#it’s fine but also i’m tired 😇😇😇

[kentopedia]

i genuinely think my one wish in life is to be someone’s favorite person <33

[cindol]

Imagine Dick and reader having a similar relationship to Batman and Catwoman except there’s 100x more sexual innuendos (you can’t tell me he wouldn’t) 😇

They probably would also have a deal where they try to catch each other and the one who succeeds gets to top 😇

Anyways, bye LMAO

YES YES YES

Black fem reader x Dick Grayson

tw: dick has a rope in this, sexual content, usage of the pet name kitty,

Please let me know if I butchered dick’s character pookie 💪🏾 I’m just getting into him

Dick definitely isn’t shy about his attraction to his very own little catwoman at first. Literally when he met his own villainous lady in a very inspired cheetah print latex cat mask and cat suit to match and plump two toned lips made him feel immediate attraction.

Even with her tied up and a pout on her glossy lips a smirk was on Dick’s lip as he pulled her near him with the long end of the rope. Something about the way she spoke to him and her whole demeanor made him wanna keep her around, so he did.

And still they were playing this game of cat and mouse. Y/n always being the mouse he’s chasing after in house robbery’s or midnight bank robbery’s and ending with her up in ropes against his own chest as he held the rope.”you don’t ever get tired of this game of cat and mouse kitty?” She makes her usual smirk at him saying that.”oh and have mr. big bad glow in the dark arrest me? No thanks baby..” she leaned into his face as her hands were bound.”orange ain’t my color.”

He just scoffed chuckling and pulled her even closer with his lips nearly brushing against hers, the tight rope didn’t help to hide her boobs poking out a bit. They always found themselves in this position, with one another just so close to giving into their urges but hesitant and duty stopping it.

With a kiss of his teeth Grayson quick unravels her from the bounds of the rope. Y/n was close to running off until she saw him with a excited look in his eyes, she always knew he had something on that brain of his with that smirk and look in his eyes. Rubbing his chin it was like a imaginary lightbulb went off in his brain.”Ah… you like a challenge right kitty?” She raised a brow.”with a reward yes, you know that.”

He circled around her a few time grinning.”so how about we make a deal..whoever catches one another gets to be on top or have each other for a day? What do you say hm?” That pulled a gasp and big eye brow raise from y/n. They had always had this chemistry or sexual tension but she never expected Dick to act on those feelings. She couldn’t lie and say she didn’t admire it.

She let out a small breath of air.”fine, I’ll bite. Better give me a good fight though yeah?”

It turned out y/n didn’t put up didn’t up a good enough fight as she thought she did. The way she moaned and whimpered with her smooth brown legs sat on Dick’s strong shoulders showed that. Her entire catsuit was discarded off in the corner of where they were doing this, dick’s bedroom. There were pink scratches on his back and new half moon scratches she was making too as she sink on her claws into him moaning at the smooth slow thrust he was giving her.”please! a little faster!” She couldn’t take the teasing slow thrust, she didn’t have the patience.

Dick smiled down at her. He wasn’t use to seeing a needy expression on her usual mischievous face, the way she bit her lip and looked at him with such a needy expression made him want more of that.”be patient kitty yeah? Slow and steady wins the race.”she just whined in frustration as he continued his slow strokes. He held one of her legs a little giving her a small touch on the thigh as he did it trying to hush her whines up.”be patient with me yeah baby? Can’t rush this..” he continued his slow thrusts inside her sopping pussy and began to grow just as needy as she was for him.

His slow sensual thrusting turned to rough sloppy thrusts and low groans from his throat.”been wanting this for so long? You know that?” She just frantically shook her head as she clenched his white sheets.”mhm!” But that response wasn’t enough for Dick, he didn’t think she was really getting how obsessed he’s been for her the day he met her. How he just wanted to have her body against his, and now he did.”no no baby.. I don’t think you get how dumbfounded you have me sometimes and how damn feral I get for you sometimes.. and I’ve been so so fucking feral..” it was like he had a feral look in his eyes as every word that came out his mouth his rough thrust went up a level making more vocal moans pour from y/n’s mouth.

“t-too fast! Dick wait gonna—“ before she could call it dick made one last thrust making her cum all over his cock and wetting up the bed with her mess. Dick slid out with a smile on his lip.

“We ain’t quite done yet.”

[sadly-in-active]

Can I request a vampire reader x these specific cookies? You don't have to do all of them if it's too much!

Clotted Cream, Affogato, Prune Juice, and Sablé Cookie?

If you're able to or if you're comfy with it, can you make it seem a lil suggestive? If not that's completely fine and I'm sorry for bothering you-

I just really love your writing :(

OMG YES ABSOLUTELY (I can only do suggestive with Affogato and Clotted Cream sorry 😞 and no guys this isn’t the Vampire Cookie we all know)

AND I’M SO SORRY BUT I’M TOO TIRED TO DO PRUNE JUICE’S ONE :(

Clotted Cream, Affogato, and Sablé Cookie x Vampiric Reader

Summary: It seems that you’ve arranged a deal with a few select individuals. As a vampire, you can’t help but yearn to taste the delectable blood strawberry jam within those feeble cookies. You drink their blood on certain nights, and they can do whatever else with you as their part of the deal. Whether that be asking you questions and gaining knowledge, or more…personal things. Well, let’s just see how this goes! 🤭

TW: Well…vampires. And blood, plus some other random shenanigans. I’m gonna say blood for this set because I feel lazy tryna say strawberry jam

ALSO PRETTY SUGGESTIVE FOR CLOTTED CREAM AND AFFOGATO JUST A BIG WARNING FOR THAT. Expect a bit of whimpering. A lot. A lot of whimpering. More for Affogato cause he a whiny bitch <3

Clotted Cream Cookie

When you first encounter the poor Consul, it was after a late night of getting berated by his father, Custard Cookie, as well as dealing with documents that would…“Create a better and brighter future for the Republic.” Of course, this was all about the Higher City and new improvements to increase everyone’s wealth and whatnot. Unfortunately, the Lower City never even got a chance to be heard or mentioned. As if it were just…a speck of dust in someone’s shiny new cloak.

So, Clotted Cream was sitting at his desk, looking like he was about to faint at any moment from sleepiness. That is, until he felt a cold, death-kissed hand touching his shoulder, and crimson eyes that stared down at his form with a sweet, fang-filled grin.

“Ah…aha~ slow..down there…you’re going to drain my entire…ngh..being..”

The Consul had whispered in a breathy tone, trying to keep his grip on your hair while you sat on his lap, drinking up his oh-so warm and sweet blood.

It had been several weeks since your first meeting with him. Since then, the two of you exchanged a deal. You drained him of his blood, then patched him up so he could have a time to actually rest and get his stress out. However, this arrangement became…quite complicated.

He had to force himself to stay quiet, otherwise a maid might overhear and think that there was much more going on…even worse if it was a maid who gossips..

Clotted Cream let out another whisper, this time cursing to the Divines as he pulled your hair back, staring at your teeth, stained with his blood. Hell, he could’ve assumed that you just decided to drink too much wine and that you were drunk. Yet, that was not the case. With a little grumble, he allowed your fangs to pierce his sensitive neck once more, the feeling of your tongue lapping up his blood making him feel waves of emotions he couldn’t escape nor explain.

“You’re lucky…I don’t usually let…d- demons..into my lap..”

You merely looked at him and smiled softly, pressing your bloodstained lips to his own, in which he responded by pulling you closer to his lap and moving one of his hands to the small of your back.

Well, it seems that he’s up for something more then just a bit of biting, don’t you think? 😇

Affogato Cookie

He met you one night while walking in the halls of the Citadel. He could immediately tell by the scarlet in your eyes and the fangs you bared at him in every smile you gave. You were definitely a creature of mystery, but also one of power. Well, he could always get more of that, so why not make an alliance with a vampire? After all, a new powerful puppet in his grasp would be wonderful, would it not?

However, Affogato soon realized that you weren’t happy on settling with mere scraps while you helped him, so some fun revenge was your best option. Your deal with him was much like Clotted Cream’s one: You drank his blood, but this time, Affogato would use you as a pretty little weapon to help take over the throne.

“Oh…~ y/n, please, agh..it’s too much..you’re draining me completely~”

The Royal Advisor whimpered softly while you pinned him down on the table in his room, not bothering to check if any stray droplets of his delightful blood stained the papers he was working on moments ago. You know, for someone as cunning and intelligent as he was, you couldn’t help but notice how…soft and pathetic he looked while getting the rough treatment.

You took a fistful of his hair and he let out a pleading and breathy moan, his body shuddering as you used your other hand to keep him steady, his neck exposed just for you. Affogato could feel your tongue flick out, the appendage trailing from behind his neck to closer by his chest, and he was practically shivering in both fear and pleasure. He could hear you let out a pleased hum, before your teeth sunk into his already soft and tender flesh, the blood trickling down as you created a second bite.

I do want him bent over and whimpering for me thank you, thank you. /j

Sablé Cookie

(I hc her as being in her early 40’s or late 30’s, making her the youngest Elder there)

Our dearest Sablé met you once while on a midnight stroll, stopping by one of the glorious fountains to admire its shimmering waters under the pale moonlight. It was by a stroke of…well, she wouldn’t call it luck. Or misfortune… But you? You were looking for a new victim. Another life to drain, more blood to spill.

But how could you bloody a body as soft and beautiful as that? Her smile graced the reflection of the fountains, while you merely stared back with a numb and confused gaze. And her voice…she sounded like there was a harmony in every word she spoke, even if she was just infodumping on a new piece of art she planned to work on. It almost felt criminal to you, planning to kill someone so gentle and graceful. Your hunger was stopped abruptly as you considered your options. To either kill, or to…prolong your interactions with her.

“Oh, y/n, dearest…perhaps I might make a new set of paintings, dedicated to this..moment.”

She had whispered to you as you sunk your fangs into her collarbone area, then her shoulder, then finally settling on her neck. You could really be teasing her, or testing which areas would be the best. After your little encounter with Sablé, she had decided to strike a small deal with you. She had been dealing with quite the lack of creativity. She needed something to give her that spark. And so she decided to enlist your help. You drain her blood out, and she’ll try to get ideas from it all.

Currently, she was laying on her bed, your cold body in her arms as you lapped up the blood droplets eagerly. Seeing her face contort into pain, yet she powered through it to please you… now that was something you liked a LOT about her.

Your cold fingers intertwined with her warmer ones, holding her close as you pressed your frigid lips against her collarbone. The blood on your lips acting as a lipstick, staining her glorious body.

Well, she definitely had some ideas on what to paint or sculpt…perhaps you’d like to be her new muse?

GUYS I LOVE SABLÉ COOKIE SO MUCH SHE’S THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE AND I WANNA KISS HER SO BAD WHY CAN’T SHE BE REAL FOR HOLY MOLY SAKE

[aernx]

꒰ 💭 ꒱ OH, NIKI YOU’RE SO FINE! ˖ ⌨︎ ⁩◞❪니키❫

— 23 ! like she played me

ærin’s extra : telling u guys that this rn is js a mini angst b4 we go to the real climax >0<

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The walk to the parking lot was silent. Pure white clouds staining the clear skies like cotton on fabric as the sun had longed reached its peak. After a long day of school and practice, Riki longed for the touch of his soft, plush mattress, as he practically dragged himself to get to his car.

But his steps went into a halt as he remembered that he promised to give Sunoo a ride home after his archery practice. Good thing the archery field was right beside the parking lot or else Riki was sure that his legs where about to give in any moment. Screw Heeseung for instructing the team to run 20 laps.

It wasn’t long until he reached the said field. The boy peaked his head through the gates in search a familiar face as his eyes scanned the parameters.

Where the hell is that boy?

After few minutes of scanning and still no signs of Sunoo, Riki took steps forward, heading inside the field for a deeper search.

As he went inside, a peculiar sight of two people seem to have robbed his attention as his mission to search for the sunshine had long disappeared.

There it was, from a distance he can see you with a guy he’s never seen, but somehow familiar with. Riki watched as the guy single-handedly fixed your posture before giving you a sign to shoot your arrow. He saw as the arrow pierced right in the center of the target, marking it with a bullseye.

You jumped in excitement as you saw your successful shot. With his gaze struck to your happy expression, the boy can feel a smile slowly creeping in his features.

Then it clicked. That was the same guy in your recent tweets. His smile slowly faded as he saw that guy, Leno?? congratulated you and patted your head—proud to see your progress—while you just swatted his hand jokingly in response.

They’re just friends. Are they?

Watching the two tease each other from a distance was hard to watch. Feeling dejected, Riki turned his back from the fleeting scene ahead of him, continuing his search to locate his friend only to bump into someone in the process.

“Watch where you’re going.” That someone clicked his tongue.

“Sorry man.” Niki apologized, feeling sorry for not being watchful of his surroundings.

There was an awkward silence that lingered for a moment. “I see you eyeing Yn just now.” The unfamiliar guy chuckled with an emotion he could not place. Confused, Riki scrunched his eyebrows.

“You better stay away from her.” The guy continued, “She’ll play you, just like she played me.” With one last look the mysterious guy exited the field, leaving a dazed and confused Niki alone amidst the field of archers.

Who was that guy? Was he one of the archers too?

Riki’s heart jumped when he felt a hand placed in his shoulder. Quickly turning his head, he was met with a tired Sunoo, who looked as if he wanted to pass out any moment. “You’re here already?”

The boy sighed in response. The image he saw earlier was still freshly imprinted on his mind. He glimpsed back to your direction, seeing you and that Leno guy laughing over something that probably wasn’t even thar funny. At that, the words from the stranger seem to resurface.

She’ll play you, just like she played me. What did he mean by that?

“Earth to Riki? Hello? Niki?” Sunoo began to shake his friend. Niki shrugged away his friend’s hand gently before exiting the gates. “Let’s just go, Sunnie.”

Sunoo looked at his friend, concern laced upon his dark pupils. He felt like something wasn’t right and he was sure of it. So he took a mental note to ask about it later.

OH, NIKI YOU’RE SO FINE! — CHP TWENTY-THREE

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Chance - Chapter 7

Word count: 1.6k

Genre: Fluffy, a bit of harassment not from a main character but to a main character

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Dearest readers, I’m excited to announce not one but two engagements that happened last night. That of Miss Daphne Bridgerton to the Duke of Hastings and Miss (Y/n) (L/n) to Prince Friedrich of Prussia. Let’s congratulate the two happy couples. 

-Lady Whistledown

The Queen had insisted on making all their wedding plans once she’d heard about the engagement, as she wanted it to be the biggest event of the season. It took a lot of convincing but they also managed to convince her to let them have a longer engagement with claims that she’d want time to prepare everything. 

It had been two weeks since their engagement was announced, and (Y/n) had been spending more time at the castle at Queen Charlotte's request. However, even with the extra time in the castle (Y/n) and Friedrich had hardly seen each other and not for lack of trying. But each time they met up one of them would be quickly dragged away from the other, for fittings and any reason someone could think of. 

That’s how she ended up here, in her gown fitting, the Queen didn’t want anyone else to see the gown before the wedding. As happy as she was to marry Friedrich she felt like the wedding was no longer about them. 

Speaking of Friedrich, from the room she was in she could see him out in the gardens practicing fencing. A small smile formed as she watched him. She didn’t hear anything the Queen, her mother, or the Modeste said. 

Truly she couldn’t wait to just be alone for a few minutes so when she saw the three older women leave the room for a moment she seized the opportunity to finally be alone and quickly changed back into her normal dress hastily fastening the back. 

She popped her head out the door to make sure no one was close by to stop her and she went to find any place that could offer her some time to think. She found the library, she remembered Friedrich had mentioned it was his favorite place as no one really came here. Walking inside she looked around to make sure there was no one else present before making herself comfortable as far from the doors as she could manage. 

Friedrich grew tired of his fencing lesson, and as soon as it was over he wanted to see his fiancée. Maybe he could steal her away from his aunt for a while so they could have tea or even just sit together for more than five minutes. He was planning to change and then search for his fiancée. 

He hadn’t expected to see her so quickly, as he watched her enter the library. He chuckled a bit and decided to change out of his fencing clothes and join her. Once he’d returned it took him a moment to find her. But once he’d heard her soft giggles it was easy. He found her flipping through a book with her back turned to him and he noticed a few buttons on her dress were open or not matched up correctly. 

He blushed a bit and cleared his throat, “And what do you think you’re doing, Schatz,” He asked her. She jumped slightly not having heard anyone enter and turned to him. 

“Oh Friedrich, it's just you,” she smiled and looked at him. 

He walked over to her and gently turned her around to fix the buttons of her dress, “What are you reading?” He asked, trying to take his mind off what he was doing. 

“A romance novel,” She smiled at him and turned back to him when he finished. 

“Where did you come from in such a hurry?” He asked, referring to the buttons he’d just fixed. 

“My dress fitting,” She looked away from him. 

“Is everything okay?” He asked. 

“Fine, it's just all starting to get too overwhelming,” she sighed, he looked at her and led her to the couch to sit down. 

“… are you having second thoughts about marrying me?” He asked, the only thing he wanted was to make sure she was happy. Even if it broke his heart as long as she was happy he could be too. 

“What? No, that’s the only part in this I am absolutely sure about,” She turned to him and held his face in her hands. He leaned into her touch and kissed her palm.

“I’m glad,” he smiled at her making her smile as well.

“I’m also just disappointed I don’t get to see you as much either,” “As am I,” He wanted to hold her but held himself back. “But we’re together now,” He smiled. 

“True,” She said. 

“I say we make the most of this,” He chuckled. “How so?” She looked up at him. 

“We can read together,” He took her book from her lap. She rested her head on his shoulder. Friedrich opened the book and started reading it outloud for the both of them. 

That night when (Y/n) went home she couldn’t be happier after their meeting. They spent a few hours together that way. She walked into her room and laid on her bed and sighed happily.

After their rendezvous, they still didn’t get to see each other as much as they’d hoped but it had been slightly more. Until the Queen’s Luncheon, where they were practically glued to each other's sides. They were holding each other's hands, and speaking with the members of the Ton. (Y/n) couldn’t shake the feeling of being stared at, when glancing around she did notice several pairs of eyes on her and chalked it up to just that. She was standing with Friedrich when she noticed Daphne and the other Bridgertons enter. She excused herself from Friedrich for a moment to go greet her best friend. “Daph,” She smiled and walked over to the new duchess. 

“(Y/n),” Daphne hugged her. 

“How was your honeymoon?” She asked. “Cut a bit short…” She rubbed her neck. “But don’t worry it's okay,” 

Queen Charalete walked up to the two girls with all her ladies. “Tell me, Duchess are you yet with child?” She noticed the blush on daphne’s face and she was about to respond. “We’ve been dedicating much effort to the cause,” She heard the duke say from behind them. “And we hope to soon see our Queen satisfied,” He bowed to her. “Excellent, I have a hundred guineas wagered on a Hastings heir to be born in the next year,”

Daphne quickly excused herself from the group leaving (Y/n) confused as to what just happened. 

“So, soon-to-be Princess,” she heard Benedict say next to her. “Soon,” she laughed a bit, “Now where’s your future wife?” she asked him. “Haven’t found her yet,” he shrugged. 

“Might need to get a move on, she won't wait forever you know,” she nudged him with a smile. “Now, I should find my fiance again before I don’t get to see him for god knows how long.” She walked around the garden being stopped by several people who congratulated her, she thanked each one but didn’t make small talk as was looking for Friedrich. 

“Miss (L/n),” she heard her name called and turned to see Lord Jameson. “Lord Jameson to what do I owe the pleasure…” she looked at him, she hadn’t spoken to him since the ball where she had been engaged to Friedrich, and he hadn’t seemed very happy at that ball especially after she told him she wouldn’t marry him.

“Did you receive my bouquet?” He asked with a smile. 

“What bouquet…?” She raised her brow. 

“The jonquil and yellow carnations,” She remembered the flowers that had no note, she never asked Friedrich about them but now it made sense everything Friedrich sent was always sent with a signed note.

“Oh, yes, they were beautiful,” She offered him a polite smile trying not to offend him. “Well, I should probably find my fiancée, the prince,” She attempted to walk away from him, when he reached out and grabbed her arm. 

“Wait, I never got to congratulate you, after I heard the news of your engagement,” she took a quick glance around to make sure she was still seen by most of the guests. A few people could see them but they were at the edge of the garden. 

“Yes, thank you,” she nodded and wanted to make a quick exit and get out of this situation. 

“He’s certainly a lucky man, and it was almost me,” He chuckled. His hold on her arm began to tighten.  

“Let go, you’re hurting me.” She ripped her arm from his grip and backed away from him. He took a step forward, “I will scream if you don’t leave now,” 

“Miss (L/n) this isn’t over,” she turned her back and walked away from him to rejoin the party. 

It had been almost twenty minutes since (Y/n) excused herself to talk to Daphne, and she hadn’t returned. Friedrich looked and noticed she was no longer with Daphne or any of the other bridgertons for that matter. He excused himself from the Lord he had been speaking with to find his fiancée. 

He figured she must have joined his aunt or her parents. Noticing they were all sitting together and she wasn’t in sight. Strange he thought, but still intended on trying to find her.  That’s when he finally spotted her making her way through the crowd. 

“(Y/n),” He said softly. 

“Friedrich,” she said and walked over to him, “I’ve been looking for you,” 

“So have I, when I saw you weren’t with the Duchess or our families I got worried,” 

“Sorry…” She said not meeting his eyes.

“Schatz, is everything okay?” He asked, taking both her hands. She didn’t know if she should tell him or not.

“I… I’m not,” That’s when she finally told him everything, from being told she would have married Lord Jameson, what happened at the ball, and all the way to what just happened.

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[quicksilverster]

[😇] crashing ❈ yoon jeonghan

⋆⑅˚₊✎ prompt(s): crashing by illenium, bahari

⋆⑅˚₊✎ genres: a whole lotta fluff, a bit of angst, acquaintances-to-lovers!au, college!au, roommate!au.

⋆⑅˚₊✎ description: Five times Jeonghan crashes at Yejin’s apartment, and the one time she crashes at his.

⋆⑅˚₊✎ warning(s): mentions of alcohol

⋆⑅˚₊✎ pairing(s): yoon jeonghan x kang yejin

⋆⑅˚₊✎ word count: 3.4k words

⋆⑅˚₊✎ a/n: A fic I turned into a short story and into a fic again because I recently got back into SEVENTEEN. This is old, 2021-early 2022 writing, but I’m going to post it anyway because it wasn’t that bad (IMO) + I like this story. (i also apologize for the banner quality cuz it's been literal years since i made one for a kpop dude)

one.

The first time Jeonghan crashed at her place, Yejin was alone in her apartment, working on her essay.

Her roommate Aera wasn’t home; she was at a party or club somewhere, getting drunk and dancing her limbs off. Yejin could practically see her limping the next morning, the product of a crushed foot. She was alone in her room, sipping from a mug of warm tea as she added words in Times New Romans font onto her document. The only source of light in the room made its presence known through the glaring screen in front of her, illuminating her worn face. Melodies from her Spotify window and the clacking noise from her fingers drumming the keys were the only sounds in the room, accompanied by Yejin’s tired breathing. She leaned against the back of her chair with exhaustion, her brain fried like a skillet.

Yejin was jolted out of her reverie when the sharp rapping of knuckles against her front door resonated into her ears. Aera usually arrived home after 2 a.m. during one of these crazy social events, meaning the person at the door could not be her. The knocks were rather composed, too, given by one with a sober mind. Begrudgingly peeling her eyes away from the screen, Yejin slid her arctic feet into her fluffy slippers and headed to the front door. Gripping the door handle tightly, she swung it open to meet a familiar face, a smile frozen across his face as a result of the wintry atmosphere outside.

“It’s 11 p.m., why are you still awake?” Jeonghan bustled into the apartment chattering like a mother hen. He scrutinized her fluffy lavender pajamas and wide eyes behind her glinting spectacles. “I understand that you have work and stuff, but sleep is important as well.”

Yejin blinked blankly, watching Jeonghan tut over her apartment with a watchful eye, and dropped an overnight bag on her couch. “Um,” she managed after a few flummoxed seconds. “Uh, what are you doing here?”

“Aera sent me here,” he shrugged, carding his messy locks back. “She wanted me to make sure you’re doing your essay diligently instead of scrolling through Instagram or whatnot.”

“So you’re sleeping over?” Yejin raised a doubtful eyebrow.

Jeonghan scratched the back of his head. “Well, Aera said she might not be back until tomorrow morning, so she wants me to keep you company.”

Aera was currently dating Jeonghan’s best friend and roommate Seungcheol, so she was well acquainted with the young man in front of her. However, that didn’t mean she was entirely comfortable with the idea of him sleeping over in her apartment.

Jeonghan seemed to comprehend Yejin’s indecisive expression, for he placed his hands in the air. “I won’t do anything suspicious, I promise. Aera just doesn’t want you to be alone here.”

“Okay,” Yejin said, slipping her earbud into her ear as she continued her assignment. “Make yourself at home, I guess.”

Jeonghan grinned a broad, boyish smile, before plopping onto the couch and pulling his phone out to play a mobile game. Within a few minutes, he had fallen asleep. His snores accompanied the already existing sounds in the room.

Yejin eyed him from her workstation, her lips punctured as she wondered what her roommate was up to.

two.

“I’m perfectly fine being by myself,” Yejin said with as much patience (which isn’t much) as she could summon from the inner depths of her heart. However, her roommate was making it particularly difficult to be nice.

“I told you a hundred times, you need human interaction!” Aera said as she shoved her feet into a pair of heels, ready for yet another party.

“Easy for you to say, you social butterfly.”

Aera grinned proudly at the nickname she was bestowed with. “Thank you!” She said, bowing for extra effect.

Yejin fought the urge to roll her eyes. “Jeonghan hardly counts as human interaction.” She poked the yogurt cup in her hand with her spoon, denting the fragile base of the plastic. “Whenever he comes here, he only lounges over our couch, steals our snacks, and plays with his phone.”

“It’d be nice if you both become friends.”

“Doesn’t Jeonghan have a girlfriend? Are you sure it’s wise for him to be here?”

Aera fidgeted in the spot, her eyes ricocheting from the door and to her roommate. “If you put it like that, probably not.”

“You just want me to interact with him because he’s your boyfriend’s roommate.”

“And he’s a nice person, and you need his company,” Aera added hurriedly. “Now can I go? I’m going to be late.”

“Fine,” Yejin said. Aera bolted as soon as the words left her roommate’s mouth. Yejin shook her head almost endearingly as the front door slammed shut.

Half an hour later, Jeonghan materialized in her doorway with a messy hairdo and a plastic bag filled with boxes of food. The former was the result of the displeased weather outside, but Yejin couldn’t think of a special occasion that would warrant takeout.

“I heard you have an exam coming up,” Jeonghan placed the plastic bag down in front of her laptop, the smell of it tantalizing Yejin’s stomach to growl. “So I got you this.”

Yejin eyed the plastic bag, her fingers tingling to reach out and devour whatever was inside in a single gulp. She glanced upward and stared into Jeonghan’s eyes. It was difficult to maintain contact; his eyes were obsidian in color, as dark as black holes. If Yejin stared for too long, she’d get sucked in.

“What are you getting out of this?” Yejin asked as politely as she could, though a trained ear could detect the venom hiding within.

Jeonghan leaned in, his disorganized chestnut side-swept hair falling over his eyes. He fixed the navy blue backpack strap hanging from the side of his shoulder as he bent down to stare into her eyes. Yejin held her breath, intimidated by the sudden change of atmosphere.

“Your friendship,” Jeonghan ended cheekily, a boyish smile curling on the corners of his lips.

“Ha,” Yejin muttered weakly, running her hand through her long hair.

“You’re a very smart student, Yejin,” Jeonghan reached out to fidget with her laptop screen, pushing it close before pulling it up again before it could involuntarily shut down. “But it’s okay to take a break sometimes, you know. When you’re done with that assignment of yours, let’s play Monopoly.”

“Monopoly?” Yejin frowned. “We don’t have Monopoly here.”

“I noticed,” Jeonghan commented in a pained tone. “How can you not have a Monopoly board in this apartment? You and Aera are disappointments. Here,” he dropped his backpack on the floor and pulled out a Monopoly board.

Yejin raised a brow. “You brought a whole Monopoly board with you?”

“Yes, for this very special occasion,” Jeonghan said proudly. “Eat your food, and then tell me when you’re finished with your work. I’ll wait for you.”

Despite her protests, Yejin’s heart fluttered a little at his words.

“Okay,” she mumbled.

Jeonghan smiled and threw his body over the couch, unaware that he left a certain girl’s heart hammering violently against her sternum.

three.

A knock dragged Yejin’s attention away from her book and towards the door. Setting the paperback page down on the coffee table, Yejin stretched her sore back as her guest knocked on her door again.

“Coming,” she said, peeking through the eyehole to check. Her eyes widened a little when she recognized the mop of brown hair and swung the door wide open without hesitation. Jeonghan fell forward like a piece of domino, but luckily, Yejin caught his shoulders before he could collide with the ground.

“Get up, you’re heavy,” Yejin inhaled, catching a whiff of alcohol. She coughed, startled. “Oh, crap. Have you been drinking?”

“It was Aera,” he mumbled, his legs flailing behind him. He groaned as his palm flew to his temple. Yejin laid him gently on the couch and rummaged through her drawers for painkillers.

“What were you doing with Aera?” Yejin asked as she placed a glass of water and some tablets on the coffee table. She peered down at Jeonghan’s head from the side of the couch as his body took up the rest of the comfy furniture. From her vantage point, she could see the elegant curves and slopes that made up Jeonghan’s face. He was, indeed, handsome. She threw her gaze away in case he saw her staring, but he was too drunk to care.

“Some party,” Jeonghan said, his voice so soft that Yejin had to guess what he said through his closed lips. He had an arm over his eyes, and his voice sounded strained. Yejin raised an eyebrow.

“Okay,” she pulled at his arm to get him to sit up. “Come on, you need to drink this.”

“I don’t have a headache yet,” his words were slurred as Yejin attempted to yank him to his feet.

“You look like you have a headache. Trust me, Aera’s my roommate.”

“Can I confess something?” Jeonghan swiftly rolled over onto his stomach as he shot Yejin a smile. Or a smirk, more like, judging from the lopsided curve on the right side of his mouth.

“Okay?” Yejin gulped, feeling her cheeks pinking at the casual smile he offered.

“I actually like you,” he laughed, a bubbly note ringing through the silent air of the apartment.

Yejin froze. “What?”

“It was two years ago. I saw you at orientation and developed a crush on you. Surprising, eh? And I only saw you once but I fell deep. In love, I mean. I forgot about you, sort of, when I didn’t see you again for a very long time. And then a few months ago I saw you in the library and learned you were my roommate’s girlfriend’s roommate. You can imagine my shock.”

“Jeonghan, you have a girlfriend,” Yejin reminded him, feeling a stinging in her eye sockets.

“Yeah, I know,” Jeonghan laughed, his eyelids closing halfway through. “Funny. If only I went out more, socialized more, you know. Maybe I would’ve met you. Maybe I would’ve been dating you right now.”

“You sound so confident,” Yejin said, reaching out to press her palm against Jeonghan’s cheek. Just this once. One time, then I’m never going to do this again.

“I mean, maybe. I don’t know,” Jeonghan leaned into her hand and his lips brushed the heel of her palm. Her breath hitched and she swallowed. “Do you like me?”

Yejin grimaced, her lips embracing her teeth. “I don’t know.”

Jeonghan kept his firm gaze on her eyes, but she looked away within seconds. A sigh escaped his mouth and he leaned against the couch.

“Of course, you don’t.” He peeled Yejin’s hand from his cheek. “I’m sorry for coming here.”

“It’s alright,” Yejin said, running her fingers through his hair. “I don’t mind at all.”

“I really like you,” Jeonghan repeated, his voice fading into a soft laugh. “I just…”

A snore left his throat, and a tear escaped her eyelids.

four.

“I want you to be gentle with Jeonghan,” Aera said as she shoved her heels into her shoes.

“What do you mean?” Yejin asked as soon as she pulled the pen from between her teeth. Normally, she’d tuck the piece of stationary behind her ear, but that space was currently occupied by her black-rimmed glasses.

“Something happened,” Aera answered vaguely, averting her gaze from Yejin’s scrutiny.

“To him?”

“You’ll see for yourself.”

When Jeonghan came along, Yejin immediately understood what Aera meant. His fluffy swept hair was even more disgruntled than usual, vaguely reminding Yejin of a thornbush. There were dark circles under his eyes that were almost the shade of his onyx eyes and his lips were chapped and scarlet in some places, but Yejin glanced away before he could catch her staring. Despite how exhausted he looked, he still managed to smile at her.

“I’ve never seen you wear glasses before,” he said.

Yejin tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, swallowing nervously. “Yeah, well, I usually prefer my lenses.”

Jeonghan exhaled, a rough, guttural sound that shattered Yejin’s glass heart into a thousand fragments. “I broke up with Stacey.”

“Oh,” Yejin closed her eyes, squeezing them tightly. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s okay,” Jeonghan laughed, an empty sound that undulated as he flopped face-first onto the couch. “I’m sorry about last time and for… for being here. I don’t know who else to go to.”

Yejin pursed her lips, wondering if Jeonghan still remembered his confession. Did he remember that he told her he liked her? Did he remember how she placed her palm on his cheek? Did he remember the sound of her heartbeat and the warm emotions thumping in rhythm with her blood?

“Do you want a hug?” she asked, surprising herself.

Jeonghan watched her, a small smile materializing on his face. “Yeah. I’d like that.”

Yejin accompanied Jeonghan on the couch and allowed him to sink his head into the dip of her shoulder. They stayed that way for a while as Yejin allowed Jeonghan to take the warm comfort she offered him.

“I saw her,” he mumbled into the collar of Yejin’s sweater, “with another guy. It’s only been a week since we broke up and there she is. Dating again.”

“Maybe… that’s her way of recovering?” Yejin asked meekly.

“Maybe,” Jeonghan exhaled and Yejin could feel his breath on her neck. “But it still hurts so much, you know.”

“Yeah,” Yejin stared out at the dark sky. “I know.”

“Can I…” Jeonghan shifted to a more comfortable position, keeping his head on Yejin’s shoulder and his arms around her torso. “Can I stay here tonight?”

“Sure.” Yejin pulled away to grab a cushion on the floor and positioned it under Jeonghan’s head. “Not a problem at all.”

Jeonghan looped his fingers through Yejin’s hand, and she didn’t pull away. Instead, she rested her head against the couch and watched his chest rise and fall.

five.

“What’s he doing here?” Aera frowned.

“No, the question is, why are you still here?” Yejin responded.

“I live here!” Aera threw her hands into the air incredulously.

“She’s kicking you out,” Jeonghan snickered. “She wants full ownership of the apartment and the cat and the refrigerator full of your delicious food.”

“We don’t have a cat.”

“He’s the cat,” Yejin jabbed her finger in Jeonghan's direction.

“Ouch,” Jeonghan used his hand that wasn’t occupied with holding a yogurt cup to slam the right side of his chest. “That smarts, Yejin.”

Even the way he said her name made her stomach soar.

“It’s true!” She argued, hoping that her cheeks remained their normal hue. “All you do here is sleep and eat our food. Just like a cat.”

“I meant,” Aera began, flapping the air when Jeonghan opened his mouth to argue, “that I haven’t even left and yet you’re already here. You usually come after I’m gone.”

“We’re having a movie marathon today,” Yejin said. “We’re binging the Larry Hatter movies.”

“Ah, that’s a classic. Have fun, you two.”

“Do you have the popcorn?” Yejin asked as the front door slammed shut.

Jeonghan snorted. “Of course I brought the popcorn. And the candy. What’s a movie marathon without candy?” He grabbed the tubs of popcorn and the colorful plastic bag and plopped onto the couch next to Yejin with a huff.

Larry Hatter and the Thaumaturge’s Rock flashed across the screen in front of them, but Yejin could only focus on the side of Jeonghan’s face. She watched the colors dance over the soft angles of his cheeks, garnering a blush on Yejin’s cheeks. Suddenly, he was watching her, but she didn’t look away.

“Is my face much more interesting than the movie?” Jeonghan laughed, a smirk dancing over his lips. Yejin fought the urge to slap it off his face.

“Why do you like coming over here?” Yejin answered with a question, her head slightly tilted to the side.

Jeonghan paused, watching her as Persephone scolded Roland for pronouncing a spell wrong on screen. Yejin watched the emotions swirl behind his irises, unable to discern any of them.

“Because you’re here,” he said.

Yejin nodded, trying not to smile at the vague answer. “Mhm.”

“Don’t make fun of me.”

“I’m not making fun of you.”

“You’re smiling,” he poked her cheek and Yejin fought the urge to lean into his hand.

Remember, he just got out of a relationship. Don’t do this to him.

“So what, you’ve taken away my right to smile now?” Yejin huffed.

“No,” Jeonghan assured, throwing his head back in a laugh. “It’s just that I can’t control myself when you smile.”

Breathe.

“Okay,” Yejin shrugged. She tightened her grip on her bowl of popcorn and kept a steel gaze on the movie, making sure to ignore Jeonghan’s stares and his hands.

+ one.

One bad thing kept happening after the other.

Earlier that day, someone knocked into Yejin while she was going up the stairs and she fell, scraping her knees against the pavement. They burned like an inferno and Yejin had to bite her lip to prevent herself from crying. The person who shoved her didn’t even spare a second glance her way; she walked home limping. When she arrived home, she checked her phone and discovered that she attained a superbly low grade for one of her essays. She also received a message from one of her friends that his dog ripped apart a book that she lent him. To make matters worse, it was one of her favorite books; a book her mother had given her on her fifteenth birthday.

It was too much for Yejin to handle.

Aera wasn’t home—where was comfort when you needed it—and no one from her family was picking up. Yejin’s face was buried deep into her right palm as another hand pressed her phone against her ear.

Please, Yejin thought as the phone continued to ring in her ear.

“Hello?”

Yejin’s balloon heart sagged in relief.

“Hi,” she swallowed. “Can I come over?”

Jeonghan’s response was immediate. “Yes.”

That was how Yejin found herself in Jeonghan’s apartment, snuggled against him on the couch with a warm mug of hot chocolate. He was playing a game on his PS5, but his arms were around Yejin like a large, comfy teddy bear. She leaned against his chest, hearing his heartbeat in sync with hers.

“Thanks,” she mumbled to him, and she could feel his heart pump faster.

“Any time,” he answered, pulling her closer to his chest.

Yejin continued to watch the characters and graphics flash across the screen. She sipped her hot chocolate as she placed her hands on one of Jeonghan’s hands, momentarily distracting him from his game. He recovered quickly and twisted his thumb so that he was caressing her palm.

“Jeonghan?”

He hummed in response.

“I think I like you.”

Jeonghan froze and his character died. He turned to her, ignoring the flashing message on the screen that spelled GAME OVER in red capital letters.

“You think?” he asked, voice cracking at the end.

Yejin shook her head quickly. “No, no. Not think. I do like you.”

She squirmed nervously; he was still at a loss for words. She vaguely watched his throat gulp as he swallowed.

“Really?” he asked, his voice raw and vulnerable.

Yejin understood why he was so hesitant. He had recently gotten out of a relationship—he didn’t know if he was ready to give his heart to someone else after losing it not too long ago.

“You don’t have to give me an answer right now,” Yejin assured, squeezing his wrist. “I’ll wait—”

“Yejin.”

Yejin glanced at Jeonghan’s serious expression; his jawline is firm and stiff and his eyebrows are slightly wrinkled. He stared at her for a while, deep in thought, before he leaned in to kiss her.

Her eyes fluttered shut in response. Jeonghan’s lips were slightly chapped but soft and gentle. She was frozen for a while, her mind unable to process what was happening at first. Then Jeonghan pulled away, and she grabbed his collar to pull him into her.

“Yejin,” Jeonghan said breathlessly, his hair tousled as he held Yejin in his arms. “I don’t want you to think I’m only using you as a rebound; I like you, from the bottom of my heart. Can I be your boyfriend?”

Yejin laughed at the innocent question and reached up to tuck one of his curls behind his ear. She leaned up to peck him again.

“Yes.”

© silver newton┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。

[fireandiceland]

you mentioned in the tags that you like austrias portrayal, any particular reason why? i ask with best intentions possible since i always look forward to his canon appearances and i’m really curious how an austrian feels about him. that’s if you’re up for it though lol.

Hey, it’s completely fine to ask this. I think I’ve gotten asks about how I feel about him as a character before lol

First of all I think aph Austria aka Roderich really captures that mentality of always complaining before thinking further. I don’t know why but we don’t just accept something, there needs to be complaining first and then there’s a high chance it will be accepted without any or only minor changes. But agreeing to something without calling it unnecessary and or giving in without questioning the purpose behind it all (even if there’s no actual explanation desired) is something I can easily identify with as an Austrian. 😅

It’s canon that Roderich’s state of health is party dependent on how Germany (I think mostly his economy) is doing. I’m not sure I’m how far that transfers to real life, I guess as an EU member we’re kinda dependent on the strength of every other member, but what is true is that Austria often seems to see what Germany is doing before doing it ourselves. Like the Pfandsystem for plastic bottles and cans. This is also the reason why we’re still waiting what our government is going to do when Germany legalises marijuana cause now they say no we won’t do that but we know how it was with other things lol 👀

Back to the topic: cake! Austria is seen enjoying cake quite a few times in the manga and in the anime too! My family often has cake in the afternoon when guests are over or sometimes even for breakfast on weekends when there’s some leftovers from a party or whatever. Having a piece of afternoon cake with a cup of coffee or tea is something very casual to me, like we do it so often it’s not for special occasions. It can be a random Tuesday and my grandma has a Sachertorte at the ready 😇

Also that thing about walking slowly 😩 as someone who has inhabited the Gay Walk (ya know that thing where people in the lgbt+ community are said to walk fast for some reason) I am suffering in big crowds cause people are so fucking slow. But adding onto this I think especially in the mountains people have a high endurance, going hiking or just walking longer distances so we might be a nation of slow walkers but we don’t get tired that easily (at least that’s not something I’ve observed in my circle. My friends and I are just lazy and we can admit that.)

I just churned this out in one go right after waking up cause I felt like it so I might add more later if I can think of sth but thank you for the ask and I hope this gives a brief view of why I personally feel like he’s a good representation of the Austrian mentality (or at least the stereotypical one lol) 😉

[punkscowardschampions]

Nancy & Teddy Pt.1

Nancy: Darling, PLEASE tell me you are currently in the city 🙏👀

Teddy: You caught me, I am, in fact

Nancy: It was a safe bet, it’s not ski season

Nancy: speaking of, are you still going with [the last girl he was, to our knowledge]?

Teddy: It isn’t cuffing season either, darling

Teddy: my interest in her is long expired

Nancy: Yay!

Nancy: You can do me the biggest favour ever then 👏😽

Teddy: Which is? Do tell 

Nancy: You’ve seen my cousin Grace at parties before, right?

Teddy: 🤔 I can’t place her without some more info

Nancy: [send him the latest pics of y’all together]

Nancy: any more info required?

Teddy: I could ask why she follows you around like a [insert whatever the trendy small dog of the era is because different breeds are popular and pop off at different times] but I’m not entirely sure I care

Nancy: You should know what great fun I am

Nancy: and how else is she getting the hookup 💁‍♀️

Teddy: I know her accent grates, there’s a poss nickname in there somewhere

Nancy: no, no, you have to be the perfect gentleman, I need you to distract her from blathering so much

Teddy: Whose idea of fun is that, Nance?

Teddy: certainly not mine

Nancy: I know but the fun comes afterwards

Nancy: As if I would just offer out the job with no idea of the salary it’s worth

Teddy: You’re milking this, get to the point where I have the full picture, I’m begging you 🙏👀

Nancy: How telling…

Nancy: fine, I need her distracted, give it a date before you get straight to the point and she’ll do whatever you want her to, trust me

Nancy: and when she has gone home again, I have enough K to take out the whole of Cheltenham, you get first dibs

Teddy: See? Was that truly SO difficult?

Nancy: I’m doubting your ability to play nice and wait for it though

Nancy: perhaps I’ll have to ask [some random boys y’all both know, casual list lol] 

Teddy: Your lack of trust devastates me 💔

Teddy: don’t you think I have adequate form for you to have a measure of faith? 

Nancy: Missing my [whatever flimsy reason we have to have a party] party would devastate you, [the last party you threw that he was not at for whatever reason] was immense, I can’t send you those photos

Nancy: That’ll be why you were my first thought, the main reason at least

Teddy: I can do 💝🧸💐 anytime & anywhere, clue is rather in the name

Teddy: & you could send me those photos if you wanted to

Nancy: Your mother knew how killer a combo it’d be with your cute face, the foresight is impressive

Nancy: Perhaps

Nancy: on a platform where the evidence disappears after 24hrs

Teddy: Nobody likes a tease, my mother included

Nancy: She isn’t that but I’m sure your mother would still loathe her

Teddy: Undoubtedly, it’s a speciality of hers, but I can’t say I blame her, nobody is good enough for me either

Nancy: Baby perks, I am not familiar 

Nancy: beyond how tiring it is to watch everyone fawn over Ava

Teddy: But you’re prepared to watch your cousin fawn over me? 

Nancy: Well, why would that bother me? 🤔

Teddy: It’s slightly sacrificial & it’s not even your birthday 🎃💀

Nancy: Of you or her?

Nancy: because neither of you has anything to be scared of, I promise

Teddy: Me, of course

Teddy: what’s WRONG with her that she needs to rely so heavily on my charity?

Nancy: She won’t just be grateful to you if I’ve helped set you two up, obviously

Teddy: You haven’t answered my question

Nancy: That depends on your outlook, the lack of stable parenting and family trauma probably makes her an ideal lay

Nancy: it also means I’m the only guiding force in her life

Teddy: You’re doing me a favour too, from that outlook

Teddy: it’s convenient, but I’m not upset about it

Nancy: I know, I’m a nice person

Teddy: You’re a devious person

Teddy: 😈 beats 😇

Nancy: And if you do a good enough job, we could play with her together, it’s a possibility

Teddy: I’ll keep it in mind, as a motivational tool

Nancy: First you have to think up how you’re going to ‘notice’ her

Teddy: a worthy meet cute 

Nancy: Mm, well, she doesn’t keep much off her socials, personality and list of likes and dislikes have basically been handed to you on a plate

Teddy: From what I’ve scoped out thus far, you’re being too kind suggesting she has a personality 

Nancy: So mean! 🤭

Nancy: I’m her personality, duh

Teddy: Perhaps I can spin spilling ☕️ on her into a romantic moment as that’s all she does, socially, when you aren’t around

Nancy: Very unassuming, very sweet

Nancy: I know she’s had the fantasy

Teddy: When’s she coming back?

Nancy: Whenever I want

Nancy: and I am SO bored right now

Teddy: I know the feeling

Nancy: Are you doing the whole Uni thing?

Teddy: For my sins

Nancy: Are you on the team?

Nancy: The rugby guys had the best parties

Teddy: [idk about rugby but tell her what position you play because you definitely would be that bitch like it or not cos your dad is clearly that bitch and made your brother be too, hence you’re at uni in the first place]

Nancy: So you can invite her to watch you play 🥴

Teddy: It’s a date

Nancy: 💘 puke

Nancy: [your friend when Uni days that you just lived through] fully got through the whole team in freshers

Teddy: Our [friend’s name] was called [another girl’s name because clearly this is just a thing peeps do] 💘

Nancy: That’s what you’re paying the tuition for, after-all

Teddy: So true

Nancy: You’re ready to do this whenever I can get her here, right?

Nancy: because I am at real risk of texting my ex now we’ve taken this trip down memory lane and that is simply too tragic for me

Teddy: If only to heroically save you from that fate

Nancy: I heard, you’re bored too

Nancy: there’s been nothing to do lately

Teddy: OR I’m getting into character & practising being a gentleman

Nancy: you’re good at it, it’s almost like you have a brother who went insanely boring or something

Teddy: & a sister who married someone old & boring despite being insane, all his meet cutes are probably in black & white

Nancy: It’s what smart girls have to do, eventually, worst luck

Teddy: Spare me an invitation to yours, once was more than sufficient

Nancy: You know I have you beat in sibling sob stories, the tragedy gets worse and worse with mine

Teddy: We’re both painfully aware SHE isn’t the family sob story, in comparison to J’s wedding day, hers was a triumph

Nancy: I’m not sure what your parents were thinking with the child bride situ… wasn’t a good look, state of her in the dress aside

Teddy: Hostage situation for everyone involved

Nancy: at least the trauma will stop us having to watch Ava go down the aisle 

Teddy: I’ve noticed Grace is a babysitter, which will stop me having to watch his children

Nancy: Ooh, listen to you

Nancy: how long do you think you can make this work?

Teddy: As long as it’s beneficial 

Nancy: Well, she’s definitely a willing babysitter, that isn’t changing

Teddy: She can stay, for a while

Nancy: she basically treats my spare room like it’s hers so

Teddy: We’ll be seeing more of each other then

Nancy: Probably, providing your mask doesn’t slip

Teddy: & she doesn’t move herself into my room instead

Nancy: She’s still a [whatever breed of dog we called her] 

Teddy: I’ve got a loud whistle in me

Nancy: 😏 prove it

Teddy: & how good I am at tug of war when you lose it to me

Nancy: Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre white boy, loves it

Teddy: Firstly, you’re also white, so the shots weren’t fired with enough force there & secondly, I’ve never been accused of being mediocre outside of a classroom

Nancy: Golden boy is a little literal but I’d take it to heart too

Teddy: Bold to assume I have a heart, darling

Nancy: Fake it to break hers, yeah

Teddy: It’ll be something to do

Nancy: it’s that or the whole Eliza Doolittle bit and that isn’t that entertaining tbh

Nancy: I knew you’d be interested

Teddy: Singing would be where I drew the line

Nancy: spoilsport 😜

Teddy: For her, maybe not for you

Nancy: Convincing, well done, you

Teddy: One thing I’ll always do is prove myself

Nancy: That’s a dangerous thing to say to someone like me, darling

Teddy: Danger isn’t the deterrent it should be for someone like me

Nancy: Aren’t you thankful I’m such a nice person that won’t take advantage then

Teddy: OR you’re being an even bigger spoilsport by not

Nancy: Me? Never

Nancy: all I do is have a good time, what’s the point in anything else

Teddy: Preaching to the choir

Nancy: Suits 😇

Teddy: Me? Never 😈

Nancy: You’re good fun

Nancy: it’ll be amusing watching you be her ideal version of a man when I know what you’re really like

Teddy: I’m looking forward to being watched by you

Nancy: You should be, I don’t give out my interest for just anything

Teddy: If I’m not everything, I’m not interested & I’ll forfeit

Nancy: You aren’t going to forfeit

Teddy: You aren’t going to look away

Nancy: you’ll blink before I do

Teddy: I wouldn’t dare, there’s too much I could miss

Nancy: Right answer

Nancy: do you live at home or in halls?

Teddy: You know the answer, cherished baby & golden boy

Teddy: why slum it in halls?

Nancy: You are going to need to use my place then

Teddy: There are limits to how well I could counteract my mother’s blatant hatred, yeah

Nancy: Can’t have her ‘accidentally’ walking in every time

Teddy: Enough that it’s believably accidental only

Nancy: What’s it like, being the favourite?

Teddy: Fantastic

Nancy: Hm

Teddy: But I’m not my father’s, somehow she remains his favourite

Nancy: Freud knows why

Teddy: I’m hopeful they could divorce over it, my friends parents have for a lot less

Nancy: getting to pit them against each other would be amazing, been so woefully deprived of the chance

Teddy: I’ve been driving a wedge for years, I think once he expects me to work for him that’ll be the final straw

Nancy: What tiresome thing does he even do?

Teddy: Who knows? [and a guess that is wrong lol because this boy doesn’t care haha]?

Nancy: I shan’t be marrying your father when mine cuts me off 😴

Teddy: Well that’s the step-mother fantasy dashed 💔

Nancy: 😆 you’ll have to pray your real one isn’t a beast

Teddy: I’ll get you to reconsider, prayers answered

Nancy: It is the ideal set-up

Nancy: your sister should have waited a few more years, lest she look entirely predatory herself

Teddy: Perhaps she was concerned he’d die if she waited any longer

Nancy: 🤢

Nancy: I’m just going to start dealing, I can’t handle it

Teddy: I’ll keep your lights on without seeing you resort to a hard  day’s work

Nancy: SO gentlemanly

Nancy: I’d be a useless drugs mule, I’m simply keeping the stuff

Teddy: I’m trying to sell it 🤵🏼

Nancy: hate to talk ill of her but I don’t think that’s going to be a great challenge

Nancy: She hasn’t had a boyfriend that wasn’t some sort of shit

Teddy: Oh, in that case, I’m just trying to stop you from getting some boyfriend in to pay your bills

Nancy: As if I could

Teddy: You could, of course you could

Nancy: If you get enough use out of the spare room, I can charge you rent, how about that?

Teddy: 🤝

Nancy: wouldn’t want you thinking I’m enjoying having you around 

Teddy: Your cousin is going to be the delusional one

Nancy: 🤝

Nancy: She’ll arrive [whatever time ASAP because the vibe]

Teddy: I’ll run in to her at [a coffee shop she always goes to and tags near to where Nancy lives] ASAP

Nancy: I look forward to her liveblog

Nancy: You should wear [something he owns that we have seen him in that we think is a mood, clearly]

Teddy: Okay, I will

Nancy: Trust me, she’ll not believe you’re even talking to her

Teddy: I can’t believe I’ve agreed to

Nancy: Come on, you might really like her, Teddy

Teddy: She’ll be convinced it’s real

Nancy: but maybe you’ll fall in love and I can keep the lights on being a matchmaker 😍😽

Teddy: You should be a comedian 

Nancy: 😏 you’ll like her a lot lot more when she’s loyal to you too

Teddy: We’re not allowed pets, I have always wanted a dog

Nancy: Awh, 🥺 now

Teddy: Would you let me keep one in your spare room?

Nancy: There are no rules at my place

Teddy: Come puppy shopping with me then, you’re bored

Nancy: This is as you’re not setting me up with one of your lame friends to mould to my whims?

Nancy: Probably a better offer

Teddy: Guaranteed, none of my friends could handle your whims 

Nancy: So devastatingly true 

Teddy: So put on [something he’s seen her wear] & let’s go

Nancy: Is that what people wear to puppy shop? 

Teddy: No idea, I’ve been denied the opportunity until now

Teddy: but I’ve had the chance to see you in [these clothes] & I know it bears repeating

Nancy: You wouldn’t sell a puppy to an ugly person, would you

Nancy: better to be overdressed and hot, for a few reasons

Teddy: What breed shall we buy?

Nancy: NOT [whatever we said Grace was, like you would be so triggered]

Nancy: I think you like bigger dogs, proper ones

Teddy: Yeah, you’re correct

Nancy: Me too, and a boy one

Teddy: What’s your ex boyfriend’s name?

Nancy: [me like I dread to think tbh you got a dog’s name yourself boy lmao]

Teddy: Strike it from the list

Nancy: 🤭 he’ll be lumbering his own future spawn with that name, poor thing

Teddy: Won’t catch me doing my father’s trick with the II

Nancy: The pressure to be as 💝🧸💐 as you is too much

Teddy: He’d have to look exactly like me or it’s an elephant in the room

Nancy: James III nailed that one part

Teddy: 👏 failed with every other comparison & expectation twice as spectacularly to compensate

Nancy: Poor boy, he used to be fun

Teddy: Who remembers that far back?

Nancy: Not you 👶

Teddy: I’m all grown up now

Nancy: So I’ve heard

Teddy: Who’s been telling tales of me?

Nancy: No, that’s classified

Teddy: Don’t hold out, share the info

Nancy: Think about it, or is the list that long and that blurry?

Teddy: Truthfully, yeah, kind of

Nancy: Ahh, Uni

Nancy: we know lots of the same people, better and worse

Teddy: Postcode perks

Nancy: If I had to make a list of forbidden dog names, it’d be very telling, put it that way

Teddy: Well now you simply must

Nancy: When you can’t remember any of yours, allegedly

Nancy: I think not

Teddy: I can remember most of the boys, there isn’t as many

Nancy: or the memories are more cherished 

Teddy: Ha ha, do you want the list or not?

Nancy: Obviously

Teddy: [drop that, however many there are because I just feel like that’s a posh boy thing to do, especially if you’re wilding]

Nancy: I totally slept with [one of] too! 😶

Teddy: I’m sure he’s slept with everyone in the city but I choose to cherish this unexpected connection

Nancy: Eskimo sisters, that’s what we call it

Teddy: Have you slept with [a girl he has who clearly gets around lol]?

Nancy: Yes but it was so horrific, we were so smashed so don’t be asking about me based on that

Teddy: You should have another go at her, it’s a fond memory for me

Nancy: Was it your first time or just a good time?

Teddy: One of the first times it was good

Nancy: I get it

Teddy: & she wasn’t like I thought she’d be

Teddy: maybe I should call her myself 

Nancy: Does sound like you’re in love with her, yeah

Teddy: Be serious

Nancy: You, ruining my plans

Teddy: I don’t fall in love, be ruining my own plans

Nancy: just fake it

Teddy: Everyone’ll buy it

Nancy: People love love 😒

Teddy: Give me lust any day

Nancy: at least that only makes you act like an arsehole for a night

Nancy: it’s totally acceptable to be a terrible person when you’re in love

Teddy: It’ll be harder to fake, especially with your cousin

Teddy: she’s not making me feel lustful in the slightest

Nancy: You can’t think of someone else? Your girlfriend?

Nancy: not like she’s a complete virgin, it’ll feel good

Teddy: I’ve already got someone in mind, I’ll make it work

Nancy: You’re a trooper

Nancy: it’ll be me that has no choice but to think about it

Teddy: You’ll have a puppy to distract you, think about that

Nancy: Sounds dodgy, I’m not that much of a degenerate 

Teddy: Wholesome family fun only, thank you

Nancy: Now he wants 😇

Teddy: I like to keep you having to learn new tricks, naturally

Nancy: If you DARE complete that phrase…

Teddy: ?? 🤔

Teddy: what phrase would that be?

Nancy: 👩‍🦳🐶 was heavily implied but if the words actually leave your mouth/keyboard

Teddy: You’re not that old or that much of a bitch

Nancy: Ha ha, you’re so criminally unfunny

Teddy: Creative way to keep your lights on if you intend to fine me by the word from now on

Nancy: I’ve had worse ideas, today and every other

Teddy: But you detest censorship, Nance

Nancy: It’s possible I hate being called old more

Teddy: I didn’t call you anything of the sort

Nancy: not THAT old means I am some old

Teddy: Only older than I am, no more

Nancy: That’s nothing, when I fuck your dad we can talk about age gaps

Teddy: When you fuck my dad we’ll have a lot to say to each other

Nancy: The stepmother fantasy is just having a discussion

Teddy: I’m sorry, does your fantasy involve a gag?

Teddy: this is why we require some discussion first

Nancy: 😅 you’re ridiculous

Teddy: I like to talk, I don’t think you appreciate how much her grating accent is going to put me off

Nancy: You DO want to Eliza Doolittle her

Nancy: you can talk all you like, just keep her quiet

Teddy: I’ll try

Nancy: Good boy, I have faith

Teddy: 👼☁️

Nancy: 🛐

Teddy: 💕💒💞

Nancy: She so would

Teddy: Who could blame her? She can’t do better than me

Nancy: So true

Teddy: But it’s too big of a reach that I’d 💍 when it’s going to seem implausible me liking her as much as I’m about to fake I do

Nancy: Imagine everyone’s reactions though

Teddy: I’m stuck imagining her outfit

Nancy: imagine mine

Teddy: It’d be worth it for that

Nancy: What would it take

Teddy: What would you really wear?

Nancy: Whatever you want because you’d not ever get to the 💒

Teddy: Would you do whatever I want if I did that for you?

Nancy: Yes

Teddy: Okay, I will

Nancy: It’s horrid of you to tease if you don’t mean it, you know how badly I want it

Teddy: I mean it, no teasing

Nancy: You’ll let her think you love her?

Teddy: Yeah, I’ll make her believe I do

Nancy: That you want to spend the rest of your life with her

Teddy: Somehow

Nancy: I’ll help you

Teddy: She’ll want it to be true, that’s half the battle won 

Nancy: No one can blame her

Teddy: & rushing down the aisle as if we’re being coerced is what my family does best

Nancy: Hers too, she’s only childless by God’s will

Teddy: I don’t even need to be careful, you seriously have given me a gift

Nancy: she’s so lucky ☹️

Teddy: But you’re so much more fuckable, she’ll never be that

Nancy: You’re going to have to cum all over my body so you don’t breed me by accident

Teddy: I’m going to have to think about you to cum anywhere near her

Nancy: She can thank me for how many loads you sink into her

Teddy: She’s lucky to have you, we both are

Nancy: I told you I was a matchmaker

Teddy: I’m sorry I doubted you

Nancy: You’ve promised a lot that means all will be forgiven

Nancy: even if you don’t go through with it, right now I’m so wet it doesn’t matter

Teddy: I’m going through with all of it

Nancy: I will fuck [that random gal] with you, anything, remember

Teddy: I can’t remember a single thing about her right now

Nancy: I’m not mad about it

Teddy: I’m mad at you

Nancy: Why?

Teddy: All I can think about is how wet you are

Nancy: you’re entirely to blame

Teddy: & I so badly want to take FULL responsibility for it

Nancy: the sooner you work on her, the quicker you can claim what you’re doing to me

Teddy: ASAP, you heard me say so

Nancy: she’ll want you that bad, however stupid it makes her look

Teddy: However stupid she is, I’ll make her look more

Nancy: Your name sounds so good being fucked out of me, fyi

Teddy: Imagine yours, how loud I’m going to want to moan it every time I fuck her

Nancy: you can come next door, when she’s asleep

Teddy: I’ll put her to sleep so fast 🧸

Nancy: 🍼🍼

Teddy: You’ll never be bored again

Nancy: fuck it, marry her so we can use her

Teddy: I would

Nancy: You’re so fucked up

Teddy: She can look after any babies I accidentally give you

Nancy: condoms are a crime

Teddy: They take all the fun out of it

Nancy: I want her to drink your cum from me, badly

Teddy: She’ll do whatever either of us tell her to

Nancy: like a good wifey

Teddy: That makes you my mistress

Nancy: I think you need that

Teddy: How many married men have you slept with?

Nancy: [a number, at least a guesstimate] 

Nancy: I want what’s not mine

Teddy: But what if I am yours?

Nancy: Teddy

Teddy: More than I’m hers, or anyone’s

Nancy: I’m not stupid, that’s why I take men other women think they own

Teddy: You’re insanely clever

Nancy: as long as you could be with anyone, I want you, I want everything you think about

Teddy: Why did you ask me to do this? How did you know I would?

Nancy: because you don’t pretend you don’t get a kick out of humiliating people too, at parties, when people stop themselves from laughing, you don’t

Teddy: When did you notice any of that about me? You’re always in the middle of everything

Nancy: Probably the last time I got kicked out of a party for being the bitch who took it too far, you looked at me, I knew you got it

Teddy: I wanted to go with you, but you weren’t alone, you never are

Nancy: Lonely people never are

Nancy: you would’ve fucked me better than whoever was

Teddy: I’ve looked at you during every party, for longer than I’ve had any sort of idea what to do with

Nancy: how fuckable you are is a problem, was

Teddy: You make me feel like I can take it further, everyone else is constantly trying to stop me

Nancy: It isn’t far enough, I want to never know what’s coming next, what we can get away with

Teddy: When we pull this off, we’ll be able to get away with anything

Nancy: boys like you deserve to get away with every fucked up scheme girls like me put in their heads

Teddy: I’d fucking marry you so nobody could force me to say a word to incriminate you, you know

Nancy: Jesus, silence the witnesses with me

Teddy: Everyone in this city, they’ll all be watching us

Nancy: Infamous, pay them all off

Teddy: I’m going to withdraw my entire trust fund to fuck you on top of it

Nancy: You want to marry your whore

Teddy: I want you to want it, I don’t care about her

Nancy: No one wants what they have, have the balls to take me

Teddy: You’re going to fucking love me

Nancy: Fuck, fuck!

Teddy: Nancy

Nancy: Tell me how it feels

Teddy: Your name feels like a high, getting to have it in my mouth

Nancy: Hers isn’t enough like mine, is it

Teddy: I’ll have to call her darling

Nancy: I’ll know it’s for me, like I knew what you wanted

Teddy: I’ll be talking to you, everything you can hear

Nancy: Convince her to have a threesome with me

Teddy: How are you going to convince her you don’t love me?

Nancy: Easy

Teddy: How are you going to stop yourself from saying yes to me when I propose to her?

Nancy: I’ll shove the nearest dick in my mouth, yours or otherwise

Teddy: Come ring shopping with me too

Nancy: You want to see it on my finger first

Teddy: Put the dress on when she buys one, ruin the surprise for me, give her all the bad luck

Nancy: Will you last to fuck me in it?

Teddy: I have to

Nancy: in the church, I need it

Teddy: Me too

Nancy: You’re only allowed to do it one way in the house of God though

Teddy: I want it to be true, so it is

Nancy: You shouldn’t be so much fun, I wanna ruin you

Teddy: You shouldn’t want to, which means you have to do it

Nancy: Promise I will

Teddy: I’m going to cum if you promise me things

Nancy: If you cum I promise I’ll think about it all day, do nothing else

Teddy: Oh Nance, I can imagine you thinking so hard

Nancy: It already hurts

Teddy: Darling

Nancy: darling

Teddy: I promise I’ll make you feel better soon

Nancy: It can’t come soon enough

Teddy: I’ll do nothing else but dedicate myself to taking care of your every whim

Nancy: You have to make her love you first

Teddy: I will, I can do that in a day

Nancy: 🎣

Teddy: 🏹💘

Nancy: Cupid is too niche a pet name 

Teddy: Nothing is too niche

Teddy: but if you don’t like it, I’ll use it as my costume for your birthday party instead

Nancy: You have to now

Teddy: Call me whatever you want

Nancy: I have to

Nancy: even if in private for a while

Teddy: No censorship & no rules at your place

Teddy: in private everything goes

Nancy: and will, be why I don’t have a roommate anymore

Teddy: You must come over to my house sometime

Nancy: That’s such a thoughtful offer

Teddy: You can help me break my parents up

Nancy: As you’ve done all the hard work, you should get some help with the final nail in the coffin

Nancy: You’re all grown up now, why do they need to be together?

Teddy: II’s a wannabe tyrant, a second family would be more fit for purpose

Nancy: Who doesn’t love getting it right the second time ‘round 

Teddy: Like he doesn’t have grandchildren for that

Nancy: Only your sisters, that aren’t infected with Woodall-James crazy

Teddy: G’s could come out as fossils, who knows?

Nancy: At least they won’t be mutants like my brothers 🤷‍♀️

Teddy: Tainted is tainted, but it’s real old school royal of him to want to keep the bloodline pure

Nancy: I don’t know if there’s anything pure about it, he just can’t get his dick hard for anyone else now, apparently

Teddy: Old school romantic then

Nancy: Every man in my family has this weird strain of obsession 

Nancy: I don’t think my dad likes anyone but my mum, us included

Teddy: Understandable if the women are like you, I fully intend to ignore all our accidental children in favour of you

Nancy: 😏

Nancy: Accident I, II, III etc IS the only acceptable use of Roman numerals when it comes to naming

Teddy: I don’t know, I’d call a daughter yours because I like saying it so much

Nancy: She’ll be very confused, in a fun way though

Teddy: Her mother too if she isn’t you

Nancy: Just tell her how long you’ve been looking for me

Teddy: I can’t get into the habit of talking about you to people

Nancy: 👿

Teddy: It’ll out me 

Nancy: Right, practice having her name in your mouth instead

Teddy: 🥺💔 it will take insane amounts of practice, true

Nancy: at least looking 🥺 is going to work in your favour

Teddy: 🐶🍼 is going to remind you of me, you’ll wish you were a deviant 

Nancy: I won’t need reminding, she follows me everywhere

Teddy: I can’t blame her

Nancy: 🐤🐤

Nancy: I’m going to be there every step of the way

Teddy: Except when I’m throwing ☕️ at her, a wise move 

Nancy: Some bits she’s going to want to be just you two

Nancy: but rest assured I’ll get the rundown after 💋

Teddy: Hers & mine

Nancy: I’m too intrigued by yours

Teddy: I love to kiss & tell 

Nancy: Tell me more about when you hooked up with [that one boy we also did]

Teddy: [do that because lord knows truly, I’m sure it was messy af]

Nancy: God 💀

Teddy: How many similarities are there?

Nancy: Not enough, I should call him

Teddy: We should fuck him together too

Nancy: it’s a must

Nancy: whenever she has to go home, whoever we choose

Teddy: [suggest some peeps that either you wanna again or you haven’t yet but you wanna]

Nancy: [add to that list in a similar fashion because you are that bitch]

Teddy: 🏹💘

Nancy: I’m helping her pack… what do you want to see her wear?

Teddy: Anything of yours that you’ve donated to her

Nancy: as it doesn’t matter to me if it gets coffee stains on it now

Teddy: I’ll buy her a new outfit, allow her the Pretty Woman scene, if you like it, keep it

Nancy: Of course you’re the perfect gentleman so you won’t let her ‘repay’ you straight away

Teddy: Naturally 💝🧸💐

Nancy: Where are you taking her shopping?

Teddy: [Somewhere expensive af obvs]?

Nancy: You’re getting this so right

Teddy: Then [again somewhere boujee] for [whatever time meal it would be whether that’s brunch or lunch or dinner]

Nancy: 🎰🤑😍 her

Teddy: 🍸? Or would it be unbearable? I can see from her socials she’s a liability

Nancy: I would make that your second date, makes you look good, you don’t have to rebuff her and send her off in a car

Teddy: Great idea

Nancy: No shame spiral for her, however much of a hot mess a martini would make her

Teddy: I’ll need Absinthe personally

Nancy: Poor boy

Nancy: I will commiserate in your honour

Teddy: Thank you, darling 💚

Nancy: At [a bar we’re saying is too cool for Grace, clearly, like y’all will not be there but I will]

Teddy: Perhaps I’ll see you there once she’s gone back home

Nancy: I could accuse you of being a tease there

Teddy: I didn’t dangle the promise of perhaps bringing the rugby team, which would potentially warrant the accusation

Nancy: But but 😿

Teddy: I’m not sure how I’d feel about sharing you with that many boys at the same time

Nancy: You already made it obvious you don’t like it when you can’t get my attention

Teddy: Maybe if we split them up into smaller groups

Nancy: You are so cute

Nancy: Strategize, nerd

Teddy: I’m not the kind of nerd to say no outright

Nancy: Work out how you feel about it

Nancy: I might still do it either way, depends how I feel

Teddy: I won’t know for certain unless we do it

Nancy: When’s the last time you had a real girlfriend?

Teddy: Define a real girlfriend for me

Nancy: Hm, okay

Nancy: lasted longer than three months, you did things outside the bedroom together, you would’ve been pissed off if she slept with someone else whilst you were sleeping together

Teddy: 🤔 [the girl she asked him if he was still seeing earlier, because that makes logical sense]

Nancy: yeah, I thought so

Teddy: What are you getting at?

Nancy: Nothing, just curious

Nancy: some guys haven’t had a real relationship by your age

Teddy: Okay, when was yours?

Nancy: [lowkey a while ago by this point, idk how long but long enough ‘cos we’re a mess and isn’t how we’ve been rolling]

Teddy: You’re going to fall for me SO hard

Nancy: No, I’m not

Teddy: Prove it

Nancy: Can only do that over time, can’t I?

Teddy: You’ll prove me right almost immediately

Nancy: I’m sure that’s what you’re used to

Teddy: 👑🤴🏼

Nancy: I don’t do love, I’ll never give you what you want

Teddy: You’ll do it for me

Nancy: Can’t stop you trying in vain

Teddy: & you won’t be able to stop yourself from giving in

Nancy: Maybe I’ll fake it if you make me feel really bad for you

Teddy: I’m not Grace, I’ll be able to tell

Nancy: Why do you want it?

Teddy: Because you don’t want me to have it

Nancy: A good reason 

Teddy: Only you & my father say no to me, he’ll be out of the picture soon which leaves just you

Nancy: Would your mother leave him, if I had a blatant enough affair with him?

Teddy: It would have to be unsweepundertherugable, they both adore the pretence everything is fine

Nancy: 🤔

Nancy: I could find someone, leave your wife worthy

Teddy: Do it, you have my green light

Nancy: Too bad Ava didn’t set her sights older

Teddy: A missed trick

Nancy: Do you think your mother will get a new family?

Teddy: She’s too old, what would she do, adopt some orphans?

Nancy: Maybe she’ll get a toyboy, with some kids on the weekends

Teddy: Good for her

Nancy: Okay, you’ve proved the whole step-mother thing isn’t THAT real 

Teddy: It isn’t a step-father thing, but if he’s hot, maybe

Nancy: lots of guys cry if you imply their mother ever liked getting dicked down

Teddy: Well, there must be some reason she’s stayed with II

Nancy: Not cash?

Teddy: She has her own, he’d never marry poor, darling, that’s beneath him

Teddy: her maiden name is [something that’s lowkey a flex, how rich people do and have heard of each other]

Nancy: You look so much like her brother [whichever one if multiple or just your uncles name, not you implying you’ve fucked this man whether you have or have not lmao]

Teddy: I know

Nancy: II weirdly missing in your DNA

Teddy: The relief is PROFOUND, I hold out hope she had her own affair whenever he’s being especially difficult 

Nancy: yeah, it’s devastating being a twin, can’t have those sort of adoption hopes when he’s the spit

Teddy: Who do you look like?

Nancy: My mad auntie who used to live in the attic

Teddy: Oh no, that IS devastating  

Nancy: We didn’t forget to feed her

Teddy: In that case, I can trust you with puppy duties

Nancy: I’ll employ someone

Teddy: Bill me for whoever

Nancy: maybe my cleaner has a sister, that would be cute

Nancy: the actual devastation lies in that I’m not as skinny as my auntie, which is the whole point so that’s depressing

Teddy: You’re too hot to be depressed

Nancy: I like that you mean that, however flippantly

Teddy: There’s nothing flippant about how much I’ve looked at you, I’ve covered every angle

Nancy: Almost every angle

Teddy: Imagination is being forced to count for a lot

Nancy: I’m more and more tempted to show you

Teddy: [send her a pic of you to try and tempt her more]

Nancy: Your imagination is better

Teddy: I don’t believe you

Nancy: For what I can do? No

Nancy: I never said it looks pretty

Teddy: I’m saying it

Nancy: My cousin is going to be the delusional one, remember

Teddy: Yeah, she is

Teddy: you’re a knockout, Nance

Nancy: Shut up, I already want to fuck you

Teddy: I can’t resist you

Nancy: but you have to

Teddy: But I’m allowed to look

Nancy: She won’t suspect you

Teddy: Show me, she won’t know

Nancy: well, what do you want to see?

Teddy: Everything

Nancy: Okay

Teddy: If you DARE tease me, you have to mean it, how badly I want it

Nancy: I mean it, I just want you to want it more

Teddy: You really mean, with every passing day I’ll want it more & you plan to torture me

Nancy: Yes

Nancy: it’s only fair, think how tortured I’m going to be

Teddy: You know what those thoughts will do to me

Nancy: what I want to do to you

Teddy: Nancy, it isn’t fair

Nancy: I can hear how that would sound

Teddy: [a shameless voice note]

Nancy: Jesus, you sound illegal

Teddy: It should be, what we’re going to do to each other

Nancy: Once we’re found out, it will be

Teddy: You’re one of the only taboo things left in this city, forbidden to me

Nancy: I have to be stronger, deny you longer

Teddy: No you don’t, please don’t

Nancy: won’t it feel good, when you’re finally allowed

Teddy: I have to have you

Nancy: You have to have Grace first

Teddy: But I don’t have to be gracious about it

Nancy: Once you’ve spent lots of time at mine, hanging out with us together but never alone with me

Teddy: You’re evil & I’m obsessed

Nancy: 😈 trumps 😇

Nancy: I can’t wait to ‘forget’ you’re around and forget to wear clothes

Teddy: I can’t wait to leave the bathroom door unlocked when I 🚿

Nancy: It is my place, I can go where I want, when I want

Teddy: Come to mine when you want the sq ft to get lost

Nancy: What for, if anyone finds me?

Teddy: I’ll find you, not just anyone will

Nancy: Sounds like a trap

Teddy: It is

Nancy: Perfect

Teddy: & our own private maze

Nancy: Sometimes I just need to leave the real world, for a while

Teddy: Alice can be your codename, if I can’t shut up about you 🐇

Nancy: There are so many options for you, pick a famous fictional 🐻

Teddy: Pick Paddington, people will assume you’re referring to the place & are now 🤓 into [something you can do there, London hates me so idk, we’re being shady here because he loves to make fun of everything that isn’t super boujee/tourists as does anyone who lives somewhere]

Nancy: 😏 You’re talking yourself into some excellent costumes here

Teddy: It’s a firm second AFTER Cupid

Nancy: My birthday my choice, thank you

Teddy: I’ve got time to give you plenty of others

Nancy: I imagine you’ll be in a couples costume, how fast you think you can pull this off

Teddy: True, how disappointing 

Nancy: You have doubts about her imagination?

Teddy: It’ll work if I’m Cupid & she’s my victim, less so if she’s attempting the goddess of love

Nancy: the 😍 are free

Nancy: I haven’t decided what I want her to go as yet, I always dress her

Teddy: [take a sec to discuss your faves from previous years, Nancy’s costumes obvs not Grace’s lol]

Nancy: You’re such a stalker, get off my feed 😘

Teddy: When I can stalk you IRL & not a moment before

Nancy: Not tonight, you have to focus

Teddy: Oh come on, Nance

Teddy: you sound like one of our teachers & not in a hot way

Nancy: I’m not telling you where I’m going, I didn’t say you had to stay in and 🛐

Teddy: It’s blatant where you’re going

Nancy: Is it

Teddy: [3 places she always goes as his 3 guesses, calling you predictable there gal lol]

Nancy: Well I won’t be now 😠

Teddy: Why be vexed I know where you are?

Nancy: You know why

Teddy: This city has a handful of places to be seen in, that’s it

Nancy: And I can’t risk being seen with you

Teddy: We can be seen together, we’re practically in-laws

Teddy: don’t stay in on my account

Nancy: I know places, don’t trouble yourself

Nancy: if you think we can be seen together you severely underestimate how I’m feeling currently

Teddy: You overestimate everyone who would catch a glimpse of us before we found a place to be alone together

Nancy: You told me to go out, I intend to

Teddy: Tell me where you want to go & I’ll buy it out, floor to ceiling not just VIP, we can have it to ourselves

Nancy: You’re really getting into character, aren’t you

Teddy: OR this is who I am

Nancy: Yeah, right

Teddy: Don’t be a hater, love me

Nancy: I’ll use you, just like everyone else

Teddy: Do it better than everyone else or you’re not trying

Nancy: you can send me the money and I’ll buy myself nice things instead

Teddy: [do that rn immediately like it’s nbd because it is to you]

Teddy: 😘

Nancy: I’ll show you when I’ve spent it all

Teddy: I’m giving you [a length of time like it’s a challenge] to spend it all

Nancy: Easy

Nancy: later, you can just give me your account details, watch the 💸

Teddy: Okay

Nancy: [show him that it’s gone because lord knows you can waste money babe]

Teddy: [Give her those account deets because it’s not your money and you don’t care, only as much as you’re obvs into how fast she can spend it]

Nancy: [immediately spend more to get the point across]

Nancy: You’re still going to have enough to fuck me on, right?

Teddy: The trust fund’s 21, are you still going to be leading me on by then?

Nancy: You’d still want it if I was

Teddy: I’m not denying that, but you’re not a tease, you’re going to struggle through every minute you have to hold out on me

Nancy: and I’m not denying that

Teddy: We could have 2 children by then too, follow in my big brother’s footsteps

Nancy: A lot more, they didn’t fuck at all

Teddy: & you have a lot of twins in your family

Nancy: You aren’t giving any consideration to how wrecked I would be but that’s okay

Teddy: I’ll pay to fix you 💸

Nancy: to ruin me all again

Teddy: Continuously

[askthejourneysgang]

To Journeys Trio,

If you three are ever Hisui’d. Please do not listen to Gaeric when he says only Braviary can reach an ice stack top to get Avalugg’s favorite ice.

I was just so tired from going through the Icelands (the area around future Snowpoint City) that I didn’t do the smart thing. Any of my ghost types, flying types, or psychic types could have reached that stupid Eternal Ice! The worst part is Gaeric climbed up the ice stack right after I flew to it! He could have freaking done that the whole time not sending me after the a future-seeing child. Who has fully evolved Pokemon. How did Sabi evolve into a Rhyperior, Electivire, and Magortar when their items don’t exist yet? She must be a freeing prodigy.

If you get Hisui’d work smarter, not harder. Any of the people kick up a fuss? Point out that the Wardens (besides Ingo) have no trouble using multiple Pokemon when it's supposed to be a single battle! Sorry if I come off as angry in this I’m just mentally kicking myself for treating the Noble battles as Totem Battles. One vs One. I was legitimately in danger from their moves so bending the normal rules would be fair I think.

To Ash,

Was that Latios you encountered a different one from the Alto Mare one? They usually travel with a Latios, whether said blue one is family friend or a partner.

To Chloe,

I think you would like Adaman and Irida. They both have had Eevees and theirs took years to evolve. Irida is like 16-17, Adaman 19-20... Her Glaceon has only been well y’know for about a year and a half. Adaman’s Leafeon evolve about three years ago. Both have been with them since they have been born. If yours never evolves that is just fine.

To Goh,

What will you do in the future with all your Pokemon? Taking care of so many will get even more expensive. Maybe making a park or some type of learning facility where people go to study would be interesting.

Ash: Will do! Sorry to hear you've been going through some rough stuff over there

(Ash pats you in the head. Don't ask how he does it when you're in the past and he's not, he's just Like That)

Ash: I doubt that was the same Latias I met before. She looked hurt, so maybe something bad also happened to her Latios? 🤔

I didn't get the sense that she recognized me, at any rate. But that's okay. I get to make friends with TWO Latiases! ...Latiasi. Latiae.

Chloe: Well, if I never get Hisui'd (which I would very much like to be the case), then it'll be a moot point. But I'll keep it in mind.

It will be good to stick with the fellow Eevee lovers. There can be no quarrels between those who own Eevees 😇

Goh: ...Why do I get the feeling there's some irony in there?

Anyway, there are tons of possibilities, yeah? We could make more parks, perhaps one for every region? I'd have to ask the professors if they'd be interested

But somehow, I don't think all of them would be as eager to bleed money to take care of hundreds of pokémon like Chloe's dad is. If worst comes to worst, I can just ask my parents for funding 😎

[ramblinggears]

(Complaining about health stuff feel free to ignore but if you have advice or insight let me know if you want)(kinda a vent sorry)

Does anybody know if drinking out of a contaminated water bottle for years has an affect on your gastrointestinal system asking for a friend 😇

(Aka I didn’t know ur supposed to clean the cap for years (like maybe 3-6 years, and when I found out I procrastinated on cleaning it for months and my food has not passing properly for years as well)I only switched to a different bottle these past few days. My body is in agony! Suddenly my body is acting thirsty even though I’m using a better water bottle now!)

I’ve just been concerned I don’t even know if the water bottle was the problem 😥 but I don’t wanna talk about what happens to my food man!!! It’s just getting hard for me to eat things and some foods mess me up afterwards but I’m not exactly sure WHAT foods. Just sometimes they’ll eff me up so bad and other times I’ll be completely fine for the most part I don’t get it. I don’t know WHAT the problem is.

I’ve also been getting what I thiiiink is tinnitus if I think too much. Like if I get a little too stressed my ears fog up and the ringing gets louder..also if I move too much I get super dizzy and fatigued and clumsy aughhh. I feel so bad about it because I WANT to be normal and DO THINGS but sometimes just standing up is enough to make me dizzy and fatigued man. Maybe I’m just lazy idk. I can’t tell how many sensations are normal and every time I bring anything up it’s either dismissed or put off. Im not able to see a doctor until at least October and I’m trying to prioritize my mental health right now so I can at least die a tolerable person if it comes to that lmao. It’s hard to eat, shit, think, talk, and pretty much move at this point. I think my memory might be getting worse or it’s just been bad or maybe it’s fine and I’m just overthinking. I keep forgetting what day it is, but I don’t really have much of a schedule anyways so I’m not sure it really matters.

I kind of want a JOB or do go to COLLEGE like . A human in society!!! But man. I also just barely feel safe doing nothing all day and I’m tired of spending years unsure if I’m healthy or not. I’m worried that all these small problems I have now will get worse if I do school or get a job. I feel so guilty for not doing anything though. I tried so hard in my childhood to do everything right and now I’m here doing almost nothing with my life because nothing feels like the right path for me and nothing feels safe. Everything just seems unsafe. Even doing nothing feels unsafe but it’s more familiar at least.

[dontstalkhaleyshedontlikethat]

Work sucks because I’m on my feet for so long and we’re understaffed but work is also good because money and also I got a bunch of free pizza I delivered to some of my elderly neighbors.

[tyongf-nct]

for the smut prompt list... can i mayhaps get 14 & 32 with changbin and jisung? 👀,

hellllo anon, why yes you may 😇

I’m not sure if you meant them separately or together so I just made an executive decision and wrote a threesome bc it was what my heart desired ok. anyway hope you enjoy! 🫡

also Red Lights came on shuffle as I was writing this and I had to laugh, skz coming in clutch for the writing inspo

14. “How do you feel about two at once?”

32. “It’s just us, everyone else has gone to bed”

dynamic: jisung x changbin x female reader

warnings/tags: threesome, member x reader interaction, veryyy slight member x member interaction, vaginal sex, oral sex, double penetration (female receiving)

~

“The both of you better shut up before someone complains,” you giggle, lightly kicking Changbin in the chest. The three of you were strewn across the large King-sized mattress centered in your room, laughing about stupid jokes with soft music playing in the background. Your apartment was spacious but had thin walls, and was often the source of many complaints by your neighbors after a night with Jisung and Changbin.

“It’s fine,” he huffed, rubbing his pec dramatically. “It’s so late, don’t worry about it. It’s just us, everyone else has gone to bed. No need to hold anything back,” he smirked. You rolled your eyes, but moved to take off his shirt anyway. Jisung sprang up immediately, stripping faster than you could get your own clothes off. You stifled a laugh at his own enthusiasm; after all, you weren’t one to talk.

“What do you want first?” Jisung asked you. You smiled softly, climbing over Changbin to reach him. You placed a soft kiss on his lips before reaching to such at his neck. You felt his chest rise rapidly against your own as you kissed and bit small marks into him.

“I want to suck you,” you whispered into his ear. He groaned, nodding as a strong hand came to guide your head down to his lap. He was hardening and filled quickly once you started to suck at the tip. Changbin grabbed your hips with strong fingers and positioned himself so he was directly under you. You moaned around Jisung once you felt the first long lick against your center. As you sucked off Jisung, Changbin ate you out with noisy wet sounds coming from the three of you. Surely if the neighbors couldn’t hear those lewd sounds, they could definitely hear all of you moaning. It definitely felt to good to care, anyway.

Just as you felt the pressure building in your core, Changbin shifted until he was kneeling behind you. Your legs and arms were tired from holding yourself up on all fours, but you felt a renewed sense of energy once Changbin pushed his cock inside of you after putting on a condom. You clenched involuntarily around him, simultaneous groans arising from both of you. Jisung thrusted his dick down your throat as you took Changbin from behind. All three of you were sweaty but the tension was thick in the air. Soon enough, the boys were thrusting faster than you could handle, and your whines got louder, though muffled with Jisung in your mouth.

“Fuck, stop. Let me fuck her now, please,” Jisung panted, pulling himself from your lips. You gasped for air, hands gripping the sheets so tightly you worried for a moment they’d rip.

“Not yet, I’m so close,” Changbin grunted. He sped up, impossibly, his balls slapping loudly against your skin. You cried out, the sound clear this time without your mouth otherwise occupied, eyes welling up as you reached to touch your clit.

“God, I can’t wait. How do you feel about two at once?” Jisung lifted your chin so that you were looking up at his eyes. You moaned, nodding frantically and shivering at the thought of both of them inside of you. It wasn’t like it was the first time the three of you had done this, either, and you loved the stretch of it.

“Fuck, okay. Okay,” Jisung moved to kneel behind you with Changbin, rolling on a condom. Changbin snorted, adjusting his position so he was back under you and Jisung behind you. You stayed on all fours, dangerously close to an orgasm already.

“Just get on with it, Jisung,” Changbin laughed. You sensed Jisung probably rolled his eyes, but you were too distracted by the tip of his cock pushing in alongside Changbin’s to turn your head and confirm.

“Oh shit,” you whispered. It was a tight fit, yes, but Changbin’s thick cock had already stretched you well enough, and Jisung entered at a snail’s pace. He could really only get halfway in, but the speed of his thrusts was more than enough.

“That feels fucking incredible,” Changbin groaned. You and Jisung moaned at the same time, nodding as you grasped at Changbin’s muscular shoulder desperately with one hand, the other still rubbing at your clit.

“I’m not going to last much longer,” you said. Both of the boys continued to thrust with increasing power, the slide of both of them tight but so, so good. You could feel your thighs shake as you started to come, sparks of white hot pleasure shooting all the way down to your toes. Changbin followed not long after you, slipping out of you and groaning at the feel of his friend’s dick against his before slipping off the condom to come up against your stomach. His abs flexed and you watched with gasping breaths. Jisung fucked you a bit longer, your pussy oversensitive and throbbing as he finally spilled into the condom, still pushing into you until he softened.

The three of you collapsed in a heap, sweaty and tired but satiated.

[esther-dot]

I am tired of antis and BNFs claiming that Sansa was removed from WF succession or Robb bastardized her. Do they mean by making Sansa a bastard, Robb implying that Ned and Catelyn marriage is not valid? Which would mean that not only Sansa but all Starks including him are bastards? If Sansa marriage is problem, then what about Ary@ getting married. God they just want Sansa to be punished.

Sansa hate makes people say the darndest things :)

It is odd, very odd to me, that fans want to argue for why Jon’s claim is better, when the assumption under which Rob is operating when he writes the will, that Jon is his father’s son, is a lie. Let’s say no one will recognize Sansa’s claim before the parentage reveal, fine. But after?

Also, I’m not sure why the fallout of one or both Stark boys potentially showing up alive is ignored by anti Sansa fans in favor of arguing for why Sansa can’t inherit. Say she truly is cut out by the will, say Jon accepts it all, what a horrible position for him to find himself in when Bran returns. The guilt he’d suffer!

I don’t know where the bastardization (that seems like a leap?) idea came in, but I’m guessing it’s related to wanting Arya to inherit? I know I’ve seen some people argue that she is Lady of Winterfell already because they consider Jeyne’s marriage to Ramsay a proxy marriage? Which as you point out, is an odd thing to try to use favorably for Arya’s prospects if we are holding Sansa’s marriage against her.

I think it’s clear in the story that different people will support a different Stark to get what they want. Stannis wanted to use Jon, LF is planning to use Sansa….I think fans shouldn’t use a black & white view of this when we know that each Stark will have people supporting their claim, others trying to downplay it. That's to be expected when the author writes a succession crisis for the North and then plants landmines to fuck everything up. Sansa's marriage will be used against her by some, but Sansa can have her marriage annulled. There is a resolution to the detracting factor to her claim. There isn’t a simple solution for Jon’s issues after parentage reveal, unless of course, it is to marry a Stark girl. 👀 I suppose this is why a lot of fans are happy with Jon going North beyond the Wall in the end because they know it wouldn’t be right for him to take Winterfell, that he wouldn’t feel right about doing so, but they don’t like the way Jon could and be happy about it. 😇

@fedonciadale has written a number of answers to questions about this issue. This about inheritance in Westeros generally, this about the way different people view the Stark line of succession, and many more in the Robb’s Will tag and I recommend perusing those for some more well-informed takes.

[deliriumofendless]

Hii! Could you write something for Ethan please?😇something fluffy or nsfw maybe 🥺

okay so i kinda mixed two requests and i might continue with some more of these later because i think about this topic A Lot™️

*NSFW*

okay so for starters, ethan would treat you so fucking well

like there is not a thing in this world he wouldn’t do for you

also let it be known this man is lowkey a slut (i’m looking at you quadruple interview when it was said ethan watches the most porn and picks up the most👀)

i think he’d date somebody who’s more openly a slut (sex positivity is sexy!!)

he’s not super into receiving hickies because of his revealing stage outfits but this man loves to give them

even if you’re a musician who also wears revealing stage outfits

ESPECIALLY if you’re a musician who also wears revealing stage outfits

he pretty possessive and he wants everyone to know you’re his

y’all would be the touchiest couple ever

at the very least, you would be holding hands

at the most he’d keep his hand in your back pocket

this of course serves a purpose

if you’re teasing him and making him frustrated in public, expect your ass to get squeezed as a warning

oh did i mention Ethan is a soft dom? because he is (please stop saying he’s a bottom he simply is not😌)

he is there to please you

he’s got some mad eating out skills

prefers missionary because he gets off on seeing you get off

if you pull his hair he will go 0 to 100 immediately

you’ve lost count the amount of times other members have walked in on you

“don’t you guys know how to lock doors?”

“sorry we were a bit distracted if you couldn’t tell”

“DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME WHILE YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR GF/BF/SO THATS WEIRD”

the rest of Måneskin are tired of it

they love you because you make ethan happy but y’all have such a healthy sex life its agonizing

ethan wants to see how loud he can make you

every other member has heard you scream because of him before

they thought something happened the first few times they heard you and unfortunately made the mistake to see you if you were alright

oh boy you were doing juuusst fine

[ailendolin]

Look what you've done to me! 😅

How about ✈ for Disstari? And how about it's Dissectus who's reaching out? 😘

I have no idea what you mean 😇 Thank you for this wonderful prompt, dear! 💙

Ask Game can be found here.

Next up: # - shaky hands: Mary ✓ -waking up adorably confused or painfully scared: Mike Peabody & DI Bones ❥ - barefoot, sleepy wanderings: Thomas

A little longer ✈: reaching out for someone [bonus points if they mumble! their! name!] 

There was a touch on his arm, feather-light and weak; nothing more than the brush of fingers against his elbow and yet Voltari startled awake at the tentative contact. For one horrible, disoriented second he struggled to remember where he was.

"Tari?" a weak voice mumbled and suddenly it all came back - the failed coup, the battle, the fear of being too late, of never getting to hear Dissectus's voice again – always so gentle when it was just the two of them, as if Voltari was deserving of soft and kind things.

He wiped a trembling hand across his face to mask his relief. “Hey. You’re awake.”

Dissectus blinked up at him, slow and sluggish. Confusion was written all over his face. “What are you doing here?”

“Watching over you,” Voltari said, softer than he'd intended.

Dissectus frowned. “You were asleep a moment ago.”

Despite the day's exhaustion Voltari managed a smile. “I didn’t say I was doing it well.”

His smile wasn’t returned. Instead, Dissectus peered up at him intently – as intently as someone with a nasty concussion could, at any rate. He was clearly not pleased with what he saw. “You are hurt.”

Absentmindedly, Voltari touched the cut on his neck. If his reflexes had kicked in just a second later …

“I’m fine,” he said. Before Dissectus could argue, he added, “I promise. Let me do the worrying for once, all right? Please.”

They stared at each other for a moment before Dissectus gave in with a sigh and closed his eyes. “What happened?”

The doctor had said memory loss might be an issue. She’d also said Dissectus would tire easily so Voltari kept his account brief. “Your uncle tried to take over your realm. You and your men managed to hold him off until reinforcements arrived.”

Dissectus’s lips twitched. “By which you mean you.”

“Yes.”

He opened his eyes. “Thank you, Tari.”

“Always,” Voltari promised. Knowing he had lingered for far too long already, he pushed back his chair and said, “Get some rest. I will be back-”

Dissectus’s touch upon his hand cut him off.

“Stay,” he murmured. “Just a little longer.”

Swallowing hard, Voltari nodded. He sat back down and Dissectus relaxed. As his breathing evened out, Voltari’s gaze fell to their hands, still loosely resting upon each other. He turned his hand palm up so he could intertwine their fingers, trying not to overthink everything for once.

“I’m so glad you’re okay,” he said quietly, and when he felt Dissectus squeeze his hand, he thanked whatever gods were listening for granting him this moment.

[hyunjinspark]

Hi hi !! 👋🏼 How are you ?! Thank you so so much for another upload of Only Fools💘🤧

BUTT and it’s a BIG BUTT....I have many thoughts and feelings about it, I am sorry in advance for this long, messy thought process ✋🏼😫 I’ve tried to give it some kind of organization!

Okay firstly...

The start of the convo, I.N thinking Khami is seungmin’s dog and Han comes in to clarify, all good, yes, BUT WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID I.N ????? Yeji was sTaLkInG ??? HYUNJIN or SEUNGMIN??? For the pAsT ???? 6 mOnThS ????????? What does he mean by that?! 🔍😱 My jaw dropped istg, and my sweet merciful, Yeji obsessing over Hyunjin’s dog made my eyes get stuck in the back of my head 🙄🙄

Secondly...

No one is noticing how Y/n hasn’t been using any emojis, just simple :) or :/ which is not like her..... Even when Yeji asks why Y/n won’t tell them what’s wrong she pulls out the “...I’m fine :)” And I’m sorry but Yeji especially should know that is directly translated to “I’m not fine”!!! It seems clear they aren’t really paying that much attention to Y/n (which in Yeji’s defends can be partly due to her being on cloud nine since she got a new boyfriend) But I suppose why would they even think twice? When Y/n’s been dead silent about everything, not even telling Han that Hyunjin basically dumped her (in a fwb way). And of course when they were going for dessert she was down but as soon as Yeji mentioned changing plans to go see Hyunjin’s dog, Y/n pulls the “oH nOoOoOo sUpEr ImPoRtAnT stuff to do with wOrK sorry bbyyyeeeeeeee” (my own dramatic and sarcastic interpretation of Y/n’s response😅) Which, to everyone else, sounds normal enough cause she “hAtEs” Hyunjin .... BUT SHE’S BROKEN HEARTED PLSSS BESTIE AGGHHHHH OPEN YOUR EYES YEJI (and Han and I.N) ....

Thirdly...

Is she lying to Han about already meeting with Hyunjin?!??? 🤨 (I’m guessing she is) Istg she is shutting everyone out and it’s understandable but I also want to smack her upside the head in the most loving way possible 😇 Then HAN saying “her boyfriends place” ughhhhhhhh..... Just grab some of that coarse salt over there... yeah that big blue and white tub on the counter.... yes that’s the one.. bring it here.... and SMASH it into her proverbial open wound cause DAMN BOY!!!!Although he’s clueless, he really chose a bad time to call Hyunjin her boyfriend 😭

🔥🧍🏻‍♀️🔥 <- Me catching fire from frustration 😃Okay I’m almost done bare with me....

So fourthly...

Y/n and Hyunjin both said they had “work” to do instead of hanging out with everyone else... Fair enough, but did they really have work to do?? And if so, did they possibly run into each other ?? 🧐 Honestly I’m low-key thinking Hyunjin actually went to campus but Y/n ? I feel she just stayed home🥲 I’m so frustrated with everyone in this story at the moment they’re all so SHFKABWJRKS .

SUPER curious what Y/n wants to talk with Miju... is she really the only person Y/n is going to open up to about everything with Hyunjin ? (I’m assuming that’s what she wants to talk about) But at least it’s someone, and truthfully I feel Miju will be a very honest and unbiased, third person point of view that y/n needs right now. 😢

Aaannnndddd I’m done, thank you again for the new upload 💘 I’m so in love with Only Fools and I’m re-reading it for the third time to fill the void in my soul 😃 Patiently waiting for the next upload and forever thankful to you 🧎🏻‍♀️

got around late to this but im here so!!

i.n was joking about the stalking thing, it was more like an exaggeration of how people can be when they have crushes or find someone attractive.

and yes clearly yn hasn't been fine, but it might slip out of notice of them of just mistaking her as busy or tired or not in the mood, since they have no reason to doubt it otherwise.

im fine never means im fine 😭😭😭

yes she was lying about having met hyunjin, so han wouldnt ask any questions.

YES NOTHINT SAYS ANGST LIKE RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND.

miju is easy for yn to open up to since she's the only one who knew the whole high school story, and is a unbiased third person pov.

rereading for the third time!? im honoured, thank you love 😭😭😭