#it was wilford or the author or google

[kevinzhechair]

This took 3 days and 12 hours to complete, but I am happy with how it turned out ^^. The frames on their own under

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Was rewatching the charity live stream with the Derekson and Santaplier is up first right?

Apparently:

Bing is the resident shoplifter

Google has killed 3 people

Dark has done nothing wrong ever and is a big sweetheart

Wilford is always killing everyone and Santa has BEEF with him

Santaplier is bitter about not being in Markiplier TV

Author scares Santa

Lemme just incorporate that into my Manor ‘verse rq.

[vanilla-ending]

Random Markiplier ego headcanons: Relationships edition (platonic, familial, romantic!) 🩷

Bing, Derby (Cool Patrol Leader), and Marc (E-Boy) are all friends- they’re the shades boys and do dumb shit like make tiktoks of Bing trying to pull Derby on his skates while skateboarding down a street-

Derby and Bop (MarkiplierTV) are Yancy’s younger brothers. They all have the same dad but different moms, and are thick as thieves with each other. Part of Yancy’s incarceration was protecting his brothers from his mother. The younger two visit him on third Sundays 🥺

There is a possibility that Actor is Yancy’s father. There is also a possibility that Actor has attempted to treat Marc like his son despite their vast generational gap-

The Nightguard and the Survivor (FNaF Musical and Resident Enis musical) are brothers, who got separated when their lives went in different directions. They only meet again in the manor with their own sets of trauma and a quite bond over singing

Speaking of singing, there’s a Glee club type get together between all the egos who sing (Yancy, Derby, Bop, NG, and Res-), where they mostly just sing and Yancy tries getting them to do original songs he’s written (even if Bop is only vocalizing and not verbally speaking-)

Ed Edgar and Derek Derekson are work partners, who are attempting to fight for their businesses to get more advertising time on the Markiplier TV scheduling. They’re both awful fathers who convince each other they’re just Doing the right thing :/

Eric has been lowkey adopted by Captain Magnum, the two bonding over their prosthetics at first until Magnum offers to get the boy his sea legs, wanting to take Eric away from the loud bustling manor and onto the “calming” sea. Eric is just happy someone so big is being nice and caring to him 3:

Dr. Iplier and Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) are cousins, who don’t know exactly why their last names are so similar but Different, but don’t really care. Edward (Iplier) and Greyson (Plier) have coffee together in the morning before their appointments and chat often, they have a solid relationship 🩷

Dark and Wilford are in an open marriage, Wilford enjoys flirting and being with many other egos while Dark is content as long as their husband returns at the end of the night to sleep with them.

Dark and Wilford have also unofficially adopted the King of the Squirrels as their youngest kid, as well as Ayano (Yandere) who was possibly the bastard child of William and Celine in their past life. All she knows is these adult egos feel safe to go to when she’s in trouble at school-

William and Michael (Actor) were brothers, Michael was adopted into the Barnum family and adored his older brother until their adult years, when the affair came to light. In the manor, Wilford has no idea why his spouse despises the depressed Actor that he just wishes to befriend!

Micheal had a short relationship after his divorce, with a writer named Arthur (Author) who wrote him violent poetry and made him feel adored. Now in the manor, Actor finds himself fondly listening to the Host when the man reads in the library ❤️

Google Blue is assigned the task of working with the Engineer to keep the man busy now that he doesn’t have a ship to take care of, leading to the Engineer to grow affectionate over the android as the “nicest” person in the manor (seeing how they barely leave the lab)

Murdock (A Murder With Markiplier) and Yancy are in a relationship that started as only physical and developed into more personal, both sharing their interests with each other the more they hung out. Murdock offers his couch in his apartment for Yancy when he gets on parol

The Googles do not see each other as siblings, more as separate parts of one being. They share files and memory space between each other, work on the same projects, simply having their own color coded folders for anything deemed unnecessary to share between each other. They all see Bing as a reluctant colleague while he sees them as his friends-

Edward has taken responsibility for HeeHoo, while it isn’t domesticated enough to stay in the manor full time, he leaves a cellar door open with a nest of fabrics for HeeHoo to curl up in during the cold months, as well as bowls of food and fresh water by the back door of the manor. Every few months he gets Illinois and Res to hunt it down so he can do a check up and give it necessary medical work.

Illinois and Res are adventuring buddies, in the sense they go on forest walks in near silence. Illinois talks the most while Res is just interested in getting out of that too clean and too fancy house for a few hours. Illy has the maps and the experience while Res has the weapons and skill to keep them safe.

Maybe I do a a part 2 for these adding in JSE egos or non-Mark characters from his projects?? I dunno- also I hit 30 whole tags for this post trying to name everyone and what they’re from 😭

[mothgodofchaos]

Monsterfucker Month Masterlist

These are all still SFW, I just couldn’t pass up the name “Monsterfucker Month”. You’ll also be able to find all of the works under the “#paranormal egos” tag.

Bit (Werewolf!Damien)

Mystery (Angel!Host)

Snuddles (Gorgon!Actor)

Mistake (Eldritch!Necromancer)

Hiding (Alien!Engineer)

Spirits (Ghost!Chase)

Twins (Mad Scientist!Henrik)

Generate (Spirit/AI!Google)

Cupcake (Fae!Wilford)

Batteries (Eldritch!Anti)

Bat (Vampire!Author)

Seaweed (Mermaid!Marvin)

Candle (Eldritch!Dark)

Golden (Gorgon!Illinois)

Search (Spirit/AI!Bing)

Disappear (Fae!JJ)

Blood Magic (Demon!Author)

Good Boy (Werewolf!Jackieboy Man)

Rot (Zombie!Robbie)

Pumpkin (Eldritch!Anti)

Horde (Dragon!Host)

Blood Moon (Vampire!Night)

Three (Eldritch!Dark)

Cookies (Giant!Heehoo)

Coffin (Vampire!Actor)

Chocolate (Werewolf!Yancy)

Name (Fae!Marvin)

Strings (Puppet!JJ)

Shadow (Ghost!Damien)

Moons (Werewolf!Engineer)

Halo (Angel!Jackie)

[spicy-moths]

Kinktober Masterlist:

Dark (Edging)

Wilford & Actor (Threesome)

Night (Vibrator)

Author (Knotting)

Robbie (Masturbation)

Necromancer (Kidnapping)

Google (Daddy Kink)

Murdoch (Breeding)

Damien (Praise Kink)

Anti (Aphrodisiacs)

Engineer (Dirty Talk)

Marvin (Overstimulation)

Dark (Dom/Sub)

Jackie (Breath Play)

Yancy (Orgasm Denial)

Illinois (Captivity)

Marvin (Gags)

Anti (Cockwarming)

Actor (Degradation)

Robbie (Oral Fixation)

Murdoch (Hate Sex)

Bing (Size Difference)

Damien (Dominance)

Illinois (Sensory Deprivation)

Author (Crying)

Jackie (Cock Rings)

Night (Face Sitting)

Engineer (Bondage)

Google (Somnophilia)

Necromancer (Monsterfucking)

Yancy (Pet Play)

[westanthewaterman]

Request Guidelines 

REQUEST STATUS: CLOSED

Please specify:

SFW or NSFW

Drabble, Headcanon, or Fic 

Reader pronouns/AGAB

Romantic, Platonic, etc

Any prompts you would like (please send the actual prompt sentence, not just the number thank you!)

Characters I will write for:

Aurthur (aka Author)

Bing

Damien

Dark

Dr. Iplier

Engineer!Mark

Eric Derekson

God of Night

Google

Illinois James

Marcus (aka Actor!Mark)

Murdock (aka Murderplier)

The Host

Wilford Warfstache

William J Barnum

Yancy

Things I will write:

SFW or NSFW

F/M/GN/AFAB/AMAB Reader

Ego x reader x Ego

Ego x Ego

Things I won’t write:

Please don’t send asks about these topics, unless you are asking about my boundaries regarding them, thanks!

Pregnancy

Oral sex

CNC/Non-con

Rape

Incest

Pedophilia/Underage

Watersports/Scat

Foot Fetish

Master/Slave

Hard Pet Play (eating from a bowl, being in a cage)

Boot Worship/Boot Kink

Sir kink

Abuse

Hard impact play (canes, paddles, floggers, etc

Self-harm/Suicide

Menstruation/Periods/Abortion/Anything mentioning fertility

Fics centered around the weight of the reader or an Ego character

[franklyshipping]

You ever think that Murdock (murderiplier) would make a perfect tickle monster? Like replace everything about murder with tickling and mans is the ultimate ler of the ego manor. Not even Dark can lay a finger on him. He could probably tackle Dark, Author, Host, and Google without breaking a sweat (and maybe even Unus and Annus) But he'd make sure not to go too overboard, especially with the less lethal egos. With Eric he just pulls him into his lap with a look that says "if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself"

He's able to clock anyone's spots, much like a bartender who can read anyone's issues from afar. He'd watch how someone stands and speaks and be able to guess someone's hotspots. Sure, he can guess someone's death spot but what's the point in going there first? It's a delicacy. Unless you really rile him up, then he'd consider going for a death spot first

But naturally there is one ego that he has a 50/50 shot. Wilford Motherloving Warfstache. He wasn't even hunting him, Wilford was just annoying him one day and touching his things. Murdock grabbed him and pinned him against the wall but before he could do anything, a second Wilford tapped his shoulder from behind the ask him what he was doing. Distracted, Murdock takes a double take to find out the first one is gone. Portal and time shenanigans ensue and there are currently two timelines. One where Murdock keeps his title of being untouchable, and then the other timeline where he in fact is not

He's also a great source for Author and Host for questions about murder for their dark writings and is Host's top listener for his podcasts

*disintegrates*

HOLY HECK ARE YOU TRYNA END ME THIS IS AWESOME AAAAAAA 😆💜

[regalrain]

This is just a random mismatch of ships plus some one’s canon to my and @doctordiscord123’s rp threads or au’s. I didn’t both labeling them, but know the Illinois with Ivy is different to the Illinois with the others.

[captainthomasrobbie]

Do you like in the Markiplier cinematic universe? If so who is your favorite character? I personally like The detective and warstache lol.

Ooh~. I love the Markiplier universe. Also- Abe and Wilford are amazing. My favorite right now are probably Author with Google. Tho it changes really quickly. Like- Yancy is amazing too yk- or Illinois. Or Dark... Actor is literally me. Host is funny. Doctor too... I mean- they all are amazing.

But the best for me rn are prolly AUTHOR and GOOGLE.

[heavenlyvirtuesarg]

You said theres 7 of you? Who is all there??

Now that is a good question. Now I can introduce all of us. You likely know our names, already.

I am Darkiplier, I represent Humility. Mostly a lumberjack, where we all stay. But sometimes, I run a café.

Wilford, the pink bastard, he's Temperance. He runs a nonalcoholic bar.

The local daydreamer, Author, he's Charity. The librarian

King's usually dealing with all the animals, but he's Dilligence.

Yancy is an odd one. He's Kindness, but he's Wilford's bouncer.

Silver is also odd. He's a vigilante, of course, but he's also Chastity.

Google is Patience. He does odd jobs around where we stay that nobody else wishes to.

And Mark-- or, well, Actor-- is God.

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Ego Families

While most of the egos consider themselves to be family with egos from their creator, many of them split into much smaller family groups.

Septics

Henrik is the resident father and head of Septic House, with Marvin as his second in command.

Henrik and Jackie consider themselves father and son.

If asked, both Chase and Anti will call each other “my annoying as shit brother”. They share a room because there was nowhere else to put Anti’s computer.

Everyone calls Robbie “little brother”, but Robbie is closest with JJ.

All the Septics learned BSL for JJ and Robbie greatly benefited from that.

Marvin is the resident cat and oldest brother. They look like BB in cat form.

Ipliers

While Dark and Wilford are in charge of the entire estate, their smaller family consists of Artie(KOTS), and Engie (who is technically more Damien’s kid but defaulted to Dark).

Host found a family in Doc after moving into the Manor with Author. Eric was later added to the family when he showed up.

Actor considers all of the egos that he “created” to be his children. (Yancy, Magnum, Murdock, Illinois)

Murdock and Yancy are brothers, who later gained a larger family when Murdock started dating Bim, who had at that point practically adopted Yan.

All of the androids consider themselves to be family, with the Googles calling themselves brothers. Bing doesn’t consider the Googles brothers, but calls them family.

The Jims are clones and have a strange telepathic field they tend to communicate through wordlessly. They call each other brothers and would definitely accept more members if any more Jims are created.

While Annus “created” a fair amount of egos, the only one he considers his kid is Elliot, and Gothan by association. (But only because Elliot decided that Annus was his dad). He spends most of his time with Unus.

Illinois and Camper share the cabin in the woods that once belonged to Author and Host. The duo take care of HeeHoo when needed and spend a fair amount of time with Mermark.

Dave and Mike ended up gravitating towards each other due to their jobs’ similarities and hours, becoming good friends. Dave later ended up looking at the Convict and telling Mike “that one’s ours now” which suited Vic just fine as they aren’t a super social person. Engie is an honorary part of the family due to being Vic’s best friend.

Cranks

Most of the Cranks see each other more as friends or partners, aside from the few siblings.

Mrs Thompson and Father E are the heads of house and resident parents of Crank House.

Mad Mike and Heapass are twin brothers, and their younger brother is Challenge McGee.

Unus, like Annus, has technically “created” multiple egos, but doesn’t really call them family, spending most of his time with Annus, and Elliot and Gothan by association, instead.

Merthan and Gooz spend most of their time with Mermark and will occasionally check up on Mel.

Blank and Eef tend to keep to themselves. Blank often haunts Eef’s monitors.

[juju-on-that-yeet]

At My Worst (Chapter 3)

Work Summary: Thanks to his enduring popularity in the fandom, The Author pops back into existence and the egos must suddenly contend with someone they thought was gone forever coming back from the dead. No one is more shocked than Dr. Iplier, who can’t help but remember how things used to be - and slowly fall back into bad habits, despite his better judgement.

Chapter Summary: In the days after his reappearance, The Author has once again become a solid part of the group. Dr. Iplier can’t figure out if he likes this development or not.

Read on AO3

Enjoy!

~

Somehow, The Author integrates into the egos seamlessly.

Most of them regard him with relative indifference, which is typical of new egos; it’s rare that an ego shows up and is instantly beloved by them all. But he hasn’t made any (new) enemies, and he’s even made friends and rekindled old friendships.

He’s slotted himself into Yandere’s gaggle of friends, joining them when they tear up the town and letting them pull him into their hobbies. By extension, he’s garnered positive relationships with the egos around them, too. The younger Googles like him well enough for getting along with Chrome, and even Blue regards him without suspicion. Illinois and Magnum like him too, given his friendship with Yancy (and it helps that Illinois and Author each have confident, fun-loving personalities). The newfound fondness Author and Yandere have for each other makes Wilford even happier to have his old friend back, and Dr. Iplier has to admit that it’s softening his own heart, too.

Dr. Iplier sees that fondness firsthand one day when Author comes into his clinic with a gash across his temple, blood already half-dried on one ear and down his neck. Yandere’s with him, but he’s nearly unscathed, with only a few scrapes that don’t even need a bandaid. It’s still an early night for the two of them, and it should be too early for such a severe injury.

“What the hell happened??” Dr. Iplier asks Author, practically pulling him to an exam table. Author chuckles a little at his insistence.

“Chill, Doc, I’m alright,” Author says, “Just had a run-in with some guy, that’s all.”

“He slashed you with a machete!” Yandere cries. He huffs. “His form wasn’t even that good, luckily for you. If he had half my skill you’d be dead already. You never pay attention to what’s around you when you write!”

“I know, I know, but consider the fact that I was writing to prevent the guy with the gun from shooting you. He was totally about to do it, and you were too busy with the rest of them to stop him, and my pen’s faster than my bat, so…”

“Whatever the reason,” Dr. Iplier interjects, examining the injury, “You’re lucky this wasn’t any worse. A machete could’ve taken off your ear or gone through your neck if his aim was lower.”

Dr. Iplier often sees Author and Yandere together and hears Yandere’s tales of their adventures, and it’s been very obvious that Author is actively keeping Yandere safer. Dr. Iplier knows that Author always takes a notebook and pen with him when he and Yandere go out at night, and Yandere has come to the clinic with mild injuries and crazy stories of being saved from much worse harm in the nick of time by his assailant suddenly keeling over dead. Dr. Iplier can’t help but breathe a sigh of relief at those stories, can’t help but be happy that Author was there, and by extension be happy that Author is here at all.

Tonight is the clearest picture of the aftermath he’s gotten so far, and he once again can’t help but be relieved – and a little impressed that Author would risk getting so badly hurt for Yandere. Feeling around the cut on Author’s temple calls to mind those times in the past when Author would get hurt by a feisty protagonist and Dr. Iplier would be there to heal him…and by the way Author is looking at Dr. Iplier, he seems to be remembering those times, too.

“Hey, Yan,” Author says, “You don’t have to wait up for me. I’ve done this song and dance before; I know I’ll need some stitches. Chrome or Yancy are probably free if you still want a buddy.”

“Are you sure?” Yandere asks, though Dr. Iplier can see in his eyes how he perks up at the idea of getting back outside and into another street fight.

“I’m sure,” Author reassures him, “I’ll catch up with you once I’m good to go. I’ll just write the knowledge of where you are into my brain.”

“Alright then, if you’re sure. See you later, and bye, Dad!”

“See you!”

“Bye, kiddo.”

Yandere grins as he skips off, whether to find a friend or go straight back outside Dr. Iplier can’t be sure. Author watches him go with a grin of his own.

Dr. Iplier finds that he can’t help but mentally compare Author and Yandere’s relationship to the one between Yandere and The Host. It might be too much to even call it a relationship; the two hardly talk. There’s no animosity, and Yandere enjoys reading manga in the library and Host doesn’t mind him there, but they aren’t friends. They like each other because they both like Dr. Iplier, and they get along well enough when they do interact, but they rarely ever do. Host hasn’t gained even a fraction of the fondness that Dr. Iplier has for Yandere, and it’s only partly because of their differing personalities and interests.

If Author is bothered by Yandere’s relationship with Dark, he’s good at hiding it. Dr. Iplier would’ve thought that he’d be wary of Yandere for that, the way Host has always been. Host lost his eyes to Dark years ago, after all, but it must feel much more recent to Author. Yet he hasn’t had Host’s personality change, hasn’t woken with his cautiousness. Author’s not a fan of Dark, but his feelings about Yandere’s relationship with him seem no deeper than those of Yandere’s other friends. Chrome and Yancy don’t much like Dark either, but like Yandere enough not to care, and Author seems to be the same. Host, though, isn’t, and may not ever be.

Host is also still wary of Author, still unhappy about his presence in the building and still unhappy whenever Dr. Iplier interacts with him. It’s as if he’s still worried about Author doing something untoward, and Dr. Iplier supposes he understands. Author is still Author, he hasn’t learned and grown like Host has. But Dr. Iplier also can’t help but be a little…not annoyed at Host’s insistent worry, but it’s certainly not fun to be side-eyed and grumbled at after he has to treat Author in the clinic or runs into him in the hall. The last interaction Dr. Iplier had with Author before he died was breaking up with him, it’s not like Host has much to worry about in that regard.

“Whatcha thinking about?” Author asks, and Dr. Iplier nearly jumps.

“Oh, n-nothing really,” he says, startled and also surprised at himself. He’d gotten so lost in thought that he’d started stitching up Author’s temple on autopilot. Fortunately, Author doesn’t seem to mind not getting a heads-up.

“You know, you’re good at lying sometimes,” Author says, “But not all the time.” He grins, not the same way he did when saying goodbye to Yandere, but cheekier, teasing. “Whatever you were thinking about there, it really had you lost in thought.”

Maybe Dr. Iplier should fob him off again, maybe it’s better to let his earlier thoughts lie and go unspoken. But Author always has a way of making Dr. Iplier bad at biting his tongue.

“Well…there’s a lot to think about, lately,” Dr. Iplier admits, continuing his stitching much more intentionally than before. “You know.”

“Mm,” Author murmurs. He does know. If not Dr. Iplier’s exact thoughts, then at least the basic subject of them.

There’s a pause.

“You and Host, huh?” Author finally says. Dr. Iplier’s stomach drops.

“Author, let’s not get into that.”

“I’m not trying to start anything, I’m just saying–” Author huffs out a sigh. “He’s…me, right? Kind of? So it makes sense, I guess.”

“He’s…you, kind of. That’s probably the best way to put it,” Dr. Iplier murmurs.

Another pause swallows the conversation, and Dr. Iplier is nearly done with stitching Author up. After that, Dr. Iplier will bandage him, and then Author will go, and Dr. Iplier will try to get these complicated thoughts out of his head.

“Does he at least treat you better than I did?” Author asks, out of the blue. His eyes are focused somewhere between the floor and the middle distance. “Has it…turned out alright, for you?”

Dr. Iplier’s mouth goes dry. How the hell is he supposed to respond to that?

That’s the one thing they have yet to discuss, the fact that Host and Dr. Iplier are together, the tumultuous relationship Author and Dr. Iplier had when Author was alive, the terrible way it ended. Dr. Iplier and Author could probably tiptoe around it forever if not for the fact that Author seems to want to talk about it. He keeps skirting around the edge of bringing it up, seemingly on purpose, and it’s always Dr. Iplier who redirects. This time has simply been the most direct on Author’s part, but it hasn’t been the only one. Maybe it’s silly to keep putting it off, but Dr. Iplier can’t help it. He doesn’t want to revisit everything they used to have, he doesn’t want to go back to that place, to the memories of being young and stupid and in love but so fed up and angry and terrified.

“Loaded question, I know,” Author answers himself before Dr. Iplier can figure out what to say. “I’m not trying to be a jerk, sorry to bring that up.” He grins again, in a third way: Apologetic, a little weary, a little sad.

“It’s alright,” Dr. Iplier says, finishing the last stitch. “I know this isn’t easy for you, either.” Maybe another pause would be beneficial, but Dr. Iplier feels bad and can’t help but fill in the silence as he grabs a bandage. “Thanks for rescuing Yandere earlier, by the way. I know you’ve done it before, and I’m grateful.”

“No problem,” Author replies, perking up considerably. “Yan’s a fun guy, and he’s even better at getting in trouble than I am. Someone’s gotta keep things from going too sideways, and it’s fun for me, too.”

“I can imagine,” Dr. Iplier chuckles, wrapping a bandage around Author’s head. “Yan has a knack for bringing out the destructive tendencies of his friends…not that you needed much help.”

Author simply beams in response, and Dr. Iplier laughs outright. He sends Author off with instructions to be as careful as possible, and though Author assures him he will, he’s already taking out his notebook to help himself find Yandere before he’s even fully out of the clinic. It’s so familiar and so like Author that Dr. Iplier is still smiling after he’s gone.

Having Author around doesn’t only bring up negative memories, after all. Dr. Iplier has quite a few good ones, like when he saw Author in a bar not long after they first met in the clinic. Dr. Iplier had been sitting alone with a drink to take the edge off a long day, and another man had sidled up to him.

“Hey there,” the stranger had said, eyes leering up and down Dr. Iplier’s form, “What’s a handsome thing like you doing in a place like this?”

“Relaxing by himself, thank you,” Dr. Iplier replied, taking another sip of his drink. He was wary of being too rude, though; the other man was taller and bigger than Dr. Iplier, and looked like the type to make things ugly if he was refused.

Fortunately, he only laughed at Dr. Iplier’s comment, but unfortunately, he also leaned in closer, and Dr. Iplier’s nose wrinkled at his breath.

“Don’t be like that, baby,” the man chucked, breath practically in Dr. Iplier’s ear. He snaked an arm around Dr. Iplier’s shoulder. “I’ve been looking for someone to take home, and I really want it to be you.”

“I’d really rather not,” Dr. Iplier muttered, trying to squirm away.

“Look, sweetheart,” the man had said, a hard edge entering his voice. “I don’t think either of us want to make a scene, and even if we did, how likely is it that anyone would care?” His grip on Dr. Iplier’s shoulders got tighter. “So just come along with me, huh? Maybe finish your drink first, loosen up a bit.”

Dr. Iplier pegged him right earlier. Goosebumps prickled up and down his skin, and he knew that things could only get worse from here. The man could’ve been wrong; people might’ve noticed and intervened if Dr. Iplier made a scene trying to get away. But they also might not have cared, or the man might’ve been able to play it off somehow. Dr. Iplier wasn’t sure which of his options was safer.

Fortunately, he didn’t have to find out, because it was at that moment that The Author had come up to the bar and sat down on Dr. Iplier’s other side. They’d seen each other at the clinic a few more times since their first meeting, but never outside it like this, and Dr. Iplier was surprised to see him – but also relieved to have a friend around.

“Hey, fancy meeting you here, Doc,” Author said cheerfully. He was grinning, but his gaze was just as much on the stranger as it was on Dr. Iplier.

“What, you know him?” the man scoffed, his arm getting even tighter around Dr. Iplier. “You’re interrupting something.”

“Weird,” The Author said, pulling something out of his pocket. A notebook and pen, Dr. Iplier realized. “I could’ve sworn I heard him telling you he wasn’t interested.”

“Fuck off,” the man growled, “You just barged in, you don’t know what’s going on here!”

“Hm,” Author hummed, writing something in his notebook. “I think you’ll find that you’re the one who doesn’t know what’s going on.”

“What’s that supposed to–” The man stopped short in the middle of his sentence, eyes going wide. He suddenly removed his arm from Dr. Iplier, got off his seat, and rushed away.

“What the hell was that?” Dr. Iplier asked. His adrenaline hadn’t left him yet, and he didn’t know if the man would be back. He looked at Author, who was now snickering. “What did you do?”

“You know what my powers are, right?” Author asked, still holding in laughter. “How I write stuff and it happens?”

Dr. Iplier nodded. He’d heard about it from the other egos, and he’d watched The Author’s videos not long after they first met.

“Well…” The Author pushed his notebook across the counter to Dr. Iplier. “Let’s just say that guy has more important things to deal with right now.”

In the middle of the page, below some unrelated notes, read “The man harassing Dr. Iplier shits his pants. Like, it’s terrible. So bad that he hides in the bathroom until closing time and still can’t clean himself up good enough.”

Dr. Iplier’s bewilderment must’ve shown on his face, because Author finally burst into laughter, cackling so much he nearly fell off his barstool. Dr. Iplier couldn’t help but huff out a laugh of his own.

“Of all the things you could’ve done to get him to go away, that’s what you chose?” Dr. Iplier chuckled. “Thank you, though, really. It would’ve gotten worse if you hadn’t shown up.”

“No problem,” Author replied, laughter dying down into only a smile, “I noticed you just before that guy put his arm around you, and then I saw how uncomfortable you looked. I heard you tell him no as I was walking over.”

“Just what I needed after work,” Dr. Iplier sighed, “I try to wind down and this happens.” He picked up his drink to take a sip, only for Author’s hand on his arm to stop him.

“What–”

“He might’ve dropped something in your drink.” Author’s expression was suddenly serious. “It was hard to tell with the crowd in here and the light, but I thought I saw him do it after he put his arm around you.” He let go of Dr. Iplier’s arm. “I could probably write the effects of whatever it is away, but better safe than sorry.”

“Jesus,” Dr. Iplier muttered, putting his drink down. “Maybe you should’ve done more than make him crap himself.”

“That’s a weird thing to hear from you. Aren’t you a doctor? “Do no harm” and all?”

“Maybe at work, but I’m off duty, remember?”

Author laughed again, and Dr. Iplier did, too.

“How about I buy you another drink, and the two of us hang out a bit?” Author asked. He paused. “If that’s cool with you, anyway. I’m not trying to be like Mr. Poopypants back there.”

Dr. Iplier couldn’t hold back a snort. Maybe it was because Author just rescued Dr. Iplier from a bad situation, but Dr. Iplier felt at ease around him. But it wasn’t just residual fear that made him want Author to stick around, he just plain liked his company. The few times they’d met up to that point had made for good conversations, and even though Author was flirty and a little – well, maybe a lot – immature, Dr. Iplier always found that he didn’t mind it. He had – still has – little tolerance for bullshit, yet Author somehow never set it off. Something about the genuine kindness Dr. Iplier could see in him, something about how nice it felt to be desired so clearly.

After a long night of drinking and talking and laughing (during which that stranger never returned), Author had smiled at him before they parted ways outside the bar.

“Maybe I could see you again?” he’d asked, “Not just at the clinic, but here?”

“Yeah,” Dr. Iplier had replied, smiling back, “I’d like that.”

The Author hasn’t lost any of that old charm, and Dr. Iplier can’t help reminiscing, as much as we wishes he could. Things can’t be like they were, especially if Dr. Iplier can’t acknowledge the elephant in the room that is their past relationship. But is it bad that he keeps those thoughts in his head? Is it bad that they stay away from that place? Author is a piece of the past, a reminder of all that was good and fun and nostalgic and frustrating and heart-wrenching and terrible.

Eventually, Dr. Iplier is sure that something will give, and one of them will do something they can’t walk back or let hang in the air until the conversation changes. And Dr. Iplier is afraid that it’s going to be him.

[mothgodofchaos]

Date Night November

Most of these dates are gonna be fall/winter themed, but there are some more generic ones in here as well.

Thunderstorm (Yancy)

Bonfire (Author)

Wine (Dark)

Pottery (Actor)

Biscuits (Marvin)

Reading (Damien)

Decorate (Anti)

Ribbons (Murdoch)

Walk (Wilford)

Bakery (Engineer)

Crunch (Google)

Pick (Jackie)

Jewel (Heist)

Lipstick (Dark)

Zoo (Anti)

Market (Necromancer)

Pizza (Illinois)

Trip (Murdoch)

Sunflowers (Bing)

Antique (Heist)

Soaked (Actor)

Drive-In (Yancy)

Americano (Engineer)

Terror (Damien)

Puzzles (Google)

Blackberries (Author)

Chess (Marvin)

Camera (Wilford)

Line Dance (Jackie)

Crypt (Necromancer)

[jo3ydr3w]

I’ve decided to put together a list of places that you can read about our fictives without having to spend hours watching videos or playing games. 

Anne ⚔:

The book she’s a fictive from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_General_History_of_the_Pyrates

The person it’s based after: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Bonny Anti 🍀: https://jacksepticeye.fandom.com/wiki/Antisepticeye Celine 🔮:  Series: 

https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Who_Killed_Markiplier%3F

Character:  https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Celine

Google 💻: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Googleplier?so=search Grant 📈: https://bendy.fandom.com/wiki/Grant_Cohen

Illinois 📜: 

Series:  https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/A_Heist_with_Markiplier JJ 🖐: https://jacksepticeye.fandom.com/wiki/Jameson_Jackson Judith ⏳:  Series:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/36_Questions Luciael 😇:  OC fictive, so they don’t have canon information about them, but they have a series source: https://supernatural.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Wiki Marcas 🏭: https://poppy-playtime.fandom.com/wiki/Marcas_Brickley Narrator 🏢:  https://thestanleyparable.fandom.com/wiki/The_Narrator

Shawn 🧵: https://bendy.fandom.com/wiki/Shawn_Flynn Wilford 💗: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Wilford_Warfstache

William 🍕:  Games:  https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/William_Afton Books:  https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/William_Afton_(Novel)

https://freddy-fazbears-pizza.fandom.com/wiki/William_Afton_(Fazbear_Frights)

Xavier 🃏:  Song: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWBBEYkwhc Intro to Solitaire: The Movie: https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-uRvGbBzz0Os-F49QxOHHchHdrGq8rSD Other Video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0mtnBCunA&t=42s Yan 🔪: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqX-P2gX7U

Author/Host 📖: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/The_Host

Charley 👻: https://school-spirits.fandom.com/wiki/Charley Bim 🎞: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Bim_Trimmer Jim 🎤: 

Just one of our favorite videos of Jim  https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/DEMONS_JIM,_DEMONS!! Actor 🍷:  Series:  https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Who_Killed_Markiplier%3F

Riliane 👑:

Character: https://theevilliouschronicles.fandom.com/wiki/Riliane_Lucifen_d%27Autriche

Series: https://theevilliouschronicles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Evillious_Chronicles_Wiki

Robbie 🧠: https://jacksepticeye.fandom.com/wiki/Robbie_the_Zombie?so=search

Jackie 💥: https://jacksepticeye.fandom.com/wiki/Jackieboy_Man?so=search

Celci 🥽: Series: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/In_Space_with_Markiplier

Chase 🍺: https://jacksepticeye.fandom.com/wiki/Chase_Brody

Mack 🚀: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/In_Space_with_Markiplier

Evan/HABIT 🩸: 

Evan: https://everymanhybrid.fandom.com/wiki/Evan

HABIT: https://everymanhybrid.fandom.com/wiki/HABIT

Angel 🎄: https://youtu.be/qlBm8pf95Fw

David 🐋: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Edge_of_Sleep

Janus 🐍: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Janus_Sanders

Logan 📚: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Logan_Sanders

Patton 💙: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Patton_Sanders#Current_form

Remus 🗡: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Remus_Sanders

Roman ⚜: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Roman_Sanders

Virgil ☠: https://sanders-sides.fandom.com/wiki/Virgil_Sanders

Damien🍾:  

Series: https://markiplier.fandom.com/wiki/Who_Killed_Markiplier%3F

[spicy-moths]

Welcome!

You may know me from my SFW blog @mothgodofchaos. Here is an adult space where anyone with no age/underage in their bio will be blocked. If you want SFW content, go to my other blog.

As of right now, I have no intention on doing requests on here. If you don't have a way to contact me that isn't through here, you don't have the right to make a request. I will do whatever sin comes to mind, and it's probably going to be targeted at a specific person. However, you are still welcome to send in thoughts or ideas you've been rotating, and I may answer them with a little drabble. That is to my discretion.

Additionally, as is with my SFW blog, I do not do RP content of any type, especially not through Tumblr.

DNI if you are a minor or an ageless blog.

All kinks and such will be in the warnings. Pay attention to what is there, and simply do not read something if you're not into it. It's not that deep.

Shit I will not write: underage, preg/childbirth, age play, bestiality, SH, incest, WS/scat, hard pet play, rape

Consent is sexy, y'all.

Masterlist Headcanons Recommendations

Kinktober 2024 Tags and Cheat Sheet below:

Actor: #sassy snakelet Author: #bratty batter Bing: #switchy sunshine droid Damien: #pouty politician Darkiplier: #monochromatic master Engineer: #sexy space subordinate Google: #sixteen wires Heehoo: #fifteen foot hunter Heist!Mark: #stealin' slut Illinois: #crass cave explorer Murdoch: #meat sword stabber Necromancer: #mystic crystal cuffs Night: #down and dirty deity Wilford: #cotton candy cunt Yancy: #restraint repurposer

Antisepticeye: #kinky knifey boy Jackieboy Man: #super hottie hero Marvin: #magic finger man Robbie: #fiendish fucker

GN!Reader: no particular anatomy or gendered language is specified AFAB!Reader: reader has a cunt, no gendered language is used AMAB!Reader: reader has a dick, no gendered language is used F!Reader: reader has a cunt and femme gendered language is used M!Reader: reader has a dick and masc gendered language is used

I have nothing against writing any form of trans smut, but as I’m writing this for my own entertainment, I will probably only write it if a friend requests it.