#it wouldn't fit you badd anyway

[gotproudparents]

Hey Keith! Hope Burton's been dealt with once and for all. Anyway, I really wanted to know what's the one thing that Esther does that drives you absolutely crazy for her. Also, I know she's really cute and fabulous and you guys are perfect for each other but you wouldn't necessarily picture a doctor and a girl group member together. What was the moment you decided "Yes. This is the woman I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with." And what do think made her say yes? I'm sorry for prying too much.

Hello back ‘atcha! Oh, I have a feeling that Burton won’t be around for very long. *smirks* I saw a pile of clothes and golf clubs strewn in his yard today. I’d normally call the neighborhood association concerning such an eye sore, but if it means he’s getting tossed out then I will let it slide.

Sweet, beautiful, stylish Esther… She just has to enter a room or generally breathe and I fall in love all over again. I’ll keep this PG by saying she drives me the craziest when she wears tight fitting slacks. I don’t call her Queen Honey Thighs for nothing! Don’t even get me started on Esther by the pool! Don’t think I’m just a superficial husband. I also love seeing her lounging while reading a good book, in her own world. It’s the most adorable thing!

I’ve always had a crush on Esther, even before she knew who I was. I was, and still am, a huge fan of She Badd. Esther was my, I think the kids call it, bias. Maybe I whispered something positive into the universe because on that faithful day she came into the ER, when I was a resident, I knew right then I had to marry her. I think the tipping point was when she called me out on trying too hard to impress her with my spiked hair and flashy clothes. She told me to be myself and that I was perfect as I was. What an angel! I believe Esther agreed to marry me simply because we were made for each other. She never had to hold on to her superstar facade in front of me. Even though I was in awe of her, I never treated her like a celebrity. She was just my extravagant, kitty cat loving soul mate.

[mushinpen]

... I gave in... and drew that sweater.