#it’s just so funny HDJSJD

[euthymiya]

Being mutuals is so funny like omg haha no problem you can know all about my most traumatic life experiences and omg here’s my most insane and filthy kink and—oh? What’s what? My name? Oh no, you can’t know that. It’s just…we’re not friends like that sorry!

[superbellsubways]

unfoetunately i am insanw... im glad u like my little guys i neevr imagindd devolving into this but auu virus jehe ihm.

i kind of imagined viruses as little forms of matter? mostly things like goop but they can take on lots of appearances :3 something i drew up as an example

rly shit but i imagine some of them will infect standard or actual programs and use their bodies kind of as hosts like a parasite or something!!! :3 theyre kind of like a pestilence ij my head, once theres one virus found theres bound to be more and ofc theyre ranked i bet ...

ollio is an example of a virus that infected an electronic more specifically an ollioscope, which has its own set of powers the virus now has access too! to be fair it needs to be a little bit more creative for those kinds of powers teehee..

alsooo i love that doodle of clippy being infected... ik it was a one off but the implication of viruses being able to infect programs by just being near is so silly to me!! kind of like the flu or soemthing like being more slow/laggy ^_^ or if the assistant is a computer like max it can cause wayy more harm unlike normal scareware and CYW or little guys likd that...

also i didnt mention thid in the post bc i forot 😞 but the idiot siblings can multiply much akin to the actual real life virus!!!!!!!! if they get cut up they turn into two of themselves like a hydra to further infect said computer....

SORRY AHH I LIKE THE IDEA OF VIRUSES IN THEIR WORLD it might be tooo much but auugh its so funsies to me... esp w guys like incognito hehehahehe hrhehc HEHEHEHE giggle giggles loudlt... so sorry again ahhh explods..

LOOKING SO HARD AT THIS This is actually so fucking cool the whole parasite/sickness+host concept and everything AUGHHH them being worse for tech based characters and the ranking .U have a galaxy brain i am eatinf all of this up 😸😸

also the siblings being able to multiply is rlly funny to me HDJSJD i can imagine them running around causing chaos 😭 I love all of this lots how does it feel to bw rhe smartest person of all time

[argentinagp]

this is the problem with just having followed you, i don't know you that well yet 😅 but off the top of my head i would diagnose you with alex-ness. you seem very chill and funny, but in a sarcastic-ly lovable way??

hdjsjd u caught my personality good tho if we compare to other asks so thank you 😁

what f1 driver do you most associate me with/think I am most like

[granma-sweetie]

bu the way spotify made me a separate daily mix for italian music and its just. maneskin and then retj together and its so funny to me

HDJSJD RHATS SO FUNNY AKSJDKDJF

[the-moon-pal]

Would you listen to your best friend if they told you not to go to a particular place in a particular time because they already know what will happen there?

Yeah! I would i think so

[ihavenocarinsurance]

Akatsuki Headcanons:

Holding hands for the first time

When I say I am sick n tired of rereading the same old akatsuki smut shit I mean it. Don't get me wrong, shit is well written. I am simply not horny. At least not as much as sumn of us. So, here we have a cute, fluffy headcanon made by me at 5:08am randomly bc I said so

CHARACTERS: Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu

GENRE: fluff

READER: genderneutral

CONTEXT: established romantic relationship, however it is still very fresh

EXTRA INFO: Since I am doing this with no preparation other than angr my interpretation of the characters might not allign with your ideas which is fine but criticism is always welcome

Deidara

If there was a gif showing this mf red as a tomato I'd use that one because this fella strikes me as someone who would be shOCKED

Not because he didn't necessarily expect it. He is a smart bboi in his own way but yk how some people do not go easy with emotions like some others do? yh he doesn't-That's what is happening

he is overjoyed but also anxious but so relieved yet so shook

is he holding your hand too tight? is we sweating? should he stfu or maybe talk abt something? if that mf tongue slips-

You'll probably notice how he has gone from the deidara who never shuts up to something else. You don't know what it is, but it has two functional legs for sure so that's cool

lean on him, get closer, kiss him- idc just love this man. it WILL break him but pls just go ahead-

Sasori

I love this man omg

pls give this dude some affection he gets no bitches

but now fr, I do think that he is very good at keeping himself calm when thinking of fights throughout the entire series. However, the difference is that while he is used to calming himself when in serious trouble this situation is different. he isn't in danger nor does he have a problem but it is uncalm for sure

amused yet clueless because oi yes holding hands but hdjsjd what now- maybe a little more awkward

if you were to hold his hand while leaning against him when tired that would make the situation easier for him because of the purpose

but let's say you guys are walking and you grab his hand while walking next to him. yh i can guarantee you it will be awkward

might even just straight up ask wtf you're doing

maybe this is just me being so in love with him that I just crave him softly smiling and kissing his s/o's head but jdjzjdjsjs mf is short as hell my 5"7 ass can go home

Itachi

so prettyuyyays

he expected some sort of physical affection at some point bc well that is normal (ig?) and welcomes it happily

i just know that he has been craving love and connection and canon-canon Itachi would probably not even engage with anyone on that level but we are in the middle of a pandemic and dont need that, we need smth that makes us feel loved

while holding hands might not be his favourite type of physical affection i can see him even engaging with you in that way when you walk or sit next to one another, maybe also when you cuddle in bed

in comparison to sasori, this wouldn't really ever become awkward. He doesn't lack the talking skills and even works towards avoiding such awkward silences for your comfort

Kisame

Big hands, you're not holding those you're holding his two fingers in your hands bc how tf-

But we love us some big hands and Kisame

surprised at first but plays it cool. he'll prob won't even attempt to hide his surprise and just smile while he flirts or attempts to make you blush too

no matter when you'd attempt to hold his hand for the first time, you could be in the middle of a normal conversation and he would stop talking/listening and direct all attention to your hands

its kinda funny with how fast he switches from surprised n blushing, to looking and then flirting

the flirting/attempt to make you blush too is his way of making himself less anxious abt the situation. he shares his misery with you and you both just laugh it off

I can easily imagine him offering you his hand to hold in the future bc why the hell not

Hidan

"Hm? What is that about?"

genuinely clueless

its not because he doesn't enjoy physical affection but more like he just goes ???

does he prefer stuff like cuddling, hugging and kissing over holding hands? sure

but he acknowledges your courage and holds your hand more often in order to make you happy and not feel rejected or anything. besides y'all can take it slow

he'd def be the type to give you a kiss on the back of your hand every. single. damn. time.

tho unless holding hands is the only way of being affetionate he prefers doing something else while also holding your hand like cuddling, caressing your hair/back, kissing you, hugging etc

therefore you should expect some kisses after answering his stupid questions

Kakuzu

Man loves you but pls dont interrupt him

so let's say he is free and is simply existing. go ahead. hold his hand. he will probably just sigh but definitely hold your hand

depending on the situation this either leads to cuddling, hugging or another conversation (topic)

he prefers cuddling once both of you lay down to sleep after everything else is done however holding hands rarely rly stands in the way like you can walk perfectly while holding hands so why complain

holding hands is not really his favourite type of affection neither smth he really initiates like ever but he wouldn't reject you either

[myherowritings]

Hi hello so I just binged on PMAS and I just wanted to tell you I was near tears bc of shinsou, PLEASE ALL OF THE CHARACTERS REALLY,, YOU MADE THEM SO FUNNY LMAOKDDND. I really haven’t laughed like I did while I was reading that smau in so LONGSJD. Anyways just wanted to let you know it’s amazing and I’m really looking forward to the rest of the chapters!!

THANK U SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺 i’m glad it could make u laugh and that ur enjoying shinsou in it HDJSJD ily tysm for reading!! ^-^

[tobi-tobi-tobi]

im fEeEling soppy and want to say thank you to everyone who made my 2020 incredibly special. Too all my mutuals I love you all so so much and you are all so so incredibly kind. So much love and so many cuddles

@moonscarsandstars archi lovely you were the first person I spoke to on the grand old place called the internet and oh my god if goliath hadn’t happened then where would we be. You are so so kind and so so loving and adorable and such a brilliant wonderful amazing friend. And I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK

@siriuslyjames WINNIEEE, loVELY a wonderful perfect amazing human being and I have no idea where I’d be without you. You are one of the lovelies people I know and have the kindest heart and I lovE YOU SO MUCH (to the sun and baCk)

CALLI you aren’t on here any more but you are so so so sweet and funny and loving and this planet is such a better place with you on it. You are so kind to so many people including me and I waNt tO giVe yoU ANd paaNDY cuDDLES so mUCH. I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH (further than the clouds)

@punkkkkboi ALEC HDJSJD where do I start lovely you are so so so kind and always there for me (and I want to be there for you) and you are so so lovely and so kind and you have so so much bloody talent and you don’t see how amazing you are and I r e a l l y r e al l y want to meet you and thank you for making 2020 a whole lot better. I LOVE YOU TO THE EDGES OF THIS EVER EXPANDING UNIVERSE (and back)

@reemusluupin AJ AJ AJ lovely you are so so p e r f e c t in so many ways. You are so kind and so funny and so geORGEOUS insiDe and out and I want you to be able to see that lovely. (2021 iS THE YEAR OF AJ LOVE) I love you sO SO SO BLOODY MUCH yOU HAVE NO IDEA.

@starsandmoonys laYLA LOVELY DHDJDHHD oH Layla you are so so so so kind and dbdhdh way back when we had our Pygmy goats to now I’ve loved you the WHOLE TIME and I want to give you cuddles and come to see you and be cute and fjejdjfj I love you so so much.

@silversickles KAY LOVELY dhhsdh you are so so wonderful and so so perfect and adorable and kind and sweet and enjehdhdhehe from us the tumblr family was born and for that I can’t thank you enough you are so sweet and just so so wholesome and I want to give you so so many cuddles I. Love. You.

@e-of-west-glendia evvAaaaaaaa dhdhhd our resident angst god ndjshd I cry at all your writing and your talent is endless andbdheh thank you for being you. You are so wonderful and need to be told that more often. I love you so much.

TO EVERYONe

THANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY 2020 I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

[spelllingandthemysteryschool]

don't reblog but wild how my friends are in stable & loving relationships and they're going on dates and facetiming their SOs and kissing them and making out on the daily and having SEX and they all have exes and the most i’ve done is like. had a crush on someone hdjsjd.......like i guess i don't feel like something is missing from my life but at the same time i really would like a gf/bf because it seems so NICE and i feel like im falling behind everyone else and i know it’s because i’m not as cool or pretty as my friends which is.....hm. like my friends are all more attractive than me and they dress/act cooler than me so i guess it makes sense they’d all have dated people before and i haven’t even held someone’s hand. lmao. anyway mark my words i’m not gonna even go on a date till my last year of college and it’s fun because my friends will always be cooler & more dateable than me and i’ll forever be the little sister/sidekick friend. also yeah.......even if i was like screw dating let me just have fun & hook up (which i don’t want to do) i wouldn’t be able to because...nobody is attracted to me. the last time someone had a crush on me was 7th grade lmao. like this isn’t about me seeking attention from guys either because no girls have been into me either. i don’t blame them.....although i do think i’m funny and kind! i’d be a good gf but hey we won’t truly know till i finallg start dating when i’m like 30

[jinlix]

oh kelly hcjsjxjsb you would be so adorable next to hyunjin i cry hdjsjd 💞🐇 since i'm binnie's height i always know how tall i would be next to the skz members which is so funny bxbsjd (like jisung isn't even that far from my height too) one of my friends who loves felix is also as tall as him (we're changlix)

A ! CHILD ! lskdkskdksks I don't mind not being tall but sometimes I just :/ but it's okay ig 🤧 my friend actually send me my height difference with hyunjin in that site that compares heights and I screamed the whole day bc its just. A lot. but okay 😔💞

Also this is so cute!!!!! Imagine being as tall as your bias!! I could never!! But that makes yours and hyunjin's height difference so cute I just cry 🙇🏻‍♀️💞

[buonanotte-fiorellino]

i was checking my own blog and tbh its kinda funny hdjsjd i either use this to reblog comfort stuff or for breakdown moments

if youre going to check it for the stuff i reblog then just dont make fun of my vent posts lmao they are kinda extreme sometimes but writing works so. accept my mental health?

[myherowritings]

i just wanted to say this and who is better than you, Sof, to read it? i just wanted to say that Kirishima would be the best damn boyfriend ever, like he is soooo soft and funny and sweet and his shark-like smile is THE CUTEST THING, my eyes have ever witnessed in my 19 years of life. I literally can't stress this enough and my heart is swelling everytime i see him and just arghhh🥺🥺🥺🥺

UR KIRISHIMA LOVE IS SO SWEET OMG HE��S LITERALLY THE SWEETEST BABY 🥺🥺 it’s what he deserves

YESSS HIS EYES AND SMILE AHDJDJD SO PRECIOUS HDJSJD UR ADORABLE ANON AW 🥺

[myherowritings]

Knew you had a crush on me, doll. 🙄 Recon = reconnaissance. Gathering information. So he doesn't have to fight them head on but, rather, fights them while using his brain. . . . I get it. Hilarious, doll. 🙄 Whatever you need to tell yourself but I know the truth about how you feel about my strong, good at protecting arms. And I wasn't rambling, damn nerd. I was giving you a summary of the movie.

- @a-bakugou-anon

P.S. you wrote the proof with the second pic, doll.

hEY NOW— lets not get too ahead of ourselves i said nothing about a 🤢crush🤢 and OHHH that’s recon. i haven’t heard of reconnaissance either but that makes sense ,, maybe i haven’t watched enough action movies to know the term HDJSJD

ikik it was a funny pun 😌 u can admit u laughed. AND YEAH UR ARMS R GOOD AT PROTECTING LIKE A.. POKEMON OF SORTS like a...psyduck. u kinda look like one. kinda. AND THE MOVIE SUMMARY JUST SEEMED LIKE U WERE EXCITED ABT THE MOVIE OKAY dw its adorable✨

[myherowritings]

omw over to help you build the cage safely so you don’t hurt yourself on accident. and i don’t mind it’s usually incredibly funny but i’ve been telling them all they need ur consent to be clowns and ship us 🙄 anons have never bothered me -ss

HDJSJD pls🥺 i have no handywork abilities but my dad said he’ll help so it’s fine 😭 aka he’ll end up doing all the work while i’ll pass him supplies </3

AND PFFFT I THINK THEY’VE ALREADY BEEN WITHOUT ASKING — HAVE U SEEN SOME ASKS I GET FROM THEM 😭 i just —👄— pretend i do not see ,, but it doesn’t bother me as long as it doesn’t cross a line HDJSJD it just seems funny and harmless rn 🥺