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herebecritters · 10 months

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Step on up everybody, get your smooches here!

#happy tree friends #htf #who’s this nice lookin fella?#they sure seem nice and unassuming #nergal? who’s Nergal? never heard of him #I’m Pecky the Pika #now get on over here n pucker up #25 centaroos plz #it’s a steal!#htf oc #htf Nergal

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freackthejester · 2 months

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I had a dream that a bunch of people were making jokes about how the economy was so bad that gay people couldn't afford closets and were just "in the corner"

#i say stuff #might steal that

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fernsnailz · 4 months

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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

#if you use your LED brights on a busy highway im stealing something from your house.#ferntext

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tenderanarchist · 10 months

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These are so fun to make

#birds #birdwatching #memes #bird memes #fashion #birding #coopers hawk #white winged scoter #native birds #bird nerd #steal his look

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willabee · 2 months

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#willabee #stealing this caption from hyojin onf #it's true though willabee is very gentle and kind she never uses violence

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spooksier · 5 months

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

#text!#idk the trend of twt artists pretending to be stealing their own art to get engagement rly broke my heart #like nooo!!! the joy of art is in the making!!!!! its not in the reaction!!

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imperatoralicia · 7 months

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#video games #art #elder scrolls #morrowind #baldur's gate 3 #skyrim #i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are #sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest #makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha #update: i fixed the egg #imperatoralicia top hits

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justnoodlefishthings · 2 months

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The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

#im malding bc i read an article about some guy who beheaded a seagull for trying to steal his kids french fry #what the fuck is wrong with you

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getrope1 · 7 months

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You cant make this shit up

#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy #james somerton

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 5 months

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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quwyou · 4 months

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