#it was like the fourth date and she was like *flirtatious* hey you know mary is actually short for marian. we rhyme :)

[princehendir]

Isabela: so how's it going :)

Adrian: [evasively] it's. It's fine.

*long pause*

Adrian: hey so, quick question, nbd if the answer is yes because it was admittedly very funny but, were you aware that Mari's full name is Marian when you set us up?

Isabela: no I wasn't aware her name is actually Marian. Why would that-

Fenris: (has seen Adrian's birth certificate) (long story) her name is Marian?

Not to steal a joke from transsexual seinfeld but dating a woman who has his deadname is kind of exactly the kind of thing that would happen to Adrian