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Wouldn't it be entirely possible, even likely, that with all the silly weaknesses vampires and stuff were supposed to have, they'd also turn out to be weak to any number of things that have only been invented more recently? Like who's to say vampires aren't also repelled by the smell of play-doh or driven insane by MIDI music? We've invented so much shit in just the last century there'd be NO predicting this. For all we know they burn to ash if they look at Luigi.
#we all think they just don't exist but it may be that we never even noticed the number of ways we drove them to extinction#can they even handle blood with caffeine or nyquil or microplastics in it?#what about high fructose corn syrup? What if that makes them explode
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Listen I know the gimmick of getting isekai'd into the past also includes amnesia. But I just think it would be incredibly funny if a British boy and Spanish girl got sent into past France and immediately decided to use the opportunity for clout
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#if youre curious why iono only has 1.5 mil subscribers its because i just gave her jerma's twitch following#also i was not drawing the lumiose city background. sorry#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon scarlet violet#pokemon sv#pokemon sword shield#pokemon swsh#pokemon iono#pokemon raihan#pokemon legends za#pokemon za#corn fart
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i just got home and am having some fashionable scarf time with my son
and guess who is here bc apparently i am not!!! allowed!!! to type!!!!
#peppercorn beloved#chao the chaos beast#cat#anery corn snake#snake#i am beset upon all sides help me#chao cmoooon peppercorn JUST got settled
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I'm thinking about the stupid fucking parasocial dynamic between sir pentious and alastor. I have questions
the fact that sir pentious says "again" in the pilot and him saying they'd done battle "like 20 times" in episode 2, was this just like. a regular thing he did even prior to alastor's disappearance. where he would just come in every other week to attack alastor while he was casually doing stuff and alastor just forgot each and every time.
also keep in mind sir pentious is from the VICTORIAN ERA, he arrived in hell before alastor. how. how long has he known him. how long had he been DOING this.
sir pentious being one of the chronologically oldest major characters really makes you think about how much he has seen or knows about LMAO
also the fact that he says "for when I've slain you the almighty vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal" was he just thinking of alastor just being generally powerful that it'd be cool if he defeated him or did he know the specific significance of alastor in the context of the vees. I also find it funny that he found out about alastor's return BEFORE vox, yeah if he delivered a dead alastor to the vees after 7 years I'm sure that would've been one fucking hell of a shock
#osrs.txt#sir pentious#hazbin sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#alastor hazbin#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#just some stray thoughts#this was in my drafts but then I got distracted before I finished rambling then so I finished it now#corn-plating after 5 months 🥳🥳🥳#1k#2k
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AU where, after escaping the well, enki doesnt continue his studies as a priest and just becomes a beekeeper.
#this is literally just frapollos all needleworm run#but instead of worms its bees#fear and hunger#funger#enki ankarian#fear and hunger cahara#corns art tag :0
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Iowa guy of all time
#dude it’s so sad that electing old white farmers causes human rights violations in the state of Iowa. just look at this#hashtag cornwatch#he’s not wrong about the corn but it’s really funny
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Unsolved Mysteries.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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so Solar got flashbacks in today’s video-
so of course i drew it :]
(…this really made me realize i have NOT drawn Solar in a while-)
#tsams#sun and moon show#the sun and moon show#sams#laes#lunar and earth show#the lunar and earth show#tsams solar#sams solar#sams nice eclipse#tsams nice eclipse#solar#sams moon#sams old moon#old moon#moon#moondrop#fnaf#tsams old moon#tsams moon#Candy Corn Solar. you shall NEVER DIE#my art#doodles#sketch#traditional art#sams art#yzowbwjshwibwkamakalaosn this entire episode was just awesome in comedy and shenanigans i swear
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my drawing for a harrianthe art trade with cosqf ! The prompt was ‘cannibalism’. Their piece is linked here
My vision was umm *pulls out crunkled piece of paper* the… HtN arm scene as a metaphor for cannibalism??
#tbh i just wanted harrow to eat ianthe corn on the cob style#my art#procreate#the locked tomb#tlt#harrow the ninth#htn#ianthe tridentarius#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrianthe#harryanthe#/ tw blood#/ tw gore#/ tw cannibalism
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You look lost...
#Elvis Presley#my art#I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation#something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP...#we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns')#but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart...#it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes#poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis
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10 Folk Horror Movies To Consider For October/Halloween
#Horror#Filmedit#Horroredit#The Apostle#The Blood On Satan's Claw#Children Of The Corn#Eyes Of Fire#Haxan#The Lair Of The White Worm#Midsommar#The Shrine#The Wicker Man#Witchfinder General#CHB#10 Movies To Consider#I am not saying that these are the best or that they are my favorites.#Just 10 movies that I think are worth watching for the season.
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they're just kids
#undertale#frisk#chara dreemurr#chara 'haunting' frisk trope but theyre just kids. children#and they found a corn........
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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making sims based on real people is always a fun challenge
#the left is a simself i still cant find a hair thats like mine mine is just a chaotic curly mess i WISH it was that tidy#also life is shit atm and i had so many corn posts planned but yknow how it is i barely have time at home but on the 15th its corns bday!#ts4#the sims 4#mine
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Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.
Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.
Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.
Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.
He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.
At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#im 100% here for danny using his powers for stupid shit and not the important battle stuff#this post wasn’t meant to be like this so I guess heres for you guys who read my stupid tags#I was gonna have the batfam adopt danny after a reveal and just not know all the crazy stuff he can do#they think they got him figured out then at the manner he does something like seep into the floor to get his forgotten school bag#or he turns invisible cause he got caught parnking and bruce is talking to him and steph but he just dips#no wait I can do better. he gets yelled at by bruce (aka new father figure) for eating a corn chip off the floor and just vanishes from…#… from getting surprised. meanwhile bruce is like!?!?!?!!?#just imagine them going crazy because they have no idea his powerset and they thought they did#his new siblings make a game of it#they get on missions and keep asking danny to do more and more impossible stuff just to see if he will reveal a new power#hey danny go scope out the area but make sure you arent seen ok#and hes like sure thing fam and goes invisible and intangible#doesn’t think to just take out the baddies and returns to them with a full floor plan and locatikn of all the baddies and drugs#like wtf#hey danny think you can do anything about that generator? and hes like sure thing fam and then freezes it#danny bro this guy is out of control! little help? and danny just walks up to the guy and overshadows him and handcuffs himself#brother daniel I dint think we can get in but theres a small hole here in the wall#would you be able to do anything about that? and instead of just walking thru the wall danny shifts his body and goes thru the hole#as if he had no bones and became liquid#the game gets intense and breaks bruce so he gives in first (yes he was playkng too) and just asks danny to show them his powers#he will say some shit like ‘ah hey chum think you can show us all your abilities? that was we can coordinate better in the field.’#dannys just like ‘yea daddio sure thing’ then proceeded to show off his entire move set minus wail until bruce showed him a chamber…#… that could ‘with stand’ his power (spoiler he destroyed that fucking toom lmao)#ok my spaghetti rings and meatballs have been done for a while and juliet is trying to eat them out the microwave so hopefully these tags#fed yall goobers#man I should have just made a second post lmao#stood in the kitchen too long typing and they got cold
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now to my fave minecraft worldbuilding topic
what can you cook? what's edible? what's possible with enough imagination?
I'd like to start with things that are present in-game (vanilla), first, the foods and drinks (ingredients too), having a loaf of bread with a nice mushroom stew seasoned with dandelions for breakfast is an option taken straight from the game
now let's say that I take the apples, wheat, milk, sugar and eggs to make an apple pie, that isn't in the game, but it's something possible to craft
in an extend things like salt can exist because the presence of sea water, same as things like bacon (pigs), cheese (milk) and so on
what if I throw the existing leaves in hot water to make tea?
or since all the dyes have an organic source can I make a rainbow cake?
how you cook things must be important too I imagine, maybe steak cooked in the smoker tastes way better than cooked with a fire aspect sword
#this is to all the 'mumbo eats redstone' enthusiasts#yes redstone is an edible mineral#but I guess just like salt it isn't recommended in large quantities#alcoholic drinks are possible too why not vodka (potatoes) wine (sweet berries) rum (sugarcane)#I could pull an 2 hour essay about the gastromy possibilities of minecraft#minecraft#minecraft worldbuilding#food mention#alcohol mention (in the tags)#side note but this is sad news for us mexicans because neither tomatoes or corn or chiles exist here. I'm devasted
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