#it’s been almost 10 weeks since I’ve smoked weed but I was dabbing and using pens constantly 🥺 sooo

[lessdeath]

Finally secured the coolest job with the nicest ppl ever, if I fail my drug test I’m gonna kms

[itsdannysworld]

Faded

hey heyyyyyy  i promised y’all a danny fic and i stick to my promises pairing: danny wagner x y/n summary: smoking up with danny at a party leads to some pretty cool things (kinda friends to lovers? idk just keep reading) CW: uhh swearing, weed use, alcohol, idfk kissing and maybe some sexual innuendos?

Somehow every time you went to party you wound up finding the four boys who’ve changed your life for the better. Whether it be an established party or a grungey house party you would never imagine them being at. However this time, it was a party thrown by the twins themselves. There wasn’t any particular reason for the party, but that didn’t matter to them, or you in all honesty. You changed into your favorite outfit and did your makeup with tons of glitter, blasting your favorite playlist from the speakers around your apartment. You danced around as you added jewelry to your outfit and grabbed your bag that always hung by the door. Checking your makeup in the hallway mirror one last time, you shut off the music and started your journey towards the twins house. It was a short drive, one you were extremely familiar with. You were told to get to the house early, but judging by the amount of cars in the driveway, you were definitely a little late. You walked in without knocking and immediately ran smack dab into Sam. “Y/n! I’m glad you made it! How’ve you been? How’s work?” You could tell right away he was already a little tipsy, but you didn’t mind it. I mean, it was always nice to hear that someone wants to know what’s going on in your life.  “I’ve been good! Work’s been a bitch, but when is it not?” He laughed. “I’ve missed you!” “Sam, I saw you last week”  You had always been close to Sam. He was a total sweetheart and crazy funny, and you always had a good time when he was around. His girlfriend ruined the moment though, dragging him away from you before you could continue the conversation. She never did like you and you never understood why. “Nice talking to you I guess.” You mumbled as you ventured farther into the party. You greeted everyone that you knew and continued making your way towards the kitchen hoping to find a drink and if you’re lucky, maybe a joint or two. The kitchen wasn’t as crowded as you thought it would be, but you still felt uncomfortable with all the movement going on around you, and thankfully someone took notice. “Hey y/n, it’s good to see you!” You spun around to see Danny right behind you. He engulfed you in a hug that took your breath away, literally. “Danny! How’ve you been? Also please tell me you have weed on you.” You said the last part way to quickly, but you always knew he had some and you would much prefer to be high than drunk. “Of course I do, wanna go outside? This place is getting stuffy” He grabbed your hand and dragged you close behind him. He had never been this touchy with you, and you realized that it made your heart flutter. ‘Y/n I refuse to let you have a crush on him’ You thought as you had both made it outside. “Do you have a lighter? I forgot mine” He said as he pulled out a perfectly rolled joint from his pocket. One thing about Danny is he always rolled his joints perfectly, putting your almost perfect ones to shame. “Yeah I got one” You handed him the lighter you always kept in the front pocket of your bag. It was a shitty white bic lighter that barely had enough fuel to keep it lit for more than 10 seconds. “Aren’t white lighters bad luck for musicians?” “I mean I can light it, I just thought since you rolled it you should have the first puff.” He handed you the joint and lighter, “I’m not taking the risk, plus ladies first” He had a stupid grin across his face, one that you probably matched, You lit the joint and took a long puff, almost immediately feeling it. “Damn what is this stuff? It’s strong as hell.” He laughed and took the joint from your fingers. “Some shit Josh bought awhile back, I can ask him later.”

You both were totally faded and there was only enough left in the joint for one last puff. “You can have it, I think I’ll survive without one last hit” You both erupted into a fit of giggles, even though what you said wasn’t all that funny.  “Shotgun it?” He suggested handing it to you. “Oh uh, ok. Don’t expect much though, shotgunning has never been my specialty.” You took the last hit and threw down the tiny bit left and put it out with your shoe as you inhaled. You knew this could be a bad idea, having your lips that close to his would be too much, cause god he was beautiful right now. You pulled him in close and blew the smoke into his mouth. You quickly pulled away, knowing that was the only way you could stop yourself from kissing him. You knew you were red, but when you looked up at his face he giggled quietly. “Can I actually kiss you?” You didn’t even respond before your lips connected with his, you had always thought he was pretty, but this was the moment you knew you needed him in any other way than just platonic. He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you in close, and you tangled your hands in his long hair. It may have been the weed, but this was the most passionate kiss you’ve ever had. He pulled away with a goofy smile on his face, and you knew damn well you had the same smile.  “God you’re beautiful” You giggled and pulled him in for another kiss. You never wanted his lips to leave yours. After what seemed like hours he pulled away and rested his head on yours. “You know, I’ve never had sex while high” You admitted. “The twins have a spare bedroom if you wanna try it out.” You grabbed his hand, “Why not?”

(hehe i may add a part two, make this a slight friends with benefits to actual lovers thing? also i didnt reread this at all, im too lazy so sorry lmao)

[theganjadigest]

/r/trees FAQ!

Hello fellow ents, I've been on this sub for quite a while now and it's about time we have a solid FAQ addressing questions I see asked just about every day, sometimes more than once. My goal is to give in-depth, researched answers to many of these.

Of course, I am but human, so if you think Im wrong or have made a mistake, send me a pm and lets hash it out. If you all like it and it sticks around I want to continue updating it!

HOW TO CLEAN A GLASS PIECE

Cleaning a glass piece is way easier than you might think. Unless you have a very complicated piece, this method will work every time.

Soak your piece in 91% isopropyl alcohol for 10-15 minutes, up to 30 if it's really gunked up.

-For pipes the easiest way is to put it in a baggie -For bongs, rigs, large pipes, etc, find a way to either submerse the piece or fill it up all way in every spot you can.

Put some water through a coffee pot or boil it in a pan. You want it as hot as possible.

Pour the hot water through the piece and you'll see the dissolving resin melt right off the glass and get whisked away. Pour all of the water through to ensure the iso smell/taste doesnt longer, and tada.

This method also works for pieces made of most other materials.

For dab rigs that want to harvest reclaim:

Soak your piece in isopropyl alcohol for up to 2 hours, occasionally stirring it or giving it a gentle shake.

Empty the reclaim-laden iso onto a large plate and set it in a breezy area (or use a small fan) for 24 hours or until all of the alcohol has evaporated. Scrape and enjoy.

Run boiling water through the piece to finish cleaning it and remove any remaining alcohol.

An alternative method is heating up the piece just enough to turn the reclaim into liquid and let it collect in a harvestable location.

WHAT ABOUT SMOKING RESIN?

Age old question with a million different answers. After thorough research, here is what I have come up with:

Can you get high off resin? Yes, but it turns out the potency depends on many factors. Strains naturally vary in THC content for one, and not every toker tokes the same way; lighting habits, how often the bowl is cleaned, and how old the resin is has a lot to do with the potency.

On average resin has roughly half of the THC content your average bud. However, if the resin has been overheated or is old and subsequently been exposed to more bowls, it is likely to have a much lower THC content.

Why does it give me such a headrush if there is less THC?

This is likely due to asphyxiation. All that tar prevents your lungs from absorbing the oxygen they need, leading to a lightheaded feeling similar to holding your breath for a long time or standing up too quick. Smoking resin also often leads to headaches, likely for this same reason.

When you smoke resin you're literally smoking the byproducts of combustion. It is way more carcinogenic, it gunks up your lungs, and it tastes like garbage. I dont advise it.

WILL I PASS THIS DRUG TEST?

Since there is no blanket response to this question, I'll instead cover the general information. If your question is too specific for this guide, ask away ent!

To begin, lets make some labels.

• Rarely: Once a month or less • Occasionally: Once every other week or so, about a few times a month. • Often: At least once a week • Regularly: At least once a day • Heavy: Multiple times throughout the day

How long does THC stay in the system?

In the average clean person, THC is metabolized and expelled completely within about 3 days. If you smoke occasionally, it could take up to a week, but likely not any more. Smoking often it could take 2-3 weeks and regularly up to a month. Heavy users can expect to remain dirty for up to 2 months. These are generalizations of course, but it's an accurate baseline to figure out about how long until you're clean again. Remember to expect slight variations depending on your weight, level of activity, and diet.

How to get clean faster?

There is no sure-fire way to piss clean if you have smoked within the last couple days.

But what about those detox drinks? Well, they have extremely mixed results and often end up showing an unreadable test. This is because they basically just want to flush your system, and since they're technically dietary suppliments, they aren't regulated by the FDA and can literally be bullshit in a bottle.

The only proven way to speed up the process is to accelerate your endocrine system (you need to pee it all out). This can be done by exercising to burn fat that has the metabolites stored in it, sweating copiously (saunas work well), and drinking a lot of water. Cranberry or pickle juice is also common because they make you pee more.

What about saliva tests?

Dont smoke the day of the test and use Listerine before the test and you'll pass. If you have smoked the day of the test there is no guarantee that you'll pass. There are kits on the market made to clean your mouth so that you can pass, but I have no experience with them personally.

What about hair tests?

Hair stores THC metabolites in it indefinitely, as far as I know. Because hair takes so long to grow, most testing is done on the area closer to your scalp, with the size of the testing area depending on the timeframe they want you to have been clean for. There are shampoos but they seem to have mixed results at best. If you have smoked within the last week it likely wont show up yet, though.

TOLERANCE BREAKS?

What is a T-Break?

A tolerance break is when a regular smoker stops smoking for a while to allow their accumulated tolerance to drop.

Should I take a T-Break?

If you're starting to feel like you're getting less of a high or if it is taking more and more to get you to the level you want to be, a tolerance break may be in order.

Your body's immune system reacts when you smoke weed. It releases special cells to attack the intruding molecules and metabolize them, and just like when exposed to other foreign bodies, it learns how to fight it. The result is a shorter, less intense high. When you take a tolerance break you're letting your immune system "forget" about it for a little while so when you come back it cant respond as efficiently as it used to.

How long should a tolerance break last?

Well, that's up to you. If you take a break for a week, you'll get higher again for a little while, but it's pretty temporary. 2-3 weeks is generally considered a good amount of time away for the average smoker. The longer you wait, the more of a resistance your immune system will have to rebuild, and the longer your t-break will be effective.

I SMOKED FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DIDNT GET HIGH, WHAT GIVES?

Dont worry, this is super common! And most of the time it's just because you're a newbie at smoking.

Many first timers dont know how to properly hit a bowl, or they dont hit it hard enough so they dont ingest enough to actually get high. The second time is almost always successful.

Another possibility is that since the cannabinoid receptors in your brain have never experienced a cannabinoid other than the ones they create, they may simply block them. I find this unlikely though because I have personally experienced many people getting too stoned their first time.

I HAD MY WISDOM TEETH REMOVED, CAN I SMOKE?

NOOOO. Trust me, it isnt worth it. Smoking (and using straws) creates a suction that can, and will, rip your bloodclots out. This means that the hole where your tooth was is just that: a hole with a bunch of exposed bone. And it is painful.

I suggest using it as an opportunity to take a tolerance break, but if you insist on getting high while recovering, edibles are your only safe option. You see around about how you can bite on gauze, or use a gravity bong, etc., but none of those methods are foolproof. If you arent careful or if you even cough too hard, you can very easily ruin your next 3 weeks.

I've been through a double dry socket because I smoked when I shouldnt have, and it was one of the most painful experiences of my life. You have been warned.

Submitted August 02, 2017 at 01:59PM by BeautifulChickens via reddit http://ift.tt/2uWXCAK

[gendermesenpai-blog]

10:50am (whoo only took me 40 min this time)

daily sobfest

Blahh. Knee was ok yesterday after fucking with the saddle some more. I am not quite as afraid that it will explode now. Somewhat busy-ish day. Probably 20 miles. I need to start recording on Strava again so that I actually know how many miles I did. That seems important now. 

After work I went to Z&B’s hoping to just chill out bc we haven’t all chilled in weeks and then they whip out the Risk board and tell me I have to count pieces and shit. I had no patience for this, and they had no patience for me trying to get them to calm down about it, so I left. They actually made a point of starting over and redistributing all my pieces while I was still sitting there. 

It makes me really sad honestly. I don’t understand why they can’t ever just chill and talk. Every single time I go there they start with the fucking board games. But also I kind of wish I cared enough to play? But I don’t. It just seems stupid and it frustrates me bc I want to be social but I have no interest in playing competitive board games with drunk male bike messengers. Why am I like this

Woke up late this morning so I just dosed. Will have to dose tonight around 9:30. And then back to 8:30 in the morning. I am probably just making this up as I go along. It probably doesn’t matter when exactly I take them. I like being proactive idk

No new music yet. Not since Tuesday. I think that’s when I made my most recent one. I’ll try today after I smoke.

I have been smoking a loooot of weed. I am starting to reach the point again where I am spacey all the time. At first I wasn’t sure if it was the estrogen. But now I recognize it as the familiar point in my weed career where I reach the point of diminishing returns and have to take a tolerance break. I’ve been goin hard all day everyday for the couple months or so, not really sure. Probably longer. Bad memory etc. 

So I will probably need to t-break soon. I am also plotting how to get some wax. So maybe I will t-break leading up to the wax arrival and then that way I can be super conservative with my lil baby dabs. Instead of immediately going into the fat dabs as soon as I get it. Idk I haven’t figured out how I’m gonna do it yet.

Lots of dumb little comments throughout the week that I never even mentioned here in the blog. H and C talking in the elevator at state on Wednesday about Dave Chapelle’s new special. “I can trust a transsexual - they got their dick chopped off!” Hilarious. Original. Dave Chapelle doesn’t hold back and the powers that be are runnin’ scared! Tune in next time for ‘Dave Chapelle Scapegoats Trans People and Plays Oppression Olympics Despite Having Millions of Dollars’ only on Netflix! Wew.

Bossman yesterday talking about Z’s hair, saying it’s getting really long recently. “Looking kind of effeminate” he says kind of downwardly, insultingly. “J (z’s gf) likes that shit though.” Doesn’t even look at me or say anything to me. Moves right on to the next subject. My hair is way longer than Z’s, I have been shaving to the point of full babyface every day for 2 months, plus my facial structure is definitely starting to change already so if he wants to talk to about someone looking effeminate he doesn’t have to search far.

Or check this out, this was just yesterday - M posts some bullshit on FB about how he saw two homeless people working out a schedule for who gets a corner and he’s like “See, they can hold a schedule! Why can’t they work??” -_-

When he was explaining it to us he tried to frame it as “Why can’t we as a society do anything to help these people?? Clearly they are capable of working! We should give them jobs!” But I could kinda tell he was just saying it that way bc he knows I am social justicey (but just not the full extent since I gave up on educating him long ago) and in reality he probably actually thinks they should be able to get jobs for themselves.

Anyway so he posts that and then this trans girl who used to be his roommate challenged him on it, basically saying this is fucked up and your perspective on this is flawed, and he decides to get all buttmad about it and complain to us at the standby spot and I have to listen to him explain that this person is trans even though it has nothing to do with the story and then another messenger even says “but this has nothing to do with them being trans” and M says “well I thought maybe it was a hormonal thing.” WEW. And I’m just sitting there, 3 and a half weeks on E, making the face I always make and avoiding eye contact.

I don’t even have Facebook anymore. Why am I still dealing with Facebook bullshit when I haven’t had Facebook in more than a year? How has it reached a point where I am still dealing with Facebook drama except IRL now????

Apparently J (my roommate) knew her before she transitioned and said she has always been kind of standoffish or whatever. J (boyfriend of other J) was saying he has never gotten along with her and M interrupts and goes “yeah bc you’re a white cis male” WEWWWWWW. He even called HER ignorant at one point. The guy is a fucking clown.

I also noticed that M always says “trans person.” Like he is sort of refusing to refer to his ex-roommate as a trans *woman* so he just says “trans person” and then I’m probably the only one who even picks up on that subtext since no one else even cares at all.

He is a really terrible person and it’s frustrating that I have to interact with him almost everyday. I hope he gets fired from our company soon or quits. He is trying to be involved in my music projects as well and keeps taking it upon himself to show my music to other people. Which is grimy af between musicians I feel like since I never discussed that with him. Even if he wasn’t a shitbag I would probably take issue with that. He has no boundaries at ALL socially so this is probably just part of that larger problem.

All that aside it’s absolutely amazing how often cis people talk about trans people. It’s astounding. I never really noticed it before but they just can’t stop talking about us. 

Rant over I’ma smoke weed and try to music

edit: oh fuck I just looked at my calendar and remembered I have an appointment with my therapist today in like an hour. Sheeeeeet.

Also M is in the group chat right now blowing the shit up trying to see if anyone has a car to sell bc the one he just bought off A (another messenger) like 2 months ago is already dead

lmao karma is real

[theganjadigest]

TIFU by handing in a large assignment with two nugs flattened between the pages.

I don't even know what the hell to say. I feel so unbelievably dumb for having this happen. At the same time, this story couldn't have turned out better.

So let me try to explain what happened here, I'd give background but I think it's better if you just catch the details as they come up. I rarely smoke bud because I can never discreetly consume it in my dorm. I had an eighth of some stinky stuff, but more wax than I could dab in a year. So half asleep, already pretty dabbed out, I decide it's time to roll a joint. I sit down at my desk, open my jar and place 2 small popcorn nugs on the pages of my assignment I had just completed which was due the following day. The assignment was a rather large one which I felt required those fancy cover things made of plastic which give it a book-like feel. Knock at the door, slam assignment book thing shut, stash dab rig and seal jars. I look out the peephole and see my neighbor letting a friend in, meaning the knock I heard was on his door. I forget what I was doing, dab some more, and pack my bag for the following day.

Tomorrow goes well, I do not smell or notice anything as I hand the assignment to my professor with a smile. I get an email two days later asking for me to meet with my professor to discuss my assignment. Weird, but I'm still thinking she just wanted to discuss the work.

So I sit down in her office, and she asks me how I feel about this class, the workload, and my grasp of the material. I got very excited because this is my favorite class I've taken so far, and despite being challenging I find it satisfying. She tells me how I'm one of her favorite students, and how she thinks I'm among the hardest working of the class. She then asks me if I knew why she called me in to her office. I didn't need to play dumb, I WAS dumb. I told her I had no idea.

Without speaking, she opens my assignment on her desk and my heart drops as I see one flattened nug along the spine. She looks at me with a slight smile, and says "looks like you forgot something".

I almost broke down into tears. My heart sank. I bury my head in my hands and ask her if I'm going to get I'm trouble.

She laughs and says no. Then she adds "but I do have a few questions if you don't mind."

Skeptical, I shakily say "okay."

"When do you use this, and why?" She asks, picking up the flattened nug and inspecting it in her palm.

Anxiously, I say "I have chronic pain and it allows me to take far less opiate painkillers and anticonvulsants in a given day," I giggle and add "and a better question would be when don't I use this."

She tells me how she knows most kids at my age are experimenting with marijuana, and how with legalization many are more keen to try it. She says that when she found this in my assignment her entire view of this drug changed instantly. She says that if she hadn't seen this with her own two eyes she would never have believed that I use this. She tells me how she's been fed so many lies about marijuana over the years, and how in the last day she's been researching and found so many things she's been taught as fact are untrue. The first thing she cites is the myth that marijuana kills brain cells.

She asks me "do you think there are negative effects that this has on some people?"

I say "absolutely, the only people I ever knew who used this in high school were total burnout potheads who did nothing but smoke weed all day every day." I tell her it's very different for different people, how I've known responsible smokers who became alcoholics within a month of their first drink, and how I've known people who have had the reverse happen. I tell her I knew one girl who could smoke massive amounts and stay lucid, and how I knew someone else who would be gone to the world rolling around on the floor laughing after one hit"

She starts asking more targeted questions, still smiling the whole way.

"Have you ever found yourself too high to go to class? Or too high and still going to class?"

I respond "well yeah that's easy, any time I take painkillers. But no, never from weed."

She asks me "if you don't mind me asking, that week which you were falling asleep near constantly and drooling everywhere, what were you taking then?

I shake my head and reply "Oxy and soma."

She asks me how I feel about the painkillers, "since we're already knee deep in this topic" she says laughing

I tell her I couldn't even begin to tell her how much I despise them. I tell her how horribly dependant on them I've been at some points, how often they make me vomit, how high out of my mind they make me, how constipating they are, and how I've had them stolen from me not once, not twice, but four different times.

She asks "have you ever been judged for your marijuana use?"

I tell her that she's the first person outside of my family who has ever known.

Now here is where we went from giggling and smiling to full on explosive laughter.

She asks me "so how much is this? What would this be worth?"

With a sly smile, I respond "just this piece? Or including the one you snatched?"

We both burst out laughing and after she composes herself says "I have no idea what you're talking about" with a wink.

She then goes on to say how she has never tried it, but that her brother in law has a medical card and is a lazy fuck (her words). She was worried it would make her unproductive and ruin her career. She asks me "will this be enough for say, one person to get high?" She quickly adds "of course I mean someone else, not me!"

I say "this is probably enough to get at least one person high depending on their tolerence.

"What about one heavy user and one novice? Assuming this heavy user were to score a 95 or higher on his final exam of course!"

I look at her and say "well I mean, there's only one way to find out!"

And that's how my professor and I made the promise to smoke those two flattened nugs immediately after the final. We rolled the joint there in her office (I always keep rolling papers in my wallet), she held on to it and she told me that unless I get a 95 or above, she's keeping it for herself.

I'll write the update when the final comes around, she's going to grade it immediately after I finish.

Submitted March 13, 2017 at 10:57PM by IGaveMyProfBud via reddit http://ift.tt/2nihLi4