#it’s a joke don’t hate me

[the-november-library]

Judging Sanremo 2023 contestants based on their outfits because it has to be done

Part I // First Evening // contestants 1 - 7

Anna Oxa in Yohji Yamamoto

Iconic Goth mom moment aka how I will look like when I finally retire to an old mysterious mansion in the woods.

gIANMARIA in MSGM

Anime hero meets Victorian child slowly dying of consumption. Great start but I need more commitment to the theme.

Mr Rain in GCDS

While I am a fan of glitter and sequins, it’s simply not enough to slap them onto an outfit and call it a look. Don’t be lazy - I know you can do better than that.

Marco Mengoni in Versace

YES. Needs a cowboy hat. And I would like to see more color on stage.

Ariete in Marni

Goddess yes! We even have an actual color! Can’t wait to see what she’ll be wearing the rest of the week.

Ultimo in Emporio Armani

Having tattoos is not a look. Sure, go ahead and call it urban, I call it boring. Step. It. Up.

Coma_Cose in Vivienne Westwood

You can’t go wrong with Vivienne Westwood. It gives British glamour with a sprinkle of Italian taste while accentuating the singers’ personalities. *chef’s kiss*

[hootyhoowoo]

Craning just a little, Shen Qingqiu looked past the lord’s shoulder.

Luo Binghe stared down one of the most powerful cultivators in the human world, and scoffed. His lips twisted into a smile that was anything but happy. Shen Qingqiu’s heart stuttered - though maturity had given his former apprentice’s features grace and refinement, they were of course still familiar to him. But he hadn’t ever seen such an expression on them before. It was the kind of look that taunted the person across from it, as if to say ‘come pick a fight with me - I’ll enjoy watching you lose’.

The bolt of heat it shot right through him was entirely inappropriate, and he immediately decided to pretend that it never happened.

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‘I Wish You Were My Husband’ -by Feynite Chapter 4

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

[the-meme-monarch]

edit: woe finished version upon ye here⬅️

YAY im either. 1/3 or 1/2 way though now i think

delilah and shrimpo are my favorite characters. the animatic is Not about Either of them but I kinda didn’t want to just post the video on its own since it’s Not Done Yet

[rystiel]

that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

[weirdglassthing]

LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

[llmsos]

I have a type😭

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[faithinlouisfuture]

the missing photo from sharls ig post (x)

[agathas-megacoven]

“hope you got the chance to, you know…” jinx really said “hell yes to same-sex marriage fuck no to inter-class ones, your girlfriends a stinky nepo baby and this is a class war ” and that’s too funny to me she’s about to become THEE revolutionary

[artea-artie]

Notice how I ship UsUk while respecting other shipping preferences, very demure, very mindful. I don’t go harassing people over which fictional characters kissy-kissy who. I don’t go accusing people of ludicrous, wild ideas because of a certain ship. I’m very mindful in the Hetalia community. See how I act mature? The way I respect my shipping community is how I respect the overall community. Those that decide to willingly insult others over fictional characters—*disappointed head shake* not demure.

[spnbrainrotawoooga]

if Sam isn’t woman coded why does he get “canon female love interest of the guy in a popular m/m ship” treatment from the fandom? 🤨

[peak-dumbass]

she Robots on my In til i Disguise

[the-meme-monarch]

category 7 looey moment

the doodle page was drawn before all their conversations were found, but their trinket Had been, (and my sibling got the scraps convo before it was put on the wiki) so i was anticipating them being more friendly w razzle & dazzle(complimenting trinkets) and goob(both having dual colors) than they turned out to be <:] but he IS very friendly with poppy and that makes me happy. also shrimpo death threats

none of this is ship art 👍💥💥

[inabstentia]

Nothing funnier than seeing someone who bash on Illario complain loudly about how they wish Lucanis in his romance was a charming, flirty Italian guy who act like the rich son of a mafia boss who always gets what he wants and is overall way more spicy.

Like, girl, I’m going to hold your hand when I say this —

[silverthelovebug]

Brooklyn’s phone is a hot commodity, isn’t it?