#it’s madelaine petsch. it’s my mom. it’s beyoncé.

[livvyofthelake]

olivia rodrigo is NOT bisexual the beauty of her whole deal rests entirely in the fact that she’s straight but acts like that anyway… for feminism. do you even care

[unholy3rinity]

Shonelle & Jen Watch: “The MTV 2018 Movie Awards”

Shonelle: Omg I knew they were gonna do that thing where the put the actor in every popular movie. Here we fucking go.

Girls trip cast ahhh yess.

Jen: I wish Jada was my mom… WATERFALLS. “Don’t gotta sell on me on that I’ll drank anything.” Relatable.

Same honestly. BLACK UNICORN. Goals honestly.

SHE LOOKED SO GOOD. I wonder if that’s really Cardi B’s dress. OMG SHES PREGNANT.

Is she really pregnant? WHO IS HER BABY DADDY?!?! (Honestly if Michael B. Jordan looked into my eyes I’d probably get pregnant too) She’s so tired oh no. She’s the first black woman to host?? Are you kidding me.

That really was shocking but at the same time it’s like yesssss look at you doing so many big things I’m like a proud mom… no niece.. She’s definitely more of a cool auntie type. Like my mom’s younger sister or something. Nick is so cute.

Why did this guy name himself Mustard? What kind of stage name is Mustard? I love Tiffany Haddish so much omg.

It's not a surprise that Chadwick Boswick won the best hero award.. I mean did you see Black Panther?

Ehh... I love her [Madelaine Petsch] but I feel like other people did a lot better. Oh thi (what the fuck are you trying to say here?)

(Did I just lose my attention... Oh my god my attention span.”

I don't watch Riverdale so I'm not familiar with this girl's work but honestly Tiffany Haddish deserved the breakout award she has done one movie and is hosting the award show for Pete's sake. ((1st Commercial Break))

That dress is stunning omg oOO Damn came for his life He like attacked his face wow. Is he okay? He’s so adorable he reminds me so much of Brendan haha I love how he had a little moment with everyone around. I don’t know why that was so adorable.

Again biased, but yes the Stranger Things cast totally deserved the best kiss I was so emotional when I saw it. My babies, so proud.

Hey it’s him. I love him! I love that he’s getting his applause he deserves it.

Who?

Keiynan Lonsdale! We should watch Love, Simon together soon. Like asap.

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Her outfit... goodness gracious. 

“Are you into black girls” is the most relatable phrase I’ve said too many times in my life “I CAN SEE YO LUNGS.” A VIBRATOR. THEY ARE FIGHTING OVER A VIBRATOR.

I’m crying I’m literally sitting here watching this in the dining room with my boyfriend’s parents and the face his step-mom just made was fucking priceless. I’m obsessed with this song. [“Warrior’] Please sing to me whenever. I would be afraid to slip and fall on my ass to be honest. No wonder they are opening for Beyoncé. Wow.

Agreed, I hadn’t heard of them before but like damn that vocal range they’re so good… black girl magic. ((3rd Commercial Break))

PAULY D.

PAULY D. THEEEEE CAAAABSSSS AAAARRRREEEEE HEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHH. I’m still annoyed with Jenni over how she acted over Mike’s engagement but you guy can hear all about that later this week in my segment where I spaz out about Jersey Shore. I love 13 Reasons Why a whole lot.

Same I really liked all the character development this season. Hannah seemed a lot more real, human, and alive this season. Still traumatized about Tyler though. *Cringes* YESSS LOVE SIMON. Omg he is shiney I like it. He’s so precious. Omg Seth why. Haha accept the award in a robe. High respect. ((4th Commercial Break))

I mean the Kardashian’s won but who’s surprised.

Why is Kim Kardashian wearing cornrow braids....just stop. Swallowing copious amounts of black guys’ cum doesn’t make you black hun. Oh that was mean...oops. The amount of red I’m seeing is lovely please don’t stop. Michael B. Jordan is so beautiful. Inside and out. God bless.

Michael B Jordan won best villain, not surprised not surprise loved him since “Friday Night Lights”…. Yessss zaddy . My boyfriend is not pleased.

LMAO ‘I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON BEST VILLAIN I THOUGHT ROSEANNE HAD THAT IN THE BAG.”   OH SHADE TO ROSANNE. ((5th Commercial Break)) 

Sneeze farting omg

The most relatable thing to me honestly. I love this movie and I would happily watch it. I’ll always be a fan of Nick Jonas I feel.

WHY IS HIS NAME MUSTARD?!?!?

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((My Mom called me and I stopped paying attention for a bit. She claimed she just wanted to see my face but she just saw me.))

I love these trail blazer awards. I really know this woman well but I’ve heard of her kind of. And it’s amazing what she stands for. Jersey Shore is the greatest show I swear. Don’t ever change.

RAAAAAAHHHHNNNN STAAAAAHHPPPPP. That one boy (That’s Noah.)  is so pale. Oh my. I know the lights are bright but goddamn. ((7th Commercial Break))

Is she wearing a curtain….? Tiffany Haddish is wearing a literal curtain... I love and hate fashion so much... honestly she's kinda rocking it but why tho…?

I really need to catch up on Riverdale. I’m slacking big time. That’s so cute I think one of the Stranger Things cast member FaceTime’d her!! Chris Pratt is precious protect him at all cost. “Don’t. Be. A. Turd.“

"Don't be a turd"- great advice, Chris Pratt. Love you long time.

He’s so weird. Please don’t ever change.

I could have done without the religious stuff just because I am agnostic but I respect it and I respect that he acknowledged his white privilege in his speech. ((8th Commercial Break)) I love Zendaya so much. I love Ansel in anything he will ever do ever. (Unless it’s bad I guess but you know what I mean) ((9th Commercial Break)) Damn Gaga

Lady Gaga looks so good.

I bet Black Panther is going to win best movie....it better win.. Ayeee

Black motherfucking panther omg

Funny how they panned in on Kim Kardashian and her cornrow wearing, cultural appropriating ass during the acceptance of an award for a movie that was mainly about Black empowerment… don’t get me wrong I still love her though. And we are outta heeerrreeeee