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woke up and booked an introductory session with a therapist online. who cheered
#hellkitepost#it’s something!#what you don’t understand is this is an inherently selfish acti— [THEY START KILLING ME WITH HAMMERS]
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for the NSFW headcanons:
public sex for Charlie and Rafe (or John whichever works better)
Thank you! I wanted to combine this with @baldurrs request for “glove kink” for the two because the Scotland look was just too perfect for this one. Sorry for going quite a bit over 🙈
To say that Rafe had been frustrated by the brothers Drake making their presence known in the catacombs would be an understatement. Tables had been flipped and maps had been thrown, now lying discarded on the floor in an almost crumpled up heap.
He was furious.
"Now is not the time for you to remain quiet, honey."
Rafe removes his leather-clad fingers from between her lips, where she had been sucking off the remnants of her cum like a fiend, to bring them in between her thighs, circling her already swollen and overstimulated clit.
Charlie hisses at the sensation, bucking back in response as his name falls from her lips like a litany. Try as she might, between his digits and Rafe pounding into her, she can’t help but feel heat begin to pool in her belly all over again.
If they were going to have an audience, they might as well give them a show.
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can i make like. my own brantblr idk so i can have a kotlc fandom space that ISN’T annoying and like… keepblr.
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I’m back in the FUCKING BUILDING (stuck working an event at a high school) (somehow I am just as sleep deprived and MORE caffeinated than I was in high school) (I’ve been here for 4 hours and I still have 3 to go)
#crow rambles#it’s a wrestling tournament too#so that’s…#it’s something!#I wanna go get something to eat but I’m also like 99% sure if I do I’m gonna come back to a hella long line#so I’m surviving off of purse granola bars#honestly the only good thing is that I’ve gotten a chance to write a lot#because it’s pretty slow#which would be cool except I’ve apparently been possessed by the soul of my freshman year self#so I’m completely fixated on DANGANRONPA FANFIC#specifically ishimondo because my brain hates me :)
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
#its so damn cold out man#Up to something#1k#10k#50k#100k#edit: yes its in Fahrenheit#american ass website and midwest ass posting
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#duck rants about something#im so fecked#edit before you tell me ''this isnt even relatable'' its not meant to be. i made this to complain about sleeping in before class and ending#up late every time. peace and love
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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Valentines gift for my girlfriend
Please don’t repost on other platforms!
#it’s so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once… like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics#Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol#I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed here…#im happy it resonates with people though!!
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
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memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made
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#house of leaves#artists on tumblr#doodle#microsoft paint#clip studio paint#comic#digital art#maybe this is something. i dont know. i think i have art block but im not sure. i will ruminate over a bowl of green
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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would you still love me again?
#epic the ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic odysseus#epic penelope#odypen#epic the musical fanart#odysseus#penelope#the odyssey#gifs#my art#something different bc Odysseus is very Kakavasha-coded :] loyal scheming and loves his family
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying
#its so funn y im shitting mysel f#i got so caught up in the bit i forgot it was not a wide held bit#simply a bit between siblings#Up to something#Jimmy carter#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k
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favorite photo of all time not even joking
#there’s a cat in the gay bar#there’s something about the cat facing the closed door that sends meeee#it looks so scared and intimidated#like same
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