#it’s beyond me
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Can we talk about how heartbreaking brad’s story is?
His whole life he is this way, he has his beliefs, he is a man of God, he has a steady job and friends to crack open a cold one with on occasion, he has a good girlfriend and is ready to propose to her, and he does, and she says yes. They’re in love. He’s in love!
In short, he’s a nice, normal kid.
Then his tire goes out in the way to see a friend.
He goes to find some help and a way to get back onto his normal life, his safe and comfortable life. He goes to find help in a castle down the road. What does he find in that castle?
Ruin.
His world is turned upside down by a sweet transvestite. He tries to act like the big Tough Man his father taught him to be but he realizes that he isn’t. He realizes that maybe he isn’t such a Nice Normal kid, his fiancée cheats on him (twice) and he cheats on his fiancée; with a “man” no less! And by the end of it he’s in heels and a corset asking for his mommy, begging for this dream to go away, crouching down in shame to hide what he has become. Or—better yet—what he now knows he always was.
Anyway Brad Majors is my sad little blorbo
#rocky horror picture show#rhps#frank n furter#brad majors#thank you#it’s beyond me#help me mommy#take this dream awayyyyyy
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Also yes I’m reading Babel by R F Kuang and I’m hooked I did not expect to get this invested as I’m not typically a fan of alt history or any period pieces but i feel like ive been to 19th century Oxford like I’m a dark academia blogger who ships lord Byron with Percy bysse Shelley. I’ve heard so many conflicting opinions on this book I know it’s very divisive but regardless of how I much I enjoy it once I finish at least I can impress my friends by reciting the etymologies of random words.
#I am learning so much my brain is swollen. I love linguistics but I don’t have the mind for it#I’ve tried many times via classes or on my own to learn other languages#from French to Japanese to Korean to German#and at this point I’ve just accepted I’m only going to be fluent in English#I took like 5 years of French between high school and college and I can understand most of what I read#but you want me to speak it or understand a native speaker?#it’s beyond me#I’m actually kind of sad now thinking about this. time to make dinner and cope.#babel an arcane history
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know what I’ll say it. There’s something off about how the expectation in competitive latin dancing is that these pale girls coat themselves in bronzer from top to toe so that they’re all darker. And people go on about how it’s just the “aesthetic” and it “looks better under the lights” but like gurl. You are Not asking that of ballroom or ballet competitions. just latin. like. What is it about latin dance that makes you require these pale Europeans to go orange mode. hmmm? does this not seem even the slightest sus to yall.
#it’s beyond me#The amount of bronzer they’re using is CRAZY#yall they become full shades darker 😭 idk. the whole thing is highly off to me#dancesport#latin dance
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I need to get the English version of The Great Gatsby.
Right now.
The Slovak version of the book is simply not enough for me.
#I’m a miserable fuck#and I need to be even more miserable#so English version of my fave book will finally do that to me#why I still don’t have it anyway#it’s beyond me#what was waiting for#the great gatsby#francis scott fitzgerald#classic literature#literature#books#book worm#bookworm#reading#obssesion
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#reminiscing on that time when I was between the ages of 10-15#and I’d just like give strangers on the internet my personal information#like ???#what was I thinking#I at least gave 2 people my legit address LMAO#how did I not get kidnapped#it’s beyond me
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There’s a lot of things about kpop I can kinda just accept but I 100% cannot wrap my head around being woken up one day to a manager being like “OKAY GUYS WE SCHEDULED GROUP VENEERS”
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#laios touden#senshi#Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation#This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special.#*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments.#We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones!#Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'.#Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode.#I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god.#I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING.#If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.
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FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf gregory#glamrock freddy#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#into the pit#security breach#there’s something so funny to me about this concept#like pit is a horror beyond human comprehension#literally made up of the agony and tragedy of Freddy’s#and that creature just REALLY wants to be a good dad#ITS JUST SO GOOD#pit Bonnie sees Glamrock Freddy getting called dad#another animatronic like him#BUT OSWALD is never calling this dude ‘dad’ BAHA#HE REFUSES to competely#better luck next time pit Bonnie 🙏🏾
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🌕💙⚜️💙Stars and the Moon💙⚜️💙🌕
#gifs(edits) made by me :)#assassin1513#mystical#mystic#stars#star#moon#stars and moon#moon and stars#moon aesthetic#moonchild#moonshine#moon phases#moonlight#full moon#moon vibes#to infinity and beyond#beyond#beyond the stars#dark#dark blue#dark aesthetic#golden#gold#gold aesthetic#gold and blue#blue and gold#golden aesthetic#golden vibes#golden age
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why did i chose to do quantitative research this time.. i hate numbers
#i’m not even gonna do a statistical analysis bc i’d rather kms but still having to write the results is such a bore#how do some people like this stuff#it’s beyond me
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reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.
#this whole sequence with 14 year old ame has me in tears#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#brennan lee mulligan#ame wbn#grandmother wren
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davepeta talksprites from the upd8 for ur enjoyment
#davepetasprite^2#davepetasprite#davepeta#homestuck#hs:bc#homestuck beyond canon#homestuck 2#hs2#my favorite ones are the first 3#not made by me but i ripped them from the files
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don't you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just
#yes im-abanana im looking at you#now i might be wrong on my predictions but#if you take DD's words at face value and make them go through a therapy session w stickler im going to lose it beyond repair#expect fanart of the saga.this is less of a warning and more like a threat#OHSHIT I JUST CHECKED NOTIFS AND SHE STARTED FOLLOWING ME SOME MINS AGO WHAT WHY HOW omg hiiiii
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Coloring is therapeutic - I love this series so much it's been one of my favorite mangas for years
Also look I remembered, here's where you can get a print: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/whispwill/frieren/
#frieren#SousouNoFrieren#stark#Fern#frieren: beyond journey's end#fanart#art#art by me#my art#whispwill#fan art#sousou no frieren#frieren at the funeral#frieren fanart
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Sleepover Gothic
#Drawfee#Secret Sleepover Society#drawfee fanart#my art#i delayed posting this to tumblr bc i dint know if id keep posting art here but now i made a sideblog so... hey#but the response on twitter/insta was beyond phenomenal and made me a bit teary eyed#and i thought any tumblr-only fellas would like it#onsta said that their portraits looked like american gothic and i couldnt stop thinking about it
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actually because i keep seeing polls around that vastly underestimate how long most people have been on this site, might as well make my own!
you know the drill, more reblogs equals more votes!
#it's tumblr the musical for me#there were so many more things i wanted to put in here but i think these were the pillars#beyond that im just listing memes#tumblr
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