#it’s so funny to imagine them in roblox lmaoooo

[jacarandaaaas]

madrigal kids in roblox headcanons!!!

isabela:

- said it looks like a stupid kids game and she’s not wasting her time, probably got dragged into it by mirabel

- becomes the most invested in said kids game

- takes dress to impress very seriously and probably has gotten banned atleast 4 times

- the biggest try hard

- loves using voice call

- HATES the horror games

- rage quits and deletes the app

- redownloads an hour later

Dolores:

- played because antonio wanted her to

- likes playing obbies & chill games

- casual player

- has everyone on mute and all game sounds off

- people are probably yelling at her in the chat

- has never been banned

- the only one who survives the horror games

- roleplays with antonio

Luisa:

- she loves playing brookhaven

- is against scamming so will actually organically get all the cute stuff

- probably plays tycoons

- the best at obbies

- saved up for a cute avatar

- always beats isa in dress to impress

- refuses to use voice chat

- is roped into the horror games and never wins

Camilo:

- probably has 20 alt accs

- keeps telling kids he can and will do better than them

- everything he types becomes hashtags

- always on voice chat

- plays roblox karaoke w mirabel

- he likes to scare luisa by dressing up as a giant spider in her house in brookhaven

- thinks the horror games aren’t that bad yet always screams the loudest

- hates obbies with a burning passion

- likes playing the stupid games

Mirabel:

- is like antonio’s roblox bestie

- she somehow gets him to scam other players in adopt me

- probably one of those people who harmlessly troll like keeps opening your door or smth

- always has voice chat on without realizing

- “we should try a horror game I bet we’d do great” she almost always dies the most

- tries to be respectful realizes it’s worth nothing and probably loses her shit when some kids keep continuously trying to kill her in games

- got banned (not her proudest moment)

- will play obbies but probably gets stuck at level 43 for an hour

Antonio:

- one of his fave games

- his fav is adopt me

- probably has all the pets (thanks to mirabels methods)

- calls the others slow pokes in obbies

- is never allowed touch a horror game

- types “abc to adopt me” in chat

- probably plays some animal tycoon

- has never been banned

- has a rivalry with one other kid on the server

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

Professor keeps a hilarious list of slang terms he learns from students

Nothing is more cringe-inducing than when your professor (or any adult, really) tries get hip with the kids and sprinkles some totally rad teen lingo into their everyday lectures. 

That's why one professor goes the extra mile to avoid stepping into "How do you do, fellow kids?" territory. Twitter user @mewtailv2 posted a picture of a document their sociology professor created of new slang terms he's learned from his students, titled the "Callahan's Generation Z Dictionary." 

My sociology professor keeps an alphabetic list of new slang terms he learns from students and I will never get over it pic.twitter.com/UxOxRsNJbb

— Ehhhhhh (@mewtailv2) April 30, 2019

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The column on the left features words and phrases such as "big mad", "sus", and "tea/spill the tea." On the right, the professor takes his own stab at defining the phrases, which are hilariously wholesome in their own right. ("Willing to make a sacrifice" makes "taking the L" sound more noble than it usually is.)  

Commenters applauded the professor both for taking a genuine interest in the culture of his students and also for being a pretty funny practical application of sociology. 

It’s a complicated time pic.twitter.com/3OvG2zlZAI

— Meg Walsh (@gay_disco) May 1, 2019

I'm dead, your sociology professor is high key a real one 🤣

— Δυmmy [Reborn Szn] (@traumvtic) April 30, 2019

The fact he teaches sociology is what makes this special.

— 💨 (@BlvckCloud_) May 1, 2019

ACTUAL sociology

— Seo Belmont (@BelmontSeo) April 30, 2019

Others wanted to throw in their own submissions to help expand the chart. "Yeet" was an incredibly popular choice. 

Explain yeet to him, it'll need its own chart

— Exen (@exentrik137) May 1, 2019

“Kobe” for accuracy, “Yeet” for distance + velocity

— Sixfour (@sixfour_music) May 1, 2019

It’s 2019. The world is a dumpster fire and no one can agree on much. However, that will not stop the Internet from coming together to make Mr. Callahan’s Generation Z Dictionary more complete. pic.twitter.com/CDakAMx85h

— Dizzy (@DizzyGirlSusie) May 1, 2019

Some also suggested there be a separate part of the document for examples of usage in a sentence, lest he doesn't end up applying them like this wannabe cool professor. 

he had these up a few weeks ago too LMAOOOO pic.twitter.com/6VZcHWI4II

— la miki minach (@bevndakwe) May 1, 2019

The swell of online pride stems from the fact the professor so obviously wants to connect with his students in a relatable way without coming off as condescending. It's little bittersweet too, considering that the effort he's making is not usually the norm. Many professors still ban students from speaking their own cultural language under the guise of "professionalism" or "speaking properly." 

We’ve come a long way since 2014 pic.twitter.com/RaV1DlX2p9

— Sergio (@BerlangaS_) May 1, 2019

It's worth noting that many of the phrases, both on the list of banned words above, and even in "Callahan's Generation Z Dictionary," are actually AAVE, African American Vernacular English, or at least originate from black LGBTQ culture. And the fact that there's a stigma of teens using those words specifically in the classroom, is, as the kids say, a little sus.  

Which makes it even more special that this professor is making the effort and getting to know what these words mean to his students. It may be as simple as someone older just trying to understand the conversations around him, but I also imagine it's a great way for the students to feel included and supported. 

Keep up the good work, Callahan. Please seriously consider the addition of "yeet." 

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