#it’s his birthdayyyyyyyy

[eurydicees]

hey siri is “it’s tooru oikawa’s birthday and i’m so proud of him and love his character development so much and can’t stop thinking about his growth from failure and all his future successes” a GOOD reason to cry or am i just on my period

[transbeeduo]

[loopsisloops]

Only two chapters in and this fic is everything to me

Me(as reader) and Scott watching Me(y/n) and Loki

It’s The Avengers (2)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Episode 2: The Vibes

Warnings: …none.

Word Count: I’m supposed to be shopping for three upcoming weddings but all I feel like doing is writing and posting stuff here. Also, I’m probably sleep deprived???

A/N: But I’m happy.

MASTERLIST

E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09

“‘Morning Y/N!”

Wanda called out to your drowsy figure, still clad in your PJs, coming out of your room into The Dorm’s lounge, followed by 'morning princess’ from Sam, 'Got some good amount of rest?’ from Bruce, 'please tell me it wasn’t you snoring last night’ from Clint, 'good morning, Y/N, would you like some coffee?’ from Steve and a 'So you are Y/N!’ from an overly enthusiastic Pietro.

Y/N: Woah! Had I known I was going to live with such enthusiastic early birds I would have never let Mr Stark bring me here. Not that these people are bad, I just don’t wake up well to loud sounds.

*nodding your head in agreement with yourself*

Also, who calls their sleeping quarters Dorms? What are they? Eighteen?

You greeted everyone back as you made your way to the kitchen space that housed all breakfast items and snacks for the Avengers. Steve offered you coffee while Bucky was already making some tea for you and him. He knew from your previous encounter you weren’t a coffee girl. You were taking out a tiny bottle of a liquid concentrate from one of the drawers when Sam came over and took Bucky’s mug.

“That’s my tea, Sam,” his hoarse voice tried to stay calm. Sam took one good sip and put it back on the counter, “Still want it?”

Y/N: *scrunching her nose* hmm, scratch that. They’re twelve.

Loki came out from his room into the hall, giving the lounge his signature smile that sent nearly all of them to turn to ice towards the frost giant. Ignoring it all, he came towards you and picked up your mug of tea. Bucky started to protest at the action when you interrupted him. “Oh, it’s alright. I wanted to eat something before my tea anyways. Here, keep back the sweetener,” you asked Bucky, bringing forward the tiny bottle you’d taken out earlier.

“I’ll take that for my tea, thank you very much,” Loki grabbed the bottle and put three drops into his tea.

Clint: It hasn’t even been twenty-four hours and he’s already started. *sips coffee straight from the pot in his hand*

*looks far away deep in thought before coming back* should I donate him as a sacrifice to the flat-earthers? If they ever find the edge of the world at least they’ll kick him down into oblivion.

Loki: I always find joy in the simplistic things. *sips tea from the same mug*

It’s fun to see tiny actions or faults irritate the small human mind, forcing them to lose their sanity little by little. That’s what I plan to do to this excuse of a puny human that is Y/N.

You smiled back at Loki, surprising him a little with the genuineness of the emotion that reflected in your eyes. “Happy to help,” you jested before taking out some eggs from the fridge to make yourself an omelette. “Would you like some, Loki?” You asked, making his smile falter for a bit before he looked into the camera and went back to his tea.

Y/N: I grew up with two brothers. One older and one younger. The crap they used to pull on me is nothing compared to what happened ten minutes ago. The trickster better up his game.

What no one else, except the camera was noticing was the heart eyes Pietro was having for Y/N.

Pietro: Who? Y/N? Yeah, she’s cool. Don’t know much about her but she seems okay. Average. Not the bad average. The good average. *crossing his arms while moving uncomfortably in the chair* She’s good. She’s…she’s fine. *a hint of smile runs over his lips as his cheeks start to turn red*

You got ready for the day to let Wanda and Bruce give you and Pietro- the newcomers- a once over of the facility. Loki and Scott joined in as an unwelcome fifth and sixth wheel to have a bit of fun of their own.

Scott: I don’t know what’s happening as I woke up fifteen minutes ago but I am down for whatever it is the kids are doing. *gives two thumbs up to the camera with a wide grin*

“This is the east wing of the facility, as you know,” Wanda stated with excitement as she pointed out while everyone walked behind them and Bruce, “it has our Dorms and lounge, our dining and kitchen, and study on three separate floors.”

“We are now entering the north wing.” Bruce took over as Wanda stopped on the way to pick up a message for her from Friday, “This one houses your training area…sorry the Avengers training area and relaxation space. I’m sorry I’m not sure if you’re allowed here Y/N though I don’t think it should be a problem.”

You were about to give a modest reply when Loki thought it best to interrupt. “Why not? She could really use some sort of manual labour while she’s here. From external as well as…internal threats.”

Bruce and Wanda looked at Loki with judgment with a hint of fear in their eyes- the fear not from him, but from themselves.

“Oh my God! You’re right, Loki,” you pointed out, “I think I do need some sort of training to help me put my stress and rage that I usually aim at another person to some productive use. So true about the internal threat buddy.” Bruce and Wanda looked at you with admiration as they proceeded to show you more of the wing. Loki crossed his arms over his chest cocking an eyebrow at you as he watched you follow the doctor and the witch. Scott lagged behind, looking at you and Loki with suspicion in his eyes before turning to the camera and pointing in your direction with furrowed brows.

Scott: Is it just me or do I sense a little bit of a 'love’ vibe between those two? Eh? Eh?

You were in the west wing now, leaving Wanda and a very reluctant Pietro behind as they’d been called back by Steve.

“This is research and development wing. We’ve got the best of the machines doing our work for us, thanks to Tony and Shuri,” Bruce announced proudly before watching your blank faces. “Oh, Shuri is King T'Challa’s sister. She’s a genius.”

“T'Challa as in the Black Panther?” You asked with piqued interest, Loki’s ears following the change in the pitch of your voice.

Bruce affirmed.

“Cool!” You and Scott said in unison with stars in your eyes, making Loki roll his eyes hard before turning to the counter of multiple types of equipment you were checking out. Scott was at the opposite side of the room drawn in by a structure made out black metallic balls, trying his level best not to touch them.

“Do you know what that is?” Loki asked from behind you. You picked up the tablet lying in front of you as you studied the data regarding a research it displayed.

“Fascinating!” You breathed, your eyes going wide, “this is a study on the brain cell’s ability to pick up messages from the…uhh…cosmos…universe, whatever you call it and trans-”

“Translate it. Yes, allow me to explain it to you in ways your little brain can understand.” Loki snatched the tablet from your hand as he went on about the magic of the cosmos.

Y/N: Mansplaining! *smiles* He nearly got me there. It actually would have gotten on my nerves until he started rambling about the research through the example of his telekinetic abilities. *chuckles* His eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. He didn’t even realise when he broke his character.

Loki: *angry* I didn’t break my character. *camera pans in* I’ve just never had someone hear me digress about my magical abilities like she did.

*camera pans in again* Oh, that sly fox. She’s cleverer than she shows to be. But not to worry. I still have to play my final move.

Y/N: Nope. I don’t think I’m clever. I’m just…observant. Why not cle- *deep inhale* I spent thirty-five minutes searching for my phone in the middle of the night yesterday with my phone’s flashlight.

*camera pans in* I’m dumb as hell.

Bruce: Y/N seems like a good kid. I’m still not sure why she’s living here with a crowd that composes mostly of a bunch degenerates, depressed or anxious minds. *smiles* She’s so…so nice and-and *sighs* normal. *shuts his mouth as expression changes to grim* and then there’s Loki. The polar opposite of this girl. Why is he living with us?

The south wing was the most extravagant thing you’d seen in your life. It was purely for the purpose of experiencing high society luxury. A dance hall, a cigarette room, a grand buffet room, an entirely different room for 'coats’, and so much more. “Why do we have this here?”

“Ask Tony. I have zero ideas about this section,” Bruce responded to your question, going straight out through the French door opening into the lawn ahead.  Scott, who was nibbling on some marshmallows, was about to go after the scientist when he stopped in his tracks as he saw Loki take you by the arm and disappear into the huge dining hall. He was quiet on his feet as he pressed his ear to the wall while coming near the door.

Loki took your hands in his, watching your air falter for a second.

“You seem really new to all this lady Y/N. I can only imagine how lonely you must feel within the crowd of such abnormality, wondering what purpose could you possibly have here.”

Loki moved his fingers over your bare arms, chasing the goosebumps developing on your skin. “But you should know that I am here for you if you ever need me, my precious Y/N. For anything. And I do mean…anything.” The whisper of his last word sent this little shiver down your spine as you looked into his green eyes seductively smiling at you.

“Loki I…” You looked at him as you took his hand in yours, “I know what you mean. And your invitation is quite tempting but,” you moved closer to him, moving his single rebellious onyx strand behind his ear, “I wouldn’t want you to do anything you’re not sure about yourself.” You reflected the similar whisper in your words, but with more concern and less seduction, taking the God of Mischief by utter surprise while Scott stood behind the wall next to you gasping and wide-eyed, smushing the marshmallows in his mouth.

Loki: *brooding until he becomes aware of the camera*

*whispers* why in Hel am I still here? *leaves the room*

Scott: HAH! I told you! *starts singing* Sexy love doo-doo-doo

You made sure you were able to catch Thor alone in the evening when he was back from his local kingdom.

“I apologise on behalf of my brother, Y/N. Is there some way you’d like to punish him?”

You had not even spoken a word to the God of thunder and he was ready with an apology and a method to punish his brother’s unspoken crimes.

“Uhh…no. No. I just wanted to ask you if today’s something special. Some sort of special occasion or anniversary of some event.”

Y/N: I figured that the person trying to get under my skin today is practically the same person who had quite a controversial but considerable contribution in bringing down the worst villain of the universe. So, either he’s diluted his IQ or he was trying to distract himself from something today. *shrugs*

“Why yes,” Thor responded to your question with a sparkle in his eye, “it is a special occasion today.”

An hour later, you, Thor and Scott were at Loki’s door, knocking. Loki took his sweet time to open up, only to look at the three of you with questioning eyes before turning his gaze to the cupcake you held in your hand.

A string of 'happy-birthday-Loki’s surrounded him making him scrunch his nose in disgust. “What is this madness?”

“This,” you began as you took his hand in yours to place the cupcake dish in his palm, “is a small treat from us.”

You couldn’t help but smile as he looked at the dessert with questioning eyes, suspicious of what was inside it.

“It’s a molten chocolate cake,” Scott gushed, pointing at his own share half consumed already, “it’s amazing. Y/N made these. Eat it while it’s hot.”

Scott went away for his second helping. “Don’t push yourself too hard, my prince,” you asserted to the God reading you with apprehensive eyes, “I am very easy to break.”

Loki watched you go down the corridor, his eyes never leaving you till you disappeared at the turn to the lounge and kitchen.

He looked back at his brothers standing tall in the hallway smiling at him.

“So, what would you li-”

“Did you tell her?”

“…Yes.”

“Why?”

“Because she specifically asked about it.”

“And did you apologise on my behalf considering whatever punishment deemed necessary?”

“… Yes but I-”

The door was shut in Thor’s face.

“I deserve that,” Thor whispered to himself as he walked away.

Loki: *eating the molten chocolate cake* Why would you do this to a desert? It’s disgusting *taking another bite and turns to the camera* I’ve had ten, why?

(You asked for this. Now suffer! 😂 )

E01, E02, E03, E04, E05, E06, E07, E08, E09

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[crsssie]

every day is my birthday - tim drake x reader

"Happy birthdayyyyyyyy" You sing, grinning cheek to cheek as Tim glances up from taking his shoes off, your cake on the counter as he exhales.

"I thought you forgot."

"Why, cuz I slept in this morning instead of waking up like I usually do? You had your birthday breakfast in the fridge."

"What kind of madness were you up to last night? I heard the kitchen vent on from when I left for patrol until I came back." He collapses into your arms, mumbling.

"I was cooking." You hum. "Made choco chip cookies."

"For me?"

"Yes, sweetheart. For you." You hum, running your hands through his hair. "Cake's homemade too."

"God, I need to babytrap you."

"WHAT."

"Marriage isn't enough, I need to make sure you never leave me." He mumbles, squeezing you. "Sorry, tired. The meetings today wore me out."

"I figured." You pat his head. "Ready for cake?"

"Please." He grumbles. "By the way, hate your twitter post."

You purse your lips as you laugh, holding the knife in place before you accidentally cut someone while laughing.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

[yeahspider]

luther ❄️

Spider’s note - SO ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY (finally 21 woohoo!) and i made this as a lil gift to myself . also first post of the new year are we excited ? ot8!skz x reader . just a fluffy piece of self indulgence ive decided to share . thx for enjoying ! stay happy and healthy <33

Counting the amount of candles in the cake Chan was starting to realize this was a bad idea. With so many candles, 21 to be exact, and a small cake, this was a recipe for disaster. Or at the very least a fire hazard. This reminded him he needed to check the batteries in the smoke alarm soon.

“Why does nobody in this house have a lighter?” asked a very frustrated Seungmin. Poor boy has been searching the apartment from top to bottom for ten minutes. Yet no lighter has been found

“did you try Hyunjin’s room? He has incense so he must have a way to light it,” suggested Han from his spot on the couch. Felix banned him from the kitchen after failing to help with the cake. Preferring to lick the frosting and sneak sprinkles into his mouth.

“they’ll be back from the mall any second now.” minho voiced after checking your location. Jeongin and Hyunjin have taken you on a mini shopping spree. To give the boys more time to set up and to appease their need to spoil you, seldom letting them.

Keys at the door sent the whole house into a frenzy. You weren’t supposed to return yet. Nothing was in place. Ballons still need to be blown, streamers need to be hung.

“is the cake done yet?” Changbin asked stepping into the house. Oblivious to the panic his arrival caused moments prior. Causing a collective groan to be heard from the house members . “so I’ll take that as a no then.”

“found it !” Seungmin shouted . just as Felix put the final candle in place.

“Are you guys sure they’re gonna like it?” Felix asked, letting his insecurity seep into his voice. Everything had to be perfect for you in his mind. He wouldn’t settle for anything less.

“it’s pink with sparkles I’m sure they’ll like it just fine,” Seungmin stated. Not before receiving a glare from Chan. Although he didn’t understand why. Nothing he said wasn’t true. You did like pink and sparkles.

“It’s perfect lix they’ll love it.” Chan comforted. Causing Felix to smile and clap his hands in excitement.

With the familiar sound of your keys at the door the boys ran into places as the trio returned.

You stumbled into the darkness. Confused as to why it was like that. The boys were home when you left and you all had the day off. Were they called into work? Sadness seeps into you at the thought of all your boys not being together for your birthday.

You feel Hyunjin put a hand on your back.

“turn on the lights love” he whispers in your ear.

With a flick light floods the room. Standing in front of you are all your boys with the prettiest cake you’ve ever seen.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” they all shout in unison. Lightly laughing at your shocked expression.

“Is this for me? You didn’t have to guys,” you say as joy fills your heart. Veins warming at the fact they went out of their way to surprise you.

“you know we’d do anything for you. Chan said with a kiss on your forehead. You watch as everyone gathers around the table. Cake in the center. Seungmin takes the lighter he worked hard for and lights the candles. Soon the cake is ablaze. Looking around the room at all the faces singing Happy Birthday is as hard not to smile. You were truly so happy.

“All right now make a wish.” jeongin says beside you. His hand on top of yours.

You close your eyes and make your wish. Silently of course. Taking a deep breath you exhale. Hoping you’ll be blessed with many more birthdays with your boys.

[ihateyouvulpesinculta]

hi everyone it’s my BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY !!!! i’m turning 20 yayyyyyy so here is a vulpes as a gift from me … cropped bc the other end is rather inappropriate and i don’t want to get nuked again !! miss u all dearly maybe i’ll start posting more soon <3

what an incredible gift, my accounts explicit tag got lifted 🥳🥳🥳 WE ARE SO FREE VULPES INCULTERS !!

[reallyromealone]

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY

I KNOW IM LATE BUT HERE IS YOUR BIRTHDAY FIC :D

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Ever since meeting (name), the host club had wanted to spend time more and more and Mikey was practically scratching at the door like a cat to hang out with them.

"So mitchy~ got any plans?" Mikey asked the beta excitedly as the bottle blonde worked on school work after club hours, focused "just celebrating my brother's birt--""his what?" The host club all turned to look at takemichi who absolutely regretted speaking "his birthday..."

"His birthday is coming up and you didn't tell us?!"

The entire host club looked annoyed to say the least as the Haitani brothers already were searching things on Kokos laptop, the cat eyed alpha annoyed at this "what are you guys doing?" Shinichiro asked curiously and Takemichi sighed "we were going to go to a ramen place he really likes"

(Name) was chatting with his friends as he walked off school grounds, halting when he noticed expensive S.U.Vs and everyone whispering but decided to just ignore it, wandering off home.

"(Name)!" Mikey yelled out and (name) stumbled as the short alpha clung to him, seeing the host club including his brother pile out of the cars, in casual clothes as poor Takemichi looked like he wanted to be anywhere but where.

"Happy birthday!" Ran and Rindō said with a glimmer in their eyes "oh! Thank you.." (name) was uncomfortable as everyone at schools eyes were on him and the host club practically whisked him off.

"We got you an outfit!" Koko said happily and (name) looked confused "why?"

"Because this your birthday!" He replied and (name) didn't know how to react... They said they were taking him out? Wasn't that the gift?

They took a pitstop as takemichi and (name)s place and let (name) change into his birthday outfit, Takemichi already drained by his friends.

The host club looked at (name) in awe as he stepped out in the cute outfit they picked for him.

Shinichiro watched the other hosts fondly as they dragged (name) around "let's go!"

"Where are we going?" (Name) asked confused and Draken lifted him "surprise" he snarks with a grin.

"A theme park?" (Name) was confused as he was led inside, a wristband put on him as his brother snapped a photo of his confusion "yeah! It's your birthday so let's have fun!"

(Name) let the alphas drag him around though looked nervous at how much money they were spending, the Alphas were very obviously showing their ability to care for him and the plush toys they won for him they not so secretly scented "thank you..."

Takemichi watched fondly, he knew what these idiots were doing and knew they would treat him well, they even asked him if they could bring (name) into a possible pack with them.

The entire day was spent with them doting on (name), Shinchiro leaving after the amusement park and Takemichi needing to go finish a project for class.

Did they get the nicest area at a high end Tokyo restaurant "I never been to roppongi..." (name) looked around in awe and Ran totally didn't snap a picture "hah? Really?" Draken mumbled and pulled Mikey from dragging (name) everywhere as they went into the restaurant.

(Name) looked overwhelmed at the menu so Koko ordered for him "you have a good birthday?" Rindō asked him softly, over the times they hung out with (name), the more they grew attached.

(Name) saw them at their worst.

"This dinner isn't just for your birthday we must confess" Koko said to the Omega who looked confused"we have been thinking for--"" join our pack!" Mikey said impatient and (name) looked surprised at this "you...you want me?" (Name) would be a liar if he didn't feel something for these guys but he squashed any idea of them feeling the same.

He wasn't prepared for this.

"Of course we do, why wouldn't we?" Draken raised an eyebrow at him and (name) fidgeted "do you accept?" Kokos eyes looked hopeful and (name) started crying and nodded, overwhelmed.

The following weeks were insane, between a transfer to Ouran and his new alphas practically showering him with gifts and hanging out with them as an unofficial member of the host club, it didn't feel real as he snuggled in his nest with his alphas clothes, relaxed and happy.

[sugar-omi]

my bra was literally. one of those two pronged clasps and that was it LMFAO i think saro and archie were struggling separately. bc archie’s arms simply could not reach around my heaving bosoms (not that he let that embarrass him) and saro just . Did not know how to unfasten a bra HELPME

also OMFG??? TALL HOTTIE SOLIDARITY OMG… at the rate i’m growing i’ll be 5’10 in no time so i am PRAYINGGGG you can grow too…my sister in height 🙏🏼🙏🏼

speaking of my Fat Tits. archie did not grab onto them (poor boy’s hands were too small i fear…) but his face STAYED smothered and GOLLY. i get why ppl like motorboating now

more later bc i’m going on a fancy lil dinner date with them for archie’s birthdayyyyyyyy hehehe … i’ll tell you how THAT goes too

OMG HAVE FUNNNN!!!

tbh i might be taller, because the last time i went to the doc she said i was like 5'4, 5'5 but i was that high like when i was 13 or younger? so that aint right n she knew it wasnt right but she didnt care to check again...

also archie being just a tiny lil bottle of sparkles is so cute. its too good, but of course he can't let his tiny arms keep him away from the booba!!!! yes queen!!! smother them in titties n thighs!!!!

[mcrredacted]

i want to make ray feel like the most special birthday boy in the whole world by giving him more prostate orgasms than he thought was previously possible for his body. i want to see him shaking with a little bow around the base of his cock that can be tightened or loosened if i think he's being a good boy and deserves to cum. i want him to ride my face with his hands and arms tied behind his back so he has to use his legs to stabilize himself ooooooh i would fuck him so good with my tongue before i flipped him over and made him beg to get fucked. happy birthdayyyyyyyy rayyyyyy

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[realnielsbohr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY :D

HI LOU THANK YOU!!! <333

[crystalmagpie447]

NOOOOOOOOOOO I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!! HI!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

🙌🎁🎈🎉🎂🥳🎁🎈🎉🎂🥳🙌

WHAGSHAGBHA ITS OK!!!! IHMGYSOH THE PICTURES WHAAHAGSYBHS ILOVE THESE THANK YOU SOMUCH!!!!!!!

[fvturum]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY (I think I may be late)

THANK YOU , I have no meme to compensate, but I just opened Scarvi and this shiny bundle wanted to say hi.

[truffle-chocolate]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY SUGAR

✨🫂🩷🌙🌼🌸🌱

(Don’t mind my little scribble)

I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL and I wish you the best year yet :)) you are such a wonderful amazing kind and smart person and I hope you feel special not only on your birthday, but throughout the entire year :)) LOVE YOU FRIEND

«I literally almost cried when I read the last words. Thank you very much, honey!» hands out a piece of cake in response and looks at the gift in surprise, but carefully «So you can also enjoy this morning and make a wish, heh»

«What is this?» twitches his ears with interest, looking at the box with interest

[jazz-kity]

i dont even care anymore i got so excite i thought she was gonna say that he thought his birthday was on july 18thhhh and then wed share a birthdayyyyyyyy talon i hope your 45 year old ass dies

[wilfywarfy]

🥳🎈🎂 IT'S ADAM'S BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY🎂🎈🥳

*Adam slides to Wilford, and lays on the floor.*

"Why must they torture me...?" -Adam

Wilford looks down by his feet.

"Hmm. I don't know... but hey, while you're here!"

In Wilfords hands, a small cake appears. With a pink wrapper, and pink icing.

"I heard it's your special day!"

[livelaughlovelams]

Hi random ppl-

ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY

🥳🥳🥳

♓♓♓