#it’s bEEN A WHILLLEEEE

[iwaasfairy]

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[satoruhour]

🪻ugh your drabble about sore reader reminded of this one hc I think of so much that it’s embarrassing. Imagine gojo getting on sorcerer!reader’s nerves to the point that she and utahime almost have an anti-gojo hate club, and one time while bantering with him she jokes about his size or how he’s so self centred he probably can’t even make a woman cum.

Satoru only says “wanna see what I’m all about?” and safe to say she gets dicked down like there’s no tomorrow. Throughout the night he also makes fun of her for being all talk in the beginning but cumming so easily, makes her beg for it, will never let her live it down. Next day Utahime’s real pissed she lost her club’s vice chairperson.

My kitty isn’t even purring atp she’s meowing loud and crystal clear. Satoru who’s smug and a big tease in bed is so unbelievably sexy to me

a/n: discussions of incompetent dick game LMAO, oral f! receiving, fingering, p -> v sex, unprotected sex, creampies, multiple rounds

OHHHH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY HYACINTH ANON sorry i took so long to get to this sobs. yes yesyes id like to think sorcerer was with them before but left the scene like nanami and never truly kept in touch with the students at tokyo high. id also like to think this happens before the actual series starts (ages 24 - 25) bc gojo might still be honing his technique and theres still that playful banter at that age. god and they have a school reunion and he does some annoying crap dude.... utahime is DEFINITELY debriefing with you after that whole thing. shes by your side the whole night recalling on the stupid shit gojo did as a hs kid, when he collapsed that mansion without putting up the veil. you had to calm her down LMFAO

but at the reunion there was alcohol and you both get hiiiiigh and all things get 18+ almost immediately, talking about how gojo def cant find the clit and he fingers women wrongly and cant make any use of his dick thats probs small 😭😭😭 which is like ... you also have an inkling that he might not be that small because he is .... 2 metres tall but ya never know with how cocky gojo is. and that inkling is gone instantly when u hear him talk cause his voice is so ANNOYING and dripping with cockiness. he also has that certain lilt in his voice that you realise he uses only with you, overly teasing and silky smooth and u hate how you notice that

gojo is fucked up as well, u know he doesnt hold his liqour well but hes sober enough to ask “wanna see what im all about?” and you especially hate how you look around to see where hime is at and when u just catch a glimpse of her heading into the bathroom, youre nodding slowly and you do nooooot know what youre getting urself into !

needless to say, gojo is already getting u so hot and bothered just from a simple kiss. he warped you two back to your apartment (bc he rather die than get found out by megs and tsumiki), which he has been to before !!!!! gods even the tension back then was so palpable but gojo was in a vulnerable place with geto and everything and didnt want to do anything that would hurt his heart more. you two make out for A WHILLLEEEE and if ure wondering if hes alr so good at kissing, what else is he good at ....?

youre proven wrong time and time again when gojo goes striaght for your clit, rubbing slow circles and he has u begging for more, more something just mere rubs. gojo has the gall to lick a stripe up your soaked panties and sucks a little at your clit and god he is LOVING the way all your previous insults about him fall short of your lips and doesnt have the same punch: “still doesnt prove your dick’s b-big—” gojo lips your panties to the side and eats you out. he eats. you. out. to prove a point but also he falls in love with your pussy, slobbering all over it and shit. “didnt tell my your pussy was so good, baby.” “cat got your tongue? do i live up to your standards?”

you realise hes cocky for a reason and that his tongue game is fucking insane. the same goes for his fingers, locking eyes when he first inserts his digits in and your moan is like heaven to gojo bc he likes nothing more than to prove people wrong. and this is the best way to do it !!!! “cum on my tongue, sweetness.” oh YOU DO !!! YOU DOOOOOO

and then you think gojos done with making his statement. nah. youre so fucked out just from oral and hes smirking down at you, bringing your hands to his crotch.

“what?”

“wan’ you to open my pants yourself.”

“so it’s small?”

gojo scoffs with a smile, he already finds himself addicted to you and your taste. “no. just curious to see your surprised face.”

it gets him off every time (even after dating. and cmon dont tell me you WONT be his gf or at least his fwb after this?) you react like that, mouth open and eyes never leaving his exposed cock that he could probably slam it inside.

wee woo and once he starts to fuck you ooohhhhhhggggghhh eveyrthing you say is INCOHERENT. you try to string words together, insults and name calling here and there but it’s always interrupted by moans and whines. “you’re so— mmhfuck— insanely anno— satoru!” its words and words but none of them make sense. youre drunk on his cock. he fucks you in every position imaginable and the first time he wants to pull out bc he isnt an asshole, you're trapping him between your legs and begging him to cum inside, inside, inside WOOOOWWW HE GOES INSANE.

“i’m on the pill, s-satoru! wan’ your cum inside, please, please—”

“you’re driving me fucking c—crazy. i will, i will.”

anyway yeah you guys go multiple rounds and youre rendered speechless at every turn, surprised at yourself that even when youre spent youre sinking down on his cock and riding him yourself right after you both came. everythings sticky and gross and gojos still sensitive but hes hooked on your pussy and lets you do whatever <33

the next morning u wake up caged in his arms and hes saying something annoying again. “wanna make this a regular thing?” and you attempt to reject him, pushing him away and getting up from your bed but youre sore everrywherreeee and he swoops in just as youre about to fall. “dick too good, huh?” you roll your eyes and just let yourself be pampered by him. you spend that next day just making out and being close to each other and u wonder what to tell utahime LMFOAAOAOA

you end up getting a few missed calls after gojo had sent a selfie of you both, blanket covering your naked bodies after doing the obvious and he just chucks ur phone to the side and continues to kiss you LMAOAOAOAO. oh sigh thats such a nice scenario maybe ill write it properly one day

hello hello!

[yjhzies]

Hi it’s been a whillleeee since I’ve been on tumblr. But I always seem to come back once I stan a new group. 😅 Just found out about Seventeen and I’m already thirsting over Vernon every day😩. Can you do a little future POV ff dribble about the reader who’s ex (Vernon) cheated with a close friend(or family member) and she finds out she’s pregnant when she’s damn near on the birth table. But the catch is she doesn’t tell Vernon cause she hates him but he finds out a year later and confronts her about it?? I like drama so I need this baaadddd. You could make this a series of him getting to know the bby if you want👀

HELLO HELLO!!! <33 about this req, im thinking of doing smth similar but it's almost completely different :( I hope you understand how bad I am at writing angst or drama type of fiction especially which includes the idol yk in a bad type of situation ☹️☹️

I'm not experienced in writing at all, so the most comfortable option for me is fluff. And so, im thinking about writing a dad!vernon instead?? A drabble or maybe anything. Atleast something I can actually write and not make it look rushed or weird <33 tysm for your request tho!

[timelessxmemories]

Yeah sure haha-Kaede

>:}

Heyyyy hiiiii, it's been a whillleeee -Lock

[sleepysillybaby]

i wanna share this but it’s embarrassing but but

so so i always have kokichi ouma as my caregiver in my mind 👉👈 he’s my #1 comfort character and i have a little universe in my head for years now teehee !!! so so he been my imaginary friend for a whillleeee and he takes care of me and ages with me and we have little storylines teeehee teeheeee

wanted to share :3

more under the cut!!

i call him ‘kiki’ or ‘kichi’ or ‘dada’ sometimes (in my imaginary universe he ages with me and it started when i was 16 and he was 17 in game so im almost 20 and he’s almost 21 so no calling him dada isn’t weird)

he help me regress a lot a lot

[r3ckl3ss]

I’m going to my sisters for the weekend, so I’ll hopefully have more energy to work on the overalls when I get back.

I’m being optimistic in bringing three books with me that I’ve been too scared to read for various reasons. Hopefully her children don’t distract me too much.

All my projects right now are pretty widespread with a lot of materials so I can’t actually bring them anywhere. With this fact and the fact I don’t have anything else to do I’m trying to force myself to read books on my physical tbr.

I’ve been on a reading slump for a whillleeee and I wanna get out. I have the song of Achilles, which I haven’t read simply because I’ve read the Iliad and I knew that it would be sad. I haven’t been in the mood for sad, but I will try.

I also have the deck of omens by Christine Lynn Herman. It’s the sequel to the devouring gray and honestly I read the first one solely on vibes and I’ve been scared the vibes of this one won’t be the same. Also afraid my brains changed since reading a lot of stronger/darker/poetic books since I read the first one.

Then I have hidden empire by Kevin J. Anderson that my mother got randomly for like 5 dollars without seeing what it was about. I have absolutely no idea what it’s about.

We’re gonna be taking pictures of my sister wearing the skirt I crocheted so I’m excited to see it on someone else. She’s gonna cut my hair too. I’m excited to see how it turns out even if she messes it up :)

[selkielore]

guys what’s happening i haven’t been this bananas about trc in a whillleeee like. remember in 2016 when i started crying on the staircase after school sophmore year and my mom was like honey what’s wrong! and i’m like fully wailing I DON’T WANT GANSEY TO DIE. i feel like that again like um. what’s happening. 

[mistahgrundy]

:D

I’ve been eating raw sauerkraut every day for like 4 days now and my abdominal pain magically went away suddenly.  Thank GOD because I couldn’t even think this past week or so nor could I sleep which wasn’t helping with the thinking either.

doctor thinks I have IBS but I think I might just have an extremely screwed up gut biome from chewing too much sugar free gum this summer (like 3 or 4 sticks a day too much). apparently sugar replacements can really fuck with the bacteria in your guts so wAaaAAAaatch out!!!

I mean a year ago I could eat beans fine no problem now if I eat them I feel like I’m dying.

Part of the reason I haven’t been productive in a WHILLLEEEE is because I was actually terrified I had cancer from about late summer to last month. glad I finally saw a doctor about that heh. I have an avoidant personality disorder in case you cannot tell

anyway I’m eating all the fermented things and taking probiotics I’m fixing this shit. I miss beans. just eating beans out of cans. that’s how I live damn it.

Also considering going vegetarian after this because I haven’t eaten meat in like a week and frankly I don’t miss it that much. not vegan though, too much effort, also I like eggs. I buy those brown cage free ones anyway, and I can’t swallow huge pills so I don’t particularly want to have to take vitamin supplements

anyway we’ll see if this is permanent or a fluke. I’ve got this gut pain + constipation constantly sword of damocles hanging over my head. at least I don’t have the IBS that turns you into a fountain, so hey some blessing in life I suppose

[krisgoatpher]

YEEEEE 'S BEEN A WHILLLEEEE :D

YEAH LMAOOOOO RARELY ACTIVE ON TUMBLR SADGE

US TOO :(( we've been on discord mostly!! its just a lot easier for rp lol

[iwaasfairy]

GEEZ I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE HATE NIGHTS- I can't believe people would do that at all, much less over a fictional character that isn't even offensive in any way- I mean, he's not my fav character, but to go that far is just insane! Damn some kids are WILD

ohhh yea,,, there's been some wilddd things thrown around in a lot of the anime fandoms here on the blr but that's one i remember well bc it was such a random, hateful thing for a whillleeee there. super weird tbh,,, yea for real wild

[2pcanadas-googlehistory]

//Just ordered my new binder <3

But apparently a FUCKLOAD of people have been ordering binders, so they just sent me an email all like “Heeyyyyyy soooo it may take us a whillleeee” Only not like that like, it was more professional.