#it would be one thing if it were like the tetanus vaccine like ok you might be stupid for not getting that but it actually doesnt affect me

[vampyroteuthid]

i wish there had been a real national covid vaccine mandate and i am not even sorry about it i'm sick of this shit being perpetuated on and on by people who can't be assed to give even the smallest of shits about anyone else because theyve had their brains rotted by conspiracy theorists. there are still at least 1000 people a week dying from covid in this country alone and who knows how many cases since they stopped fucking counting but sure you don't want to "put chemicals in your body" or what the fuck ever. ohhhhh nooo you were asked to do something to help other people and you think it's "infringing" on your "freedoms?" should we call ronald reagan? eat glass

[alovesongshewrote]

Oh, don't worry! Gender neutral will do as well, it is better than nothing, I prefer so much the gender neutral stuff you don't even know how so. Btw, can I request Karl with a reader that is a sorcerer? They treat him with teas, move stuff around with magic, is a little bit chaotic but is always sweet to him?

I Put A Spell On You | Karl Heisenberg HCs

of course you can :D

i really enjoyed this prompt, im sorry it took so long to get it out, but you know how life is. anyway

NO WARNINGS NEEDED, THIS IS MOSTLY FLUFF

taglist: @mxcheese @blixeon @valentimmy @prismarts @chrysanthykios

So

The first time you met heisenberg it was

Kinda weird

Because he wasn’t conscious for it

Years before the events of re8

The metal man went out into the mountains

He was probably trying to escape miranda’s grasp, but it could’ve been anything tbh

Whatever it was

he got himself injured

He got knocked

All the way out

And he ended up lying in the snow waiting for death/waking up to several frozen limbs

That day

you were just wandering around

And by sheer fucking luck, you found his body in the mountains

And you went

“Oh boy, enrichment for the environment!”

And brought him home with you

You weren’t 100% sure if he would wake up

But you took care of him anyway

It was both the decent thing to do and

Y’know

Something to do

Sorcerer or otherwise, i can’t imagine that solitary life on a mountain is all that exciting

Anyway, yeah, you patched heise up

Warmed him up with potions

Made sure he didn’t lose anything to the cold

Made sure whatever injuries he had would heal right

Things like that

And let’s be clear, you taking care of him is the reason he woke up

Like, without you, he would’ve died

Or like

Become a screaming torso with limbs blackened from the cold

But he didn’t!

He lived!

He woke up screaming tho

And

in turn

that made you scream

so you both just

Screamed for five minutes while pointing at the other person

Like a spooky version of the spiderman meme

It was nuts

But anyway

Once he had a minute to adjust and understand what the fuck was going on, heisenberg was ok

You explained that you found him on a mountain, that you’re magic, that he’s lucky he didn’t die, etc

The whole, “I am a sorcerer” thing was

Possibly too casual

But he took it well

He asked what you could do, and, eager to show off, you showed him

You made your possessions fly around the room, you made the lights flicker a little bit

It was a spectacle!

In return, you asked why the fuck he was in the mountains

And he told you, eager to explain how shitty miranda is

You listened intently

And that was the start of a funky fresh companionship

From that point on, Heisenberg regularly came to visit you in your mountain home

He made you tools out of metal

Cauldrons, utensils, shelves, storage units, etc

And you kept him healthy and tetanus free with a mix of magic, tea, and eventually, modern science

Y’all got fuckin vaccinated

See

With you and Heisenberg

you’ve got one of them symbiotic relationships

You take care of each other

You feed off of each other’s chaotic energies

Maybe you make out sometimes, idk

And

You challenge each other

I mean

To be fair, you usually challenge each other in literal and dumb ways

Like

Y’all try to see who can throw a chunk of metal the farthest with their powers

Or like

Who can bend a metal bar the fastest

And it’s fun!

Much better than the solitary lives you would’ve lived otherwise!

But you also challenge each other to be more creative

Or to better yourselves in some way

(the definition of ‘better’ is very much up for debate)

But i digress

You also become Heisenberg’s drinking buddy

For both magic tea and enchanted alcohol

You actually make heisenberg tea a lot

And you send him back to the factory with teas

And the tea does everything

It helps with nightmares, insomnia, headaches, any pain left over from the cadou implant, etc

He doesn’t say it often, but you know he’s grateful

Just as you are grateful for all of the tools he makes for you

Speaking of

the tools he makes you are cool as fuck

Like, i already mentioned cauldrons and storage units

But i’m circling back to that because i just need to say:

Heisenberg has definitely made you a wand

OR A STAFF

And then you enchanted it

It makes your magic just a little stronger!

and

When he comes up with his master plan

Y’know, the zombie mechs army thing

YOU BEGIN TO STUDY NECROMANCY

To, y’know, help him out

As you do

Just

Helping your s/o defeat his evil not-mom by learning to make zombies so that he can give them mechanical upgrades

That’s romance babey

But yeah, no, it’s hell on poor ethan winters, because with your help, the metal army is a lot more effective

Their magic and biological components mix with their metal parts to make perfect soldiers for the perfect army

They are

Nearly unkillable!

Fucking

Rip ethan

Speaking of

You probably do help ethan when the time comes

Partially because heisenberg asks you to

(“Hey, buttercup? Could you paint a few arrows pointing Winters in the right direction? Thankssss.”)

But you also help because you aren’t totally evil and he’s just a dad looking for his kid

You feel kinda bad for him

So

You paint some arrows

Deactivate some of your soldiers

Maybe throw a chair at alcina if the opportunity arises, idk

(you decide if you’re throwing the chair physically or with magic, they’re both good)

You honestly have a pretty dope time

And when heise and ethan “die,” well

You’re a necromancer now

You bring them both back

They’re much more alive than the metal army!

You got good at reanimating the dead

Anyway, this got away from me, uh

The bottom line is

You and heisenberg work well together

You make each other stronger both in terms of your respective powers, your physical strength, and like

Emotions

Like i said, without each other, you both would’ve lived incredibly lonely lives

And every time you wake up next to him

It reminds you how lucky you are that you found him on that mountain

[pharmacyfollies]

Sweet Merciful Baby Jesus Lord God: Pharmacy Follies

When you have a bad sinus infection and have to call off of work....

-Willson Contreras is the Cubs version of me when it comes to answering a question and it's exactly why they don't send me to company meetings. ROFLMAO!!!

-It's too bad that the medical field hasn't found a way to prevent people from getting Whooping Cough, Rubella, Mumps, Measles, Chicken Pox, Tetanus, Shingles, Polio and shit like that. Imagine if there were vaccinations to prevent that and in the event that you did contract that shit, there would be huge buildings devoted to medical care where individuals, who are well educated in all areas of Medicine and Health, could take care of you and help you get better. I mean, vaccinations and hospitals! Can you imagine if these things were readily available in times of need?!! It's 2018! These things are more important than eating Tide Pods!!

In case you missed the sarcasm, for the love of all that's holy and sanctified, don't be like this idiot.

-I walked into an utter clusterfuck. At 1pm, there were over 100 labels printed. That was NOT counting what wasn't verified to print and everything that was coming through. When I left at 9pm, there were still over 100 labels printed. There literally was no waiting because there was no one filling scripts as there were 3 techs between 1 and 4 and there were lines at the counter and drive-thru. At one point, we had to start triaging scripts. The only things that were getting filled today were antibiotics and pain medications(as long as they weren't monthly refills). Everything else was for tomorrow. So you all can imagine the fun of that.

-First patient of my day.....

Asshole: "I'm here to pick up my prescriptions."

Me: "Do you have insurance?"

Asshole: "Yes, I gave them the card yesterday."

Me: "Ok, I see you have Medicaid. Medicaid has moved a lot of patients to managed care. Do you have that card?"

Asshole: "No."

Me: "Let me see if I can find coverage."

I find the new insurance information and here's where the party starts....

Me: "Ok, I found the new insurance information. If you want to wait, it will be at least 30 minutes."

Asshole: "I dropped them off yesterday and they should've been ready."

Me: "I see that, however, the insurance card you showed was not the correct one so your scripts did not get filled."

Asshole: "So how is that my problem?"

Me: "It's your problem because you didn't give them the correct billing information. Now, I could've made you go home and get the correct card, however, I decided to look it up for you to save you a trip. So because you didn't have the correct insurance card, your script did not get filled. Now that it's corrected, I can fill it but it's going to take 30 minutes. So at this point, you got 3 choices: Wait 30 minutes, come back in 30 minutes or I can hand your scripts back and you can try your luck at a different pharmacy? What will it be as I have a long long behind you?"

Asshole: "I'll wait 30 minutes."

Yeah, that's what I thought. And let this be a lesson, folks! Please have your CURRENT insurance information with you. Do NOT assume that we automatically have it or that we'll take the time to look for it for you because that's NOT the pharmacy's responsibility. My job is to bill the insurance, preferably the correct and current one. By showing your current insurance information at the time of drop off, you prevent problems like this from happening in the first place.

-For the love of all that's sanctified and holy, if you are on maintenance medication, do NOT wait until you have NO MORE medicine to seek a refill. One of my regulars had to learn this the hard way....

Regular: "I need to get refills on 5 medications and I'll wait."

Me: "There is no waiting right now. We're extremely backed up and the only things we're filling tonight is antibiotics and pain medications. Refills are being put in for tomorrow afternoon."

Regular: "But I have no more medication!"

Me: "Why would you wait until you have no more medication to get a refill?"

That's when she proceeds to stare at me as if I have rainbow colored dicks shooting out of my ears.

Regular: "Can't I come back later on tonight?"

Me: "No, I'm sorry. We're too backed up and I can't guarantee that they'll be ready. If anything, you can try filling them at a different pharmacy. Otherwise, we can have them ready tomorrow afternoon."

Regular: "Can you call the pharmacy down the street and see what their wait times are?"

Me: "No, I don't have time for that. I have too many people in line behind you to do that. Here's their phone number, you can call them."

I have a feeling that she went to complain to management but we can only do so much with the limited help we have. And this, my friends, is why you do NOT wait until the last minute to get refills. You should refill your shit at least 5 days ahead of time so you don't end up in a pickle like this.

-Idiot: "I'm here to pick up a prescription. I was in here earlier and you didn't give me my other son's prescription."

Me: "That's because you only gave me one name."

Idiot: "But if you see there's another prescription for someone else with my last name, you should tell me."

Me: "I can't assume that the other person is related to you and that's actually a privacy issue. One that I can lose my job over. So if there are other people in your family that may have prescriptions ready, you have to give me their names."

Idiot: "Trust me, my last name is uncommon. They're related to me."

Me: "That's interesting as I have an uncommon last name as well. Yet, at least 10 different people come here with the same last name and NONE of them are related to me. So again, if you're picking up scripts, it's best to give me a list of names otherwise I'm only selling you scripts for the names you give me."

Please don't assume I'm psychic and know every person in your family.

-One of my regulars was in line and when he got to the counter...

Regular: "Holy motherfuck! Are you all giving away gubment cheese?!!"

Me: "Don't get me started."

Regular: "I ain't gonna give you shit as I already seen the assholery you've been dealing with. No one got their right insurance card but that's your fault. Their doctor didn't call their shit in but that's your fault. Their doctor called their shit in and told them it would be ready in 5 minutes but it's not so that's your fault. They see your busy as shit but want to act like assholes. However, I'm going to make your day easy. Here's my current insurance card and I'll pick this shit up on SATURDAY! How about that?!"

Me: "God bless you."

Regular: "You want me to bring you something to eat?"

Me: "No, I'm cool. Thank you though."

Regular: "How about some coffee?"

Me: "No, I'm good. That's very kind of you."

Regular: "Vodka and a shot gun?"

That's when a huge shit eating Kool-Aid smile was on my face.

Regular: "I knew that would do the trick!"

Me: "Quit playin before you get me fired!"

God bless the decent people who utilize common sense.

-Asshole: "I need to get a refill on this."

Me: "You have no more refills. We'll have to contact the Dr. Do you still see Dr. C?"

Asshole: "No, I have to see a new doctor now."

Me: "OK, which Dr are you seeing now?"

Asshole: "I don't know. I have new insurance and they told me I have to switch doctors."

Me: "I can't send a Dr a refill request unless I know who the doctor is."

Asshole: "Can you call the insurance and find out?"

Me: "No, I can't call the insurance. That's your responsibility."

Asshole: "I don't have their phone number."

Me: "Which insurance do you have?"

Asshole: "I don't know. It's a new one."

Me: "So let me get this straight. You want me to send a refill request to a doctor whose name you don't know. You want me to contact the insurance to find out who the doctor is but you don't know who the insurance is. Do I have that right?"

And he's looking at me as if I'm nuttier than a bag of squirrel shit for asking such questions.

Me: "Look, I can't help you. Go home, find your insurance paper work and I'm sure you'll find a phone number. Call them and find out the name and phone number of the new doctor and I'll send him or her a refill request."

That's NOT the best part. The best part is one of my cool ass regulars was behind him and he saunters up to the counter with this fucking hilarious look on his face and says...

Regular: "Unless I'm higher than a kite, did that dude just ask you to call his doctor but doesn't know the doctors name?!"

Me: "You heard right."

Regular: "The next time I see you at Wrigley Field, I'm going to buy you several drinks. You deserve it."

Me: "Thank you."

I swear to God, the party never stops at the pharmacy!!

-Is my pharmacy the only one to get an influx of fruit cakes wanting flu shots now? Ever since people see on the telly that people are keeling over from the flu, they want flu shots. The fun begins when they can't understand how we have a limited supply, because they're a day late and a dollar short, because most folks came around September-October to get their flu shots. You know, *before* flu season starts.

-What I'd like to do when I come back from lunch and see a long line going around the corner from the pharmacy.

-I was eagerly awaiting Robertfrank615's response to this Tide Pod fuckery and he did NOT disappoint! LET'S GOOOOO!!! ROFLMAO!!!

[inwintersolitude]

Do you know anyone who works in a laboratory? Not currently, but my dad used to work at a laboratory. But he was an engineer with his own office, not one of the people who mainly worked in the lab.

What was the very first social media site you signed up for? Xanga.

Can you see yourself marrying your current partner? (if you have a partner) We're already married.

If you were in a coma, who would be making healthcare decisions for you? My husband.

Are you the type of person who knows exactly what they want in life? Somewhat. I'm very decisive about many things, but certainly not all things.

Do you have commitment issues? No.

What was the last thing you had an allergic reaction to? The tetanus vaccine. I got the booster shot about 7-8 months ago, and it made my hands go numb and tingle off and on for a few weeks afterwards. Apparently only 2 out of one million people experience that type of reaction.

Have you gone out to dinner in the past week? Yes.

If you were to start a business, what kind would it be? I have no idea. I think the only businesses I'd have the required knowledge/experience to run would be a flight school or a small charter aviation company, but I'd never actually want to start/own either type of business. Too much stress, too much financial risk, too much liability.

What was the last thing you felt nostalgic about? Living right next to my favorite national park, and going for frequent hikes there.

What's something you've done that sounds too crazy to be true? I used to be able to pull airplanes by hand, at my first airport ops job. Granted, nothing larger than a Cessna 172, but still, that's a pretty impressive feat considering I was only like 115 lbs back then! I used to be a beast.

Are there any flowers planted outside your house? Yes, but they're not doing too well, thanks to the heat and me occasionally forgetting to water them.

What was the last thing you drank? Water.

What's the weirdest decoration you've seen in someone else's home? I'm not sure.

Did you have your own bathroom when you were growing up? No, my brother and I shared the upstairs hall bathroom.

Do you live near the ocean? No. It's a few hours away.

What has been the worst thing that's happened to you today? I'm not sure. Today has been good.

Do you know anyone who never disciplines their children? No one I know personally. But I still see many clearly-undisciplined children while out in public.

What's the longest you've gone without leaving the house? Probably around a week, after coming home from the hospital after my corrective kidney/bladder surgery when I was a kid.

Are you more of a practical thinker, or more of an imaginative thinker? I'm much more of a practical thinker.

When was the last time you were sick? What did you have? A little over a month ago. I had a cold.

Does anyone in your family smoke? No.

Name three random colors: Silver, dark blue, green.

Color #1: what's the nearest object that is this color? A picture frame.

Color #2: would you ever paint your living room this color? No.

Color #3: would you ever dye your hair this color? No.

What's your opinion on hunting? I'm only ok with it if it's for the meat, and as many parts of the animal as possible are being used in some way. I am 100% against trophy hunting and hunting vulnerable/endangered animals.

How well do you know your neighbors? We know the next door neighbors enough to say hi and chat for a little bit whenever we see them. We don't really know any of the other neighbors, though.

How far are you into the book you're currently reading? I haven't started a new one yet. I have about 5 on my to-read list and I haven't decided which one to read next.

Have you ever had a pet escape and run away? No.

Do any of your exes know each other? I don't have any exes.

What's an opinion you find impossible to take seriously? Oh, there are many. The opinion that Trump is a good president and not an incompetent shithead... the opinion that the earth is flat, or that contrails are real, or any other obviously-false conspiracy theory... the opinion that homeopathic “medicine” is legitimate and effective... etc...

What was the very first election you voted in? The 2008 presidential election.

Do you know how to make omelettes? Yes, but I haven't made one in years.

Do you feel positive and optimistic about your future? Yes.

[theretirementstory]

Have you ever wondered where the time has gone? Do you feel like you haven't achieved all that you set out to do? Well I cannot believe that we are almost at the end of September, another season is upon us, and am I worried about what I have not achieved so far? No in the least! I would go so far as to say that I have achieved a very great deal since I arrived in France on the 30th June. After having a week's holiday here in Bar-sur-Aube, I de-camped to Etourneau near Surgeres for what turned out to be a three week stay, during which time I made many friends and bought myself a car. The beginning of August saw me heading back to Bar-sur-Aube in my car. What a lovely drive it was too (once I managed to find the A10!!) although I drove it over 2 days it was a pleasurable experience. The Pomme D'or Hotel in Bar-sur-Aube was a great place to stay, and I now use the bar as my watering hole. I appear to have been accepted by the regulars in the bar which is very welcoming. After many nightmares my furniture finally arrived. I have become very good friends with the Chef de police municipal as she organised getting the van into the old town. Then I had to register my car - which should have been easy except I was given the wrong part of the "log book" and ended up having to wait for that part to arrive before said registration could take place. I went to the "Tax Office" in town with my forms from the Tax office in England, all forms fully completed in English and French apart from my French Social Security Number. Oh they did not seem to be in a hurry to sign the said forms and where is my Social Security Number? Where indeed! I am waiting now to see if CPAM issue me with a temporary number and then my actual number in order that I can tie up this loose end Have now registered with a doctor, had routine blood tests and was vaccinated against polio, tetanus, diptheria and whooping cough (really need my social security number as these were not cheap?. Finally had my wifi and television installed. Now just need to find out who is paying taxe d'habitation and essentially the television licence!! I also had visitors from England for one week at the end of August!! Next milestone - I have signed up to a French course which starts on the 9th October - cannot wait. Using birthday money (yes I had a birthday in between all of this) I bought myself some wool and have started knitting a jumper for winter. Hope it is finished in time!! Also found out in the wool shop that there is a knitting club on a Wednesday afternoon. Think I will head over there today. All of this in Bar-sur-Aube since I arrived here on the 2nd August. I really think I deserve a pat on the back. On Sunday afternoon the weather was glorious so I took myself off to one of my favourite places in town to sit by the river in the sun and relax. The picture above was taken there. Ok so now it is down to the mundane things in life - got ironing to do, lunch is going to be homemade carrot and lentil soup (at least I made that yesterday so it just needs re-heating). Have a great day wherever you are and whatever you are doing.

[szopenhauer]

what is the weather going to be like where you live tomorrow? who knows, forecast is lying

who lives in your house and what are they doing right now? my parents, dunno, they just finished eating

does your best friend live near you? my dad lives with me

what is the last place you kissed someone, if ever? her apartment

how do you like to express yourself? in every possible way?

whose birthday is coming up? my sister’s 

what do your favorite pair of shoes look like? can’t choose only one pair

what city do you live in? what’s the population? I’m not sharing that

what time are you going to sleep tonight? we’ll see

who is the last person you hugged for a long time? parent

what are your top five favorite cities? that I visited or would like to?

how did your parents pick your name? my mom liked it 

do you want to move out? yes

how long would it take you to walk to the house of the last person you kissed? walk? :o omg...

what did you last have a conversation with one of your siblings about? what happened on Wednesday

other than a dislike button, what’s something you wish facebook had? hmm...

which part of your day was best: morning, afternoon, or night? I hope night will be good

what’s something you would do drunk but never do sober? I’ve never been drunk so no idea

what is more annoying, people who take forever to reply to texts or when they only say ‘k’? both are annoying but constant ok or XD are basically K.O. of the conversation

have you ever had a night that’s been hands down the best night of your life? if so, describe what happened? can I count dreams tho?

what time do your parents normally get home from work? mom’s retired and my dad either 8 am or 8 pm

what is a word, if any, that you always have trouble spelling? cześć and similar with ść like iść myć and sometimes also words with l and r inside like galeria as I switch those and there’s garelia instead

what was the last awkward moment you experienced? my whole life is awkward

last thing that really hurt you? physically or emotionally/mentally?

are you ever afraid to be yourself? if I can get beated or even killed for that

did you kiss or hug anyone today? hug

how many people have told you they were in love with you? ugh...

is any part of you sad at all? always

would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone? my gf obviously

honestly, if you could go back one month and change something would you? maybe

are there certain things that can’t be joked about with you? yeah

do you still talk to the last person you kissed? even now

do you have a bad temper? I guess

do you believe that there’s good in everybody? who cares if there’s more bad/evil in them

are you the funniest of all your friends? don’t wanna brag but... 

have you ever gone to work with a hangover? never been hungover

what pisses you off the most? shitload of stuff

are you emotional? might be

what’s something you wish you could go shopping for right now? if I had my own apartment...

have you done anything illegal in the last three days? no do you ever get shy around the boy/girl you like? sorta

have you ever gotten soap in your mouth for cursing? do you think that’s right to do to kids who curse?: luckily not, that’s awful, don’t do that

what age do you think is appropriate for kids to start watching horror movies with lots of gore?: never, kid or adult, those movies shouldn’t exist in the first place

do you know what the word “polyamorous” means?  I know

how many bug bites do you currently have?: about 10, first time in my life I’ve been bitten so hard and yet ppl dare to say there are no mosquitos this summer

do you have any wind chimes outside your house? how many?: we don’t, my mom used to have bamboo one inside but somehow it’s gone now

do you know someone who actually had someone give them a bouquet of real roses and one fake one, and tell them they’ll love them until the last one dies?: wow :o

which do you like better, firefox or internet explorer?: Opera but Firefox if I had to choose between those two craps

do you have a flat stomach? would you ever wear a belly shirt to show it off?: it ain’t flat but I still wear crop tops when I’m in the mood for that

with eyebrow piercings, do you prefer the ring or the curved barbell?:  I don’t care 

would you date someone who was five years older than you?:  I don’t think so

if you had to have one drug (illegal ones, like marijuana and cocaine and all of them) right now, what would it be?: none

would you ever get a sleeve or a half sleeve on your arm (we’re talking about tattoos)?: hell no

do you have a wireless mouse and/or keyboard?: not wireless

do you think your biological parents love each other?: what even is love...

would you rather live alone in a huge mansion or alone in a small studio apartment?: small apartment is enough, I don’t have to clean whole mansion haha or pay for all the electricity and such

if you came across child porn on your computer, what would you do?: not possible as only I use it

what’s the name of the street you live on?: that’s personal

how often do you use “<3”?: rarely

how do you feel about abortion?: it’s complicated, I don’t want to talk about it

what’s one thing your grandmother does that you can’t stand?: ...

did you ever notice how it’s more tragic if a younger person dies than an older person, even if they both died of the same cause?: it’s because old person had time to live and it’s normal they’re going to die soon on smth anyway, kids and teens or even young adults should have an equal chance in life 

how often do you wash your hair?: recently basically everyday

do you think the price for a movie ticket is too high these days?: I agree have you ever been to a drive-in movie theater?: nope

what’s your favorite musical?: Cats is the only one I like, I hate musicals

Have you ever watched a beaver build a damn before? not irl, just documentary/online

How often do you get spam in your email? all the damn time, 99% of emails are spam and it makes me mad

Do you use “shall” or “should” more often in speech? should only

Do you know anyone who can read Braille? I learned but forgot already

Do you ever wish that you had a tail? kinda

Do you prefer garden snails or water snails? all of them snails :)

Do you pay attention to detail? often

Would you wear a veil at your wedding, if you were to get married? I prefer capes or trains for that matter but veils aren’t a bad idea either

Are you a male or a female? I’m a cis female

Do you like fairytales? not a fan 

What is your favorite type of whale? I think they’re pretty cool in general, don’t know enough about types

Do you prefer paper bags and plastic bags when you go to the grocery store? Or perhaps those reusable ones? depends

Do you like your country’s flag? it’s... boring

Do you like things that have a zigzag pattern on them? sweaters

Has the airbag ever gone off in the car before, with you in it? no

When’s the last time you used a dishrag? today

What does your favorite bag look like? can’t decide

list two facts about your last kiss. it was with a woman that I’m dating in her apartment - ok that’s three facts lol

what was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning? my skin is awful

have you ever worn the opposite sex’s underwear? nah

have you ever kissed in a pool? I haven’t

have you ever lied to protect someone’s feelings? yep

how did you meet the last person you kissed? mutual friend in high school, we went to the crappy concert together

whats something that really grosses you out? plenty of stuff that I don’t want to even think about 

what is the oldest person you would date right now? my age is old enough 

do you use your middle finger often? I suppose

how many people have you kissed in your entire life? one

how many hours has it been since you woke up? at first I woke up at 6 am then half past 10 am and now it’s 3 pm

are you listening to anything? not currently

has anyone ever sprayed you fully clothed with a hose? I don’t recall but would be pissed

do you own an umbrella? I borrow my parents’ umbrella when I have to because I hate umbrellas

what do you have in your pockets right now? no pockets!

how many keys are on your key chain? just one

what do they go to? my house 

are you wearing a shirt that has a sports team logo on it? ewww, no way

have you parents ever hated one of your boyfriends/girlfriends? my mom doesn’t like the fact I’m into girls so... how old is the last person you kissed? 28 

how old were you in 1995? 3

how old will you be in 2027? 35

what brand of shampoo do you use? Family splash

who was the last person to give you money? family member

have you ever dreamt of someone you barely know? that was weird

when was the last time you went to the ocean? saw the sea once, not ocean

do you know how to give cpr? not best

have you ever taken a pregnancy test? what for?

have someone seen you naked in the last month? yup

what kind of doctor did you go to the last time you went? had to get vaccine against tetanus after I was bitten by the dog this Wednesday

are you jewish? am not

have you ever wished your eyes were a different color? it’s not that important

how many times does “n” occur in your full name? twice

what are you initials? Z.C.

what is something that always makes you feel pretty? *rolling my eyes*

how many songs are on your mp3/ipod? I don’t remember, I didn’t use it in a long time

have you ever flashed someone accidentally? in elementary I had no boobs so I didn’t wear a bra and there was PE and I was teaching my classmate how to do a carthwheel and I flashed a certain boy who was bullying me later in life (middle school), he said - You’re wild

do you ever crack your knuckles/back/ankles/wrists/etc?: I despise ppl who do that, stop!

if you walk by a mirror, do you look at yourself in it?: try not to

what would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive person they had ever seen?: think it’s a prank 

have you ever shared a blanket with someone?: sure

what is more important, happiness or trust?: happiness includes trust

do you ever think “what if” about anything?: overthinking for life

do you care too much/not at all/just enough?: all at once lmfao

are you a morning person or a night person?: night but I’m barely a person

what would you do if you opened up your front door and your doorstep was full of surprises?: what kind of surprises?

if you were offered a shot of whiskey right this second, would you accept?: thx but no

do you have a good relationship with your mother?: not as much as I’d like to

the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?: 3 - on a cam/video chat, publicly and on her bed

are your nails painted?: they’re not painted

are you someone who worries too often? 24/7

do you like thunderstorms?: I like how lightning looks like and the sound of thunder but weather makes me feel ill so...

would you like to see a tornado at some point in your life?: if it didn’t kill me

could you stay in the same relationship for over a year?: I assume

who has seen you at your “worst?“: family and partner

will you kiss the last person you kissed again?: we plan to

if you could have one super power what would it be?: healing - myself and others

what’s your opinion on people wearing high heels to school?: dumb

do you listen to any music that doesn’t have lyrics?: can but don’t do that usually

do you stutter when you get nervous?: nah

do you attend church regularly?: I listen to the mass every Sunday

what is your favorite superhero movie?: can’t choose only one

do you watch gossip girl?: no

what do you get whenever you go school shopping?: I’m done with school however, back when I did do school shopping, it was about notebooks mostly

what is your #4’s dog’s name?: I didn’t have so many 

do you consider yourself responsible?: depends

are you tired?: yesss

do you think that aliens exist? it’s possible

what do you doodle most often?: *shrug*

if you went to jail, what would you go for?: smth I didn’t do, I would be framed

are there any bruises on your body right now?: weird but not even after that unlucky Wednesday, my skin isn’t bruising easily

if you died next week, what would be the cause of death?: heart attack, allergy, accident etc

what do you think about dating websites?: didn’t help but OKC have fun questions :P

what is your favorite thing to get at starbucks?: I don’t go there

what about at mcdonalds?: french fries

do you wear contacts or glasses?: if I had to I’d choose glasses

how many clocks are in your room?: just cellphone and computer 

how many fridges are in your house?: ... 1

what is the best way to tell someone that they stink?: too ashamed to point that out :x

what time will you go to bed tonight?: 11 pm but probs will fall asleep before 2 am as usual

How do you feel right this moment?: not good

What does the last person you kissed name start with?: M.

How many people have you kissed in the last 5 months?: no one else

When did you last have sex?: recently

State the lyrics stuck in your head at the moment.: I'm hard on the outside but if you see inside, inside, inside 

What do you currently hear?: not a single thing and happy about it

What would you do if your doctor told you, you were pregnant?: they’re mistaken as it’s not possible

If you’re dating someone how long have you been together?: about 2 months

What’s the longest relationship you have ever been in?: dunno if I can count that as relationship 

Do you know anyone who has gotten an abortion?: used to know

Are your parents strict?: they’re weird

What grade are you in?: graduated 

Have you ever kissed in the rain?: wouldn’t want to, I imagine it being uncomfy

When was the last time you seen your mom?: she just opened my room’s door without knocking to ask me for another favor

Do you and her get along good?: won’t say so

Have you ever stole anything?: not really

What’s the last thing you heated up in the microwave? I don’t use a microwave, I heard they’re bad for your health

Have you ever felt like a slave before? kind of

How often do you shave? What do you shave? not your business

Whose grave did you last visit? been to the funeral but besides that my brother’s

Describe a time when you felt brave. nie czuję się odważna tylko dzielna tak jak nie jestem cierpliwa lecz mam silną wolę

Have you ever participated in “the wave”? if I’m thinking what you’re thinking

Have you ever accidentally waved at the wrong person before? worse

Oh no! Your house is on fire! What’s the first thing that you try to save? important documents, pendrives, photo albums, my fav stuffed animal (but most importantly myself and my fam)

Do you remember to save your documents? I’m paranoid about it

Are you the person who paves/smooths things over in an argument, or do you just add more fuel to the fire? I must confess I quite often add fuel but not every single time

How many pets do you have? just my doggo