take on sahil responsibility and endear himself to shivika. 

yuck shaadi outfits are so grosssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 

omki still hot as ever though. not even being trussed up in copper foil can take away his handsomeness. 😍😍😍😍