#it was a comedy y'all

[anotherfanaccount]

The unhinged dark comedy of this movie.

Mein kaun hun? Biggest title card of SRK's career.

Ye koi gaana sunne ka time hai? Sir, bas timing keliye sun raha.

No taaliyan? Ye thoda dukhad raha nahi *points at the apparent dead lady in burkha* mohatarma, lambi saans lein

Suji's introduction. Yahi ladki hai. *Love the pun if intended about how the girls are so much younger than the leading men*

Every scene with Suji honestly. She really called the man she met once and decided this is my father.

Azad slipping the cup of tea on having to interact with Narmada. *I love this scene*

The health minister asking to be shot at and immediately getting shot. *Cinematic brilliance*

Rio only listening to Aishwarya. *cries in Rio for the scenes after that*

Kalee's Rathore. Or Rathod.

The pregnancy test😭😭😭 *Atlee said I'm going to give you the classic old vibes in this solid technically brilliant movie of mine*

Ye bhi meri bachi hai kya? Slams door 🤭

Azad's baba kya kar rahe ho in the middle of the highway chase. *Daddy Rathore was pure vibes man*

Sanjay Dutt. Nayak nahi khalnayak hun mein sets his tone and I loved it.

The entire last act. I can't list because I'll have to list everything. Kalee was unhinged. So was Vikram. * samosa. Santa Klaus. Mufasa Simba. Wah kya scene hai. * everything.

[sophsun1]

The Bear – 1.04: Dogs

[secretlythatsme]

ALSO for your angst dpxdc consideration: danny would absolutely still be considered a meta. the term "meta" is used in a very vague, umbrella way where basically anyone who isn't a normal human is a meta. so even without the proper meta gene, danny would still be considered a meta by basically everyone (especially bruce). canonically speaking, danny isn't just a normal booooo kinda ghost - he also has some insane powers (like his ghost wail!) so he'd be considered a person with superpowers and therefore a meta.

so when you're writing dpxdc fics, please consider this! danny would be a meta in the dcu! kick that kid out of gotham!!!!

[qkmlh]

Unironically, Starscream, Soundwave, and Shockwave are the most hilarious trio imaginable. The Decepticon high command are three bitches who, depending on the continuity and day of the week, range from pleasantly tolerating each other to petty hissy fits to flat out hostility. Can't stand each other. Can't kill each other. When they work together they're a nightmare of a threat. Very rarely does this actually happen. Love that for them ❤️💙💜

[fearandhatred]

can't wait for when the good omens fandom finally runs out of theories and we all just start fistfighting each other

[wolfsbanesparks]

📓 :]]

Hey!!

A fanfic idea haven't written yet:

Victor and Rosa know something is up with their kids but don't know what. They are sneaking out, lying (badly), and conspiring together. It would be a series of events where each member of the Shazamily does something strange because they are hiding the fact that they have powers/are superheroes. It would be kinda outsider POV since Victor and Rosa don't know about the superhero stuff. They come up with increasingly wild theories about what's going on, worried beyond belief about what happening.

For instance they think Billy ran away because he didn't come home for 3 days (he was off planet with the JL) or they think Mary has a secret boyfriend/girlfriend because she's constantly "going to meet a friend" that she won't name.

It would end with the kids officially telling them about their powers (in a suitably dramatic fashion) and everything starts to fall into place.

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

[sapphicscience]

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[fallinginaforrest]

I've been thinking about Edgar and Annabel for THREE HOURS

Years ago, when I first saw that shot of Edgar carrying Annabel through the house, just know my brain chemistry was changed forever. Shipwrecked comedy: Breaking hearts since 2013 <3

[drrav3nb]

DEBRA MESSING as Kat Ellis DERMOT MULRONEY as Nick Mercer THE WEDDING DATE (dir. Clare Kilner)

You know, I swear it's not about the sex. It's about understanding what people need. No, I don't play games. No gimmicks. It's much more...Subtle? It's not about me, it's about you. Show me.

[beingfacetious]

You knew Pootie wouldn't like it. Yeah, of course I did. But you knew that too, right? You're always three steps ahead.

[mirensiart]

I just kinda assumed Wars smacked Wind's bottle away and gave him a Look, but now Miry over here making me worry at midnight omfg the fic potential if that doesn't pan out

I KNOW it's almost 4am here and I'm spiraling over this kfbfkfnf

[yet-another-clown]

some of y'all really be procrastinating everything smh...

[fairyroses]

— SMALLVILLE, “Drone” (1.18)

+ bonus:

[jaxihammer]

You will never convince me that Isabel Lovelace is not disabled post-canon. Think about it.

Of everyone in the crew, she's spent by far the longest time in space. Sure, she's probably been exercising, but that isn't going to fully stop her muscles atrophying. Her bones are going to weaken. Not to mention the fact that she went into the cryo chamber, which we know isn't GREAT for you (I know Eiffel is kind of an outlier but still. Even once is gonna fuck you up at least a little).

Then add to THAT the fact that the body Lovelace has now was created by the dear listeners. Not only are they recreating a body that's already undergone almost a thousand days of the trauma of space; they're doing it with zero existing knowledge of how a human body functions in Earth's gravity. The clones are almost perfect, but there are notable differences in internal organs, and I wouldn't be surprised if Lovelace was put back together with some inconsistencies.

All this to say, I think Lovelace would become a mobility aid user when the crew lands back on Earth. Everyone on the crew would probably end up in physical therapy, but the damage done to her body would be by far the most extensive. Whereas I don't doubt Jacobi, Minkowski, and Eiffel could regain most if not all of their mobility, I think Lovelace would use a wheelchair, and eventually with PT could use crutches or a cane some days. Even if she were to regain muscle function, she would probably have some sort of chronic pain that would necessitate mobility aids!

In conclusion Let Her Be Disabled thank you for coming to my TED talk

[zenkindoflove]

Elucien, #19 - for luck? Thanks!

19...for luck

“I don’t think I can do it.”

“You can.”

“How do you know?”

“Because I know.”

Elain shook her head, “You have too much faith in my abilities.”

Lucien smiled as he placed a kiss on her neck. “That’s because I know you can do it.”

Elain sighed in disgust, “But it’s going to be… wet.”

“Yeah, it is,” Lucien grunted as Elain elbowed him in his ribs.

“You can’t make jokes like that when I’m bent over.”

“I think that’s the perfect time,” Lucien stroked his hands up her waist. Elain backed into him, wiggling just enough to entice him before pulling forward again.

“Focus, Lucien.”

“Fine, fine, fine,” Lucien bent over her, aligning their bodies. He hung his arms low beside hers, guiding her hands. “Okay, remember what I told you. Don’t overthink it. You just need to relax your body. If you tense, it won’t work.”

“I’m too nervous not to tense.”

He squeezed her hip in encouragement.

“Maybe a kiss first? For luck?” Elain looked over her shoulder, batting her long eyelashes at him.

“Anything for you, doll,” Lucien leaned forward, lifting one of his hands to tilt her face so he had better access. He kissed her sweetly at first, a short peck, but then he leaned forward, heat building low in his groin as he was drawn into her spell. He captured her mouth in a more sensual hold, his other hand running up her side to cup her breast, unable to resist her.

Elain tore away from him with a lovely, reprimanding smile on her face, “Enough of that. We can celebrate later if this works.”

Elain inhaled a deep, stilling breath. She squatted down, assuming the position with Lucien right behind her. She relaxed all of her muscles, opening her body to acceptance, ready to feel the new sensation that had made her quiver in fear and curiosity.

She felt it, just a little poke at first. Then a wriggle. Then, its whole long body was there, right between her hands. She snatched quickly, ripping the fish out of the water, wriggling and thrashing between her hands.

“I did it!” She screeched. She suddenly remembered exactly what she held, as the slimy texture registered in her mind. Her fingers loosened just enough that the fish jumped right out of her hands. Lucien dove for it, catching it before it crashed back into the river. He landed on his back, his head dunking under the water, keeping his arms extended above as he held out the fish.

“Oh no!” Elain gasped. “Lucien! I’m so sorry. I… I had it! I swear.”

Lucien spat water out of his mouth as he sat up, completely drenched. The fish gulped and wriggled between his strong hands.

“It still counts, right?” Elain asked sheepishly.

“Oh, it counts,” Lucien smiled, his white teeth glittering, as he stood up from the river. He waded over to the edge to deposit the fish with the others. “You caught it on your own and that’s what matters.”

Elain hopped in triumph, the water around her shins splashing as she kicked her feet, “I’m eating that one. I caught it, so I earned it.”

Lucien quickly snatched her into his arms and Elain squealed as he dripped water all over her.

“And I caught this one,” he announced with a wicked grin, throwing Elain over his shoulder and making a beeline for their camp.

Kiss prompts.