Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 4: Jason)
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Jason: Alright everyone get your hopes way down
Tim: I’m truly terrified of whatever you made for this
Dick: Let’s just be happy he participated!
Dick: Okay yeah nevermind
Bruce: Jason. This is-
Jason: Let’s just be happy I participated
Steph: If I’m not your favorite I’m rioting
Tim: Yeah this is the only right answer
Duke: He really does put up with way too much
Dick: Like childhood Bruce
Bruce: Hn. (in reluctant agreement)
Cass: (signs) I love you too :)
Damian: Cassandra is undoubtedly a very skilled combatant.
Steph: A rare good opinion from Jason
Jason: This is why you’re higher on the hate list
Duke: I am literally so honored, I would like to thank the Academy-
Barbara: He called you “Nightlight”
Tim: And said your suit is ugly
Duke: I don’t even care. I’m too low on the hate list to care.
Dick: He said you’re going to snap?
Duke: I mean I don’t disagree
Tim: I’M THE FOURTH BEST?
Jason: After some new information learned in the previous presentation, Timmy should probably be a lot higher on the list.
Steph: Oh calm down Timbo you barely got “tolerable”
Tim: HE TRIED TO KILL ME AND HE STILL LIKES ME BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU
Barbara: Fair.
Dick: For the record, Jason, we are dating and I am not a cop anymore
Barbara: I still did date a cop though Dick he’s not wrong
Jason: See this is why she’s lower on the hate list than you
Barbara: You’re just scared to cross me
Jason: ...that too.
Tim: AHAAHAH
Damian: THIS IS UNFAIR
Steph: HAHHHAHHA
Damian: I AM NOT DONE GROWING YET TODD
Jason: You’re still short
Dick: It’s okay Damian, Jason was even shorter when he was your age!
Dick: ...crap.
Jason: Thank you for proving my point.
Tim: At least you’re not a cop anymore
Bruce: You broke his nose, Jason
Jason: He deserved it
Steph: ...wait a minute
Tim: (laughing, in realization) You mean... no
Steph: guys wait no-
Steph: NO WAY AM I YOUR LEAST FAVORITE
Jason: THE F*@#%&$ YOGURT HAD MY NAME ON IT
Steph: YOU CANT CALL DIBS ITS FIRST COME FIRST SERVE
[squabbling continues]
Dick: I’m surprised Bruce didn’t score the number one spot
Bruce: Hn. (in understanding)
Tim: I thought it’d be me honestly
Barbara: Oh come on, he loves all of us. He wouldn’t have come if he didn’t.
Cass: (signing) Agreed. I can go next?
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nun in training reader and priest in training art both attending the same catholic boarding school both have taken the same vow of chastity. but only one of them has already been corrupted by their sex crazed friend that has taken and broken his vow. only one of them spends his late nights on the internet with his hands in his pants. only one of them daydreams about ruining the pussy that’s belongs to the girl he sits next to during mass. art can imagine it so vividly. what you hair may look like all messy and out of its tight mandatory school bun. how your mouth may hang open screaming gods name in vain while he fucks his cock into your pussy. he imagines what that looks like as well . is it completely bare or does it have hair decorating the mound with shaved sides. what he likes to imagine the most is taking you on sunday in the pews. you dressed in your nun outfit him in his priest one as you beg him to go faster. and you’re not so innocent either having also imagined art doing things to your body. never in much detail cause you have no idea what to even think about beyond kissing and thinking about his hands touching places they probably shouldn’t. you can never look him in his eyes afraid he might see your thoughts. you pray and pray every night for the dirty dreams that plague you to stop but every morning you wake up to your perfect white cotton panties soaked in fluid you can’t name. both of them tip-toe around each other waiting for the other to make the first move. and with patrick’s consistent nagging art confronts you in the hall between classes cornering you, ready to spill all his flirty thoughts to you not caring if you think him to be satan reborn.
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