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rebornologist · 2 years

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omg a khr imagines blog in the year 2022! may i req headcanons for poly spanner & shoichi x gn reader (sfw/nsfw)? i love them and i miss this show so much ;_; have a great day!

(or if ur uncomfy of writing poly you can also write them separately!)

Hi dear! My day has been great and I got so carried away with this lolol I love the idea of these two nerds having a cute jock partner warnings?: fluff w/ smut later on; closed polyam relationship, I just love them..

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♡ Irie Shoichi/gn!Reader/Spanner Headcanons ✧

Busy busy boys with busy busy schedules!! Expect a lot of home dates with them after work, just snuggling on the couch under a big soft blanket to watch some documentaries or talk about your days/life/memes lol

You try to bring/pack them lunch whenever possible and you find yourself texting them reminders to eat and not just go on forever with whatever they’re fussing with that day; eventually you had to put your foot down and tell them that you’re all having group dinner consistently or else you’re gonna pummel them and it turns out to be such a lovely time to discuss recent projects and interests (most) evenings over a warm meal :)

Though Spanner may be a bit aloof if he’s really engrossed in his moscas, he shows a lot of affection with small gifts and never hesitates to engage in romantic touches whenever he’s with his significant others; he’s also always reasonably supportive of whatever you and Shoichi are interested in, open to providing critical feedback and loving words of affirmation (with that silky voice nonetheless, more on that later..)

Shoichi writes songs about you and Spanner sometimes!! He hides the wrinkled pages under stacks and stacks of other papers, and would die of embarrassment if anyone found the drafts; He’s hoping to write the perfect song before he finally shares it with either of you because you two mean the world to him and he finds that music is the most comfortable way for him to express himself, even though he doesn’t have the most time for it nowadays

Sho spending his time tuning his guitar while Spanner is busying himself with cooking up new homemade candies for the picnic you insisted y’all go on, so the two of them can “finally touch some grass” or something… the next afternoon, you three are under the shade of a large tree, enjoying the warm springtime weather while Shoichi strums pleasing chords on his instrument and you indulge in some of the sweets Spanner had prepared; It all goes swimmingly until the wind picks up and the pollen triggers you and Shoichi’s allergies and y’all have to pack it up lmao

The sweetest thing is being the first to demo and learn about what they’re working on, since it’s their passion to build and create and they love sharing it with you as much (if not more) than sharing it with each other (since they’re pretty much coworkers); You love seeing the way that their eyes twinkle when they explain to you the initial concept, the development process, the current functions and project trajectory, etc. etc.

IMAGINE y’all had little crushes on each other back in uni, and you would frequently sneak into their lectures to bring them coffees and baked goods because you know they definitely pulled an all nighter to finish their lab aguhHHHHG and their friends would tease them about the cutie that would always try to enter the lecture hall as quietly as possible and sit in the vacant seat between them (they usually sit right next to each other, but eventually got into the habit of leaving an empty one in between to leave their bags in case you showed up asjdhkajshdjks)

I am desperately in need of university au ShoY/nSpanner, just the thought of all the study dates and mario kart/smash bros game nights, even playing dnd together and bonding over all these silly nerd hobbies; catch Shoichi and Spanner leaving their usual friday club activities to cheer you on at your sports events or art performances!!! Your lovely silly little boyfriends???

Even from afar you can spot them with their bright hair colours, Shoichi’s shy grin when he waves at you, and Spanner’s stupid flat smile (he’s got an awkward smile where he pretty much just flattens his mouth but it’s SOOO dorky and cute, believe me)

I could go on and on and on omfgdfjkg you’re most definitely both of their homescreens until you convince them to take group polaroid photos that y’all can keep in your wallets and phone cases :’)

NSFW blurbs below! warnings: top/dom spanner, switch reader, switch/bottom shoichi hehe, some kink mentions, not too much bc I just got carried away with just writing shit, 18+!!

One word: hands… handshandhandshandshands,,, they both have quite nimble hands, Spanner’s hands are a little bit rougher due to the tools of his trade, and Shoichi has very looong fingers :) Both very pretty, though ehehe drools

Nothing like feeling them push all your buttons with the most precise amount of pressure, eliciting the sweetest sounds that they just revel in

OH YEAH BACK TO THE SPANNER’S VOICE THING he’s the reason both you and Sho have praise kinks wink wink, he’s not super talkative but he never holds back a nasty thought while y’all are together and you can bet you both have daydreams about him telling you how well you take him (!!!)

It would make more sense for reader to be somewhat of a switch (I think all three are, to varying degrees though) while Spanner is predominantly the dom/top and Shoichi is more frequently a bottom depending on who’s involved; the possibilities are endless with these two though, and it’s quite easy to you to rile them up and convince them to set their work aside for a little bit of lovin hehe

Since Spanner and Shoichi are usually quite busy, it’s not too frequently that you find time for all three of you to even sleep together, so 1-1 action between any two of y’all has a slight edge over the (oh so needed) threesomes

But when y’all do have time to get down and dirty together, it’s intense; all that pent up energy from not being able to touch and kiss your two lovers really shows, and there is nothing quite like the mornings after a long night, where you’re quite tired from the previous activities, but you’re so warm and soft and happy with the way your limbs are all tangled, and you get to snooze as many times as your heart wishes with your partners since it’s a day off ahead of y’all

Spanner’s kind of a secret perv, tbh.. He definitely is the weirdo to suggest filming sexual encounters “for future reference” or to love the idea of typing either of you down (usually it’s you, depending on how busy you usually are with your job or whatever lol) and leaving a vibrator in while you try to suppress your moans. In a way, it gets him to finish his projects in a more timely manner (and take many needed breaks) when he pauses to check on his significant other(s) (and to deal with the growing erection in his pants)

Shoichi is probably the most vocal in the bedroom, he just can’t help it ! He’s very likely to be the partner that finds himself caught in the dom sandwich that is you and Spanner, what a lucky guy! He’ll just be sitting around in meetings or whatnot and have to catch himself because he’s reminiscing about the events of the previous evening…

Shoichi is completely at your mercy, Spanner’s calloused hands running up the sides of his torso, under his t-shirt, massaging and squeezing at his soft flesh. He’s busied himself with that and nipping and kissing at his sensitive collarbones, mumbling about how he needs to take a break from all that work he’s been doing. A break to soak in some attention from his pretty lovers. You would have a soft pillow under you as you kneel between Sho’s legs, eagerly undoing his belt and zipper to pull out his hardening cock. The both of you are quiet compared to the breathy whines and whimpers spilling from the redhead’s chapped lips. He can’t just bite down on his bottom lip to quiet the noises when Spanner turns his head to steal a deep kiss, swallowing all his needy moans. Shoichi’s knees would have buckled beneath him if the taller blonde man had not been holding him up from behind, while you had a firm grip on his thighs as you took him into your wet mouth, flattening your tongue and softly humming around him. The stimulation was almost too much for him, it always was so much more intense whenever the fun was between all three of you.

okay that's enough for now, NO I did not proofread this bc I'm rly sweaty rn but I hope to revisit this concept later on .. I hope you like my thoughts for now!! all my love, Xx G

#khr #khr x you #khr x reader #hitman reborn #reborn smut #hitman reborn x reader #katekyo hitman reborn #irie shoichi #spanner khr #spanner x reader #irie shoichi x reader #shoichi x reader #khr smut #hitman reborn smut #hitman reborn headcanons #khr headcanons #khr imagines #anime headcanons

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gubler-me-up · 4 years

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Boo’s and Ghoul’s (MGG request)

Request: hi !! can i request a mgg imagine where it’s halloween night and him and the reader are watching horror movies while eating candy, and it’s all just fluff? thank you for ur time !! :D

A/N: Thanks for the request, anon! We’re like a month away from Halloween and I love spooky season as much as the next person, so this request was fun to write! I was gonna do a double upload with this and Ace, but it never happened because I take 10 years to write a sentence smh (But it’s still Saturday in some places so this is kinda like a double upload am i right? 👁👅👁) Enjoy!!

Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader

Category: Pure Halloween fluff

Content warning: None, maybe spookiness if you’re not bout that life

Word count: 1.1k

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Spending Halloween night indoors was the equivalent to Valentine’s Day for Matthew. He was so ecstatic to spend the night cuddling you while watching classic horror movies and eating an endless amount of candy. When October rolled around it was as if a new light sparked in Matthew. Brighter than the light he already was.

You dumped a bag of a classic mix of various popular chocolates into a one of Matthew’s handmade jack-o-lantern bowl. One of the first things he told you when you met he liked doing Halloween arts and crafts the most during the spooky season. You expected to see one or two creations, but were welcomed with at least 30 different Halloween themed crafts when he finally showed you his collection.

“Y/N, do you wanna watch Friday the Thirteenth or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?” You heard Matthew yell from the living room.

“Do you have The Evil Dead?” You asked

“Oh boy, you bet I do,” he said with the utmost excitement.

You giggled to yourself as you threw the empty candy bag in the trash. You went over to his huge pantry to take out a bag of popcorn. You then went to the cabinet to grab the handcrafted Frankenstein bowl he had made. As you turned around, you were greeted with an unpleasant surprise.

“Boo!” Matthew yelled.

You were so caught off guard you dropped the bowl on the ground and it shattered. You squeezed your eyes hoping it wasn’t broken, but when you opened them you saw it was shattered into large glass pieces. You looked back up at Matthew hoping he wasn’t mad you broke his art. To your surprise, he was stifling a hardy laugh.

“Y/N, if you’re this jumpy now, how do you expect to survive watching a series of horror movies?” He laughed.

“The jump scares will be in front of me and not behind me,” you responded.

He let out a booming laugh as he bent down to start picking up the pieces of the bowl. You bent down to help him as you still felt bad for what you did even if he didn’t mind. Before you picked up anything, he stopped your hand. You looked at him confused. He greeted your confused look with a smile.

“It was my fault. How about you get yourself comfortable on the couch as I clean this up?” He said.

“You sure?” You asked.

He nodded. “Of course. I want your nerves settled before we start The Evil Dead.”

You giggled as you got up from the ground. You walked over to the counter where the bowl of candy was resting. You made sure to pick it up carefully before part two of the bowl dropping incident occurred. You walked into the living room to get yourself comfortable on the couch.

You looked around the living room which was decorated to the brim with Halloween decorations. You couldn’t help but admire it every time you walked in or through the area. Bats hanging from the ceiling, carved pumpkins on the fireplace, a skeleton in the corner; it was the real deal.

You placed the bowl beside you as you went to the VCR player. Matthew borrowed his mom’s so you two could watch the VHS originals of the horror movies he collected. He said doing this made for a satisfying viewing experience. He hasn’t been wrong about anything Halloween yet. You saw the VHS for The Evil Dead on the floor and decided to get the movie started at least after all your mess.

You popped in the VHS and scooted back. You didn’t see the main menu appear on the screen. You sighed and laughed to yourself. You didn’t even turn on the T.V. You grabbed the remote and turned it on just to see a horrific face of a zombie-like girl appear on the screen. Out of natural instinct, you screamed out of shock.

You heard Matthew run into the living room. You quickly turned around to see him standing with a ghost bowl full of popcorn. He looked at you in shock and confusion. He then looked at the screen and saw what made you scream in such horror. He let out an uncontrollable laugh as he saw the girl on the T.V.

“I meant to rewind it from the last time I watched it. I’m so sorry you had to be greeted like that,” he said.

He walked over to you and placed the bowl on the coffee table. He took your hands to help you off the ground as he still laughed at your embarrassingly easily scared personality. He gave you a quick peck on the lips before leading you back over to the couch to sit.

“Thanks for helping set up this indoor spookfest, Y/N. For all your brave work I promise to protect you from any ghoul’s,” he said while rewinding the VHS.

“How kind of you, good sir. I don’t want to be dropping bowls on monsters toes now would I,” you said.

He laughed and pressed play when he finished rewinding the movie. He went over to the lights to turn them off. He walked back over to the coffee table and pulled out the lighter from his pocket to light the three candles. The scent of apple spiced cinnamon hit your nose and it felt as if you were in a dream. The Halloween fantasy was fully complete.

He took his place beside you and patted his lap while giving you his signature warm stare. You obliged and placed yourself on his lap with your back against his chest. You reached your hand in the candy bowl to take out a Kit-Kat. You opened it and placed one tiny bar in Matthew’s mouth. He smiled at you as he accepted your gift offering.

“Do you think if I offered a monster some candy, they would leave me alone,” you joked.

He chuckled. “Most monsters, but not vampires.”

“Vampires? Why wouldn’t a vampire leave me alone?” You asked.

You felt him kiss up your shoulder and then lightly sink his canines into the crook of your neck. You let out a slight gasp before giggling along with him. You looked down at him as he took his teeth’s grip off of you.

“Vampires like you too much to just leave you alone,” he said.

“In my books, vampires are just up my alley,” you said.

You kissed him and could taste the air of chocolate in his mouth which made the kiss extra sweet. Both of you then decided it was time to crackdown on paying attention to the movie instead of each other. After all, it was going to be a long, spooky night ahead for you both as you enjoyed each other’s company and endless Halloween treats.

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mars-onthe-moon · 2 years

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I saw that picture(s) you just did of Bill and Dipper (lol, they were just being funny in that one), and it mentioned Covid.

Did you get Covid? If so, I hope you feel better. I caught something too recently (either Covid, Strept throat, or the Stomach Flu) and it put me out of commission for like a week (too), give or take less too, and I am just now, kind of getting over it. So I hope you feel better soon too; being sick sucks.

Also, when you are feeling better, I am excited to see ur Mabcifica animation! And it is going to be angsty too! Nice. Even nicer, since your last 2 animations have been more comedic; though still great.

Ur Bill and Ford was funny btw (I esp. love when Ford starts speaking, I think it was Japanese? And then starts levitating, mainly due to the context reasons why Ford is doing so), and ur animation with Mabel, Soos, and the Fairies was so funny and so underrated. Soos, little laugh at the end and the "I am dead"/"I am so dead" (can't remember if that line had a "so" or not) was so SO funny.

My BillDip heart hopes one day to see a BillDip animation from ya, but I still love the animations you have done/will do regardless.

P.S.: I really like ur BillDip fic; one of my favs. And sorry for the anon on this Ask. I got a bit nervous/shy for some reason.

Yeah, unfortunately I think I picked it up from work. So, I’ve been resting mostly. I’m just now starting to draw and write again because, man- those first five days were killer. Now I just have this cough that won’t go away, but fever wise I’m all good, so, thank you! Yeah, being sick is no fun. Its like, on one hand I’ve gotten to miss some work, but on the other, I’m too sick to enjoy the days off. Glad you’re starting to feel better tho and hopefully it’s gone for good soon!

Legit, thank you for your feedback! It’s honestly nice to hear because I feel like I put out the most random shiz content.. so no one is gonna follow it in it’s entirety, but here you are proving me wrong and I’m psyched!

Making the crack animation is so fun. I mean, I love angst and ship art too, but finding funny tiktok sounds and then drawing my goofy boy Bill is a mood boost. Levitating Stanford sends me.

Also, glad the audio worked out for the fairies one! Because I had to splice that Bob’s Burger ep with audio from ‘Soos and the real girl’ and I was worried about the quality diffs.

I have a few billdip animation idea’s in my drafts, so maybe I’ll start to focus on some of those! I honestly have like waaaaay to many billdip wips in general, that I start and then never finish 😅 so yeah, I’ll start going through those!

Thanks about the fic! It’s my first and only one so I really appreciate that! I’ve been in like writer’s/editor block for too long now, I really need to just post the chapters that I have. So, since I have till Friday before work starts up again, I’ll try and get that up for y’all!

Hehe sneak peek time. Rn I’m working on a Bill animation, magical girl style! So, I’ll try to be posting that in the near future as well!

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junhuiste · 3 years

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break the code (ex-wip)

pairing: soonyoung x fem!reader

wc: 1900

tags/warning: basketball!soonyoung, college au, slightly suggestive language, cursing

a/n: this was something i started way back in 2017 when i was 15 lol and i tried going back to it and finishing but i just can’t seem to continue it!! but i don’t want it to just sit in my drafts so i’m just going to post the unfinished wip! i might do this with a lot of wips i’ve had collecting dust over the years (and they’re like 99% svt lol); if i ever do find some stroke of inspo to finish it i might but for now enjoy the 1900 words i wrote when i was a sophomore

“But babe, you’ll sit on my side, right?” Soonyoung continued to pester you with countless little questions to which he knew the exact answers to.

You pursed your lips at your boyfriend; mild sorrow and guilt clouded your eyes. In return he pout your favorite pair of plush pillows to kiss, with dull bleakness and dismals fogging his irises. It was hard, really, to resist the pull of a magnet, who was trying every trick in the book to coerce you to sit on his school’s side of the bleachers for the upcoming basketball game on Friday.

Had it been that both of you were just your run-of-the-mill university couple, tachycardia would’ve caused you to blurt out “yes” instantaneously just by being gazed upon by Soonyoung, but alas, the big guy upstairs made it to be so that you technically couldn’t through the rulebook of the sibling code.

A flushed palm extended to your denim-covered thighs, with the utmost desire lacing his fingers.

“Pretty please? With a cherry on top?” His digits creeped towards your inner thigh, getting closer to the actual cherry he wanted on top.

“Soonyoung, no matter how well you do me, I’m still obligated to sit on my side of the bleachers.”

None of Soonyoung’s coercions could persuade you to decide about where to sit. You really would’ve preferred to sit on his side, but with your current situation, none of that was possible. It was a precarious oscillation between blood and water, and neither did you want to drown in with regret for embracing one over another.

“Fine. If you can’t cheer me on–which is a pitiful shame–let me take you out to eat after the game. And we can make out in my car or something so he won’t have to know.” Soonyoung’s gaze no longer held flashes of fervor, but rather a decadent gleam of sheer admiration.

“It’s a done deal, but you better promise me to dunk on him, or be prepared to get dunked on by him. As of right now, however, you owe me some kisses for making me wobble continuously back and forth between your side and his before I go,” you taunted, “come here you little rascal.”

Soonyoung gleamed at you piercingly, yielding you to lean forward against him as a shock of joy sparked up your back. His hand feathered along the back of your thigh, brushing it so longingly, with a tinge of impertinence here and there. You could feel the urgency radiating from him as he struggled to press you even closer to him, as there were no more gaps to be filled. He grasped your chin gingerly, before connecting his lips with yours, wanting to revel in dire coalescence he’d been awaiting upon your arrival.

Soonyoung is the warm bath you dip yourself into after constant exhaustion, the meager yet compelling and needed breeze as the sun beats down you, the red mark that’s actually relieving and boasts “A+” on a hard worked assignment, the last basket shot as the clock dashes away with the snickering seconds, and he is what has you torn on where your loyalty stands, but you can’t thank him enough for that strife.

You pulled away first because getting you two to separate would be a long ass haul, and maybe it was also getting late, just maybe. Your eyes glimpsed at the badgering hands that indicated 11:35 PM, and nothing but a sullen sigh managed to escape your lips.

It wasn’t fair, how time sashayed away, but there were no seconds left to spare to sulk about it, so you caressed the tranquility Soonyoung’s face possessed and left a lingering peck upon it. Knowing him, you’d expected him to grip your waist and pull you down with him into the waters of his joyous yet yearning ways but the coal haired boy enveloped you in an enticing embrace and with his lips hovering slightly above your ear, whispered, “Tell him to get ready.”

“I swear to God, I hate basketball,” your brother exhaled out in utter annoyance, to which you furrowed your brows at.

You always shifted in your seat restlessly, your heart palpitating at an ungodly speed of McQueen, eyes sought frantically to avoid meeting your brother’s, upon the dreaded word of “basketball” ringing in your ears. It wasn’t that you abhorred it, no, not at all; you absolutely appreciated the art of dunking and the pleasing note of swish through the hoop, but just not the people you knew personally who partook in it.

There’s always a Montague and Capulet narrative happening somewhere in the universe, always, and it just so happened that you were struck with the curse by some godforsaken entity of destiny of landing a role in your life as the fresh faced, ever so naive, youngest member of the Capulets–Juliet. And you dreaded the direction your supposed fairytale was headed the first time your boyfriend asked you to watch his basketball game, which oddly enough, was the same one your brother requested you to “bring all your hot friends” to.

As strange as it sounded, it wasn’t your brother’s undeniable libido for your friends that irked you and made you hesitate going to a basketball game, to which you’ve never thought twice about before, but it was the statement of, “God I am going to crush number 10’s ass.”

Number 10. Number fucking 10. Of course, it had to be the player that sweat through blue polyester and nylon, donning number 10 in white on the front and back. It could have been player number 13 or 17, for God’s sake it could have even been a negative number sported on the jersey, yet it all had to align in the cosmos to be player number 10.

You didn’t certainly deem ESP to be something legitimate, but on that day you swore to god your mind fucked you royally in the ass and placed you in Soonyoung’s dorm room the night before. It was nothing out of the ordinary, really, nothing but the sight of a teenage boy’s niche, because a lot of basketball players had to have chosen the number 10 for their jersey, right?

The environment malfunctioned instantaneously with the repetition of “I am going to crush number 10’s ass” circling about a short circuit in your mind. From that moment onward, the sight of the jersey was unquestionably more radiant that it could have ever been, with the blinding, white number ten atop Soonyoung’s chair cackling obstreperously at your oh shit moment. Tuning in to your brother slander your university’s rival, Soonyoung’s school, was always such a joy (not) to participate in.

Every “basketball” here and there snagged you by the ear and dragged you to hell and back with it, provoking the cracks of your palm to drench in sweat and legs to quiver more than you had felt around Soonyoung before dating him.

“Yeah I mean it’s not like you’ve worked your entire ass off the past 4 years or so to even set foot on the college court you've been dreaming of since you were 13!” Diverting your brother’s mental debate on his love of the sport, it was a necessity to pluck something else from thin air to talk about, and not your school’s rival when they had games against each other, which was seemingly a bloodbath in their perspective.

Trying to escape your brother’s trash talk of Soonyoung’s team was walking through an eternal, pitch black, underground tunnel, no goddamn escape.

“They only got us last time because of number 10’s foolery. Jesus Christ, the kid better slow down or he’s wasting stamina. Can’t believe he holds the title of captain, like me. I motherfucking swear to God if I have to listen to his loud ass winning chant–” yadah yadah, number 10 this, number 10 that.

You would have dozed off to your brother’s lovely lullaby of scorn towards your boyfriend had it not been for a text…from your boyfriend.

[spoonyoung]

hii hiiiii heyyyy hello bby Hhhii babe i miss youuuuu hi!

[y/n]

i can tell u’re tired :( don’t be

[spoonyoung]

he's going to crush me dang flabbit

y/n

so ur nervous ??? bby it’s just a game istg,,both of you treat it like warfare

[incoming call: spoonyoung]

Shit, what the hell? This bitch, right now? In this economy, at this time?

Inside your chest was a drumline pounding, giving it their all, threatening to burst out and announce to your brother that “Hey, your rival is dating your sister! They’re probably going to fuck later but you don’t know about any of it!”

You would plummet into poignancy if you didn’t pick up his call, because there was no chance you could see him everyday, so honestly fuck that you guys attended different schools, and resorting to calling each other did bring both of you to ease, but not at this goddamn, forsaken time, with one you love phoning you with 17,000 vibrations per second, and the other idiot you were practically forced to love, perched next to you, indignantly gripping the wheel with such force you couldn’t decide which one generated more turbulence within you.

Tensely clutching what was now a scorching piece of metal, you held it up conscientiously to your ear, and forced yourself to breathe out calmly and collectively. Every single mention, tidbit and strand, bob and fragment of Soonyoung that was mentioned around you when you were with your brother grabbed your trachea in its firm hold and forced the wind out of you.

“Hey, Hoshi,” you managed to choke out in a level headed manner.

Hoshi. That was what you and Soonyoung agreed to nickname him if you ever picked up a call from him around your brother or his teammates, but god forbid you were actually allowed to have a life of any sort!

“Babe,” Soonyoung mewled out from the other line, “I actually can’t do this. Don’t tell him, but your brother is really good...of course he is.”

Frowning because of Soonyoung’s lack of usual mirth and brimming confidence, you sighed, “If you let it get to you, then your thoughts affect your actions, and you don’t want that to happen right? You’ll be fine...and I’m not just saying this to say something, but you’re really good too, and you can’t let one person bring your entire mood down...even if...you know…”

“Will you at least come with me to my dorm after the game?”

“Oh you know I’ll be doing more than that,” giggling into your phone, trying to sound as enticing as possible, completely engrossed in this very conversation, as it was all the time talking with Soonyoung.

Both of you had a habit of drastically turning your talks from upside downs to those of obvious elation. They were conversations sometimes needed to be kept in the comforting privacy, selfishly not wanting to let anyone else in on the baby i missed you’s and the do you need anything from the boba shop’s and literally you don’t have the right to look this good’s.

Startled by the grunting and hacking oh so wonderfully expired by the total jackass to your left, you contended to the third degree, with the patience that was never really there starting to thin out, “Do you need something?”

It wasn’t uncommon for Soonyoung to call coincidentally at the times you were with—more like right next to—his rival, probably because his

#seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #seventeen #hoshi #hoshi imagines #hoshi scenarios #soonyoung imagines #soonyoung scenarios #seventeen fluff #svt fluff #hoshi fluff

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emperor-starscream · 3 years

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RE RE INTRODUCTION TO ME!!!

hello sexies, its me, Jelly! i feel like i should make a lil pinned post just to introduce myself a lil better okay? okay :)

Heya! you can call me Jelly- or Kaz! whichever is easier!

I am a m i n o r. sure i may make inappropriate jokes BUT!!! nsfw is NOT accepted on my tumblr, really sorry bro...please dni with me at all if you are an nsfw/18+ blog. i will block you.

yes. i like v0re. but- only in a comfort kind of way, and is in no way sexual, please kindly fuck off if you think i like it because of the sexual part of it. mwah /p

I am non-binary, i go by they/them and i am a lesbian, girls make me go 👉👈 i will steal ur girl /j A ALSO IM POLY...

i'm really into danganronpa, mcyt's, and welcome to hell at the moment, but! i also like; South park, friday night funkin, ENA, and Okegom(lil tw for that one)

i'm also an artist! though, i don't post my art that often

g/t is also pretty fuckin awesome! bless the community mwah

ALSO MY BFFS ARE LIKE PRETTY COOL LEMME @ THEM; @averytiredperson @brainhasrotten @ask-voreganronpa-boys @just-more-gtronpa-trash @rheaisrireds(i miss you,,,,) @novathenotorious

SO UHM YEAH I MAY UPDATE THIS LATER ON FOR NOW HAVE A LIST OF DNI IF AND KINLIST;;

DNI IF;

You are a m@p, t3rf, tr*mp supporter, "super straight", r@cist or you like; !nc3st, r@p3, or anything of that sort.

Kin List;

Danganronpa: Kazuichi Souda Sonia Nevermind Kokichi Ouma K1-B0/Kiibo/Keebo

Welcome to hell: Sock,,, (maybe i kin jonathan a little...)

MCYT's: Quackity,,,i love him,,

Okegom: Memoca Yosafire

Epithet Erased: Giovanni Potage,,,i love he,,,

uhm I THINK THATS IT YEAH.....ILL PROBABLY UPDATE THIS LATER BYE LMAO ILY /P

#vibrates nervously #danganronpa #g/t #soft vore #ENA #W2H #mcyts #okegom #dsp #south park #fnf #HHHH

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notnctu · 4 years

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nctblr ff survey results

hello nctblr writing community! i made a short form to assess reader preferences! originally, it was for me to optimize my own writing and to satisfy my own curiosity about what my readers enjoy to read. but i thought, why limit it to my own audience? I hope, readers and writers alike, can find these results helpful to your own works!

I had 162 responses and so, i want to thank everyone who took the time to take this survey and for the many writers who reblogged it! the audience is reflective of those who it reached in the nctblr community from reblogs and predominantly my own audience. with that being said, i am a blog that writes for both SFW and SMUT content. regardless, i hope you can find these intriguing and rather helpful!

please do not repost these results, but reblog/like/share it to your hearts content! these results are from JAN 2021.

i would like to preface to everyone to respect the opinions of the results and not to cause any discrepancy when viewing. if so, i will delete your comments. this is a safe place and i will not tolerate any slander regarding how the results played out. okie thank you!! you may view everything under the cut and again, lots of love and thank you to everyone!

general info questions:

1. are you a minor or 18+?

18+: 133/162 (82.1%) minor: 29/162 (17.9%)

2. who is/are your nct biases?

*i want to note that many people selected multiple members for this question and aren’t reflective of who they read for. you will see later in the post that who people read for have different results.

3. what timezone are you in?

- EST (32)

- GMT (17)

- PST, Pacific (18)**

- PST, Philippine Standard Time (3)**

- GMT +8 (14)

- CST (13)

- IST (7)

- GMT +7 (6)

- CET (6)

- AEST (5)

for the sake of keeping this post not excessively long, these are the top 10 timezones that had the most responses. there are also people who didn’t know their timezones. ** a lot of people didn’t specify between Philippine or pacific, and the 3 under Philippine standard times were the only ones that did.

4. what days do you prefer to read?

1. doesn’t matter (149)

2. saturday (12)

3. sunday (9)

4. friday (7)

5. tuesday (3)

6. wednesday (2)

7. monday (1) & thursday (1)

5. what times do you prefer to read?

1. 12 AM - 3 AM (44)

2. 3 AM - 6 AM (10)

3. 6 AM - 9 AM (6)

4. 9 AM - 12 PM (6)

5. 12 PM - 3 PM (11)

6. 3PM - 6PM (24)

7. 9PM - 12 AM (50)

8. doesn’t matter (97)

the bold ones are the times with the significant amount of higher votes.

fanfiction questions

6. what genres do you read/prefer the most?

1. fluff (121) 2. angst (101) 3. smut (96)

here are some that others included under the other option:

angst with happy ending (5) a mix of all three (3) slowburn (2) crack/humor (2)

7. what are your FAVORITE tropes/aus?

1. college au (112) 2. enemies to lovers (108) 3. best friends to lovers (91) 4. bad boy au (70) 5. childhood best friends to lovers (69) 6. fwb au (65) 7. friends to lovers (64) 8. soulmates au (62) 9. established relationship (59) 10. hogwarts au (55) 11. fantasy/supernatural (48) 12. strangers to lovers (45) / high school au (45)

some that others included under the other option:

idol au (3), coffee, mafia (8), fake dating (3), racing (2), reverse tropes, royalty (2), crush, mutual pining, mythology (2), ceo, idiots to lovers, based on tv shows/books/movies, dystopia, roommates (2), pwp, medical, rich kid/private school, historical, arranged marriage

8. what are your LEAST favorite tropes/aus?

1. fantasy/supernatural (50) 2. hogwarts au (40) 3. established relationship (29) 4. high school au (27) 5. bad boy (25) 6. soulmate (21) 7. none (18) 8. fwb au (13) 9. childhood best friends (12) 10. enemies to lovers (11) 11. strangers to lovers (7) 12. best friends to lovers (6) 13. college au (4) 14. friends to lovers (3)

some that others included under the other option:

sports au, royal (2), mafia (2), exes to lovers, stalker, yandere (2), hybrid, idol

9. story length preference?

15+k words and 4k-6k words tied for most at 33 votes (20.4%), while less than 1k words got the least at 2 votes (1.2%). 13k - 15k words had the second fewest at 8 votes (4.9%).

10. who do you read for the MOST?

top 5 members who are read for the MOST:

1. Haechan (90) 2. Jaemin (79) 3. Jeno (76) 4. Mark (70) 5. Jaehyun (66)

please note that this should not discourage you from writing for other members!

11. who do you WANT to see more fics written for?

top members who people want to see more fics for:

1. Doyoung (50) 2. Xiaojun (45) / Yangyang (45) 3. Renjun (43) / Kun (43) 4. Taeil (35) 5. Sungchan (31)

a biased a/n: i say this alot on my blog... but my mans dy’s tags are so dry and its obvious others know this too... so i hope this gives you more insight about who to write for!

12. Open Response Addition Feedback

- ALL OF YALLS WRITERS ARE AMAZING!!! Thank you so much for supplying us nctzens with A+++ quality fics to fill our days. Often times I seriously am at awe with how amazing all of you write and I’d think to myself, “damn.. i’m really getting all of this for free.” SO THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL AND MAGNIFICENT BEINGS. We all love and appreciate you guys so damn much ♥️

- thank you so much for taking time to write ♥️ i really wish i had time to write an ask/message to every writer who’s works i have read cause it helps me get through the day, especially when im on my study break 🥺♥️

- I appreciate you for even caring about our preferences :D writers don’t get enough credit and I wish yall know how valued you are in this community <3 take care and stay safe

- smut shouldn't be in high school AU's :// and people should stop using images from when members were underage in their smut headers :///// also, thank you for doing this!!!

- whatever you write is amazing and your opinion of your work should come before the readers. remember that you’re writing for yourself before you write for readers <3

- to all writers, i love u and ur art! keep the magic happening <3

- There's too little of doyoung smut collection

and to everyone who left me personal messages, thank you!! you’re all so sweet and im glad to be able to do this for everyone :)

conclusion

thank you for making it this far and hopefully, this helps you in your own writing endeavors! i know this definitely helped me in many ways with my own and im more than grateful for everyone who participated (reblogging my survey, taking it, leaving open feedback). let me know if you have any questions :)

#nct scenarios #nct scenario #nct #nct fanfic #nct imagines #nct imagine #nct dream #nct 127 #wayv #nct smut #nct fluff #nct angst #kpop writing #kpop scenarios

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downn-in-flames · 4 years

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let’s keep it casual

this was written for a trope stew challenge on @hpfanfictalk - my assigned tropes were 1) roaring rampage of revenge, 2) snowball lie, 3) friends with benefits, 4) it's personal, and 5) mistaken for betrayal. somehow, i think i managed to squish them all in here :P

read it on: hpft | ao3

[Tuesday 10 May, 15:04]

james potter: u up?

lily evans: it’s 3pm

james potter: good observation

lily evans: you need to get more creative with your ‘hi i’m bored can you come over and fuck me’ lines

james potter: did it work though?

lily evans: be there in 15

[Tuesday 10 May, 16:42]

sirius black: ran into lily in the lobby a few minutes ago sirius black: tell me, when are you going to finally own up to the fact that you fancy the shit out of her and aren’t just casually fucking her with no feelings involved

james potter: hmm, but see, that would require that statement to actually be true james potter: seriously, it’s just hooking up james potter: we’ve got a good thing going, i’m not going to ruin that by catching feelings

sirius black: ~catching~ feelings? sirius black: dude sirius black: feelings have long since been caught sirius black: by both of you

james potter: ur wrong but i’m not arguing that point with u anymore

sirius black: because your counterarguments are shit and you know it

[Wednesday 11 May, 20:53]

lily evans: i’m going to kill him i’m going to kill him i’m going to kill him lily evans: I’M GOING TO KILL HIM lily evans: give me ONE good reason not to commit murder right now

james potter: you can’t fuck me if you’re in prison?

lily evans: damn you have a point there

james potter: also why are you contemplating murder, that seems extreme

lily evans: two words for you: severus fucking snape

james potter: that’s three words

lily evans: do you want me to kill you too, bud??

james potter: you can’t fuck me if i’m dead james potter: but seriously, what did that greasebag do

lily evans: remember when i beat him to checking out the last copy of that chemistry research journal from the library?

james potter: i believe you described it as ‘the most victorious day of the semester to date’

lily evans: and i stand by that lily evans: but ANYWAYS lily evans: the creepy fucker SNUCK INTO MY ROOM and STOLE IT lily evans: and had the nerve to leave me a fucking LOVE NOTE in its place

james potter: he left you a love note?? james potter: what does it say?

lily evans: that is not the part of this story you should be fixating on lily evans: he wheedled his way through the front desk security and came into my room and WENT THROUGH MY STUFF lily evans: not to mention, the damn journal is still checked out in my name lily evans: so if he doesn’t return it on time, I’M going to have to pay for it lily evans: those things are expensive as FUCK

james potter: what a fucking twat

lily evans: i just lily evans: i can’t with him lily evans: the creepiness and borderline obsession with me is one thing lily evans: the fact that he acts like i owe it to him to be in love with him is another lily evans: but straight-up violating my privacy AND sabotaging my perfect reputation with the university library?? lily evans: i’m taking him down

james potter: hell yeah, you show that fucker once and for all

lily evans: wanna be my accomplice

james potter: that’s perhaps the sexiest thing you’ve ever said james potter: ofc i will be

lily evans: will text u when i come up with the appropriate revenge scheme

[Thursday 12 May, 13:02]

lily evans: meet me at the library in an hour

james potter: is this part of aforementioned revenge scheme?

lily evans: obviously

james potter: i shall be there

[Thursday 12 May, 15:23]

james potter: okay what the fuck was that

lily evans: in my defense it was not supposed to go that far

james potter: mind telling me what you DID have in mind when telling the librarian that we’re engaged?? james potter: because i’ve been wracking my brain and i’ve got nothing

lily evans: she was supposed to give me edit access to my account to fix my last name lily evans: which she did lily evans: and thanks to my BRILLIANT computer skills from there, the journal is checked out in snape’s name instead of mine lily evans: but clearly i underestimated how close i am with the uni library staff

james potter: no shit

lily evans: anyways, what do you want on our wedding registry

james potter: what

lily evans: i’ve got to give her a wedding website link!! she asked for it, i can’t very well show up at the library next week and not have a wedding website for her lily evans: i also ordered a £5 ring on etsy lily evans: it’s huge and tacky and exactly the sort of thing a trust fund baby like u would propose with

james potter: jfc james potter: put one of those mini waffle makers on there james potter: also i’m offended that you think so poorly of my ring-picking skills

[Friday 13 May, 9:10]

lily evans: hi, i have a weird request

remus lupin: that’s always a concerning sentence

lily evans: can you take fake engagement photos for me and james?? lily evans: will pay you in bourbon and chocolate

remus lupin: ……. literally what the fuck, lily remus lupin: why on earth do you need fake engagement photos

lily evans: i need them for our fake wedding website

remus lupin: somehow, that still doesn’t make this make any more sense

lily evans: it’s a long story lily evans: can you though?

remus lupin: *sigh* yes

lily evans: bless u

[Monday 16 May, 8:57]

lily evans: thoughts?? lily evans: Attachment - 12 Images

james potter: wow james potter: those look… really good

lily evans: we actually look like an engaged couple lily evans: like….. go us lily evans: alright, time to upload these bad boys onto the website

[Monday 16 May, 9:12]

james potter: sirius james potter: oh dear brother of mine james potter: who is nothing but kind and supportive and never gives me shit for anything james potter: how are you this fine evening?

sirius black: spit it out

james potter: as you know, i have been pulled into the most hare-brained of schemes with none other than lily evans james potter: and it spiralled into remus taking a bunch of fake engagement photos for us this weekend

sirius black: i am well aware sirius black: you stole my boyfriend from me on what would have otherwise been a chill saturday morning and used him to take pictures in a fucking flower field

james potter: that is correct james potter: anyways james potter: it has come to my attention that we make a Very Cute Couple

sirius black: are u saying what i think ur saying

james potter: and now i feel weird because i kind of... wish they weren’t fake??

sirius black: u ARE saying it sirius black: oh my GOD sirius black: took you long enough

james potter: hey now, you agreed not to give me shit

sirius black: if you scroll up, you’ll see i never agreed to anything

james potter: i can’t believe you’re being so rude to me in my time of dire emotional distress

[Monday 16 May, 15:32]

remus lupin: heard you finally got your head out of your ass and admitted you like evans as more than a friend slash hookup

james potter: i’m going to kill sirius, he wasn’t supposed to tell anyone

remus lupin: he’d like you to know that he never agreed to that either remus lupin: but seriously, it was about time

james potter: :( stop making me feel like an idiot for having feelings

remus lupin: you’re not an idiot for having feelings remus lupin: you ARE an idiot for taking so long to realise you’ve had them

james potter: this is a new development james potter: i only had friendly feelings for her until yesterday

remus lupin: …… james remus lupin: you once woke up in the middle of the night to drive to that 24-hour ice cream shop on the other side of town at 3 a.m. so you could take lily her favourite milkshake while she was studying remus lupin: that is NOT something you do for someone you only have friendly feelings for

james potter: it isn’t???

remus lupin: would you do that for me or peter?

james potter: no

remus lupin: hence, not friendly feelings

james potter: … oh

remus lupin: you are useless remus lupin: absolutely useless remus lupin: truly do not know what lily sees in you

james potter: well that’s mean

[Monday 16 May, 16:53]

lily evans: is it sad that i keep forgetting this wedding website is fake?? lily evans: like, i am putting Way Too Much Effort into this given that it is an elaborate ruse to appease some librarians and i keep catching myself fantasising about a real wedding lily evans: literally what is wrong with me

remus lupin: jfc remus lupin: you two really ARE meant for each other

[Monday 16 May, 23:49]

james potter: wait what do you mean ‘what lily sees in me’?? james potter: remus?????

[Tuesday 17 May, 10:03]

lily evans: stage 2 of burn snape’s life to the ground begins tomorrow lily evans: are you ready?

james potter: should i be prepared for a fake marriage this time?

lily evans: haha no, i promise i won’t spring any fake relationship statuses on you this time lily evans: but now that you mention it… lily evans: check out this work of art lily evans: theknot . com / deerlybeloved

james potter: fucking hell, evans james potter: you went all out

lily evans: umm yeah lol lily evans: turns out designing a wedding website is a really fun way to procrastinate

[Tuesday 17 May, 10:16]

james potter: she used a deer pun in the fake wedding page name i actually can’t breathe

sirius black: the transition from complete denial to pathetic sod happened even faster than i expected

james potter: you are ruthless

sirius black: remember when i was the pathetic sod about remus and you gave me SO much shit about it?? sirius black: this is payback, bitchhhhhhh

james potter: you’re right, i deserve this

[Wednesday 18 May, 19:34]

james potter: truly, evans, i don’t understand why you’re studying chem when you’re this good at hacking into things james potter: in other news, i’m having the absolute fucking time of my LIFE on snape’s reddit account rn james potter: i just wrote a long essay about how i’ve learned the errors of my bigoted ways and am embracing the blm movement and intersectional feminism and i’ve never seen something get so violently downvoted so fast

lily evans: see, this is why i knew you were the right accomplice for this lily evans: keep destroying his internet reputation and trolling his weird alt-right community with all your research and logic lily evans: you’re doing amazing sweetie

james potter: studying human rights law does occasionally have its perks james potter: this, plus ya know the whole ‘making the world a better place’ thing

lily evans: i was about to say lily evans: i should hope the only perk isn’t trolling the internet

james potter: ahahahahah yessss one of the admins is threatening to kick me out james potter: also he keeps using mudblood as an insult and i’m like ??? james potter: what does that even mean??

lily evans: somehow i feel like you don’t want to know

james potter: update i found out, and yes you were right, i didn’t want to know

lily evans: in that case, not gonna ask

[Thursday 19 May, 17:35]

severus snape: Potter.

james potter: fuck i really thought i’d blocked your number

severus snape: You’ve pulled childish pranks in the past, but getting me banned from the Death Eaters Messageboard is a new low.

james potter: i’m sorry what james potter: i don’t know what you’re talking about

severus snape: Cut the bullshit. severus snape: In the process of reinstating my account - with none of my reputation points, might I add, thanks for that - I’ve acquired photo evidence of the posts that resulted in my expulsion. severus snape: I know no one else who would both make a play on words about deer and quote a Taylor Swift song in the same sentence. It was obviously you, you childish buffoon.

james potter: haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

severus snape: I’m not joking around here.

james potter: baby i’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

severus snape: You’re going to regret this, mark my words.

james potter: i shake it off, i shake it off

james potter has blocked severus snape

[Thursday 19 May, 19:03]

lily evans: come over i’m bored

james potter: is this a ‘come over so we can have sex’ type of come over or a ‘come over so we can watch the good place for the hundredth time’ type of come over

lily evans: why does it have to be one or the other?

james potter: touché james potter: omw

[Thursday 19 May, 22:38]

james potter: RED ALERT I HAVE FUCKED UP james potter: you’re 1000% gonna roast me for this and i don’t fucking care because if i don’t tell someone i’m actually going to explode

sirius black: what happened with lily this time

james potter: bold of you to assume this has to do with lily

sirius black: does it have to do with lily?

james potter: ….. yes

sirius black: my bold assumption proven correct

james potter: anyways, we were shagging, as we do james potter: and it was the ~heat of the moment~, you know??

sirius black: i am not qualified to give you sex advice, if that’s where this is going

james potter: and i might’ve accidentally told her i loved her

sirius black: oh fuck that’s not where this was going

james potter: and now i don’t know what to doooooo

sirius black: well, what did you do after you said it?

james potter: honestly i blacked out james potter: i think i backtracked by telling her i meant that i love fucking her and then just like….. left as soon as we were done

sirius black: jesus fucking CHRIST

[Thursday 19 May, 22:54]

remus lupin: sirius is banging his head on the table repeatedly and given that he was texting you a few minutes ago i can only assume you said something on a whole new level of stupid

[Thursday 19 May, 23:01]

james potter: sirius??? james potter: help???

sirius black: i have never gone out on a date with a woman and even i can tell you that that is absolutely NOT what you do when you tell a girl you love them for the first time sirius black: you absolute knob

james potter: so what do i doooooo

sirius black: tell her the truth maybe? sirius black: the cat’s out of the bag now anyways and it’s not like you can make things any worse than you already have

james potter: but we agreed no one was going to catch feelings when we started sleeping together!! james potter: we pinky swore james potter: i can’t break a pinky swear

sirius black: ffs the fact that you two pinky swore on a sex agreement is something i’ll need to give you shit for at a totally separate time but that’s not the most pressing issue at the moment sirius black: my point stands, breaking a pinky swear is still an improvement on the current situation sirius black: just tell her the truth so you two can become that nauseatingly adorable couple and overtake me and remus as the most vomit-inducing pair in college

james potter: ughhhhh james potter: curse my blood-deprived brain for getting me into this mess

[Saturday 21 May, 9:37]

lily evans: phase 4 of fucking up snape’s life starts today - you ready?

james potter: uhhh yeah james potter: listen, are you okay?

lily evans: yes? why wouldn’t i be?

james potter: idk james potter: but good, that’s good

lily evans: yep, it’s good

james potter: how many phases are there to this snape plan anyways? james potter: will i get to know any of the phases in advance?

lily evans: 4 phases lily evans: phase 1 was putting the world back in its rightful order, phases 2-4 are all about destroying the things he holds most dear lily evans: see: his top 5 placement on that alt-right message board (phase 2), and his good reputation with all the chem professors (phase 3) lily evans: (i handled phase 3 on my own, btw)

james potter: fair enough, don’t know how i would’ve helped with chem professors anyways james potter: pretty sure one of them (slughorn i think?) hates me from that one time sirius and i let chickens loose in the science building

lily evans: oh god yeah he definitely probably does lily evans: anyways, phase 4 is sneaking into his room like he did to mine, and you’re gonna leave the note lily evans: he’ll be properly pissed off if he knows you got in, but he’d probably just wank to a note i left

james potter: thanks for the most cursed mental image of my life james potter: but you’re prob right tbh

lily evans: anyways, i’m pretty good at picking the locks on the dormitory windows, so i’ll go in that way and unlock his room from the inside - all you’ll need to do is show up lily evans: tonight at 7

james potter: roger that

[Saturday 21 May, 13:46]

remus lupin: have you talked to lily about the infamous mid-coital ‘i love you’ yet?

james potter: jfc must sirius tell you everything james potter: and no, i’m getting there i swear

remus lupin: get there faster

[Saturday 21 May, 22:40]

sirius black: is everything okay?? sirius black: actually wait i know the answer to that sirius black: you came in soaking wet two hours ago and grabbed the bottle of whiskey from the kitchen and have been blasting all too well at top volume ever since sirius black: everything is definitely not okay

james potter: fcuk lily evans james potter: and not in the fun way james potter: i’m never gonna fuck her in the fun way again

sirius black: what happened?

james potter: rememember how we were sabotaging snep’s life james potter: *sneep james potter: *snape james potter: turns out, she and sneep go way back james potter: motherfucker james potter: sneep is jsut his name now james potter: anyways, she set me up and betrayed me james potter: sneep knew i was gonna be there and put a booby trap on his door, and he and lily were inside LAUGHING at me

sirius black: wait what the fuck sirius black: lily would never

james potter: but she would apparently james potter: she even has pictures of them in primary school together james potter: i just james potter: fuck

sirius black: that’s actually beyond fucked up

james potter: originally this whole revenge on sneep thing was just me following along with lily’s rage james potter: but now it’s personal james potter: the lily revenge plan didn’t have a phase 5, but the james version does james potter: and i’m taking both of them dwon james potter: is it petty? yes james potter: will it actually fix th fact that evans betrayed me? no james potter: but will it make me feel better? yess james potter: and that, i think, is a valid reason james potter: will u hlep me??

sirius black: i mean, i’m always down to fuck with sneep sirius black: but uhh, maybe sleep off the alcohol first sirius black: and stop playing all too well

james potter: okye

sirius black: that was not an invitation to start playing you’re not sorry

james potter: taylor swift is th eonly person who gets my sadness right now i cant’ help it

[Sunday 22 May, 9:21]

lily evans: i called you like 5 times last night, why didn’t you pick up

james potter: i wasn’t aware you’d want to talk to me james potter: too busy hanging out with your bff sneep

lily evans: jfc you’re such a drama queen

james potter: excuse me

lily evans: also god no i’d never hang out with snape lily evans: sneep? lol

james potter: it was a typo that i’m making into an Official Thing james potter: you two seemed awfully cozy yesterday james potter: you know, when you betrayed me and led me straight into a trap

lily evans: ffs i didn’t betray you lily evans: if you would’ve picked up any of my calls last night, i would’ve been able to explain to you that this was all part of the plan

james potter: wait what

lily evans: i had to make you think i’d betrayed you because you can’t act for shit

james potter: why did you need me to think that

lily evans: for the real phase 4 lily evans: i’m destroying everything snape holds dear lily evans: which, yes, includes both his weird messageboard reputation and his teacher’s pet status, but you know what’s at the very top of that list? lily evans: his perpetual wank that i’m going to realise he was the perfect man for him all along lily evans: hence, i have lulled him into a false sense of believing his fantasy has finally come true so i can crush it under my heel once and for all

james potter: that is… downright diabolical

lily evans: i take revenge crusades very seriously

james potter: ok but how do i know you’re not double crossing me again?

lily evans: bc for fuck’s sake in what world would i EVER want to be with someone who treats me like a fucking prize that he’s owed for being nice to me as a kid?? lily evans: c’mon potter, you know me better than that

james potter: it felt SO REAL yesterday though

lily evans: that is because i, unlike you, am excellent at acting

james potter: why do you keep implying i’m a bad actor??

lily evans: because you are lily evans: exhibit a - you told me you loved me and then proceeded to full-on panic so hard that you gave the world’s worst cover up and ran away at the first possible moment

james potter: oh god, you noticed that

lily evans: of course i noticed that, because once again, you are the world’s worst actor

james potter: yikes james potter: i’m sorry, i know i managed to break literally the only rule we had going into this arrangement

lily evans: it’s actually kinda convenient, tbh lily evans: considering i broke it as well

james potter: you what

lily evans: as it happens, i have somewhat recently come to the realisation that my feelings for you are somewhat outside the bounds of what one would consider ~friendly~

james potter: was it the wedding website james potter: is that what did it

lily evans: embarrassingly enough…. yes

james potter: SAME

lily evans: wait seriously??

james potter: so serious i’m not even gonna make a sirius pun james potter: i mean, did you SEE how good we look together?? james potter: evans, we are a POWER COUPLE

lily evans: hell yes we are

james potter: a power couple who takes sneep down once and for all

lily evans: hell yes we are x100 lily evans: come over in a bit? gotta discuss the actual plan lily evans: i may have an idea that makes it even better

[Sunday 22 May, 10:21]

james potter: on second thought, plans have changed yet again

sirius black: i take it this is a positive change sirius black: given that you have now taken to blasting call it what you want

james potter: :)

[Sunday 22 May, 13:05]

james potter has unblocked severus snape

james potter: hey bro i just wanted to say i’m sorry for trying to sneak into your room

severus snape: You’re not my bro. Don’t call me that. severus snape: We both know you’re only apologising because you wanted to get into Lily’s pants.

james potter: not what this is about but go off i guess

severus snape: You’re just jealous because for once, the nice guy did get the girl. severus snape: Apology not accepted, by the way.

[Sunday 22 May, 13:13]

james potter: Attachment - 1 Screenshot james potter: at what point do i get to tell him i’ve actually been in your pants

lily evans: your time will come lily evans: but for now, stop texting sneep and put your phone down so that you can cuddle with your naked girlfriend who’s literally on the other side of the bed waiting for you

james potter: don’t have to ask me twice

[Sunday 22 May, 13:57]

lily evans: hey sev? wanna meet me at the founder’s garden this afternoon?

severus snape: Of course. Let’s do 4.

lily evans: looking forward to it xx

[Sunday 22 May, 18:59]

sirius black: heard sneep had a temper tantrum so dramatic half of the college overheard it

james potter: it was iconic

sirius black: also heard you and evans are engaged now???

james potter: ah, that part is just hearsay james potter: we decided to lean into the fact that we’ve already got a fake wedding website and just throw a fake proposal in there for good measure james potter: it’s still not an actual engagement james potter: but sneep doesn’t know that, and he never will

sirius black: that is so fantastically stupid, but then again, i don’t know why i’d expect anything less from you two at this point

james potter: i am going to buy her a less shitty ring though - not like an actual diamond one, but something in the middle ground, ya know? james potter: if she’s gonna wear it all the time it might as well be nice

[Sunday 22 May, 23:41]

severus snape: You are despicable. severus snape: You stole the girl who was clearly MINE. Lily loved ME first.

james potter: first of all, lily doesn’t belong to anyone james potter: second of all, she picked me

severus snape: And we all know you’re just going to drop her as soon as you get your dick wet.

james potter: not that our sex life is any of your business, but i can assure you that i have already disproven that theory

severus snape: That’s disgusting. I didn’t need to know that.

james potter: i mean, you’re the one who keeps bringing things back to getting into lily’s pants james potter: just wanted to share that the experience is indeed a pleasant one, 10/10 would recommend, not that you’ll ever get to experience it for yourself

severus snape: Fuck. You.

james potter: you know what i think, sneep?

severus snape: My name is Snape. Surely your pea brain can at least spell that properly.

james potter: i think you need to calm down james potter: you’re being too loud

james potter has blocked severus snape

[Monday 23 May, 12:54]

lily evans: fyi the uni library staff sent us one of those mini waffle makers as an engagement gift

james potter: oh my god james potter: best fake engagement ever

lily evans: figured you’d enjoy that

#jily fanfiction #jily fic #jily fanfic #jily #james potter #lily evans #james potter x lily evans #fluff #crackfic #i mean basically #chatfic #also fuck snape #kbyeeeee

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canineisaweirdo · 4 years

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Welcome to this sinful blog.

No, there’s no nasty shit here like smut, but it radiates sinful energy. Yeah.

(I'm under 18 and do not write or draw no no stuff~

Where do I begin...uHHHH-

HI IM CANINE OR CADENCE, YOU CHOOSE.

I simp for many boys, and girls, but I am usually picky with my selection of women I simp for. NOBARA AND YOSANO I LOVE U BBS

Cough

teehee sorry brain go brr

ummMMM im so awkward help-

Um!! I am an artist and writer! I don’t except writing requests becuz ur boi is too uncomfortable with it (I just never written x readers before, which I might do in the future, but won’t ever do canon x canon or canon x oc (unless its mine because Im more comfortable writing my oc x canon prob because its easier and don’t expect people to read it so I dont rlly judge myself over it) uhhh, but I do except some art requests! Though I have the right to decline, whether its a request or commission, but I don’t do ship drawings unless its of my own ocs x characters- Idk y?? I just don’t like drawing ship art of canon x canon or canon x somebody else’s oc, unless its a commission; which let me know if you want me to open commissions!

If it’s a request/ask, it might take me awhile to respond, I have school and my own life, so sorry if its not an fast response :( but I’m usually active depending on days; usually on friday, saturday, and sunday! but don’t hesitate to ask me stuff/talk w me whether it’s monday, or whatever, I’d just be a little late!

Uhm..hnnnn uhh,

k love you bye :D

2/2/2021 8:05 PM

#welcome #introduction #im awkward #im sorry #simp #oof uh #bye bye

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sweet-marie · 4 years

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@holdoncallfailed tagged me in 2 ask memes :o) thank you my friend

10 songs i’ve been listening to lately

1. presumably dead arm (617 sessions) / sidney gish

2. funeral / phoebe bridgers

3. who knows? / natasha bedingfield

4. poem song (demo) / cyberbully mom club

5. love in the time of human papillomavirus / ajj

6. these days / dr. dog

7. i love hot nights / jonathan richman

8. in my room / the langley schools music project

9. aaron & maria / the american analog set

10. neighborhood #1 (tunnels) / arcade fire

social distancing meme

my answers to this one are mostly such downers sorry lmaoo

Are you staying home from work/school? yup i’m back home in california... not sure how online art school is gonna work! been in a sleepy stupor this whole time honestly. i have gotten nothing done

If you’re staying home, who is with you? my dad. i’m going insane. i have my dog and my bird too though

Who would be your ideal quarantine mate? i am picturing all my mutuals in a lil room on beanbag chairs making tumblr posts on our phones and ignoring each other. dream

Are you a homebody? yeah kind of but not this much :sob emoji:

An event you were looking forward to that got canceled? my parents’ divorce :/ also i was maybe gonna try to take a summer class with my favorite author but.

What movies have you watched recently? ok i need to tell you guys about this movie, please read. so i watched a freaky friday knockoff movie with my brother because he’s been really into watching the horrible movies they offer for free on youtube. and so like it was a pair of sisters that switched bodies because the grungey little sister wished on a star to be her hot older sister so that she could make out with her hot boyfriend, which she actually does do. to humiliate her the older sister goes to school in a fucking dominatrix outfit with a whip. i am not sure what the target audience of this movie is. one of the premises of the movie is that the parents are psychologists trying a new method where they let their kids do whatever they want and come to a resolution themselves so they just are like ok honey that’s fine. there’s a new neighbor boy with the exact same hair as little sister who has a crushhhh on her but then when little sister and older sister switch bodies he becomes super attracted to older sister and there’s an absolutely horrible scene where they’re in the car together and he’s like “actually your sister is physically much more my type, no offense, but we turn out to be much more compatible and it’s what’s on the inside that counts.” what the fuck !!!! and then my favorite part might be at the end when the little sister teaches the older sister math because older sister is like “i can’t focus on this word problem about 2/3 a can of paint (or whatever)! i hate the smell of paint!” and the little sister is like “what if... it was 2/3 a bottle of perfume?” and the older sister ACTUALLY GETS IT AS SOON AS SHE PHRASES IT THAT WAY movie directors were like “she can understand math in girl words :)” omg omg omg unreal 5/5 stars

What shows are you watching? recently watched the end of the fucking world season 2 and i am not okay with this. both in 1 day (each). also i watched pokemon indigo league with olivia while we were both on zoom, was epic

What music are you listening to? see above

What are you reading? SO FUCKING MUCH GARBAGE i just read a ya novel called suicide notes by michael thomas ford and i tried to read a man called ove today but it was bad and i’ve been rereading census by jesse ball (not garbage this is my favorite book) and i’m also constantly reading fucking harry potter fanfic especially snapecentric and sirius/remus whatever any of this means about me

What are you doing for self-care? god i don’t know! i clipped my fingernails today while on the phone with my mom

tagginggg @nervefood @vomitrocious123 @strangeuglywomen @luiysia @suntzuforcats @brucespringsteen @soulisnotasmithy @exeggcute @davidfosterwallaceandgromit i’m bored of listing names now but YEAH do it i’m so bored and i need to read about ur lives

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hanniiesuckle17 · 6 years

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Human

A/n: Again not requested but I wanted to do it. Requests are open btw!

WARNINGS: swearing, bangchan being freaking swoon worthy

Member: Bangchan ft. Seungmin (and obviously a couple other members)

Summary: Your friend (we are just gonna call her Irene idfk) had this huge crush on your brother's friend, who you didn't really know that well but you were really chill with everyone and you agreed to help her. Over time you slowly inch yourselves into your brothers friend group, but what happens when feelings go different ways.

Genre: student au, school au, dancer reader!au, fluff, angst towards the end.

Get ready. This is about to be long. Part 2?

(Also I honestly should be writing my next chapter for my fic on quotev or doing hw but I'm doing this instead. Love that.)

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"He is just so cool! Why won't you help me?" Your friend Irene pleaded from her spot on your bed. I lay on my bedroom floor with my legs propped up against the wall. Her long hair fell off the side of my bed as I looked over at my bestfriend since fourth grade.

"I don't even know him!" She sighed, clearly distraught. "He's friends with your little brother, right?" I scoffed. My brother Jeongin had immediately befriended the boy whomst our conversation was about. The boy in question was a senior exchange student at our school named Bangchan, but my brother only referred to him as Chan. "How the hell am I supposed to get him to-" "I'll buy you sushi from the corner store every friday."

"Really?" I flipped over to send her an intense stare. "Really." Irene returned the look with a smile. "Every other day." She looked up in thought, probably imagining her wallet screaming. "Deal!" I scooted over and we did our bestfriend handshake.

"YAH! YANG JEONGIN!" I screamed at my little brother, causing Irene to laugh beside me. "WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?" My brother yelled from what what sounded like downstairs. I heard laughter as well which meant he probably had a couple of the boys over. I motioned for Irene to follow downstairs.

Before we could finish descending the staircase, I stopped in my tracks, causing Irene to bump into me. "Y/n what the hell-- Oh." I could practically hear the smirk in her voice. He sat in my living room looking ironically perfect. The boy who I had painstakingly had a crush on since the fourth grade. My brother sat with him and our friend Jisung on the couch. I still don't understand why he affects me this much. I hang out with him, Jisung, my brother, and our friend Felix all the time.

"Oh, hey Y/n!" Kim Seungmin said with a smile that cause his eyes to crinkle on the sides. "Uh- I- Hi!" Something about him caused me to turn from my usual cool character into a lovesick little girl. The worst part was I didn't mind. "Did you want something, noona?" My brother asked, grabbing my attention again.

"Oh. Yeah, are you guys going to practice tonight?" Seungmin, Felix, and his friend Changbin were all on the football team. The boys would go to all the games and practices to support them and occasionally I would come along (for the view). They nodded and told us they were leaving in about ten minutes. "You mind if we tag along?" Jisung quickly agreed with me and said he would drive us.

"Great! We'll be back in a sec!" I quickly shoved Irene back up the stairs and tossed her a pair of my jeans before trading out my sweatpants for another pair of denim pants. "Why are we going to the practice again?" I threw on a crop top and a light oversized jean jacket. "All of the boys go to support the team. Also I would like an excuse to stare at Seungmin without anyone finding out that I think he is hotter than Minho thinks his reflection is." She chuckled and grabbed a crop hoodie from my closet, knowing I was used to her borrowing my clothes.

The two of us rushed downstairs and got into Jisung's jeep, which he and I often went off roading in after a heavy rain. As we got out of the car, Seungmin came to walk beside me. While he had to leave to get changed, we followed the other boys up into the bleachers and to a pair of boys I vaguely recognized sitting in the middle of the risers. While my brother and Jisung sat next to them, Irene and I sat on the riser below them.

"Chan, Woojin you remember my sister." I looked at the boy my brother identified as Chan and immediately realized why Irene was so infatuated by him as he shook my hand. He was obviously older than us, most likely a fourth year, yet he had this youthful glow about him. He had a bright smile with a cute pair of dimples and fluffy dirty blonde hair. "I'm Y/n and this is my friend, Irene." He smiled at me, his dimples showing as he greeted the both of us. The six of talked as we waited for the team to come out.

"That is the worst name you could possibly have in a high school!" Bangchan laughed. "I'm not lying! My Pre-Cal teacher's name actually is Mrs. Head!" I tried to convince them through laughs that I was indeed telling the truth. "No way!" Irene wiped a tear from her cheek, smiling ear to ear. "The worst part about it is that she's a mouth breather too." With that Jisung laughed so hard he fell backwards between the riser and the ground, effectively causing his butt to become stuck. Everyone but my brother couldn't stop laughing. He just look at us in confusion.

"I don't get it." Jisung leant up about to whisper in my brother's ear. "Hey! Let's save some of his innocence." Chan breathed out between laughs. The coach's whistle sounded and the team came out. We all cheered, but the rest of the group soon went back to their conversation. I however was fixated on player number Six, Seungmin.

"Yeah! Go, Seungmin!" I shouted after he caught a pass from Changbin in a scrimmage down field. I thought I felt someone looking at me, but when I turned all I saw was Bangchan who was watching Irene and Woojin talk about choir. Shrugging it off, I went back to watching the practice.

The coach signaled the team to go in about an hour and a half later, and by then we were the only people left in the stands. My friends moved to the back of the bleachers to wait for our other friends, but I stayed and walked to the fence that lead to the field. Immediatley I spotted Seungmin as he ran towards me taking off his helmet, a huge smile across his face. "Hey, Mr. All Star." I said as he reached me, wrapping and arm around me over the waist high fence. "What's up, Twinkle Toes?"

I blushed at his nickname for me. Ever since he found out I studied ballet, he has held the only girly thing about me over my head for the past four years. I looked down as he laughed at my reaction, blush creeping to my cheeks. "Wait for me?" I nodded and he jogged off to the locker rooms.

I couldn't keep the smile off my face as I walked back to my friends. As I rounded the corner I saw Felix and Changbin were already with everyone. As soon as he saw me he screamed, "Y/N!" The blonde boy sprinted towards me, lifting me over his shoulder and spinning me in circles. "FELIX IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW I WILL SCRATCH OFF EACH OF YOUR FRECKLES WITH THE REMAINDER OF YOUR GAME CONSOLE!" He laughed, placing me with two feet on the ground.

His smile disappeared when he pulled away and saw the scowl still on my face. "Oh shit. Are you really mad at me?" I smacked him upside the head and broke into a smile. "Ehhh! I knew it! Honorary Aussie Activate!" We high fived each other and screamed, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI!"

Everyone except for probably Chan and Woojin ignored the two of us, used to our relationship. Soon Seungmin joined us and we all stood outside the stadium talking. With the night getting later, a cool breeze started to blow and I started to shiver. "Are you cold?" Chan asked. I shook my head no, but felt something being put around my shoulders. I turned to see Seungmin next to me wrapping his Letterman around my shoulders.

I blushed and pulled the fabric closer to my body. Far too soon, it was getting close to Jisung's curfew and he was our ride, therefore we all went our separate ways and headed home. When we dropped her off, Irene pulled me aside and said, "Do you think you could maybe hang out with Bangchan a little more and get some info for me?" I shrugged. He seemed like a pretty cool guy anyway. She smiled and kissed my cheek telling me to text her tomorrow morning.

I got back in my spot up front with Jisung and he drove us back to our house. Before I could get out of the car, Jisung stopped me. I turned to find him tapping his turned cheek. "I want a goodbye like Irene!" He whined. "You want to know how a girl kisses?" His eyes went wide for a second and then the sophomore vigorously nodded. I could see my brother shift in the backseat. I grabbed his cheek and gave it a long wet lick. "EWWWW Y/N!" He wiped his cheek with his sleeve as Jeongin and I laughed.

"Bye, Jisung!" I called back as we entered the house. Going up to my room, I changed into pjs and got ready for bed. Before I could get under the covers, my phone dinged with a notification. Picking up the device from my night stand, I opened Messenger.

UNKNOWN: hiii🙂 umm it's Chan! Ur brother gave me ur number

Y/n: Um Heyy! Why did you need my number?

Channie: Well u see I have this project for my musical composition class that deals with mixing two art forms that dont normally mix. And Jeongin told me u do ballet. I was wondering if u could help me?😅🙏

He was literally making free sushi the easiest thing ever. He would finish his project, Irene could get her info. It was a Win, Win, and Free Sushi for Y/n!

Y/n: Yeah! Sure! When do you want to meet?

Channie: Is tomorrow during eighth too soon😅

Y/n: nope! I can do that!

Channie: great! U r a life saver!

I smiled thinking this was going to be easier than I thought. I climbed into bed and looked at the Letterman on my desk. After hesitation, I got up and slipped the jacket on before climbing back into bed, and I honestly was not ashamed that I slept in that shit.

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At the beginning of eighth period the next day, I went to the room Chan texted me with my shoes in hand not knowing what to expect. To my surprise he had just asked me to meet in the choir room. Bangchan sat at the piano with a laptop sitting atop the instrument. He played a few chords and then jotted something down on a notepad next to him. "Knock, knock?" He turned at my voice and smiled, his dimples appearing in a cute way. "Look at you coming prepared, shoes and everything!" I laughed and sat next to him when he motioned me to.

"So, I kind of told you what this was about last night." The boy with messy blonde hair and headphones around his neck said. "For my senior project I wanted to try and mix a rap/hip hop/EDM track with ballet choreography. I thought that might make a really cool visual representation on what the project is about." I nodded as I followed along with the older boy's thought process.

"The problem is I am just terrible at classical music, I mean I've had classical training and I took a few ballet classes when I was young, but I just know the bare minimum and that I absolutely cannot do the splits." My mind pictured Chan in one of my classes, my instructor telling him to push his long ass legs down into the splits and I couldn't help but laugh. "Anyway, I was just hoping you could help me adjust the music so it would be easier to choreograph for ballet and maybe dance to it as well....hopefully. You want to listen?" I nodded and he took the headphones around his neck and placed them over my ears, chuckling when they fell down a little too low.

His long fingers reached over and pressed play on the laptop and a soft electronic beat filled my ears. My eyes closed as I listened to the track. It wasn't what I expected it to be based on how he described his idea. It was incredibly complex, but nonetheless pleasant to the ear. My fingers tapped out the beat on my leg and I could kind of see where he was going to add in lyrics or where he might add a bass drop, or switch to the underbelly track. When the song ended, I removed the headphones and looked at the boy next to me.

He smiled and asked if I wanted to listen to it again. I nodded and went to put on my shoes while he switched out the headphones for a wireless headset. Moving to a clear space in the room, Chan started his track again and I just let my feet do what was natural and remembered the beats that could be changed. I kept my movements small so not to go full out in the tiny space. I marked places where I thought maybe a saut de chat or lift might work. As the second bass dropped I tried doing a fuete keeping my feet en pointe and straight. I could feel Chan's eyes on me, but I focused on marking the rest of the song.

Coming down from my toes, I slid the headset from my ears and went to stand in front of the fourth year boy. "I think I can help you." He beamed up at me excited for the project ahead.

A few months had passed and I had spent most of my time with Bangchan working on his project. Most days I could be found in the choir room with him, or at his house in his makeshift recording studio (i.e. his mother's basement). I spent most of my free time with Bangchan whether we were working or not. Usually Chan and I spent free nights on his bedroom floor watching some show he found or hanging out with Jisung and Felix at the diner near my house. I hadn't heard from Irene in weeks. And to be honest, I hadn't noticed she didn't call.

Chan slowly began to replace her as my bestfriend. Nights in with her became afternoons out with him. Morning calls from Irene turned into late night calls from Chan waiting for the sun to come up. He even became my new source for Kim Seungmin problems and how to solve them.

Although, I hadn't heard from Seungmin lately either. It wasn't unusual. This time of the year he usually hid away and focused on his studies so he could still play on the team. I almost forgot what my life was like before I saw Chan every day after school.

It was the friday before the last away game for our school and I arrived early to the choir room to meet Bangchan. He texted me saying that he had almost finished the lyrics for the track so, I decided to come early and set his things up for him. His laptop was set on the piano and both our notebooks were on the bench. I rolled up the hem of my jeans and took off my sneakers. All of a sudden the door burst open and the room was filled with the sound of giggling and hushed whispers. My head shot towards the door and I froze at the sight.

"Y/n?" Seungmin pushed away the girl whose lips were attacking his neck. His cheeks were flushed and his lips were swollen. My brain screamed for me to run, but my muscles wouldn't move. I tried to keep from bursting into tears at the sight of him with someone else. The girl turned and seeing her face felt like a thousand blows to the stomach. "Oh. Hi, Y/n." Irene.

I wanted to say something. I wanted to scream. My eyes burned as I tried to keep back the tears. Seungmin just stared at me jaw slack. Silent. I couldn't hide the pain on my face and Irene scoffed. "Please, you know he never liked you." Something about her small smile didn't allow me to turn away. "It's only fair."

I couldn't take it anymore. My bare feet pushed myself away from the room. If I didn't leave now I would be stuck there; a prisoner of my own heart and mind. I ran down the hall tears finally spilling over and clouding my vision. My body collided with someone's chest and the force sent my already shaky legs tumbling to the floor. "Y/n?" I hid my face and scrambled to my feet. Can't I just get out of here? "Wait! Y/n!" The person yelled after me.

I let my feet carry me as fast as they could, not caring where. My hands reached for the nearest door and finally found a place of solitude. I placed my hands on the wall and tried to brace my shaking hands and legs. Crying wasn't something I was ashamed of. I was just hurt and embarrassed. My chest started to feel tight and there was a pain in my forehead. I tried to focus through the tears to see I was in the empty boys locker room. With shaking hands I placed a hand on my chest as the room started to tilt and spin.

I couldn't breathe.

I stumbled through the locker room and my head started to spin. My hands found a metal knob and I desperately turned it feeling the tiniest bit of relief when the ice cold water hit my skin. The tile wall was the only thing holding me up as the freezing water drenched my hair and clothes. I couldn't stop thinking about them. What she said. How she was right. How I didn't understand. My legs finally gave out and I collapsed onto the floor trying to take deep breaths through the sobs. I clutched my head trying to relieve the pain I felt there. I wanted to scream. I wanted to keep crying but it hurt to do so. My head slowly lowered itself to my knees and I tried to make myself as small as possible. The harsh feel of the water left red marks on my skin as I tried to stifle my cries.

A pair of arms tried to wrap themselves around me, but I struggled against them shouting to leave me be. After awhile, I felt nothing. I looked up to see Bangchan sitting in front of me, letting the cold water fall onto him. His hair and shirt had already drowned in the water. He just looked at me with almost recognition through his wet blonde locks.

"Don't look at me." I managed to say through broken sobs. "Why?"He cocked his head trying to find a way to make contact with my E/c eyes. My mind struggled to find an answer that made sense.

"I-I don't want you to see me break." "Bullshit." His harsh words shocked me and made me jump back a little. He could see his outburst wasn't the right thing to do. "Y/n did you expect him to run in here and apologize for breaking your heart?"

"No, but-"

"This is what heartbreak feels like. It is a literal and figurative battle in every sense of the word. The thing is....." He struggled to find the right words, he himself knowing he could accidentally set me off in my fragile state. My body had started to shiver from the water, but my face still felt the hot tears rolling down my cheeks.

"It's not glorious. It's not beautiful, and it's definitely not heroic because we can't even save ourselves from how we feel. The thing is you are going to get your heart broken again and again and again. I can promise you that. It is the one sure thing in life. It's going to happen until you look like this."

Drops of water fell onto his skin, as he held my gaze. "One day it isn't going to hurt anymore and you will be able to wear your battles proudly on your sleeve. And it won't be because some guy came and rescued you."

He paused a moment letting me process what he said. The sound of the water hitting the tile echoed throughout the room.

"Heartbreak just means we are human."

After a couple minutes of silence I realized he was done speaking and looked up at him. All he did was gently wrap an arm around my waist and pull me into his chest. His fingers tangled themselves in my wet hair and he held me against his body, which felt safe and warm. He traced soothing patterns into the skin on my side to calm my sobs.

Bangchan didn't try to get up. He knew I wasn't ready. He simply let me sit in his arms and be human for a fleeting moment.

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sailormerky · 5 years

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This year has been fucking wild. Like, so fucking wild. I met you a little over a year ago (and I lowkey disliked you buuuut the same goes for Art and Sarah. Conditions of being my ride or die: I have to hate you first.) and it has been a wild time getting to know you. First impressions were always kind of weird to me, and I've learned not to judge them. Your first impression was loud. So loud. And obnoxious. And I guess you weren’t afraid to be yourself. And I AM DUMB AND I HATED IT. (I also dated J*ff so you know I have bad judgment :0) Ya know?) You, my dear, are celestial. Having known you is a blessing. And the fact you live so fiercely you? Fucking Brilliant.

uhhh *insert tacky poetry*

Just kidding. I got some....uhhh bars (is that what rappers say???)

celestial boy, constellation freckles-

hands like bird bones, cradle that fragile heart to a flame and breathe.

wolves raised the likes of you, do no harm take no shit,

learn to bite back when pushed too far.

mean girl on a friday night, cat claws sharpened to a point.

living authentically in a world that is all copy-paste reality fabricated over social media.

a smile made of marble, modernity borne from the birth of venus.

a love like yours is the fiercest most beautiful kind.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UR FUCKIN OLD :0) @vizionsz

#not hp #image #text #for jackson #birthday stuff uwu

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1112lw · 5 years

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Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official @ace-landofthesun @dorkalisious and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

#Arche.txt #asks #ask #long post

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jungshookz · 6 years

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drummer!jungkook

⚠️hey hey!! if this is your first time visiting the blog and this is one of the first fics you decided to read during your stay here i assure you there are better finds in the library/drabbles masterlist :’)) with that being said, whether or not you want to read this fic is entirely up to you and obviously i can’t stop you from reading this but please be warned that this is a very poorly-written old fic that i am not proud of at all and also doesn’t reflect my writing habits today!! ⚠️

inspired by this glorious post shared with me by @taebumshi :-))

you’re not sure how you let taehyung drag you out in the middle of your brooklyn 99 binge on a friday night

this is literally the first friday in weeks where you didn’t have any projects to work on and didn’t have any tests to study for

and you were going to treat yourself goddamnit but your best friend was just…. so… manipuLative

however

you said you would go only if you could choose your own outfit

tae kind of pouted over that but he was like okay fine i guEss

so tae’s wearing a nice button down and slacks and you’re dressed in a pair of jeans and a grungy t-shirt that he thought you had thrown out a year ago

taehyung chose your jeans because he said this pair makes your butt look extra perky

you let him get away with it since he was still being pouty about not being able to choose a dress for you

while you’re lining up to get inside the club you finally ask taehyung: hey so whY the fuck are we here you dingus

apparently there’s a band playing at the club tonight and tae knows all the members (they’re in his music class)

some band called bts

you remember hearing him talk about them earlier this week but you didn’t think anything about it

anyway bts

which isn’t a very creative name in your opinion

(you’re just bitter because you really want to go home)

so you guys finally get inside and tae drags you towards the front because the band already started playing

as tae’s dragging you through you make sure to apologise to any people he’s bumped outta the way because you’ve always been the more polite one out of the two of you

people seem to be enjoying the music and you have to admit the music isn’t half bad

there are 6 members

one singer, one pianist, two guitarists, one tambourine player?? and… one drummer

you kind of scan over each member except the drummer because he’s all the way in the back and he’s wearing a face mask aNd he has his hoodie up so

but from what you can see

damn this is 1 attractive fuckign band

you make eye contact with the singer and his right eye drops in a wink before he smirks at you

you feel your heart go boom boom

are you in love or is this just because you rarely get attention from the opposite gender????

maybe you should have let tae dress you

tae nudges you to get your attention and introduce each of the members

singer = park jimin

two guitarists = kim seokjin + kim namjoon

pianist = min yoongi

tambourinist = jung hoseok

drummer = jeon jungkook

they play a couple original songs and they also cover some songs

halfway through someone accidentally splashes their drink onto your shirt and you’re like haha it’s fine but on the inside you’ve strangled this stranger very violently already

so you go over to the bar and you’re sitting there rubbing at this new gross stain

it ends after about another fifteen minutes and jimin thanks the crowd as the boys pack up their instruments

hoseok just shoves his tambourine into a lil drawstring bag and is like omg i’m SO tired

meanwhile jungkook’s like full on sweating and his arms are throbbing from drumming for nearly an hour

when they disappear backstage tae grabs you from the bar and drags you towards backstage and you’re like oH no nonononono look at me tae my shirt’s all gross and i’m kind of sweaty and-

“that sounds like a you problem. also you have no choice because you have to meet my friends!!!!!!”

so you let him drag you all the way to the back and meanwhile you’re still violently dabbing at your shirt because you’re about to meet 6 very attractive men and you look like a mess

you look up when you feel tae release his grip on your arm and you kind of hover behind him awkwardly as he bro-hugs all of the boys (except for jungkook?) and is like omg you guys were so goOd!!

jimin looks over tae’s shoulder and he smiles at you and is like hey you must be y/n! we’ve heard a lot about you you’re prettier than tae says you are

you feel like your face is on fire and you’re like ahahHa thanksssSs you guys were really good i just disappeared because someone spilled their drink on me and you gesture to your shirt

everyone introduces themselves to you and you make sure to compliment hoseok’s tambourine skills and he’s like u know what no one ever appreciates my skills you are now my best friend

jungkook’s just standing behind everyone scrolling through his phone and he has his earbuds in and he’s still holding onto his drumsticks

seokjin’s like yA jungkook don’t be rude say hi to y/n

jungkook quickly tucks his phone away and he looks up at you and you feel like your heart stops because his gaze is so intense

now that you get to look at him properly you definitely wish you looked more presentable

he has soft brown hair with softer looking brown eyes

plus he took his hoodie off and he’s wearing a t-shirt that’s soaked in sweat so it’s sticking to his chest and you can see the outline of his abs and his v-line

oh god

you force your eyes back up onto his face and you offer him a smile and stick your hand out and you’re like hi i’m y/n

he nods once and mumbles a ‘sup’ before he’s going over to the couch towards his laptop and ur still there with your hand out like :-) i :-) want :-) to :-) die :-)

jimin shrugs and tells you not to take it to heart jungkook is just a Moody Young Adult

anyways hoseok butts in and is like hey we’ve never seen you on campus!!!!

you explain to him that it’s probably because you’re on the humanities campus and they’re on the arts one

and hoseok kind of pauses then he’s like wow ur so smarT that totally makes sense!!!! his smile is so bright he’s so adorable

but then he asks you how you and tae met if you’re on the humanities campus and tae’s on the arts one

it’s a story for another day

(tae ended up wandering around the humanities campus on the first day and you had to walk him back to the arts one and you felt obligated to take care of this clueless stranger for the rest of your four years here)

jimin butts in and invites you and tae to a rehearsal session sometime next week if y’all are interested which you vEry much are

your attention is still on jungkook like your eyes keep flickering back to him

yoongi is the only one who notices this and he interrupts jimin and is like don’t worry y/n jungkook will be there too

and you go into a mild panic and you’re like oH no i’m NoT- uh- i was just- you know because- i mean- i would love to watch you guys rehearse i’M NOT just there for jungkook that’s totally not-

taehyung: “we’ll be there!!!!!! okay y/n i think it’s time for us to go say bye bye” thank god for tae

on the way back to the apartment taehyung is like…….. so….jungkook’s kinda hot… am i right wink wink

you scowl and whack his head but in your mind you’re like YEs that jUngkook IS kind of very Hot wink wink

anyways next week rolls around faster than you thought it would

you meet tae by the juice place on the arts campus and he’s standing there with six bottles of juice and he’s also on the phone??

you walk over and he hands you the juices one by one before he’s snapping his fingers and gesturing for you to follow him

what a diva

you’re like ??!!!!! i might drop all of these but you do your best and you manage to make it to the music building without any accidents

thankfully tae holds the door open for you

you make it to the music room and the boys are like tae!!!! y/n!!!! juice!!!! (except jungkook because he once again has his earbuds in)

they flock towards you and take their juices with their names on it

you’re standing there with jungkook’s juice and you want to ask someone to give it to him because ur kind of intimidated

tae nudges you and is like go n give kook his juice what r u doing

you swallow your nerves and pad over to him

he’s behind the drums scrolling through his phone

you clear your throat and he doesn’t look up

right

his buds are in

so now what

you’re awkwardly hovering

jungkook looks up suddenly and is like oh chill thanks for the juice and he takes it from you and you’re standing there like a gaping fish

“oh- i- yes this is yours- juice is like super nutritious so it’s great that you’re drinking it-okay cool cool cool cool cool” you shoot him some finger guns and kind of back away and he just looks… so….. unimpressed…..

aAAAAh

why are you acting like this

you’ve never been so awkward before

the boys are having fun watching you interact with kook

jungkook actually thinks ur kinda cute

okay not kinda

really cute

really really cute

and those finger guns?? admittedly awkward but also pretty endearing

he just

experienced a pretty bad breakup a year ago and since then has kind of been :// about stuff in general

but he’s more :// when it comes to LoooVe and crushes etc

so when you come waltzing in with your bright smile and your dumb hI i’M y/N and he feels his heart combust he knows immediately that he’s fuCked

he sips on his juice with a tiny little smile when he hears tae teasing you

“you are so right y/n juice truly IS nutritious!!!!!!!!!!”

“tae oNe more word outta you i swear to god”

the rehearsal goes great and you realised that you spent the entire time just drooling over jungkook

it’s just that he gets so into it and his biceps start clenching and he looks so anGry when he’s pounding away at the drums but it’s a hot kind of angry and he gets sweaty which usually isn’t attractive but makes sweating look SO attractive

his hair gets all damp and his skin starts to glisten and in you literally want to DIE he’s just so……….. atTractive

jungkook notices this because your gawking is pretty obvious

he likes it tho because it’s boosting his ego

usually he doesn’t get a lot of attention because he’s in the back all the time but the entire time they play 98% of the time your eyes are glued on him

but whatever ur just… ur just a dumb girl…. girls are dumb……

but he can’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy when he notices jimin beginning to serenade you and he takes your hand and presses a kiss to your knuckles and your cheeks are heating up and you’re getting all giggly

in fact he begins to get a little offbeat but he quickly recovers when he notices you throw him a thumbs up and a smile

his heart melts

anyways rehearsal goes great and you ask yoongi what they’re rehearsing for

they have another gig in three weeks at a fancier club and no surprise you and tae are invited!!

and you’re like aW well i actually might have to take a rain check i have a project due at the end of the month

yoongi: “don’t u wanna see jungkook?”

there’s a moment of silence where you and yoongi stare at each other and it’s like telepathic

his eyes are telling you that he knows what’s going on with your lil crush

your eyes are telling him that if he tells jungkook you’ll kill him

tae appears out of nowhere and is like hey what are you guys talking about also y/n we gotta bounce because i think i left the stove on at the dorm

you: “i was just…. telling yoongi that we’ll definitely be at the show! ...and also ur an IDIOT”

anyways the weeks go by

you end up walking all the way to the arts campus a couple times a week to hang out with not only tae but also the other boys

they always make it so that you are always sitting next to jungkook when it’s lunchtime

but they make it so that you guys are basically smushed together like your arms and thighs are pressed together

jungkook doesn’t seem to mind and you certainly don’t mind

he begins interjecting into the conversation more instead of listening to music all through lunch

you find out that you luv his smile and the sound of his laugh

he likes it when you laugh because your nose crinkles very cutely

one time he took a sip of your juice without asking you and you were kind of surprised for some reason

he also sneaks bites of your food and again you don’t mind because (you like him a lot)

usually when tae tries to eat your food you’ll glare at him til he backs off

so yeah it’s pretty obvious you like him

and jungkook is acting…. not like jungkook

just the fact that he’s doesn’t have his earbuds in while he’s talking to you is a huge sign

aLso he actually lets you listen to music with him and jimin’s like remember that one time i took one of your buds and put it into my ear and you almost ripped my ear off getting it back

jungkook : don’t @ me

so now it’s the night of the gig

you let tae dress you this time which means a tight/low cut dress and a pair of heeled boots

the boys are in nearing the end of their set and you’ve been standing there for just over an hour just bopping along to the songs

you feel your leg cramping up

and the boys are almost done anyways in fact jimin’s beginning to start his thank you speech

you tell tae you’re going to go outside for a second to walk the cramp off

so now you’re outside humming along to one of the boys’ songs and pacing up and down and you hear the door shut

and you can juSt make out the faint stench of smoke and booze

“what’s a pretty little thing like you doing out here alone?”

you freeze when you feel a grimy hand grip your arm and turn you around

you’re greeted with a slimy looking stranger who looks like he’s had one too many to drink

“how’s about we have a lil fun out here? hm?”

“no thank you i think my friends are looking for me inside” you try to move past him but he moves when you move and he’s blocking the path

suddenly you’re being caged up against the wall

“your friends can wait a little while longer can’t they?”

you push the guy off and you’ve never been so scared before because he’s obviously much stronger than you and he’s forcing himself on you

“get OFF of me!” you give the guy another push before you find yourself slapping the stranger across the face

there’s a moment of silence where he’s clutching his cheek but then you feel your heart drop to your stomach when a slow smirk appears on his face and he tells you he likes it rough anyway

he’s about to pounce on you again before he’s suddenly yanked away violently

you literally freeze in shock when you see jungkook turn the guy around and give him a hard punch across the face

the both of them go stumbling down and all you can hear are grunts and jungkook cursing at him

the rest of the boys come out

they rush over and immediately pull kook off the stranger and his bottom lip is busted and there’s a cut on his cheek and above his brow and his knuckles are raw and bleeding

the other guy is much worse

you’re kind of shaken up but you snap yourself out of it and wrap jungkook’s arm around your shoulder and drag him back inside towards the washroom

he’s kind of dazed because the guy gave him a couple good hits as well

you make him sit up on the bathroom counter while you rummage through your purse for some spare bandaids that you carry around with you

“are you okay?” he’s literally bleeding and all bruised up and he’s asking yOu if you’re okay and you don’t have one single scratch

“i’m fine.. thanks for doing that.. are you okay?”

“i’m good as long as you are”

there’s a moment of silence where you’re dabbing over his cuts and wiping away blood with a wet paper towel

he winces at the slight sting and you apologise quietly

your faces are only inches apart and

wow

you’re so pretty

and you look so cute when you’re concentrating

your eyebrows knit together and your lips purse slightly

jungkook reaches up to grab your wrist and to stop your movements

you’re like !! uh oh did i hurt you again r u oka-

he leans in and presses his lips against yours and makes you drop the wet paper towel so that you can cup his cheek instead

he tastes like a combination of mint gum and a tinge of metal from the blood

he pulls away suddenly and is like oh god sorry i shouldn’t have done that without asking you

you ignore him and grab him by the collar of his shirt and pull him back down

your eyes flutter shut and he pulls you closer to him so you’re standing in between his legs

you pull away a couple seconds later and you chastise him a little like hEy you’re not supposed to put pressure on a busted lip you dummy

your heart is racing in your chest and you just feel so hAppy all of a sudden

you two walk out of the washroom hand in hand and seokjin runs over like a frantic mother asking if the two of you are good and how much blood jungkook lost and …. aRE YOU TWO HOLDING HANDS OMG

you didn’t even realise you were holding his hand but you quickly move to let go

jungkook pulls you back in and grips onto your hand tightly

fast forward to next week

the two of you have not brought up the kiss

because you’re both wimps

so here you are at lunch

you try to feed yourself and then you feel a tap on your shoulder and jungkook’s there with his mouth wide open

you feed him your lunch and now half of your lunch is his but you don’t mind :-))

you still don’t know if you’re officially dating at this point

you don’t want to bring up the kiss either because you h8 confrontation

luckily you have (1) kim taehyung in your life

“so are you guys a thing or what because there’s a couple deal at this restaurant and i’m looking for a couple to exploit”

the chunk of chicken drops from your fork and you’re sitting there like :0 and kook’s also sitting there like :0

suddenly everyone’s eyes are on you and kook

and then jungkook’s like wait what of course we’re dating

and you’re like we are???????

kook: what r u talking about did i not make it clear when we made out in a dirty washroom a week ago

tae: it’s a yes or no question people

kook: yes we’re dating. y/n’s my girlfriend. i’m y/n’s boyfriend. where’s this restaurant you’re talking about?

he wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you in closer

you’re still kind of in shock because you’ve apparently had a boyfriend for a whole week and you didn’t even know

life is funny sometimes isn’t it

the first time you ask kook if you can try playing the drums he’s like …. but this drum set is my baby……….

and ur like and i’m not?

kook: “touché bUt if you break one of them i will probably literally kill u”

you know the beginning of the hannah montana theme song

that’s all you know how to play so jungkook is relaxed because you’re not going crazy on the drums but he’s getting sick of listening to you play the same couple of beats 100 times

anyways getting real for a sec

as cheesy as it is love has opened kook up

the other boys are happy to see this

all of them are pretty grateful for you :-)

one time all of you guys were eating lunch out on the courtyard and jungkook’s in the middle of telling a story but then he slows down and kind of loses his train of thought and he seems to be looking at something

you follow his line of sight and you notice he’s staring at a girl

the boys are like o shit is that………… is that jisoo…………

you’re like ?? ji-who

kook’s still in a trance and yoongi’s like by the way that’S the one who shattered his heart

you look over again and she’s looking right back at him with a smirk and she waves at him but it’s not a normal wave it’s one of those very obviously flirty waves

you immediately crawl over and plop yourself down on jungkook’s lap and kiss him and he snaps out of it almost immediately and is like heLLo

it’s only when you hear the ‘hOooO okay okay she’s gone you guys don’t have to keep making out god y’all r freaks” from jimin that you pull away and look over your shoulder just to double check

you get off of jungkook’s lap and there are like cartoon hearts floating around his head and his cheeks are flushed and his lips are plump and he kind of looks drunk and he’s pretty sure he’s semi-hard so he pulls you back onto his lap to cover it up but you do feel it poking your bum and you promise him you’ll take care of it later

(you’re a much better kisser than his ex)

you came early to hang with kook because he said he was going to rehearse for their next gig

so you’re sitting there typing out your essay but your eyes keep flickering towards kook

he just finished with a set and is looking over at the music sheet

he’s panting slightly from the intensity of the drumming and it reminds you of how he gets when you guys fuck

and

you want to fuck him

yep

you find yourself abandoning your work and strolling over and taking the drumsticks out of his hand and suddenly you’re straddling him

jungkook is like hey what r u doing i kind of need those to rehearse but when you lean down to kiss him he forgets all about it

he’s kind of damp with sweat but somehow you find that makes him 100x hotter

you run your fingers through his hair and he lets out this sexy grunt and a quiet ‘goddamn’ and you just feel the heat iMMediately zIP down to your nether regions

his hands are all over you but mainly your ass and meanwhile he’s having a good time nipping at your neck

you giggle because it tickles a little and kook wonders how you can be so sexy yet cute at the same time

he presses his lips against yours again and lets you have your fun aka you running your hands over his chest and giving his biceps a couple squeezes and

jungkook really wants u to ride him right now

“aaAAAAAoH My GOD NOT IN THE rEHEARSAL ROOM”

you turn to look over your shoulder and you see namjoon standing there covering his eyes and the other boys come in and all of them unsurprisingly are like omg GroSs

except for tae because he’s like lol that’s my girl

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