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mossy-leo · 2 months ago

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That time of the month folks. The time where you gotta bust out the emotional support Creature to cook your insides faster then your body and rip them apart. Oh how I love existing. It’s so fun.

#leo’s yapping #it’s so fun to be a biological holder of a baby oven #like SORRY I’m not participating in nasty activities #I’m unfortunately not yet qualified in the age category to add to the population #nor is this economy stable enough for an extra guy to be leeching #SORRY IM NOT GIVING YOU A LIVING BREATHING SHIT STAIN BODY.#DO YOU HAVE TO TEST MY PAIN TOLORANCE AS PUNISHMENT???#I’m not even bleeding yet it’s just killing me early like it always does #this shit ain’t worth it yall #who wants a free baby cooker?#it’s never used #brand spankin new #take it #I’ll pay you to take it

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