#it was a 4 hour shift

[strawberri-syrup]

hey guys guess what two kids pissed themselves during my shift today. that was fun to deal with

[beetlemp3]

equinox cafe 🌕☕🍂

A whimsical autumn little coffee shop in mid-nowhere built over wiccan grounds... must be why their coffee tastes like magick!

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[iristial]

Welcome to the Desire Grand Prix!

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 038/???

i just felt liek doodling 026 again tee hee

[flying-cat]

good morning opening shift bakudekuers hopefully you all got more sleep than i did

[nebulaedaniel]

terrible influence is the most accurate show name ever bc why was i cooking dinner and seriously considering if i would be able to get to the oslo show tomorrow and then back home the same day

[raiiny-bay]

sleepy morning with the boys

[dykedvonte]

Mouthwashing AU where they work in a fast food place

corpirate wouldn't let them close down during a hurricane and now they're shut in for the forseeable future

instead of mouthwash it's a massive shipment of expired special sauce

Curly gets horrifically burned by the deep fryer after Jimmy dumped an entire bag of ice in it

I like normal real life aus because I treat it like Curly is just mildly injured/incapacitated (like sick leave) as their boss/manager and Jimmy takes over because like, no one is gonna die but when he wakes up or comes back it’s basically this:

Like there is no reason working at a Pony Express themed Waffle House should lead to death and destruction of that magnitude but Jimmy finds a way. He likely caused the fucking hurricane.

[blueskittlesart]

cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)

[tearitar]

this might be petty but 4 of my coworkers pissed me off so bad last week (each individually pissing me off) I put them in a room together, knowing they all hate each other.

[anemicjellyfish]

It's always: what's your favorite line to voice for your character?

And never: if you could steal a line from another character, what would you choose?

None have to necessarily be in character, or said to anyone in particular. Just the character getting to say the line in their voice.

(Don't get me wrong, the first question is actually really good. I love seeing the videos where they do this!)

Okay, because I would genuinely love to see Brandon Rogers' take on, "that was the sound of a fucking divorce!"

Weird take here, but since Millie is absolutely ruthless when she kills people, I think she could use Striker's line, "I remember how easy you are to choke the life out of."

And I think Moxxie should get to say, "hey, I am NOT a day hooker... what? I just said I'm not one, prude!"

Stolas should pick up Moxxie's, "oh crumbs!" because it's adorable and I think it fits his little English accent.

As someone who finds Striker ridiculously attractive, I'd like him to get his version of, "now, who wants some quality time with daddy?"

Any other ideas, everyone? ... Or am I completely insane for this?

[vicciouxs]

a frustrated artist and his muse.

[aphel1on]

i'm not. like. "in" the mouthwashing fandom but i had a Moment ™ the other day while procrastinating and spent a few hours looking at fanart and stuff and oh my god the countless uninspired copy&paste "sorry you had to draw jimbotron🙄" comments in the replies of EVERY art that features him is driving me up a wall. bc

1. especially on all these high-effort, carefully-rendered, full-of-emotion pieces it just feels insulting, like does that LOOK like the work of someone who didn't want to draw him?

and

2. what? he's an interesting character. he's interesting BECAUSE he's terrible. oh i'm sorry does he make you uncomfortable? you don't want to see him? he did uncomfortable things and made you uncomfortable and now you don't want to look at him? OHH THAT'S SO INTERESTING CONSIDERING THE THEMES OF THE DAMN GAME

[lunalikestowriteanddraw]

*Jericho does…whatever the fuck THAT was during the bathroom scene in episode 4*

Me, genuinely horrified: what. The. Actual. FUCK.

[blerpdotcom]

work is so beautifil when. you imagine that your hyperfixation is also working that same job. Last job i had pastel well laura write a fic what if greg worked at an ice skate ring and tom came to skate and then they of course yaoied it up. for the last hour of work yesterday to stop myself from jumping off the slide tower i imagined what if mark worked at a pool for the summer and then eduardo was lifeguard and As every day passes im detailing a 200,000 word fic based upon that that will only ever exist in my imagination and to never leave yassssss.

Blerp zxxx X

[ofmdee]

absolutely had to recolor stede's outfit from yesterday 💙