#it tastes like something strawberry flavored but also purple

[seokmashu]

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[ramenwaitr3ss]

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

[bellarosethefangirl]

La Squadra x Reader Headcanons

Eating Dessert w/ Their S/o

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Risotto Nero

He's a sucker for Halloween themed desserts. He'd like cake or cookies.

The reason being he watches what he eats. He'd prefer a slice of cake, cookie or cupcake. One or two doesn't hurt and he doesn't often eat sweets.

Risotto prefers sour or spicy food over sweets.

While taking you out to a bakery he'll order as seen above. He'd prefer to purchase a sweet with skulls or in reds and blacks. Greens, purples, and oranges are acceptable too.

If you order similar sweets he'll secretly find it cute. He's already enjoying the date since you look so excited eating your own order.

Over all he likes the date and will be sure to return for another black and red slice of cake.

Sorbet

His go to are cupcakes. He likes a lot of frosting and cutesy designs the bakeries come up with.

He also enjoys fruit in his baked goods so he'd order desserts with fruit frequently.

It's most likely Gelato couldn't join you two so he'd make the most of it. Wrapping his arm around you, compliments, and any dessert your heart desires.

He likes the atmosphere of bakeries since he finds it relaxing and he loves spending time with you. It's some quality time he doesn't always get with you.

Sorbet also loves seeing you enjoy your dessert. He might comment about the order if it's cutesy like his order. If not he'll simply compliment you about your smile or eyes.

After you're both done you two will most likely get Gelato his favorite dessert.

Gelato

He adores bakery dates so it will be often he takes you to them. More so than Sorbet would

He'd love strawberry shortcakes, cake rolls, or pies but he's fine with any flavors

He is one who would probably order both during the date. One slice of each. He would offer some of his portion to you. He's one to spoil his partner. Probably give you the toppings to his desserts. If you get excited or make a cutesy expression he's a fanboy but he isn't going to show it.

He'd take you to the cutest bakeries or cafes

He'd want to take pictures of you during the date

Will bring a whole pie or cake to go for himself. He'd get Sorbet some cupcakes too.

Prosciutto

This mans taste buds are bitter. He likes his whiskey and black coffee. And occasionally beer or wine.

As far as sweets go he'd prefer macaroons and tiramisu desserts. However they have to be super overpriced or from a really good bakery.

He enjoys taking his beloved on dates. You want to order dessert? He's taking you somewhere nice. Order what pleases you best.

He might make a snarky comment about your order if you're a mafioso. If you sass him back he'd like it but he'll chuckle.

If you're not a mafioso he won't say much unless you happen to wear lipstick. If it gets ruined he'll comment about it and hand you his handkerchief. All while making a note about buying you a better brand.

He'll make light chat but overall he's wanting to hear from you.

Overall it's a good date and he'll let you pick out something you can have later too. Hopefully you don't mind sitting outside for a moment while he smokes

Pesci

Pesci loves cheesecake and fudge

He'd like the cutely decorated stuff with sprinkles or bright colors so he's taking you to cafes or candy stores for a dessert together

He'll take you anywhere you like and get you anything your eyes land on if you really like it

He thinks you look adorable as you eat dessert

He'd blush about it and compliment you

He'd order Macaroons or a coffee dessert for his bro before leaving

Overall a sweet date where he says anything that comes to mind. A good conversationalist during a date 10/10

Ghiaccio

Of course he'd be an ice cream lover. He's taking you on ice cream dates but if you prefer gelato he's fine with them too

He'd love parfaits or milkshakes with different flavors and toppings

He's the type to randomly take you on these dates since he's a tsundere he'd rather drag you to the shop than admitting its a date

He's going to be blushing the entire time as you're enjoying yourself. You look so good looking.

He'll share the toppings with you and smile when you look so happy about them. Gets his heart racing.

He'll get awkward/angry if you compliment or flirt with him. He secretly likes it don't worry

Hand holding is the easiest way for you to express your love to him

Over all he's a cute date

Illuso

Also not a fan of sweets much preferring bitter or savory foods. He does enjoy gelatin. He doesn't have a preference for flavors

He'll take you to places offering both gelatin and other sweets

He would act like it's an honor for him to be taking you out so best to express gratitude

He'll buy the largest gelatin and he's not sharing so better order your own

He might dine and dash bringing you along to his mirror dimension with his stand

Afterwards he's offering to take you to a bar

Formaggio

He's a chocoholic but he also enjoys oreo desserts

Also stingy with his food so you better order your own but he will allow you to order whatever you please

He orders any chocolate lovers dessert and it's going to be a big order too. He doesn't usually indulge so he's not missing such an opportunity.

Doesn't order any dessert to go for himself but he will allow you to do so for yourself if you like

He's hoping he got brownie points and makes it obvious with his flirting. Please flirt back he'll love it

He'll wrap his arm around you flirting and having a good time. Also a good date to have with how extroverted he is. He's a good time 10/10

[arianamarshall]

| fluff | fem!reader | rebekah mikaelson/reader | vampira | posted on wattpad | unsolicited | mention of jelly beans |

Spring was her favorite time, the bright sun, the loose clothes, flowery dresses, and the scent of roses in the air, it was enormous perfection.

When you became a vampire in the eighties, you were seventeen and met a knowledgeable vampire at a school dance.

You should hate high school, however, being transformed by a man who just wanted a hobby opened new doors to your life, gave you pleasures you could never describe.

And even if you wanted to return to your human life, you knew that wasn't possible, and even if it was, you had already gotten used to what it was.

One of the biggest changes was your taste, drinking blood was a great difficulty that you had to deal with alone, learning to control yourself at night, avoiding taking a life as much as possible.

You stopped being a night vampire almost ten years later, when you saved a witch, who decided to give you a daylight ring, something most wouldn't do.

Being blessed with sunlight after years brought a new shine to your life, new reasons to continue no matter how silly it may seem.

You've also gone back to testing new deadly meals, searching for something that doesn't taste so "dead" to your sophisticated palate, and you can't find anything better than jelly beans.

It was strange, you remembered eating when you were still human, but you never paid full attention at the time.

But as a vampire, you experienced it first in Florida, on a spring day with the sun on your skin protected by the ring of light.

They were a specific type, not the hard-shelled ones that stick to your teeth and make you bored of chewing, but the soft ones with sugar.

The flavors vary, the green one was a little sour for you, not good enough, the orange one seemed sweet, almost like paper, the love you was almost like the green one, however, its sourness was very little and the taste was cloying and the purple one seemed very sweet.

His only salvation had always been the red, strawberry jelly bean with little sugar crystals surrounding it, the flavor exploding on his sensitive palate.

It wasn't too sweet, nor without sweet, fortunately it didn't taste like paper and even in so many decades it never became cloying.

You would easily say that red jelly beans were your salvation, the only thing you considered good enough, the only sweet you loved and that went beyond any salty food you didn't despise.

Kol Mikaelson made jokes about your taste, he used to say that red jelly beans couldn't hold a candle to green ones, and you always countered by saying that he only thought that because you were as acidic as he was.

" Don't move too much. " Hope's childish voice scolded her and out of the corner of your eye, you could see Klaus give a smile, proud of his daughter.

" Yes, ma'am. " you replied, straightening your posture one last time.

The ten year old's small hands worked on her hair, surprisingly making a braid that most wouldn't be able to do, but Hope was always way beyond her time.

You were the smartest child you had met in decades, which without meaning to be presumptuous reminded her of yourself as a child.

Your mother used to say that you could become president without any effort, and your father always said that he was tremendously proud of you and your grades, even when he was drunk.

It was strange that he could always be so affectionate with you, drunk or not, when with your mother he always attacked you every time he drank.

You blinked a little faster, trying to push away the thoughts of the people who are gone, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you would miss them forever.

You were in the garden of the Mikaelson Mansion, a remote part of the city, where normally the originals were solving problems, however, on weekends like those they took time off to spend time with family.

Family.

you had met Elijah before all of them and when you learned what he was your initial thought was that his life had come to an end, even though the connection they had was undeniable.

It wasn't romantic at all, but it was totally superior to that, and as time passed you met Klaus when Elijah called you, seeking help to protect Hope.

You weren't that old or very powerful a vampire, but you could never deny a friend's request, especially to protect a child.

Even though initially Klaus didn't look favorably on her and you can't help but imagine that he would easily have a dagger made for you, avoiding having to kill her the conventional way, they eventually become friends.

It was no different with Rebekah, you met her when she arrived in the city, and they both got along absurdly well, almost as if they had known each other for years.

" You better listen, you don't want to ruin my painting, love. " stated the hybrid and you frowned looking at him.

"It's telling us? " ́ asked and he gave a smile.

"But of course, I have a perfect sunset behind you, and my daughter and my best friend are at an exceptional angle, I wouldn't miss that for anything. " he replied, and you smiled.

"Okay, but I want image rights." he replied jokingly, and Hope smiled.

" Me too. " the child said and Klaus made an offended face.

" My goodness, this is a plot. " he stated in disbelief.

" You see, brother, at some point in a thousand years someone would have to surpass you. " said Elijah, going down the porch steps, so he could admire both the girls and his brother's painting. "This is magnificent.

" Thank you, at least someone is giving me some support. " stated the hybrid and you laughed, rolling your eyes.

You turned your attention to the front, where Rebekah was watering some plants with the help of a ruler, you were wearing light clothes, a white tank top with no wrinkles and dark fabric pants, boots on your feet that fortunately weren't damaging the lawn.

You turned your attention to the different types of roses, while you felt your hair being touched by Hope, who from time to time asked you to hold a strand of hair.

You can never be more content with your life, however, the long period you sat on the lawn in Hope's care and being painted by Klaus next to the child and the magnificent sunset, you had to admit needing sugar in your stomach. blood.

Their spectacular red jelly beans.

The vampire searched the house's closets with her eyes wide open, perhaps things weren't going as planned.

How could a perfect weekend not have red jelly beans?

You closed a closet door catching a glimpse of your reflection in the mirror, the perfect braid in your light hair and the greenish eyes showing your disbelief.

The vampire went to the room looking at each jar of sweets, unfortunately they were all the ones Hope used to eat and not you.

Maybe you should start cutting out some sugar, because consuming all the jelly beans you brought on a Saturday was absurd.

Well, it wasn't entirely your fault, you had shared most of it with Hope, hiding it from Hayley's eyes, who always talked about sweets before main meals.

You were two big jellybean traffickers.

" Auntie, what are you doing? " Hope asked, rubbing her eyes after waking up in the middle of the night.

The girl had gone to sleep a few hours ago, and given that you normally didn't sleep due to your vampire ability, you and the majority of the house were still awake.

" The end of the world, my dear. " you replied, approaching the little girl and placing a kiss on her cheek. " But don't worry about that, I'll solve everything myself. " you stated and the child nodded.

"Are you sure?" he asked, his voice a little groggy with sleep.

" Yes, little angel. " he assured, picking up Hope, who laid her head on his shoulder, yawning. "Now, you will go back to bed, and when you wake up, auntie will make your favorite pancakes.

"With blueberries?" She asked as you opened the door to the child's room, which was next to Hayley Marshall's.

"Exactly," she agreed, placing the child on the bed. " Sweet dreams, sweetheart. " you whispered, kissing the little girl's forehead.

"Good night, auntie." Hope whispered, taking a few seconds to fall asleep under the gaze of the vampire who was smiling broadly.

"You're a light sleeper." whispered Rebekah, at the door and the vampire agreed, leaving the room in silent steps, leaving the door open.

" I think you heard me searching the house. " confessed the vampire.

" It's hard for someone not to hear it. " joked Rebekah. " Kol said you were about to start World War III.

" If I go without my candy for a long time, yes. " you said, and the original was sure that it was easily possible.

Rebekah knew that without the little reds you liked you could easily become someone else, you were a faithful servant of the jelly beans, and without you it would be as if your kingdom had collapsed.

Sometimes it seemed like you loved treats more than anyone else.

"You, a little wine will help you." suggested the vampire, giving him her arm.

You looked at her thoughtfully and made a childish pout that made the original smile.

Giving in, you linked your arm through Rebekah's, returning to the kitchen.

Rebekah Mikaelson didn't sleep all night, just like you, you spent the night in front of the TV, drinking wine and criticizing the films that were showing.

Your criticisms border on professional and if you were one of the producers of the films, you would dare to say that you would cry over what was said by your friend.

Friend.

Even years ago the word sounded strange, because even though I was always so open to you, being by your side whenever I needed you, listening to you, the feeling of friendship never belonged to heart of the original.

Almost eleven years, that was how long you had known her, much less than your brother Elijah, and the same amount as Kol or Klaus, however, you knew that her feelings for you were totally different from theirs.

Eleven years was too long, Klaus always said you never did anything slowly, not even falling in love, he judged you for that, but almost eleven years had passed and you were sure you were in love, but those words never left your mouth .

Maybe it was the years of love that, true to you, weren't always, that brought more problems to your life than you could count and it was undeniable how much it shook you.

Pretending a life changed by going to schools and crashing dances, acting as if it belonged to him when that wasn't the truth.

Worldly life didn't matter so much now, you wanted to have what was taken from you back, but with your family here you were at peace and it was inevitable that you wanted it to last forever.

And in a way it would last.

You were preparing your morning coffee using Rebekah left the house, leaving a warning to your brothers that it wouldn't be long.

New Orleans wasn't far away, and when you arrived in the city you knew the exact places you needed to go to get what you wanted.

you would try differently this time, but you wouldn't deny it any longer.

He had no problem falling in love quickly, better than not loving at all.

You twirled a strand of your golden hair around your finger as you analyzed the painting, your gaze wandering over each detail, reinforcing an expression of suspense and criticism.

" If you keep making all this suspense, I will compel you to tell the truth. " Klaus stated from the other side of the studio, you smiled, not knowing for sure if it was in fact just a joke.

" I took vervain. " he replied, but it wasn't true and from the look Klaus gave you you knew he knew that.

You didn't take vervain, you never did, it was your vote of confidence in them at the beginning, and that extended until now, and even with the original hybrid's provocations you knew that none of them would ever compel you.

" I thought it was amazing, daddy. " Hope stated, and Klaus smiled happily, kissing the top of the child's head.

" Me too, it was amazing, and you know how critical I can be. " you replied and Klaus nodded satisfied.

"Of course, I've seen you say things that would cause films to be banned from the catalogue." he replied and the girl smiled, winking at you.

You left Hope with Klaus, who shows you other old paintings, kept in the residence for a few years.

You walked through the corridors humming a song, until you arrived in the room where Kol was centered between the TV, not so focused on the program that was playing.

"Did you happen to see Rebekah?" he asked, missing the vampire some time ago who, according to Elijah, had gone to the city, and the original turned his face towards you.

"You arrived just now, darling, you're outside." he replied. "Lollipop?" He offered, showing the lollipop he had taken from the ones Hope usually consumes.

"No, thank you." He thanked you, refusing the sweet that was sickening to you.

Kol knew this, and was teasing him about missing his adorable jelly beans.

you continued on your way, passing you through the kitchen, where you saw Elijah and Hayley working to make a blackberry pie, which looked delicious.

You stole one of the berries under the hybrid's gaze, who looked at you, forcing a playful "ugly" look, and you smiled happily, leaving the back door.

It was close to dusk again, and you couldn't be happier to witness a sunset again.

The greatest beauty of immortality for you was how many sunsets you could admire.

He saw Rebekah a few steps away, and walked towards the vampire sitting on the tree swing, the light wind ruffling the magnificent doctored strands, highlighting the immortal beauty even more.

Being an immortal, you would easily say that Rebekah was Aphrodite, but it would be an exaggeration to say that the Goddess was as beautiful as you.

Rebekah Mikaelson was Aphrodite.

You sat next to the original, adjusting the flowery dress similar to the day before, and kept your gaze forward, watching the sky starting to take on a pinkish color, and a slight orange.

" Spring is coming to an end, that's a little depressing. " he said, looking at the vampire who smiled.

" At least the color of summer will make you a little happier. " Rebekah argued and you nodded knowing it was true.

Even though spring was your favorite, you loved all seasons, especially here when the sun was even brighter.

"You spent the day out, Elijah said he went to town." She said, paying attention to the original's eyes, which seemed to show some fear. " All good?

" I did something, at the time it seemed like a brilliant idea, but now that you're here I don't know if it can happen. " you he said, leaving the vampire confused.

"What do you mean by that, Bekah?" asked the young woman and the vampire turned her head, taking something that was hidden in the corner of the swing.

You stared at the glass jar with your mouth open, the material seeming to shine a little from the sun's rays reflecting off it, the intense red becoming worthy of all your admiration.

" I brought you a gift. " said the original, and you took the pot carefully, afraid that with all your emotion you could go overboard in terms of strength.

It was a glass jar of jelly beans, all as red as you like, with sugar crystals all over them, and the heart shape, which wasn't normally what you bought, however, it was still amazing.

Hearts.

You looked at Rebekah giving a wide smile.

"That's amazing, thank you." She said extremely excitedly, and pulled the vampire into a hug that she immediately returned.

" I knew you would like it. " you said, still hugging the young girl. "But it's just... I have to say something.

you turned away from you, waiting for the original to continue, you held the glass jar tightly and the original moistened her nervous lips.

" What is it? " you asked softly, eyes narrowing in confusion.

" You know me, I never do anything slowly, ever. For years I lived on the consequences of love, on the desire for a life that I couldn't have. " you said. "But when Hope and you arrived at the family practically together, I saw that I could have a normal life, even though I was still like that... You showed me a way to live like a mortal, even though I wasn't one, with your impeccable taste, reviews that would make film producers cry and an overwhelming addiction to red jelly beans.

You smiled, surprised by what was said to you.

" Well, you helped me with that too, every second you were by my side. " you said, feeling warm at heart being with you.

" It's not just that. " said the original. " For almost eleven years, I tried to mask my emotions, I tried to change them, to find a way to not get hurt, but I was always wrong. " you stated, and you felt the touch on your hand on the bottle.

"Do you mean to say that...

" I'm in love with you." shot Rebekah, interrupting the girl. "I know it's confusing, that we never had room for that, but I couldn't help it, I didn't plan to love you that way. But it's impossible for me not to love you, all your beauty, your passions, your way, everything in You enchant me, princess jellybean.

You froze over her words, your green eyes fixed on the woman who said she loved you, your heart so hot and racing, beating as if you were simply alive.

As if you were a mortal.

" You make me feel like a mortal. " you said, placing the jar of red jelly beans between you. " But that's not bad, because I've never been so alive.

" I think not having love in an immortal heart was the worst punishment anyone could face. " said Rebekah. " But having is the meaning of being alive.

You moistened your lips, feeling your immortal heart racing, alive with the unique feeling that passion could give you.

Rebekah brought her face closer to you, her gaze falling on your red lips and kissed you, in a unique, sweet and passionate way.

An explosion of feeling took over her body, you brought your hand to the original's face, upset that it took so many years to realize something like that, but grateful that this day had arrived.

You discovered that the flavor of Rebekah's red lip gloss was now your favorite candy too.

02/24 • mood: happy

[simply-windy]

all your muses are edible in a good way and i’m bored.. so here’s what i think all your parodies would taste if i ate them :]

stargazer - butterfly pea tea jelly/mousse (more specifically one of the galaxy/space themed ones i see on youtube)

rocket - striking popping candy

buster rocket - ashy blueberry pound cake

PJ rocket - marshmallows and confetti

darkheart - smoke and fresh seafood and probably something i definitely shouldn’t be eating

medkit - tea flavored crunchy edible decorated glass

eggbox - creamy egg custard with a bit of himalayan salt

zuka - BLACK SESAME SOUP with some brown sugar melted in

ban hammer - pork roast with wine but the pork roast is horribly out of shape

valk - lemon crepe cake /pos

firebrand - really hot burning apple strudel

koistaff - (she looks like a calico /pos) sashimi

ghostwalker - burnt ashes and gas

sword - strawberry gelato with strawberry edible glitter and too much metal that half masks the flavor

hyperlaser - a combination of beer, tea, and coffee

broker - a chocolate coin with a taste of metal to it

traffic - dusty chocolate orange and probably a purple chocolate bar /aff

windforce - mango sago or mango sticky rice cake

7mk0 - OHHHHH BOY. the orange parts look like edible orange glass while he looks like he’d be a vanilla cake with dark chocolate foundant with a hint of orange zest. the horns would be hardened dark chocolate with orange bits inside them, with powdered sugar and edible glitter. his wings are edible sugary glass with a small hint of lemon/orange mixed in with them. i think you may have deduced who i am from this one part /silly

rainbox - rain drums, soft melodies (in all seriousness he also looks like he’d taste like blueberries and butterfly pea tea)

jesterspace - ribboned candy apples

slingshot - chia seeds and cupcakes

icedagger - ramune!!

frankenhammer - grape and lime flavored sponge cake

coil - fizzy soda mixed with gummy worms, an energy drink, and probably some really sweet junk. everyone collectively agrees on said drink being a chemical hazard but some still try it anyway out of morbid curiosity

pirate valk - seaweed soup

captain rocket - prawn crackers and cold soba

rainbeau - GAY CAKE!!!! GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY UHH WHAT ELSE (rainbow crepe cake with all the colors being different fruits)

hellhound - probably the most inedible here but if i had to say something. really dry baked bread/crossiant that’s been in the oven for too long

follower - milk pudding with a sheet of edible glass on the top

the inphinity - collectively watered down milk flavored jelly??

egobworder - strawberry shortcake. his armor is edible chocolate with a silver polish over it

coil 2.0 - wires and crunchy metal and circuits and video games and probably,, some strawberry and blueberry in there too (very faintly)

steampunk - lemon-orange (orange leaning) flavored cookie?? custard?? he would definitely be cookie flavored though

coolerbox - really fizzy soda with 10 energy drinks and probably drugs in it

cozyshot - warm cinnamon/chocolatey pastries straight out of the oven.. hot chocolate

g. zuka - stardust. perhaps lava cake

c. zuka + c. traffic - depression flavored black coffee and an energy drink diluted in hot chocolate respectively

sharkbite rocket - 5 day old shark fin soup and loneliness

dovord - candy hearts, red heart lollipops, and heart sprinkles

blaster rocket - blueberry flavored tiramisu with a hint of depression

pest - APPLE PASTRIES. CARAMELIZED CINNAMON APPLE ROLLS.

mach- a mousse: rich dark chocolate on the outside, rosy and creamy on the inside

hacksaw - tutti frutti flavored ice cream but the sauce is dried blood and the cone is metal

builderman - pound cake with a layer of powdered sugar

john doe - something that shivers and burns in your mouth, eating away at everything until you corrode. regrets of a long forgotten time.

griefer - thorny poisoned stinging nettles. eeewwww /j

the phighting beans - mochi with a fruit corresponding to the bean’s main color (though i’d say they’re too cute to be eaten)

Oh Oh holy fuck anon How did you- How long have you been writing this??? I was stunned into pure SILENCE when I saw this ask holy fuck I am just- Holy shit I need a minute my guy this is so???? Fucking cool???? I understand all of these so well...

[opalssagofever]

Released from the Candy box 🍭📦 (mdni!!)

Paring: Minju x gn reader + named female OC

Tags

Fan x idol

Spice (but not smut)

Lollipop licks

Tw 2 year age gap (both reader and OC are 22)

Tw bad grammar

Rushed/lazy writing

*The story is not original just rewritten for ones preferred settings

Words: 1300+

It's your 22nd birthday today, and Abby your friend has a very special surprise for you.

"Make sure you close your eyes while I cover them" she said covering your eyes.

While covering your eyes, Abby walks you to the blue room where there's nothing but a green and purple striped couch and a big metal table.

Abby has sat you down on the couch, "please keep your eyes closed" she said as removing her hands out of your face.

"Noona/Unnie, what are you up to??" You said as kept your eyes closed.

You felt something smooth from your hands. "Now you can open your eyes" Abby said looking at you.

You saw hot cocoa in a decorative cup that looked like one of those fancy fake Russian eggs.

There's also a strawberry flavored lollipop on the steamy chocolate milk.

Then you looked up to see the big box.

"Thanks for the hot cocoa but what's with the box?" You asked Abby.

"If you drink all your hot cocoa and eat the lollipop with it, then you'll grant your wish inside the box" Abby answered.

You think that Abby sounded very ridiculous, "is this one of your sh*tty pranks again?" You asked her.

"No I'm being very serious, now drink the damn milk before it gets cold" Abby answered with a unpleasant tone.

You've gently sip the chocolate milk, it tasted like a mix of latte and milk chocolate, not too sweet but not very bitter.

Then you bite the lollipop with your teeth, it's a sweet artificial taste just like a usual hard candy would taste like.

"I'm done" you said as you wipe your mouth with your hands. "already?, you grant your wish that quickly" Abby said with a shocked look.

"Yeah, I'm kinda have a fast sense of getting things done quickly" you said as you put the cup down.

"Are you gonna break your box or what?, the big present is waiting for you!" Abby said putting her hands together.

You stand up to punch the top of the box 3 times but then Abby grabbed one of your hands.

"Stop I didn't mean literally, you're gift is really fragile!" She panicked.

"Sh*t, I'm so sorry I hope I didn't ruin it!" You also panicked quickly realized what you're doing.

Abby checks to see the damage you cost the poor box, there was a very little hole on the box you've made.

"You didn't do that bad, but don't do this again next time" Abby said handing you a box knife.

You've take the knife, and carefully slit the box open.

Then you finally opened the box just to see many more lollipops in here.

"All these lollipops, for me?" You said.

"There's something else in the box, waiting for you, just turn off the lights and put your hand inside the box" Abby said giggling

So you turned off the pink lamp near the little red dresser and dig as deep as you can.

But somehow you felt something, something soft, it's a soft hand grabbing your hands.

You got really scared, but you didn't care, so you pulled the hand get it out of the box.

But then Abby pushed the box towards you, and then ran away from the room. She slammed the door as she ran.

You have no control of yourself, so you fell back to the couch.

Candy is now all over you, but you felt something else.

You felt something hugging you, You kinda got scared, you don't know what to do.

Then the something got off of you, and sat next to you.

Now you see a shadowed girl sitting next to you.

"Congratulations on opening your present, I couldn't really breathe in that box" the mysterious girl, she has such a sweet and soft voice.

You got really scared, "stranger who are you?" You freaked out.

"I'm glad you asked, My name is Minju, The Park Minju" the shadowed girl replied.

Your heart started beating, you can't believe what your hearing.

But your still not convinced and think it's a prank.

"Prove it, or Abby Noona/Unnie is getting it" You said with a unpleasant tone.

The girl turned on the lamp near her to reveal herself.

You've became shocked, shivering, it really is her, the most beautiful girl you've seen.

Her sparkling brown eyes, her fairy-like ears, her pouting lips. She's wearing a pink short dress that stop to her lower thigh and is sparkly.

You've never thought you've seen such an angelic fairy in real life.

Then you've started thinking that Abby was actually put a drug on your drink.

You started to scratch your left arm to see if it turns blue, but it didn't turn blue.

You realized your not high or drunk and it's low key legit, well... wtf.

"Omg, wth so you're actually park minju??" You tweaked with delight.

"Yes, I really am the girl that your seeing right now" minju said.

"I heard it was your birthday today, and I heard you really like lollipops, so Abby Unnie payed me 13 million won to be in a box full of lollipops."

Now you where questioning how did Abby encounter Minju, But you didn't care right now.

You always dreamed of being with minju since the runext days.

You are so glad that Abby made your desires real. It's so scary but so fascinating to see.

"Noona/Unnie is not pranking me this time, I can't believe it!!" You said under your breath.

"Nope, Abby was actually trying to give you the best birthday!" Minju said while giggling.

She came more close to you and whispered to your ear, "And your confused and hyperventilating arousal proves it".

Minju had gotten off of you to pick up a random lollipop.

"This is for the lollipop sweet tooth" she called you.

You've watch as she unwraps the blue berry flavored lollipop, she makes a kissy face near a lollipop.

Then she slowly puts the blue candy inside her pretty plump medium sized lips.

She rolls the blue candy around her mouth.

She offers you the green apple candy while she enjoys her blue raspberry.

You take the lollipop from her hand.

"I think I'm going to save it for later" you said as you put the candy near the table, "Actually can I try the blue that you have?"

Minju hands you another blue candy, you put it in your mouth.

You give it a few licks and then bite it into tiny pieces.

Minju also finishes hers, you can see that some of her lips have a blue gradient of her rosy lips.

"Maybe we should kiss, can I kiss you?" You said as you sound a bit desperate. You clearly have no charisma just obsession ;-;.

"Please do, that's why I'm here" minju said in a way that is quite dutiful.

You gave her a simple affectionate kiss at first, she kisses you back of course.

You were low-key cherished of how she'd kissed you back, it was so delict and settle but quite impure and titillating .

That was so much better than your unknown exes you've thought.

When you and Minju's lips stopped touching, you've looked at her deeply as you pinch her (facial) cheek.

"I knew you were a good kiss" You said to her in a covet-ful way.

"I love how you talk that way, you're the most attractive fan I've ever seen" minju said in english but slurred some words.

Her words have melted your heart, you've become flabbergasted and kinda arovsed of what she've said, that made you love her more than usual.

"Oh minju, I love how you make me feel so damn good" you said as you clean the candy mess, then lay her to the couch.

You've got on top of her and get a better taste of her lips.

You and her started kissing again, this time it's tongue to tongue.

You've tasted the same blue candy from her lips, then moved from her lips to her neck.

And you already know where this story is going towards. And I don't do smut so I'm just going to end it right here ;-;

The end

Damn that took me almost a month to write this story.

[spotsupstuff]

Dyou associate any smells or tastes with your ocs?

I think caper would taste like pomegranates (or just capers lol)

And haboob looks cheesecake flavored

Sparrows smells like fresh cut grass and rain maybe

Spore is obvious

And I'm not sure about the others

hmm............ Euros keeps reminding me of either raspberry or strawberry jam, mostly cuz of his colors and cuz he's usually a sweet guy. also jams are hardwires into my brain as Slavic Things™ cuz of cartoons n technically speaking, with the RW map over real world map thing, Euros n Sparrows r russian so like... brethren...... he'd ALSO smell like a strawberry/raspberry jam. really strong sweet smell

Sparrows is blueberry and her smell would be wind in meadows in early morning. something very timid that falls into the background of perception

Haboob is a green olive!!! or pears. both smell n taste

Boreas smells like thunder and lighting- basically rain but way more oppressive and powerful and electrified. taste would prolly be like licking keys or smth like that, no actual food

Zephyr smells like cut grass to me! combined with ferns and a little brook. OH also coniferous trees!!

Notos smells like the night or a cave. very cold. her taste is like bitter purple grapes that makes you scrunch up your face n everythin

Orion is obivous (milk Orion choclate but also this sweet called Mila actually), Spore is specifically champignons on a pizza, NAE smells like vanilla, Expiation is a bubbly grape soda, Gem like a forest full of water and her taste is like red semi-sweet wine and like Vinea (local soda drink that mimics wine with coloration so kids can join their parents in Them Cheers) when she's actually being nice

[nonaonann]

The Bats & Birds and Their Favorite Ice-creams + Reasonings:

Alfred: Moose Tracks (People who say his favorite would be plain vanilla/vanilla bean are my mortal enemies. Idc if they're comic writers or whatever, Alfred is so not that guy. Moose tracks, for those who don't know, has a vanilla ice-cream base, with fudge swirls, and chocolate covered peanut butter cups. It's something fun for him, but not too "wild" if you know what I mean.)

Bruce: Rocky Road (Idk man...vibes? I hate the almonds in it but I feel like he likes almonds, like a lot? <- Random hc that is. Plus, whenever any of the others try to say, "Rocky Road? The nuts are gross, why??" Bruce can just add on, "And there's marshmallows.")

Kate: Strawberry Cheescake (This one is just a lot of association at play. Red is her accent? color and also just, her color, and pink is adjacent to red, and Kate seems like such a cheesecake elitist, sorry Kate Kane fans, I'm not retracting my truth, still love the woman, but yeah. Cheesecake is good an all, but it's definitely not my favorite thing in the world, sorry cheescake fans.)

Babs: Pistachio (....VIBES. Yeah, that's my reasoning for the most part. Also, it matches her eyes :^) Also, also, it's so fun to imagine her and Dick having these intense arguments and "wars" over "the better green ice-cream". Spoiler: Babs wins every time and she's the one who starts the conflict because for one, she finds it entertaining, two, she despises mint chocolate chip ice-cream, three, she likes drama lol.)

Dick: Mint Chocolate Chip (Specifically the green colored one. It's one of my top 5, plus, it fits his vibe in a way, it's wacky and bright. Also, it seems to be a somewhat widespread hc for him? I've come across a few fics where it is his favorite ice-cream flavor so glad I'm not alone in this. Also, I imagine he mixes together Mint Chocolate Chip, and everyone elses' favorite ice-creams in a bowl when he feels like it. It of course causes disgust, confusion, and chaos. The only ones of the others' ice-creams that are excluded are Pistachio, Vanilla Bean, and Rainbow Sherbert.)

Jason: Gelato (He strikes me as a Gelato over ice-cream guy. He likes to pick fights over it, a fellow seeker of the drama, like Babs lol. If he were to eat ice-cream ice-cream, probably Pistachio like Babs to egg on Dick for it, or Butter Pecan. I love the hc of him having like, Dad/Old man taste and this is my Dad's favorite ice-cream. Also, if anyone tries to egg on him for it, like, "You are such an old man." "Pecans? Those are gross---" he just adds on, "And carmel." I also like him being similar to Bruce in the overarching narrative way, but also in the little ways way.

Carrie: Rainbow Sherbert (IDK MAN IT’S JUST THE VIBE MATCHING IM PICKING UP. It's colorful, a little loud, a little chaotic, a little bit of a niche one, not a lot of people like it, me included, anecdotal evidence and all that jazz.)

Cass: Birthday Cake | Rocky Road | Cotton Candy (I love the hc? that Cass likes a lot of the things Bruce and or Steph like. <- Babs too, but I have a feeling Cass doesn't like Pistachio nuts for some reason? However, she also seems like a Birthday Cake ice-cream sort of gal. It's fun, it's colorful, it's an interesting contrast to her typical colors and Bat persona, and perhaps a little bit more reflective of her actual personality. When she has the time and a craving, she mixes all three ice-creams together, something she picked up from Dick, and it generally grosses out/confuses/and "angers" people. "Angers" meaning people jokingly get mad over it, like how you pick sides for mundane things and playfully, but veering toward seriously, defend it.)

Steph: Cotton Candy (Another of my personal top 5. Specifically the Thrifty brand. Peak childhood memories are of me mixing this ice cream together---its a sort of marbled thing with hot pink and a vibrant blue---to make it purple. We all know Steph's appreciation of the color and I also can just see her liking cotton candy flavored things.)

Tim: Black Cherry (Another of my top 5. Again...it's mostly for the vibes. Also, there's this really good---and I mean really good, a.k.a. it made me sob sob---fic called "cherry trees in your ribs (cherry trees in mine)" by klixxy on Ao3 that's about Tim & Dick talking about the time where Bruce "died" aka was lost in the time stream or whatever it was. It's a Tim-centric fic and the imagery is so beautiful and vivid, the line delivery makes my bones ache, and it, in my opinion, so perfectly encapsulates the relationship of being so incredibly close to a family memeber, only for something to happen that alters everything and causes that closeness, that relationship you loved and cared for, to never be quite the same. I have so much more to say about it, but this post is supposed to be about ice-cream, so if you have the time, read it and form your own opinion.)

Duke: Vanilla Bean (Are you getting tired of the "idk man...vibes match" answer? Well too bad, cuz that's also my reasoning here. Also, I love the idea of anyone bashing Duke for liking Vanilla Bean ice-cream all like, "Vanilla bean?" "That's so boringgg---" only for Duke to just, absolutely demolish them for their ice-cream flavor, no matter what it is. I'm talking, he's giving insults to these people that years down the line they still remember.)

Damian: Neapolitan (Uh...vibes. SORRY. But uh, it probably annoys him to a significant degree when the layering of all the flavors aren't evenly divided. His favorite sections, from most to least, are Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla. Damian's also probably a Vanilla Bean > Vanilla kind of person, so he has words about the vanilla ice-cream typically included in Neapolitan. Upon further consideration, maybe he'd like Matcha flavored ice-cream as well.)

[gachagon]

Today was my sisters birthday so we went to The Color Factory! Which is like this immersive art place where each room is a different interactive exhibit that features a color. It was pretty fun over all, and I really enjoyed myself! The first room was a confetti room which was super fun. You could lay down and throw confetti everywhere.

I took a lot of photos of just kicking the confetti with my shoes. And there were some fake plastic flowers but I'm not sure what they added to exhibit other than just looking kind of pretty.

We also had to enter through this long multicolored corridor which was pretty trippy I took a lot of photos of my sister and her friends. This experience while colorful was also kind of dark because a lot of the rooms are either just pitch black or incredibly dimly lit so that you can focus on one singular color.

Side note it looks like we're walking in a bright orange haze in this photo and tbh that's what it felt like as well. After this room was one of my favorite rooms, the "Silent Dancing" room. It was also very purple and pretty cool to just hang out and take photos.

There was a disco floor which reflected all the disco balls above us and because of the neon purple lighting it really just made a cool effect on the ground. I really liked the way my outfit looked in this room lol so I took a lot of photos of myself and my sister.

There was a pink room but imo it was the most disappointing since you put these glasses on to make the whole room look pink (it's like looking through "rose colored glasses" essentially) but it's not the lightest pink color and is very reminiscent of shrimp or flamingos. So I didn't take a lot of photos here.

Lastly, we went into this ballpit and oh my lord I feared for my life several times while I was in that ballpit. I thought I would meet god on the bottom of a carpeted art house ball pool, but luckily my sister was there to pull me out (she was taller then me) for fear of losing my phone I didn't take it with me while I was in there. But even this image alone shows how terrifying and liminal it was. I did have a lot of phone in it however!

All in all, a wonderful experience. If there is a color factory near you, perhaps you should also go give it a visit I enjoyed myself. My only gripe is that it's expensive to get in there, and then all of the gift shop stuff is super expensive for no reason (20 dollars for a little truck with a cupcake ontop of it and 30 for a kids t-shirt???? no thanks) I brought some snacks anyways and they gave us snacks while we explored the Color factory.

However, a lot of the snacks were just plain nasty tasting. I brought a 5 dollar soda that was supposed to taste like "coconut" that was really like drinking a bottle of perfume. They gave us Macarons at the start of the exhibit, and they were also nasty. Imagine biting into a bar of fragrant strawberry scented soap. That's what it tasted like.

The only really tasty food that the Color factory had was their chocolate bar I got the salted caramel which is true to its name. It was very delicious and even my dad kept going back for more lol. And their Saltwater taffy which had different flavors. I had chocolate, vanilla, caramel, and some other fruity flavors that were super good (i had to chew a lot though.)

And at the end of the exhibit they gave everyone a little ice cream. You could pick between two flavors "Lavender or Deep Space" (they're both coconut flavored but one has a fruity taste and the other is a chocolatey one).

The lavender ice cream was the best thing I had there. Too bad it was small and tiny and not something I could just buy a regular cone of :(

[bsdw-ccraccs]

part 1 -> part 2* -> part 3

Case: The Hunt

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Chapter 2 Song:  Skyfall  ‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - -୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵

Of course, he was late. 

The loud sound makes him and the people in the main office jump. Many of them were trying to comfort the kid and some were trying to alert the teachers. 

Someone decides to take the initiative and picks up the young boy and walks out of the school. Many join them and some run off to help evacuate those still in the classes. 

It is only after Aeris takes a long, deep, breath, that he can hear the loud sirens of the school's alarms. The person, a man, sets him down on a bench in front of the school. Aeris looks at the school, black smoke coming from one side of the building, the other side looking perfectly fine. 

He cleans himself up, tears no longer falling down his face, using the sleeve of his blazer to clean his snotty nose, taking off his blazer and trying it at his waist. He wants to stand, but he doesn’t trust himself to. 

Everything was getting so loud. Too many people, too many sounds, too many colors, too many everything. Aeris covered his ears and closed his eyes, his brain registering the disgusting taste his mouth had from the vomit and the amount of blood he had encountered. Silence. He needs silence.

He needs to be alone, Aeris needs to be alone. He wants to be alone. Too much. TOO MUCH.

“Hey kid, breathe.” 

Aeris gasps as a voice cuts through his thoughts. His eyes are wide, his hands aren’t pressing against his ears, and he now has a strawberry-flavored mint in his mouth.

“You’re gonna hurt your ears like that, and your breath was smelly,” The guy, a black-haired male dressed similarly to a detective, says. He’s couched down in front of Aeris, his larger hands covering Aeris’s smaller ones and laying them on his knees. 

“You’re… from the detective agency… Ranpo Edogawa…” Aeris sighed in shock. 

“And you’re the kid that called the authorities on the bodies here, right?” Ranpo smiles, green eyes peaking through his eyelashes.

“Yeah…” Aeris looked away, the school was blocked with yellow tape, there were two other people nearby that did not look like police and a large crowd outside the area of the yellow tape being blocked by the police.

“Well kiddo, I have your phone here,” Ranpo shows his phone with a clear, purple, cat charm hanging off of it.

Aeris opens his mouth to say something but Ranpo cuts him off.

“But! You will have to come with us to a safer part of town! If you agree, then your phone is yours! Deal?”

Aeris nods, Ranpo handing him his phone and standing up. Aeris holds his phone to his chest as he hears Ranpo call out for a Jun’ichiro and an Atsushi.  The two other guys turn around and walk towards them. Aeris stands behind Ranpo, looking at the other two as they come closer, analyzing them. 

He knows about the Armed Detective Agency and what they do, he also knows some of the detectives due to research and projects he had done. He truly finds them interesting. He had found out about them due to some books his father had kept before he died and his mother wouldn't throw them away for anything. 

Those books had information on the port mafia, the armed detective agency, the guild, and so on. From the bosses, the workers, and their abilities, to the most powerful combos they have. It was interesting. 

Aeris knew about Ranpo and Jun’ichiro, Ranpo thanks to the books, and Jun’ichiro thanks to the hacking he has learned from books from the library near his place. He guesses that Atsushi is a new worker as the ADA. He’ll have to search up some things online about him.

Aeris didn’t notice that they had started walking until Ranpo put a hand on his head to stop him from walking forward into a pole. “We are here!” Ranpo calls out. 

Looking up from the ground, Aeris and the group are standing in front of a coffee shop. They enter the building and sit in one of the booths, in front of an old man. The first to sit down is Jun’ichiro, a small smile on his face as Ranpo scoots beside him. Atsushi sits down first and motions to Aeris to sit down beside him. He nods and scoots to sit in front of Ranpo. 

Placing his phone on the table, hands covering the screen, they sit in silence for a few seconds. 

“So, Aeris Dahl right?”

“Yes, that’s me…” 

“As you know, I’m Ranpo Edogawa, the greatest detective ever,” Ranpo smiles, eyes closed as he points to the redhead beside him “ This is Jun’ichiro Tanizaki, and that's Atsushi Nakajima.”

Both of them wave towards me as I nod at them. 

A lady comes by, a smile on her face. 

“What can I get you all? Oh, There’s a new member!”

“The usual for me!” Ranpo waves his hand as his head lies on the table.

“I’ll get a coffee, what about you, Atsushi?”

“I’ll also get a coffee.”

“Can I just get some water, please..” Aeris mumbles, he doesn’t want anything too heavy for right now, especially after everything that has happened. The smell of coffee cleanses Aeris’s mind from the gore he had witnessed, but it is the relaxing aspect of the coffee shop that makes him close his eyes and not see their faces.

“Sooo, Dahl-” “Please, call me Aeris, I’d rather that than my last name…” 

“Alright then, Aeris, we are to ask you some questions about what happened today,” Ranpo says, placing a recorder on the table as the lady brings two coffees, one sundae, and a cup of cold water. 

“Thank you,” everyone tells the waiter as she nods and walks away.

“Why ask me questions about this when you could instantly find out who did it?” Aeris asks Ranpo, Atsushi, and Jun’ichiro looking at him. He doesn’t seem nervous at all, his hands say everything. Aeris’s pointer finger was tapping away on the back of his hand, his nails painted a pastel purple, hands stained with paint, it all showed how nervous he feels. 

“Well, to make the investigation much more fun! Also, I already know you’re innocent, no need to be so anxious.” 

Aeris sighs and shakes his head. “Well, I just wanted to go to the bathroom and, when I entered the smell of blood was strong. I looked around and saw that there was a body on the floor on the third stall, I dialed 110 but didn’t call…”

“Why didn’t you instantly call?” Jun’ichiro asks.

“I just felt that there was more to it so I ran out of the bathroom and went to the next one to the left, there I found two more dead students. There I called the police and ran to the farthest bathroom, mostly used by the popular girls and the junkies. That’s where I found the dead teacher and the bomb.”

“A bomb?” Atsushi and Jun’ichiro pipe up, questioning.

“I was also wondering that. In the last bathroom, not close to any classes but the gym. The time it was set too also didn’t make sense,” Aeris wonders as he grabs his phone and shows the pictures of the body.

“All of the bodies had their eyes taken out and something happening with their necks, but this one had her whole torso ripped open and her guts taken out.”

The gruesome image makes him cringe as he takes a sip from his water. “The guts weren’t ripped out by any means, she still had her lungs in there and there weren’t any traces of other parties. It seemed that they surgically removed the specific parts they wanted of her and took them.”

“It seems you are correct, do you think it was because of a grudge or was it a murder of fun?” 

“I would like to think it was a murder for fun, like, they just wanted to try the thrill of it and kill someone, or even worse, sold her organs for fun. Though, I’m not an amazing detective like you Ranpo, so I can’t be sure.” 

Ranpo opens his eyes wide, the compliment taking him off guard. 

The main thing that was written in the book of the agency for Ranpo’s case, ‘praise and pay with sweets for the best solved case.’

“Of course! I’m the greatest after all!” He smiles as the other two bring tier coffee to their lips. Aeris nods along, knowing that the killer will be found sooner rather than later in this case.

After they finish the interrogation, they leave the coffee shop and walk back to the scene of the bombing. A sick feeling settles in Aeris’s tummy as they get closer to the closed-down school, his hands getting clammy and his eyes looking left to right in a wary way. He knew he was safe, he had the detective agency around him, but it just didn’t help alleviate the feeling of danger.

Something is going to happen soon.

But when and where was it going to happen…

[padawansuggest]

Kk so I was today years old when I realized I have an apple sensitivity and a full blown green apple allergy. So I hate green apples with all my heart and soul. They’re super sour in the most painful taste bud curling way. Just thinking about it my tongue HURTS remembering how painful they are on my tongue. I can sorta stand them if I coat EVERY BITE in caramel (which comes with it’s own issues cause guess who’s allergic to cane sugar lol) but that’s to cover the sour. They’re also disgustingly dry. Like no actual juice in them even if they’re super juicy.

So. If I eat a green grape (something I WILL throw up if it makes it to the tummy) it is the driest grossest flavor ever. Red grapes are only a little less sour. Purple grapes are GODLY but I will still throw them up.

Now tho, I like me some strawberry flavoring. Always have. But fresh strawberries? No fucking thank you. They’re so sour it’s painful. Not as painful as green apples, which is why I’ve eaten more of them, but very painfully sour. I will also throw them up if they make it to the tummy.

I just realized the only reason I don’t throw up green apples is because my fear of the pain they give me is so intense that I ain’t putting that shit in my mouth no thank you. So. Apparently I’m allergic to green apples.

[a-mess-of-a-crow]

DEE FUN FACTS!

As promised, here are some fun facts about Dee!

Birthday: 23.July

"Around 4 am. My mom woke up from the pain. She had a hard time with me, always, heh."

Favorite color: Purple

"Doesn't hurt the eyes much."

Liked food: Shrimp aguachiles, Beef rendang, Dakdoritang, Spicy Yakitori, Apfelstrudel with Vanilla icecream, Straight up Hot sauce

"Give me spicy and I'll be yours ~💜"

Absolute favorite food: Tamales with pork

"Me and Mom used to cook it together..."

Hate food: Kaiserschmarrn, Bland foods

"I don't know why Frisk likes it so much. I hate raisins.

Listen, you either go all in with spices or leave the cooking to someone else. Also, MSG exists for a reason. I hate it when the food looks good and tastes like wet socks. Urg."

Favorite music genres: Metal, Deathcore, Rock, Nu Metal, Electro, Alternative Rock

"I fucking love it when music fucks me up. Urg, the drums, the shreds of the guitar, the crunchy bass, I could die for it."

"Not to mention Riot Grrrl."

"Excuse me?! Deep down, I, too, am a 1990s teen girl trying to overthrow the government."

Favorite band (in Universe): Suicidal Pleasure Pilot, Assholes and Finger Food, The Kings of Trash Mountain, Gray Area, End Strangers, Mental Masochists

"My ex was the bassist for the Mental Masochists. She was so dope. Despite the break up, we are still on good terms. End Strangers doesn't normally fit my taste, but something about them kinda makes me... I dunno, melancholic."

Favorite Songs (in Universe): Pretty little Mess, Monster with a sweet tooth, Terrified, Ticks till Dawn

"I went to the concert with my then-girlfriend, hearing Pretty little Mess and Terrified was just- maybe one of my only best years. I was so innocent back then, heh. Heh.... "

Favorite Icecream flavors: Cookies and Cream, Strawberry

"You can call me basic all you like, but they just fucking taste good."

Favorite hobby: Collecting rubber ducks, cooking/baking

"Yeah, they are just adorable. Ya know, my mom would say that rubber ducks represent life.

They seem absolutely useless, complete clutter in the bathroom. But you can also see them as small companions, you can give them names, and make your time bathing a bit more fun. 'Seeing the little everyday things as something remarkable is what can bring us happiness in dark times.' she used to say... I miss her a lot. "

"Same goes to cooking. She encouraged me to cook with her, though when she- when she was gone, I was left alone in the kitchen, they didn't really touch my food...

After years, Frisk kinda pushed me to cook again and it just clicked. Same goes with baking, though not as much, I think Frisk is much better in that than me. Making deserts is fun regardless."

Favorite book (in Universe): “Theodore and the mirror” by André Jensen

"It was my favourite book as a kid, maybe still is. And I read a lot of books. Like literally. A lot. Like several lifetimes worth! Like-"

"I think they got it Sansy."

"Sorry, heh."

Plays instrument: Electric Bass, Drums, Violin

"Sera- Sorry, my then-girlfriend showed me how to play bass, she was so cool with it. I learned drums with my magic, it is the perfect instrument for learning precision, reaction and moving small objects fast, it was self-torture to try and learn how to remotely play drums only with blue magic tho. Should've just learned it normal. But hey, now I can even play it with my eyes closed. Another useless skill of mine.

My mom played violin. I don't play much, used to a lot as a kid. Everytime I play I- I- next one please"

Deaths: 1572

"Wow, didn't realize it was that much. Well, I respawn so it doesn't matter. Looking at the stats, 101 times killed by accident by others, 310 times deliberately killed, 278 accidentally killed by myself and 58 times out of pure curiosity. Heh. That's- yeah that's dumb. One time, I thought I legit could withstand the heat of the sun, since I thought my fire resistance was strong enough. Well- It sure wasn't!

... I don't want to talk about the rest amount... "

Friends, from closest to distant: Rex, Cronox, Vera, Caz, Fril, Zinc, Alou, Celery, Cupcake, Bun, Kat, Shade

"Kat and Shade are more business relationships, tho even with Kat I can joke around a bit. Shade got a chronic stick in the ass. Rex reminds me of the kids in the clinic, he gets the 'ruffle-the-hair-and-give-him-a-cookie' urges out of me."

Random fun facts!

Dee's nickname comes from his red-blue eyelights! In the early days of Red Mass, it represented his magic and determination!

Dee owns around 600 different rubber ducks, which he all named ((Which I'm gonna have fun with naming 🥲))

He owns a suit that is rubber duck themed.

Frisk made him model with the clothes they sewed for him and even took pictures which he hides because of embarrassment!

"OI- WHAT- THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY!"

Dee is actually just called this by his squad members, Rex, Caz, Alou and Cronox ( if he would speak).

Cupcake got him into Telenovelas. And Frisk got him into Anime. Also his favorite anime is Ringo bouken (in Universe)!

In the laboratory, Dee was starving and had to resort to eating h-

"OI THAT'S ENOUGH. IT'S FRISK'S TURN TO BE HARRASED NOW!!!"

If you have more questions about Dee, leave a comment!

Hope you got a bit of an image of Dee :)

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Holy moly your food looks incredible. I feel like I would be willing to eat ingredients I don’t typically like if you prepared them. It looks delicious and your plating is beautiful. Also yes please make me some cannabis infused foods and drinks. I’m interested in hearing more about your drink making skills. What’s been one of your favorite creations drink-wise? If you want to share obvs no pressure.

I really enjoy hearing people nerd out on the things they enjoy and it makes me get excited about it too.

Also I’m so sorry for the multiple anons from me (enby sub)

Thank you (and don't worry about the multiple anons. I'll clear out my inbox eventually)! I'd certainly try to make good food out of ingredients people usually don't like. It'd be a good challenge. Cannabis drinks are easier to make because it's so easy to find flavored cannabis syrup. I just like learning how different flavors pair together, so I have some informal knowledge about which alcohols and tastes can be combined. I don't really drink very often. Halloween is usually when I have the most alcohol (~6 drinks in a month). I kind of improvise and don't measure drinks unless it's for Halloween but I'll try to remember what's in some of these. I like making sweet, fruity and floral drinks.

Spiced peach and oat (probably spiced whiskey, peach schnapps, oatmilk, cinnamon, and some homemade cinnamon amaretto)

Watermelon tamarind chamoy blended drink (Watermelon, spicy tamarind vodka, chamoy. . .?)

Something chocolate cherry flavored?

Something with mango and cannabis (Mango liquor, tajin, spicy tamarind vodka, probably tonic water??? and mango apricot cannabis syrup)

No clue but it looks pretty.

I don't know what to call it (floral gin - as pictured, sour apple liqueur, blue curacao, orange liqueur, lemon sparkling water)

Lavender white hot chocolate (dried lavender, coconut milk, white chocolate, drop of purple food coloring) (could add white chocolate liqueur to make it alcoholic) (would definitely make this drink for someone else)

Halloween drink: Demon's blood (recipe below) (probably my favorite drink)

Halloween drink: Failed love potion (recipe below)

Halloween drink: Swamp Queen (recipe below)

No clue but it reminds me of a stormy day at sea and so it's one of my favorites, - visually

Demon’s blood 2.0

Mango liquor 1oz

Pomegranate liquor 1oz

Triple sec 1oz

Vanilla syrup .5oz

Pomegranate juice 4oz

Failed love potion 2.0

1oz creme de strawberry

1oz cinnamon amaretto*

4oz almond milk

1oz Almond milk liqueur

.5oz pomegranate schnapps

.5oz rose syrup

.5oz Grenadine

1oz dark chocolate liqueur

Luster dust

Line top of glass with dark chocolate syrup

Swamp Queen

Sour apple schnapps 1.5oz

Cinnamon Amaretto 1.5oz*

1tsp maple syrup

Apple juice 3oz

Caramel ice cream ~2T

*mine is homemade, but adding cinnamon on top or just forgoing the cinnamon flavor is fine.

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The Most Colorful and Enjoyable Delight: Jelly Cubes

The Most Colorful Mixed Dessert in Our Country: Jelly Cubes by NK Food Products

When it comes to the most vibrant and delightful mixed dessert in our country, jelly cubes by NK Food Products undoubtedly top the list. These bite-sized, colorful gelatin-based treats are beloved by both children and adults alike. Crafted from a mixture of high-quality gelatin, sugar, and flavorings, jelly cubes offer a delightful burst of sweetness combined with a soft, jiggly texture. Available in a variety of vibrant colors and flavors, these cubes are not just a treat for the taste buds but also a feast for the eyes. Whether enjoyed on their own as a fun snack or used as a playful addition to other desserts like fruit salads and ice creams, jelly cubes bring a burst of joy and color to any occasion.

What Makes Jelly Cubes Special?

1. Vibrant Colors and Flavors Jelly cubes are available in a spectrum of vibrant colors, making them an irresistible treat. From bright reds and oranges to vivid greens and purples, these cubes can turn any dessert into a colorful masterpiece. The variety of flavors, including classic favorites like strawberry, orange, lemon, lime, and grape, ensure that there is something for everyone to enjoy.

2. Delightful Texture The soft, jiggly texture of jelly cubes is one of their most endearing qualities. Each bite delivers a satisfying wobble that is both fun and enjoyable. This unique texture makes jelly cubes a hit among children, who love to play with their food, and adults who enjoy a bit of nostalgia with every bite.

3. Versatility in Desserts Jelly cubes are incredibly versatile and can be used in a variety of desserts. They are a popular addition to fruit salads, where their bright colors and sweet flavors complement the fresh fruit perfectly. They can also be mixed into ice creams, adding an extra layer of fun and flavor. For parties and gatherings, jelly cubes can be served on their own or used to create eye-catching dessert displays.

Why Choose Jelly Cubes by NK Products?

1. Quality Ingredients At NK Products, we believe in using only the finest ingredients to create our jelly cubes. Our gelatin is sourced from reputable suppliers, and our flavorings are carefully selected to ensure the best taste and texture. This commitment to quality means that every cube is a delicious, high-quality treat.

2. Consistent Quality With NK Products, you can always expect consistent quality in every batch of jelly cubes. Our production processes are designed to maintain the highest standards of quality control, ensuring that every cube is just as delicious and vibrant as the last.

3. Bulk Availability For those who need large quantities of jelly cubes, NK Products offers bulk purchasing options. Whether you are planning a large event, stocking up for your store, or simply love having jelly cubes on hand, our bulk options make it easy and convenient to get the quantity you need.

4. Loved by All Ages Jelly cubes are a treat that transcends age. Children love them for their fun colors and playful texture, while adults enjoy the nostalgic taste and the way they brighten up any dessert. They are a surefire way to bring smiles to faces at any gathering.

How to Enjoy Jelly Cubes

1. As a Snack Enjoy jelly cubes straight out of the box as a fun and tasty snack. Their bite-sized shape makes them perfect for munching on the go.

2. In Fruit Salads Add a pop of color and sweetness to your fruit salads by mixing in some jelly cubes. They pair beautifully with a variety of fruits, adding both flavor and visual appeal.

3. In Ice Cream Mix jelly cubes into your favorite ice cream for an extra layer of fun. The cubes add a delightful chewiness and a burst of flavor that complements the creamy texture of the ice cream.

4. At Parties Use jelly cubes to create stunning dessert displays at your next party. Their bright colors and fun shapes make them a hit with guests of all ages.

Health Benefits of Gelatin

Gelatin, the main ingredient in jelly cubes, offers several health benefits. It is a good source of protein and contains important amino acids that can help improve skin health, support joint function, and promote a healthy gut. By choosing NK Products jelly cubes, you are not only indulging in a delicious treat but also enjoying some of the health benefits that come with consuming gelatin.

Tips for Using Jelly Cubes in Recipes

1. Add to Desserts Last Minute To maintain their vibrant colors and soft texture, add jelly cubes to your desserts just before serving. This prevents them from becoming too soft or losing their shape.

2. Store Properly Store jelly cubes in a cool, dry place to keep them fresh. If you are storing them for an extended period, consider refrigerating them to maintain their quality.

3. Experiment with Combinations Don’t be afraid to get creative with your jelly cube combinations. Mix and match different colors and flavors to create unique and exciting desserts that will wow your guests.

Get Your Jelly Cubes Today!

Experience the joy and delight of NK Food Products jelly cubes for yourself! Perfect for snacking, adding to desserts, or brightening up any occasion, these colorful treats are sure to be a hit. Whether you need a small quantity for personal enjoyment or bulk supplies for an event or business, NK Food Products has you covered.

Visit our website or contact us today to place your order. Treat yourself and your loved ones to the simple pleasure of these wiggly, jiggly delights. Make your next dessert a colorful masterpiece with jelly cubes by NK Food Products!

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Fume Ultra Disposable Vape Review

Fume Ultra Disposable Vape offers a variety of flavors that can satisfy any palate. It also comes pre-filled with 5% salt nicotine and has a large battery life of 2500 puffs.

The disposables have a sleek and stylish design that’s easy to hold in your hand. They’re a great option for people who want to stop smoking but don’t want to spend a fortune on an e-cigarette.

Easy to use

Fume Ultra is one of the most versatile disposable vape devices on the market, with a range of flavors to suit every palate. From fruity concoctions to classic tobacco blends, you’re sure to find something that suits your tastes. These devices are also durable, featuring high-grade materials that can withstand the rigours of daily use.

Each device comes pre-filled with 8ml of liquid and has a 1000mAh battery, allowing you to enjoy your favorite flavor for longer. The Fume Ultra is perfect for those who want to experience the ultimate vaping experience without worrying about charging and pod swaps.

With over 33 different flavors to choose from, you’re sure to find a Fume Ultra disposable that suits your tastes. From classic strawberry and grape to unique options like Unicorn or Tangerine Ice, there’s something for everyone. The device is simple to operate and has a draw activation mechanism, so you can start puffing right away.

Variety of flavors

As with all Fume products, the Ultra has a variety of flavors to choose from. Whether you prefer a dessert flavor like fresh vanilla or something fruity such as purple rain, there’s sure to be a flavor that you enjoy. Some stockists also offer multipacks that are a great option if you’re planning on vaping regularly.

Fume’s line-up of disposable nicotine salt pods includes three different models: the Extra, the Ultra, and the Infinity. All of these devices use synthetic nicotine salts with a 5% nicotine content. The Extra offers about 1,500 puffs, and the Ultra has a larger tank with a higher nicotine level.

The Infinity offers the most puffs of all of Fume’s devices, with 2500 potent puffs from its 8ml liquid capacity and 1000mAh battery. The Infinity has a sleek and portable design that is easy to carry around, so you can enjoy your favorite flavors wherever you go. This device also comes with a convenient draw-activated firing mechanism and a large variety of flavors to choose from.

Long battery life

Fume Ultra disposable vapes have a long battery life that can last for several days when used on a regular basis. They also come pre-filled, so you don’t need to worry about refilling the device. They’re ideal for people on the go and want a convenient way to enjoy their favorite flavors without the health risks of traditional smoking.

The Fume Ultra Disposable Vape features a sleek, compact design and a draw-activated firing mechanism that makes it easy to use. Its pre-filled 8ml pod holds a premium nicotine-salt e-liquid that is deliciously smooth and flavorful. The device is portable and convenient, so it’s easy to carry in your coat pocket or bag.

It comes in 35 unique flavors, from fruity concoctions to classic tobacco blends and refreshing menthol sensations. These flavors are carefully crafted to give you the sensory experience of traditional smoking, but with a lot less risk.

Authenticity

Fume is one of the fastest-growing disposable vape brands, and counterfeit companies are trying to cash in. To ensure you’re getting authentic Fume products, check the scratch-off sticker on the back of your device for a unique code. This code can be entered into Fume’s official authentication page to ensure that you’re buying a real-deal product.

Fume Ultra disposables offer 2,500 potent puffs of 5% salt nicotine with an internal battery that provides enough power for a week of use. The device’s design is also sleek and durable. Its rechargeable battery can last for hours of continuous vaping, and its LED light indicator alerts you to the status of the e-liquid.

A dead battery can cause your Fume Ultra to stop producing vapor or even produce a burnt taste. In addition, the wick can become clogged, which prevents e-liquid from reaching the coil and resulting in less vapor production. You can avoid these problems by following these simple tips:

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Baguio: The Mountain Retreat of the Philippines

Welcome to Baguio! A charming mountain city nestled in the Cordillera Central range of the Philippines. Known as the "Summer Capital of the Philippines," Baguio offers a refreshing escape from the heat of the lowlands and serves as a popular destination for locals and tourists alike. From its cool climate and stunning landscapes to its vibrant culture and delicious cuisine, Baguio has something to offer for everyone. Join me as we embark on a journey to discover the hidden gems of this enchanting city.

The City of Pines

Baguio is famous for its year-round cool climate and picturesque pine forests, earning it the moniker "The City of Pines." Take a leisurely stroll along the tree-lined streets, breathing in the fresh mountain air and enjoying the soothing fragrance of pine needles. Explore the beautiful Burnham Park, a central hub for leisure activities such as boating, biking, and picnicking.

The Panoramic Views

For breathtaking panoramic views of Baguio and its surrounding mountains, head to the popular viewpoint at Mines View Park. Marvel at the scenic landscapes, visit the traditional Igorot huts, and don't forget to have your photo taken with the friendly St. Bernard dogs. Another must-visit spot is the top of Mt. Costa, a unique garden showcasing various themed landscapes, each offering its own stunning vista.

Cultural Immersion

Baguio is home to various indigenous communities, and immersing yourself in their rich culture is a must. Visit the Tam-Awan Village, an artists' haven that showcases traditional Cordillera huts and hosts art exhibitions. Explore the Baguio City Market, where you can find an array of local produce, handicrafts, and woven textiles made by the indigenous Igorot people.

Strawberry Fields Forever

Baguio's cool climate and fertile soil make it the perfect place for cultivating strawberries. Don't miss the opportunity to visit the strawberry farms in nearby La Trinidad, where you can pick your own strawberries and indulge in sweet strawberry treats such as jams, tarts, and ice cream. The Strawberry Farm also offers a chance to learn about the cultivation process and interact with the local farmers.

Gastronomic Delights

Baguio is a food lover's paradise, offering a wide array of delectable dishes that will satisfy your cravings. Indulge in the city's famous specialties like fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate, sweetened sticky rice called "kakanin," and "Ube" (purple yam) flavored delicacies. Don't forget to try the mouthwatering local dish called "strawberry taho," a sweet treat made of soft tofu, strawberry syrup, and tapioca pearls.

Thriving Art Scene

Baguio has a vibrant arts and crafts scene, with numerous galleries, art spaces, and workshops to explore. Visit the BenCab Museum, which showcases the works of renowned Philippine artist Benedicto Cabrera and other contemporary artists. Discover unique handicrafts and souvenirs at the Baguio Craft Brewery and the Easter Weaving Room, where you can also witness the traditional art of handloom weaving.

Baguio offers a delightful blend of natural beauty, cultural heritage, and culinary delights. Whether you're seeking a peaceful retreat, an adventure in the great outdoors, or a taste of local culture, Baguio has it all. Escape to this mountain paradise and let the cool mountain breeze and warm hospitality of its people rejuvenate your spirit. Baguio truly is a destination that will leave you with cherished memories and a longing to return.

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